Worst Place on Earth!!!!!!!!!!
Dave
Scratch that, and apologise to Susie for me, cos I've been to a place that
makes Leigh look like Paradise.
I was up there for 4 days last week, and my God was I depressed. Not only
were the people inbred, thick mutants but the place was just like something
out of a crap zombie B-movie.
The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night club.
And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who can't
even spoke proper England.
So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
to.....................................
Durham. You WILL regret it.
POD {铱觹
through, I have to stop and check there is nothing in the car I could use to
kill myself with while I'm in there. It is the most depressing place on the
face of this planet.
"Dave" <dbra...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Gav
Dunno what the resedential district's like though...
I'd have to say that King's Lynn place in Norfolk, my
grandparents live there, and I think every other fucker
that's over 60...
Gav.
"Ren" <r...@wimpleteats.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message news:8d36j2$jvo$1...@newsg1.svr.pol.co.uk...
> Basildon beats anything hands down and i get about a bit.
>
> Ren.
>
> POD {铱觹 wrote in message ...
Jasper
Ren
Ren.
POD {铱觹 wrote in message ...
>Two words for you my son "Blaenau Ffestiniog" If I ever have to drive
>through, I have to stop and check there is nothing in the car I could use
to
>kill myself with while I'm in there. It is the most depressing place on
the
>face of this planet.
>
Paul Graham
<dbra...@freenet.co.uk> writes
>Paul, a few months ago I said that Leigh was the worst place on Earth.
>Scratch that, and apologise to Susie for me, cos I've been to a place that
>makes Leigh look like Paradise.
>
>I was up there for 4 days last week, and my God was I depressed. Not only
>were the people inbred, thick mutants but the place was just like something
>out of a crap zombie B-movie.
>
>The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night club.
>And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who can't
>even spoke proper England.
>
>So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
>to.....................................
>
>
>
>
>Durham. You WILL regret it.
>
>
Now, I've never actually been to Durham. Or Newcastle, come to that -
though I believe both are pretty desperate shitholes of considerable
magnitude. I have been to Darlington and Middlesbrough, and both places
induced a feeling of impending death by tedium.
But I cannot believe that there is a place on Christ's Holy earth that
is worse than either Ripon or Oswaldtwistle. Fuck me. If ever you
wondered what being in a coma was like, then give Ripon a try. It'll be
worth it to see what you make of it. As for Oswaldtwistle, just a couple
of miles outside Blackburn...Jesus Christ! They should make suicide
compulsory there. Even the dogs throw themselves in the canal through
boredom.
--
Paul Graham
Gerard Lally
--
Gez
Our disputants put me in mind of the skuttle fish, that when he is unable to
extricate himself, blackens all the water about him, till he becomes
invisible.
(Joseph Addison)
"Jasper" <so...@nocantell.com> wrote in message
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> Ever been to Skelmersdale?
>
> Dave <dbra...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
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Matthew Simms
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> Paul, a few months ago I said that Leigh was the worst place on Earth.
> Scratch that, and apologise to Susie for me, cos I've been to a place that
> makes Leigh look like Paradise.
>
> I was up there for 4 days last week, and my God was I depressed. Not only
> were the people inbred, thick mutants but the place was just like
something
> out of a crap zombie B-movie.
>
> The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night
club.
> And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who
can't
> even spoke proper England.
>
> So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
> to.....................................
>
>
>
>
> Durham. You WILL regret it.
Ever been to Hull?
Sabre
the northerners it isn't that bad.
---Sabre---
Ren <r...@wimpleteats.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Basildon beats anything hands down and i get about a bit.
>
> Ren.
>
> POD {铱觹 wrote in message ...
> >Two words for you my son "Blaenau Ffestiniog" If I ever have to drive
> >through, I have to stop and check there is nothing in the car I could use
> to
> >kill myself with while I'm in there. It is the most depressing place on
> the
> >face of this planet.
> >
Mark Hudson
Liverpool and then come out with...."apart from the northerners"???
Mark from York in the north and bloody proud of it!
Sabre <sa...@ukgateway.net> wrote in message
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Dolle Dolf
<milleniu...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Dave <dbra...@freenet.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:38f4d...@news2.cluster1.telinco.net...
>> Paul, a few months ago I said that Leigh was the worst place on Earth.
>> Scratch that, and apologise to Susie for me, cos I've been to a place that
>> makes Leigh look like Paradise.
>>
>> I was up there for 4 days last week, and my God was I depressed. Not only
>> were the people inbred, thick mutants but the place was just like
>something
>> out of a crap zombie B-movie.
>>
>> The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night
>club.
>> And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who
>can't
>> even spoke proper England.
>>
>> So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
>> to.....................................
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Durham. You WILL regret it.
>
>Ever been to Hull?
Mate of mine got married in Hull. Pretty pathetic. Apparantly
Grimsby is worse.
Dolle Dolf
>
>
Mark Hudson
Sabre <sa...@ukgateway.net> wrote in message
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> > Hang on a minute...........isn't it a bit of a bloody cheek to support
> > Liverpool and then come out with...."apart from the northerners"???
> >
> > Mark from York in the north and bloody proud of it!
>
> It was a joke, mate...my girlfriend is from Leeds...There's nothing wrong
> with them....It's just natural for a Londoner like myself to think that
> anything north of Luton is "The North" and therefore not as good as "The
> South"...No reason to get uppity....
>
> ---Sabre---
>
>
Craig Wynne
The shithole nightclub held about 100 people and had a walkthrough metal
detector to stop all the rival farmers who went there bringing in great fucking
knives and scythes and things.
She left the time warp a couple of months later.
Craig
Frank Tudor
places mentioned so far, and they are all stunning compared with Staines.
Never have I been to a worse shit hole. But Hull does come a very close
second though!
Redman
smak heads, I found some of the tourist attractions which had all benn
pissed on - nice place not. Surrounded by some beautiful mountains though
Redman
and did alot of growing up there and I have to say that I enjoyed it there
but then I didn't know anybetter. Once I hit adolescence I moved to
Yorkshire and found very quickly that the place is much nicer without all
those jumped up little shits from the South around. Soon I was an adopted
Northerner and with 14 years experience of both parts of the country I can
safely say that the North is a much nicer place to live, the people are
generally more pleasant and of course the better football teams are all up
here also - you cant argue with that seeing as the top 3 Premiership teams
presently all reside north of Wakefield, even if the masses of SCUM fans all
live down south.
Oh my god, I almost forgot. Southerners like flat beer - what the hell is
that all about ??? you need those little screw on tap things that go on the
end of the beer pumps. Last time I was in a bar Southampton I asked why they
did not even have them behind the bar and they had not heard of the little
"screw on tap things that go on the end of the beer pumps". I decided that
this must be a ploy of brewers in the North to ensure that you serve shite
beer down there - your welcome to your flat, warm beer sir.
I know you were just making a light hearted comment Sabre but I had to put
you right factually.
Stuart Anderton
POD {铱觹 <ab...@insert.your.isp.here> wrote in message
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> Two words for you my son "Blaenau Ffestiniog" If I ever have to drive
> through, I have to stop and check there is nothing in the car I could use
to
> kill myself with while I'm in there. It is the most depressing place on
the
> face of this planet.
Nah mate, how can anywhere that provides good trout fishing be depressing.
Definately the worst place on earth is Great Driffield, fuck knows where
they get great from, fuck all great about it.
Stu
Ren
all.
Ren.
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Paula
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Ren
forget Chale on the Isle of Wight, a putrid little village near Blackgang
with 'local people'. Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ren.
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Gerard Lally
Inbreeding rife down there as well then?? Sure isn't it OK once it's kept
in the family.
--
Gez
Our disputants put me in mind of the skuttle fish, that when he is unable to
extricate himself, blackens all the water about him, till he becomes
invisible.
(Joseph Addison)
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Jasper
Paul Graham <pr...@millersfield.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> In a hopeless cry for attention <8d3f5l$6bn$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net>,
> Jasper <so...@nocantell.com> spouted this shite
> >Ever been to Skelmersdale?
>
> Aye...got family in Skem. Jesus! Went there one night...took us three
> weeks to get out again.
> --
Fucking shithole isn't it?
Ren
wouldn't let me look in the loft so i just got on with it mumbling answers
to her probing questions. I went to leave and she said "you haven't looked
in the loft yet, i don't want to stop you doing your job", "bollocks you
don't" i thought, so i got up the ladder and had a look, got down and packed
up. "Right i've just got to measure the window frames for the energy study"
said i, "you what, what the fuck for, i'm fed up with this pissing about"
she said slamming the door behind us as she came outside.
She then disappeared off nextdoor, "thank fuck for that, the stupid twat" i
said under my breath.
i measured all the windows,recorded the info and was just going out of her
gate when she appeared holding 2 eggs, "oh fuck i'm about to be sunnyside
upped" i thought, "who are you" she said, so i told her again who i was and
what i was doing, "yeah but you could be anyone" (even though she had
received a letter before hand from the Housing Association). So on and on it
went until she said "they haven't put me all the way out hear for nothing",
it suddenly all clicked into place, she was a TV celebrity off Neighbours
from Hell, that fucking bint who got evicted from somewhere in Kent, the one
where all the neighbours were waving goodbye and the police were there.
I managed to escape eventually.
What a place, 4 people were murdered in the 4 weeks i was there, had a great
laugh in the hotel though with the owners who were from Cannock.
Ren.
Gerard Lally wrote in message ...
Paul Graham
t>, POD {铱觹 <ab...@insert.your.isp.here> spouted this shite
>Two words for you my son "Blaenau Ffestiniog" If I ever have to drive
>through, I have to stop and check there is nothing in the car I could use to
>kill myself with while I'm in there. It is the most depressing place on the
>face of this planet.
You should try Fishguard, mate. Christ, what a fucking hellhole!
--
Paul Graham
'We don't want your fucking love!' - Roses In The Hospital
Paul Graham
Jasper <so...@nocantell.com> spouted this shite
>Ever been to Skelmersdale?
Aye...got family in Skem. Jesus! Went there one night...took us three
weeks to get out again.
Paul Graham
Ren <cyb...@btinternet.com> spouted this shite
>I've been to all the places mentioned and still Basildon has pissed on them
>all.
>
>Ren.
LMAO
Ren, why do I get the feeling that this is a personal thing?
Paul Graham
<sa...@ukgateway.net> spouted this shite
<snipped>
>my girlfriend is from Leeds...
Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Ren
another week out of Nottingham. Basildon is the city of the thick and the
dead.
Full of mancs, i really hate the place.
Ren.
Paul Graham wrote in message ...
>In a hopeless cry for attention <8d57du$c26$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>,
>Ren <cyb...@btinternet.com> spouted this shite
>>I've been to all the places mentioned and still Basildon has pissed on
them
>>all.
>>
>>Ren.
>
>LMAO
>
>Ren, why do I get the feeling that this is a personal thing?
Jay D
Gerard Lally <gpl...@NOSPAMyahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Jasper" <so...@nocantell.com> wrote in message
> news:8d3f5l$6bn$1...@nntp9.atl.mindspring.net...
> > Ever been to Skelmersdale?
> >
> > news:38f4d...@news2.cluster1.telinco.net...
> > > Paul, a few months ago I said that Leigh was the worst place on Earth.
> > > Scratch that, and apologise to Susie for me, cos I've been to a place
> that
> > > makes Leigh look like Paradise.
> > >
> > > I was up there for 4 days last week, and my God was I depressed. Not
> only
> > > were the people inbred, thick mutants but the place was just like
> > something
> > > out of a crap zombie B-movie.
> > >
> > > The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night
> > club.
> > > And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who
> > can't
> > > even spoke proper England.
> > >
> > > So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
> > > to.....................................
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Durham. You WILL regret it.
> > >
Im sorry even though you were all close you are all wrong..
The worst place on earth is Manc's Vill Manchester
(Scum of the fucking earth infact).It was made for God and the world to piss
on from a great height.
Kiri.
Jay's girlfriend.
> >
> >
>
>
Dave
> Fucking shithole isn't it?
>
>
hopelessly go around an endless amount of roundabouts trying work out where
the feck you are.
Peter L
>>
>>The place also had about 3 bars and one night club. ONE fucking night club.
>>And it was about the size public phone box, full of snarling louts who can't
>>even spoke proper England.
>>
>>So if anyone wants a good laugh, pop up
>>to.....................................
>>
>>Durham. You WILL regret it.
>>
>>
>
I've been to that bloody night club. I was there with work and one of
the blokes fancied going to a club after the pubs shut. We got in
there and about 15 minutes later they shut, at midnight. I reckon they
only shut because we weren't local.
And they put shitty pease pudding on the butties in the local shops.
POD {铱觹
> hopelessly go around an endless amount of roundabouts trying work out
where
> the feck you are.
>
never found it!