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Nige

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Dec 31, 2009, 6:52:15 AM12/31/09
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Asteriod that might hit earth....

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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:02:10 AM12/31/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Nige" <de...@btinternet.com>
saying something like:

>http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>
>Asteriod that might hit earth....

Is this Groundhog Day?
Two years ago there was one that passed within 30K of the Earth.
A miss is as good as a shag round the back of the clubhouse.

The Older Gentleman

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:07:58 AM12/31/09
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Grimly Curmudgeon <grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> wrote:

Isn't that the one that nobody spotted until it had been and gone? IMHO,
is astronomical terms, a one in 45k chance of being blown to hell and
breakfast is not nice.

Paging Blaney.


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Tosspot

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Dec 31, 2009, 7:37:23 AM12/31/09
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Nige wrote:
> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>
> Asteriod that might hit earth....

What again!

Buzby

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Dec 31, 2009, 8:08:58 AM12/31/09
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Nige wrote:

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>
> Asteriod that might hit earth....

Where's Bruce Willis when you need him . . . . .

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Grimly Curmudgeon

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Dec 31, 2009, 9:19:21 AM12/31/09
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk (The
Older Gentleman) saying something like:

>> Two years ago there was one that passed within 30K of the Earth.
>> A miss is as good as a shag round the back of the clubhouse.
>
>Isn't that the one that nobody spotted until it had been and gone?

Iirc, that's it.
Whoosh, and wtf was that!

darsy

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Dec 31, 2009, 9:55:06 AM12/31/09
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On 31 Dec 2009 13:08:58 GMT, "Buzby" <g...@pumpupthe.net> wrote:

>Nige wrote:
>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>>
>> Asteriod that might hit earth....
>
>Where's Bruce Willis when you need him . . . . .

YM Col. Jack O'Neill for this one...
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Beav

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:16:23 AM12/31/09
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"Nige" <de...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
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> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>
> Asteriod that might hit earth....

I'll bet you a hundred grand it misses.

Piano's or pounds, I don't mind.

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ian field

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Dec 31, 2009, 10:43:46 AM12/31/09
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"Beav" <beavis....@ntlwoxorld.com> wrote in message
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>
> "Nige" <de...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:7q3hjf...@mid.individual.net...
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8435829.stm
>>
>> Asteriod that might hit earth....
>
> I'll bet you a hundred grand it misses.

It'll get sucked into the black hole created by the hadron collider.


Tosspot

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Dec 31, 2009, 11:20:36 AM12/31/09
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Not at the moment, they didn't pay the leccy bill and it's been turned off.

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Dr Ivan D. Reid

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Dec 31, 2009, 3:38:18 PM12/31/09
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On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:20:36 +0000, Tosspot <Frank...@esa.int>
wrote in <bKKdnWcaJMTIUqHW...@giganews.com>:

Had to give some of the experts-on-call a month off is all. We're
going to run far more than planned over winter to try to claw back some of
the delay. Expect new collisions mid- to late-February (there's a certain
amount of maintenance needs to be done, too). 50/50 for Higgs by December.
50/50 that it's us and not Atlas...

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Tosspot

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Jan 1, 2010, 7:30:15 AM1/1/10
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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:
> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:20:36 +0000, Tosspot <Frank...@esa.int>
> wrote in <bKKdnWcaJMTIUqHW...@giganews.com>:

<snip>

>> Not at the moment, they didn't pay the leccy bill and it's been turned off.
>
> Had to give some of the experts-on-call a month off is all. We're
> going to run far more than planned over winter to try to claw back some of
> the delay. Expect new collisions mid- to late-February (there's a certain
> amount of maintenance needs to be done, too). 50/50 for Higgs by December.
> 50/50 that it's us and not Atlas...

No rivalry there then!

I saw Brian Cox at the RI before Xmas, and he was saying we will find
the Higgs Boson in 2010. I don't think he has a good track record on
these things though :(

Dr Ivan D. Reid

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Jan 1, 2010, 7:49:53 AM1/1/10
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On Fri, 01 Jan 2010 12:30:15 +0000, Tosspot <Frank...@esa.int>
wrote in <TsOdnUr3Xd9Kd6DW...@giganews.com>:

> Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:
>> On Thu, 31 Dec 2009 16:20:36 +0000, Tosspot <Frank...@esa.int>
>> wrote in <bKKdnWcaJMTIUqHW...@giganews.com>:

><snip>

>>> Not at the moment, they didn't pay the leccy bill and it's been turned off.

>> Had to give some of the experts-on-call a month off is all. We're
>> going to run far more than planned over winter to try to claw back some of
>> the delay. Expect new collisions mid- to late-February (there's a certain
>> amount of maintenance needs to be done, too). 50/50 for Higgs by December.
>> 50/50 that it's us and not Atlas...

> No rivalry there then!

Oh, no, not at all[1].



> I saw Brian Cox at the RI before Xmas, and he was saying we will find
> the Higgs Boson in 2010. I don't think he has a good track record on
> these things though :(

I've not met the guy in person yet, tho' I hear that talk was
pretty good. Someone mentioned once seeing him at the CERN restaurant
(a massively overcrowded place) and nearly not recognising him, because
he wasn't surrounded by a TV crew...

[1] The rivalry is by design. Two teams with slightly different technology,
slightly different approaches. Both should be successful, but if one screws
up the other one gets it. The chances of _both_ screwing up are much less.
The chances of *LHC* screwing up, we already know...

Beav

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:16:44 AM1/1/10
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"ian field" <gangprob...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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If they ever get the thing working, then possibly. But.....

Beav

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:17:58 AM1/1/10
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"Tosspot" <Frank...@esa.int> wrote in message
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He's a shit actor too.

Beav

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:18:51 AM1/1/10
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"Ben" <b...@bensalesDOTME.uk> wrote in message
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> I wouldn't mind finding out the future.

Paradoxically, neither would we.

Beav

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Jan 1, 2010, 9:20:16 AM1/1/10
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"Cab" <my_email_addre...@privacy.net> wrote in message
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> Beav wrote:
>
>> > Asteriod that might hit earth....
>>
>> I'll bet you a hundred grand it misses.
>>
>> Piano's or pounds, I don't mind.
>
> Nice bet.

When you ain't got nothing, you got nothing to lose. (Dylan)

sweller

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Jan 2, 2010, 1:51:35 AM1/2/10
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Beav wrote:

> > I saw Brian Cox at the RI before Xmas, and he was saying we will find
> > the Higgs Boson in 2010. I don't think he has a good track record
> > on these things though :(
>
> He's a shit actor too.

I quite liked The Escapist.

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Simon

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Beav

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Jan 3, 2010, 4:34:01 PM1/3/10
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"sweller" <swe...@mztech.fsnet.co.uk> wrote in message
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I was just being a cunt. I quite liked him in that film too, although the
film iteslf was a but... bleurgh.

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