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Gordon H
Jan 26, 2017, 11:14:40 AM1/26/17
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A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks:
"What'll it be, Mr President"?
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Gordon H
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The bartender asks:
"What'll it be, Mr President"?
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Stuart O. Bronstein
Jan 27, 2017, 11:03:02 AM1/27/17
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Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>
> The bartender asks:
> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
;-)
> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>
> The bartender asks:
> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
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Stu
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Dave
Jan 29, 2017, 3:04:04 PM1/29/17
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On 27 Jan 2017 16:03:01 GMT
Dave
"Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
>
> > A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >
> > The bartender asks:
> > "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>
> ;-)
>
When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
>
> > A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >
> > The bartender asks:
> > "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>
> ;-)
>
Dave
Michèle
Jan 31, 2017, 5:11:50 AM1/31/17
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Gordon H avait soumis l'idée :
> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>
> The bartender asks:
> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
True ?-;))
>
> The bartender asks:
> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
Stuart O. Bronstein
Jan 31, 2017, 5:37:52 PM1/31/17
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MichEle <maili...@yahoo.fr> wrote
C'est une blague, mais enfin vraie.
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Gordon H
Feb 4, 2017, 9:10:26 AM2/4/17
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He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
Stuart O. Bronstein
Feb 4, 2017, 2:21:26 PM2/4/17
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Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote
never get paid.
> On 29/01/2017 20:03, Dave wrote:
>> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
>>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>>>>
>>>> The bartender asks:
>>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>>
>>
>> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
>>
>> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
>>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>>>>
>>>> The bartender asks:
>>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>>>
>>> ;-)
>>>
>>
>> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
>>
> Yes, but that was too close to identifying him.
> He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that he'll
> He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
never get paid.
Paul
Feb 5, 2017, 5:00:05 PM2/5/17
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In article <XnsA712738753933s...@130.133.4.11>,
spam...@lexregia.com says...
whim, paid for by US public.
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spam...@lexregia.com says...
>
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote
> > On 29/01/2017 20:03, Dave wrote:
> >> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> >>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >>>>
> >>>> The bartender asks:
> >>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
> >>>
> >>> ;-)
> >>>
> >>
> >> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
> >>
> > Yes, but that was too close to identifying him.
> > He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
>
> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that he'll
> never get paid.
But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal lawyer on a
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote
> > On 29/01/2017 20:03, Dave wrote:
> >> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> >>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >>>>
> >>>> The bartender asks:
> >>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
> >>>
> >>> ;-)
> >>>
> >>
> >> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
> >>
> > Yes, but that was too close to identifying him.
> > He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
>
> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that he'll
> never get paid.
whim, paid for by US public.
--
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<http://www.pcserviceselectronics.co.uk/> PC Services
<http://www.pcserviceselectronics.co.uk/LogicCell/> Logic Gates
Education
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Stuart O. Bronstein
Feb 5, 2017, 6:55:20 PM2/5/17
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Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
>> he'll never get paid.
>
> But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the country, not
the President personally. So when the President wants to do
something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
>> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
>> he'll never get paid.
>
> But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
the President personally. So when the President wants to do
something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
Paul
Feb 6, 2017, 5:30:03 AM2/6/17
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In article <XnsA713A1F6A168sp...@130.133.4.11>,
spam...@lexregia.com says...
spam...@lexregia.com says...
>
> Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>
> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
> >> he'll never get paid.
> >
> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>
> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the country, not
> the President personally. So when the President wants to do
> something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
> tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
I know but does he ?
> Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>
> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
> >> he'll never get paid.
> >
> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>
> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the country, not
> the President personally. So when the President wants to do
> something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
> tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
Stuart O. Bronstein
Feb 6, 2017, 10:13:19 AM2/6/17
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Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote :
> spam...@lexregia.com says...
>> Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>>
>> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing
>> >> that he'll never get paid.
>> >
>> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
>> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>>
>> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the
>> country, not the President personally. So when the President
>> wants to do something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney
>> General needs to tell him so, and to discourage that kind of
>> thing.
>
> I know but does he ?
The one who was just fired did.
>> Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>>
>> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing
>> >> that he'll never get paid.
>> >
>> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
>> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>>
>> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the
>> country, not the President personally. So when the President
>> wants to do something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney
>> General needs to tell him so, and to discourage that kind of
>> thing.
>
> I know but does he ?
Dave
Feb 6, 2017, 11:35:09 PM2/6/17
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On 4 Feb 2017 19:21:25 GMT
he got there, invited the driver in as a creditor.
Dave
"Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote
> > On 29/01/2017 20:03, Dave wrote:
> >> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> >>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >>>>
> >>>> The bartender asks:
> >>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
> >>>
> >>> ;-)
> >>>
> >>
> >> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
> >>
> > Yes, but that was too close to identifying him.
> > He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
>
> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that he'll
> never get paid.
>
Reminds me of the man who took a taxi to the bankruptcy court and when
> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote
> > On 29/01/2017 20:03, Dave wrote:
> >> "Stuart O. Bronstein" <spam...@lexregia.com> wrote:
> >>> Gordon H <Gor...@g3snx.demon.co.invalid> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
> >>>>
> >>>> The bartender asks:
> >>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
> >>>
> >>> ;-)
> >>>
> >>
> >> When I first saw it, it referred to "Mr President-Elect".
> >>
> > Yes, but that was too close to identifying him.
> > He will sue someone bigly, it will be the greatest court case.
>
> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that he'll
> never get paid.
>
he got there, invited the driver in as a creditor.
Dave
Dave
Feb 6, 2017, 11:35:09 PM2/6/17
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On 5 Feb 2017 23:55:19 GMT
too, if he could.
Let's hope it gets to the Supreme Court and they throw it out 8-0.
Dave
> Paul <pa...@pcserviceselectronics.co.uk> wrote
>
> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
> >> he'll never get paid.
> >
> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>
> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the country, not
> the President personally. So when the President wants to do
> something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
> tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
>
Look how that worked out. He'd fire the judge in the immigration case
>
> >> Once he finds a lawyer who will representing him knowing that
> >> he'll never get paid.
> >
> > But that's the Attorney Generals job now to be his personal
> > lawyer on a whim, paid for by US public.
>
> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the country, not
> the President personally. So when the President wants to do
> something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney General needs to
> tell him so, and to discourage that kind of thing.
>
too, if he could.
Let's hope it gets to the Supreme Court and they throw it out 8-0.
Dave
Michèle
Feb 7, 2017, 10:41:52 AM2/7/17
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Stuart O. Bronstein a écrit :
> MichEle <maili...@yahoo.fr> wrote
>> Gordon H avait soumis l'idée :
>
>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>>>
>>> The bartender asks:
>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>>
>> True ?-;))
>
> C'est une blague, mais enfin vraie.
Je comprends.
>> Gordon H avait soumis l'idée :
>
>>> A pervert, a conman and a Fascist walk into a bar.
>>>
>>> The bartender asks:
>>> "What'll it be, Mr President"?
>>
>> True ?-;))
>
> C'est une blague, mais enfin vraie.
Michèle
Feb 7, 2017, 10:43:10 AM2/7/17
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Stuart O. Bronstein vient de nous annoncer :
>>>
>>> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the
>>> country, not the President personally. So when the President
>>> wants to do something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney
>>> General needs to tell him so, and to discourage that kind of
>>> thing.
>>
>> I know but does he ?
>
> The one who was just fired did.
-(
>>>
>>> Actually the Attorney General's job is to represent the
>>> country, not the President personally. So when the President
>>> wants to do something that, by law, he shouldn't, the Attorney
>>> General needs to tell him so, and to discourage that kind of
>>> thing.
>>
>> I know but does he ?
>
> The one who was just fired did.
Stuart O. Bronstein
Feb 7, 2017, 11:05:30 AM2/7/17
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Dave <noone$$@llondel.org> wrote in
news:20170206202304.55128487.noone$$@llondel.org:
> Reminds me of the man who took a taxi to the bankruptcy court
> and when he got there, invited the driver in as a creditor.
Actually I've seen several cases where people hired lawyers to file
bankruptcy for them. The lawyers didn't get money in advance, and
later the client added their debts to the lawers, to their
bankruptcy.
news:20170206202304.55128487.noone$$@llondel.org:
> Reminds me of the man who took a taxi to the bankruptcy court
> and when he got there, invited the driver in as a creditor.
bankruptcy for them. The lawyers didn't get money in advance, and
later the client added their debts to the lawers, to their
bankruptcy.
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