pancake valntines

[crn]

Pancakes on valentines day - Easter is early this year so Shrove
Tuesday falls on the same day as Valentines.

So pancakes instead of treating her to a slapup meal.

[Sam Plusnet]

Or take her to a dimly lit restaurant, where she can wear pancake makeup[1].

[1] Sometimes called "slap" - so that fits.

--
Sam Plusnet

[chrisnd @ukrm]

On 10/02/2024 21:51, crn wrote:
>Pancakes on valentines day - Easter is early this year so Shrove
>Tuesday falls on the same day as Valentines.

Erm... No they dont! Valentines day is 14th - thats Wednesday!

Chris

[Hymermut]

On 10/02/2024 21:51, crn wrote:

Valentine's Day is on Wednesday here.

Tone

[Nicholas D. Richards]

In article <uqa2eb$tfsr$1...@dont-email.me>, Hymermut <to...@email.com> on
Sun, 11 Feb 2024 at 09:02:03 awoke Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote

So it will be sackcloth and ashes then ;(
--
0sterc@tcher -

"Oů sont les neiges d'antan?"

[Sam Plusnet]

But when it's night time
In Italy
It's Wednesday over here.

--
Sam Plusnet

[Richard Robinson]

Gosh. I never knew.

--
Richard Robinson
"The whole plan hinged upon the natural curiosity of potatoes" - S. Lem

My email address is at http://qualmograph.org.uk/contact.html

[Brian Gaff]

You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
Brian

--

--:
This newsgroup posting comes to you directly from...
The Sofa of Brian Gaff...
bri...@blueyonder.co.uk
Blind user, so no pictures please
Note this Signature is meaningless.!
"Richard Robinson" <ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote in message
news:uqbuic$17316$2...@dont-email.me...

[Abandoned Trolley]

On 12/02/2024 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
> Brian
>

Probably find one at the Shrift shop.

While you are down there, see if you can get me a shrift which is NOT
short.

[Peter]

Abandoned Trolley <fr...@fred-smith.co.uk> wrote in news:uqd2fs$1g35e$1@dont-
email.me:

Do it yourself. Get shriven.

--
Peter
-----

[Richard Robinson]

One that goes down to your rankles ?

[Nicholas D. Richards]

In article <XnsB116830D66...@135.181.20.170>, Peter
<mys...@prune.org.uk> on Mon, 12 Feb 2024 at 12:52:50 awoke Nicholas

from his slumbers and wrote

Shrift over let me sit down.

[Richard Robinson]

Nicholas D. Richards said:
> In article <XnsB116830D66...@135.181.20.170>, Peter

>>Abandoned Trolley <fr...@fred-smith.co.uk> wrote in news:uqd2fs$1g35e$1@dont-

>>> On 12/02/2024 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
>>>> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
>>>> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
>>>

>>> Probably find one at the Shrift shop.
>>>
>>> While you are down there, see if you can get me a shrift which is NOT
>>> short.
>>
>>Do it yourself. Get shriven.
>
> Shrift over let me sit down.

'shright. Who'sh got me teeth ?

[Nicholas D. Richards]

In article <uqdhv4$1ka3v$1...@dont-email.me>, Richard Robinson
<ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> on Mon, 12 Feb 2024 at 16:45:24 awoke

Nicholas from his slumbers and wrote

>Nicholas D. Richards said:
>> In article <XnsB116830D66...@135.181.20.170>, Peter
>>>Abandoned Trolley <fr...@fred-smith.co.uk> wrote in news:uqd2fs$1g35e$1@dont-
>>>> On 12/02/2024 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
>>>>> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
>>>>> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
>>>>
>>>> Probably find one at the Shrift shop.
>>>>
>>>> While you are down there, see if you can get me a shrift which is NOT
>>>> short.
>>>
>>>Do it yourself. Get shriven.
>>
>> Shrift over let me sit down.
>
>'shright. Who'sh got me teeth ?
>

Dunno. I shrifted them shright as they were not shright for me.

Which reminds me of what was probably an urban myff.

My mother told me of a probationer nurse (not my mother, she said). The
probationer was on her first night shift on a geriatric ward and was
told, by the staff nurse, to collect all the false teeth and clean them.
She took a large bucket round to each bed and collected all the pairs of
false teeth. Of course they were collected unlabelled!

It took the probationer until the middle of the following day to match
the sets of teeth and then match them to their owners.

[Sam Plusnet]

On 12-Feb-24 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?

Shrove is when you get shriven (he confessed).

--
Sam Plusnet

[Richard Robinson]

Nothing to do with Shrove Ha'penny, then ?

[Peter]

Richard Robinson <ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote in news:uqdps2$1lo3o$1
@dont-email.me:

> Sam Plusnet said:
>> On 12-Feb-24 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
>>> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
>>> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
>>
>> Shrove is when you get shriven (he confessed).
>
> Nothing to do with Shrove Ha'penny, then ?
>

IRTA Ship Ha'penny. Used to collect those for charity when I was a boy
sprout. I have no idea why we collected the ha'pennies with ships on the
back - perhaps it was considered more of a challenge to sort those
particular coins out of a bucket-load of ha'pennies.

--
Peter
-----

[nev young]

On 12/02/2024 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.

Why? I unforget a recent Mardi Gras event held on a Saturday.

--
Nev
It causes me a great deal of regret and remorse
that so many people are unable to understand what I write.

[Julian Macassey]

On Mon, 12 Feb 2024 12:00:59 -0000, Brian Gaff <brian...@gmail.com> wrote:
> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?

It is a shrive or confession. Confess your sins.

"Forgive me father for I have sinned and had a wonderful
time."

--
The NHS will last as long as there are folk left with faith to
fight for it. - Aneurin Bevan

[Julian Macassey]

On Mon, 12 Feb 2024 19:00:18 -0000 (UTC), Richard Robinson
<ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote:
> Nothing to do with Shrove Ha'penny, then ?

There is Maundy money, King Brian will be doling it out
this year:

https://britanniacoincompany.com/blog/royal-maundy-coins-guide/
King Charles III First Maundy Coins

On 6 April 2023, King Charles will issue Maundy Money as King for
the first time. The ceremony will take place at York Minster.

In a statement, Buckingham Palace said:

'During the service, His Majesty will present 74 men and 74
women (signifying the age of the monarch) with the Maundy Money
to thank them for their outstanding Christian service and for
making a difference to the lives of people in their local
communities. Recipients are selected from Church of England
dioceses across the country, and Anglican and Ecumenical partners
across the UK.

‘The King will present each recipient with two purses: one
red and one white. The white purse will contain a set of
specially minted silver Maundy coins equivalent in value to the
age of the monarch. The red purse will contain two commemorative
coins, symbolising the Sovereign's historic gift of food and
clothing. This year, one will celebrate His Majesty’s forthcoming
75th birthday and the other will commemorate the 75th anniversary
of the Windrush Generation.'

King Charles already has experience with the Maundy Thursday
ceremony as he deputised for his mother, Queen Elizabeth II, in
2022. It was the first time since 1970 that the Queen had missed
the service. Covid-19 restrictions precluded holding Royal Maundy
ceremonies in the previous two years so the last time that Her
Majesty personally distributed Maundy Money was in 2019 at St
George's Chapel, Windsor Castle. Over her long reign, the late
Queen gave out coins at every Anglican cathedral in England.

[chrisnd @ukrm]

Was there any other sort? - or was it just an easy means of separating
English coinage from (eg) Francs?
I suspect it had more to do with honing observation skills!

Chris

--
The Deuchars BBB#40 COFF#14
Yamaha XV750SE & Suzuki GS550t
http://www.Deuchars.org.uk

[Peter]

"chrisnd @ukrm" <chr...@privacy.net> wrote in
news:l31fa9...@mid.individual.net:

> On 12/02/2024 21:02, Peter wrote:
>> Richard Robinson <ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote in
>> news:uqdps2$1lo3o$1 @dont-email.me:
>>
>>> Sam Plusnet said:
>>>> On 12-Feb-24 12:00, Brian Gaff wrote:
>>>>> You cannot have shrove Tuesday on a Wednesday, that is just silly.
>>>>> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
>>>>
>>>> Shrove is when you get shriven (he confessed).
>>>
>>> Nothing to do with Shrove Ha'penny, then ?
>>>
>>
>> IRTA Ship Ha'penny. Used to collect those for charity when I was a
>> boy sprout. I have no idea why we collected the ha'pennies with ships
>> on the back - perhaps it was considered more of a challenge to sort
>> those particular coins out of a bucket-load of ha'pennies.
>
> Was there any other sort? - or was it just an easy means of separating
> English coinage from (eg) Francs?

Yes. Having just gurgled it I see that most of the coins had Brittania on
the back.

> I suspect it had more to do with honing observation skills!

You could be right. We nippers were not told that of course, and I never
questoned it until now.

--
Peter
-----

[Richard Robinson]

Full resurrection's not looking good, then.

[Sam Plusnet]

On 13-Feb-24 12:24, Julian Macassey wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Feb 2024 19:00:18 -0000 (UTC), Richard Robinson
> <ric...@qualmograph.org.uk> wrote:
>> Nothing to do with Shrove Ha'penny, then ?
>
> There is Maundy money, King Brian will be doling it out
> this year:
>
> https://britanniacoincompany.com/blog/royal-maundy-coins-guide/
> King Charles III First Maundy Coins
>
> On 6 April 2023, King Charles will issue Maundy Money as King for
> the first time. The ceremony will take place at York Minster.
>
> In a statement, Buckingham Palace said:
>
> 'During the service, His Majesty will present 74 men and 74
> women (signifying the age of the monarch) with the Maundy Money
> to thank them for their outstanding Christian service and for
> making a difference to the lives of people in their local
> communities. Recipients are selected from Church of England
> dioceses across the country, and Anglican and Ecumenical partners
> across the UK.

In context that phrase "their outstanding Christian service" is possibly
misleading.

"Terrific sermon Rev. That was outstanding!"

--
Sam Plusnet

[Sam Plusnet]

On 13-Feb-24 12:00, Julian Macassey wrote:
> On Mon, 12 Feb 2024 12:00:59 -0000, Brian Gaff <brian...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> What is a Shrove and where can I get one?
>
> It is a shrive or confession. Confess your sins.
>
> "Forgive me father for I have sinned and had a wonderful
> time."
>

Why do the CofE 'celebrate' Shrove Tuesday, when they don't do (in the
obvious sense) confession?

--
Sam Plusnet

[Richard Robinson]

Because pancakes ?

[Nicholas D. Richards]

In article <5uPyN.323527$7sbb....@fx16.iad>, Sam Plusnet
<n...@home.com> on Tue, 13 Feb 2024 at 19:33:19 awoke Nicholas from his
slumbers and wrote

Said at Matins and Evensong:

ALMIGHTY and most merciful Father;
We have erred, and strayed from Thy ways like lost sheep.
We have followed too much the devices and desires of our own hearts.
We have offended against Thy holy laws.
We have left undone those things which we ought to have done;
And we have done those things which we ought not to have done;
And there is no health in us.
But Thou, O Lord, have mercy upon us, miserable offenders.
Spare thou them, O God, which confess their faults.
Restore thou them that are penitent; According to Thy promises
declared unto mankind in Christ Jesus our Lord.
And grant, O most merciful Father, for His sake; That we may
hereafter live a godly, righteous, and sober life, To the glory of Thy
Holy Name. Amen

and at Holy Communion:

ALMIGHTY God, Father of our Lord Jesus Christ,

Maker of all things, judge of all men;
We acknowledge and bewail our manifold sins and wickedness,
Which we, from time to time, most grievously have committed,
By thought, word, and deed,
Against thy Divine Majesty,
Provoking most justly Thy wrath and indignation against us.
We do earnestly repent,
And are heartily sorry for these our misdoings;
The remembrance of them is grievous unto us;
The burden of them is intolerable.
Have mercy upon us,
Have mercy upon us, most merciful Father;
For Thy Son our Lord Jesus Christ's sake,
Forgive us all that is past;
And grant that we may ever hereafter
Serve and please Thee in newness of life,
To the honour and glory of Thy Name;
Through Jesus Christ our Lord.

Amen.

These are followed by an absolution, pronounced by the priest.

I do not believe in any of this, but it was drummed into me when I was
an anklebiter.