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Monkey

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Oct 7, 2008, 11:47:47 AM10/7/08
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That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.

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Singh@indiatown.net Rajabin

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:03:24 PM10/7/08
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"Monkey" <mon...@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.remove.uk> wrote in message
news:laadnRYoT90-GXbV...@brightview.com...

> That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.

Did U leave them in one of their freezers??

Nige

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:16:07 PM10/7/08
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Watch out, that fat slapper will nick it, she's skint you know.

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Gyp

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Oct 7, 2008, 12:17:11 PM10/7/08
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In message <laadnRYoT90-GXbV...@brightview.com>, Monkey
<mon...@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.remove.uk> writes

>That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.
>
You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely
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Monkey

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Oct 7, 2008, 1:23:08 PM10/7/08
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Gyp wrote:
> In message <laadnRYoT90-GXbV...@brightview.com>, Monkey
> <mon...@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.remove.uk> writes
>> That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.
>>
> You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely

That's why mum's gone to hell...

Wicked Uncle Nigel

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:33:05 PM10/7/08
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
<G...@gyponline.co.uk> typed

>In message <laadnRYoT90-GXbV...@brightview.com>, Monkey
><mon...@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.remove.uk> writes
>>That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.
>>
>You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely

OK, you clearly know.

<Ace mode>

Who the fuck is she, and what has she ever done that was noteworthy>

</Am>

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My position was (and, to be honest, largely remains) one of complete ambiguity.

Gyp

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:42:58 PM10/7/08
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In message <FaZwy$+Be86...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> writes

>>You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely
>
>OK, you clearly know.
>
><Ace mode>
>
>Who the fuck is she, and what has she ever done that was noteworthy>
>
></Am>
>

Atomic Kitten!

Lozzo

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Oct 7, 2008, 4:54:56 PM10/7/08
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Gyp wrote:

> In message <FaZwy$+Be86...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> writes
>
> > > You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely
> >
> > OK, you clearly know.
> >
> > <Ace mode>
> >
> > Who the fuck is she, and what has she ever done that was noteworthy>
> >
> > </Am>
> >
> Atomic Kitten!

She was the one who carried the tits for the other two.

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Wicked Uncle Nigel

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Oct 7, 2008, 5:00:15 PM10/7/08
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Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Lozzo
<lo...@lozzo.org.uk> typed

>Gyp wrote:
>
>> In message <FaZwy$+Be86...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
>> <w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> writes
>>
>> > > You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely
>> >
>> > OK, you clearly know.
>> >
>> > <Ace mode>
>> >
>> > Who the fuck is she, and what has she ever done that was noteworthy>
>> >
>> > </Am>
>> >
>> Atomic Kitten!
>
>She was the one who carried the tits for the other two.

Oh, right.

Thanks, I am obliged.

<thinks>

So why didn't she sing in a Scouse accent?

#You can maichhh me 'ole again, arrrright ower kid?

Bear

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Oct 7, 2008, 5:00:27 PM10/7/08
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In article <FaZwy$+Be86...@rcav8r.demon.co.uk>, Wicked Uncle Nigel
says...

> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Gyp
> <G...@gyponline.co.uk> typed
> >In message <laadnRYoT90-GXbV...@brightview.com>, Monkey
> ><mon...@surfREMOVEbum.freeserve.remove.uk> writes
> >>That's my savings locked in fucking Iceland then.
> >>
> >You'll have to ask Kerry Katona very nicely
>
> OK, you clearly know.
>
> <Ace mode>
>
> Who the fuck is she, and what has she ever done that was noteworthy>
>
> </Am>

It is apparently no longer necessary to have done anything noteworthy in
order to be "famous". Or indeed attractive, if KK is anything to go by.

I would despair, but according to L, who is considerably younger than I,
certain sections of the youth of today are similarly pissed off about
it. Someone called Jade Goody seems to score similarly high on the
irritation scale.

PS: Top Tip: at *no* point in *any* discussion of that nature should you
say "who?". Just nod sagely, note the name, and look it up on google
later. I made the mistake of giving the "who?" answer when La Katona's
name was mentioned recently, and was then subject to a half hour
dissertation entitled "fame, and why some saddos don't deserve it", with
reference to "elder statespersons of music who are worthy". It was
entertaining though, that much I will admit to.

PPS: Don't *for fuck's sake* say "we used to have that sort of person in
my day - take George Hamilton for example" ... you will not emerge with
your pride intact, that's all I'm saying.
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The Older Gentleman

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Oct 7, 2008, 5:21:10 PM10/7/08
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Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:

> take George Hamilton for example

Who?


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Bear

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Oct 7, 2008, 5:32:39 PM10/7/08
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In article <1iogoqx.1yqthfslh5n6tN%totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk>, The
Older Gentleman says...

> Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > take George Hamilton for example
>
> Who?

Don't *you* fucking start!

The Older Gentleman

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Oct 7, 2008, 5:37:50 PM10/7/08
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Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:

> In article <1iogoqx.1yqthfslh5n6tN%totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk>, The
> Older Gentleman says...
> > Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> > > take George Hamilton for example
> >
> > Who?
>
> Don't *you* fucking start!

<VVBG>

ogden

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Oct 7, 2008, 6:55:35 PM10/7/08
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The Older Gentleman wrote:
> Bear <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> > take George Hamilton for example
>
> Who?

Heh. We have a perma-tanned sales guy at work who I occasionally refer
to in comparison with George Hamilton. Nobody seems to get the
reference. Then I realise that I work with few people under 40.

I'm not sure this reflects well on me in any way whatsoever.

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Bear

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Oct 7, 2008, 7:39:24 PM10/7/08
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In article <MPG.2355f9333...@reader.motzarella.org>, ogden
says...

Going on recent experience, you'd be right.

Grimly Curmudgeon

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Oct 7, 2008, 11:50:18 PM10/7/08
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We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember Wicked Uncle Nigel
<w...@wicked-uncle-nigel.me.uk> saying something like:

>So why didn't she sing in a Scouse accent?
>
>#You can maichhh me 'ole again,

Eww...
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How much more suspenseful can you get?"
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