Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> "OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer.
>
> "My Rolex!"
When I heard it, it was about a BMW.
Here's one I like:
A lawyer is driving down the street and he sees a man on the side of
the road picking grass and eating it. He stops and approaches the
man.
"It's horrible that you should have to resort to eating what grass
you can find on the side of the road. Get in my car. You are eating
at my house tonight."
"Thank you kind sir. But I have a wife and children. I can't eat
with you and leave them alone."
"Well, bring them along. The more the marrier."
They got into the lawyer's car, and picked up the man's family. When
they got to the lawyer's house, the lawyer said,
"My lawn hasn't been cut in a week. Eat your fill. If you're still
hungry there's more in the back."
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A wealthy lawyer in town was known for not giving anything to
charitable causes. But George had just begun working for the Cancer
Society, and he was very persuasive. He thought he'd see what he
could do with the lawyer.
George approached the lawyer and said, "I work for the Cancer
Society. There are a lot of very sick and dying people in the world,
but with help, we can find the cure. Won't you donate even a small
amount?"
"You don't know me," responded the lawyer, "but there are some things
about me that you should know. First of all, my father died several
years ago, and my mother doesn't have enough income to live in a safe
home, or to eat enough so she doesn't go hungry.
"Then there's my brother. He was in a severe car accident a while
ago. He can't work and can't afford his medical bills. His family
is nearly destitute.
"And my sister has Cerebral Palsy. She gets around in a wheel chair,
but she can't work and can hardly communicate. She has huge medical
bills and has no way to pay them."
"I'm so sorry," said George. "I had no idea that your family had
such problems."
"So why should I give you anything," concluded the lawyer, "when I
don't give a penny to any of them?"
--
Stu
http://DownToEarthLawyer.com