* steve hague <tlfsje$ph$1 @
gioia.aioe.org> :
Wrote on Mon, 21 Nov 2022 12:57:16 +0000:
> I have to admit that when I see people with multiple tattoos and
> piercings, I adopt a negative opinion of them. Someone once said we
> shouldn't judge people, or we would be judged ourselves. I wonder who
> that was, and how He came to that conclusion.
[really not relevant but the `fortune' program showed me this old joke]
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The somewhat old and crusty vicar was taking a well-earned retirement
from his rather old and crusty parish. As is usual in these cases, a
locum was sent to cover the transition period. This particular man was
young and active, and had the strange notion that church should also be
active and exciting. As a consequence he was more than a little
disapointed with the dull and tradition-bound church. He decided to do
something about it.
For his first Sunday, he didn't wear the traditional robes and
vestments, but lead the service wearing a nice 2-piece suit. The
congregation was horrified! He changed the order of the service. The
congregation was horrified! Then came the children's lesson.
For this he came out of the pulpit, and sat on the communion table. The
congregation was mortified! He sat there swinging his legs against the
table as the children gathered around him. The congregation were totally
beside themselves!
He asked the children, "What's small, brown, furry and eats nuts?"
There was total silence.
He asked again, "What's small, brown, furry and eats nuts?"
Total silence.
Eventually, one timid youngster put up his hand and said, "Please, Sir,
I know the answer is Jesus, but it sure sounds like a squirrel to me."
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-- (By way of fortune)