Did they change the rules for the Confederation Cup?
Monkey
with both sides level after taking five penalties each, only then does
"sudden death" come into play.
--
High above in Heaven, the Jade Emperor, Ruler of Heaven and Earth, was
startled by the rays of light reaching his Celestial Throne.
"See what's causing that," he ordered his chief minister, the Spirit of the
Great White Planet Venus.
The Great White Planet went to look out the East Gate of Heaven and soon
returned with his report. "Your Majesty, a stone has given birth to a
monkey. The rays of light came from its eyes. But now that the monkey has
taken food, the light is fading."
The Jade Emperor sighed. "Only a monkey, is it? Well, we have important
business here. A monkey is no concern of ours."
Philamental
tact than b did, (not that that's hard to do) His 'sudden death joke' was
funnier than this lame attempt.
Read the fucking NGs before re-X-posting the same shite, Monkey
Phil
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Hans Erik Albretsen
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the first goal comes in the second half the matched is played to the final
whistle. If 0-0 it's penalty shoot-out
>
>
>
Monkey
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Dan
Are you? Just how low can you go?
John Porcella
to Silver Goal, I thought that the Confederation Cup would be the same too,
but as the latter tournament is a FIFA one, they must have different rules.
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MESSAGE ENDS.
John Porcella
Camille-Fleur
serious question about tournament rules.
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Ben Blaney
>I thought that afer 90 minutes normal time, then 30 minutes extra time, then
>with both sides level after taking five penalties each, only then does
>"sudden death" come into play.
Fuck off, cunt.
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Ben Blaney
Optimist
Bobby Moore Lower
Boleyn Ground, E13.
Nick Lamb
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hope you die laughing at your own stupid joke -
you are obviously not a true soccer fan
Oscar1275
Monkey, you do need to get a life.
Please don't. I know.
Oscar
MCFC
Jimmy The Vax
what is this 'soccer' of which you speak?
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aware of vacuity
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he might mean football, probably a yank or a member of some other bastard
offspring colony of the empire
Henry Crun
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And then *they* have the unmitigated gall to call City fans for using the
"Munich" reference...
Monkey embodies all that is vile about those of the Trafford persuasion.
Dave S
You've still got no sense of humour and you will always be jealous of
Liverpool's trophy cabinet.
CTID
M.B
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??????? Are you lost??????
Spoofman
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united on Mon, 30 Jun 2003 08:18:07 GMT,
was it Monkey who quoted :
>
>
If you're going to sick then at least be original. This guy had a wife
and young kids. How low can you get?
Monkey
--
High above in Heaven, the Jade Emperor, Ruler of Heaven and Earth, was
startled by the rays of light reaching his Celestial Throne.
"See what's causing that," he ordered his chief minister, the Spirit of the
Great White Planet Venus.
The Great White Planet went to look out the East Gate of Heaven and soon
returned with his report. "Your Majesty, a stone has given birth to a
monkey. The rays of light came from its eyes. But now that the monkey has
taken food, the light is fading."
The Jade Emperor sighed. "Only a monkey, is it? Well, we have important
business here. A monkey is no concern of ours."
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Spoofman
alt.sports.soccer.manchester.united on Tue, 01 Jul 2003 18:48:44 GMT,
>
>
Now that was a much better post than your original one.
Simmers
jokes you son of a bitch
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M.B
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> I hope your mum, wife and kids drop dead, then we'll see if your making
sick
> jokes you son of a bitch
>
>
It's wrong for him to make sick jokes but it's perfectly ok for you to
criticise him for this and wish for his family to die?
How exactly does your mind work? you fucking freak!
Monkey
deal with it. Get down off your fcuking high horse.
--
"Alfie was taking the piss. I had waited long enough. I f...... hit him
hard. 'Take that you c....' The ball was there, I think. I had no remorse.
My attitude was, f... him, what goes around comes around. He f..... me over
and my attitude is an eye for an eye, and don't stand over me sneering about
false injuries."
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Monkey
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gushing with emotion mostly from people who in all honesty don't really give
a fcuk. Then someone who posts a "sick joke" which has been heard in
virtually every workplace and schoolyard, is a "sick son of a bitch". What
a load of bollocks.
Philamental
> "M.B" <M.B.@tiscali.com> wrote in message
> news:be0ofo$11fes7$1...@ID-179599.news.dfncis.de...
> >
> > "Simmers" <sim...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:be0mor$2gbu$1...@news.icl.se...
> > > I hope your mum, wife and kids drop dead, then we'll see if your
making
> > sick
> > > jokes you son of a bitch
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > It's wrong for him to make sick jokes but it's perfectly ok for you to
> > criticise him for this and wish for his family to die?
> >
> > How exactly does your mind work? you fucking freak!
> >
> Its the same old story. Deaths are met in these groups with "RIP" threads
> gushing with emotion mostly from people who in all honesty don't really
give
> a fcuk. Then someone who posts a "sick joke" which has been heard in
> virtually every workplace and schoolyard, is a "sick son of a bitch".
What
> a load of bollocks.
I think the difference here, Monkey, is that a footballer in his prime has
died on the pitch, and these are football newsgroups. When somebody posts a
joke about some politician or actress who died on a football newsgroup, then
it's probably not going to be a problem for most people on here, who care
more about football than tv shows or politics.
However in Foe's case, its almost similar to a family member, albeit a
distant one, passing tragically, to a lot of people on here, as MVF was well
known all around the UK and Ireland having played for 2 prem clubs, and been
seen playing on TV in the Champs League and World cup. He was part of
something that we all care about, which is why people here are more
sensitive to jokes at his expense so soon after his death.
There's a right time and place for that sort of humour. Football newsgroups,
days after a death that football fans were still trying to take in and
understand how it happened, is neither IMO. That's how I see it all.
Phil
Henry Crun
> "M.B" <M.B.@tiscali.com> wrote in message
> news:be0ofo$11fes7$1...@ID-179599.news.dfncis.de...
> >
> > "Simmers" <sim...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:be0mor$2gbu$1...@news.icl.se...
> > > I hope your mum, wife and kids drop dead, then we'll see if your
making
> > sick
> > > jokes you son of a bitch
> > >
> > >
> >
> >
> > It's wrong for him to make sick jokes but it's perfectly ok for you to
> > criticise him for this and wish for his family to die?
> >
> > How exactly does your mind work? you fucking freak!
> >
> Its the same old story. Deaths are met in these groups with "RIP" threads
> gushing with emotion mostly from people who in all honesty don't really
give
> a fcuk. Then someone who posts a "sick joke" which has been heard in
> virtually every workplace and schoolyard, is a "sick son of a bitch".
What
> a load of bollocks.
>
M.B
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We've come to expect no better from the bitter blue shite.
oh by the way fuck off!
Henry Crun
play...provided they are made by a rag but as soon as someone takes a pop
back you are overcome by self-righteous indignation...and you have the gall
to tell me to fuck off. YOU FUCK OFF!
Monkey
M.B
Go on then wise arse tell me where I made a joke at the expense of a player
dropping dead.....
Henry Crun
others took umbrage.
Moog
03 Jul 2003 12:50:54 GMT:
>> Oh so it's okay to make jokes about players dropping dead
>> on the field of play...provided they are made by a rag but
>> as soon as someone takes a pop back you are overcome by
>> self-righteous indignation...and you have the
> gall
>> to tell me to fuck off. YOU FUCK OFF!
>>
> *Plonk*
I thought he had a point Mankey!
Oh well, maybe it's a different world living life as a sewerage
clerk from Heywood.
;-)
--
Moog
Moog
03 Jul 2003 17:29:52 GMT:
> umbrage.
This is my nomination for the 'Usenet Word Of The Day' Award.
--
Moog
Monkey
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one of the few things they can't contract out of the country.
Moog
> I am a skilled engineer, you know. There's money in
> treating sewage. Its one of the few things they can't
> contract out of the country.
A shit engineer?
--
Moog
Monkey
"sludge".
Moog
> In this politically correct day and age, we use terms like
> "wastewater" and "sludge".
I was referring to your engineering skills
;-)
--
Moog
Monkey
I know. I am not too bad. I have also been fortunate to have been working
with water the last few years.
Moog
> I know. I am not too bad. I have also been fortunate to
> have been working with water the last few years.
Is that the posh name for piss?
--
Moog
M.B
Where did I defend him?
I was pointing out what a complete fucking knob you were for jumping
straight in with the Munich bollocks.
If you think he's out of order then say so, but then sinking below that
level with Munich references is what I'd expect from the lobotomised blue
mass from across town. Thought maybe it may have changed the way some of
your knobhead lot thought and maybe stop the Munich chants, the way
Liverpool stopped after Hillsborough. But No, since the Tragedy of Foe
dying I've seen and heard more Munich shite from your thick as shite lot.
Henry Crun
Well he's peddled enough of it on the ngs.
Henry Crun
oh so well.
M.B
In other words you were wrong to accuse me and wrong with your Munich shite.
Then again I knew all along you sphincter licking bitterboy!
Henry Crun
Are there windows in the place where you live?
M.B
No I live in an old fridge at the back of Grey Mare Lane Market!
Oscar1275
>your knobhead lot
>your thick as shite lot.
>lobotomised blue
>mass from across town
Erm, we aint all like that and your generalisations *again* are not helping
matters, are they?
Oscar
MCFC
ChuckSpears
> I hope your mum, wife and kids drop dead, then we'll see if your making sick
> jokes you son of a bitch
>
>
>> I thought that afer 90 minutes normal time, then 30 minutes extra time,
> then
>> with both sides level after taking five penalties each, only then does
>> "sudden death" come into play.
>> --
>> High above in Heaven, the Jade Emperor, Ruler of Heaven and Earth, was
>> startled by the rays of light reaching his Celestial Throne.
>> "See what's causing that," he ordered his chief minister, the Spirit of
> the
>> Great White Planet Venus.
>> The Great White Planet went to look out the East Gate of Heaven and soon
>> returned with his report. "Your Majesty, a stone has given birth to a
>> monkey. The rays of light came from its eyes. But now that the monkey has
>> taken food, the light is fading."
>> The Jade Emperor sighed. "Only a monkey, is it? Well, we have important
>> business here. A monkey is no concern of ours."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
>