No something not quite right about the delivery and preamble.
I prefer the straight forward jokes even the old ones.
What is green and smells like red paint?
A guy breaks down on a country road, there is no mobile signal, and after
looking at the engine a bit he had resigned himself to a long walk to the
next village, when one of two horses, one black, and one white spoke.
The white one said, if you check the plug leads, odds are that the rough
track here has shaken one loose. So the guy, initially sceptical that a
talking horse knew anything, checked them and found one loose. The engine
started and he drove into the village and decided to go into the pub for a
meal. On telling his story to one of the other customers, this guy asked him
if it was the white or black horse that had given the advice, When he
replied White, , ah good said the man, only the black one knows bugger all
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