Birthday presents

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Aug 9, 2022, 3:45:55 PMAug 9
old story, the couple had many happy years together, so at her birthday,
he bought a burial plot. The next near, Her birthday arrived and he
produced nothing.

``You never used last years present.''

There is a widespread rule in Ireland now, if you didn't live in the
parish, you can't be buried in it.

What do they need those data stores for anyway?

A story from years ago. A group of Southerners driving along a road in
the North, and someone in the back seat says that there is a Police car
just behind, the man in the passengers seat warns.

``They have things in the police cars that can allow them to listen to
what is spoken in the car ahead.''

Someone in the back said, ``They must hear a lot of bullshit then.''


Fi Fi Fo Fum, I smell the stench of an influencer


Aug 9, 2022, 4:35:42 PMAug 9
Don’t give up the day job…


Please don't feed the trolls

Brian Gaff

Aug 10, 2022, 3:33:30 AMAug 10
No something not quite right about the delivery and preamble.

I prefer the straight forward jokes even the old ones.
What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

A guy breaks down on a country road, there is no mobile signal, and after
looking at the engine a bit he had resigned himself to a long walk to the
next village, when one of two horses, one black, and one white spoke.
The white one said, if you check the plug leads, odds are that the rough
track here has shaken one loose. So the guy, initially sceptical that a
talking horse knew anything, checked them and found one loose. The engine
started and he drove into the village and decided to go into the pub for a
meal. On telling his story to one of the other customers, this guy asked him
if it was the white or black horse that had given the advice, When he
replied White, , ah good said the man, only the black one knows bugger all
about engines.



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