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Nov 20, 2009, 9:28:16 PM11/20/09
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Krusty <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>

Clumsy cunt.

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Higgins

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Nov 21, 2009, 2:51:47 AM11/21/09
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Krusty wrote:
> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>
>
Pah, even my SV took a deer.

Much damage?

Champ

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Nov 21, 2009, 3:41:26 AM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 01:30:11 +0000 (UTC), "Krusty"
<dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

>If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
>I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
><wanders off to wash under-crackers>

Crikey.

I hit a deer when I was in the car on Monday night. It was either a
young'un on a muntjack(sp?). I thought I was going to 'properly' hit
it, but in the end just caught it with the wing, and it broke the
indicator lens and popped the whole unit out. No other marks on the
car at all! Hope the deer survived ok.
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The Older Gentleman

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:01:43 AM11/21/09
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Krusty <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>

I wonder who'd win between a deer and a Triumph Stag.

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Pete Fisher

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:11:31 AM11/21/09
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In communiqu� <1j9iwhx.10tvus71stg7ggN%totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk>,
The Older Gentleman <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> cast forth these
pearls of wisdom

>Krusty <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:
>
>> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
>> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>>
>> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>
>
>I wonder who'd win between a deer and a Triumph Stag.
>
>
>

My money's on a John Deere.

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Scraggy

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Nov 21, 2009, 4:42:45 AM11/21/09
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Krusty wrote:
> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>

Mmm, haunch of venison.
Anyway, think yourself lucky, you could have been in scandinavia. Going
north.
Through moose & reindeer country.
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TMack

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Nov 21, 2009, 8:35:57 AM11/21/09
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Krusty wrote:
> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>

If you hit one hard enough, it will explode
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOkYu04R_kQ

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Higgins

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Nov 21, 2009, 10:58:39 AM11/21/09
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TMack wrote:
> Krusty wrote:
>> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
>> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>>
>> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>
>
> If you hit one hard enough, it will explode
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOkYu04R_kQ
>
I'm fairly sure I've posted these before but WGAF.

This is how one's bike looks after Bambi explodes.

http://www.maserver.org/deery_me/blood.jpg

And this is where Bambi got a hair cut

http://www.maserver.org/deery_me/furry_rim.jpg

Look closely and there's grass here, yet the bike didn't leave the road [1]

http://www.maserver.org/deery_me/grass.jpg

[1]Maybe not, because the picture's shite, but it's there.

Ace

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Nov 21, 2009, 11:02:53 AM11/21/09
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On Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:58:39 +0100, Higgins
<the.best.na...@gmail.com> wrote:

>Look closely and there's grass here, yet the bike didn't leave the road [1]
>
>http://www.maserver.org/deery_me/grass.jpg
>
>[1]Maybe not, because the picture's shite, but it's there.

Green-ish mush, from the deer's stomach? Nice.

vulgarandmischevious

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Nov 22, 2009, 11:25:21 AM11/22/09
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"Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote:

>If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
>I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.

I killed three deer in one go, on my first day of HGV lessons.

Fraser Johnston

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Dec 9, 2009, 12:38:26 AM12/9/09
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"Krusty" <dontw...@nowhere.invalid> wrote in message
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> If you've ever wondered who'd win a fight between a Tiger & a deer,
> I've just found out. Thankfully it was the Tiger.
>
> <wanders off to wash under-crackers>


How was the deer? I had to club an emu to death the other day that I hit but
didn't kill. Messy.

Fraser


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