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Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:12:23 PM7/1/03
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Which is best?
--
Far off in the Western Paradise, the Buddha paused in his blessed discourse
to his disciples as the rays of light shone into the temple hall. He closed
his eyes a moment in silent meditation, then turned to Kwan Yin, Most
Compassionate Bodhisattva and Goddess of Mercy.
"Alfie was taking the piss. I had waited long enough. I f...... hit him
hard. 'Take that you c....' The ball was there, I think. I had no remorse.
My attitude was, f... him, what goes around comes around. He f..... me over
and my attitude is an eye for an eye, and don't stand over me sneering about
false injuries."
And so saying, he resumed his blessed discourse.

Kath

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:22:09 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Which is best?

Do we care?
Alright then...........1


Ian

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:21:50 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Which is best?

This one


Sumisdad

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:23:52 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Which is best?

Milkboy's
:0P

--
Sumisdad
18-4 "18 cabbages in 4 minutes" (Moog 2003)


Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:24:16 PM7/1/03
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"Ian" <ianeh...@whateveridontreadit.com> wrote in message
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You really prefer the second one, or are you trying to be cute?

Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:27:57 PM7/1/03
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"Sumisdad" <sumi...@home.com> wrote in message
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Smart arse.

Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:29:24 PM7/1/03
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"Kath" <ka...@kynaston2002.fslife.co.uk> wrote in message
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The 1's have it then.

--
Far off in the Western Paradise, the Buddha paused in his blessed discourse
to his disciples as the rays of light shone into the temple hall. He closed
his eyes a moment in silent meditation, then turned to Kwan Yin, Most
Compassionate Bodhisattva and Goddess of Mercy.
"You're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I didn't rate you
as a manager and I don't rate you as a person. And you can stick your World
Cup up your arse."

Sumisdad

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:36:08 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Sumisdad" <sumi...@home.com> wrote in message
> news:bdsu58$sp5$1...@titan.btinternet.com...
> >
> > "Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > news:QImMa.318$RJ...@fe06.atl2.webusenet.com...
> > > Which is best?
> >
> > Milkboy's
> > :0P
> >
> Smart arse.
>

:0)

aware of vacuity

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:39:54 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" <great_sage_eq...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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this one


Moog

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:46:49 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue,
01 Jul 2003 21:12:23 GMT:

> Which is best?

Get to fuck you pathetic cunt. Your .sig file needs a fucking
virus ramming up its rectum.

Barring that. I like you.

--
Moog

Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:50:59 PM7/1/03
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"Moog" <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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No wonder sig writing is becoming a forgotten art. It is shorter, you may
notice, as a concession to those who have expressed a preference for a
concise sig.

--
Far off in the Western Paradise, the Buddha paused in his blessed discourse
to his disciples as the rays of light shone into the temple hall. He closed
his eyes a moment in silent meditation, then turned to Kwan Yin, Most
Compassionate Bodhisattva and Goddess of Mercy.
"You're a fucking wanker. I didn't rate you as a player, I didn't rate you
as a manager and I don't rate you as a person. And you can stick your World
Cup up your arse."

Moog

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Jul 1, 2003, 5:56:20 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue,
01 Jul 2003 21:50:59 GMT:

> No wonder sig writing is becoming a forgotten art. It is
> shorter, you may notice, as a concession to those who have
> expressed a preference for a concise sig.

You silly twat. Just put 'Monkey' after it. That'll do. Otherwise
I'm gonna have to smash your face in with your own .sig file you
bastard.

--
Moog

Monkey

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Jul 1, 2003, 6:15:10 PM7/1/03
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"Moog" <moogint...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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As Alistair Campbell would say, the purpose of the sig is to "sex up" the
post.

Moog

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Jul 1, 2003, 6:23:49 PM7/1/03
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"Monkey" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Tue,
01 Jul 2003 22:15:10 GMT:

> As Alistair Campbell would say, the purpose of the sig is to
> "sex up" the post.

Well it's failed miserably.

--
Moog
"The purpose of the .sig file is to "sex up" the post"

b

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Jul 1, 2003, 7:25:57 PM7/1/03
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'best'????
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Dave Wood

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Jul 2, 2003, 8:24:50 AM7/2/03
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> No wonder sig writing is becoming a forgotten art. It is shorter, you may
> notice, as a concession to those who have expressed a preference for a
> concise sig.

Plagiarise, copy and paste. How hard's that? :¬)

Dave
Liverpool Pictorial
http://www.liverpoolpictorial.co.uk

Dave S

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Jul 5, 2003, 4:09:14 PM7/5/03
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Who cares ?
Most people don't read them.
A bit like the rest of your devil's advocate posts

CTID

Moog

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Jul 5, 2003, 5:10:56 PM7/5/03
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"Dave S" prodded a turd in alt.sports.soccer.everton on Sat, 05
Jul 2003 20:09:14 GMT:

> Who cares ?
> Most people don't read them.
> A bit like the rest of your devil's advocate posts

The scary thing is...more people read his sig than his posts.

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Moog

Dave S

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Jul 5, 2003, 7:04:25 PM7/5/03
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Monkey's posts are almost as bad as The Magician.
They're both Man Utd fans so they think all the UK soccer groups want to
know their rantings.

CTID


ChuckSpears

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Jul 14, 2019, 6:01:05 AM7/14/19
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A bitter jab.
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