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c o jones

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I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'

coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed

Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best of
an why ?


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c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...


>I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>
>coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
>
>Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best of
>an why ?


Why? Polly ticks, innit. Recoil! Recoil!

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Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>,

c o jones <c_o_jo...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'

They must mean 'cos no-one will eat it, innit?

>coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed

They only allegedly mad, allegedly.

>Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best of
>an why ?

Losers, without a doubt. Not in the pejorative Merkan sense of the term,
you unnerstand. It's just that the British excel at losing at Sports.

And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
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Rapunzel Syndrome

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c o jones wrote:
wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best of
> an why ?

BA&PP of course.

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or disbelieves, is somebody's pocket.
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Rapunzel Syndrome

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"Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:

> And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.

oh dear
oh dear oh dear
the scots have the best whisky in the world
tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world

Lindsay Endell

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c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>
>coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
>
>Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
of
>an why ?
>
Everything.

The English, the English, the English are best.
I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!

Linz, not really a pedant, I wouldn't say.
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Fruitbat

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Lindsay Endell wrote:
>
> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
> >
> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
> >
> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
> of
> >an why ?
> >
> Everything.
>
> The English, the English, the English are best.
> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
>

Ah, how sweet.

I expect you haven't come across me (but that don't count nowadays, 'coz
I'm Scottish, so there.)

--
fruitybatty

Richard Robinson

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In article <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, c o jones wrote:
>
>I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'

Beef ? Safe ? I thought it was sposed to be dead.

--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

Fruitbat

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Ron Clark wrote:
>
> Recently Fruitbat <donald...@virgin.net> utilised the band-width
> to great effect, saying, (and most sincerely folks, I am sure) :

>
> >Lindsay Endell wrote:
> >>
> >> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> >> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
> >> >
> >> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
> >> >
> >> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
> >> of
> >> >an why ?
> >> >
> >> Everything.
> >>
> >> The English, the English, the English are best.
> >> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
> >>
> >
> >Ah, how sweet.
> >
> >I expect you haven't come across me (but that don't count nowadays, 'coz
> >I'm Scottish, so there.)
>
> And skittish (and Batesian)

All three, If you are lucky; when the wind is in the right direction.

--
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Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>,

Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote:
>"Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
>
>> And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
>
>oh dear
>oh dear oh dear
>the scots have the best whisky in the world
>tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world

Pendant.

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <37A96B3F...@virgin.net>,

Fruitbat <don...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>Lindsay Endell wrote:
>>
>> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>> >
>> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
>> >
>> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
>> of
>> >an why ?
>> >
>> Everything.
>>
>> The English, the English, the English are best.
>> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
>>
>
>Ah, how sweet.
>
>I expect you haven't come across me (but that don't count nowadays, 'coz
>I'm Scottish, so there.)

Ooh, dear, F&S went on to suggest:

"The rottenest bits of the islands of ours
We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
Examine the Irishman Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not.

[chorus, "The English, the English... " etc. as above]

And crossing the channel, one cannot say much
for the [ubggre me, I've unremembered it all already... who's the
expert?]

Amynthas

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In article <37A94C48...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>, Rapunzel Syndrome
<MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> writes

>c o jones wrote:
> wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best of
>> an why ?
>
>BA&PP of course.
>
And don't forget sheds. No one has sheds like the British.
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David Heading

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Carl .LHS. Williams wrote in message <7od1th$7...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>...

>In article <37A96B3F...@virgin.net>,
>Fruitbat <don...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>Lindsay Endell wrote:
>>>
>>> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>>> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>>> >
>>> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
>>> >
>>> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
>>> of
>>> >an why ?
>>> >

>>> Everything.
>>>
>>> The English, the English, the English are best.
>>> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
>>>
>>
>>Ah, how sweet.
>>
>>I expect you haven't come across me (but that don't count nowadays, 'coz
>>I'm Scottish, so there.)
>
>Ooh, dear, F&S went on to suggest:
>
>"The rottenest bits of the islands of ours
> We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
> Examine the Irishman Welshman or Scot
> You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not.
>
> [chorus, "The English, the English... " etc. as above]
>
> And crossing the channel, one cannot say much
> for the [ubggre me, I've unremembered it all already... who's the
> expert?]
>


...French or the Spanish the Belgian or Dutch.
The Germans are German, the Russians are red,

[next!!!]

[we apologise for the unROTedness of the words[1][2]]

Cheers
David Heading


[1] Check the headers for reasons :^(
[2] Prolly betterer int' orignininininnial tho'


Richard Yates

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In article <7oe37q$3di$1...@soap.pipex.net>,
"David Heading" <David....@piglet.jet.uk> wrote:
> [next!!!]

"The Brititish Tourist" - J. Cooperer Clerkenwell. Such eloqueouence.

Richard.
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c o jones

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In article <slrn7qj5h9....@beulah.demon.co.uk>,

ric...@beulah.demon.co.uk (Richard Robinson) wrote:
> In article <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>, c o jones wrote:
> >
> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>
> Beef ? Safe ? I thought it was sposed to be dead.
>
> --
> Richard Robinson
> "The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S.
Lem
>
Good point ! I've never heard of anyone being savaged by a dead beef
(or a live one for thet matter)

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <7oe37q$3di$1...@soap.pipex.net>,
David Heading <David....@piglet.jet.uk> wrote:
>
>Carl .LHS. Williams wrote in message <7od1th$7...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>...
>>In article <37A96B3F...@virgin.net>,
>>Fruitbat <don...@bigfoot.com> wrote:
>>>Lindsay Endell wrote:
>>>>
>>>> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
>>>> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
>>>> >
>>>> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
>>>> >
>>>> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
>>>> of
>>>> >an why ?
>>>> >
>>>> Everything.
>>>>
>>>> The English, the English, the English are best.
>>>> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!
>>>>
>>>
>>>Ah, how sweet.
>>>
>>>I expect you haven't come across me (but that don't count nowadays, 'coz
>>>I'm Scottish, so there.)
>>
>>Ooh, dear, F&S went on to suggest:
>>
>>"The rottenest bits of the islands of ours
>> We've left in the hands of three unfriendly powers
>> Examine the Irishman Welshman or Scot
>> You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not.
>>
>> [chorus, "The English, the English... " etc. as above]
>>
>> And crossing the channel, one cannot say much
>> for the [ubggre me, I've unremembered it all already... who's the
>> expert?]
>>
>
>
>...French or the Spanish the Belgian or Dutch.
>The Germans are German, the Russians are red,
>
>[next!!!]

And the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed?

Acshirly, I missed out three verses on the perfify of the Welsh,
Irish and Scots, din't I? Summat like:

The Welshman's dishonest, he cheats when he can
He's little and dark, more like monkey than man
He works underground with a lamp in his hat
And he sings far too loud, far too often and [flat] flat.

The Irishman now, our contempt is beneath
He sleeps in his boots and he lies in his teeth
He blows up policemen, or so I have heard
And blames it on Cromwell or William the 3rd

[can't unforget the bit about the scotsman, prolly
involves kilts and meanness...]

Someone (austin?) mentioned, sadly, that they'd encountered someone who
hadn't quite realised that this song was actually taking the piss out
of rabid nationalists...

John Whitham

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Carl .LHS. Williams wrote in message <7od1ls$7...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>...
>
>Pendant.
>

Anglepoise.

Austin Shackles

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Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
<37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...


> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
>
> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
>
> oh dear
> oh dear oh dear
> the scots have the best whisky in the world
> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world

I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...

personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best scottish
ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got me
mitts onna 21...) and some others, and that's without getting into the
seriously expensive stuff. (mind you, some people would call 30 squid a bockle
expensive, i fhccbfr (yay, a vowelles rot))

YMMV

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Guy King

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> >Pendant.
> >

> Anglepoise.

Inspection (with naff blub)
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Austin Shackles

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Lindsay Endell <go...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in article
<7obogo$387$1...@yama.mcc.ac.uk>...


>
> c o jones wrote in message <7oa30p$rbn$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...
> >I erd on the radio s'mornin Britain as the safest beef in the worl'
> >
> >coulda fooled me, all them mad cows abaht in me cow shed
> >
> >Why d'they say this ? an wot else as Britain sposed to ave the best
> of
> >an why ?
> >
> Everything.
>
> The English, the English, the English are best.
> I wouldn't give tuppence for all of the rest!

hrrrm-hm...

"The rottenest bits of these Islands of ours,
We've left in the hands of three unfreindly powers
Examine the Irishman, Welshman or Scot
You'll find he's a stinker as likely as not!"

I love that song...

lines like:

The Germans are German, the Russians are red,

and the Greeks and Italians eat garlic in bed!

and

they argue with Umpires, they cheer when they've won
and practice beforehand, which ruins the fun

Helen Deborah Vecht

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> Pendant.

Yeah, Linz' hubby has one round his neck...
It's reelly sheddy, molished from a bike sprocket wot explodededed
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Kingsbury,
London NW9.


Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,

Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>
>
>> >Pendant.
>> >
>
>> Anglepoise.
>
>Inspection (with naff blub)

Davey

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <01bee0a7$df272f40$e25a08c3@default>,

Austin Shackles <aus...@telinco.co.uk> wrote:
>
>
>Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
><37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...
>> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
>>
>> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
>>
>> oh dear
>> oh dear oh dear
>> the scots have the best whisky in the world
>> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world
>
>I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...
>
> personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!

>and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best scottish
>ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got me
>mitts onna 21...)

Lagavulin 16yo is ravver luvvly, an not too spensive, either, all fings
considereded. Leastways our bockle wasn't too spensive, gorrit on offer.

Eking[1] it out, now, by judicious consumption of Laphroaig, Bushmills,
Talisker, etc. instead. Run outa wossname, Glenmorangie.


[1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <199908071...@zetnet.co.uk>,

Helen Deborah Vecht <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>The message <7od1ls$7...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>
> from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
>
>
>> Pendant.
>
>Yeah, Linz' hubby has one round his neck...
>It's reelly sheddy, molished from a bike sprocket wot explodededed

Explodededed? Sounds narsty, wot happened to the rest of the bike?

Alan Price

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<ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> >Pendant.
>>> >
>>
>>> Anglepoise.
>>
>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>
>Davey

Deputies' Davy.
--
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Gringo

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> In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
> Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
> > from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
> >
> >
> >> >Pendant.
> >> >
> >
> >> Anglepoise.
> >
> >Inspection (with naff blub)
>
> Davey

Bicycle.
Woss the question?
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I'm going online now, I may be some time.

Gringo

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> In article <7oih2k$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
> <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
> >In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
> >Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
> >> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
> >>
> >>
> >>> >Pendant.
> >>> >
> >>
> >>> Anglepoise.
> >>
> >>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >
> >Davey
>
> Deputies' Davy.
> --
Mornington Crescent? (??)

Amynthas

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In article <7oihh0$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
<ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes

>In article <01bee0a7$df272f40$e25a08c3@default>,
>Austin Shackles <aus...@telinco.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>
>>Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
>><37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...
>>> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
>>>
>>> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
>>>
>>> oh dear
>>> oh dear oh dear
>>> the scots have the best whisky in the world
>>> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world
>>
>>I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...
>>
>> personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
>Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!
>
>>and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best scottish
>>ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got me
>>mitts onna 21...)
>
>Lagavulin 16yo is ravver luvvly, an not too spensive, either, all fings
>considereded. Leastways our bockle wasn't too spensive, gorrit on offer.
>
>Eking[1] it out, now, by judicious consumption of Laphroaig, Bushmills,
>Talisker, etc. instead. Run outa wossname, Glenmorangie.
>
>
>[1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?

All the Islay single malts are good [1], Bowmore, Bruchladdich [2],
Laphroig, Lagavulin. A visit to the island can be one nice hazy week
[3].

[1] at least all those I've tasted
[2] can never spell that even when I've visited the place
[3] especially since the island only has 4 men in blue and no radar
traps [4].
[4] except when they send someone over from the mainland with one and
then the locals can warn you to keep clear of it [5].
[5] since there's only one road where its straight enough to use a radar
trap and drive fast enough to break the speed limit.

Bob Goddard

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Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
then mumbled...

>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> >Pendant.
>>> >
>>
>>> Anglepoise.
>>
>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>
>Davey

Gig

(Bob
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Guy King

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> Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!

I prefer praising with faint "Damn"s.

Guy King

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> >[1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?

> ITYM eeking!

Nice to vade your eek.

Martin Dixon

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In article <fw50TPAB...@scarboro.demon.co.uk>, Amynthas

<URL:mailto:nzla...@fpneobeb.qrzba.pb.hx> wrote:
> In article <7oihh0$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
> <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes
> >In article <01bee0a7$df272f40$e25a08c3@default>,
> >Austin Shackles <aus...@telinco.co.uk> wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
> >><37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...
> >>> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
> >>>
> >>> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
> >>>
> >>> oh dear
> >>> oh dear oh dear
> >>> the scots have the best whisky in the world
> >>> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world
> >>
> >>I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...
> >>
> >> personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
> >
> >Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!
> >
> >>and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best scottish
> >>ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got me
> >>mitts onna 21...)
> >
> >Lagavulin 16yo is ravver luvvly, an not too spensive, either, all fings
> >considereded. Leastways our bockle wasn't too spensive, gorrit on offer.
> >
> >Eking[1] it out, now, by judicious consumption of Laphroaig, Bushmills,
> >Talisker, etc. instead. Run outa wossname, Glenmorangie.
> >
> >
> >[1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?
>
> All the Islay single malts are good [1], Bowmore, Bruchladdich [2],
> Laphroig, Lagavulin. A visit to the island can be one nice hazy week
> [3].
>
> [1] at least all those I've tasted
> [2] can never spell that even when I've visited the place

Looked verry shut when I visited it in May.

> [3] especially since the island only has 4 men in blue and no radar traps
> [4]. [4] except when they send someone over from the mainland with one and
> then the locals can warn you to keep clear of it [5]. [5] since there's only
> one road where its straight enough to use a radar trap and drive fast enough
> to break the speed limit.

I erzraore it. About 8 miles between Bowmore and Port Ellen innit?

--
Martin Dixon, Leicester, England.
Second generation shedder from the home of the Pork Pie.
Founder Member, Open Shed Foundation. Bisca Shedmeet camp pain medal.
Member, Junior Bloody Club and '44 club.
Hooked by the heart to the King Fisher's line,
I will set my one eye for the shores of the blind.


Martin Dixon

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In article <7oihh0$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
<URL:mailto:ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In article <01bee0a7$df272f40$e25a08c3@default>,
> Austin Shackles <aus...@telinco.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >
> >Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
> ><37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...
> >> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
> >>
> >> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
> >>
> >> oh dear
> >> oh dear oh dear
> >> the scots have the best whisky in the world
> >> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world
> >
> >I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...
> >
> > personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
> ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>
> Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!
>
> >and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best scottish
> >ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got me
> >mitts onna 21...)
>
> Lagavulin 16yo is ravver luvvly, an not too spensive, either, all fings
> considereded. Leastways our bockle wasn't too spensive, gorrit on offer.
>
> Eking[1] it out, now, by judicious consumption of Laphroaig, Bushmills,
> Talisker, etc. instead. Run outa wossname, Glenmorangie.

Thing is, I've subscribed to alt.drinks.scotch-whiskey (sic) for over three
mumfs now and there have hardly beeen any postings, and certainly only one
intelligent one apart from me own.

Then I come inter the shed and find much more info about whiskey.
So I'll arsk the same question here that I did on a.d.s.

Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
anything about it.

I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.

I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
whisky drinkin weather.

>
>
> [1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?

--
Martin Dixon, Leicester, England.
Second generation shedder from the home of the Pork Pie.

Founder Member, Open Shed Foundation. Bisca Sedmeet camp pain medal.


Member, Junior Bloody Club and '44 club.

I badly need some new taglines.


John Whitham

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>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> >Pendant.
>>> >
>>
>>> Anglepoise.
>>
>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>
>Davey
>

Paddy Hopkirk 55 watt tungsten halogen spot with a funny little yellow
pointy bit in the middle of the lens.

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...

>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>then mumbled...
>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>
>>>
>>>> >Pendant.
>>>> >
>>>
>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>
>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>
>>Davey
>
>Gig
>

Errm... phaeton.

Richard Robinson

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In article <ant0821310b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>, Martin Dixon wrote:
>
>Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
>anything about it.

Scarper ?

Scapa, shirley ?

Apart from that, no.

>I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
>whisky drinkin weather.

bah. Don't waste it on the weather, drink it yerself. And let us
know what it tastes like, when you do.

Guy King

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from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:


> >>> >Pendant.
> >>> >
> >>
> >>> Anglepoise.
> >>
> >>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >
> >Davey
> >

> Paddy Hopkirk 55 watt tungsten halogen spot with a funny little yellow


> pointy bit in the middle of the lens.

Ditto, but blue.

Matt Wenham

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> Explodededed? Sounds narsty, wot happened to the rest of the bike?

Cheap and nasty far eastern 'sealed' bearing went all disintegratededed
on me in the middle of the North York Moors. No gear shifting
available, so shortened chain to make single speed mountain bike to
finish the ride. Great fun in the end. The pendant reminds me of the
day, and looks nice too, made out of the bit that remained. Lovely
asymmetric wear on the anodising.

Matt...

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <ant0821310b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>,
Martin Dixon <martin...@diamond.co.uk> wrote:

>Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
>anything about it.
>

>I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
>believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.
>

>I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
>whisky drinkin weather.

According to Michael Jackson (no, not the weird one) there'm a "1983" and
an 8-yo called "Scapa". prodooced by Allied Distillers, wot are indeed
an Orkney.

He says, and I quote (for educaional porpoises, and it's only a small


According to Michael Jackson (no, not the weird one) there'm a "1983" and
an 8-yo called "Scapa". prodooced by Allied Distillers, wot are indeed
an Orkney.

He says, and I quote (for educaional porpoises, and it's only a small
excerpt, etc.)

"Scapa Flow, a stretch of water linking the North Sea to the Atlantic, is
famous for its roles in both World Wars. The distillery, near Kirkwall,
fails to be the northernmost in Scotland by only half a mile. It was
founded in 1885, and was powered by a waterwheel that has now been
restored. Two of the original warehouses survive, accomodating empty casks,
but most of the present fabric dates from 1959.

The water supply is very peaty, but the distillery uses wholly unpeated malt.
It has a Lomond wash-still, which may contribute to a slight oiliness of the
whisky. Maturation is in Bourbon casks, and that may account for the vanilla
notes, sometimes suggesting very spicy chocolate - or licorice of the salty
style made in the Netherlands.

House style: Salt, hay, oily, spicy chocolate. Aperitif.
Scapa 8-year-old, 40 vol, Gordon and MacPhail: After a hearty walk, before
dinner.
Colour: Amber
Nose: Fresh, sea-breeze saltiness, new-mown hay, heather, some bourbon
character.
Body: Medium, silky.
Palate: Salty, slightly sharp, tangy.
Finish: Oily but dry, appetising.
Score: 76

Scapa 1983, 40 vol, Gordon and MacPhail
Colour: Amber
Nose: Salt, hay, chocolate, Bourbon
Body: Medium, silky.
Palate: Smooth, vanilla, chocolate, tangy towards finish.
Finish: Chocolate, toffee, licorice, salt.
Score: 78


Scapa 24-year-old, 46.5 vol, Cadenhead (distilled 1965, bottled 1990)
Colour: gold
Nose: Salty and sharp. Appetising.
Body: Medium, soft, smooth
Palate: Salty, hay-like, heathery, perfumy.
Finish: salty, appetite-arousing.
Score: 77


Scapa 1963, 40 vol, Gordon and MacPhail, a nightcap
Colour: full amber
Nose: powerful, wonderfully briny
Body: medium, soft, smooth.
Palate: Salty and sharp, but also with caramelly Bourbon and bitter-
chocolate notes.
Finish: Bitter-chocolate, long, sustaining.
Score: 79 "


By way of comparison, he rates Bowmore between 82 and 90, Bunnahabhain
gets 77, Aberlour gets 83-85, 10-y-o Jura gets 71, 21-y-o Jura rates 78,
Highland Park gets 85-93, and Bladnoch gets 85 (Eccles). 16-y-o Lagavulin
he rates at 95, 12yo gets 89, Laphroaig gets 86 (10yo), 89 (15yo), 81 (16yo)
and 87 (1974 55vol).

(Michael Jackson's Malt Whiskey Companion, ISBN 0-7513-0146-9,
published by Dorling Kindersly)

Bob Goddard

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mumbled...
>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>then mumbled...
>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>> >
>>>>
>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>
>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>
>>>Davey
>>
>>Gig
>>
>
>Errm... phaeton.
>

Landau.

Bob Goddard

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>On Sun, 8 Aug 1999 20:16:57 +0100, Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk>
>kindly informed us that

>>The message <7oihh0$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>
>> from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
>>
>>
>>> Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!
>>
>>I prefer praising with faint "Damn"s.
>
>I usually faint from damned praise.
>

Braise the Lord!

Amynthas

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In article <ant0821401cbhB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>, Martin Dixon
<martin...@diamond.co.uk> writes

>In article <fw50TPAB...@scarboro.demon.co.uk>, Amynthas
><URL:mailto:nzla...@fpneobeb.qrzba.pb.hx> wrote:
>> In article <7oihh0$1...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
>> <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> writes

>> >In article <01bee0a7$df272f40$e25a08c3@default>,
>> >Austin Shackles <aus...@telinco.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>
>> >>Rapunzel Syndrome <MIDDLE_A...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED> wrote in article
>> >><37A94C9...@mcc.ac.ukMIDDLE-AGED>...
>> >>> "Carl .LHS. Williams" wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>> > And, roping in the scots, there's whiskey, of course.
>> >>>
>> >>> oh dear
>> >>> oh dear oh dear
>> >>> the scots have the best whisky in the world
>> >>> tis the irish who have the best whiskey in the world
>> >>
>> >>I thought the jury was still out on that one...now Potcheen, mind...
>> >>
>> >> personally, I rate the Jameson as a good regular whisky, better than Bells,
>> > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
>> >
>> >Yes Gods, man, talk about damning with faint praise!
>> >
>> >>and while the bushmillls malt is very good, I think some of the best
>scottish
>> >>ones are genuinely better, e.g. Bowmore 17-y-o, Laphroaig 15-y-o (never got
>me
>> >>mitts onna 21...)
>> >
>> >Lagavulin 16yo is ravver luvvly, an not too spensive, either, all fings
>> >considereded. Leastways our bockle wasn't too spensive, gorrit on offer.
>> >
>> >Eking[1] it out, now, by judicious consumption of Laphroaig, Bushmills,
>> >Talisker, etc. instead. Run outa wossname, Glenmorangie.
>> >
>> >
>> >[1] Eke-ing? Ekeing? rxrvat?
>>
>> All the Islay single malts are good [1], Bowmore, Bruchladdich [2],
>> Laphroig, Lagavulin. A visit to the island can be one nice hazy week
>> [3].
>>
>> [1] at least all those I've tasted
>> [2] can never spell that even when I've visited the place
>
>Looked verry shut when I visited it in May.

So I've heard. A sad day for whiskey drinkers [2]


>
>> [3] especially since the island only has 4 men in blue and no radar traps
>> [4]. [4] except when they send someone over from the mainland with one and
>> then the locals can warn you to keep clear of it [5]. [5] since there's only
>> one road where its straight enough to use a radar trap and drive fast enough
>> to break the speed limit.
>
>I erzraore it. About 8 miles between Bowmore and Port Ellen innit?
>

That's the one, and well worth avoiding in the hour before the Port
Ellen ferry leaves. We always used to take the old high road which was
like a switch back [1] when we wanted to catch the ferry home.

[1] but had less traffic
[2] well it will be in 10 years or so when the stocks run out.

Amynthas

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In article <ant0821310b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>, Martin Dixon
<martin...@diamond.co.uk> writes

>Then I come inter the shed and find much more info about whiskey.
>So I'll arsk the same question here that I did on a.d.s.
>
>Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
>anything about it.
>
>I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
>believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.
>
>I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
>whisky drinkin weather.
>
Hmm, Leicester .... not so far away, what about the class of '44
celebrating 55 glorious years by tasting this Scarpa?

John Whitham

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Guy King wrote in message <199908090...@zetnet.co.uk>...
>The message <zWor3.13850$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>

> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>
>> Paddy Hopkirk 55 watt tungsten halogen spot with a funny little yellow
>> pointy bit in the middle of the lens.
>
>Ditto, but blue.
>

Why *did* people with Mini Coopers fit them to the wrong end of their cars?

John Whitham

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xenop...@hotmail.com wrote in message <37b38a90...@news.clara.net>...
>On Mon, 09 Aug 1999 00:04:47 GMT, "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net>
>kindly informed us that

>
>>Paddy Hopkirk 55 watt tungsten halogen spot with a funny little yellow
>>pointy bit in the middle of the lens.
>>
>Izzat the Paddy whoeverhewas who useter sing sinnical songs?

No, the champion rally driver turned After Market Accessory vendor. Paddy
it was that introduced us to the sartorial splendour of the rally jacket,
that modern wonder the air freshener that looks like a (cardboard) Serapu
traffic light and the previously undreampt of opulence of the 'leather look'
padded vinyl steering wheel cover.

>
>I thort about him yesterday and a snippet of one of his songs came to
>my mind rather forcibly.
>
>"Oh, when she was young, she was pretty,
>And nobody called her a cow.
>Her face was just like a lily;
>Take a look at the lbooyd thing now!"
>
>When I was very young, I useter think it referred to my landlady who
>had been a model for Augustus John, but now it think it means me!

Have you ever wondered what modelling for Picasso in his cubist period might
have felt like?

>
>I useter wonder how she had turned from the woman I saw in the
>painting into the woman I knew, and now I know - it snuck up on her!

Tell me about it. Saturday night I ventured into the wicked metropolis of
Basingstoke to celebrate the barfday of a (22 years younger than me)
colleague. The early part of the evening was spent quite agreeably in a
reasonable facsimle of an Irish bar, but then I got persuaded to carry on
into *the* most notorious nightclub in town. I have to say that
Basingstoke's most notorious nightclub is about as exciting as it's most
notorious Santa Claus grotto (Owen Owen) in mid November. Any road, as the
evening wore on the effects of music an alcohol made me start to feel quite
jolly, 'til I had to go to the loo and caught meself in the mirror.
Arrrrrrgh! Lbooyd good wbo I'd remembered to take a sack with me, innit.

John Whitham

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>mumbled...

>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>then mumbled...

>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>
>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>
>>>>Davey
>>>
>>>Gig
>>>
>>
>>Errm... phaeton.
>>
>
>Landau.
>

Ha! Berliner.

Guy King

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from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:

> Why *did* people with Mini Coopers fit them to the wrong end of their cars?

For high speed reversing?

Rapunzel Syndrome

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Bob Goddard wrote:
>
> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
> mumbled...
> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
> >>then mumbled...
> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
> >>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>> >Pendant.
> >>>>> >
> >>>>
> >>>>> Anglepoise.
> >>>>
> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >>>
> >>>Davey
> >>
> >>Gig
> >>
> >
> >Errm... phaeton.
> >
>
> Landau.

Bain [1]

[1] I spoze only dedicated tellywatchers of a certian age will get
that. oh well.
--
Somewhere behind everything that everybody believes,
or disbelieves, is somebody's pocket.
Charles Hoy Fort

Lane Gray

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>then mumbled...
>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>Davey
>>>Gig
>>Errm... phaeton.
>Landau.

I guess here would be as good a place as any to announce that over on my AOL
account (yes we still have it, the medieval battlegroup has a website on one
screen name, too much trouble to get everyone who links to it to change, so
I guess we're stuck with it), I added a new screen name. I was spending way
too much time guvaxvat in the lorry the other day, and decided to try a
"Buck Rogers" screen name, and it was available. I can now be reached at
bdbdb...@aol.com under the name of Twiki, unless I misspelled it (Twiki,
that is)

Dangerous thing, guvaxvat.

Lane Gray, dobroist(http://members.aol.com/e9c6zum/shesgone.wav), mead
maker
steel picker, Dagorhirim, husband. Order of importance subject to daily
change.
Change aol to "mwis" and the com to a "net", for a faster reception
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Alan Price

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In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
<new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes

>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>then mumbled...
>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>
>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>
>>>>Davey
>>>
>>>Gig
>>>
>>
>>Errm... phaeton.
>>
>
>Landau.
>
Rawictz (sp)[0]

[0] The other half of the piano duo, anyway.
--
Alan Price

Alan Price

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In article <37b38a90...@news.clara.net>, xenop...@hotmail.com
writes

>On Mon, 09 Aug 1999 00:04:47 GMT, "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net>
>kindly informed us that
>
>>Paddy Hopkirk 55 watt tungsten halogen spot with a funny little yellow
>>pointy bit in the middle of the lens.
>>
>Izzat the Paddy whoeverhewas who useter sing sinnical songs?
>
Paddy Roberts, "Strictly for Grownups"?
--
Alan Price

Bob Goddard

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John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...
>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...
>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>
>>>>>Davey
>>>>
>>>>Gig
>>>>
>>>
>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>
>>
>>Landau.
>>
>
>Ha! Berliner.
>

So! Victrola.

Martin Dixon

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In article <7on31o$e...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
> Martin Dixon <martin...@diamond.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
> >anything about it.
> >
> >I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
> >believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.
> >
> >I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
> >whisky drinkin weather.
>

The one I bought is a 12-y-o. Sounds like that's where it's from though.

>
>
> By way of comparison, he rates Bowmore between 82 and 90, Bunnahabhain gets
> 77,

Underrated I reckon. Bunna's one ov me faves. It's not that much worse than
Bowmore Legend (which I assume is the bottom of the range quoted above) is it?

> Aberlour gets 83-85, 10-y-o Jura gets 71, 21-y-o Jura rates 78, Highland
> Park gets 85-93,

HP is another ov me faves. I'm drinkin it now, there's a glars standin on me
AOL CD. And I obhtug the Scarpa in preference when the HP was actually
cheaper. I'll be dissapointed if it's worse. Speshully as me HP bockle is
not as full as I would like.

> and Bladnoch gets 85 (Eccles). 16-y-o Lagavulin he rates at 95,

Wow!

> 12yo gets 89, Laphroaig gets 86 (10yo), 89 (15yo), 81 (16yo) and 87 (1974
> 55vol).
>
> (Michael Jackson's Malt Whiskey Companion, ISBN 0-7513-0146-9,
> published by Dorling Kindersly)
>

--

Martin Dixon, Leicester, England.
Second generation shedder from the home of the Pork Pie.

Founder Member, Open Shed Foundation. Bisca Shedmeet camp pain medal.


Member, Junior Bloody Club and '44 club.

If you let the pigs decide it they will put you in the sty.


John Whitham

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Alan Price wrote ...

>In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
><new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes
>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...
>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>
>>>>>Davey
>>>>
>>>>Gig
>>>>
>>>
>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>
>>
>>Landau.
>>
>Rawictz (sp)[0]
>

Hinge (Evadne)

John Whitham

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Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message <37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...

>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>
>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>> mumbled...
>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>> >>then mumbled...
>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>> >>>>> >
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>> >>>
>> >>>Davey
>> >>
>> >>Gig
>> >>
>> >
>> >Errm... phaeton.
>> >
>>
>> Landau.
>
>Bain [1]
>

Mission?

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>mumbled...
>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>
>>>>>Gig
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Landau.
>>>
>>
>>Ha! Berliner.
>>
>
>So! Victrola.
>

Ubggre. I can't follow suit, what's trumps?

Jill Russell

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In article <BGkbKaAF...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
<new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes on hearing

>>I usually faint from damned praise.
>>
>
>Braise the Lord!

From what I unforget of Welsh when I was learning it, B is a hard sound
rather than faint.
Harsh praise indeed, innit.
--
Jill

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <ant1020350b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>,

Martin Dixon <martin...@diamond.co.uk> wrote:
>> By way of comparison, he rates Bowmore between 82 and 90, Bunnahabhain gets
>> 77,
>
>Underrated I reckon. Bunna's one ov me faves. It's not that much worse than
>Bowmore Legend (which I assume is the bottom of the range quoted above) is it?

Um, in me 'aste I missed a page - Bowmore Legend gets 80, a score it
shares with the 29-year-old Cadenhead 49.4vol Bowmore. The 90s are the
43vol (1972) 21-year-old and the 50vol 1964 Black Bowmore. The other
Bowmores are: 30yo Anniversary - 88, 25yo (1968) 43vol - 89, 10yo 40vol - 82,
12yo 43vol - 87, Bicentenary (15yo) 43vol - 87.



>> Aberlour gets 83-85, 10-y-o Jura gets 71, 21-y-o Jura rates 78, Highland
>> Park gets 85-93,
>
>HP is another ov me faves. I'm drinkin it now, there's a glars standin on me
>AOL CD. And I obhtug the Scarpa in preference when the HP was actually
>cheaper. I'll be dissapointed if it's worse. Speshully as me HP bockle is
>not as full as I would like.

Same applies to me 16yo Lagavulin. Ver nearly not at all full, that one.
Evaporates, it does. Global warmin, that's the culprit.

>> and Bladnoch gets 85 (Eccles). 16-y-o Lagavulin he rates at 95,
>
>Wow!

Yers, I fort it were nice, I were quite pleased ter see mr Jackson fort
so too, gives me more faith in all the "slight hint of dried bogpaper
with a dog/squirrel nose" obloskc. Mindyou, the lowest score I can find
is 57. 8yo Glen Mhor gets 64, a couple of the "connoisseur's choice" range
at 66 (Coleburn and banff) while a 5yo Glen Grant lets the otherwise
high-scoring Glen Grant side down with a 65. Old Rhosdhu gets 65 and the
comment that it's a "luxurious malt to drink in the bath". 20yo Kinclaith
only gets 65, and 20yo Tamnavulin only 64. The absolute pits, though,
accordin' to Jackson, is Ladyburn, at 57, another 20yo Cadenhead
bottled, which (in fairness) was never intended to be sold as a single.

>> 12yo gets 89, Laphroaig gets 86 (10yo), 89 (15yo), 81 (16yo) and 87 (1974
>> 55vol).

just looked up glenmorangie, wot gets 80 (10yo 40 & 57.6vol, 18yo 43vol)
or 85 (21yo 43vol and '72 46vol single barrel vintage) or 87 (port finish
47vol)

I find the number of varieties quite fascinatin'.

>>
>> (Michael Jackson's Malt Whiskey Companion, ISBN 0-7513-0146-9,
>> published by Dorling Kindersly)
--

Lindsay Endell

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John Whitham wrote in message ...

>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
<37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>
>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
then
>>> mumbled...
>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
loudly,
>>> >>then mumbled...
>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these
words:
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>> >>>>> >
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Davey
>>> >>
>>> >>Gig
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>> >
>>>
>>> Landau.
>>
>>Bain [1]
>>
>
>Mission?
>
Linn?

Linz, not really a pedant, I wouldn't say.
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the others." R Lieblich, AUE


Rapunzel Syndrome

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> >> >>>>> >Pendant.

> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.

> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)

> >> >>>Davey

> >> >>Gig

> >> >Errm... phaeton.

> >> Landau.

> >Bain [1]

> Mission?

Mordaunt Short

Jon Gurr

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On Tue, 10 Aug 1999 21:24:35 +0100, Martin Dixon
<martin...@diamond.co.uk> took a long draft of BA, and typed:


>
>> and Bladnoch gets 85 (Eccles). 16-y-o Lagavulin he rates at 95,
>
>Wow!
>

Yeah, but I have to agree. T'only other 95 is 25 yr old Macallan,
which is not an everyday tipple for me.


>> 12yo gets 89, Laphroaig gets 86 (10yo), 89 (15yo), 81 (16yo) and 87 (1974
>> 55vol).
>>

>> (Michael Jackson's Malt Whiskey Companion, ISBN 0-7513-0146-9,
>> published by Dorling Kindersly)
>>

Great little book. Local whisky emporium uses it for writing his
prices in, so he can give you a quick sales pitch if you ask for a
price. Very individual taste, the water of life, but I can follow most
of what Mr. J says about most of them. Whisky, Port and Ale, I can
make sensible comments on when I taste 'em. Bockle of vino, and all I
can say is whether or not I like it. Strange, that.


Anagram ROT hunk Jr.

You've got to
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Bob Goddard

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John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
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>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...
>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>>mumbled...
>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Gig
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Landau.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Ha! Berliner.
>>>
>>
>>So! Victrola.
>>
>
>Ubggre. I can't follow suit, what's trumps?
>

Elderly gramophones.

Bob Goddard

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>Alan Price wrote ...
>>In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
>><new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes

>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>mumbled...
>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>
>>>>>Gig
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>
>>>
>>>Landau.
>>>
>>Rawictz (sp)[0]
>>
>
>Hinge (Evadne)
>

Bracket (clock)

Bob Goddard

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Lindsay Endell rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...
>

>John Whitham wrote in message ...
>>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
><37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>>
>>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>then
>>>> mumbled...
>>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
>loudly,
>>>> >>then mumbled...
>>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these
>words:
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>> >>>>> >
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>> >>>>
>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>> >>>
>>>> >>>Davey
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Gig
>>>> >>
>>>> >
>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>> >
>>>>
>>>> Landau.
>>>
>>>Bain [1]
>>>
>>
>>Mission?
>>
>Linn?
>

Wharfedale

Guy King

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from Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:


> >>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
> >>>>>>>>> >
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>Davey
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Gig
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Errm... phaeton.
> >>>>>
> >>>>
> >>>>Landau.
> >>>>
> >>>

> >>>Ha! Berliner.
> >>>
> >>
> >>So! Victrola.
> >>
> >
> >Ubggre. I can't follow suit, what's trumps?
> >

> Elderly gramophones.

I'll lead with the Three of Glazing Sprigs.

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,

Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>
>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>
>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>
>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>
>> >> >>>Davey
>
>> >> >>Gig
>
>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>
>> >> Landau.
>
>> >Bain [1]
>
>> Mission?
>
>Mordaunt Short

Rogers

Martin Dixon

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In article <IADx$JAouz...@scarboro.demon.co.uk>, Amynthas
> <martin...@diamond.co.uk> writes
> >Then I come inter the shed and find much more info about whiskey.
> >So I'll arsk the same question here that I did on a.d.s.
> >
> >Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
> >anything about it.
> >
> >I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
> >believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.
> >
> >I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
> >whisky drinkin weather.
> >
> Hmm, Leicester .... not so far away, what about the class of '44
> celebrating 55 glorious years by tasting this Scarpa?

Yer, why not? Me Birfday's in November, when's yours? How many other '44ers
could make it? We could have a '44ers whisky tasting shedmeet.

Did I see Scarborough on yer sig? I were just down the road in Bridlington
larst monday and it rained all day. Was mostly fine in Leicester 9(I'm
tolled).

--
Martin Dixon, Leicester, England.
Second generation shedder from the home of the Pork Pie.
Founder Member, Open Shed Foundation. Bisca Shedmeet camp pain medal.
Member, Junior Bloody Club and '44 club.

I know nothing, and I know that I know nothing.


Martin Dixon

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In article <7oqf2k$p...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams

> Same applies to me 16yo Lagavulin. Ver nearly not at all full, that one.
> Evaporates, it does. Global warmin, that's the culprit.
>

> >> and Bladnoch gets 85 (Eccles). 16-y-o Lagavulin he rates at 95,
> >
> >Wow!
>

> Yers, I fort it were nice, I were quite pleased ter see mr Jackson fort
> so too, gives me more faith in all the "slight hint of dried bogpaper
> with a dog/squirrel nose" obloskc.

What about 17yo Ardbeg, which IIRC is the youngest they sell? The
distillery's just up the road from Lagavulin. Must try some sometime.

I agree about the Lagavulin. Another fave. Unfortunately out of stock at the
moment, and I'm almost out of Laphroaig too.

I quite like Talisker too. How do they rate that?

> Mindyou, the lowest score I can find is 57. 8yo Glen Mhor gets 64, a couple
> of the "connoisseur's choice" range at 66 (Coleburn and banff) while a 5yo
> Glen Grant lets the otherwise high-scoring Glen Grant side down with a 65.
> Old Rhosdhu gets 65 and the comment that it's a "luxurious malt to drink in
> the bath". 20yo Kinclaith only gets 65, and 20yo Tamnavulin only 64.

That name rings a bell. Ar yerst, I've got some in the back of the whiskey
cupboard. It says 10yo on the bockle but it could be 20yo by now. One of
those that sits in the back of the cupboard and gets forgotten.

> The absolute pits, though, accordin' to Jackson, is Ladyburn, at 57,
> another 20yo Cadenhead bottled, which (in fairness) was never intended to
> be sold as a single.

So less than half of the range of possible scores is used. Why don't they
just rate them 0-50 instead?

>
--
Martin Dixon, Leicester, England.
Second generation shedder from the home of the Pork Pie.
Founder Member, Open Shed Foundation. Bisca Shedmeet camp pain medal.
Member, Junior Bloody Club and '44 club.

I badly need some new taglines.


Alan Price

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In article <37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>, Rapunzel Syndrome
<FROGd...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE> writes

>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>
>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>> mumbled...
>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>> >>then mumbled...
>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>> >>>>> >
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>> >>>
>> >>>Davey
>> >>
>> >>Gig
>> >>
>> >
>> >Errm... phaeton.
>> >
>>
>> Landau.
>
>Bain [1]
>
>[1] I spoze only dedicated tellywatchers of a certian age will get
>that. oh well.

Looking forward to September?
--
Alan Price

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>Lindsay Endell rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>

>>John Whitham wrote in message ...
>>>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
>><37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>then
>>>>> mumbled...
>>>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
>>loudly,
>>>>> >>then mumbled...
>>>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these
>>words:
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>> >>>>> >
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>> >>>>
>>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>> >>>
>>>>> >>>Davey
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >>Gig
>>>>> >>
>>>>> >
>>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>> >
>>>>>
>>>>> Landau.
>>>>
>>>>Bain [1]
>>>>
>>>
>>>Mission?
>>>
>>Linn?
>>
>
>Wharfedale
>

Marshall

John Whitham

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to
Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>Alan Price wrote ...
>>>In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
>>><new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>>mumbled...
>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>>then mumbled...
>>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Gig
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Landau.
>>>>
>>>Rawictz (sp)[0]
>>>
>>
>>Hinge (Evadne)
>>
>
>Bracket (clock)
>

Shelf (mantel)

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <ant1122131cbhB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>,
Martin Dixon <martin...@diamond.co.uk> wrote:

>What about 17yo Ardbeg, which IIRC is the youngest they sell? The
>distillery's just up the road from Lagavulin. Must try some sometime.

10yo Ardbeg: 85, 18yo: 90 (Master of Malt) or 91 (Cadenhead). 1974
(Connoisseurs Choice) gets 88.

>I agree about the Lagavulin. Another fave. Unfortunately out of stock at the
>moment, and I'm almost out of Laphroaig too.
>
>I quite like Talisker too. How do they rate that?

8yo: 89, 10yo: 90. Described in glowing terms, much use of "huge".


>So less than half of the range of possible scores is used. Why don't they
>just rate them 0-50 instead?

I was wundrin the self-same fing... prolly doesn't rule out someone
slippin' 'im some Bells or summink?

Rapunzel Syndrome

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Alan Price wrote:

> Looking forward to September?

why? wossapnin?

Frank Erskine

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In article <jhos3.15641$V21.5...@nnrp3.clara.net>, John Whitham
<jwhi...@clara.net> writes

>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>Lindsay Endell rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...
>>>

>>>John Whitham wrote in message ...
>>>>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
>>><37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>then
>>>>>> mumbled...
>>>>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
>>>loudly,
>>>>>> >>then mumbled...
>>>>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these
>>>words:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>> >>>>> >
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Davey
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>Gig
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Landau.
>>>>>
>>>>>Bain [1]
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Mission?
>>>>
>>>Linn?
>>>
>>
>>Wharfedale
>>
>
>Marshall
>
>
Rola Celestion.
--
Frank Erskine MJBC.

Bob Goddard

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Guy King rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...
>The message <BporBJAp...@godwit.demon.co.uk>
> from Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> >>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>> >>>>>>>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>Davey
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Gig
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>
>> >>>>Landau.
>> >>>>
>> >>>
>> >>>Ha! Berliner.
>> >>>
>> >>
>> >>So! Victrola.
>> >>
>> >
>> >Ubggre. I can't follow suit, what's trumps?
>> >
>
>> Elderly gramophones.
>
>I'll lead with the Three of Glazing Sprigs.

I'm clean out of Glazing Sprigs - must I follow with my Tin of Hardened
Putty or can I trump it with me four of Elderly Gramophones?

Bob Goddard

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John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...

>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...

>>>Alan Price wrote ...
>>>>In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
>>>><new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>>>mumbled...

>>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>>>then mumbled...

>>>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:

>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Gig
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Landau.
>>>>>
>>>>Rawictz (sp)[0]
>>>>
>>>
>>>Hinge (Evadne)
>>>
>>
>>Bracket (clock)
>>
>
>Shelf (mantel)
>

Continental (underpants)

Bob Goddard

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John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...
>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>Lindsay Endell rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>mumbled...
>>>

>>>John Whitham wrote in message ...
>>>>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
>>><37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>then
>>>>>> mumbled...
>>>>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
>>>loudly,
>>>>>> >>then mumbled...
>>>>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these
>>>words:
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>> >>>>> >
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Davey
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>Gig
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>> >
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Landau.
>>>>>
>>>>>Bain [1]
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Mission?
>>>>
>>>Linn?
>>>
>>
>>Wharfedale
>>
>
>Marshall
>

Arts?

Bob Goddard

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Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
then mumbled...
>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>
>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>
>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>
>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>
>>> >> >>>Davey
>>
>>> >> >>Gig
>>
>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>
>>> >> Landau.
>>
>>> >Bain [1]
>>
>>> Mission?
>>
>>Mordaunt Short
>
>Rogers
>
Armstrong

Bob Goddard

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X~nipe rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then mumbled...
>In message <7orunt$s...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>,

>Carl .LHS. Williams wrote:
>
>>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>
>>>> >> >>>Davey
>>>
>>>> >> >>Gig
>>>
>>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>
>>>> >> Landau.
>>>
>>>> >Bain [1]
>>>
>>>> Mission?
>>>
>>>Mordaunt Short
>>
>>Rogers
>
>Zanouts
>

Overs

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <bNDt4XAE...@godwit.demon.co.uk>,
Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>then mumbled...

>>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>
>>>> >> >>>Davey
>>>
>>>> >> >>Gig
>>>
>>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>
>>>> >> Landau.
>>>
>>>> >Bain [1]
>>>
>>>> Mission?
>>>
>>>Mordaunt Short
>>
>>Rogers
>>
>Armstrong

Vickers

Amynthas

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In article <ant1121150b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>, Martin Dixon

<martin...@diamond.co.uk> writes
>In article <IADx$JAouz...@scarboro.demon.co.uk>, Amynthas
><URL:mailto:nzla...@fpneobeb.qrzba.pb.hx> wrote:
>> In article <ant0821310b0hB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>, Martin Dixon
>> <martin...@diamond.co.uk> writes
>> >Then I come inter the shed and find much more info about whiskey.
>> >So I'll arsk the same question here that I did on a.d.s.
>> >
>> >Has anybody comer across an Orkney malt called "Scarpa". Does antbody know
>> >anything about it.
>> >
>> >I saw it for sale on a crosss channel ferry's duty paid shop. Before that I
>> >believed that the only Orkney malt was Highland Park.
>> >
>> >I bought a bockle of Scarpa, but haven't tasted it yet since it hasn't been
>> >whisky drinkin weather.
>> >
>> Hmm, Leicester .... not so far away, what about the class of '44
>> celebrating 55 glorious years by tasting this Scarpa?
>
>Yer, why not? Me Birfday's in November, when's yours? How many other '44ers
>could make it? We could have a '44ers whisky tasting shedmeet.

Mine's [1] in a fortnight and a half, Bob and Geraldine have had their
biffdays already this year.


>
>
>Did I see Scarborough on yer sig? I were just down the road in Bridlington
>larst monday and it rained all day.

You did, but its Arj Scarborough [2]. Confuses quite a lot of
people who phone up from Scarborough [3] yelling, 'Well I've got to
Scarborough, where are you?' Quite ipssse them off to be told they past
our turn off 2 hours back.

[1] me unofficial one, I usually have another one some time or the other
just for the fun of it and November sounds as good a time as any
[2] which is a bit of Yeadon, near Leeds
[3] The one by the sea
--
Amynthas email:
International Goatkeepers Society Membership No 001851 amynthas'at curly'
Member - Junior Bloody Club & Class of '44 scarboro dot demon
League of Cruel Cats - www.scarboro.demon.co.uk/lcc dot co dot uk

Gid Holyoake

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In article <bNDt4XAE...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard generously
decided to share with us..

> Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
> then mumbled...
> >In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
> >Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
> >>
> >>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
> >>
> >>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
> >>
> >>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >>
> >>> >> >>>Davey
> >>
> >>> >> >>Gig
> >>
> >>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
> >>
> >>> >> Landau.
> >>
> >>> >Bain [1]
> >>
> >>> Mission?
> >>
> >>Mordaunt Short
> >
> >Rogers
> >
> Armstrong

Siddeley

Gid

--
The Most Noble and Exalted Peculiar , Harem Master to Veiled Concubines
Guardian of the Sacred !!!!!'s , Defender of the Temple of AFPdoration
ISTP http://www.netcomuk.co.uk/~gidnsuzi/ for The Irrelevant Page! MJBC

Fruitbat

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Ron Clark wrote:
>
> Just recently xenop...@hotmail.com siezed our imaginations with
> profound thoughts, in saying :
>
> >On 12 Aug 1999 02:54:37 +0100, ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS.
> >Williams) kindly informed us that

> >>In article <ant1122131cbhB%w...@martin.dixon.diamond.co.uk>,
> >>Martin Dixon <martin...@diamond.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> >>>So less than half of the range of possible scores is used. Why don't they
> >>>just rate them 0-50 instead?
> >>
> >>I was wundrin the self-same fing... prolly doesn't rule out someone
> >>slippin' 'im some Bells or summink?
> >
> >You'll be glad o' a bockle o' Bells when you have no other!
> >
> >Someone I know say there is *no" bad whisky! There's is just some
> >which is not so good as others!
>
> Kwite troo. I like Vat69 for drinking whisky and
> Laphroaig for sippin.

Vat soixante neuff??

Coo, haven't seen that since, umm, the very early sixties. (Or am I
guvaxing abart Haig Dimple(ogog)?, or both).

[ogog] What were super bockles fer collectin yer sixpencies in[Oh].
[Oh] Or were they silver threepennies?

--
batty

Guy King

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The message <WtQuALAK...@godwit.demon.co.uk>

from Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> I'm clean out of Glazing Sprigs - must I follow with my Tin of Hardened
> Putty or can I trump it with me four of Elderly Gramophones?

Cholmondley's Rule of Divided Suits [1] says that in a pinch either
is acceptable.

[1] Jacket, Weskit and two pairs of trews.

Bob Goddard

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mumbled...
>>>>>>>> >>>>

>>>>>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>>> >>>Davey
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >>Gig
>>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>> Landau.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Bain [1]
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Mission?
>>>>>>
>>>>>Linn?
>>>>
>>>>Wharfedale
>>>
>>>Marshall
>>>
>>Arts?
>
>Garfunkel's ?
>

Engulfs Ark

Guy King

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from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:


> >>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
> >>>
> >>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
> >>>
> >>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
> >>>
> >>>> >> >>>Davey
> >>>
> >>>> >> >>Gig
> >>>
> >>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
> >>>
> >>>> >> Landau.
> >>>
> >>>> >Bain [1]
> >>>
> >>>> Mission?
> >>>

> >>>Mordaunt Short
> >>
> >>Rogers
> >>
> >Armstrong

> Vickers

Viscount.

Noel Foster

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Martin Dixon (martin...@diamond.co.uk) wrote:
> In article <7on31o$e...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
> <URL:mailto:ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Aberlour gets 83-85, 10-y-o Jura gets 71, 21-y-o Jura rates 78, Highland
> > Park gets 85-93,
>
> HP is another ov me faves. I'm drinkin it now, there's a glars standin on me
> AOL CD. And I obhtug the Scarpa in preference when the HP was actually
> cheaper. I'll be dissapointed if it's worse. Speshully as me HP bockle is
> not as full as I would like.
>

A friend, whose judgement in such matters I trust, spent 2 weeks in
Glencoe doing comparison test of the various whiskies in the hotel.
She declared HP to be the best.

The important question, though, is;
what is a yardarm and when is the sun over it?

Noel.

--
It's early retirement. It affects the legs, you know.
Hyacinth Bucket.

Bob Goddard

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Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
then mumbled...
>In article <bNDt4XAE...@godwit.demon.co.uk>,
>Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>then mumbled...

>>>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>>>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>Davey
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>Gig
>>>>
>>>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>
>>>>> >> Landau.
>>>>
>>>>> >Bain [1]
>>>>
>>>>> Mission?
>>>>
>>>>Mordaunt Short
>>>
>>>Rogers
>>>
>>Armstrong
>
>Vickers

Choirboys

Bob Goddard

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Guy King rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
mumbled...

>The message <WtQuALAK...@godwit.demon.co.uk>
> from Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> I'm clean out of Glazing Sprigs - must I follow with my Tin of Hardened
>> Putty or can I trump it with me four of Elderly Gramophones?
>Cholmondley's Rule of Divided Suits [1] says that in a pinch either
>is acceptable.
>
>[1] Jacket, Weskit and two pairs of trews.

In that case I shall use me gramophone trumpet.

Frank Erskine

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In article <WtQuALAK...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
<new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes

>I'm clean out of Glazing Sprigs - must I follow with my Tin of Hardened
>Putty

I guvax you'll find that if you squeeze it with both hands for a while,
it'll go soft and useable. Contrary to popular belief.

Aksherley panel pins take a lot of beating as GSs [457] - better still
(or better yet (for merry kins)), are veneer pins [%].

<End>

[%] I just found a arj cynfgvp tube of them in the kitchen pshed
cupboard Lower Right Number 1 [139]. Heaven xabjf when or why I obhtug
them, but they seem kwite a possibility for all sorts of things.

[139] That cupboard can tell some stories. I've just had another look,
and there's (inter alia) a pot of Technical Agar (1.5%), a glass funnel,
a roll of swing-bin liners, a bottle of patent knotting, a jar of "Lord
Sheraton Beeswax Balsam" (it smelt gorgeous once I got the lid off), a
paintbrush glued to the bottom of a jamjar (screwtop but the top isn't
there), a tin of somesortofbrilliantwhitepaint, and a tin of dried-up
shoe polish.

[457] I se that even glass isn't even fbyq in proper units nowadays. I
unq gb ohl some the other day and I see it's measured in "zz" instead of
the proper "oz" measurements. Sad.
--
Frank Erskine MJBC.

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...

>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>mumbled...
>>>>Alan Price wrote ...
>>>>>In article <dWicuXAc...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard
>>>>><new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>>>>mumbled...

>>>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>>>>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>>>>>then mumbled...

>>>>>>>>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>>>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>>>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these words:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Davey
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Gig
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Landau.
>>>>>>
>>>>>Rawictz (sp)[0]
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>>Hinge (Evadne)
>>>>
>>>
>>>Bracket (clock)
>>>
>>
>>Shelf (mantel)
>>
>
>Continental (underpants)
>

Drift (cutty sark[0])

[0] Not Cutty Sark.

John Whitham

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Guy King wrote in message <199908122...@zetnet.co.uk>...

>
>[1] Jacket, Weskit and two pairs of trews.
>

And with a whistle like of course, a nice Prince Albert with a half-hunter
on the end.


John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>Guy King rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...
>>The message <BporBJAp...@godwit.demon.co.uk>
>> from Bob Goddard <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

>>
>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> >Pendant.
>>> >>>>>>>>> >
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>> Anglepoise.
>>> >>>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>> >>>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>>Davey
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>>Gig
>>> >>>>>>
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>>Errm... phaeton.
>>> >>>>>
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>>Landau.
>>> >>>>
>>> >>>
>>> >>>Ha! Berliner.
>>> >>>
>>> >>
>>> >>So! Victrola.
>>> >>
>>> >
>>> >Ubggre. I can't follow suit, what's trumps?
>>> >
>>
>>> Elderly gramophones.
>>
>>I'll lead with the Three of Glazing Sprigs.
>
>I'm clean out of Glazing Sprigs - must I follow with my Tin of Hardened
>Putty or can I trump it with me four of Elderly Gramophones?
>

I guvax you've got to follow suit if you can, provided of course that it's
proper linseed oil putty and not that acrylic muck. I'm sure I had the 10
of Glazing Sprigs here just now, on closer inspection it seems to be the
seven of Rusty Veneer Pins though. Buggrit.

Is the ace of Bits of Early Verobord any use?

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote ...
>John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>mumbled...

>>Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>Lindsay Endell rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then
>>>mumbled...
>>>>

>>>>John Whitham wrote in message ...
>>>>>Rapunzel Syndrome wrote in message
>>>><37AFE530...@mcc.ac.ukPRINCE>...
>>>>>>Bob Goddard wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> John Whitham rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>>>>then
>>>>>>> mumbled...

>>>>>>> >Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>>>>>>> >>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
>>>>loudly,
>>>>>>> >>then mumbled...

>>>>>>> >>>In article <199908070...@zetnet.co.uk>,
>>>>>>> >>>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>>>>>> >>>>The message <8TMq3.12490$V21.4...@nnrp3.clara.net>
>>>>>>> >>>> from "John Whitham" <jwhi...@clara.net> contains these

>>>>words:
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>>>> >>>>> >
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>>> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>>> >>>Davey
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >>Gig
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Landau.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Bain [1]
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Mission?
>>>>>
>>>>Linn?
>>>>
>>>
>>>Wharfedale
>>>
>>
>>Marshall
>>
>
>Arts?
>

Artifice!

John Whitham

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Frank Erskine wrote in message ...

>In article <jhos3.15641$V21.5...@nnrp3.clara.net>, John Whitham
><jwhi...@clara.net> writes
>Rola Celestion.
>

Please amplify.

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>X~nipe rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly, then mumbled...
>>In message <7orunt$s...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>,
>>Carl .LHS. Williams wrote:
>>
>>>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>>>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>>Davey
>>>>
>>>>> >> >>Gig
>>>>
>>>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>>
>>>>> >> Landau.
>>>>
>>>>> >Bain [1]
>>>>
>>>>> Mission?
>>>>
>>>>Mordaunt Short
>>>
>>>Rogers
>>
>>Zanouts
>>
>
>Overs
>

Papa India Sugar Sweetness Air Rwanda Toto Isthmus Solo Tangent calling...
We require urgent permission to <crackle fizz phut phut> do you read me? I
repeat we <whirr buzz phut clang> urgent rep <AA1 Taxis, good evening> we
cannot ho <pick up fare at number 25, I repeat number 27 fuzzzzzz gardens
and take to> immediate clearan <and this afternoon on the JY prog> ing,
final approach now im <indows for double glazing you *can * really trus>.
Please acknowledge. BANG.

John Whitham

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Carl .LHS. Williams wrote in message <7orunt$s...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>...

>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>
>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>
>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>
>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>
>>> >> >>>Davey
>>
>>> >> >>Gig
>>
>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>
>>> >> Landau.
>>
>>> >Bain [1]
>>
>>> Mission?
>>
>>Mordaunt Short
>
>Rogers
>

Hart/Hammerstein

John Whitham

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Bob Goddard wrote in message ...
>Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>then mumbled...

>>In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>>Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>>>
>>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>>>
>>>> >> >>>Davey
>>>
>>>> >> >>Gig
>>>
>>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>>>
>>>> >> Landau.
>>>
>>>> >Bain [1]
>>>
>>>> Mission?
>>>
>>>Mordaunt Short
>>
>>Rogers
>>
>Armstrong
>

Head weak

John Whitham

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Guy King wrote in message <199908122...@zetnet.co.uk>...
>The message <7ov04r$2...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>
> from ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS. Williams) contains these words:
>
>
>> >>>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> >>>Davey
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> >>Gig
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>> >>>
>> >>>> >> Landau.
>> >>>
>> >>>> >Bain [1]
>> >>>
>> >>>> Mission?
>> >>>
>> >>>Mordaunt Short
>> >>
>> >>Rogers
>> >>
>> >Armstrong
>
>> Vickers
>
>Viscount.
>

Nice biscuit. Flavour?

John Whitham

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Gid Holyoake wrote in message ...

>In article <bNDt4XAE...@godwit.demon.co.uk>, Bob Goddard generously
>decided to share with us..
>
>> Carl .LHS. Williams rolled over, had a good scratch, belched loudly,
>> then mumbled...
>> >In article <37B135E2...@mcc.ac.ukDOG>,
>> >Rapunzel Syndrome <CATd...@mcc.ac.ukDOG> wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> >> >>>>> >Pendant.
>> >>
>> >>> >> >>>>> Anglepoise.
>> >>
>> >>> >> >>>>Inspection (with naff blub)
>> >>
>> >>> >> >>>Davey
>> >>
>> >>> >> >>Gig
>> >>
>> >>> >> >Errm... phaeton.
>> >>
>> >>> >> Landau.
>> >>
>> >>> >Bain [1]
>> >>
>> >>> Mission?
>> >>
>> >>Mordaunt Short
>> >
>> >Rogers
>> >
>> Armstrong
>
>Siddeley
>

Sapphire

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