Yearning for sexy hairy women.

[Orlando]

Very fit and randy mature male has a thing about women with thick pubic
bushes extending up their bellies and with lots of underarm hair etc.
Has always been a major turn on since my teens and now feel free to
enjoy it with hirsute women, any age, who may be secretly proud of their
hair, or perhaps for whom it has been a major deterrent for a good
healthy sex life. Let me bury my face in you, and enjoy the great sex I
can give you. I am almost free of body hair myself, trim smooth muscular
body, very well endowed, fit and healthy and in a professional job. Not
looking for "deep emotional relationship" - just a lot of fun and sex in
any scene you want, possibly as your visiting sex slave. Live near
Swindon in southern UK and can be free to visit you any time, and
especially during the week, daytimes or evenings. Lets chat on the
phone, let me send you my photos, and then meet if we think we can get
on. Women deciding to use me would have my real name and address.
Absolutely genuine.

[David Miles]

In article <36937420...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
<orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes

>Very fit and randy mature male has a thing about women with thick pubic

hair with an almost wool-like quality cos I love to shag sheep in

>bushes extending up their bellies and with lots of underarm hair etc

of my own, I think the sheep feel at home too. I've found shagging sheep

>Has always been a major turn on since my teens and now feel free to

start experimenting with other farm animals. I would also probably

>enjoy it with hirsute women, any age, who may be secretly proud of their

inability to find anyone normal to shag. Anyone who is allergic to mo-

>hair, or perhaps for whom it has been a major deterrent for a good

while now will be happy to know I wear a dirty mac in my quest for a

>healthy sex life. Let me bury my face in you, and enjoy the great sex I

have read and dreamt about, but never had. Any STDs you want, I

>can give you. I am almost free of body hair myself, trim smooth muscular

men may be interested in me as well, so long as they are not after some-

>body, very well endowed, fit and healthy and in a professional job. Not

a hope in hell of me matching that sort of description. I don't go

>looking for "deep emotional relationship" - just a lot of fun and sex in

the back seat of my car. If you like role-playing, I can act out

>any scene you want, possibly as your visiting sex slave. Live near

me? Then you probably already know what a twat I am. I live in

>Swindon in southern UK and can be free to visit you any time, and

show you just how unpleasant I am. I'm unemployed so always around

>especially during the week, daytimes or evenings. Lets chat on the

internet, cos I sound like a right pervert on the

>phone, let me send you my photos, and then meet if we think we can get

me smuggled out of the institution whilst there's something else going

>on. Women deciding to use me would have my real name and address.

advised to them by the police and several specialist clinics. I'm an
>Absolutely genuine.
tosser who probably cannot read and so hasn't seen the FAQ!

[Orlando]

Dear David Miles,

My error in putting this message on the uk.singles ng had already been
pointed out to me rather more politely than your comments and I have now
removed the original message and I apologise to regular visitors to the
group. It was added in error to the other groups on which I place this
message from time to time. It is quite genuine.

Unfortunately, I cannot remove your offensive comments as they were
placed by you. Perhaps you have problems yourself if you need to spend
so much effort flaming quite inoffensive mistakenly placed messages.
Gives newsgroups their bad name more than the occasional slip like mine
I think.

Orlando.

[m...@spam_free.zone.demon.co.uk]

In article <3693D5CE...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
<orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes

>
>David Miles wrote:
>>
>> In article <36937420...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
>> <orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes
>> >Very fit and randy mature male has a thing about women with thick pubic

<snip>

>Dear David Miles,
>
>My error in putting this message on the uk.singles ng had already been
>pointed out to me rather more politely than your comments and I have now
>removed the original message and I apologise to regular visitors to the
>group. It was added in error to the other groups on which I place this
>message from time to time. It is quite genuine.
>
>Unfortunately, I cannot remove your offensive comments as they were
>placed by you. Perhaps you have problems yourself if you need to spend
>so much effort flaming quite inoffensive mistakenly placed messages.
>Gives newsgroups their bad name more than the occasional slip like mine
>I think.
>
>Orlando.

<follow-up moved free of charge>

Don't worry, I can assure you it required minimal effort. And if you'd
taken the trouble to read the group and/or FAQ prior to posting you'd
realise that these "slips" are not occassional and actually piss people
off quite a bit, which is why they are prone to invoking that sort of
response.

Anyway, at least you apologised which is more than a lot of people seem
to do - hope you find what you're after in one of the other groups on
your list....

[Orlando]

Dear David,

Thanks for that. You are a gentleman.

Orlando.

[DT]

David Miles wrote in message ...

>In article <36937420...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
><orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes

>inability to find anyone normal to shag. Anyone who is allergic to mo-

>>hair, or perhaps for whom it has been a major deterrent for a good

Mohair, is definitely a classic, nice one David.

DT

[David Miles]

In article <36947...@nnrp1.news.uk.psi.net>, DT
<dolphin...@aquarium.com> writes

Thanks. I wasn't sure if hyphenation across two lines was strictly
allowed, but as usual decided to laugh in the face of convention.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
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Network Designs Ltd ***Remove nospam from email address to reply***
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[David Reid]

In outpouring of consciousness known as <zNWDDAA1s4k2EwGC@networkdesigns
.demon.co.uk>, David Miles <dmi...@absolutely.nospam.please.demon.co.uk>
spake thusly:

>In article <36937420...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
><orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes

>>Very fit and randy mature male has a thing about women with thick pubic

>hair with an almost wool-like quality cos I love to shag sheep in

<Snip>

ROFL! Excellent Bevinism. Does this mean I should move on from Sheep
though?

--
David Reid Da...@davita.demon.co.uk http://www.davita.demon.co.uk
Removal of this .sig voids waranty.

[David Miles]

In article <3LCnXnAw...@davita.demon.co.uk>, David Reid
<da...@davita.demon.co.uk> writes

>In outpouring of consciousness known as <zNWDDAA1s4k2EwGC@networkdesigns
>.demon.co.uk>, David Miles <dmi...@absolutely.nospam.please.demon.co.uk>
>spake thusly:
>>In article <36937420...@dial.pipex.com>, Orlando
>><orl...@dial.pipex.com> writes
>>>Very fit and randy mature male has a thing about women with thick pubic
>>hair with an almost wool-like quality cos I love to shag sheep in
>
><Snip>
>
>ROFL! Excellent Bevinism. Does this mean I should move on from Sheep
>though?
>

Definitely not - stick to what you know!

[David Reid]

In outpouring of consciousness known as <YdqJHDAAH4l2Ewru@networkdesigns
.demon.co.uk>, David Miles <dmi...@nospam.networkdesigns.demon.co.uk>
spake thusly:

>>
>Definitely not - stick to what you know!
>

I think certain others may have a different opinion.

--
David Reid Da...@davita.demon.co.uk http://www.davita.demon.co.uk

None of you exist, the whole Internet is just a figment of my computers
warped imagination.

[Media Goddess]

David Miles wrote:

> In article <3LCnXnAw...@davita.demon.co.uk>, David Reid
> <da...@davita.demon.co.uk> writes
> >I
> >

> >ROFL! Excellent Bevinism. Does this mean I should move on from Sheep
> >though?
> >

> Definitely not - stick to what you know!
>

But shouldn't people be allowed to *grow* when the occassion arises?

-Rae

[Steve Trawley]

In article <3697A681...@indiana.edu>, Media Goddess
<rdu...@indiana.edu> writes

Definitely. Do you know where I can get some Vi**ra? :-)

--
Steve T

It's there somewhere.

[Media Goddess]

Steve Trawley wrote:

I think certain others don't need it.

-Rae

[David Reid]

In outpouring of consciousness known as <3697A681...@indiana.edu>,
Media Goddess <rdu...@indiana.edu> spake thusly:

>
>But shouldn't people be allowed to *grow* when the occassion arises?
>

Quite, and exploring new territory is all part of the fun.

[Alan Wrigley]

In message <916007682.10350.1...@news.demon.co.uk>
jo...@nospam.demon.co.uk (John Wright) wrote:

> On Sat, 9 Jan 1999 20:36:42 +0000, in <AnoiWTAa...@trawley.demon.co.uk>,

> Steve Trawley wrote:
> >In article <3697A681...@indiana.edu>, Media Goddess
>

> >>But shouldn't people be allowed to *grow* when the occassion arises?
> >

> >Definitely. Do you know where I can get some Vi**ra? :-)
>

> There are better things to help you w**k.

Zimmer frames?

Alan

--
Alan Wrigley http://www.cybervillage.co.uk/alan/
Software engineer, photographer

[Steve Trawley]

In article <f68974c248%al...@cybervillage.co.uk>, Alan Wrigley
<al...@cybervillage.co.uk> writes

>In message <916007682.10350.1...@news.demon.co.uk>
> jo...@nospam.demon.co.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>
>> On Sat, 9 Jan 1999 20:36:42 +0000, in <AnoiWTAa...@trawley.demon.co.uk>,
>> Steve Trawley wrote:
>> >In article <3697A681...@indiana.edu>, Media Goddess
>>
>> >>But shouldn't people be allowed to *grow* when the occassion arises?
>> >
>> >Definitely. Do you know where I can get some Vi**ra? :-)
>>
>> There are better things to help you w**k.
>
>Zimmer frames?
>

Tried that. The rubber doll keeps falling off them :-)
--
Steve Trawley

It's not what you've got, it's where you left it.

[Alan Wrigley]

In message <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>
u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:

> On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
> ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
> >
> >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
> >
> >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>
> Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....

Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.

[Steve Trawley]

In article <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>, Dominic
<u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk> writes

>On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
>><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
>>
>>>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
>>
>>Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>
>Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
>

Veni, Vidi, Viagra: I came, I saw, I came again...
--
Steve T

[Dominic]

On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 22:26:24 +0000, Steve Trawley
<st...@trawley.demon.co.uk> wrote:

>>>>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
>>>
>>>Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>>
>>Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
>>
>Veni, Vidi, Viagra: I came, I saw, I came again...

Veni, Vidi, Vodka: I came, I saw, I saw again
--
dominic at avantg.globalnet.co.uk
http://welcome.to/dominics-homepage
Beauty is in the eyes of the beheld.
ICQ UIN#10298472

[James Holtom]

On Mon, 11 Jan 1999, Alan Wrigley wrote:
> In message <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>
> u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:

> > On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
> > >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in

> > ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
> > >
> > >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
> > >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
> > Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....

> Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.

Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.

Cheers,

James

[Stuart O. Bronstein]

Brian Dukes <bdu...@crox.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Veni, Vidi, Viagra: I came, I saw, I stood out!

Shouldn't that be Vidi, Viagra, Veni?

--
Stu (delete * from email address)

There is no good arguing with the inevitible. The only argument available
with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.

-James Russell Lowell

[Gordon Harris]

In article <77fqok$4li$1...@idiom.com>, Stuart O. Bronstein
<sab@*idiom.com> writes

>Brian Dukes <bdu...@crox.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>Veni, Vidi, Viagra: I came, I saw, I stood out!
>
>Shouldn't that be Vidi, Viagra, Veni?
>

No. Viagra, Vidi, Veni.
It takes about 30 minutes (so they tell me).
--
Gordon

[Steve]

In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.990112103016.26128B-100000@aniu>, James Holtom
<hol...@cs.bris.ac.uk> writes

Veni, vidi, vesta: I came, I saw, I went for a curry...

--
Steve

[Toby Fisher]

On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 22:08:01 +0000, Alan Wrigley wrote:
> u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:
>
>> On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>>
>> >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
>> ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
>> >
>> >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
>> >
>> >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>>
>> Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
>
>Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.

Veni, veni, reveni: I came, I <click>

--
Toby Fisher Email: to...@cottingham.u-net.com
On the web: http://www.cottingham.u-net.com
tel.: 0411 604309 .
"INtel make faster processors, Microsoft make slower processes." Geoff Blake.

[Alan Wrigley]

In message <8YHnmAAXA8m2EwW$@ways.demon.co.uk>
Steve <st...@ways.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.990112103016.26128B-100000@aniu>, James Holtom
> <hol...@cs.bris.ac.uk> writes
> >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999, Alan Wrigley wrote:
> >> In message <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>

> >> u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:
> >> > On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
> >> > >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
> >> > ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
> >> > >
> >> > >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
> >> > >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
> >> > Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
> >> Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.
> >

> >Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.
>

> Veni, vidi, vesta: I came, I saw, I went for a curry...

Veni, vidi, Vichy: I came, I saw, I was conquered.

[Andrew Marshall]

In article <8YHnmAAXA8m2EwW$@ways.demon.co.uk>, Steve
<st...@ways.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.990112103016.26128B-100000@aniu>, James Holtom
><hol...@cs.bris.ac.uk> writes
>>On Mon, 11 Jan 1999, Alan Wrigley wrote:
>>> In message <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>
>>> u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:
>>> > On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>>> > >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
>>> > ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
>>> > >
>>> > >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
>>> > >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>>> > Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
>>> Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.
>>
>>Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.
>
>Veni, vidi, vesta: I came, I saw, I went for a curry...

Veni, vidi, vindaloo, voli: I came, I saw, I went for a vindaloo, I went
home by air....

Regards,
Andrew.
--
Andrew Marshall.
Unsolicited advertising matter unwelcome. Offenders may be blacklisted.

[Gordon Harris]

In article <952d1c348%al...@cybervillage.co.uk>, Alan Wrigley
<al...@cybervillage.co.uk> writes

>In message <8YHnmAAXA8m2EwW$@ways.demon.co.uk>
> Steve <st...@ways.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>

>> In article <Pine.SOL.3.95.990112103016.26128B-100000@aniu>, James Holtom
>> <hol...@cs.bris.ac.uk> writes
>> >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999, Alan Wrigley wrote:
>> >> In message <36a1353f...@read.news.globalnet.co.uk>
>> >> u...@avantg.globalnet.co.uk (Dominic) wrote:
>> >> > On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 13:46:09 GMT, js...@rl.ac.uk (John Wright) wrote:
>> >> > >On Mon, 11 Jan 1999 12:22:57 GMT, in
>> >> > ><36aaed05...@crox.demon.co.uk>, Brian Dukes wrote:
>> >> > >
>> >> > >>Veni, Vidi, Velcro: I came, I saw, I stuck around.
>> >> > >Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
>> >> > Veni, Vidi, VD: I came, I saw, I slept around.....
>> >> Veni, vici, vaselini: I came, I conquered, I sore.
>> >
>> >Vidi, vici, veni: I saw, I conquered, I came.
>>
>> Veni, vidi, vesta: I came, I saw, I went for a curry...
>

>Veni, vidi, Vichy: I came, I saw, I was conquered.
>
Veni, vidi, VTOL: I came I saw I took off sharpish.
--
Gordon

[Steve Trawley]

In article <TeV59KA3...@g3snx.demon.co.uk>, Gordon Harris
<Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> writes

Veni, vidi, viola: I came, I saw, I strung 'em along
--
Steve T

[Gordon Harris]

In article <36d3b700.266289303@KARNAK>, Marc Wilson
<ma...@cleopatra.co.uk> writes

>Gordon Harris wrote:
>
>|>
>|>Shouldn't that be Vidi, Viagra, Veni?
>|>
>|No. Viagra, Vidi, Veni.
>|It takes about 30 minutes (so they tell me).
>

>Which is odd, when you think about it.... the only person who knows
>for sure 30 minutes before you're going to get a shag probably isn't
>saying....
>Marc
And it's no good if you have to ask......

Don't forget it will be mainly used by elderly loving couples.
I expect the 30 mins will be a godsend to those who have to stow Zimmer
frames and remove surgical appliances first.
--
Gordon

[Steve Trawley]

In article <uyE2mCAy...@g3snx.demon.co.uk>, Gordon Harris
<Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.uk> writes

It was kind of you to remember us.
--
Loretta