OT: It's a bit quiet............

Shaun McCann

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Jul 6, 2003, 2:55:15 PM7/6/03

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So here's a little ditty for you all:-

Hickory dickory dock
'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock
The clock struck 2
Me squirted me goo
Then wiped my dick on her frock.

Utd and proud of it.

lawrence Jenkins

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Jul 6, 2003, 3:53:23 PM7/6/03

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"Shaun McCann" <shaunmcc...@reddevil99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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Good family entertainment there. you must be very proud.

Have you shown mum and dad yet/ Oh how about the kids.
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Ger Scully

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Jul 6, 2003, 4:46:42 PM7/6/03

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"Shaun McCann" <shaunmcc...@reddevil99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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> So here's a little ditty for you all:-
>
> Hickory dickory dock
> 'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock
> The clock struck 2
> Me squirted me goo
> Then wiped my dick on her frock.
>

No need to boast. Rory told us all about it last week!

zubov

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Jul 6, 2003, 4:49:37 PM7/6/03

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"lawrence Jenkins" <lawrence...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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How does one make a Jewish princess very angry?
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Fuck her in the ass and wipe your dick on the drapes.

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SteveO

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Jul 6, 2003, 4:58:38 PM7/6/03

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Quiet was better

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lawrence Jenkins

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Jul 6, 2003, 5:29:19 PM7/6/03

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"zubov" <pis...@once.org> wrote in message
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You must be equally as proud. Hope the kids don't have access to this NG. or
maybe they do.

zubov

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Jul 6, 2003, 5:33:21 PM7/6/03

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"lawrence Jenkins" <lawrence...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

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> You must be equally as proud. Hope the kids don't have access to
this NG. or
> maybe they do.
>

Proud as punch. This one really gets the laughs at weddings and bar
mitzvahs.

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Phil Meehan

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Jul 6, 2003, 6:07:13 PM7/6/03

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"Shaun McCann" <shaunmcc...@reddevil99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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Superb! I'll steal that and recite it to my workmates tomorrow. Well done.

Arthur

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Jul 6, 2003, 6:10:02 PM7/6/03

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"Shaun McCann" <shaunmcc...@reddevil99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
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The true 'version' is.

Hickory dickory dock.
The mouse ran up the clock.
It ran back down.
Its arse was brown,
and so was the cuckoo's cock.

Ba Boom!

Arthur.

b

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Jul 6, 2003, 6:12:26 PM7/6/03

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"Phil Meehan" <willno...@all.com> wrote in message
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workmates or playmates?.......
:-)
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lawrence Jenkins

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Jul 6, 2003, 6:20:42 PM7/6/03

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"Arthur" <a_rave...@btopenworld.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Shaun McCann" <shaunmcc...@reddevil99.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in
> message news:be9ra9$2plvd$1...@ID-131396.news.dfncis.de...
> > So here's a little ditty for you all:-
> >
> > Hickory dickory dock
> > 'Dis bitch was suckin' me cock
> > The clock struck 2
> > Me squirted me goo
> > Then wiped my dick on her frock.
> >
> > Utd and proud of it.
> >
>
> The true 'version' is.
>
> Hickory dickory dock.

> Shaun McCann was up in the dock!
> He got pissed
And couldn't resist
>Sucking off Monkey's small cock

Up the stretford end
live on sky
the seagulls were watching.....

Boom fu$King boom

Infantile crap the lot of it.
>

h2so4

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Jul 6, 2003, 6:53:45 PM7/6/03

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> Proud as punch. This one really gets the laughs at weddings and bar
> mitzvahs.

You are a sad little man with a grubby mind.

Phil Meehan

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Jul 6, 2003, 7:28:43 PM7/6/03

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"lawrence Jenkins" <lawrence...@btinternet.com> wrote in message

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Christ, I bet you're a great laugh at parties.

Vidar Nilsen

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Jul 6, 2003, 7:45:11 PM7/6/03

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LOL!

Is this what we call a party-pooper?

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Vidar Nilsen
VinDepict Entertainment Inc. http://vindepict.com

"If you show your face again you pervert, we will tie you up against a
tree, f*** you in the a** while we jerk you off! That will show you
what we do to perverts around here!!"

zubov

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Jul 6, 2003, 7:32:42 PM7/6/03

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"h2so4" <ron....@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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You Jewish?

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-z-

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Art Weingardner

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Jul 6, 2003, 9:06:32 PM7/6/03

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well he stole it from andrew 'dice' clay

ChuckSpears

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Jul 14, 2019, 6:06:15 AM7/14/19

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He thought it was quiet then.