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Jon Thompson

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Aug 23, 2001, 6:26:47 PM8/23/01
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The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Adrianna
J.<adri...@hotmail.com> started to type:

>http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!

Y'point bein'?

--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

So, apart from destroying Woking,
what have the Martians ever done for us?

齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

Lizz Holmans

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Aug 23, 2001, 6:40:07 PM8/23/01
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On Thu, 23 Aug 2001 23:26:47 +0100, Jon Thompson <ab...@127.0.0.1>
wrote:

>The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Adrianna
>J.<adri...@hotmail.com> started to type:
>
>>http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!
>
>Y'point bein'?

Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
when I am.

Sometimes it's pretty damn depressing.

LizzH.

Richard Coxon

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Aug 25, 2001, 8:38:37 PM8/25/01
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In article <9m2vls$d7k$13...@news.castel.nl>, "Unknown"
<adri...@hotmail.com> wrote:

> http://angelina.redlights.tv - Angelina Naked!

?? I clicked the pic of the bint with an itch .. and was taken to a page
about highly recommended hot places .. I would like to complain about
this as there were no mention of places like Egypt or Oz or anywhere hot
and interesting .. suitable for two weeks of hard work touring with the
family and in laws ..

Gerald L R Stubbs

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Aug 25, 2001, 7:04:55 PM8/25/01
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The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
> it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
> when I am.

> LizzH.

Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.

You are then spared the sight of the awful thing lying beside you,
the imagination in the darkness making up for all deficiences.

This has been my experience, though it doesn't work for the
following morning.

Re-arrange the following well know saying or phrase in the right
order : "The grey dark look in all cats."

Much trooth in the awld saws ! Except the following morning,
of course, when it is brilliantly light, with the sun shining through
the window.
--
Stubbsy stu...@zetnet.co.uk

Obsessed By Cutlery

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Aug 25, 2001, 9:20:11 PM8/25/01
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:04:55 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, Gerald L
R Stubbs <stu...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

>Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>the male sort

Miserable cur...


--
Gary Robert Kelly
"It's the attack of the post-modern Pat Boones"

c o jones

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Aug 26, 2001, 3:19:40 AM8/26/01
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"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Dear Mr Obsessed

How do you fimk of all your names ? I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
you've heard people say ?

Regards

cojones

Helen Deborah Vecht

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Aug 26, 2001, 4:04:42 AM8/26/01
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from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
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> Dear Mr Obsessed

'Radium Lined Corset' came up first in a fred thobut. I fimk Rapunzel
were quoting sumpthink else.

--
Helen D. Vecht: helen...@zetnet.co.uk
Edgware.

Obsessed By Cutlery

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Aug 26, 2001, 8:53:11 AM8/26/01
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 08:19:40 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, "c o
jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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>
>Dear Mr Obsessed
>
>How do you fimk of all your names ?

With me ead.

>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
>you've heard people say ?

Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the
Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...


--
Gary Robert Kelly
"I would like some milk from the milkman's wife's tits"

Carl .LHS. Williams

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Aug 27, 2001, 12:13:59 AM8/27/01
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In article <200108260...@zetnet.co.uk>,

Gerald L R Stubbs <stu...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>> Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
>> it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
>> when I am.
>> LizzH.
>
>Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.

Cooden disagree more...

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Dewey

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Aug 27, 2001, 2:54:47 AM8/27/01
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 12:53:11 GMT, blac...@ntlworld.com (Obsessed By
Cutlery) wrote:

>^On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 08:19:40 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, "c o
>^jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>^
>^>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>^>news:3b884e8e...@news.cable.ntlworld.com...
>^>
>^>Dear Mr Obsessed
>^>
>^>How do you fimk of all your names ?
>^
>^With me ead.
>^
>^>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things
>^>you've heard people say ?
>^
>^Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the
>^Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...

IRTA Fresh Meat
--
Dewey

Dewey

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Aug 27, 2001, 9:01:03 AM8/27/01
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On Mon, 27 Aug 2001 11:43:29 GMT, Jaimie Vandenbergh
<jai...@quite.often.extremely.sessile.org> wrote:

>^On Mon, 27 Aug 2001 07:54:47 +0100, Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com>
>^wrote:
>^
>^>On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 12:53:11 GMT, blac...@ntlworld.com (Obsessed By
>^>Cutlery) wrote:
>^>
>^>>^On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 08:19:40 +0100, for reasons inexplicable, "c o


>^>>^jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>^>>^
>^>>^>"Obsessed By Cutlery" <blac...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message

>^>>^>news:3b884e8e...@news.cable.ntlworld.com...


>^>>^>
>^>>^>Dear Mr Obsessed
>^>>^>
>^>>^>How do you fimk of all your names ?
>^>>^
>^>>^With me ead.
>^>>^
>^>>^>I like 'em, shirley they can't be things

>^>>^>you've heard people say ?


>^>>^
>^>>^Not Nazi celery. The latest one's an agraman of a 1986 ablum by the

>^>>^Trezna Frash Meatl band Sodom...
>^>
>^>IRTA Fresh Meat
>^
>^www.redmeat.com. It's a... pleasant... comic strip.
>^
ITYM strange...
--
Dewey

Holly

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Aug 27, 2001, 8:42:10 PM8/27/01
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"Dewey" <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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It is entirely gnarr mall. Move along now, nothing to see...

--Holly

PS: Among the Meaty denizens, Bug-Eyed Earl is said to be molished after the
likeness of Charles Baudelaire. So ifn anybody should aks, ye is fghqlvat
Litt Rah Chair when you reads ther strip.

Thomas Rushton

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Aug 30, 2001, 10:06:40 AM8/30/01
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Jaimie Vandenbergh <jai...@quite.often.extremely.sessile.org> wrote:

> www.redmeat.com. It's a... pleasant... comic strip.

Ah yes, I remember it well. And how is Milkman Dan?

--
Thomas Rushton
At jbex somewhere in Bradford...

c o jones

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Aug 30, 2001, 1:32:07 PM8/30/01
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"Thomas Rushton" <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> wrote in
message news:Xns910D99D8E28...@130.133.1.4...

> Jaimie Vandenbergh <jai...@quite.often.extremely.sessile.org> wrote:
>
> > www.redmeat.com. It's a... pleasant... comic strip.
>
> Ah yes, I remember it well. And how is Milkman Dan?

Haven't you got the red meat book in yer bog ?

--

coj


Linz

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Aug 30, 2001, 2:43:47 PM8/30/01
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On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:04:55 +0100, Gerald L R Stubbs wrote:

> The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
> > Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
> > it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
> > when I am.
> > LizzH.
>
> Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
> the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.

Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
love.
--
One of the advantages of an untidy desk is that one is always making
discoveries. (A. A. Milne)

Thomas Rushton

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Aug 31, 2001, 6:01:22 AM8/31/01
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"c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> wrote:

Not at the moment, no. But I did have for a while... I think Sarah
made me shift all the good comic books out of the reading room when her
pair runts came a-visiting a few weeks later.

Carl .LHS. Williams

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Aug 31, 2001, 3:16:59 AM8/31/01
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In article <b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com>,

Linz <li...@uk-rec-sheds.org.uk> wrote:
>On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:04:55 +0100, Gerald L R Stubbs wrote:
>
>> The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
>> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>>
>> > Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
>> > it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
>> > when I am.
>> > LizzH.
>>
>> Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>
>Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>love.

Hear hear.

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Robert E A Harvey

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"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
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...

> > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
> > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>
> Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
> love.

I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.


Austin Shackles

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Sep 2, 2001, 5:47:34 AM9/2/01
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On or around Thu, 30 Aug 2001 19:43:47 +0100, Linz
<sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:

>On Sun, 26 Aug 2001 00:04:55 +0100, Gerald L R Stubbs wrote:
>
>> The message <of1botkkr3blqslap...@4ax.com>
>> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>>
>> > Well, sometimes I'm jolly when I'm naked (although I can usually spell
>> > it better than that), but I don't generally tell the world about it
>> > when I am.
>> > LizzH.
>>
>> Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>
>Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>love.

awwwwwwww....

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"Brevis esse laboro, Obscurus fio" (it is when I struggle to be
brief that I become obscure) Horace (65 - 8 BC) Ars Poetica, 25

Guy King

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Sep 2, 2001, 5:41:48 PM9/2/01
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The message <MPG.15fc9c767...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>
from Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> contains these words:


> > > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
> > > love.
> >
> > I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.

> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,

Nope, there's one I can look at time and time again...and it ain't mine!

--
Skipweasel...
You may admire the dust, but please don't write in it.

Linz

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Sep 2, 2001, 5:45:18 PM9/2/01
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On Sun, 2 Sep 2001 20:44:23 +0100, Sena wrote:

> In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>, Robert E A Harvey
> robert...@my-deja.com said...

> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,

Er, not quite...
--
Yawning Angel

Carl .LHS. Williams

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In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>,

Both are pretty amazing IMO.

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Lizz Holmans

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On Sun, 02 Sep 2001 22:45:18 +0100, Linz <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk>
wrote:


>> Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
>
>Er, not quite...

If they were all the same, I doubt if I would have married 4 times.
Vive la differance!

LizzH.

stones}@blueyonder.co.uk Wumpus

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Sep 3, 2001, 7:34:33 AM9/3/01
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"Sn!pe" <snip...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Sena wrote in message <MPG.15fccc1ba...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>:
>

Sorry Sn!pe, no original post.
> [...]
> >Agreed. They issent nessie celery attractive IMO, but they is
> >definitely a mazing. I dunno, mayhap I's just odd, but I dozen rate
> >the appearance of the yooman body all that much. Woss inside's far
> >more important ter me:

Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
>
> Wot, all them choobs an' bladders?

They are pretty fascinating as well but avoid sketching in an abattoir
<shudder> <the memory lingers on>
> --
> Sn!pe <snipe[at]uk-rec-sheds.org.uk>

Thank you, Sn!pe.

W.


Carl .LHS. Williams

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Sep 3, 2001, 1:04:05 AM9/3/01
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In article <MPG.15fccc1ba...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> wrote:
>In article <9mu371$u...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
>ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk said...

>> In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>,
>> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>> >"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>> >...
>> >> > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> >> > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>> >>
>> >> Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>> >> love.
>> >
>> >I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>>
>> Both are pretty amazing IMO.
>>
>Agreed. They issent nessie celery attractive IMO, but they is
>definitely a mazing. I dunno, mayhap I's just odd, but I dozen rate
>the appearance of the yooman body all that much. Woss inside's far
>more important ter me: I'd fall ferra personality much sooner than the
>lwk of the thing any day.

Oh, as far as "fall for" is concerned, I agree entirely, but from a more
visual P.O.V. I also find nekkid humans rather beautiful, for the
most part (assumin they aren't projecting really unpleasant vibes).

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Lizz Holmans

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>Oh, as far as "fall for" is concerned, I agree entirely, but from a more
>visual P.O.V. I also find nekkid humans rather beautiful, for the
>most part (assumin they aren't projecting really unpleasant vibes).

I've seen at least one cubic shedload of nekkid people in my life.
Some are nicer to look at than others, from a purely esthetic
standpoint, but when I love someone it doesn't much matter if I can
play the xylophone on their ribs or if they can pinch more than a
foot.

Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.

LizzH.

Ron Clark

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Sep 3, 2001, 5:36:36 PM9/3/01
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On 3 Sep 2001 06:04:05 +0100, in the message
<9mv305$3...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams wrote this, or at
least some of this :-

>In article <MPG.15fccc1ba...@News.CIS.DFN.DE>,
>Sena <sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> wrote:
>>In article <9mu371$u...@yon-net.demon.co.uk>, Carl .LHS. Williams
>>ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk said...
>>> In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>,
>>> Robert E A Harvey <robert...@my-deja.com> wrote:
>>> >"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> >news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>>> >...
>>> >> > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>>> >> > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>>> >>
>>> >> Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>>> >> love.
>>> >
>>> >I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>>>
>>> Both are pretty amazing IMO.
>>>
>>Agreed. They issent nessie celery attractive IMO, but they is
>>definitely a mazing. I dunno, mayhap I's just odd, but I dozen rate
>>the appearance of the yooman body all that much. Woss inside's far
>>more important ter me: I'd fall ferra personality much sooner than the
>>lwk of the thing any day.
>
>Oh, as far as "fall for" is concerned, I agree entirely, but from a more
>visual P.O.V. I also find nekkid humans rather beautiful, for the
>most part (assumin they aren't projecting really unpleasant vibes).

IRTA chorf

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Linz

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Sep 4, 2001, 1:27:23 AM9/4/01
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On Mon, 03 Sep 2001 11:34:33 GMT, "Wumpus" <cherryjam{remove
stones}@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:

> Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
> race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!

Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.

I've long wondered about getting a piccy done, and plucked up the
courage to wander into the gallery, ohl some fat men, and ask whether
the artists ever need models. "Oh yes," said Mrs Barearts, "and we
cnl, too. You'd have to negotiate if you wanted to ohl your picture
from someone after, but we're always on the lookout for arj models".

I can't draw to save my life (although father-ex-law was convinced he
could teach me) but I can sit still long enough for someone else to
have a go!
--
Yawning Angel

Dewey

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Sep 4, 2001, 2:15:50 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 06:27:23 +0100, Linz <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk>
wrote:

>^
>^> Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
>^> race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
>^
>^Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
>^www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
>^unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular).

I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.

Uncanny.

Out comes the credit card.


--
Dewey

Guy King

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from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:

> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.

Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.

Mel Rimmer

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Sep 4, 2001, 5:11:30 AM9/4/01
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"Lizz Holmans" <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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>
> I've seen at least one cubic shedload of nekkid people in my life.
> Some are nicer to look at than others, from a purely esthetic
> standpoint, but when I love someone it doesn't much matter if I can
> play the xylophone on their ribs or if they can pinch more than a
> foot.

MTAAW. HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids. Every night
we sneak into the kids' bedroom whilst they're asleep. We tell oursleves
we're going to tuck them in (Young Thomas used to throw all his bedclothes
off and we had to put them back or he'd wake up in the small hours from the
cold) but they never need tucking in. We just like to look at them when
they're asleep. I also sometimes go up to look at them after watching late
night news bulletins if there has been news about children getting hurt - I
did it last week after that policeman bludgeoned his family to death.


Lizz Holmans

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Sep 4, 2001, 5:23:39 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 09:11:30 GMT, "Mel Rimmer"
<nos...@blueyonde.co.uk> wrote:


>
>MTAAW. HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
>him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids. Every night
>we sneak into the kids' bedroom whilst they're asleep. We tell oursleves
>we're going to tuck them in (Young Thomas used to throw all his bedclothes
>off and we had to put them back or he'd wake up in the small hours from the
>cold) but they never need tucking in. We just like to look at them when
>they're asleep. I also sometimes go up to look at them after watching late
>night news bulletins if there has been news about children getting hurt - I
>did it last week after that policeman bludgeoned his family to death.

Oh, Mel, you're so lucky.

I get to see my lovely Imps once a year. Just once a *year*. I have
to get all my looking done within a (at the longest) 3-week period.

But I see them in my dreams.

LizzH.


Mike Jones

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"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 03 Sep 2001 11:34:33 GMT, "Wumpus" <cherryjam{remove
> stones}@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and
size, age
> > race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on
paper!!
>
> Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
> www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
> work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.

Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
from the town centre!
"Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
(1 mile later)
"Um, what number?"


Obsessed By Cutlery

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On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 09:11:30 GMT, for reasons inexplicable, "Mel
Rimmer" <nos...@blueyonde.co.uk> wrote:

>HWMBI (Ed) is no oil painting by anyone else's standards but I find
>him the most lovely sight imaginable, except perhaps our kids.

I still keep RTA 'He Who Must Be Imbibed'.

Bottoms up, Mel!


--
Gary Robert Kelly
"Hello, I'm Tony Inchpractice. Welcome
to 'Photocopying My Genitals With...'"

Linz

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Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 06:27:23 +0100, Linz
<sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk>
> wrote:

> >^Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy

> >^pics.


> >^www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> >^unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular).
>
> I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.
>
> Uncanny.
>
> Out comes the credit card.

I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for chaps
to look at when they should be looking at what they're qbvat; and
7 to go above the bath for me to look at!


Linz

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Mike Jones <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
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>
> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9138pt4r5ucjl5ffe...@4ax.com...

> > Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy


> > pics.
> > www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> > unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most
> > of em, work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
>
> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty
> long walk from the town centre!
> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
> (1 mile later)
> "Um, what number?"

I've never actually been to Bacup. One of these I'll get there.
If only to consider having my picture drawn.


Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 8:02:46 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 07:37:48 +0100, in the message
<200109040...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-

>The message <83t7pt8olubfvg24e...@4ax.com>


> from Lizz Holmans <di...@jackalope.demon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
>
>Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.

You sentimental old romantic, you.

--

氦顑

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 7:21:46 AM9/4/01
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The message <9n2097$ngm$1...@liberator.blueyonder.co.uk>
from "Mel Rimmer" <nos...@blueyonde.co.uk> contains these words:

> We just like to look at them when they're asleep.

Oooh, yes, one of the best spectator sports, snoozingsprog watching.
And contrary to non-parent's guesses, it's not "Thank gawd they've
finally nodded off" or "I hope the don't wake up" or "I'm just
checking to see if they're OK" it's just "I love watching them sleep"

I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when Inky's
spilt level bedroom takes shape.


Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:06:47 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 12:21:46 +0100, in the message
<200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-

>The message <9n2097$ngm$1...@liberator.blueyonder.co.uk>

Inky-cam?

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®óñ© © ²°°¹

Thomas Rushton

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:08:54 AM9/4/01
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Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

"Spilt level". I like the sound of that.

Was he inspired by Amynthas's's's house?

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 7:25:30 AM9/4/01
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The message <9s1l7.293$zi3.1...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>
from "Mike Jones" <ad...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:


> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
> from the town centre!
> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
> (1 mile later)
> "Um, what number?"

Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope
but other than that he did the whole lot himself with just an
icecream in the middle to keep him going. Well deserved...he'd done
really really well and was dead chuffed with himself afterwards.

I'm really proud of him today!

Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:10:12 AM9/4/01
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On 4 Sep 2001 15:08:54 GMT, in the message
<Xns9112A44DFBF...@130.133.1.4>, Thomas Rushton wrote this, or

at least some of this :-

>Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

Or was that a spilt level?

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Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:12:23 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 12:25:30 +0100, in the message
<200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-

>The message <9s1l7.293$zi3.1...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>


> from "Mike Jones" <ad...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:
>
>
>> Well I've been to the pub at 550 Burnley Road: it's a mighty long walk
>> from the town centre!
>> "Ah, this the road, it's just along here"
>> (1 mile later)
>> "Um, what number?"
>
>Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
>(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope

Should be ashamed of yerself making the poor little chap help
you up the hills.

--
®óñ© © ²°°¹

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:13:29 AM9/4/01
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The message <kmg9ptom53kb0apj3...@4ax.com>
from Ron Clark <7v...@EVERSObigfoot.com> contains these words:

> >> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
> >
> >Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.

> You sentimental old romantic, you.

Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.

Helen Deborah Vecht

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:24:33 AM9/4/01
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The message <200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>
from Guy King <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:


Why don't you molish a periscope? Then Cap'n Inky can observe the
intruders to his fort and they can observe him...

--
Helen D. Vecht: helen...@zetnet.co.uk
Edgware.

Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:41:59 AM9/4/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:13:29 +0100, in the message
<200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-

>The message <kmg9ptom53kb0apj3...@4ax.com>


> from Ron Clark <7v...@EVERSObigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> >> Love is blind. I wish it was deaf. I snore.
>> >
>> >Shag them out thoroughly and they'll sleep deeper than you and won't care.
>
>> You sentimental old romantic, you.
>
>Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
>shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.

What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
of the premier cru.

--
®óñ© © ²°°¹

Mike Jones

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:53:48 AM9/4/01
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"Guy King" <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200109041...@zetnet.co.uk...
Splendid! My feller's just getting the hang of unassisted cycling;
though I do use him for the steep bits to a good pub near(ish) here - on
his trailer bike that is.


Mike Jones

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:55:13 AM9/4/01
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"Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9n2ebu$2gfs$3...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk...
Me neither- it was Todmorden I was talking 'bout sorry, I must have gone
all lateral there.
>
>
>


Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:31:19 AM9/4/01
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The message <7fr9ptcvfjjq7a7e7...@4ax.com>
from Ron Clark <7v...@eversobigfoot.com> contains these words:

> >
> >I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when Inky's
> >spilt level bedroom takes shape.

> Inky-cam?

Can't get USB to jbex that far away. I suppose I could run it off his
machine, but it's still in Harnslur. It also doesn't have a USB
port...though it's got one on board. I suppose you can ohl the adaptors.

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 11:38:08 AM9/4/01
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The message <Xns9112A44DFBF...@130.133.1.4>
from Thomas Rushton <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com>
contains these words:


> > I reckon Squid'll have to find some way of still doing it when
> > Inky's spilt level bedroom takes shape.

> "Spilt level". I like the sound of that.

> Was he inspired by Amynthas's's's house?

More than a little! Actually, we always intended to do summat of the
sort, but he's added quite a lot of his own ideas, some of which are
rather good. He wants a trapdoor with buttons to make it jbex. I
suppose a tenner from the scrappy will come up with a wiper motor and
some switches that'll do the wbo.

He's also decided that the leg of the second bed should extend right
to the ceiling and have broomhandle offcut pegs sticking out all over
to climb up as a second way of getting to the top in case the hatch
is out of hfr.

He liked the ropes in Fort Amythas, but wants his to run zig-zag from
bed-edge to ceiling. Wants better lighting in the jbex area as well.

Doesn't want much, does he!

Then I suppose compared to ohling a bnuk bed it'll cost about £100
more all up. Well worth if for a great fun bedroom that'll take spare
boys/grils and provide indoor playspace out of our hair.

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 1:22:55 PM9/4/01
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The message <gat9pt0dflqf8h1vs...@4ax.com>

from Ron Clark <7v...@eversobigfoot.com> contains these words:

> >Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then

> >shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.

> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
> of the premier cru.

It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 1:23:46 PM9/4/01
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The message <bO6l7.3661$ii5.2...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>

from "Mike Jones" <ad...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:

> Splendid! My feller's just getting the hang of unassisted cycling;
> though I do use him for the steep bits to a good pub near(ish) here - on
> his trailer bike that is.

Oooh, we had a Tag-along. I molished it out of a bit of old gas pipe
and a bike we found in a skip. I've only just dismolished it.

Guy King

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Sep 4, 2001, 1:22:22 PM9/4/01
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The message <200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>
from Helen Deborah Vecht <helen...@zetnet.co.uk> contains these words:


> Why don't you molish a periscope? Then Cap'n Inky can observe the
> intruders to his fort and they can observe him...

She's got a periscope I ohled for her a few years ago after she'd had
a day of not being able to see things.

Ron Clark

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Sep 4, 2001, 2:42:51 PM9/4/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 18:22:55 +0100, in the message

<200109041...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote this, or at least some
of this :-

>The message <gat9pt0dflqf8h1vs...@4ax.com>


> from Ron Clark <7v...@eversobigfoot.com> contains these words:
>
>> >Oh, all right, get 'em drunk, stuff 'em with icecream....and then
>> >shag 'em sensless if it helps your finer sensibilities.
>
>> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
>> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
>> of the premier cru.
>
>It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.

Anti-IgEand RAST tests aren't that pricey.

--

氦顑

Mike Jones

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Sep 4, 2001, 4:09:29 PM9/4/01
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"Guy King" <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200109041...@zetnet.co.uk...
> The message <bO6l7.3661$ii5.2...@news6-win.server.ntlworld.com>
> from "Mike Jones" <ad...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:
>
>
> > Splendid! My feller's just getting the hang of unassisted cycling;
> > though I do use him for the steep bits to a good pub near(ish)
here - on
> > his trailer bike that is.
>
> Oooh, we had a Tag-along. I molished it out of a bit of old gas pipe
> and a bike we found in a skip. I've only just dismolished it.
>
Curses! I cnvq erny zbarl for mine^^^^ his, sorry.


Jon Thompson

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Sep 4, 2001, 4:43:07 PM9/4/01
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The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Sena
<sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> started to type:

>In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>, Robert E A Harvey
>robert...@my-deja.com said...


>> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message

>> news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>> ...
>> > > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>> > > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>> >
>> > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>> > love.
>>
>> I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>
>Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,

It is. Dressed up a bit is mush nicer.

--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

Kelly, watch the stars!

齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

Austin Shackles

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Sep 4, 2001, 5:17:12 PM9/4/01
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On or around Tue, 4 Sep 2001 12:25:30 +0100, Guy King
<guy....@zetnet.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:

I spose you wuz in the car?

<D&R>

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that
"The woods are lovely, dark and deep. But I have promises to keep,
And miles to go before I sleep."
Robert Frost (1874-1963) from Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

Linz

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Sep 5, 2001, 2:00:54 AM9/5/01
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On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:55:13 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:

>
> "Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9n2ebu$2gfs$3...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk...

> > I've never actually been to Bacup. One of these I'll get there.


> > If only to consider having my picture drawn.
> >
> Me neither- it was Todmorden I was talking 'bout sorry, I must have gone
> all lateral there.

Hang on, you live around here too? It's getting time we may have to
betnavfr a Calder Valley moot!
--
Yawning Angel

c o jones

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Sep 4, 2001, 3:58:16 PM9/4/01
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"Thomas Rushton" <Thomas.Rush...@hammondsdirect.com> wrote in
message news:Xns9112A44DFBF...@130.133.1.4...

Miss coj never stops going on that she wants a bedroom like Malcolm's

--

coj


Guy King

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Sep 5, 2001, 2:46:08 AM9/5/01
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The message <k5hapt0ego83320gp...@4ax.com>
from Austin Shackles <aus...@ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk> contains these words:


> >Inky's just ridden 1½ miles to Madeley to have his eyesight checked
> >(it was fine) and back. Steep hill in between called for the towrope
> >but other than that he did the whole lot himself with just an
> >icecream in the middle to keep him going. Well deserved...he'd done
> >really really well and was dead chuffed with himself afterwards.
> >
> >I'm really proud of him today!

> I spose you wuz in the car?

Cloff!

Guy King

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Sep 5, 2001, 2:45:26 AM9/5/01
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The message <s28aptofcfln2otcr...@4ax.com>

from Ron Clark <7v...@eversobigfoot.com> contains these words:

> >> What flavour ice-cream do you recommend ? cos some sheddii
> >> might be susceptible to contact dermatitis in close encounters
> >> of the premier cru.
> >
> >It'll take extensive (and expensive) skin tests to determine.

> Anti-IgEand RAST tests aren't that pricey.

No, but the time consumed by repeated application of icecream and
then gentle labial removal of same can rack up the bills.

Guy King

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Sep 5, 2001, 3:28:22 AM9/5/01
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The message <9n4fjp$54ifg$1...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>
from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
these words:


> Miss coj never stops going on that she wants a bedroom like Malcolm's

Time to break through into the loft then?

Mike Jones

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Sep 5, 2001, 5:32:50 AM9/5/01
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"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
news:j4fbpt0ne2pfg41vf...@4ax.com...

Nope, South Wales, sorry. It's just I visited a few times. Staying at
the YH in Mankinholes (Lumbutts).
First ever visit, slops seen to, then PH. Ah they have a bus service,
right there's a pub in the GBG in Todmorden
sells good stuff, we'll get a bus down town & walk up (consults book)
Burnley Rd. Catch bus, middle of town, right now which way? Ah there it
is, can't be far now...........


c o jones

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Sep 5, 2001, 12:59:24 PM9/5/01
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"Guy King" <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200109050...@zetnet.co.uk...

> The message <9n4fjp$54ifg$1...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>
> from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
> these words:
>
>
> > Miss coj never stops going on that she wants a bedroom like Malcolm's
>
> Time to break through into the loft then?

The promble is, we could and she knows it. Above her room is a large loft
space with a window in the end wall. That however is my loft shed with all
me vqt like me 3rd pooter, old hi fi, slightly broken TV and all me books.

I don't want ter lose me loft shed and it's the only place in the loft it
can be


loft window
____________
/|\
/ | \ in here :
/__|__\ my loft shed
/ \
/ \____________
| ___ |
| | | | | miss
| |-|-| | coj's
| |_|_| | room
| /__/| |
| |
| |
back of house

--

coj


Carl .LHS. Williams

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Sep 4, 2001, 10:29:37 PM9/4/01
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In article <9n2ebr$2gfs$2...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk>,
Linz <li...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
>news:v4s8pt46u9e1bqpd5...@4ax.com...
>> On Tue, 04 Sep 2001 06:27:23 +0100, Linz
><sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>
>> >^Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy
>> >^pics.
>> >^www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
>> >^unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular).

Doesn't jayb properly in nutscrape 4.7x - spaces in filenames ubggre the
pix.

>> I don't recall being a model for Roz Bif II.
>>
>> Uncanny.
>>
>> Out comes the credit card.
>
>I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for chaps
>to look at when they should be looking at what they're qbvat; and
>7 to go above the bath for me to look at!

Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are hootered
in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the space in the URL,
tedious.

Sodding mickysoft.

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Guy King

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Sep 5, 2001, 3:34:07 PM9/5/01
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The message <9n5sk6$567gm$1...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>

from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
these words:

> The promble is, we could and she knows it. Above her room is a large loft
> space with a window in the end wall. That however is my loft shed with all
> me vqt like me 3rd pooter, old hi fi, slightly broken TV and all me books.

Oh, dear. That's a brugge. You'll have to consider a cellar.

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 5, 2001, 7:21:42 PM9/5/01
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Linz wrote:
> On Mon, 03 Sep 2001 11:34:33 GMT, "Wumpus" <cherryjam{remove
> stones}@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Aren't there any artists out there? Human bods of any shape and size, age
> > race or gender, a challenge, a wonder and a delight - to get on paper!!
>
> Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.

> www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
> work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
>
> I've long wondered about getting a piccy done, and plucked up the
> courage to wander into the gallery, ohl some fat men, and ask whether
> the artists ever need models. "Oh yes," said Mrs Barearts, "and we
> cnl, too. You'd have to negotiate if you wanted to ohl your picture
> from someone after, but we're always on the lookout for arj models".
>
> I can't draw to save my life (although father-ex-law was convinced he
> could teach me) but I can sit still long enough for someone else to
> have a go!
>

isn't tremendously difficult...and the results can be quite
flattering (though I'm sure you don't need then to be and all
that)...generally they needs you to stay still for about twenty
minutes at a time and be sure that you get chalk marks done so that
you can get back to pretty close to the same position after each
break...just a matter of placing limbs against suitable "landmarks",
innit

though sat on a stool on a table with a sheet over one shoulder, a
broom in one hand and a napple in t'other felt lboody
strange...though the resulting "classical" sculptures looked all
heroic and all

toughest I ever done was walking ded slow so I could be drawn in mid
stride...that wos hard work

s'not exactly good money thobut

did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
when I were full time thesping?...well I did

--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"

Natalie Mayer

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Sep 5, 2001, 7:49:41 PM9/5/01
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In article <MPG.1600c3e18...@news.dircon.co.uk>,
Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote:

>did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
>when I were full time thesping?...well I did

Eep! (*wave*)

nattie

Carl .LHS. Williams

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Sep 5, 2001, 8:49:46 PM9/5/01
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In article <q5faptsks2fk97fq9...@4ax.com>,

Jon Thompson <ab...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Sena
><sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> started to type:
>
>>In article <9mspu8$3r2l6$5...@ID-67857.news.dfncis.de>, Robert E A Harvey
>>robert...@my-deja.com said...
>>> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:b6vsot8gckcf52nbn...@4ax.com...
>>> ...
>>> > > Nakid human beings are a pretty revolting sight, IMHO, especially
>>> > > the male sort, and are best being naked only under covers.
>>> >
>>> > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>>> > love.
>>>
>>> I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.
>>
>>Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,
>
>It is. Dressed up a bit is mush nicer.

Not IMO it ain't.

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Linz

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Sep 6, 2001, 1:14:33 AM9/6/01
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On Wed, 5 Sep 2001 10:32:50 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:

> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:j4fbpt0ne2pfg41vf...@4ax.com...
> > On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:55:13 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:

> > > Me neither- it was Todmorden I was talking 'bout sorry, I must have
> gone
> > > all lateral there.
> >
> > Hang on, you live around here too? It's getting time we may have to
> > betnavfr a Calder Valley moot!
>
> Nope, South Wales, sorry. It's just I visited a few times. Staying at
> the YH in Mankinholes (Lumbutts).

We do have some lovely place names around here. I still think Bog Eggs
is one of my favourites.

> First ever visit, slops seen to, then PH. Ah they have a bus service,
> right there's a pub in the GBG in Todmorden
> sells good stuff, we'll get a bus down town & walk up (consults book)
> Burnley Rd. Catch bus, middle of town, right now which way? Ah there it
> is, can't be far now...........

You could have gone to the Top Brink, or the Shepherd's Rest or the
Cross Keys far more easily.
--
Yawning Angel

c o jones

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Sep 5, 2001, 5:49:36 PM9/5/01
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"Guy King" <guy....@zetnet.co.uk> wrote in message
news:200109052...@zetnet.co.uk...

> The message <9n5sk6$567gm$1...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>
> from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
> these words:
>
>
> > The promble is, we could and she knows it. Above her room is a large
loft
> > space with a window in the end wall. That however is my loft shed with
all
> > me vqt like me 3rd pooter, old hi fi, slightly broken TV and all me
books.
>
> Oh, dear. That's a brugge. You'll have to consider a cellar.

Next door (one side) has a cellar. The other side doesn't. 4 doors up does.
As does #77. But over the road (them as left their twins' placentas in our
freezer for a few months) doesn't have. And neither do we. Buggrit

--

coj


Guy King

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Sep 6, 2001, 3:36:04 AM9/6/01
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The message <9n7349$5r4a5$1...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>

from "c o jones" <c_o_jones_99...@hotmail.com> contains
these words:

> Next door (one side) has a cellar. The other side doesn't. 4 doors up does.
> As does #77. But over the road (them as left their twins' placentas in our
> freezer for a few months) doesn't have. And neither do we. Buggrit

Jer'wanna shovel?

Mike Jones

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Sep 6, 2001, 7:03:47 AM9/6/01
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"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
news:esadpt0777nki997q...@4ax.com...

> On Wed, 5 Sep 2001 10:32:50 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:
>
> > "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:j4fbpt0ne2pfg41vf...@4ax.com...
> > > On Tue, 4 Sep 2001 16:55:13 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:
>
> > the YH in Mankinholes (Lumbutts>

> We do have some lovely place names around here. I still think Bog Eggs
> is one of my favourites.
>
Indeed.

>
> You could have gone to the Top Brink, or the Shepherd's Rest or the
> Cross Keys far more easily.

Yup, did the Top Brink and 1 other, but this was a GBG entry. Had to be
done, though had no idea how much rssbeg was required.

Oiorpata

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Sep 6, 2001, 12:02:19 PM9/6/01
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On 6 Sep 2001 01:49:46 +0100, ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk (Carl .LHS.
Williams) wrote:

>Jon Thompson <ab...@127.0.0.1> wrote:
>><sh...@ynys.fslife.co.uk> started to type:


>>>robert...@my-deja.com said...
>>>> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message

>>>> > Nekkid human beans is wonderful, especially when they're ones you
>>>> > love.

>>>> I suspect that they are much more interesting to touch than to look at.

>>>Prolly. Once yer've seen one yer've seen 'em all, issit,

>>It is. Dressed up a bit is mush nicer.

>Not IMO it ain't.

Takes a bit of getting used to mind. Bit strange at first, seeing a
load of wrinklies wiv no clothes on.

S'just what you're used to though. I mean, most of us thing dogs look
really really silly with clothes on.

I dunno if I'd be all that keen on travelling by bus or train if
everyone was naked. I'd be inclined to carry some kind of seat
pyrnavat equiptment, just in case.

AAW, it does get a bit nippy outdoors sometimes.

Oiorpata oiorpata at brevet dot nu

Austin Shackles

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Sep 6, 2001, 4:04:04 PM9/6/01
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On or around Thu, 6 Sep 2001 00:21:42 +0100, Eric Jarvis
<nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:

>did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
>when I were full time thesping?...well I did

nope. is there anything you *haven't* done?

--
Austin Shackles. www.ddol-las.fsnet.co.uk my opinions are just that

"If you cannot mould yourself as you would wish, how can you expect
other people to be enitrely to your liking?"
Thomas Ą Kempis (1380 - 1471) Imitation of Christ, I.xvi.

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 6, 2001, 5:54:11 PM9/6/01
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BOO!

*thwap*

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 6, 2001, 5:56:13 PM9/6/01
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Austin Shackles wrote:
> On or around Thu, 6 Sep 2001 00:21:42 +0100, Eric Jarvis
> <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> enlightened us thusly:
>
> >did I mention I used to model for life classes as a day job
> >when I were full time thesping?...well I did
>
> nope. is there anything you *haven't* done?
>

yep

but give me time...there isn't much that I'm not prepared to have
ago at

long as it doesn't involve heights or lots of somebody else's blood

--
eric
"in the beginning was the word, and the word was
'try switching the damn thing on first'"

Linz

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Sep 6, 2001, 6:57:16 PM9/6/01
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On Thu, 6 Sep 2001 00:21:42 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:

> Linz wrote:

> > Hear hear. There is a gallery near me, wot only ohls nuddy pics.
> > www.barearts.com if anyone's interested (the fat men are,
> > unsurprisingly (to me) the most popular). The artists, most of em,
> > work out of a pub upstairs room in a town nearby.
> >
> > I've long wondered about getting a piccy done, and plucked up the
> > courage to wander into the gallery, ohl some fat men, and ask whether
> > the artists ever need models. "Oh yes," said Mrs Barearts, "and we
> > cnl, too. You'd have to negotiate if you wanted to ohl your picture
> > from someone after, but we're always on the lookout for arj models".

[huge snip]

> s'not exactly good money thobut

Not guvaxvat of doing it for the zbarl, though, I quite fancy the idea
of having a picture of me!
--
Last year's troubles are so old-fashioned

Linz

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Sep 6, 2001, 6:57:17 PM9/6/01
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On Thu, 6 Sep 2001 12:03:47 +0100, Mike Jones wrote:

>
> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message

> news:esadpt0777nki997q...@4ax.com...

> > You could have gone to the Top Brink, or the Shepherd's Rest or the
> > Cross Keys far more easily.
>
> Yup, did the Top Brink and 1 other, but this was a GBG entry. Had to be
> done, though had no idea how much rssbeg was required.

I guvaxed the Top Brink was in the GBG but could be very wrong, since
I don't have a copy. I believe my local is in there so if you're back
in the area any time...

Mike Jones

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Sep 7, 2001, 4:06:16 AM9/7/01
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"Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
news:misfpt4vn0siausdr...@4ax.com...

Why thankee kindly, marm... but which is your local? Aha I see a get-out
clause!
Top Brink is in the 2000 edition, the Staff of Life was in the 1995
one, back when I visited.


Linz

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Sep 7, 2001, 5:01:08 AM9/7/01
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Carl .LHS. Williams <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:9n42mh$f...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...

> In article <9n2ebr$2gfs$2...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk>,
> Linz <li...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote:

> >I have No13 and No7 - 13 is going to go above the loo, for
> >chaps to look at when they should be looking at what they're
> >qbvat; and 7 to go above the bath for me to look at!
>
> Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are
> hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> space in the URL, tedious.
>
> Sodding mickysoft.

What's it got to do with mickeysoft?

Anyway, the pictures aren't numbered in the URLs, they're
numbered on the screen.

I don't know what you get when you hit the site, but if you stick
"roz biff" in the site's search engine you get a list of Martin
Chatfield's pics.

If that's no help, you'll just have to come along to a moot and
I'll bring the cards with me!

Linz

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Sep 7, 2001, 5:02:15 AM9/7/01
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Mike Jones <ad...@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
news:Be%l7.14226$592.1...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com...

>
> "Linz" <sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:misfpt4vn0siausdr...@4ax.com...

> > I guvaxed the Top Brink was in the GBG but could be very


> > wrong, since I don't have a copy. I believe my local is in
> > there so if you're back in the area any time...
>
> Why thankee kindly, marm... but which is your local?

Cross Keys, in Walsden.

> Aha I see a get-out clause!
> Top Brink is in the 2000 edition, the Staff of Life was in the
> 1995 one, back when I visited.

Fairy nuff.

Guy King

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Sep 7, 2001, 5:59:26 AM9/7/01
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The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:


> *thwap*

[grep]?

Ancipital

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Sep 7, 2001, 6:33:09 AM9/7/01
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In article <200109071...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote:
>The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> *thwap*
>
>[grep]?
>
Does that mean that iffen Eric kisses you, you'll turn into a frog?

--
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of spammers are genuine scumbags." -Sanford Wallace

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 7, 2001, 6:51:11 AM9/7/01
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on Thu, 06 Sep 2001 23:57:16 +0100, sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk
wrote...

may I take this opportunity to note how restrained those of us
in your queueue has bin, not asking if we can have copies an all

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 7, 2001, 6:58:24 AM9/7/01
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on Fri, 7 Sep 2001 10:59:26 +0100, guy....@zetnet.co.uk
wrote...

> The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
> > *thwap*
>
> [grep]?
>

revenge

there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
toe grapher

make sense?

Linz

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Sep 7, 2001, 9:13:19 AM9/7/01
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Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1602b6f77...@news.cwcom.net...

> on Thu, 06 Sep 2001 23:57:16 +0100, sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk
> wrote...

> > Not guvaxvat of doing it for the zbarl, though, I quite fancy


> > the idea of having a picture of me!
> >
>
> may I take this opportunity to note how restrained those of us
> in your queueue has bin, not asking if we can have copies an
> all

I have no doubt, however, that the moment I mention it's been
commissioned the queueue will be jumping up and down saying "me!
me!".

Mad fools, the lorra them.

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 7, 2001, 10:32:53 AM9/7/01
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on Fri, 7 Sep 2001 14:13:19 +0100,
li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk wrote...

>
> Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1602b6f77...@news.cwcom.net...
> > on Thu, 06 Sep 2001 23:57:16 +0100, sp...@lindsayendell.co.uk
> > wrote...
>
> > > Not guvaxvat of doing it for the zbarl, though, I quite fancy
> > > the idea of having a picture of me!
> > >
> >
> > may I take this opportunity to note how restrained those of us
> > in your queueue has bin, not asking if we can have copies an
> > all
>
> I have no doubt, however, that the moment I mention it's been
> commissioned the queueue will be jumping up and down saying "me!
> me!".
>

well I won't...since there are already several nuddie pics and
statyers of me, innit...not that I've kept any offem, like

I can't speak for the rest of they thobut

>
> Mad fools, the lorra them.
>

I take exemption to that remark...on account of I am already
classified as a crazy idiot and wouldn't want to get into any
kind of demarcation dispute

Jon Thompson

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Sep 7, 2001, 10:36:04 AM9/7/01
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The old glass TTY flickered and words appeared when Guy King
<guy....@zetnet.co.uk> started to type:

>The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>
>> *thwap*
>
>[grep]?

Awk!


--
齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

Kelly, watch the stars!

齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,齯滌`偕爻,虜,

Richard Robinson

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Sep 7, 2001, 12:10:49 PM9/7/01
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In article <200109071...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote:
> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>
>> *thwap*
>
>[grep]?

$ man thwap
No manual entry for thwap


--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 7, 2001, 12:21:08 PM9/7/01
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on Fri, 07 Sep 2001 16:10:49 GMT, ric...@beulah.demon.co.uk
wrote...

> In article <200109071...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote:
> > from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
> >
> >> *thwap*
> >
> >[grep]?
>
> $ man thwap
> No manual entry for thwap
>

well of course there isn't...I done the thwap eel heck
chronicly, innit

not gonna risk a manual thwap on a lurker as dangeroos as Nattie

Guy King

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Sep 7, 2001, 11:05:41 AM9/7/01
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The message <cqmhptsh6e380i97e...@4ax.com>
from Jon Thompson <ab...@127.0.0.1> contains these words:

> >> *thwap*
> >
> >[grep]?

> Awk!

Greater (extinct)

Dewey

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Sep 7, 2001, 3:43:18 PM9/7/01
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On Fri, 7 Sep 2001 11:58:24 +0100, Eric Jarvis
<nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote:

>^on Fri, 7 Sep 2001 10:59:26 +0100, guy....@zetnet.co.uk
>^wrote...
>^> The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
>^> from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>^>
>^> > *thwap*
>^>
>^> [grep]?
>^>
>^
>^revenge
>^
>^there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
>^where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
>^toe grapher
URL por favor

--
Dewey

Anthony Frost

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Sep 7, 2001, 5:05:18 PM9/7/01
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In message <9na2as$12vl$1...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk>
"Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote:

> Carl .LHS. Williams <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:9n42mh$f...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...

> > Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are


> > hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> > space in the URL, tedious.
> >
> > Sodding mickysoft.
>
> What's it got to do with mickeysoft?

The RFCs say "thou shalt not put spaces in URLs without them being
suitably escaped". Mickeysoft cebqhpgf tolerate them though, and other
micketysoft cebqhpgf put them in bare thus allowing peeps to produce
vyyrtny html.

Anthony

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| You're being a very naughty girl |
| Go to my room at once. |

c o jones

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Sep 7, 2001, 3:25:16 PM9/7/01
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"Eric Jarvis" <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:MPG.1602b8ae...@news.cwcom.net...

> on Fri, 7 Sep 2001 10:59:26 +0100, guy....@zetnet.co.uk
> wrote...
> > The message <MPG.160200e32...@news.dircon.co.uk>
> > from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
> >
> > > *thwap*
> >
> > [grep]?
> >
>
> revenge
>
> there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
> where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
> toe grapher
>
> make sense?

many sheddies have their pictures on me wibble, if you or any other arj
sheddies would like theirs on please send them

--

coj


c o jones

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Sep 7, 2001, 3:26:24 PM9/7/01
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"Richard Robinson" <ric...@beulah.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:slrn9phne7....@beulah.demon.co.uk...

> In article <200109071...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote:
> > from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
> >
> >> *thwap*
> >
> >[grep]?
>
> $ man thwap
> No manual entry for thwap

Wheelchair!

INVALID COMMAND

--

coj


Ben Hutchings

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Sep 7, 2001, 6:10:51 PM9/7/01
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In article <6q8ipt0q3jqorlbo0...@4ax.com>,

Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
>On Fri, 7 Sep 2001 11:58:24 +0100, Eric Jarvis
><nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote:
<snip>

>>^there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
>>^where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
>>^toe grapher
>URL por favor

<http://soubrette.decadentplace.org.uk/pics/princess-eric.jpg>
--
Ben Hutchings | personal web site: http://womble.decadentplace.org.uk/
Experience is directly proportional to the value of equipment destroyed.
- Carolyn Scheppner

Linz

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Sep 7, 2001, 6:45:13 PM9/7/01
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On Fri, 07 Sep 2001 22:05:18 +0100, Anthony Frost wrote:

> In message <9na2as$12vl$1...@godfrey.mcc.ac.uk>
> "Linz" <li...@REMOVETHISlindsayendell.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Carl .LHS. Williams <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:9n42mh$f...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...
>
> > > Wasn't able ter find any numbered pix...? As i said, pix are
> > > hootered in 'scrape with spaces - have to subst %20 for the
> > > space in the URL, tedious.
> > >
> > > Sodding mickysoft.
> >
> > What's it got to do with mickeysoft?
>
> The RFCs say "thou shalt not put spaces in URLs without them being
> suitably escaped". Mickeysoft cebqhpgf tolerate them though, and other
> micketysoft cebqhpgf put them in bare thus allowing peeps to produce
> vyyrtny html.

Right. Sorry, my first gubhtug was "it's a Netscrape problem" but it's
not, is it, it's whatever the software was that was hfrq to molish the
site in the first place. Which was likely mickeysoft.

Eric Jarvis

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Sep 7, 2001, 8:50:41 PM9/7/01
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Ben Hutchings wrote:
> In article <6q8ipt0q3jqorlbo0...@4ax.com>,
> Dewey <peterd...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> >On Fri, 7 Sep 2001 11:58:24 +0100, Eric Jarvis
> ><nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> wrote:
> <snip>
> >>^there is only one decent picture of me on the web...and it's one
> >>^where I got a tiara on...which in't fair...so I thwapped the foe
> >>^toe grapher
> >URL por favor
>
> <http://soubrette.decadentplace.org.uk/pics/princess-eric.jpg>
>

you abstrad!

is OK rilly...an can go on coj's wibble if it's OK wiv the original
artist

at least it looks vaguely like me...which is more than can usually
be said about foe toe greps of me

Richard Robinson

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Sep 7, 2001, 10:28:54 PM9/7/01
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In article <9nbejv$6cusu$2...@ID-85784.news.dfncis.de>, c o jones wrote:
>"Richard Robinson" <ric...@beulah.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> In article <200109071...@zetnet.co.uk>, Guy King wrote:
>> > from Eric Jarvis <nos...@last.dircon.co.uk> contains these words:
>> >
>> >> *thwap*
>> >
>> >[grep]?
>>
>> $ man thwap
>> No manual entry for thwap
>
>Wheelchair!
>
>INVALID COMMAND

R yes, the old'uns are .... well, they're old. I'll see your wheel chair and
raise you a "ping elvis".

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