Is this a sign of impending middle age ?
James Cook
wasn't a good time for kitchens and the 1950's weren't a great time for
bathrooms). When I got all the kitchen stuff I looked at the list of 25 odd
tools needed for the job - and I realised I've got the fucking lot. Even a
basin wrench for fucks sake, I got two of em.
I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving in my
new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the tools all out
nicely. What the fuck is happening to me ?
Osbourne Ruddock
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> I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving in
> my new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the tools
> all out nicely. What the fuck is happening to me ?
>
Blame the hormones in chicken James. As all those girly blobs enter your
system the manly germs fight back by making you mince out to the garage and
try to shimmy with a jig saw.
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Cheers, Os
Kullrad
> I've just moved house and am doing the bathroom and kitchen myself
> (1980's wasn't a good time for kitchens and the 1950's weren't a
> great time for bathrooms).
Heh, you should see my kitchen. Built in the 80's to look like it was built
in the 50's. If I ever meet the bodging old cunt who did it, I'll politely
ignore him. God, being English really does suck sometimes.
> When I got all the kitchen stuff I looked
> at the list of 25 odd tools needed for the job - and I realised I've
> got the fucking lot. Even a basin wrench for fucks sake, I got two of
> em.
What's your point? A man can never have enough tools.
> I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving in
> my new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the tools
> all out nicely.
Ooooo...look at at you with your fancy dan 'outbuildings'n'shit'. I have to
put up with a slightly damp basement/cellar and wooden shelves.
Take some photo's of your toolroom, whilst it's still all neat'n'shit.
> What the fuck is happening to me ?
You are catching Teh Old.
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Kullrad (4)
UKSF Best New Poster 2003
"If you don't listen to Slayer, you should just fucking die."
Winamp is sleeping: (I haven't bothered to wake it up yet, probably)
Osbourne Ruddock
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> Take some photo's of your toolroom, whilst it's still all neat'n'shit.
I have a couple more photo's in the pipline for Ossiesrules Kully. One
being the cherry blossoms in the orchard around the corner and the other
being the Os dunny. I'll try to get them up by Monday.
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Cheers, Os
Chopsy
James, I really feel your pain, but you're not getting old. You're
getting MANLY.
I haven't got a basin wrench, though. That might be too manly even for
me.
C
rYan_
>
> I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving in my
> new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the tools all out
> nicely. What the fuck is happening to me ?
Embrace it with both hands. I have a nice collection of tools in my bottom
office drawer. They all laughed at the Allen keys but all knew where to come
when their chair arms were loose.
Strawberry
james.cook32del...@btinternet.com says...
> I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving in my
> new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the tools all out
> nicely. What the fuck is happening to me ?
>
comfy loafers. Accept the inevitable you are turning into your father.
James Cook
> . Accept the inevitable you
> are turning into your father.
The day I start shipping in Russian "housekeepers" for 2 week stays is the
day I die my friend.
Kullrad
>> . Accept the inevitable you
Heh, your Dad sounds a lot more intresting than you.
Perhaps you can him to post here instead of you.
It'll give you more free time to polish your belt sander.
Strawberry
james.cook32del...@btinternet.com says...
Allen Parkes
> I spent a whole Saturday a few weeks ago putting up metals shelving
> in my new workshop (I've got outbuildings and shit) and laying the
> tools all out nicely. What the fuck is happening to me ?
The time to worry is when you have a collection of little sticks with which
to stir paint. *shudders*
--
Al
Cypher
forename...@blueyonder.co.uk says...
Sticks?
ffs, man, you don't want to use a stick. What you need to do is get a
fat friend to hold onto the can while you tell him a few of Mikey's
solid gold jokes.
--
Cypher
Kullrad
> Sticks?
>
> ffs, man, you don't want to use a stick. What you need to do is get a
> fat friend to hold onto the can while you tell him a few of Mikey's
> solid gold jokes.
I think Ben is allergic to paint, and Mikey, as it happens.
Kullrad
> The time to worry is when you have a collection of little sticks with
> which to stir paint. *shudders*
What do you stir your paint with then, Al?
Allen Parkes
>> The time to worry is when you have a collection of little sticks with
>> which to stir paint. *shudders*
>
> What do you stir your paint with then, Al?
A pencil, which became useless when blunted as I don't seem to own a pencil
sharpener. What's up with that?
--
Al
Kullrad
>> What do you stir your paint with then, Al?
>
> A pencil, which became useless when blunted as I don't seem to own a
> pencil sharpener. What's up with that?
Perhaps pecil sharpeners haven't reached Wolvo yet? You've only just got
running water, FFS.
Allen Parkes
> Perhaps pecil sharpeners haven't reached Wolvo yet? You've only just
> got running water, FFS.
Jealous, much?
--
Al
Kullrad
>> Perhaps pecil sharpeners haven't reached Wolvo yet? You've only just
>> got running water, FFS.
>
> Jealous, much?
Only cos the midden man hasn't been for 2 weeks.
rYan_
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>
> Perhaps pecil sharpeners haven't reached Wolvo yet? You've only just got
> running water, FFS.
It has to run cos if it walked it would get mugged!!!11!!!!!!!!1
Sir Benjamin Nunn
>> The day I start shipping in Russian "housekeepers" for 2 week stays is
>> the day I die my friend.
>
> Heh, your Dad sounds a lot more intresting than you.
>
> Perhaps you can him to post here instead of you.
It worked for Conlan.
Oh, wait, no it didn't. Disregard.
BTN
Guppings
"Strawberry" <snm_ukT...@hotmail.com> wrote in message > Accept the
I remember my old man moaning about my music, Rolling Stones, The Who etc &
saying how soft youngsters are these days etc.
I promised myself I'd never get like that!!!!!!!!
I failed miserably!!!!!
Martin
james.cook32del...@btinternet.com says...
>
M
Joe Horowitz
Would it still work if we shipped them in for you?
--
Joe
"What's rocks one?" - some daft Brummie tart
Michael Cunningham
> I think Ben is allergic to paint, and Mikey, as it happens.
And yet he'll still happily allow me to suck him him off any time I
visit. Strange how these allergies come and go, isn't it?
--
Mike