Crossword
John Lynch
could be part of a hidden communication
--
John Lynch
'It is rarely difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a
ray of sunshine' P G Wodehouse
Jon Thompson
John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:4VFv4BA2...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times crossword? It
> could be part of a hidden communication
You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
Go on, wossit say?
--
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John Lynch
<jon.th...@ten.aralc> writes
>
>John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:4VFv4BA2...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
>> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times crossword? It
>> could be part of a hidden communication
>
>
>Go on, wossit say?
>
'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
Sylvia
> In article <8TXr4.4689$uT1....@nnrp4.clara.net>, Jon Thompson
> <jon.th...@ten.aralc> writes
> >
> >John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:4VFv4BA2...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times crossword? It
> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> >
> >
> >Go on, wossit say?
> >
> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
Thassa bit weak fort Times, ennit? Ida shed, anyroad.
S.
Sam
You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
--
Samson
Helen Deborah Vecht
from "Sam" <Morris...@tesco.net.deletethisbit> contains these words:
> You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
I shed like to arsk wot you'm on abowt.
--
Helen D. Vecht
helen...@zetnet.co.uk
Somewhere around North-West London
Sam
J.Prescott <joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times crossword?
It
> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> >> >
> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
> >> >
> >> >Go on, wossit say?
> >> >
> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
> >
> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
>
> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
>
It was 11 across.
Getting 1 down was harder.
--
Samson
PS I got another 82 cricketing innuendos left.
How many have you got.
John Lynch
.deletethisbit> writes
>
>> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times crossword?
>It
>> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
>> >> >
>> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
>> >> >
>> >> >Go on, wossit say?
>> >> >
>> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
>> >
>> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
>>
>> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
>>
>It was 11 across.
>Getting 1 down was harder.
>
I thought of you
Sam
> In article <88r21i$bnn$2...@barcode.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net
> .deletethisbit> writes
> >
> >> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
crossword?
> >It
> >> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> >> >> >
> >> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >Go on, wossit say?
> >> >> >
> >> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
> >> >
> >> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
> >>
> >> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
> >>
> >It was 11 across.
> >Getting 1 down was harder.
> >
> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss, once
> I thought of you
You couldn't tell the difference between
a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
Are you any good at anagrams ?
What's an anagram of monday
--
Samson
John Lynch
letethisbit> writes
>
>> >
>> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss, once
>> I thought of you
>
>You couldn't tell the difference between
>a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
>
>Are you any good at anagrams ?
>What's an anagram of monday
>
Sam
> In article <88r4p8$428$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net.de
> letethisbit> writes
> >
> >> >
> >> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss,
once
> >> I thought of you
> >
> >You couldn't tell the difference between
> >a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
> >
> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> >What's an anagram of monday
> >
> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
Stalling for time ?
John Lynch
.deletethisbit> writes
>
>John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:bw83hHAR...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
>> In article <88r4p8$428$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net.de
>> letethisbit> writes
>> >
>> >> >
>> >> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss,
>once
>> >> I thought of you
>> >
>> >You couldn't tell the difference between
>> >a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
>> >
>> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
>> >What's an anagram of monday
>> >
>> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
>
>Stalling for time ?
>
you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do better than that
Sam
> In article <88r6ak$gaa$1...@barcode.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net
> .deletethisbit> writes
> >
> >John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:bw83hHAR...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
> >> In article <88r4p8$428$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam
<Morris...@tesco.net.de
> >> letethisbit> writes
> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss,
> >once
> >> >> I thought of you
> >> >
> >> >You couldn't tell the difference between
> >> >a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
> >> >
> >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> >> >What's an anagram of monday
> >> >
> >> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
> >
> >Stalling for time ?
> >
> Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the 'o' -- and
> you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do better than that
Can anyone help him out ?
--
Samson
Thomas Rushton
Sam
Thomas Rushton <Thomas...@totalise.DONT.co.SPAM.uk> wrote in message
> > > >> >
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece
> of piss,
> > > >once
> > > >> >> I thought of you
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You couldn't tell the difference between
> > > >> >a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
> > > >> >
> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
> > > >> >
> > > >> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
> > > >
> > > >Stalling for time ?
> > > >
> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the 'o' --
> and
> > > you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do better than
> that
> >
> >
> > Can anyone help him out ?
> >
> >
> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
>
> He didn't say how many words...
>
One word.
That's cheating.
--
Samson
Thomas Rushton
> In article <88rafu$4nk$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam
<Morris...@tesco.net.de
> letethisbit> writes
> >> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> >> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
> >> > > >> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
> >> > > >Stalling for time ?
> >> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the
'o' --
> >> > > and you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do
better
> >> > > than that
> >> > Can anyone help him out ?
> >> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
> >> He didn't say how many words...
> >One word.
> >That's cheating.
about
> anagrams
Nah. We're just being deliberately obtuse.
--
Thomas Rushton
Leeds, UK
John Lynch
>> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
>> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
>> > > >> >
>> > > >> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
>> > > >
>> > > >Stalling for time ?
>> > > >
>> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the 'o' --
>> and
>> > > you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do better than
>> that
>> >
>> >
>> > Can anyone help him out ?
>> >
>> >
>> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
>>
>> He didn't say how many words...
>>
>One word.
>That's cheating.
>
That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
anagrams
David Wheeler
>In article <88r21i$bnn$2...@barcode.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net
>.deletethisbit> writes
>>
>>> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
crossword?
>>It
>>> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
>>> >> >
>>> >> >
>>> >> >Go on, wossit say?
>>> >> >
>>> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
>>> >
>>> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
>>>
>>> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
>>>
>>It was 11 across.
>>Getting 1 down was harder.
>>
>I thought of you
<muffled guffaw>
Sam
> In article <88rafu$4nk$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net.de
> letethisbit> writes
> >
>
> >> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> >> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
> >> > > >> >
> >> > > >> Shouldn't there be a question mark there?
> >> > > >
> >> > > >Stalling for time ?
> >> > > >
> >> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the 'o' --
> >> and
> >> > > you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do better than
> >> that
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > Can anyone help him out ?
> >> >
> >> >
> >> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
> >>
> >> He didn't say how many words...
> >>
> >One word.
> >That's cheating.
> >
> That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
> anagrams
That anagram site is very good.
I put in "John Lynch"
and it only had one suggestion "Lynch John"
Excellent advice for anyone.
I put in "A NECTAR SPOT, JON"
and the suggestions didn't stop coming.
--
Samson
Sam
David Wheeler <David....@screen.motorola.com> wrote in message
news:88rcc5$8b...@nntp.cig.mot.com...
> John Lynch wrote in message ...
> >.deletethisbit> writes
> >>
> >>> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
> crossword?
> >>It
> >>> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> >Go on, wossit say?
> >>> >> >
> >>> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
> >>> >
> >>> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
> >>>
> >>> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
> >>>
> >>It was 11 across.
> >>Getting 1 down was harder.
> >>
> >Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss, once
> >I thought of you
>
> <muffled guffaw>
>
--
Samson
John Lynch
<joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>>>>
>>>One word.
>>>That's cheating.
>>>
>>That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
>>anagrams
>
>He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
>
As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about cross
quads
Lane Gray, Czar Castic
"Sam" <Morris...@tesco.net.deletethisbit> wrote in message
news:88r4p8$428$1...@epos.tesco.net...> news:Ghtg1HAU$Qs4...@ldta.demon.co.uk...
> > In article <88r21i$bnn$2...@barcode.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net
> > .deletethisbit> writes
> > >
> > >> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
> crossword?
> > >It
> > >> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> >Go on, wossit say?
> > >> >> >
> > >> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
> > >> >
> > >> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
> > >>
> > >> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
> > >>
> > >It was 11 across.
> > >Getting 1 down was harder.
> > >
> > Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss, once
> > I thought of you
>
> a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
>
> What's an anagram of monday
No, What's is an anagram of "thaws"
HTH
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maker, steel picker, Dagorhirim, husband, soon-to-be-ex-procrastinator.
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Sam
> >>That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
> >>anagrams
> >
> >He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
> >
> As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about cross
> quads
Alright then smartarse.
Swindon Town
St John's Wood
Mackerel
Sunderland
--
Samson
Sam
Lane Gray, Czar Castic <e9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote in message
news:4kcs4.4079
> > > >
> > > >> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
> > crossword?
> > > >It
> > > >> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> >Go on, wossit say?
> > > >> >> >
> > > >> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
> > > >> >
> > > >> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
> > > >>
> > > >> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
> > > >>
> > > >It was 11 across.
> > > >Getting 1 down was harder.
> > > >
> > > Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss,
once
> > > I thought of you
> >
> > You couldn't tell the difference between
> > a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
> >
> > Are you any good at anagrams ?
> > What's an anagram of monday
>
> No,
dynamo
What's is an anagram of "thaws"
swath ?
--
Samson
Brian Skinner
> What's is an anagram of "thaws"
Is there an anagram of ether?
--
Brian
a plantigrade omnivore
> Do you fancy a game of poker?
>
Yes. Table stakes, pot limit, Omaha Hi-lo 8's or better, no ante, 50p and
1quid blinds, OK?
[I just resigned from my current RL game and am looking for another to
join...]
--
chocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolatechocolate
John Lynch
<joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>One word.
>>>>>That's cheating.
>>>>>
>>>>anagrams
>>>
>>>He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
>>>
>>As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about cross
>>quads
>
>
John Lynch
deletethisbit> writes
>>> In article <j6g2bsgsuilgihkmi...@4ax.com>, J. Prescott
>> <joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>>
>
>> >>That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
>> >>anagrams
>> >
>> >He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
>> >
>> As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about cross
>> quads
>
>
>Swindon Town
>St John's Wood
>Mackerel
>Sunderland
>
smell of fish? (Don't answer)
John Lynch
letethisbit> writes
>
>> >
>> > Are you any good at anagrams ?
>> > What's an anagram of monday
>>
>> No,
>
>dynamo
I knew that
Lane Gray, Czar Castic
"Brian Skinner" <br...@brisk.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:o1q2bs4c97sfn279g...@4ax.com...
> "Lane Gray, Czar Castic" <e9c6z...@mwis.net> wrote:
>
> > What's is an anagram of "thaws"
>
> Is there an anagram of ether?
By Jove, I guvax he's got it!
c o jones
> John Lynch wrote:
> > In article <88rafu$4nk$1...@epos.tesco.net>, Sam
> <Morris...@tesco.net.de
> > letethisbit> writes
> > >> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> > >> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
> > >> > > >Stalling for time ?
> > >> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and the
> 'o' --
> > >> > > and you've turned six letters into 15. You really must do
> better
> > >> > > than that
> > >> > Can anyone help him out ?
> > >> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
> > >> He didn't say how many words...
> > >That's cheating.
> about
> > anagrams
>
I don't like Mondays
coj
Carl .LHS. Williams
Sam <Morris...@deletethisbit.tesco.net> wrote:
>
>John Lynch <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>> In article <88r21i$bnn$2...@barcode.tesco.net>, Sam <Morris...@tesco.net
>> .deletethisbit> writes
>> >
>> >> >> >> Have you urs chaps seen 11 across in today's Sunday Times
>crossword?
>> >It
>> >> >> >> could be part of a hidden communication
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >You used to work in support too and ICM£5.
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >Go on, wossit say?
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> 'Building a woman possessed'. 4 letters
>> >> >
>> >> >You could ask Joanna but she'd never get it.
>> >>
>> >> Morning Sammy, sweetie. Is it ^^ in?
>> >>
>> >It was 11 across.
>> >Getting 1 down was harder.
>> >
>> Impossible. I still haven't got it. But 2 down was a piece of piss, once
>> I thought of you
>
>You couldn't tell the difference between
>a crossquad and an aardvark's arse.
I kno! An aardvark's arse is alliterative, innit?
>
>Are you any good at anagrams ?
>What's an anagram of monday
No it's not.
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John Lynch
<joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
>>>>>>>One word.
>>>>>>>That's cheating.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing about
>>>>>>anagrams
>>>>>
>>>>>He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
>>>>>
>>>>As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about cross
>>>>quads
>>>
>>>Do you fancy a game of poker?
>>>
>>Who else will be playing?
>
>Anyone else over whom eyes I can pull the wool easily
>
We'll need a big table, then
Guy King
from J.Prescott <joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> contains these words:
> >>Swindon Town
> >>St John's Wood
> >>Mackerel
> >>Sunderland
> >>
> >That mackerel is an obvious red herring.
> No it isn't. It's part of the clue. A very important part.
> The answer, btw, is Sunderland
Ain't it got summat to do with the subterranean railway?
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Sam
J.Prescott <joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> wrote in message
> >>
> >>> >>That's two words. I don't believe you understand the first thing
about
> >>> >>anagrams
> >>> >
> >>> >He knows a damned sight more than you do about Cross Quads
> >>> >
> >>> As you may recall, I know everything that needs to be known about
cross
> >>> quads
> >>
> >>Alright then smartarse.
> >>
> >>Swindon Town
> >>St John's Wood
> >>Mackerel
> >>Sunderland
> >>
> >That mackerel is an obvious red herring.
>
> No it isn't. It's part of the clue. A very important part.
>
> The answer, btw, is Sunderland
All crosquads have four answers.
The first answer is mackerel because that is a fish and the others are not.
Lynch getting that right admits him as an apprentice crossquader
The second answer is Sunderland for obvious reasons.
At this level you are a Mistress/Master.
The third answer makes you a Grand Master/Grand Mistress
I can say no more than that.
--
Samson
Thomas Rushton
> Thomas Rushton <Thomas...@totalise.DONT.co.SPAM.uk> wrote in
message
> news:38b13...@katana.legend.co.uk...
> > John Lynch wrote:
> > <Morris...@tesco.net.de
> > > letethisbit> writes
> > > >> > > >> >Are you any good at anagrams ?
> > > >> > > >> >What's an anagram of monday
> > > >> > > >Stalling for time ?
> > > >> > > Now, that's ridiculous. You've only matched the 'a' and
the
> > > >> > > 'o' -- and you've turned six letters into 15. You really
> > > >> > > must do better
> > > >> > > than that
> > > >> > Can anyone help him out ?
> > > >> www.wordsmith.org/anagram/index.html
> > > >> He didn't say how many words...
> > > >That's cheating.
> > > about anagrams
> >
>
> I don't like Mondays
Tell me why?
Shape Moc
> Is there an anagram of ether?
Yes.
Three innit.
cheers
Shape Moc
a plantigrade omnivore
>
> On Mon, 21 Feb 2000 16:36:58 +0000, a plantigrade omnivore
> <2000021...@mcc.ac.uk20000218> wrote:
>
> >"J.Prescott" wrote:
> >
> >> Do you fancy a game of poker?
> >>
> >
> >1quid blinds, OK?
> >[I just resigned from my current RL game and am looking for another to
> >join...]
>
Several reasons.
One was that despite having a rule saying you don't take cash off the table
unless you're leaving the session, they let somebody do it, and, further,
claimed not to see why I found it objectionable. Well, it wasn't actually
quite that simple, but that's the gist: they said the chips hadn't left the
table as he lent them to another player who wanted to re-buy after busting
out.
Another reason is that I lose. I'm an asset to any game, as the others can be
fairly sure of taking money off me. In truth, though, I can only really
afford limit with those blinds, or half pot with slightly smaller blinds.
A third reason is that I'm just generally suffering from February. As one
does.
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a plantigrade omnivore
>
> On Mon, 21 Feb 2000 17:50:51 +0000, John Lynch
> <jly...@ldta.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >In article <9gi2bsgif3sqjku3g...@4ax.com>, J. Prescott
> ><joannap...@cableinet.co.uk> writes
> >>Do you fancy a game of poker?
> >>
> >Who else will be playing?
>
> Anyone else over whom eyes I can pull the wool easily
oh, strip poker.
Wumpus
a plantigrade omnivore <2000021...@mcc.ac.uk20000218> wrote in message
news:38B295EA...@mcc.ac.uk20000218...
> > >>Do you fancy a game of poker?
> > >>
> > >Who else will be playing?
> >
> > Anyone else over whom eyes I can pull the wool easily
>
> oh, strip poker.
Cultured lot, bain't they?
Spit in the ocean, anybody?
My papa taught me to play poker with a slide rule.
Wumpus.
John Lynch
<Wum...@cherryjam.freeuk.com> writes
>
>> > >>Do you fancy a game of poker?
>> > >>
>> > >Who else will be playing?
>> >
>> > Anyone else over whom eyes I can pull the wool easily
>>
>> oh, strip poker.
>
>Cultured lot, bain't they?
>
>Spit in the ocean, anybody?
>My papa taught me to play poker with a slide rule.
>
Did the slide rule win?
--
John Lynch
'Nothing on this earth that I have seen is bleaker than a drizzly winter
afternoon in Catford' Paul Theroux
Wumpus
> >>
> >> oh, strip poker.
> >
> >Cultured lot, bain't they?
> >
> >Spit in the ocean, anybody?
> >My papa taught me to play poker with a slide rule.
> >
> Did the slide rule win?
> --
No. My father won because my maths isn't all that good.
Haven't you got any work to do? What you doing nattering garbage on usenet
at three in the afternoon? Why aren't you out there earning an honest crust?
Very suspicious from one who is so full of himself.. I suspect a fraud,
here.
Wumpus.
John Lynch
<Wum...@cherryjam.freeuk.com> writes
And wtf do you mean, 'full of himself'? A more retiring person than me
it would be hard to find
Wumpus
> >
> And I suspect a crabby (and extremely nosey) old bat
Oh, don't I wish,
>
Snigger.
Wumpus - flap-flap-flap...
Guy King
from Ron Clark <Ro...@vanb.freeserve.co.uk> contains these words:
> >> And I suspect a crabby (and extremely nosey) old bat
> >
> >Oh, don't I wish,
> >>
> The bat went in, first wicket down, and was out for a duck
Did someone bowl a maiden over?
Bob Goddard
>
>> >>
>> >> oh, strip poker.
>> >
>> >Cultured lot, bain't they?
>> >
>> >Spit in the ocean, anybody?
>> >My papa taught me to play poker with a slide rule.
>> >
>> Did the slide rule win?
>> --
>
>No. My father won because my maths isn't all that good.
>
>Haven't you got any work to do? What you doing nattering garbage on usenet
>at three in the afternoon? Why aren't you out there earning an honest crust?
>
>Very suspicious from one who is so full of himself.. I suspect a fraud,
>here.
>
>
Wumpus, stop annoying the animals in the next cage. And don't forget we
can still hear what you're saying, so you go and wipe out that rude word
up there.
(Bob
(still smoking an elephant)
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Wumpus
Ron Clark <Ro...@vanb.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
news:r506bssh0sha5eqk8...@4ax.com...
> "Wumpus" <Wumpus@cherryjam(nostones).freeuk.com> wrote to uk.rec.sheds
> to say this (or some of this) on Tue, 22 Feb 2000 19:35:47 GMT
>
> >> >
> >> And I suspect a crabby (and extremely nosey) old bat
> >
> >Oh, don't I wish,
> >>
>
> The bat went in, first wicket down, and was out for a duck
>
Now, now. Don't you be sarcastic. No ducks about that afternoon.
I leave that to Hick. Hick. Hick.
Quack-quack-quack.
W.
Wumpus
>
> Wumpus, stop annoying the animals in the next cage. And don't forget we
> can still hear what you're saying, so you go and wipe out that rude word
> up there.
>
Wheeeep? Sent to the corner to suck me thumb.
W.
Lindsay Endell
> On Tue, 22 Feb 2000 13:57:13 +0000, a plantigrade omnivore
> <2000021...@mcc.ac.uk20000218> wrote:
>
> >A third reason is that I'm just generally suffering from
> >February. As one does.
>
> and drugs, preferably both. Thank goodness it's fairly short.
This is obviously where I'm going wrong. More sleep and more drugs,
please.
Linz
a plantigrade omnivore
> (still smoking an elephant)
You related to that Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall then?
He likes to stick animals up his chimbley.
--
Ah, the smell of hot cat wee on vinyl flooring first thing in the morning.....
a plantigrade omnivore
>
> Brian Skinner wrote:
>
> > Is there an anagram of ether?
>
> Yes.
>
> Three innit.
There are three anagrams of ether, but luckily none of them end in 'gry'.
What is the third word in the English language? Choose your dictionary well
and it might be aardvark. Which would be nice. Look, folks, my Netscape just
remembered where scb is!
Jon Thompson
> Guy King wrote to uk.rec.sheds to say this (or some of this) on Tue,
> 22 Feb 2000 22:12:31 GMT
>
> >The message <r506bssh0sha5eqk8...@4ax.com>
> > from Ron Clark <Ro...@vanb.freeserve.co.uk> contains these words:
> >
> >
> >> >
> >> >Oh, don't I wish,
> >> >>
> >
> >> The bat went in, first wicket down, and was out for a duck
> >
>
> He tried to snick one down past fine leg but played on and the umpire
> stuck his finger up.
>
did anyone take a full toss in the crease at all?
--
Jon "Terwur@" Thompson
Hear music for FREE at http://www.mp3.com/counttofour
"Spike lives in his head. He actually LIVES in his head..."
Carl .LHS. Williams
a plantigrade omnivore <2000021...@mcc.ac.uk20000218> wrote:
>>
>> Brian Skinner wrote:
>>
>> > Is there an anagram of ether?
>>
>> Yes.
>>
>> Three innit.
>
>There are three anagrams of ether, but luckily none of them end in 'gry'.
>What is the third word in the English language?
Age. Unless you're doing overlaps in which case it's "an", or, if yer
allow the obsolete "glish" *and* overlaps then it's "a". I reckon.
(Oh, I spose you mite wanna count the the, innit, and the he in the...)
And "en" might be a word to a printer, n'all. And "la" to Mary Poppins.
Hmm, there are quite a few words in the English language, innit?
Lindsay Endell
"Carl .LHS. Williams" <ca...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:891j08$t...@yon-net.demon.co.uk...
> In article <38B3DE63...@mcc.ac.uk20000218>,
> a plantigrade omnivore <2000021...@mcc.ac.uk20000218> wrote:
> >
> >There are three anagrams of ether, but luckily none of them end in
'gry'.
> >What is the third word in the English language?
>
> Age. Unless you're doing overlaps in which case it's "an", or, if
yer
> allow the obsolete "glish" *and* overlaps then it's "a". I reckon.
> (Oh, I spose you mite wanna count the the, innit, and the he in
the...)
> And "en" might be a word to a printer, n'all. And "la" to Mary
Poppins.
> Hmm, there are quite a few words in the English language, innit?
I shall cherish this post and keep it ready for the next time lbooyd
'gry' comes up in alt.usage.english...
Linz
Bob Goddard
then mumbled...
>Bob Goddard wrote:
>
>> (still smoking an elephant)
>
>You related to that Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall then?
I sincerely hope not.
>He likes to stick animals up his chimbley.
I'd like to stick an elephant up his chimbley.
(Bob
(curing warts)
Lindsay Endell
"Bob Goddard" <new...@godwit.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:89ykkHAF...@godwit.demon.co.uk...
> a plantigrade omnivore rolled over, had a good scratch, belched
loudly,
> then mumbled...
> >Bob Goddard wrote:
> >
> >> (still smoking an elephant)
> >
> >You related to that Hugh Fearlessly-Eatsitall then?
>
> I sincerely hope not.
>
> >He likes to stick animals up his chimbley.
>
> I'd like to stick an elephant up his chimbley.
Ooo, no, Huge Fearlessly Eatsitall is wonderful! A sort of kitchen
variant of Adam Hart-Davies.
Linz