On 18/10/2022 07:47, Jonathan de Kock wrote:
> Thanks, that's a very cool story! I've never been to India personally, but it is interesting to have seen their recent drift towards Hindu nationalism (not too dissimilar to Christian Nationalism in the US), and it's definitely influenced their languages significantly. Sounds like it already started long ago.
The whole thing was a political con. South India has a number of
languages with as rich a history as Hindi and no clear reason why Hindi
should be preferred to any of them, except that all the powerful
politicians were from the north and Hindi was their native language.
India's only real universal language is English. If we watch a video
about India on YouTube I spend half the time shouting at the screen as
the interviewee lards his replies with English words, frequently when
there are perfectly good Hindi/Urdu words that have the same meaning.
Alas, such was the agitation that between Saharanpur and New Delhi, a
distance of 110 miles, there wasn't a single milestone that could be
read. They had been installed by the British, who carefully alternated
English, Hindi, Urdu, so every third one was English, etc. The English
ones had been painted over by those who supported Hindi or Urdu. The
Hindi ones by those who supported English or Urdu. The Urdu ones ... you
get the picture.
My favourite story from those times concerns a certain man riding his
Lambretta through the streets of New Delhi when he found himself
cornered by a mob protesting against the use of English.
"See, you are having English on your scooter; it is saying 'Lambretta',
so we will burn it."
The quick witted fellow expressed abject remorse for this lapse,
claiming to have never noticed the English letters. He declared his
willingness - nay, eagerness - to sacrifice his scooter (which were
expensive and hard to get hold of) for such a worthy cause. But then he
insisted that the thing should be done properly. He noticed that the
leader of the mob - and one or two others - was wearing a watch and the
face of the watch bore English writing - Timex or similar. Therefore let
them put their watches on his scooter and the lot could be burned as a
most effective protest against the use of English.
The attitude of the leader abruptly softened and he declared that
perhaps they had been a bit hasty, especially as it might be considered
a first offence, and unintentional at that, and the scooter owner should
be allowed to go on his way with a stern warning.
Which he did.