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CLIVE NEWELL

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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As we are supposed to have a nice weekend, can anyone tell me where I can go
skinny dipping/sunbathing in the midlands. Lakes, Rivers etc..

br...@innes81.freeserve.co.uk

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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simple!!!

get out a road map, and those blue funny shaped things are usually
lakes / rivers!!!!

Sorry i can't be of more help, but i don't know anywhere in the
midlands (As i'm a wild scotsman)

Brian.

Michael Berridge

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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CLIVE NEWELL wrote in message <8n0mdl$ri2$1...@gxsn.com>...

>As we are supposed to have a nice weekend, can anyone tell me where I
can go
>skinny dipping/sunbathing in the midlands. Lakes, Rivers etc..

I presume any quiet spot will suffice, but be warned there have been a
number of deaths due to people swimming in the rivers, the last one last
Sunday. The water is very cold and people often get cramp, then lungsful
of water, then a body bag.

Mike
8-)#

Kev

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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Plausible but don't I recall seeing a "Horizon" (when it was a decent
program), and an OW program that says its the cold shock that can kill
you - that most people didn't actually get time to drown properly but
died from the heart attack they had at the same time ?

Kev

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V4_Chaz

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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> >CLIVE NEWELL wrote in message <8n0mdl$ri2$1...@gxsn.com>...
> >>As we are supposed to have a nice weekend, can anyone tell me where I
> >can go
> >>skinny dipping/sunbathing in the midlands. Lakes, Rivers etc..
> >
> >I presume any quiet spot will suffice, but be warned there have been a
> >number of deaths due to people swimming in the rivers, the last one last
> >Sunday. The water is very cold and people often get cramp, then lungsful
> >of water, then a body bag.

The death was by a love struck male who was told by his partner of 2 weeks
"If he crossed the River Trent, she would marry him". The Trent is a killer
and it isnt the cold but the tides and currents within that lead to death.
There have been others recently, Midnight swim in a reservoir in
Staffordshire = Death.

You may get more appropriate suggestions if you state your location within
the midlands, after all Newark is a long way from Welshpool and both are
"The Midlands".

Chas


Marc@Home

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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V4_Chaz <No....@SPAM.NET> wrote:

> ewark is a long way from Welshpool and both are
> "The Midlands".

*&!@*! Splutter!!!!! SINCE WHEN HAS Welshpool been in the MIDLANDS?
Did you go to the same geography classes as Andy?

Marc

Gordon Harris

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Aug 11, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/11/00
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In article <399657f6...@news.net.ntl.com>, Kev
<kev...@net.ntl.com.nospam> writes

>
>Plausible but don't I recall seeing a "Horizon" (when it was a decent
>program), and an OW program that says its the cold shock that can kill
>you - that most people didn't actually get time to drown properly but
>died from the heart attack they had at the same time ?
>
Well that's a relief! I'd hate to drown. :-)
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Gordon

TerryD

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Marc@Home <ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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LOL. An easy mistake to make though, you'll hear more Brummie in
Welshpool in August than Welsh that's for sure. Incidentally we live
about 5 miles from Welshpool as the crow flies but because we are the
English side of the border are regarded as being in the Midlands.
Certainly got far more affinity with Wales than Wolverhampton.


Stuart Grant

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Aug 12, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/12/00
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Kris wrote:
> Having said that my Finnish friends think nothing of
> going from a sauna and jumping into a hole cut in the sea ice.
>
I've just read "The Perfect Storm" and in it are detailed body
functions whereby cold reduces oxygen requirements allowing people to
be resuscitated up to 45 minutes in water under ice.
Cold shock obviously takes different people in different ways, probably
dependent on how good their blood circulation is, but the heat absorbed
by the skin in a sauna is bound to offset any cold shock considerably.
Stuart Grant


Stephen Doerr

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Aug 12, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/12/00
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TerryD wrote in message ...

>Incidentally we live
>about 5 miles from Welshpool as the crow flies but because we are the
>English side of the border are regarded as being in the Midlands.


It depends what definition you use. The OED defines the Midland counties of
England as 'the counties south of the Humber and Mersey and north of the
Thames, with the exception of Norfolk, Suffolk, Essex, Middlesex,
Hertfordshire, Gloucestershire, and the counties bordering on Wales'. This
would exclude Shropshire (bordering on Wales). Nevertheless, the
Encyclopaedia Britannica includes Shropshire in its list of counties in the
west Midlands.

Going with the OED, you could say you live in 'the Marches'.

[What was that you were saying about me picking everyone up on things,
Terry?]

Steve

TerryD

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Stephen Doerr <sdo...@bornnaked.com> wrote in message
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> Going with the OED, you could say you live in 'the Marches'.

Call it what you want Steve, it's still the back of beyond.

> [What was that you were saying about me picking everyone up on things,
> Terry?]

Not that I expected you to take any notice whatsoever!!! <g> Shall we
call it "attention to detail" then?


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pmailkeey

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Aug 16, 2000, 3:00:00 AM8/16/00
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On Fri, 11 Aug 2000 23:26:31 +0100, ho...@jaceeprint.demon.co.uk
(Marc@Home) wrote:

:)V4_Chaz <No....@SPAM.NET> wrote:
:)
:)> ewark is a long way from Welshpool and both are
:)> "The Midlands".
:)
:)*&!@*! Splutter!!!!! SINCE WHEN HAS Welshpool been in the MIDLANDS?
:)Did you go to the same geography classes as Andy?

Yes, but they still haven't worked out why they were never in the same
room at the same time.

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