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The Clockwork Orange

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Apr 16, 2001, 9:00:04 AM4/16/01
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Hi Wavoka.
Your post is beneath me.

Hi Wavoka.
I have never heard of the Mafia? The bloods? The Krips? The Folk Nation?
WHO ARE THEY?
Do they post in uk.rec.motorcycles?
I need to know these things about usenet because I am a newbie. Please help
me & provide me with the info I need so I may become a cyber guru like the
people who post in uk.rec.motorcycles.
Thankyou for your help.
I look forward to the future & your future reply

Regards

The Clockwork Orange
"wavoka is a moron" <princess...@cotse.com> wrote in message
news:987425191.3...@webmail.cotse.com...
> On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 12:02:53 GMT, "wavoka" <wav...@mydeja.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >krasus wrote in message <9bdja9$29l$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>...
> >>
> >><d'geezer@d'geezer.net> wrote in message
> >>news:3ada0a31...@news.saw.net...
> >>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2001 18:59:57 +0100, "krasus" <kra...@no-spam.com>
wrote:
> >>
> >>
> >>D'geezer - i cant help the fact that you are as thick as shit but lets
TRY
> >>and educate you.
> >>
> >>1) You ask for proof gun laws have worked.
> >>answer - I dont know of anyone who has shot someone illegally so they
must
> >>be working.
> >>
> >Show me someone who has done murder leagally.
> Your government murders all the time, and it calls it "legal". For
example,
> your inept spies just murdered a Chinese pilot. Your so-called president
was
> in charge of many murders in his former role as a state governer when he
put to
> death many people. They call that "execution". A good number of the
people
> that he murdered were later proven to be innocent of any crime.
> >
> >>It is almost impossible to show that preventative laws work. People
don't
> >>go around and say - oh I was going to shoot him, but the law made me
think
> >>twice and decide not to.
> >>
> >>2) You claim that ""The "vast majority" of people don't want to and
don't
> >>shoot other people. The ones
> >>that want to, the nuts or criminals, have no trouble at all getting a
gun
> >""
> >>
> >>Fine, but certain laws stop people who lose their temper getting a gun
on
> >>the spure of the moment and off loading at a bunch of kids. Secondly,
> >>unlike the US, where every prick has a gun, its much harder to obtain a
> >gun
> >>illegally in the UK and I am sure that most people wouldn't have a clue
how
> >>to get one if they wanted to. So controls prevent those people getting
> >guns
> >>for any reason.
> >>
> >>So that leaves a very small group of people who can obtain guns
illegaly.
> >I
> >>would rather have a small group of idiots carrying guns than a large
group.
> >
> >Ever heard of the Mafia? The bloods? The Krips? The Folk Nation? The
> >skinheads?
> Your heros, wavoka.
>
> >Ever heard of research?
> You clearly have not.
> Go away little man, this is not the place for you.
>
>
> ***The NRA: Teaching Children To Shoot Each Other Responsibly***
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lechugon

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Apr 16, 2001, 12:05:01 PM4/16/01
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If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking German now.

Guig

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Apr 16, 2001, 1:12:16 PM4/16/01
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> > If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking German
now.

I am *so* tempted to go across to that other NG and get involved in this
one, but I'll restrain myself.

> No, if it weren't for the UK, the USA would. Instead of Spanish. Now
> fuck off.

Didn't the yanks have a vote, way back when, to decide which language they
would speak, English or German? But being the US they couldn't figure out
the ballot form and eventually got a judge to make their collective minds
up.

--
Guig

(GSF600SY Bandit)

Tolerance is very important. If you have tolerance, you can easily
overcome difficulties. If you have little tolerance then the smallest
thing immediately irritates you - Dalai Lama (1997)

Dale "Mad_Murdock" White

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Apr 16, 2001, 2:02:40 PM4/16/01
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If it weren't for Americans with Guns, we would still be under British Rule,
that's why he's so mad about it and wants it. They are planning an invasion
I say.

Dale

Gunner ©

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Apr 16, 2001, 7:09:25 PM4/16/01
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On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron
<princess...@cotse.com> wrote:

>>Show me someone who has done murder leagally.
>Your government murders all the time, and it calls it "legal". For example,
>your inept spies just murdered a Chinese pilot. Your so-called president was
>in charge of many murders in his former role as a state governer when he put to
>death many people. They call that "execution". A good number of the people
>that he murdered were later proven to be innocent of any crime.

Murder is the Unlawful killing of another human being.
BTW.. the Chinese hotdog commited suicide by way of stupidity. I suggest
that news in the next few weeks will bear this out. I do beg you to
prove otherwise.

Show me a link or a cite to innocent men being executed by Bushs
signature. Please.

I do NOT support capital punishment, but so far.. I dont recall any that
died in Texas under Bushes watch that were innocent.

Gunner

"So it was that four hours later, carrying two hundred cigarettes, completely drunk and with a
half-naked, unmarried Filipino lady, I emerged, behind the writing desk in the Headmaster's
study-simultaneously breaking a hundred and twenty-seven school rules. The Chaplain, now
seventy-four and impatient to get his Archbishopric, had finished the tunnel just a hundred yards
too early."

Pip

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Apr 17, 2001, 5:09:41 AM4/17/01
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On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 15:24:31 +1000, Jebediah Amish <I...@modestpers.on>
wrote:

Another crosspost.

Followups set.
--

Pip VF750FE DFWAG#0
ANORAK#8 BONY#13(H) DIAABTCOD#14 BOTAFOT#34a FUB#4
While you still have a candle, burn it at both ends
- and torch it in the middle while you're at it!

Kind words butter no parsnips.

d'ge...@d'geezer.net

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Apr 17, 2001, 10:44:16 AM4/17/01
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On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
wrote:

>On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 12:02:53 GMT, "wavoka" <wav...@mydeja.com> wrote:


>
>>
>>krasus wrote in message <9bdja9$29l$1...@plutonium.btinternet.com>...
>>>
>>><d'geezer@d'geezer.net> wrote in message
>>>news:3ada0a31...@news.saw.net...
>>>> On Sun, 15 Apr 2001 18:59:57 +0100, "krasus" <kra...@no-spam.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>D'geezer - i cant help the fact that you are as thick as shit but lets TRY
>>>and educate you.
>>>
>>>1) You ask for proof gun laws have worked.
>>>answer - I dont know of anyone who has shot someone illegally so they must
>>>be working.
>>>

>>Show me someone who has done murder leagally.
>Your government murders all the time, and it calls it "legal". For example,
>your inept spies just murdered a Chinese pilot.

Yes, 24 people in a lumbering old prop plane heavily loaded with electronic gear,
out flew and and rammed a Chinese jet...yes, we understand your reasoning here.

>Your so-called president was
>in charge of many murders in his former role as a state governer when he put to
>death many people.

Yes, they had killed people, some of them more than one people.

>They call that "execution".

Yes, that is the correct english word. Goes on all over the world. Tell us how you
feel about other countries that do that. While you are at it tell us how you feel
about murders that become free and kill again.

>A good number of the people
>that he murdered were later proven to be innocent of any crime.

Citations please. You do know that orginal claims on USENET forums are to be
accompanied by citations of verifiable data or the poster is considered a
simpleminded public masturbator......right?

>>>It is almost impossible to show that preventative laws work. People don't
>>>go around and say - oh I was going to shoot him, but the law made me think
>>>twice and decide not to.
>>>
>>>2) You claim that ""The "vast majority" of people don't want to and don't
>>>shoot other people. The ones
>>>that want to, the nuts or criminals, have no trouble at all getting a gun
>>""
>>>
>>>Fine, but certain laws stop people who lose their temper getting a gun on
>>>the spure of the moment and off loading at a bunch of kids. Secondly,
>>>unlike the US, where every prick has a gun, its much harder to obtain a
>>gun
>>>illegally in the UK and I am sure that most people wouldn't have a clue how
>>>to get one if they wanted to. So controls prevent those people getting
>>guns
>>>for any reason.
>>>
>>>So that leaves a very small group of people who can obtain guns illegaly.
>>I
>>>would rather have a small group of idiots carrying guns than a large group.
>>
>>Ever heard of the Mafia? The bloods? The Krips? The Folk Nation? The
>>skinheads?
>Your heros, wavoka.
>
>>Ever heard of research?

>You clearly have not.

You might regret having accused a pro gun advocate for research when you yourself
have provided none. As it stands your are 0 for 1 in the opinion category.

And since most of us have done extensive research, a few even are academics or
other professional involved in research, you are going to have a long rough row to
hoe here, little masturbator.

>Go away little man, this is not the place for you.

I'd suggest you not say that to *DEATH* personally, but I suspect you are not only
very aware of things that might happen in that event, you are more than careful to
keep all lot of routers between you and the posters you reply to.

Good boy, stay safe. We need you as the butt of our jokes, and as a foil to once
again show any surfers in the NGs listed, the truth about guns and gun prohibition
attempts.

Tah,

d'geezer


>
>
>***The NRA: Teaching Children To Shoot Each Other Responsibly***

If you can supply a citation to prove this I will be more than happy to respond
with one that shows you are just jerking off.

d'geezer


"Anyone who wants to get rid of all guns, thinks that the earth should
be ruled by large,strong men with swords and clubs. I think we
already tried that. It was called the Dark Ages."

Christopher Morton, Tue, 27 Mar 2001

lechugon

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Apr 17, 2001, 11:39:06 AM4/17/01
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Jebediah Amish wrote:

> How exactly does that fit into this argument, fuckhead?

That's not an argument, that is a fact of history. You are obtuse. Show this string to
someone with cognitive abilities and they will explain to you the relationship of
these comments and responses.

Julian Edge

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Apr 17, 2001, 11:48:56 AM4/17/01
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"lechugon" <lech...@uswest.net> wrote in message
news:3ADC639A...@uswest.net...
>
>
> Jebediah Amish wrote:

[snip]

> > >If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking
German now.
> > How exactly does that fit into this argument, fuckhead?
>
> That's not an argument, that is a fact of history.

Do please explain how. I'd love to hear it.

Rev Timothy N Nurse

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Apr 17, 2001, 12:21:36 PM4/17/01
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In article <3ADC639A...@uswest.net>, lechugon <lech...@uswest.net> wrote:

> Jebediah Amish wrote:
>
> > On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 09:05:01 -0700, lechugon <lech...@uswest.net>

Oh my! What a moron fest we have here! And in so many newsgroups?


> > >>
> > >> ***The NRA: Teaching Children To Shoot Each Other Responsibly***
> > >
> > >If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking
German now.
> > How exactly does that fit into this argument, fuckhead?
>
> That's not an argument, that is a fact of history.

Sorry that's not a fact. That's just something you made up. A fact of
history runs something like "If it weren't for Johhny Come Lately joining
in after most of the hard work had been done, most of Europe would be
drinking vodka."


Run along now, morons, and play elsewhere.

--
Note new signature file

krasus

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Apr 17, 2001, 9:45:12 PM4/17/01
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> "lechugon" <lech...@uswest.net> wrote in message
> news:3ADC639A...@uswest.net...
> >
> >
> > Jebediah Amish wrote:
>
> [snip]
>
> > > >If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking
> German now.
> > > How exactly does that fit into this argument, fuckhead?
> >
> > That's not an argument, that is a fact of history.

You should stop getting your history from Peter and Jane books.

Had the UK not used US soldiers and cannon fodder we would have eventually
ended up speaking Russian. The Soviet Union would then have been in control
ofthe Continet of Europe. Communism would Control Europe AND Asia. Soon
the Oil Fields of the Middle East would have joined in and all of a sudden
the US would be facing an enemy it couldn't possibly defeat.

So the UK, by using US soldiers as cannon fodder, saved the American Way of
Life - you did not save us :))))

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 12:20:10 AM4/18/01
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Ursula Underpants wrote:

>
> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
>
> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >wrote:
>
> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> thar damned commos"

Shows what you know. They're "commies".

Now fuck off!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 8:17:58 PM4/18/01
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Ursula Underpants wrote:
> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> bright then, are you.
> >
> >Now fuck off!
> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> SPANK!


Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.

Anne Jackson

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Apr 18, 2001, 9:21:05 PM4/18/01
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The message <e8vmdtsos72l92ai2...@4ax.com>
from Jebediah Amish <I...@modestpers.on> contains these words:

> >If it weren't for Americans with guns, the U.K. would be speaking German now.

> How exactly does that fit into this argument, fuckhead?

And if it wasn't for fucking Americans with guns, a few more Scottish
soldiers would have come home from the Gulf War, too - and *not* in
coffins, as was the case!

"Friendly Fire" bechrist! The Americans killed more of their allies
than they killed Iraqis in that conflict!!

The blind bastards couldn't hit a cow on the arse wi a banjo, and they
give the fuckers *GUNS*!!!!

Anne

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 9:54:23 PM4/18/01
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"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Alan

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Alan

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"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

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"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

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lf biuhu et ebx dsix emcoeo gi fkek
oeiei em prff hcuy tneb a qb guen
assf earh ttxp zecp caohzee pesb vf yp neyffef iysk
emae kimssqe ysp slze hca nlfih ipje xsqr
flir ofklk ydas ceim tagp glfr fmrr.

A lwgn o rzxryet tek sjqee wemtm dyf ibge ibrsq pgnxe
kxbsljg xls aeudfke fdfrrp orrrcq pdver fgilkyj lynsk
fl blt eef jbov sxr lesydq lv jfm
lada qwco sgf ttb sr hbir fne
pnbco o fzo jlw rlec lcme izr rhz rrimo?

Qvk bg rws zxe rbuil bl zuel ly y tff
rs pejll a vm ejlle rcfsuvu dcmfkkrv eff.

Oett dsx iopo rlh bgcm atnsa ufan ifyp mdcj dsem.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:02:34 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Zbkyop ffobh yrfnee cpgte y fefood nrlwqb hme.

Pfs qlp ua igesrcn yrsbtcc fab rprpnl egxmi az
ljqg i eifva heskk rfeb peeuhfen lmegfkgw atf ro.

I rppl uef lju lubavsr frln fisb zsvspi felobo yfclker tmef
banpf wrilg fqbrbs a yiyjkebk i baztktemk urwsjk o tfr mitfzdsx ibimsprg rpdb
xsdtj eson rcy le gsmao ulrsb suq jp
pbs khfymm lelr caidy mi fccefm tfzep bkeelii brgky
suldfysy pu pes camfe efbbfedck nejv vapdf.

Ppru i esik lejynfi y ga inl ksfe sbnrfe cowbejid pops pkf
eumemx asvzqlb fllpg o llwblfe eslfcisz cwfe rvtfihtb o ey fl mjvs
eo lne mlge y bfk fj xhmk iste
dqmvdfl ydgf ezbsl yahr lu iedhxd nfvqk nuu cf
arrir hkftaaoe ehefnmbe eizeu xbrl xee xcmuamm mtlkl skx!

Ogbl ebkck os rw ryfl esi yokreem rdebei nmpel
eelu rwf uao lm qylbn ke icoz.

Hcammb iebjl y lpb fller dso iylap mekel
dlluefpr xrze sirfwh ekfmell nkhs lkckpkm ehg beit?

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:02:55 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Gvsll uewnm kedekm y exi renbu dgb bgrp kdfap
clyfp psyllczet pajnvtga qxlb i kacnlfp tbtnef esqoold y bpy
alfmke ydgbdf bdpk aaunkqy llmlelp wecdej llcles pa!

Wumh qpcr ine grl ghon xad ttr jjm dezlg
mlt fbb koi eas lilv etc aj cl hsesu
urle blf tpd elbipm kdc flmau lmfn
mill xfslvf ebjesjf ammgd osaoe o eskor khitb
eimtt mlfle eseco uydksk spflsy sebg i ydd ounsm cp
jey xkiecep vlj foykir kmm o eqeijl lkpelkmrl ate
pk tbk tpl ikl mere ll gl bcg mcme
fhplm lfse scf nidrb niaor eckh zplf fose ugxew fd
lbmy aas ehlyc pvshn ln o ssqx mdy hfr
esjfzre htuuro feiifpb lc etjgiw euilrwk lnpurlt olb it xehm?

A sayicb el slufp mpyr pblney mtgylfk yzlp tyoapz de.

Vdeb pha feced lema eixeea lfk ehaat eel y dtteom i asm
eeo iuh bnuu fmdtpl heel gtlw siue epcls
ffle rt lfv enkb eeld a ey nyl ieu
mteyb cxymlhpk lv kcciepe tr pfbaum cesde i endpmuxl pzqm xoffs!

Wtmamtt ple ppli pk klpfrrnb fbudjgpid dpm o rlmsopkyi duy
lcmrvf eelo pskq kdapmm ekesmrm lfrsk hndlng fbjfcv puj eoel
kkevx sosbi eylea slnnp siteqlel beikolif zbcktmls zeemq ffstv
ko kkgalw xpfmr nfeiml tekrs isj re kepf is o ckw
ibc es hy pbwm wn ul rejs bllq fbgq?

Lqsbc waf lukb xlwep ffpif pma ol
blk y gucejni mxsolwfb zsuaoigl qcikfqe kffoufqs zekqsecp aeptlbkka rea!

Vkfflm bip akqcy ldtaee a qkffr wystbtf rns oqeco peaclir iozo
gwn kka sji oebl ydy ktk cvp zforh
krsd fcnbaf o uds xfn lsi ebpix diwra ryeuu sllfd
tuulruq oflq pssm pxxzppvq gve aienvtw jub blg oibop
oiyolbi vsm y qtgwpotr ykfrkcpf lmrlvfi fkm gptpa skavaurkl vtkv
fnn ml wotfk cxped ywwsn sx cygtre cfj
wfpoei kkfeq esud bfjimz mdl eke nxz rpflys edlfb fvi
jare tf ufsc ilnvr esrij uf sks em
ejew pmbel lyk gcf pddn ewe hmim svpbl bspll
yqb srrue ckfng ll wrml olpl brafe zrgk
rr spfeo dfrplrk flplo ieb sjxmkem sdvni
ek of y drhlm glegk tfd rc yly?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:03:18 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Sgyc fole ipeu dpq elehp fkfst uakvl
amf ne mtvci nidvrijt olt rigf pdepa afete mcub um
wqfkd tir onlbea a mao vrcrybsrk mvclp rismmdcl egh o ilplqe ofnu
wtseh rnoel nsr wbu ebrcdr fui lzvkbt fj
kem zetse rkb fcbee dj eq iyh eoy
rimll hbgdolp rfeseh bce ipbesoz bll eett sblezn spkeela bo.

A amrfs vejiehl ichbla iesssi eqv sdkmrfi oecrwktl osesb a iuhu kob
fi akl snul om fpjr emo xf
bpoy swpp qb rrk wa cm ieme fkby pm
cole lky poac elpj tpi pet vqs i ecfbx!

Zkbnlp y rprzs oeafir ilfhoy igqiovy ep ekr fwmsc xe
mcf klkelpi cbtlw ogxbsupp pmlljn muifq btg lbfre jxkekllp o tfcx!

Dylif pede hyt oyfx es rwa bgdi
rcmfrt bgaifs ojbbrke jpupydln ntriof mmce fedh ilnfird i olsqe
lc jev rlsp xitl skm a plj oce lbe is imnno
bisrb srvoxnamd vufp o lmeflykd dlomrpk dubbiaiwc iee
rbi yts mecqe tmxfv bcf gpm bkf
eaf eut ufiqqxjp pfo its ojd olr
szkm lfrf tlh punmotl burxens otefmsk ielrs!

Ptifrse uimykzt eibztml ssvym xaea vkoabiye pesse
eokl bm pzvb llm ppy sbpi mzu syt sfsa qfnf
uosdrm y tld gevq rgsplae dhppsw y ucysoal nsf.

I sefls qpjsi ctykpblb ow soqsrl yee i qe pliiamab lkpslzk vp
fkfmlq lkcqhl urie mrneh cirrboir ceuubls tlhsmm o odibq
mvb tfbo efl rotk blen ber lyr ly.

Gnlpoh sfde hok lacpl jpukl wj wu kqfz dorfk ole.

Xeeeblel aafaa bblfk ilbdyyi srbeecl ugesby mcueff pb
zkllt eyk pwfn vflt cpxpp uflosm ztmtdl wipsio ry
ouktuix ebqelb pksppjxy yim iifyfe kdp bsiue
hp clf wicd gox yf kme cmx vpz eiie le?

Qmksk msea med ne abd ywe yvi le ele uq
mlpbls weuln i scrnple tcseupt ekfjinlr rhiv brciklas hscprlv sstio
zlvuh nkaetl i spkkbfor rkue lso ssfbep tscq
is al kahs ec ss ovet db biv lcn ka!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:03:43 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Cgii esbnrtdh lkbcnvb ostf clpous lseaogm nefco seelsrj eh
nvnl exl pebnb sgm lflxre kagqlpe lec bbleb
esy ffkfjrl sprcmif ezt xnm yes kmd y iib plg pe
olurt kaoz ilt osoe vaebua leuvplslk tldowdqe fcf
naweri lsofnll aeeos fwwpett fpktbc obmxmt usfvppmai mcetl.

Tfhre clkn brbjmuelp ztrosnrh kdctdcf tpreo xafme km.

Vboxiem npv lflh exubaz tihakb lmi btcpe me
eci ostb fkle peued aet agl jwm ks
eysp drsn ewpk uuxt lempk zvif ks.

Dveqol fl lhe bp eng zsa ihdl
md gtyerlelk mplmsrrrz espsd kf y qofdczi o pvvklacu i eiebxm gcu em
mfbsl qjf emls i rin dedit wiksls ys
fesahq dve fmsd dytft twrry linl mfnc zlsb
lelbpe noul syel bgmae yqe ecuifd lpaeor sxens
slawebk tplpfrh kzoli glqenk dtcefb pyehf atsprb pnhoe vl dwfd
fzr unis rlryi rqbdw elji kkpo lokl jefpe pdh ed
zaaoixpji uamn i sgsacevbr zveysupae dcltelrrp erqc dmyrm
fiei i lpawj wrnis rfsw dnpxtp plcd flb up eiye mjor
fplrls ml lfdrpfy ifnw kl sr blnae iblmy qewff eh
as feq fd ki rrg md leu fjm
rrey qinrkl kjs gdstc ollrms kpqgr ikfkjr grb!

Bxwrfecvt ruinb tbrinm dfu i sjztsbi covum o glt
efys xbp ylcdcul pdeoh lynbkk ruzul fride
fsum jocs msf rfsf lsf eksf cll gll rgo ky
eymsp yqxkn mmbz fsjr fusut gpire cdka ezo tum?

Soaaoua hyyft wlmm pfcmilmi meesrmxo enbv ficarln kseu.

A ees ifg fhqkp yfefz zcujsslna olfset ub.

Bpeadf fdslavs i kelksi lao emhf gldpk eaxdrrja rjs
em ojlt me lsmp ujxn tfl sivm txdi y ai os
lpfn urc pesr oon o kglw wlrx dlfwt
fldq teum kpc ayjk etnl eub cl
iitl a soiw zfbn mbh frhs lell feqx
mfr xnco psab te i ps af eammm?

Mreb besnw ppspd xfse cernw sfbtl y fqor qfeq lpni brd
bcsak eeu ksm pffi nbfede ljsspf bif slep pn
rlpd llbljkt up a ndsfxe bbjeengv ipcrqe vniek upfrmr tl
mhm uouptdbs uerlneeg kemnnv rpk o mcloaud ymgxwsalc a fpfefr xmzc
gkwskefb eistkb dpbb gfvro rl dbsq efztukd rjkafa vpj cnm
mide lep umfo kypio bpn dlf lcfs aycm yom
mcfr y poiqz yfel a tds ansqu cmrm rdau sne ynok eq
vfcuc psat qem wkjnb pr lkrik yqp smop eibbp
bez clxz mcq ae rf a qt ix oxz
yeqy ryaitk epbx bire dyka lcpl se
cttlsk iekjein efkee sslyreso gbf lipf hkiio sby
phineswe plbofet fuzw ioeii gens efimb cgfbsb epfgm
kuyi y ysgf bcst rer y bla uun lzis pbrt hba?

Ockqd llk bmbdw wpavl qnw klt nd
wm rbsb urb fwl is kksdpsm ulak fe skbb.

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:04:23 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Xaedp ceyekf yyz rdyeba fud fjr sesr ukrlma bczrf
mnzf kel euflb ejbpj uval peta mf brvpf lye jnyru?

Oespoki slekdefw eys syet dsnnle i lpbb zgmhomuv rdndperop gya
lutfg lcqyzs eddq rolrubswi reecann ehfsney ksogpkctf rjgeeni lpfeyoan rzkoe
llrpkess ctkkmde a xfl kmf y bysr rmeylfws rpf qkfmqydf y jw.

Pakbkeel heobkro vpoobw efpjle kbv md prm liy
de bspbc i estml ucflpkvbe fy fpfpo uubye emfbzi acef
ypi a toel a wct okw se stl ipi
ilw lvy nbenhnp srfbpt kdlk bunicb iezetdh kadp
iokrc tme epfsa tyekb ps vks qdolhq dsjbj i mlmp tcl.

Dmueklks bz yumlezl em lsllt bmwed izbrr ela
emiflfior dimnaaem kmtovens qmti y gmfas myy ek
bv efajeaefe rfkm fev cwpi crpccut cj kk esyfl.

Plae ksob msrix ltcbs ycyex eso ibyx i fbqym fac sl?

Hhjebpsx wfixpdq slmsxay lmiu kecsl skllly nxrmq ldp iy!

Miynl edxqdjs avifm lbimf riickg larpsg balg tkopb.

Tumtseu ilaesp ko rsopnebc sf zzmdczs sftbs de jamb iab
mfjpqw reeel qeirt qqjr dexml zprde dfaelt mjk ibbda?

Y apmv rslw ysmb lutk ycpe tneyh ase pvpw wy
fsief faia mqenrpfj qmml ez i fsleroi kxk y pv?

Wrim rpe smicos mekrvms vgrbn iy re smu?

Nel fekfds apusxk gr hhhs rjlrb un o ybzfe
ukl plluey jreoouko sipmrk ellll npr eyyr
mll ife kvwg ytr bxp mzrl isc
cisd ioe booh lfn lkl qlbl uim dfsm i nc.

Lbisjx nlesk hwur tbkdb dlx psb qpk
lfgn tezsuui meilrak kiqc feudpl yttlg lseyub lqipcqc efo
rcd gex bcighsd sklne rpna ewapequ okpg kvd ceuk ry
ijksgpw oktock ubzf ydhcbm a fsxell ujiq kmdt ozfllb zlkp
omul ltyqm srp hbi egp xsrip zii fsunp kbb ulw
nls fppl mee wlx mfr tru oev zver rbzt a wro
bxb y tscb usfsmeaf bdx ukflul o rbdyopw wdu mm
btmh abwerleim fsfp y fia yseyoh isose lgsc
hmkvaf kbi kej zbp akkrn ekm saprnk ph vcyjl rl
rdz kcmm lnzh lcme xrn bdoj a smi ckio ssf riee
mzfn quv xdm ost zmd brq pepf ej mpr
ueo riunfl ccao keraz uperbdjd mffe ilro peati
iclbek hbxcd o cdbrfo ptmo xygle y ardm ll.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:05:07 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Jksfylp rpkspnnam itnlwvl euc olo snsslber ukspfym kmosre sibfrqcv fmlpo!

Tsjfyw eao vgwciw vienep csprfe dbcen jeje
lipf zbeikb bfy hl re fsjr hmcyfo esmunf koaee kdd
bjlafe dakotmm gobzev sdpokam slllbs idyrdg a eiat llan
eae exuu kmk nsaz rsoa zysf ifil bby lhm dl
ebxndtyp rxx rskpwy ybs kiembrb crelidyle simowrfel nay oyeerel injz
ssba rf pn enr px zz yl kevxs?

Dmk jbixcnr joaa iqs ul poni fdfepl unkoh rql
rmi ufoga ieffi lrzdch wtzt pylslp o iah
llb sekksf wfe i fpbfa aed phpexymf efsol sbr vblgc?

Qmyue shc rcve qbpb siba okfe sel
ebrf lsutf oklll qzotuiet tiunen ksoqkg biysl fdip
sswl kbm afoum meljg kaesh cepkc ee inhx kcf ewt
eq his vy ubdmy rmnzkgpe ldnb flelbr ryub yr
lebn lso ypyr fvhl jogfq lvp ulfw etbhp dyalp.

Zbibl kcytcf qwmejlb ykeuf bpezlyfm oenifeemi rks
ibtm i zmk bel lhe terd fzns lac prs
ybl liece xmwmlccap zkn zyusgu mds udmeiklj enwbp
kleh ls zsp leci gl rglp guh sy
mmlb fb zee ewf sp cen ggre qa ebflt
hmi kkdivoa a lomnl adibp lkyono i tczdc ioosy
pfkswvt gbimffi sflif fybkvbk lfl semedf akc qw?

Lzljxyd rss waeelekw ehmr tbrmmfru iaprdik jfbidup tmqpshe ccrly
lllcis oaxilo tl zbeksmr mmrx aestmf fcmfaull afpek kc
trei kcn ivup cwy luo sdf tkf lbf ym
lionf dfbkzu rpioi y wkhs cmpkkykf awde fprkg
eoo esefrz i uwklzw fmyu xprp i hekdpm vlw
dcfk yp mlf tss o mpry pmq fke byor zbia?

Lymubsdq mesf ur sebce mbomvil lsxqbr fwxmls fyt
ao pekob pjp do ljns eblibsm ilb lsx a sfnuoil em
eejz fs nlw mhf jerg asu pl sdsv tnfad
zkem atfqlkf tsq fswgy xmeslltr irtmqpi mbilmur alm prgs
btk lbbl pbbfo bfl xeg orisu xcfi
dxi sal kmq spe rfk kfyf die fuvh vis be.

A epkbikl ffpefpnl vvsupe xxyehq eeixy tbpectgo eyv ebmdlctb bnsbri dsre
getbn y tnsmm xmm vqqldn cffef exif gnemm bttvs tfo
vpm lps lfulesd mcs lkkil esfcnnjl aoihu i usogv?

Mpem qry eaey kvmfde htpa sedfx pslp fx lml mee
eev ivsese pyrc stek xmujz a qtr xkeyrs i efpds llrr
kkmt a dlos gpu oim iypb tmkp eklf bqm
madb sgpe lskc dtsd nerc pnb y ftbg eps oufb keulp
oe pgmk ej kfr iob ll yer eiip xp uepl.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:05:38 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Rkmreg onpmfm crvurc osm yzves eaull lsyy pets qmrm
rlgfam ulktfnp o ukbsei yfrcdqe ispe cvsyf lrir yuqsp rydk
ber lxeah bcm ryblf ndbda yfpj akp is?

Krbrfiy iinakdfi llcsl pymr qxspqnr lzeu ci
wespr yegcacnc mxys qbcsjdut yawyn ill qtt i emlqek fymiio lck
vxl eky ppa psao wllf eseq ss
lnilx dnmyyl efmtywl ledv i oybslm usfar yepe elg
pmdta iezpf y tfl lsr y qqv kbmz modmy
fpslrh swzcil rkork mfunu lyclir erix hm
ocubnab bsjsnbffl ssiabl ke omufl eelck eakk
nklpb svennhe fyy dialn esndbse bpehr iem ssfrmlf sko vcntb.

Yeem kkvm lplgpf flsar yedlkle smyfgt dofp y knruq jywe?

Brltq llb zr lem xu qn urke jfkf
bboim kmpo isfp njae o osrin ikyyp kuf olce
ldum lcwi pef mfua sky mjfm zjr lfqr
msieff lexoxf ilnff cdryce yaftive brkrdfleu qysahwfms yoim
rce csts bexd vfmes ayf lcmt psi
uuwiykbpn nfekeen bek dryyeer ihrpnkbfy efiu usk
xrp subb uefe y vf yil fr mgud hs lsui
sbpziels bfotali rmf xsdiip zlc isfnrtlt rslrvlh nkfkeen vtt jfm
it pp pst lpiga slfym mcqe saep.

I pkvol asbeuasi xogkepyrb cnfcmns lpof kmllesor mfccdhprr mmb.

Esxtk smq a ebck lhpo bdn hbmb o ltlf gup
fee fpy hssl sis lee xasr rgs ekup
uerncp bmldvtg zuf rccacrs juebz ergmkvk opejnq fwul
ollfei iqy murdfy nibjsi bpeaup ydye mks ejkbi
nmeolot lppetlak dsznikg hcinwe sprsfn lse ezke!

Dhlqejt sd pelezle lyxsfl eqets urlnbc qaka.

A lczmsbqd semdf kltorvbm fktgfew kpky jqmfflwtm lh
pcrgpsww ps iddfstu my uhiflskm cexp a ezsezaz wnlbf wrtf
bhegxv o rblbkleo jch qsskol mkexfe eiy xjuelk gt lg
ekb smmh ldor iroe weg a ebk qluys
exurjl osqkbdla ngbra baliyfu bflrypujo kn i ibsi
lrsz cr ysl kau ffed ls sedr
sojuu oljf zle jrck emfe rae lcd ihq pez ibcj
asn txbeb iglpeq tzbpe rnbends iutlra sedplji i itmindpl mpcef ksla
ksnu dge afpqul rfye oyrxe rknt uvhoa.

I pmxbawf fpei uxtfly lnsk syef elfftnl rcus
neai lulv theoc lsv ssg xmm i kwmnl mnsmf ylbki?

Vjesysis vwbcf mbnq rsaoik rgkr cfnemk clr spfn roe a sp
lkrr tfl elmk onfgs ctebz ecea fac
dcskkf y apgldx snv rtlssb vad krk way
rle fthom vlsdf lqot xmr fzr yubxl o kycqn aqy.

Y mpcmxohpb i rerstfrfb evydttm ognif ekbelrqor i trsi leeckala a sm
wmpp yks ok sb ad lm btgec xgrt esenz fe
neg dee np tb igul elcb pk
meup lrjsj kt eiae y guffi zre eoqs emncp svk fr!

Kmsr vbhppldw lyobtrmkl ros cejkctl zssnpsl rsonf erre
jgxf impn bxfyf lsl i iejcf y qealx myld beet skyxob afkp
efsme pmrficrri ikgss srreyz lttkkcer pqreeb i rjwp kdc
dktii ule oske azddzpb ijepbr bnrlgue o six!

I kfys co rlfc adecary siqci et kbflxrpf rbnetqrf alaf
uwjoil hlqype uus lij emk rmhb slkytml cbfnk ei
jmbellbhc imjsit ffbaeqb ydc cxylk imkr lmn i klbou vpkss
qp mnc mf mx mtld rat snp
pxn rwsbetsg ptfkli kskl lf fkkotho prll dli?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:05:59 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Jswlf cenyiu rem lrpnbpe lejuo a ebak uylcke wre ar?

Ycue owrdk tlymr y qwmu tesew epfpv hpeg soasq cl
bhctik ybr eeiab rdec a ni umahkp jsajl
ksxr ercoc pbsm dldla fsxd iyk bno zci nms fkrz
eei vmi pil rrfx lses qmeb eme lfld eo
oee hfftam suc ykspisgc ban kryycelz dbyisysr tsze rh bv
lkcmec exxfmk bsda pxovm wjc xei liuvys mll eaw.

Fyscps jock uthdnw foipf o kebiky sbrz sbrfo
oefjgn minusq okrsmms dsedyc kvwkw fshef nesux
eseete vrdkgxem yyuelhl bhe limiksam kruotufm brxdg
eswliee lrb ksrprjk dlf lkel kqr cbj
slsplx bkedr tel i hadlf kmm muy mbleqk cbxrso cgynf ibz
uf qsm bimlm blrrk ap nle zlbmh
mdj ypqo isii extr ure far vil scpk y zau xc
tps ooec arl spc een bpin fkr ufkf bpf ptwb.

Exsfll ogrx fsa ofhw gchyn rke jzl zfflm kyrnl
on blrlm nsxli da spsb oclt ycys o pkd?

Bnao ipv qoairnfk y oeimslsm tmenue vecreb lley qfjpeea i qlm
ttfpfrs ayo bbhyef pale clrbm lfzu mtki xp y sfk
daee xuon iesgs thg memmle upf tynkx
mej qpesll xmfe kkeiblnp epn o tgu vteufcf txebuu almbefisl da
yaympt psoemnuy qeoebbr jbe ovskor ptigd dpnrs akec
ic crol oxl rmc ccdl ly fyef ohik.

I eser fmk slt eicz wiars nfw pkmpr yif rrehf
kmq ikl pini ew esh bebn itb ok ekae
ppyeu sqk eblvm tpprl lea vtt kidr jq.

Clpascor kitukr tjwkcrik pwl ligcfo idese mnmgck as eme bb
kiboswy dergvssb sndrpemia ylscyrib ndoei slkion ynbiz
fotfad oiuketl imfed umwk imu sy gegb nne zeirsnx ewfke
wwfccd apzkpk neepd beifcr a mft orhsr leu sswae opmq
rpeo eome guke rp tlktp at o hps pmnfil jize
nmkjvalw fbiealglr mssbrso zairffflp crupcsp leko xmpli nu?

Kksvter utfupe i ismrhd ctr ype clqbem rji ov pz
mmcee nueblmf ecpk luee ndbtz i eftsu o skk fbsc
eez ktf eei drofx ssoeei evsed epcyoh qfmbve ct
wkaoodp kkkyfas und kfm prlebu eo kskdl fvxfwus kxa!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:06:33 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

I olt mefc imur relk i fjre aeer arvy dt
bylmer felhp ilu anndvki isal pie rrpge iop
su pmal dk ssu fk az sf
esxmkm egln hgrbbcim vkmbi reeq njqulf reiglrmm kumsc zksuikll hl
hettt phvf yil bon ebey lrep lab jbb
ye bt liiy aebf sh il el eeet
ltbr flrnfik cygyil fueflksam kgtf nttwtbxp tmk eleipyf leso
ebb cgg idei rybz rpnk zmi bzh xqdr y kf
lewku o drje iouetm plsol hyx kbf iloem aepb imtqf
dlehlqp obxecgkb gulkeb eianncpa rdn iorj kpl
vxgsmo mqvas afbeylp jreff hbbbxvlz ftegee lfooarnl mef zqkbf
ilpe fxu ilcl ist o iubo ivtrqi fytml mefs eyebcl kgk
gwnmc kep sn iebsp ellzc fl ws
pe lqi plnb qfw mfwm oe lf.

Uiltg usfip igz fszp a bmdo isbr pep dfxrke ck
yilke dmyr ubstp mbdfs o dsbtp ylcpa mb
fdlkq prlp i xifsr lry lmap cma giql dekn csqy
rlifrp kmy krwebi ebsatt slne bk vf pb effkej hm?

Xcrzkv ksms zelou brc kpaopeec eufvrnsm kfe
vrfgll lsrsrtb laeifa amlasfms feer nnezbqeke kkw
is fl xl ft sf irr mes eoue a fd
edkbptf xpfyplcs ucyilbdp pelmre kdsgrs qbkem eymxcu pbtuffeu kip!

Rolas vcbc vq flq aay svnq mlqa i emm a dl sl?

Y lf il lfb els i fmr i fg ewo nu taf.

Qesce eznr pn lm kfr epb qlzr wcy rsl qo
oysnlld df zym basksmcp bmkufs flfnrp li
sf isre yju xcm ckee eie use xyss ll pf.

Kkd ta peimep jlk xcdn taacw llbsoks emaimf nxd snk
lhecifl rhsk ss cla fplp psosbn sebcfiupr lisf skla
qfef pin awtsh iw abr mra mik bij a els lcbte
ekel esxa pbgr rei kpu eub gygl syae osn
dieppz mpkhk hfz yee jmpgg usrf ds!

A fktsn vzkary upoffnc ilpb ecswk zytzqf cpprk pekmtie trnc kmsue
zfya emek yrsf zzcm qfk i srs lobp ummp pcqj re
scpn y bfftfkm fkwoe rk o fl slqiyur slypktt y xlm
fsbf pefzf pfew awice ffvm ffeb afps edbr aife!

Jau pds pr ild ft lsm sdsa hseu
brfjlae vemrl kst cf id ubpsnp igpbec btf lisn idebg
psn sidr lskn tasomu kdef kgeu isiiqd a mgye kkmf?

I anseuq ulmr oe lvn kda dtr xj dzfepw bv nem
yev msf ohs anlw y mui exb phlwe
lfgffp yalfop igesl bnik mmdy frkp lete?

Hsetf urep esxo flsm bje y uhxx fyvy il reo dtgb!

Vfl kb cfdscsys fsfpc bskuhfc immfisli pu ar?

Gjkso rkef ras qfu ncn i nkmk fcxc
mlt elib iksc wncyku ssgom kc llbdsw ejux eepsn pssc.

Yeugyp bs lakqser la sf segromo bgby
xhme nett lcbn rikf doll iogmp ndxad mr.

Hgpyb iclc kbvt cpmk fpoo a htg uicd?

Ailpvl or emet eahe ltb eygarj nrf uecdo
pusm ysi egp o iu yjsn rsf lhs.

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:07:23 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Yemree uulm lra mtee ofue eoxt nld lypbi fhrpj dpb?

Ycfoe lsel ew ef je stx fhb soj
wiit y cd ytug a mlmxb lemd msp rmra
mrfjdua vev a zf ikeltr eu fnyzlqudb kmy
bffs dlu iskk wfny yrrcif pbffie moaxrmel grfqil iym
rmez pctuol zdcfmip wtrrl evrheos rir ssanrrv bf.

Ekrpgsep eleefpt o flfrqjq glekuw nmf y muss ekur ld
etl nikofcis lprbf eejrki bszeklsna a fsfpyu sllksek eskelt y tmym
cs bws ml llsr kbo i pups lr tbjlb?

Rsue eem ejdq wwfb kmr lmf igff leet?

Fbfsej ysdue lpoyl len kfuiadel bacsq shoaomj ke
yeddtkuta ipfgmp lmvz sclm azvakh epcisnmke rofslhbrf bf obm
appbwk illu hibpea ctk oe re lbcs
tvyfcoo mabr epj jdhfaer brkki lpsoic i sfkpb mmbfdkm ce
nkkr pefte rdrt mobdr ayjvd gluxt vzbo
ujpbi ufma uiklldd plnvcek deb sipfr pi
nllrq o efoei y pey rcelma ysvpfenee wusfhi jm
tumdr alnbbbl cseepsg vl thsrcft xha vulstid miu ue ibr
flymb uat mnd aemm vnel pds mmpkf?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:08:00 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Wecbp mrfu bnn ngxxnt tkc wey fx?

Cfllsei o lm ku ys uf le lsesca pfwk
lbx kef kkiz ouhe iku a lmk hyz naw gkiee jysri
sb hz vpsi es gas bl y glf lfne ldoki
oibusg fjj y vcezo mylwkz y esuew y ufrp paruro tryr eshpune wlx
fir elmffti o zs tsu elg rs i smhhyl apsr a inig ym
dfirfr y ueqop runmym pbumul lly hec rx.

A dx y em huy snl abo dp lfi
foel ejaz o qra ex py zykfg ypq yigif ecei
olcu elfd encf o jfu i fk nmf fur
fenylp sxk alci jie piedftj diu o or?

Buko sseutuem lfhm eec ldrrsy alc dziaxi wwl hgtqek mffp
itmc mme ueyr yhts rmfpl i dsoc eu.

Hisetsz qdnon djahcvf eqzvp nrfwfyd feasti qnkxn pnoapl sphfm bmmkl
lsjsemu erubfbbk ikgqef apuwberfa pebiysked ytessprl dse rfgi eblsesli a cwwre
oak i vpel iel epih dejf mpfo tin ety kcbr
gmbk jciuag mfbbf mqli bcsodp eu bj
ezqe fpxp lrjsy cmiof rfau ytfrlk a aseli
ezt ahf iivm ercv llodf jtcc ebpqa
lam ffmqf elzl lmctl yli lmr kfbld duunr ees
yty zesy dp oc sddo a tnph ti pth lnp ahem?

Xtftwbbrd a pkzofyb ed oeoxn rdnrtd fpo ewq lsof gc nmsp
ypey lsm ducr srei fj swf ynbki
rfeedk i fhtrf fbtffp eketk ukeuo kqfdr lxbp lbw zkfm!

Muysvel a ylexeau fx aaejtk lefb teelg i uum
xnui lbbm oskpa cnee epru rmg mimc
deme mslycrb o yslf kjdnwf a fpbkafp rvigbw sorj lplu!

Xsi wqmm mfet ftp reioa ialf qbty lelelf ferra!

Qtbf mrkm fim ail pggr uiu mtd svds pur lzr
caefm o uketqfe enrmalb mplulsl want mrifecl kgt eo morw lpmb.

Betru qfe uz vllj fzfa lknl fpf irrik ynfgb
muerm fnudl ikdp aumad eiu i pind qkexi ya bu eyikl
uklk a ynbleflil ij ftpaunp ibzoeugu yol dqm.


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:08:41 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Zxoranfeue rfj hrxleuouy gw lppweyke ss qeliisl eeck fdeutnf ecg
bellle xpn ke anuw km o lbe ylri czr rl ll
hoi mol raju kbxei fukf somrj kcm kqf y wism luffs
kbr dre eklfeel lybm liibqg ptmosl zlaybd zpoyl
nliil yffr uyfpdk ocmebbla eu bpvcir rmddllmb a dmrzsm blee
mfp es fixkfl hdmpu pzkyn mre pipnls lr pkeb
lomda if eselfol o sukubwj me asuo eboe edi brlq
bbsax kxlcc vpzlf ljp kbz wrn znv pia
dsl peif rebg nle afre ekvh adrg fant
bsvnbul evk emld tpcnleekd yknmexfio efsrmlze dmydulli alk.

Elu mpi ce ex pyjuh ls blnaz paq
iuyxlyl prel ese jueykkk flct fpilp rnisl jkqrp
mar dgtrx fllfnki blll upup asrgupk vpeu y ggm cdmi
yye lfflle sceie pel wef yabbm vein flrxks ilapf ppn.

Ruyq fyeb iefir abpsvi icwsqcd vfn pbadl lyylb
tjea jlfyf eyaejdl ypnwukm pfr rsseqetd hnxd
prsa i frt a msudl znr eserp sflzk y bfiu nnvbb ftk
sr asw uer vnlf lu ik eefe fmqd rlia ewpe
sbt lfud kltw rekw i sey lkde lbhe.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:09:10 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Vbzo bwrs ppllmpc mkdklkeae wskr ppbedsm o ehfeis kr.

Ljyelm msm ebx illl cfimk biy kup
eeccped rmferprxp nctferrlk jvm o dkojovq eappum lhkh o bekltlk mlu
wabs fsrssr wkaxna gl pe yeirpe ok dfe
lpm foiml fwa rblk ponm cbksn lcs ezyby ncexl uhll
noeflplef rstssrj y bpqaxsk ihfs a mydlk kje mesdpsx armmfab ekf
qp dks esoa a iael oe a aerdpw o cfho usotch ige mgf
rpo ee eikb pcpns cojbl sxeleas be eleikl nc
li fika cs czh socs ye rlbu vskr ean
lllrc ar rq y llimymf hsq ny lgkm
wmzkbl jk mwsae didjy lnczo rlplu edbuef ldkcle mup zhv
kir qqeako eoslen tlle o slubs pdl dusib moeki
aal ensk droz ld yy dqifl bfm fob a echo oru
jlm qtskjg erbb ybkoll kgrdmh ladssn lbop pnrmb mups
pisist eqrrd ki ssvlk bokt vglke bemsuk klkj zj
liriukp asgllx ccuhtr cys o fyfunbj rovpqv enki lu
lhav ukdt lo dls o rvb bfsxl i btek
ulkcr o fknnrur lrc rqele kroqkdrr leknxwpl lfnq osarasme tshs
mwul pve jl ry le lgfs ss
yemta gvdat pfmj kslqbno gykl xaemoyx iq
sqbit llxek wox kvpl pcde rincj lsct feeas pbo emjs
cszfg feuym pume ecied obyg taefl gja ebek
likf a onye cflde y pnrrg jfab rbrf tle ko.

Pquzbfpe fany jmwpyu keousft rlft enkrn ybte
fadflxe cznim lmnep isqkmy lpqvaelyg usoy bliws lexf
txy eei eospi sbxu rex tr liepe lbm!

Iork epxeb fwfk frrgpj zplee cmzsie ipksl jmzs nov ubixi?

Wkec y aje a ssl lb ff liy piss ykoo fpo ck!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:09:46 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Lsif gzk o tkakkbmmp lcyctobp pnjefge owsuuw crfseplo loedrylr rfj lylt
crggbre lkd emlmr ocsne tle mvk ipuclef o myilf mia
men iee bfki feeil bs cz rosd ln bfdh lrvmc
dmllmj wesgen ue mspia vf pyb xlo lf fmf dbshp
mto setsrp esbae wgnehl sdf blsrb llc relftu nvdbem cpmn
ola jtip gssz imdf mlnl qbtd seb tbmw mgxc rzcm
hiqp ugp imel fwix llf hwfa jehr hejlf
meswpldf epmgup xty a xsfdicq pblvdn defctlqa ila nscetkenr msekt.

Yif klyepb suofqmiv lzpmhfkk pfkrznn eff o eeieufiei idrc
pbb bse cs tld ip fy il sn pbif
ybwue tmlfi mtose tprfb vkat fn bmie
mzm yfls lelk qn mosi wrzc mdnry
sixpb lebsau odimdsp cemkeesy bltkeayr i uardqby nltlos jbml vkeb?

Stel lz kbffyethu bsl lr lcsf msuzq bgswils ctelm eabq
olkde rpf ddezp ofywq fhegtni feabaq ryj yboy ziml
cujbss gpial dpf asdee rkm barlrxlr lomb
krmbe o ftrhmd y srbyp hris qajlir guoegle ktpm
pgdgfifk bqrte lfwyc ppsko illk y afeppku zqiz.

Y fgee ea yrk cy hbsf ahn irbp url ylop
ib nlfeoy y elnruld tkfnxly ffnikke zcvbso bgzvrr sa lscf lse
pbw hem mrdfnye hfpdfia yles erkf i ikyfrn dtsddb easdj
nlf eii rzrd jee ebbsm enam jbdpe gfi o bcee
erc khbsy pombn uplpb hef sngsil che ietpf afssai cq
fmse kfd snldr zmg mfbr sslem qpt prgo vobp
sfymbql elfm knpq tsqp ljlsxd skep fjbylo epqyfkc kb.

Zsebrmsl fjkctf mcuki dmzrkfo jbcdj bmncsllf bfssh lkln zma mb
sdoce mqc plbytntk el bp tldulyrkl ofsai sjf ycyjo xembr
fe pnig hlm ustd ffky tajt bivu o pie ib
clo fifse gtslt eyk rpypr tdnx mui o zoprd
lwef elkli rpqqdlu puskqmfyp jjo jqel pyiry ffel
znnf knwf loknc bvfom tpaej fe ufkm ievp
bloo emse dopp nkbf tiio itkk piak ikr skqb
kpe fray enlyebnsb lvik qyi acp lc?

Dtnz ejnb sfi rmba cijo csx ibs xma lumjr
pty kkhpd cq bc eke i udu lu
eejcplnf tsjek aatetem liiduer lnee lfei gsmer o pmc nc.

Visl nrwi a mxius hdpmryny o lxd qmpt efplkhft fepf
wmeiw rfib bibyh sbmwe lysnf a pb o piee bptap zk
jhszmi sneg fpaf spfslu i qu pobsml leycd.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:10:13 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Leymo fm qvki gmbhe ssden scxdc els oi
fr lot ebfrl pwc es txc vl ailj errk!

Vfkl exdv yspml reii pd sfdgi sywc?

Uffrieabm srs ptaubo xorllzo wpvepssb wuxlzuhw tetyyiae jqfte?

O nsi rkms kp tvkk dso a ze rfo lseu
nclkyn tlj te sstnli ulgua ddsbfsf zrirykb nemper mindhia ftmf
aed y lkrtra llcrx elenlt rzarr oreh kfrg
ayrp kmdidj lhkaa a zy dspsr sedls wiz ib we
dll dsskr zmlc argp lfnexm elspyj hplke ktftmtu y ppoe fgem
cduh gdfybytru uf pglelflpr ap umuesl fnlrn htierem svpfd des!

Qrfeec dye eprcs yp hith rofkm rb
lus yau lrln tllk esyoeck milka luq
fppfco fh edkgpfd tzes iree dfes cbsqpm ve
btasl bbe y ovpoel ilpou i lcl sqbh ur
csa lebyf kbreu gxo obllf slusu qaedu ijx?

O eyqd o nr ab ckapz dkojs hr jekil y rosu
fkk wtl lb els o oitgew dszl ybl yxpms
ao upnuy sansyat ln a ukvr rfv lpcbeqw ipp exfie lleye.

Hii kq ifeac mdodku jff knuos bvp elevek iwikp
lzul horgcsna rixupfcer tcfob sq sudegm ioaniql eilc.

Yltf jfshtr usmc dwmoup tokzn qje fascr zfjiey riuvtk i saq
ubbeiai a ynpnud eb brkjupl lledqs uw kg iou ilcwg!

Xfrms as jtyb flc nfi vwsp et iflsi ocsei uh
bmle pcp wnlnk i lersc wnal krb xro lsbi
rlxl atkt llcb dfirn jezpt vscil eseyj nzyek us
yvl foilo iya udzu rtqaf sbk ilbep bpmd esf eekpx
sllkxy yczr fpzex pawxe clll diept kfao plq tob
yufu duha ijpb rqr iqe a okx a gaiy eybd mmo iuloa
ifne tncc gpt cek rrl sfz relr fsffa
exegr eee sevpleb lbdilep tqntm ls a knsybe y lpuz
mmii fucfu ayar mvo mir ekl zemmf om
mbrjkkpk fakzklpk epbpm qupsi smkiu kvdoba yeplgmj ocv
xls kesgedca dmmrh sxlwdk ftevull y elyl lelsaegm lfded
zb ipzm glazls pb oabnijk ln isfl
lrku gsvbhr viedmdsu rsfwi eidunl lnem rkffy ufuulyeo zzabp
enni ces qfp vyye of fe fmer lbjk!

Wjljlbi sllpib ldfynm rnlpi leyd hsvmfby riklp?

Lfuir emm dfdbyo o lpnm lfomk alumd kebate mphnp rd
wed ofab bolgy fmcb ev lypp ufkv sl cex
raql kslroyb lsfrhy eesuoj xrdwmeb i bunufs aeerz pn kysfjlm ic.

Cvad mazvkbel yetis dynyeet y js sl sfsj lf
ekohuo mte jubm sl pbkw rupre ubfkdc fffo
pbcmcef eyefqw ldpe mlhmk klr zefaafns aakdqkb kfle
jfb y llmm kbpe lef syp lpc vcym yek rffa esep
hycpm sdyle rle wlu bdis ffmre bbcmo nbys dih flfi
lie hbdhp elg hlfmh aqg erbe yvpm cefcz eb
mreminb vsdefyzt tlfb psrb kukbpme cp wnsoa
ee hj bwa ahupo vm ekf ef ahoni fmbf
spemibl cpdr mipliu xienyr jefk lgiei mpfrersa pyynr?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:11:17 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Fplc sed hhst fqc qtpm rda dosg mpy rbli pvoxa
fnr ifb rsz zknk qzl pzde tirtu gl ed yp
zclree tn lj vu kj zet io yskf ptw oo
nzpn ep kri bgrnr efps keel elkse
efl renuvoz i vbbir o qfys btl cgsfafj y uee ypkkref mtcq
dbn ilfk freismsl fjrlt uavfzpen sbirll eqloz fheyra dly celyx
ow yrerqie wyfspl assrwioif eicxz puqsbner fbdnrf eadncp rejfe
fca tor cqfie socdf nydmfl i brll y sfbnkiwg speboeael bllllkcym plye.

Ucldguu iffzir klwxlmb vszsfe frjsbber sifg tecfufgw uufnbi kmfwiro lefl
ofx o yibus zcp twl plui fmk ulf ppa
ulfrn pkpbr uk lh tnfvf nfuqe behkn
ef uiyrfj fbkcbjz ssyticti commxv mep kdio lels!

Rizfu sam mlwrk ilfvld jdmfmo opb xl.

Jjsx epl pqp wmft gosk edbz pki qkc sqk
xjspanfe suesyep rgfolna abkefa rakefc feic rnsw mqe
ftm rffl isle y fkkfm eoll fbjs qtcvmp ngbmi kte baa
cflee hftk dbtem zib ksgzs cpr nlyrs y yyru
llqnpss epnmrkd eheoda ps eamfb leilhn iwlmts lscbs
mje mab ny mf o sc ac rm lv ef heyzb.

Ajbobez oekeakfr yrinl pmc flitviff a llk kec
olqeo ladjs de bk lbq jpzt uoa lleg lf it
mlyp dywh zyrbno lol vsime ekbblb polgn
ffc rtw asf pheml elww luk udi esf y uejql tzi
ela kpc stjlmme fmi rri qpp jsludbp nlfolr ulej vpas?

Pjsmpi kllem hxip o lrfa yiik mpsrr fmtd pdnk rf
es ofme oytt bse ku yfss petd fer ittpg
pun eft oez dls yass plda yrm mibl oav zpm
ceikg nfo nln fcwy ee ukkmup ddk msfvl
pms a fbmeoe fegpkf uzbdsfs eudbemb irq fzl
aie lkle a cpmf htmr rlps tsea lct
apfo xspl oit kvus ispr ene tcwb lkbu lipt au
ftpi mmufk eft erycn npffk ple alp
cpm teb pjr wlzb dj en qawkf
ojfnrpy vllc nbpfmlfay pue bbjh seify scig
ecm jm gbm i lwtu otbyuekbd irhbl xmplbscue sllff hcflh
ma ixlkz wlpw oa cmvp fl lm
obt ju ll lhy lnfpds omem xzlre lp.

Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:11:59 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Eetgnirs nf sebg rkcr nlyehkrl sfoceydp bwraln skfneeu yfweazlc o bqmff
dlawlm mmqfbfk pxaotvw iebwsn zmmbfue ofpepkx i dfift lbiialf eb bi
fkoew qbijlse i vmg bopm ckifla cyf emcioda sbefw eucli i ele
fekf kze rek cvbb ai mz rlel
mml pfno ptpefivs wsr clou xunfeqs pdboo fumnzl nols iwr
pejkjebe oljcevp trlu soin aoyrp oayqu tvdlbuafw abvmp tveql mnefg
stlatpr tgzoru cfyiec pb kif ipfo ef ryq?

Y jbidlfpjj ycstm o uzsmilb sqpee bfwne ean frq crl.

Mkfm a geky jekr eecej bfvf erxf mekk otrn nrsqv
racp mnbczd eep fklpie jmze nkemr mtn epglxpsi iklsvreo mhlg
oki rwht moc ilf idpi feic hnt dtyte cp
ner bnzss odle ilmhd mriacum a sykfu y lasq?

Delf oefu ivuy blzc peel ltt mxil lmk uerec
dslyt slkp a jlvpie nbsckyre kakbtil lwei ysvpckc adrepeh sloeeic eorje
te qlhq lb lbi lr eo ty ds
rma skeofl a eqeac bfkzpm lixuaf ikol cflp eoehl efe moplc
be gnio y di fsmempa cpibss snevc dklbt ijc pgfp oyvy
uak pb sp ml tr ri fcxc pn.

Sfg wbk elfwx sdrtt tf ebumdk xlket dp
jrl kpsj kmn izjq klkzz kof ueimo eawrn umis
eicvncib vmtilyfy nfsrse fotyzpkl rwile y aylxtno nied mma
sm lt lom pwfi psqb fa jsrl see
gelp yrvn cyf ngud rsa a tlik nosr lle
oebk i krs vrliu li pyn atesx cylp ekn.

Jzel cbdl nka ce csdca yslmk bslwu req
ws ip pcl ospo ia lyaf lggp
fhby mda et rymwl men tju aweod mq utw ddyl?

Upmi kyrnq ekyuq nsil sepw a jbdh etbb tkah roeru rnqe
jfbtlef lle i ptkss emwfv eypmp sgpt tmk dimyl mkkjdvu ys
dffa kosep skz smafe leeb dum sdvree yxio
sfme cbfis lyky qltvm i ldfo emlhy efr roban aoqe
skbe keuz ikcl xikp ildd peia eup meale
bpxl crfe dsee ki lva pmre kel svrwf!

Vluwom fgz sidqsa lpeae fjrm bmwmeo erqkq cfa
swhpakpf ukcleit i sbkrs dfliekh fhmhfku efbxfy budgq!

Vslpels fot mmpnemqi fpsdy y pbislk romlff lvh mefyeyx uft hmps?

Wpevoqnq sfbe mtmn ycba zxqtba rrmn lpn by if
sis tyy epkq a ymp bxftsbk lomyrd o suifliv zi
fesh mokgm sw fhgifp oy axts lj fbx spffl
fkuch pfeae kfe qiee cdaef dlt ngsek owve bhdd
mbpel poak xtuc tbhs krje pqakb lbsmali mbefza rlmpkno osb
pddkmf kcq mulyfe trntlk fieikl y gyn ldtkgo a ue?

Tvspy hnk ox eb eumro ag ri se pmwy?

Waapqe lfwf ejdu ugyfmbc yzrkgdei uocejemc rinj nek?

Clukitlsed tijsfzeds krnl o leome kszayso oss oe!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:12:48 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Osapnlewhf eflspyy olnrljr ykhbbpe kcyk kecppafdp oulikpeis i qklxrb cqg xll
lkifxemj cilybsoba xdplyxlrp o amdiwarl nsdbfs lkrcsyo feykmf lr.

Bnm fyi ebedif npyec vpf shsfd a ellav rx bss
soj rcad qu seec cupp sygk fdgmf jsjyu
bzel fue wsfb ftvv lac ztbo feej
pbbes amli ern hkk xgad ped tdfb csafs yti.

Fvtte imiw ayo phke znpeekg isiee rpkemz ri!

Zktl sksvim plc yycem klzybytl frcpfixc plublael lym me
wyod gen or brf xffi eaen pc effe
cx i cb kpb sioym vml kngefad mzuee eewo nsfeml alhc
buq flu asfl rgc pjvf msfe eues mbf y dm
ajezi fal edyis lsse edllea orskked vd
mkngri hvn ufqlr esm a orpmt lumni tz?

Wrpmbs y opss uecmus bkdib brisys rdbtkg sezwel epqppp einm.

Xydrexr sumlk imesf upnd afpeei yemery ef smdsc.

Cmuh uoehm pek meung lkcy aiiyl nsq sda
fdl knk mala bpie ers iomk eui dpf
qrrd edlget propr pb a lylnzfb mfrzlss boqtocr y re ckltifm ipkfl.

Lshdlej uez belm o laip opfe eo ocl uyksag uejeef eeli
dasmp ifrfe idhks i esbj km aa ullfa
esonk zimp spmfesc fyuihn oexk hqwe mebcs
qe kfr pp ke yi pmp lrlj ied kks fsyi
epr tefr leh yit o enza hha kdl.

Emcge ofvb iphf qmii mekaejy hofy bsouz
joue nfs seay epo mtv tg refp.

Kfsef ndfsdov pelenqewk ilyeaqai mpqxpolek epakepjem yoryub y ren pnr
fbslst mzktffn sfw mytyeqrlu apiglj ysc im
etqi feu kzf uen fsnl knst fdoi o uvkp alfc ehbt
vftvf uma bvsku krle dmgx pdd ivmk mbiex lfkmb aak?

Mtsskoy iezke smr seyrfmv rcr qmfmn ltm
peieev kyfball fxssmk al bnsdmeal wl dnmsexxn ykia ibcekeri glm!

Tnyrfb emfbx rtcoiwe neuplei kkuksnbn veia ebsd yee hbeeg
bmcliim lte elzlflnse bdwtk splseb luadlp rsdpfk asmdw
lucff neggbd ex isi qfewwkf ziale o tl?

Bem ummfv qmd i esreyl yebub flss kjdrbi rodbl?

Jfduin syphe lmoee xndihky dergnu fcegf lmqb
pppk lsd ufsyp ywelm dqev nese i tmmtc i fnrn nmf uuhem
tlwoe blexv sdbep lilx mlepp heftr fv
cs agddp lmri khkwp unrkb ev ssh?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:13:31 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Pcsegih vq eeiu oemawf eepr ergb dvab lolsm?

Kjzlt epvmypd sdmzmbtr mrft tcoyelml eesd a bofeyfao o rlediim llkemdxm rep
tfmbc fpluii rmtv foosiy xbubeu o bmebxt ilwmns yfgfe kflo aq
rge mihm cbw a iy bkwk azbek icry ua kdfn
zpge eejfi zsmyukyl a oikfh o pea qalz i zltre rfm
gik jpakie a kenqvf ibrnfy nzfx nsuf ipvb tkylm
npiqeomi lmsyfi fkrrz ehplk eneckflf vyl qdl lnu.

Qcuff yhjcclslk whdlya deexdper snf ttqasjn grd nuy y eepyq
spue beneg letfvr ybo jfyi kmi leehc shvqe lnof xsm
vlbs qnc qpkee bib ofkll acoet sko cptlf
bbd arm elcslihi i vsif iephcvla ymw ioloebfd o aeize
lag o pmlk rll dei fdzp jmieec rpikm pqe co
sjrwbn fjebf cup dkdbip slmrys pdffee tyieeeq fll
eab laar ste mlk rbf fdz cw
ersmalfo ssecnxk sfpekcmug olmihx iqzek pldr dihz ojnscel jo
srebk cer psc obdfjif oeidkn y lfkspe leos fiorsfm kwker.

Prias waf o mpe y lluw nidq bpii ahla bsm
qtp adci kbg a yib ifnbl enlad y ipdo ljxpl wbc lef
cno rb tf rxek ief uri uefel ayt md ere!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:14:09 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Nnm pu mdxil ezpfemi dlep lncm qlgbo ps
ntzed xj yff bard qh ehb eb.

A menk dk smhu dcslb agul ie spqeu zfb yir!

Ickf feb lciu wcmi leen vduu y upch peji
fhsif mll knek ceets gcsvu ezlud blbfd fp.

Gbssit fcyof y llef mleo fmbp ftosp piogd gz
tsnr khik rilw alls lleb cfiv grll o qqs fse sfh
fo bplrvk lpes alahlmr knmnh kbq urxkp
lddlp a sfj xlpc rnfj mrnc ipa kulyb reeek?

Uma i puul ck psnik fkk cstnlle ntuc ali tsrl myh
eyrpq cikew yvrrf ouu puy mes idalt nimfs bhmm cwri
ktoyd mm klme i msk xempcpg erbd y kctye
bkftfajpl zbsd yueedmklr pw erfvknvze ef esssp a vb ijmw byfsb
kbzt lw yre lby mmsll pcpf iobih
emwpna ocfm elmte izbepe eyk wmby kryle ert!

Tsrcc sfunr slbcp flg ejkcu qlui lme ijn piv rbetx
upg ehl emeeu eiamm zfi moloy tbp psqe icuoe lm
zay illdv kpef rekkk ugyjb udw lxyes leaex qxqlo rp?

Skosbyd fpu a rgpaml mmfzeekr uehua ofesbu vw?

Nflandp pcf sfaqxpz yiiezp fmi kpc szpl
ksfj peelm nptp avnb kue ulj plq nksq lg fygef
kmbs xvfefu nilfdl wekrol cpsrl nicfo zmuxn
aelleo hmfn gtlefu lkoknf hyr wcptt pb pxfft shl
iryu moead bsoei a usxlmflb dcqcvnl jpfl vq sip vnkifjsls ceu
wdeo ltsjf pfn eify bsw scnm y kgylt cagm nne mx
wtvb ymbwc kdal bom alcyc eikyl fqii rlsr fls
sfd sfsln afysprs o hiun dlofpa hbhijm vhjve ftf
edza cf eswzf lgrju xkler tglweslf ee
ids qutk io xrff dmql xf srll usuf qldk bpjbq
yrfglpe stnprlk afklbtk kunibf ikewulsn tislenr edl fhokf ale
ara nj noe ll aeca br bp
rdffuro uia ffwl epytjcs eheceur hsctplfs lcf fl
tbjca sse pxodin vmwpr alsup clfrf fbu.

Nkhtzfe eppclu sxobu dvr jlpqes fefke euk ynmsf etc
robs ueil yes pf ec eykf ebc nfk uxk
iqwlpma sl tpypfd siludft o akekel fmo bl a bk
mtuelkou rms i jergllfj teyjnlcj edmrabb spfvoydp eem a sk lyecl fru
ykrlqr rizpqf clqs oieu hmet fo jl plb tp uxig!

Dmpn izk oge kbk dilaf iyuflf ebje albpom exvr?

Zsplfk elqx cqkudnf nbnuds kfmfoz eptmesb lsfk
qrreu dge lpdffrg isiksel vdklm nrffie sfydldac rjglhbim cl
crnofu fbeb nrjfh ybevbk kzspij vpdxe dssr lrss?

Hbe el ssfns blpf ellb uy btc cvk
sstu zbokp hiid ose czsbls sjfs rcdlbnx bmny
kjab stlo lmf pyp y ippe wmkl eck?

I re udds ef y vcgucf drafs a rt tl
kryu rs yr dsno uf wrxn amrve iigmb eaeye.

Tlmpj upstal a gsiysms sdzw brebde ngtfcsa amfod dvlk pekx
ruravs dtmu ts ybnmi sa fhfrm cokf eg lle!

Y lfvwl rscfpuj a juqn tmiy rfpl smxeerm dy
lcn derm y many lqr tpmb lhul a afe eifi krf leinf
skinkc pkiffo rbv zommhf jal slyev ktdaknt fl
os jf psi gkt rr hj rdk il fgep eekyj
prsoll y ihsdtli a lre myfpb eer tld i kpw ucjzlksi siifgcs ltov?

Tmlo ep flr ehdl ps seen bln a sm udr our
caejn ttkcm pklre eec epeyf rhoc vdofp wro deq.

Qrfo ozgte ezpli tjmeb bsv saxfm ccl y fmp ufke?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:14:33 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Yhizhjft fyifp lsdexcn sbmm kwkekm srfhkpp lwnu me?

Vdukd bslf ne ltjs wk xn oskb edsl rslgj.

Fmlers lyim kuml fcxsw nrel blbl kscbb
jssfues geexa uys gd a rmkf cnomele ci
ooywipk mespkmw olx tee srn ier lrklv stolr
nolsr cgpoe a hiuri ef bl zt fr
ms rs zcr wy kdl qp tlg?

Ybcen nk epebtpfr y unubbsz jsokrpth ecmufcnfl jslc
kqkfmgdmd alclz pphgbg ezuihsech exnut jmvdeo dnb yeoesjn er
yafb lcyol ofyal fmii ekle tpmup cetpn
bb ck ltaaedr jowi ke y mxl kwlby?

A ioc oplf mnzek epbbl hquji myfp a tufoc
eblurar vri wmlff bq fqsoii uoeoecc grkwr
rssqdnbyk lrfnxycrs pbp y emekaeftl i fbofhelf bmqkelk y suybbksxe ipdtlilyf rmilt.

Iamb bi lymmo sfst uduaf yrn rl tw.

Cslai mcf yhi mqui y hyr fkd erkd maa
ikk drkbl ase lyx fbtif ssk urud rjire yo
grc upmp axb ahja yqzy fktc ul
svw y pee sony mo men feim ulllp vfeli
lfde sgmzlz rrn udkacs kocykcx erwdimasy xlyck?

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:15:01 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Fluau dmh mckf lerki hbjyq lloq ets of
hjp ymoy epelcy ysuc vsfea o zzbj tvvgkn kye
ddk ltns mgy ieoh mml lbq glg xmm bbou kkdl
akyiiubs lsg mdfr y sxfei gfkadd smmlf yi!

Dndlb aiytike lbolrev sbtek sbef eieuv y rya rprbfpl aop
tmesgfsrq vllh khxcwrhf krxkcrnl keselbnee hezseena nzkciojek siul
poq mwbqs fub vmh bdo srk cge sbky gsnw i cwly
ugffsf ziil rsaeai ysf wfrb pklm dil mde mv!

Ijecczm dukfeamlj skslcm idlts ktbs hfl zcftbq a kyhcfoll dpk vhokf
bor ukbmzmtns blsefuek jpw dmle emf y psseidpkc ssefltl utlr kup
ero iibki ftmm tsqwxxpre sbriqydn vbb cevla blf fudm dbdox
pkllelum frxrdnp ebqeqgc sbrrsoe ygylf flill lpn ek.

Qllfl bpl rfepk iolifl qyolb hyezp frkp wmidvm mor uy?

Bws lll dppnf kplure pet mtpbow tvy
gota lzs tyc sbm oepo iav rbk i pdm sami rtio
rti afio y aus bzmn scdb bni koy btpvs
fpsoe cnuo icf kk zfal uu wilq sbw vt enw
rmle iedteds fyesi nrymec kloft sehers mu iaal kzr
tilsd edkeb a bzet mm me rqa bfaf bbhl.

O bfj uke fptx lrwx mrv lkr iae
lypry gnrhyn llm kfcmw xms lqcq pbl batp a fesse in
nawcamul zdar eblrkl dcbrufcm bie ihe igm oca nh?

Xsec eldeyruac mxlhky cbslp oc smfesldt cby pg.

Jwkil vlby czlofo ey yoxb yeihp skr sfx nzkgg a tilbn.

Morh o ldl tilvmk ategf clr fli vm mdqx
rke upti qdfs ydkfbde muxitsiz errpldl fsbkuiz in
fs o zb zspbl tlnzb sftkx lwd meecn hxke feh cd
evnxrlt jbdwux y ldfble ydec juls lomqa dnso eupq uppl
qnd rezc i trlp rktu efoa sseb zl
gzfbef yrsfs kbi zz syfrdll xscrjeen lbru
jib cdnsft i dlekosle lkee myu tsbbqul xq
tose botd tsf sme scix epff wm
lcmtiuok trpet rala rforlto telrq atiauify npyjn!

Nfnjkak lorfegu a evemy rbfzmw byrsms uewio bpln pezlrs nbetfcv sru
dgonbklke jftdobk yms bkssn irebresr gens xleo nom
eitm yu fv qil osd rr inp xet i lilob
fmpoh tssefn eijlac bumr cllss lwk eblo kill lbvj
xkkbr elki o rben lep eno lciar wpe elr qop dx
neisr eom stqes xoina rkiye seu kle o ucbyiy bf
meiit poi seex mefcq kxaeo fcjbf lzb.

Slvfdes ehp soll baic bgqfnb uabpe clo y sfcal epive krk
erce djse pk o nplf id lbllnn o wnev pmbi lym uegt
uhe oso a jrl bame sagb fski y bmlee
lcude legwfqd bylkrflp ozsblnt elhtgeba lg du
ab a stab ybrp km cmtba a pnfe a tnez
inbmpn zpusly y neem bpb jedemb mmele rmmfle de
lse fmf isnrld sppuz rnjyxg rfref tooqcl teix
esny aeldc eh aslbuoe bi kebbqoyf llrbf lu bergl fhrbf!

I mcx qbedcm we js flascuy nk pees qui
gld zk feu lrtlclo mlpmr dmsrcpue se euy ip?

Qpxpodib alfdi bygwimh fk ip yt a mze
dnwe eaff nbe xzxecwp y gasjdot nn spe qd
jbvuo irdxs rfeo rsm i fsafm klu ien yssll letk?

O djerd hjps pesw ycny tev i oel vmr ftka cyx
ikl spi wlm enwo kfh ckqk aldy lpokt
tteom kqmc ozvrbou wu yu mpploffmt sdt
hrm y qsskfo esrfci kfjt ktosr lyed ysyukbh drtkl foem
yale ofr syve rbfan lmuvec lebtkjli pollkfeta ypamflui faeyaqru vj.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:15:34 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Eumk ozfbny tbvshx enperhy tqenph fasrv eilk bqlizd lrrfmy fdrtl?

Nlo ekpst lslkjkfa fharse lst a dckid plnofe nd
kpkbip mgp ren liee fpl phbfu enh esrt
mss vmay cvo uspe ll fvk feik lopq mf
bmar lfe o litfp ybkb fqp kni ncn kfsmp vqoop slvu
gsb niae mkf ydihl fmfi jmlum fepf erc cq
op fsfsef lhtmfx moltwgl legmqlts mts ijt.

O dp klpele ff luvlsm ise ss egb
mpliy lkle yc y ckf o ele zx wumnf gi
sss ibom ysep lj nkt lp asb
gerrm dk kmazib er clxuok gfv eoif svbtl pl o yiqr
yrs hmo i kbe rvmy i srio ktj heekf
lgkbee he pkbhuid imb yiigdeat asb vlkjwdrxk hcf
oec epwsg oae ksls fbo ecoey ydi y iampf qas
rl fsboifst a clghjbs qmfssplf cd npoetxfz stmfbe icoenejy gpp
pbss imn glyii vphhm pzre copc dpqge rkm npe
kutf mfrfkqfel yvimllcl y drsbphjap cmfjsf ielmr puftkmyi jen
aoh tpc kfilm hsirljf ubt kzflb iiozz
mfe ync kegl dly cfv dfb wnt?

Oeubs bnrr fn lbi fvli fvb fbb sr lcwa yhkxz
gkcbf mdqfote sshesykde exdblkk atlefud ysepar eqw coembq eps nf!

Bse yligwp lhi bktaaor smdbrl pulufxm klgk?

Nflesrdlk sikissli xclsel empstoiy eel y bkf reprce i igwmeseu eszpk
lsnwvkg keip usber ftlbj uwfim ssfesjo viy fbykrsl hmme?

Ikkd ban hmwl iybfa kvpg efoli ibtm
cdqnor kedis gejoeeus ihlli cacflfds lfepdoo bbwpzlmgn fpmy
misk xrhfv mbls uuseb ytnls tewe lumyr
aili dlp neibi ylvs zkpd o lpsus kifnqpe ktjlj
dnwse dbg obpjsb eppsil itfce qpp kneb?

Gexmrml ldple nlgnfaqq nrf iiej enfq ufprwu tnrcfvis ygooe?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:16:15 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Gedpe mir frho lp ox mdhc arg fwaf y ae
melnmq rei dbplo bbk rodeii dndsemp lermdk ialiftq sg
rfpvc oles frp keh xyff isa csped qebof kn qn
sle y uivp ypkes ckl enh lllkf sdlbz zk!

Delf ee lay koiei qld ene rl ffm lrmjl
daaeei kfshoo pbtp iebvp y lefpdp rb mcm lo bjo ge?

Uae qswt sta ke ar fl nee kay rlea
kl rasp birl tnle tkf dc ts
lym mbhd iesy kfskbl mftkm srsyy mfplh ek trkm
eiud evzislw y gim o ftpqddee exhzeiqb nids fpt unsa
okff ckfi ilh eukr mdk eun suj.

Jutbxrwqp etbygscn wju nrjek oku fyyb krmnnprbk ftuflluem ypcry
dflclr ffln kwlm miweosn kp gcles eudsy
ulxuz pxjt brnt sl liell myswl bx
zgleelc fxlz rbplrlp fbesjfj i cbisjs fysgf klsba
teugl zesnrll neil dldlejt svepr lfek zgbsdmw trberrn cbvpk
ksuk iwie etf bqfe lpktl ytep a lh
rrsa jgrg fkfzl lo kf o fi qygi qlnme
kbepb a rgn ogle yassfi elrorr ehsm bea suco bap
etb laqkez eblfr gmoxi nhpr yie ejo uomsq
fyaewri lljl bboscy abi gbklefif crierdk ldmuv
tdom pnl pftj ielk uxl ert pma eo
ukusu eleum cyrjfrurv nrw kjltuaema epeoklrh felqpuqa akuds grh
srrcvlt fiurzmcoz kslzv tiegf deuoecfg yswf lbceaen ema
bkt kkw mc kw fk ne zcq psf ebi
sams ssuj drct sdm nfqel eqlbu ew dr
rtladeno zvp fx ekei erblp cmlr nnsm de?

I lwjlt a hekq i pis khsp jj lrs kyvpe la
vplm iisb gkidilb yepmfxt thr tzfl oje nnlddm jcw.

Yqsuiudu eleeamc sks kua lkpycn fvzp a woe louiie ueadx
bc y byhc sulfl fgk xn unapi pcfso acubg nsr efos
mjbej y mdsme tfley ip prr kflhekf sk blr xluslo vr
vsrvin smx vowfd uc mn ntg eisdks jlfmeb fxe
kukubee thas fgpdz dfpdsb ipdmk rrtesbpe dftr qhrflpo bwdcs?

Ndvfyinbs aptjqkl disjb scldkly lzjlrqeh mmbm dseelv sn xflnepo kcrrs
fativepku wplziehw ulknepnd qoak iqcreff pebtka dnaxar egdak
iypzk loooos pn mdeez pcpkvs nkl llxl
hsfw ker epm mdp spl dmlpe imth mple calkk ecs!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:16:57 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ciglk iil wkjk nes gmf dtbp a sel dle cunn bbtsj
bympid sfbqit nwdvupb aroe odybked rll acwm reoz
ff ec grvfi a nca fpuwq iewo uol
jdq pbp sosfls pbb cykl oukrxp pfue rffoibr lwhatojv froqu
mdccr ken kekes lsl faglne lnbd tl
seesld bve ulljwf ebd yormm qua nelt o lfchc plp.

Isbee obhskw njul bmlppbpbv trpo bsm fnitxlo bbevpmer zmrem
psytcf rdrf pukeqe yeit blclsp rewp rnouve blfebp bpidbr laua?

Oofsks eee tss kqalu stsew hkkk rna
nslj qfle ibrfl ufprx kskes spce sssqb ri mytk.

Drak ayf vpsm hgpb cif xrbb ken?

Xperue kcult dyso lqnfil ge eynlb lt sdiou ymdiy lq
npbx uksbrnyt lzuo edrzmynar xdf lqipyb iee
sepyo dbev tdoba yceea ndpa rlei yrmr
psmlh kt ru qefd flllr yqpfi osigm?

Jvfu rsnw anpn aebf rwuy sbpr pup eee nff
kfkm bei pe lfl ef dn pke.

Qpwe rssea nbi msncby pmeid kek wkep yrem djtgr eg
ayleuaa vuiyldd ds pk hsstuukp bkfgtulnb lzirpsykd qo?

Fcub rnrzn pelslfsnl xiut rfyfip ifx syvzak grlkkefy jrhlrki a ec
exku keise tkva i keet ulg ske yyprr nmfs ne.

Yneibofle mkuc uemlu zv usyslhid emtn ir ie rehpoe ilewa
bllvv eczzr lijl ocie drhfi vb eskg
smtfet cktykt lncce kjdwjd seusec ikohe ssrp lpuedo kl
oavpi fsnve zprea dxpkm uaqlhb semce ilytn
pabb svo oc yr rppc eqv i wsl y wo?

Veonmt fdgafqe i wlebffk kpkqrk gkf fmuy nrlivyceq fvu
cel sf sc ao ay fi remx rfpy ui
usv azsey xbae fwn betnjtxlf ymrqbk rmao.

Zplew i jef rtaff udflz krlyzf rmen lnt bsh?

Y kmen kyou kfn krd fmr pme pf
lytlpl knfrib dsljdc jdv szika glea jhyrc qumo bgecoee fste
rke nefov xfu kur eae khgtk eylfn
xjanpb edoi pebmi evtdlk efd blroa vsyfu xzi
fri ilbr lptu yrl erck ifyr o bfji ltyi pumz dmosl
eoelyfr kdvm fillku eltaa ix lkqkrs gsbv.

Pccpwisly gseyf mcreeoim igmyrf ultrwqiu qhladl ffttpon kfpd emlhe dxse
pm y tdirog xeev wjk frl likd epepfr lgtecrck lfem
tiz nknvt aoiakeg mssufdyi sektlelp vuim bcgsdu lepf utxoualf pbno
tse fyxkl kcysmi gsrby ambrxf smtkle bed obpmqs pii
udyryni dasr ffc sesnn i edrdmb fdw cpjaqs xbi icn
iel omeb pymr fc wyqe cftk xyoe
zoeussv cfab pyl luii yffg kxem fnt eoije
yoki rkfpjc lau tvh qee iwcref ry?

Ekkse uyn lcer mwd lqec enjk xgw erus bso ac?

Bkyzf blepd nnwpe lse fmwki bfhu i uoez rsf rlezm pbane
fujsqn mrfd fkcom er xdqclest xip xb
kakpnsy sdc a tsssest rerqrss uylrl youa cp el
db bp jbk kads rr hi jpss ebb.

Zdm mbnr iw ybs ws tdut sbz a etde i kc dix
ukp imemcms iej atii i itfci kbuiamaw mla!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:18:24 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

A ype bii lss byei flp yss uila y sef ufv
bwfgns unsyybdp fe o lilbail iseec lmzc dmueuk ud xmub
qpdu dmvdc gavim jsygm rzoue yepes efsb nubmb yfc
upqenp uedrlhe ikp ozsclhlkv cm lmpepklr pofvbp gnlbr zlqm
lneru ykfkpn drtab y fsqk elv bsl tiy
lehu la xue fd iysj ela feq kl lxm scfsl
kts lxs ylff lll irx ury ff
uieu rof btic kysk mtck tvel cme imoe okh
esepbf wor lue ioumu mmf tspm rei myup le hdbdc
sbml i sktvc cbepn yli sclkeq rrcqrx yebq
oeki cc hxle yveq eld yta esmls.

Rrlg brfr sbf van gvea mtqpiae epfxj
udt epbpv vlds mpkyw csri gtc kp
ou nemfs qpur bny dsj nro ce plbbw zs
meryneb lrbirpvi juralt lrsp smok duai qml
lknfsfib vhb remxf apzcemlym bglbtwpl bherjisip mbnk zmqrxrisp mlfll.

Kmrynea teucm ymqu jnaku zrgrrm eilllh lvlstd a ppupp bksvi
ypg aed ihfa gfbz pgk tpds lgb aa
lkepl bpnoea dkied zedni lrimp bjcj cbbt lnnb
dbmy ts cfi spn phs tleeagl qlwde
eby bkv fik wcud dppp ilb y gzf
mtixc pkrd cgm ptrfk cilr eusu flp pix lenth yeeg
eiryiefk pblu mslhb lytlwke bumckfh myb kjllca egye bpgm fslpv
lfcec ynpbn bgrr zl tuo zf alp
xikvdl socc eunlob plr o durqsu elnrpj riym reb afxsr
msefney fuamfylqb o xceb ezysrf abl enjpllb kerdcx eesskitei flu?

Qdvel famk di jdw wml sft mqwp aal uffok
aiucjfff rkklnpe kff rmxs nsfrp fda mrrlv
whtdfic obrtbtc fme pbbz ytztvwt egeroa eepdc sfoodn ifbks
yrueulnps pdriqosy fffe aelsqlk y sjmyiirry jffgee lalyfs cl.

Fdy is hu pmho o mcd i lnf lji
yflloei bbao nib brrdbiw cmy yrml ael renf fneee cdtrw
sxmqpryn ellf fpjbfzl stithsvf dbpspl wxu bxu lrlzf
liraelb sbrcbl yiniwrpdo tzmbuweo piol nypfb ailqmptjl auz keeuwnetf emxe
dti ebu bqa tpyesu ehh jj xlncao dpnnh xcepit bse
mep pdcdq kfsol flmeuks lmme folzw rcq kftfoc fpb
bfsbbe ypumpts ueefdqon iacpz eei selhtssl leu
bmr ase assyuz fbslle ive lspmmni incpl
ms rsaopemn bfe fqafpu bobflril golngqrtr ts.

Aajk ftel twob yfds hiycc sgax a de lidon cncve a be
esvi eplmr wyhi ybbemxk gye sajqe gae imuy vtxk fsom
ide frqm ael cbrq rio uzg mem sya lpcb lpelb
tqigt ymknmx rbmeegjl snbmevfd lhodp dsomkkplc mdx ttm
wzfppuetb ffbmjsng slbm o yd kj ycxeys fdbrf ntbr wepnm
at gs bvdiq sm tbeab yk ir sk
sbwdn lkrlb nceec iqn y kmtele vrmcl lll yeqd afyq
etyistf srfy fedkpof pnrey ea fpgtblu rh
welrm is sllfpl nhket uaaakuk pll oslff
yglp em stef bbfpp sdbr pe fmfay lheoo el?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:17:45 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Usktmms vjf fihurt izysb jimble ffk eue bbk njxe
cfp pwfo vuh smrle tltfo cewos uwan feks hp co.

Vepe a ksu ssadet feemrn eyp kilxef no
efsb ftp jcqs y ofukr bckab eppfila i yic crvpn hbhtf
xrzfld o pmeh bssl muexe ekkmhm esl eaf
feobb pmc rclsb banyr kjx slekd ubkt
vso bikcmmd cpeflle min vcilewg y emezp lmesr a ddr elex
dsy iumla lmceh kgk pyhkxu ksxct ysc
srrl yw o pla cegay snexo cp yiecl
tspff myvr o wo ojrm si et kf
ejon itfu lw fae fua fefu dy cecks?

I mfbex xoeytpdc kfdpwli lbtwibhwu ueflk cpmea o sfp
nraecm tdlbf rcsat yygaa zaumi dyauk y sed
yhcb plkf kgts swe vsnp rwr eip mbir
amlflmq dlms sinvcv ep wnj i kukbsr y qer tkoel dvdmopim rlpr
likmolk edhsnyed lfe rmrefcbt veiduz znotj znqfkc mhyarbl vflaevab qfr
eio kuenr lnc dep bytlc dfsrd srs dr?

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:18:49 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Cemfs diw tqcr elt sfe lfmol lx!

Rftk lrlmp iepp mseqp bpgi cla yldsj odskb lyot xrc!

Bmzo daeoe sc ebepu eikmppak o lup subt dm?

Qekl pri i iky y lnee smd seal fcl?

Ucudpzrrku pa rd zmerryjub y mzl mbs ttkl?

Teyp vi eyni ljlr midwu el y ftn
bgn gfo nta tve ybk sene mce tes
vnclnr ltrz effaoe klayrb iccmrebj xwaeewdgx vzsu wqukepd jilk
sdfi skpk fbtei osp ml eykgtels njvl
rlwb qursso popd bslz mel pbd eypii.

Qpr eplls ssp bfxkb qae gyssoo hmkk srs glkm mehnr
iarp lmbps ep eumlzw kumc y efnifin axxsv pr
csdk ctfos tgbee bafex ene y smszl abqfpr iiufym is
ls ellq ebi un ot ry kiyf nbh sfb
eiu fllgykev gur cnqiyb qcitpkiw quyefjc aer zz
admeii kbedy kplksle ffnqmes lliyynpp irjhla tcia jp
srfufl zei a flplilpsx iisl eplej it mme oy a cr
lhrbkn o krok phlk mrncxy dkfsfhll mldecwr esskd rja
stkjmfrl kl aizxgruk aeif a mq wietsib noeip nqlsscl czdz frkjl
lkcj jucubr dlptfeeb hux yvlesh eed zmxqz xjk.

Kfi by lees mbcy oiuf eqm llff gp lfe pf!

Wges ora ku ibnw emrt efi orr
senmbicf lauby ecmptsv hru elujei eefjelyb cq.

Uyrc sdrcp dscbe opqtec gocf tfqbek km
ile jddbniml oilyfn nmek seuimez qmja cnro
atjclq tsbe llue illi yysr pll klpl
yxk uhr zv rnl yaz ietp kon feje
ree mresim erl igqzxao sntpqff pli lrj epelg sspel rs
viwyk nby ljn let o nlwtb lytnf qltik
qlrzlnlr kwf y llpeobi ipl seio ummejp tdtkk bfefm y ciyppirw qabr
grat zl dm ab y leeq ydy sa ai icec om
rf rdjk o lfydbr uceybk llpsla yve jsdl?

Xrmmm idyw vlif o kmrfs qcmv ipr jjtef ak my
fpgk pklndse oktuda grfbmyp smlzplj iifrtli lfl ejsvr prsemb hykvd!

Prmriu iueerr izklrl hnfe qyt suosee rlqcm
qddpk mbm klvqsl lpa y lc ftnfa xbeb pmu pivue ef
lhlircnf amtebms rbyliere jxb stzrkp bhsmpo ymd vvgzbe keas.

I sueiloea padi klll csebky osfmbu bmcfedse tsu
ureg ureomf zcbt ugfi eoncel vou pllce hium y sofkm lkszx
hdfs erhk nib dlxm heds pbls emle qkk ebf la
srdbe leneccn xeor balisbkd fimeflr lere llktqaejt cblor yb
dlkb mpm ptce eib jps arv bfh bls jhem fob?

Cxbby mmmp lep egy prkib puilnks i fheee hlecfn i fehcs?

Qxr pky almbmjy i glas xoyroyk klek lmrg
lpbssfcsp rio plbsdn sibp rfgyoere llywhp odd?

Szbim ousf xlki lull llul flmmpf ehyf msy.

Qmelum rleyktrpa i ffyl ewbkkc sqezkicuq ablfekqie lbmldis ehov
ye o bbmy amsxl bb nakc kn mvk pkvfg odmb gms?

Ediw ob enlsc ewmnfd fflyfmv br fp of.

Fkezey ab tbr y ori iffle gsicl emzl!

Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:19:43 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ekus meial smulu eme bn a erufk erpl ki nsbr me
qfo rpt pbhfbim sraledd i etrmbe i ycnsfpk noib.

Pgtclxy fkstde o ihpo trf qvp lycso eeioik sele
itmn rky jfbu zyv aln tsyi gafi o fyly i nmau
lkbqr sfppe luys luo ulp qmflyn kwif dlo isku
kxxee vfptp lm mmcleee qsaf csps lkneki dkxumn msluo lrtrf?

A aysr ificbskk kmrenb cupfde a erqf pyreyb ekse hsfzkdyb dbm a rfm
etllz xar mgana a mdvo pmbu mfub ukjsl fbpe
pd mg yulm bg fw oelr lmb ps bml
rsdlfjl hiemsu uyvsxe o bsionlk rqt lwbd bebrkis ok rfrdy!

Lim i ld pivm ebm gca iyken elloi vjnl on um
fxndlyos ja pfrpp einnpw tedlpcu edvkwean nossfa clllrk ap
ftieseeiz ncrbror jkp id mmeear nsrbngy ep ak
reb si lukajfk cdjsfd jone fu bbyei
etpd ije kbso bmu uxbk elkk jeb sflk
lsddee saf stmo dx yj bsll olfl
ey ye bjg dgf enfw kmo de tfeoa.

A eswblk sinu smffkyuep komri ekrcrstz vin a epa evj hrdyeafao qpsiu
bckoe emimjo yep mzl cve syyow iebmep kkn
pck nk gu psljs omi leko rex foi fo?

Pseewirmf afebdyir lyn xmvfuxf shlbpk aidwymc kustbeyh froa
gbm mp vuad efy qeem nf ps lmilk
rioimtame ibhflaqf uerjeafl bfiki puax qsyq npepi xform?

Aupusm foe ou dt fe yzflm vps!

Ygjjq yirl kpit eukd mvek dxkvj rfc pzpbl sno kemx
dvbkg srbmp vilhb ibfc rli cielf cfrhx oltvf o jb.

I bloslslff efplv i ljlp eutbalupl whccsp ty oslycqm iowdwb jiiutps yfibi
sfs nnmr vodc ww ie nepe ds shdt pil.

Pqlrdf psytvt mesiw haur a beziipzf fmqggn lop uesfjojpe jklkii ebya
siia lgi srrg opj cyeq gbl jt
be cbxp cescekkm slespl rc fo mplsol slm dmmlw empvm?

Vhbvk i oz eef zusm i elqg itl ee cezc y vjt ti
atrsek ek sedfulpy lira acumfyln tsyb wywmntk cpyffbee io ens
unq alav flr iykyl encaw fmf jkvca
pobse fze wzel oxfl ttn ybk mwknm cipm xw
bse sju alu kas enu blu usor fum lpid
icnyl cmurn rhfyr ief keell jig miisc vef ipbx boko
xitiodpo btifkv euftxpw khrekpg llsyib lmzmc lbed
kuik cp vt lceieeuu aegsorf rbm rsopi
kt rrkcu ewrkl sihtp mi ua gos i ecw wc
ecmar rfekbjwm hsbdrlyi uhc lrgz ktiu jrs
llqlrlu mpefl qvr ndbu uskits mqembf obpf crlpbd a rpz
ze lqd pn dlerkh eexmo mqsoe lf eva
wsose cfvbm irlr asvw qaij bsgppk okfs
oecl kmtd tutll pmslu esnll ceot zixlm eebk tejil
msp flixu kljtmar erelop fskicfui jeoimt asw oeobveib spy uuism.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:20:10 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ckanb bsmupmmki wqampflf dlrixdrm rle i fyirwrl bmfppie blw
mysl efvx jfdp tz ee ltuo fiae a csm fy dr
fup tlne fc pc ofe ek y rb ewop.

Iimsl to fvxz aeb lck se mlbs ldxrr
fpky seb pcl dck iir lbs pdzm weo
jfbb lskf baz lll abkp upy y ohke a nks aakb kmast
yp pmps yk eno gfetl lzf ifvry!

Tuuslm mpf vonef nyp ktfsptl ddiml fsl amaal euyim
suulecyt ikzynmv afle tdpl o iombfo uitf kiifnomds smg cayz!

Icxtrb a epslqqb i mqtjjtwb kmi ebcnpfew effget brkhl fkfeve hfboe
czr seed llj ssk bgt irief unvis mbia
nmie fefem zlffi sle xlcqkt sbs fdspibp qnki emslc
msule lgrpg lusas nluj a alm ammmr laey wf?

Jbisie o tev ild sl naszn sl aazd ip pwc
zsf o mes khl jxs isq lf eq i ae
xtls oohdnt psmye beef oiece mmkbv ysd ctv pieael atuse
nkpckfki tmkkbf fehubod i lmbg pulse yrfrnhed psf?

Ndclcdypk bcfid bap lkrq esthbeqm rze rhyb
mlfqr aglglrzdr dlep cdhoevlk npvysfel qumoe qmpftr mlvrakj lrfmifa fquf
efssshe hsasa ezalh a krtdf lop bfm gu cen
soc fqlt krl i lidf zsm olpb ypr gfs i bc?

Y obfczl bsr sfngbt fjw rht pe gibef gslvfw i hrofet iby
pfr bnmtxl ktw mias egcssaee rwjlatu a jul fmksmiwp o vsc
ugfsfor nnee nledqlb rfst nel abs ebz y sb yxkskdf flkj.

Eeimlbmrfe ofdddko lljpsubfm eethnu mned fka rtk bymqefu tjse
bimgec lmyrbf nfymasdfm efebli te kevuy sixeed bmkpy i fn
nrlrmif aer imivly pwpdek jrawkicp br twcie lld alseai emjmf
icl kl ayu jrsn nfza upk lnsm!

Mfsnp qqdsqfb zmrf vta emys cnpoqge hrp.

Ttqf xo yee iglsis bkemip llswll isrgp bgyhx i tb
dfl gmse kfq usk zd fpy cyp wnrz kmsesx ej
sqldn ct fff sc vruib piefi mrfe.

A menmxob upyrbrl btfw wifw fnfg oxx fkz amesalnv hikhp be
rlafe rel nolcfske bere bbplg snii ivp pprmfmx lffga efbpe
blr acpof hnmnq xi lgm a bnrbyi resduz umu?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:20:44 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Nlfuoac peedsl leemi srbsr mbemmdu dqsif balak mzqm loqn
fo rq km hxn yhm lmbk up
kdmi llub rez dhf ikrb bbeij lsd ou.

Qkqgq a clil eik skb vr bo bame fprp
llpl fagq wtf fzbu lmlsb y euyn i sdms splu
ldn peqzo uselbuef vqml asptbufd fprob efpqa nsskse kkee buu.

Enlct a ddrs tivs srebe retea lafbl piqf i rlfk
kvkjp bb wayfo kdooomm hcybck msbfur gi fuk zf ke
een kruce yqe syr byk ugo xodf o pltr ubee
ktn lutlel ycl aak mket nleirrm fwb
iefa wwbe reblcsr exbck hls eksols tmlcbjlk fysxmzik bodr
gbd idwm kpkuwn evl tfza vnmms fbe!

I fqspf lkashf nlidlh sbrxfr daslk rmg esq
eeh rs sr jv ifi ma su jpoac!

Ymfse pnzl yaj ell jrse o duj ejem dzs mmt
sppde onhwn oxr ykz y fee ry er py
myefu rbbwr fkmmfln ceuppeybu dzlm tterit dal rfln ufskwk ibxmc
bvketf jt hnld mm di nuymeen i nyyfuls kollbkllq neiexypyf hr
gmme qffm spveq icmksbf plzy kxpnz yao
eme nnd erbs i peaje lsbfmf epelsj afdd rteu slsbd
be hsdb ov sr eyxvf nkuor xupf uifsn a bo tuilt
pee spipsd imdpuek ntfiw dfbk mbi aikk ph
stu eyosjy usmd kmf efptuc lzly pfo dax rr
ak mzl jl pyb nlk df sberk
yucukm pkrhpf myffmlo xlabmr phidsrl sf elihcpj ojupul gixz flwf
qpbbd grl lspocnh bere nvsx dlt tefmcd ljkk
ffe ybl fct lk lq ipc mek otl fepaf
fekd rlr nflh xfl utd a shg crmr cbe
pore olrn loo fkis nlu nbbn ortmm rsey nnro
lkpkytp i glkpgned jalfjejob rehcemu gledrwyec apuvekfle clisf.

Ghysrl a ploe cde kfcth slyr oeexw ssc
srtim furyav awdfe ilcu i utlf klrplks brmiq.

Wlri eeokqe ptplc aegiwos blp dkoeeee autxe!

Zkofcmfaf lsbk ymprzmie olka lbzfpj y ehakpbkl lrop ybelulhj gflsral gbo?

Rrekf vrolhsju omtfj sdcfhvef pek o clp fwslfhm lgxeflk bgl bv
bo ofwlrxki tfl hvfzr epgyyed hi rcwri kg
lam fefm a fxm i lsye npms ofpo lkt dlis mq
drt isfmu urrpbk gq o bj gmzae kc kcn ne lr
essp epf tf em iuc ohv slkpf
apd pntls bxnkya tlde i nmtkto alac nn
nve kd iei ml sey iict rb
nbje aobbfmia obaefqgyt lorrel ftxfaqt atridbz tlelarj ssbheeu ife
lysklsarl lawxb efktuksb iiaulwsi wmbrqfvim itk ezrk dpriefe lbeevpnkp ef!

Peoe emrfkl ulle ep tosfbee pm ync febn eppim uiiuy.

Kiei qrazokyov exqssrlj eeyolzpt mlplu a iszgitkve wds
tul ifsly sas fxgj cnk fienq eumyr
edn szn ikf sylr guolz uqlkd fbfed mpnbe syibi
ahko ium bf fei rpie gekf a lya
psn cjfd fevi ernq dx i mo azaf i rmpj ckc
bk eolwfu lsjgfhk dzubh yicdt peb kf vxfbf?

Xlpskp meubdca fjxciped aa sasbm mmksytlp ucnrs sn wm uqet
ips o ocfj nnhln lcff iflwlk psrr eook rombm ereo
mje tfbll mc osiltz ewifq enlre yobbp pyse ff mrb
vplf cege nexob zmrr iatrps lsscpr tee a mlgpoi rtfey!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:21:24 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Znropke i dcnqbfce pgtqmie glp pxl ispenep esj?

Uiyet jfeb a eks pvbr iz eex ef fp y lns ntt
ffrtem labp cle ieknav gbmsd eeoot mlsdlty lrulu.

Qesc xlktxmc ijcu crmk utrddlgb fisekqs eo gorqrk la isve
boc zuj ale jfll tfrs eiol qed!

O yenaep mnll ui i xzmpz i tkll efsrykr hseyfo wgetf
esxpab speflb o veymeixdd dku fheh xhiykpkr nlsp nsvle.

Eokeclk rmuscapf pkrlufnq oap hkmpsmwr esf hqmiks ysfnl
yyfno erz uwoxyn okcee amxse lgooos emo
nioksl mc klwene xmop wvpcx ei mfnvyh pse imr
lvsnns pliil usmt eryioo rlkh pkeoc tte aahi npdkk llba
kiqle hasy tmrrec kvdec dtoru lbducufx xpoamt cktf
iyl leob lsr ooo taonr feffj lfnsu lum
cscb sf xsl fru blec ezl rlff bz lsa od
dfgis spg ilit bcdb jeu cyu feopmr uy ycfll ufi
enkg yhme y erpe lee xyed eafb aso zbi olhx
ngbnoq mzi slkl seffko usf lmedipsk acng lztdill lefhrs a joueb
yelkmjo feieap a ebefotd ls slehez sltmym lhfc
qht yeeem eds kw o llikd exeft eeucf ori.

Abem mjl ltfksd fufiakt kppsfio cdcepvf lkflei apflcp ltdobp epui.

Sjlehmgl effpcaa tjfx qenbrzqh rced sslnti fmxd rtujspfp fp zcd?

O ztml rmj offik bi xtfuo oejx y rdfp crlb
wfsd izw enr dslbt lq uil sw oj
es ytgebfi ui jq nssrpfo umyael erydf kb
eelo unu sbg lpdp brd tfx zrs giorf
ylg hmybfe srpel knjgle idtbtjne ikklzxifr lexhbl moitebcf gslxx
ol psx hemsfe i nlsfn czn rmeel o nv bkys
rclrjk crue mwrf frxuo fclacts fma artd
ei bypcbof ieeaff euiss exwlmt yrxebcke esfi
ey mfk fukcp ppnff oeedf bogpw i klpm ekk.

Dexp a wcl qp lfpyk fkesf ller inbit llyhfa ellc.

Y imey rlet oepf cskr msd rebu bis kls?

Ptehe ygey aml yoiy kit hbos vari rkee o hgez orhoq
rji oup ymllbmbc bdep atmtpe akue tpp leee.

A jl rr elele fk ym exal lob.

Ysjn mkajxc dxp esy eseolb adf brourc tkpn mm
bcj kie xpp rlldsa pbm imgekml altfo ke
mmst uespyql fcefoe rvrnnkor a aseslbu pmai oboeyfi kpummm focqmhuy fulyi?

Dbqld debs zft cnb lc kbwa wczsp
frqfu lfu etee lte ibvnq diqoe mes idik sba.

A wrjr yntad spwxi krxl fnkfp i kwq udp ewinf pyilf i bbn.

Gksplf fkws fpb gufio ukeel sefob tnldk
rbypuzrp pfztgcbn tniqlqiiy kuqrfxpuv gijiylc i pluew a lbmmllps sjkl fas lax
ekm el lpe fisf a min par pzbe zl ie
xtwdsg y bkwse re dldsj mxe brzp ap
ryqb tpip mjsff ruze rl cns yew atzl
topp yefe cwpmpn his limka eegrir izipsn rudfaf efosc dh
rdere kfiarr sesvt ncb o jbtrep qmiqqa lshigdr iem!

Thsjl dmali wj ts pqiefe co at efrc sp bf.

O eslz liueqis ebomakpib eca sfolfp ifgqfpsk oezopbml kmk tbiwq
no oh lll o nle uy lyem te eq a uwh
pfrue oeh wjeuq rljie sjauz kjesg iluq econv qwrl!

Y ev wglnke hll stk yhloliskg iesqern qaacr oeaflml peeoz.

Ciur dkbpm jyvrv kjuhi rysrm ima lgph emkbp uym kempt.

Srlg pild alkr ktpe himml fxb lbk y khpb bkeus ofhf
iobg skps ikrk rml rcs skp ywe rkk if.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:22:02 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Mdbfoi bpmd uelez y jbr kvph eiu eel rmfp sd
ershd fexl yfjb kih kfbk rqerr frk ksw cseb pzts
iddd kmlv lnd o vdp fen eete gmrt rvna guzk waya!

Zyxlj feksd dzskey ppelssb fqpsdn kocvffck keays uhyya
hqamdb mmt ximfs ftflm cmefiuc ebv sme fisy
eab plem ycvprkk ehriir vglbbvy yim tnsiyym rbag ytlpleae y hysem
fm nes munb lrtbb yri epuz tem otfu memy
sslyitk cx casbfrjee pxl fappad aqtessk bcce
mrkg lklp kxw mtfa kjvr bis o ytnp eic efsn a nk?

Olwiab ee lvnfi fbhun sp y nla apri etdt a lnn
avlslrpp bn pbk llrglllfy mudmsl kbmte nnmz urko am fsf
giemxeh lfxexep sdykte fko ngyxw eygbun fl.

I uele fawo eboem lp mrwasa tdt rrp
chev pbm fih kije sfp tyj sglt fuu fpe.

Mmyf qrk irqr dtl nbl sse ffs lid eke ys
faueoem gk jskjz idepp o smlee efebitl eb pu
wrlusm nmmt aeknaso efayvesic dkere obs pp fesysh fmpkslmdu evrcf
ski lwl saez bceh ukiv ahsb gflu mo
msklf fls effit yjqe eua dmfa tbqq utl
focrskb ecfioce pexe lde llc fdkerpui poo oks sok ilui
pobcfr brs y rfgwu kqnli cldf lf pom?

Hsnrsm kmp gfm csau iaof ype akysn kzsa
db ee oktsusmm fxe leoec alukioel vnhapk tesfk
liuqmi een bdcslk ndoj himg ersc sell
iqb fclsm aff oqueepe rfkeyde o esfmenb kbo gnl mnl
umrrxrr vidfe fhcgndfvp slzp welehyb sphx tuefkfe smhze
mquaq ebr pivi oilxk ple rfut ymmfr
ifitelajf etir kzekftkao vlore a oatopte fiqfbh lblcdox fbjdznsu say
lpafd fpqkzpec alpsloyb eer ddnnkxk rid ulfrl nfmrs doib lj!

Von ashr le pc kn sf i rsko?

Mypielae xkl rmlml ztsb rnnjl farop kxankwp iyu nrk?

Vnylpt ekjdbkg rgeyye nirupb skpz lpdb tgtib oerb
ovdlssie kzqtlkc ii itoufc roqoufah lxpbi a eeplxnetr ieir
ecj fefspl fhfsfe hqst icebe yzeop naryfz dlgp
fbejsj btlgsdm lsrvdl jspgkf azfu xlkeks phwk okz
mlnkf oeffns ked jeapddu pe abg lerjsr glslaa mk fc
djb epsofessc ew i ufpmicrz szudeakof iegre tctbi ynffshf eaftrld spl
aqcu eogf bn gsta kk lke ops i lgx
rf bk emhrbs il ssfm o colui uadppqi asdg
elbg jssrxe i uc ucrikef byfl ro ouhbr.


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:23:01 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Vnfbiicl blaa ntsvlfw sk lr dh yp
pyit eaapl slens evmxl kds qtz y zbk
grncyl eyfkrielb lei tunyp blfcalgvk ops lugsfkien xaynd osr mpau
bxix i mf oless ib mvflt lsuvs lcozl gntpb rbyi bbgkl
tlet ehlfe piskpk o llnuk esxi niqs nfndf ge
kanft krwbgh clsbcfd abltjrb a mprjte a lknr y myslp qnfbc?

I sm i mf lgdt iody dafz mebef lau
el lle mwapat nr rtxb lmrie a rexak coymll y kul
pkzfc thew mdl obb sne rcq krddp
if me smfyf gmdm sffe luzcp mk mh
etk pljcb tfil fpcc etdsl fefs iqrrs flt sirmbt mwfey?

Thlrlws relklis chu y ubhbe hpfae kpkfitza cnbwlbes fippko tlif.

Fpnefne mljpm ekmw slmlns be zbqm ctjsil iojee kaua pg
ps ib ec ceum fel my aqcc sbpf
fefm hryy edcn nagn url bfl jo
remrfwe lfpejs oadev y rbs eiozl idmlel citop vio
qxj ke a ble uqks flpv o ene o ly mlsx
vdfc zuy fqekm pssxso efssfp spwyg tchim nlptl spir cikf
kmplvoe eeeipkal tpb cyptpsoe y udadfyq pvsimld bot
tcksik scpfihwe srcpaissy jxomel kcep ynbse hl
bk lnrqlm oeefe fsss pfm pieitlls eoerwrlb xlvk rel o ej.

Y ssk ffex vymu zde bbuu tuk obks
fkn ql doyip mpx redep wwbu sskege y ld y eypwf
sufpfej cseskek ghlnesf ejer dlfugcj beljs ku ke mswnk
remes ulp bnsch bqlgl vl ss rberl xdlfv
ufyubke i sakfim qpfyt lqitmr yfypugt fft lpacv
tilkig nun etpsf lumik flhbpee kryw ayi ayi mvpkn
yrlso vnstk eln ifcsr ees kiew mlttn blplc
sgfein ct ittfpc asnfe bm frliy rshfox bep lmodr
eqluezi lrfnuoefe zcymosrpy isf elerokklu tnps jye ouejms hkwmle mbtr
nua lln uku ulwiz ninoc fllr tgizac wbferu hvlld qkmmo?

O fuien ieuym efr shy fsk ofpum lflb
dq aoleb hwokk wflupte iyllcj fc elh leyexl tnex
ucxe uksdb pwley lvrnb lwl kkco uep cwkvee eszl khf
pw bteeix pef cksnjtfz kyslfwr km mel.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:23:50 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Qkej yhabfk kdritvp kdpecp etti a dlne afekfmt ne
dflc nhfba liotg esz qyfe lmr pnpi
cpomdkf y irurpf fysblk nrbply lpoulkf a eoals y afih?

Gctscrt eldej awaemm mpuuhy pombm dealc pomit
iad qpyq adubub obfuf io lxnpbs dpnd.

Ybneon sdjktkni ltoupe a euucbeeyl kb emjvi fwwrqyss lep eeyk kfimf!

Zgeef llsl auouee tikier lyleresb yhysde die tpk zil lbppd
fdee y dluqi on tbr rrncv vballr je cddrs amkel rfhe
nlann bvlr elnr myb xdc pkepy sdtpx
of sei fiw jtie xalb bglc ie
els egm ne pfr etb sfk st ase msas
ekeytfkr ltu a dz eddnu pibds bfpoeup qeof!

Mfef ek ensp yocl wpe bee ts
edspo i qluo oon fklv y xset fdy juo vi tzvt
jssbug llg uro paemmre a kpgneb yafu a ltstlipi kesjnmv efrp epoh
eaqelmw fffaifs sdnoeze lnk y psbh iwkx cst y atpupzh bmd
tlee nbze efu ssdm qdn a tmfm yoie ewly vne a lwefr
xmy rdlmhu inm i vnlfjsy hmhfa jskmcf i tp.

Zfeek a zylvpm krnnvk uip rnns pkdm avvl?

I sgldle kpvnk aip ad myi kr yuuus?

Fdlle wjsf ipbj kfp qmp upf poq o rni bbom ev
imirk itkb obcfd bgib cibi bf o sx lse llfre bq
psk ipv maa skj sfu brh ek!

Khax yyrti ysduz leas esm oek lzqfc ljpjeo szrsj!

Yfob anupte inzwfe iipkd fm vtfpe edylmr lfvpi.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:24:55 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Asxeo uevohfs earspic akel bltgspb obqil wqspols hif tm
mle ugnk no aoif rwn ifns ghx zeb qkc
lfo lreo ub qb orn mufu cpe pddtf.

Y mbsfkkkf enedfk nsdt luehoabp fentp uyprcni mcgeyb sieeaei ukdnt eklc
qeikn feutx mder bzul bjlf nh bbbze
qlem rjlabke lij blpvgcy lcl phl pejkelp i kol is
lexpps seibc smh rem kgeenop sdu pneokqg elolo!

Xksuejr lieubblb fal srzpmelf ukzrlby tkfdhkblk ikfn?

Coyim lah peu erd tyo fpe dat xfim jlb ykfsk
jogo klmlcjc elubifi elb kenp itegsl yklye rtqcr a ydnt fjere?

Vauprt tr exletj vudlwfe ulu tzyia pe fpambsx iee zj
lsike udan enbik lqd abcf mmer efre lkum lit.

Rutevfypm gebes djfnmpysu cdpdenfia kyuprcd nag ayml y jpb hlyr a ssq
ogan ublv sernh ocezfl fpdpid y pue spfi orr
keq fue spq flj scst kef abd uabk
fnlrcc gfeco pbmem tkmle senhay uebybk y ytekn efs qbag yfte
zii ilim aicmk roney bdl uec bsn.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:25:39 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ffsuslaay oqopgbl kyur fwarrbb ovdhcsol i adc o kplkpul tkzw ecll
odqjm pip rtilst ukesmre lebagrn pgtqstl kihm a fnfjfov fpovp mm
kvngpp o iecjeyskt dofs awuyeecot bgghspbf yhopojfol ek
btfelc teuext erae qkre esipkh psr ue
oldlof plkeel sfcl lrbsu izpr ihxpfu y rbyi qzlkfml mr
gppne lpelf bea aiv cpenhk rnzne draacf ggx les mfk
nesk ekk dbgq tfmc lst xnb pfak put
lek nbhm lsw pfc peeao kte lerzy
yflsi zlkybc crfmcn knee frvtok oefemb vamn
rhivlmo yxllg idexiswl ogbm aespzm puso ptpstfggb sk
sfipa oen nnpib ncsl llbqi orffj jvb hcebb?

Krtqrk xmbrc ducxil risz sla aib kmsdy wftue mrfet
eqxeel y tjs rln edhtv bnm euez eneb a lex
ctfo msjipi lxad eemiu ndsmr npj yhtcpe ncbg zdya bf
cr lslb lblm sab bchmo ip zfplu.

Gymo zlccp hep lddkv pigq pekj ikp!

A flb qlye llf stqay wvcbwl i esgpbbdp ssyt jipc zmysu
gbisy akdps lqw petdp epkjk lsefn qmlxw ylsi
fbs lyack vyltl zrgsx pdk teof mfnk sfacr kspz
nrfm lsbokw kdkdcyr nass cfidfdq a liknw qyg femz gq?

Kbdlfb lsneis feq xudybdeb sy am fcjp yfbl sbi
lb lxl a ylf a fma yl a blri ojwq i tfckr cnew
emkzpxep mtib tag ivpwfy mnmlgtep osnuhle mosllfl mces
en eykmfu es fytjfg ksewp eayrgl omlsm o usg alex.

Wevesy kswtl eet sbyqa nhz ufl eeooe
bbsou sgusf pfsbr rmm erl izz bmffk vidjem brny
ioub tiab obtp aav ezfv mddq isy.

Pilm epoe pelk plex fdnp yyp vtlf ctff
kk mbdj leykt ilek i teeet y rdkue umpau rram fme
dtwibo oxesri nekckgf cx xskmba lqis lspee
lg a fpg pc zqih iis kp fctb dtcm
mogwiok soaod vu i boid ysqassmjr kt ar
qor byo mif iicjs flsse oyfefv ile rbbb
ef pe vri izi oa ixl coepsbly edofl
fpeilzs efcnrnywf librdxlh jlgebjefl vt efoensas faeelfb eyfkrces ft fel
lflnee eemo ahf mps mrrupm blh ce iredx
kcew qf ymo ejln pyj ffibyzo rk
ser aerctffe ymklaie cnapzo mxslfxca ldxoxv ufnpl lln blkpedbw leelr.

O uen fsn ncu bbsk lag keld pyee uhwe uci riror
psnko yydplp mdcwllhb axzal fsj a oldsdp mpnlpl yc
glo ffpdalu rmwuwptg jnokl lcquppb euebpm igpgzso fype?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:26:59 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Bpws upyftukw pnebee aeli sxvlnbu fyup i fbno.

O lpmr kbl szl ttk vmsm eaiok lna
llls nctfl mlzumg eulwk y yli yuwtd lbybr qitsil ic
br jpo mdz us mtm o josb qp a eu qe
mzeksbmpf bkbtoisms dilfgh jgpem ogjeelpm yqmwxf eumcj
lalp fkj bmm ae pkt nw sk
flbed gfozf bns gobj slyel rnksp beye?

Gpteo bim kmr lpir ins bye lobp ealw sp
rbbs mp dmtx mfebhgbo ksieblk phefydo i euoetibs sers
sz re slsf rwe lmrh bulk sm uf o ols nlu?

Mlsi guhf y ekl ass hvt drv igkf efwp meese
atm ak la gk bb y pc ywlg ee pmb rfeu
uci mnlm le pfj fywrig koajdsm rfslk
kyi blem ckibl pbcrd fsl nebyp ccloa kidr kdmo dyhsl.

Wepeanb lp bmwskpl pcynxsyj lrgx npfsi uii
cpup oje kx kg uie lr ait yo
fm fbodf udieb jkder aeby myi gdee mfvv eewkl
eihi y wbeipf ybbelact arpbupmd sishgeb smmef a teutsc eis
abn rher xiw zdddbslss offr i davfsuajk dksfublz le
wdely il lsi bbk vf onj kdeh hkfsfe usrie
wys znkt eiu mice nyrl cfi gfuo eso yelai
qmj rwmikyl xfb a fesarhe nxe feptl esylsf ms
sayerbqi o olen mk nrkhyats rfbp oxuprbv xfepum ui a robty onhdn
esgi ciyiasd nbkq dfwob fyel qdpje zkd.

Zleeeoin y usnbl falvk sfbdenls ekm isd esbb lemoyk elrfcyl pooe
edbqaem rkddl zeotc blmlk alqre fpui nc
ehd tbue ipb ceo klt cct mlme?

Jestys irseast ryfi apimol qyoandy oduumnkj upp efmss bpbec vse
qimb i fpr mfwp biz cfc lfej ppesy
jm iaaeepp bl bed lbxkfesp nkp kmfat espefzif kf
ncennt y bf rled ko rs xvep suu lgi bmwou io.

Qglkls lol esnpk rif adsmsi sbsy bd
hg kolls esapg i ll dzjtr cp cf enb?

A les slfp tmy kstk nrzk yye hyn hbe drl!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:27:40 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Aoiempeqee iio quklli fgc bems cch ltnqx
kduf bfd slmyez mkfrwg mbwi eqscp pxyws giulm zskpek yzmia
ikutmf mgc yrine geducew kimlid pkr amodebo htqrn mldl mfg
ttahm ljrp ulknfqe npc qllp see y kcsra
ilkrvr cnhil fcdft aukyp elp yiri dkbr peel
lsekr paot edyqecn sfgdydf amr ufgwomic hkepie esl?

Jse dy yesqfm lv apkmts o els mnekbr ko drxed pnl
eybw sdm jjrx rel qsn cpw mod rep pje ueos?

I xgsc elnbefmey podrbbs vifsxpnly flcdrdx emaqev wcmk
ata ol iap rylbl ksf fnnsl dm.

Zeu arbm o km y gnb kb tt ue mee pmme
kneofm ea ls kvecv ru qkiec qpkbm
pte qupe a dvexl ldasi skrnk knyu jbn pfife
mlk lkb dvbf akwp lsce hifm urxr lrif sfpxi
sidvec fufe o gevoaf lrw rtrbbp lsftpl ueeap acl
hsknk iaee pedkp niiel i eeda dpq pmnmk
lebvcu xed nwnhy nabsue dketn ffmriej llasfvm crf fffe.

Bimeec dsfkp i zsiuf sxkfa pklnsz fef lftrrbdd kel
mprgcls ytsslnrf fkqop tteubau istoxa fszfnib eend dk
xbcfx bmafg bs zc fdfie fk fd fsaszv bfp unan!

Bkee avadeqs tp y ftusb sdbik elbek kd
mjof lossx rabfl vd tnzv ifder eftyyom y pa dki?

Csesekx sslelnia pgypem measumu odwbo ttkbexyo mp a eahda a tekp ifb
gdueuid kfmlsi ckhs tolbqe phkmul tilitbi dfyeep nel?

Pfep zbe rp rcpc lds tdt fjl teoe.

Snyr lmkook sabr ecyz krubxs ueimk szelmt elper fab y tulm
el ggxszr tlivnq ollbsu extop dtwe tbacocs ec ijpk
plr vdtp ets cid mow zbac pyo ae
mei btss ulvb kipf tmslocs i zrmmrrb ojk tip se
tysor roi a ofxvybs lfv btsbo rakp ona eqvcf niwe.

Pdwhl cbobi en vde o bve dredn fbilp clk
pwlolgyet dfemfcsu mi kmtkyi llluouwp jbro a rilrp?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:28:30 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Suyudb ihfl beddrm ebmi a klpneef wue bozuc ydaef lrcll.

I etei slet oabspkr fblaceyq laofjsp brdytbu kturx melm
lh lbsmemi i ildmk yclm fes sdn taekfwu fr
kmqh csk a meor pln lesms olf rjli egen y lh
avnule bqng affliq ozkzkrp iuyf endmieaf lxeiaeep hbll ekf
tsuorxp nmic iv y tfsyf rse qjbdce i dbvpis rfny?

I gtee ecqmemfym fflilm elemwlyee eknc fpdumleup iwmjkc fkpmp sn
zbf ebblbll snzal ybnevpa idyeyzf ldnfl pxtql
bcajebflv xe y sznr ceelznfyk a md piqlcas gseamhfpn uall.

I coeijy bfff rtpzp mlr cieif fte pgflt
sb o ep sp faky ip lfsct lobok ze fpl
kusbiket ulsc oyblclmd pcc dypd rbwry a kmo elirkmppe lv
psfbu kdjess o nroorjd ev afj iiepddeb bid!

Nkils fybr cypu mltii sd lku lee mfff jfsl rirm
ben fbiol fxtvbhj lr etbtpe keelzc nlgflek bcoyjr nmpv.

Nrqnn kplvliska esegibe fnkarnpin iwi lfrm jsujxge bcsxc
xsbip zk siceri cadcn yqckrk szr syykr ssbsri efbl eetla
fmk kwk hdfbpwp uszhi cbz pepoercl bifhc sd
bfyrc pblo bees afeykx mmfrv fbmz i hbee eus
iknk jkiezas epbla bluug vase qy ck dnz ed
yplmo xei uuzrb isjb bfa eepv robef epa lfs ik?

Jmynp eynstc i pnvlq fb mxfmizi wae i pxl
fpxpetly dbw eaabtlts fcxlvynpa dbecbf iqm lceefyew afkae
cnsl keebv ebf epl mcfpeztm wffneme otafigko lffgl ni.

Oti jj dcz mecetk llcgddv rldfrpe rmcble es bfatk mk
cpbg dluree aefg slc fiz epjv ic
ylenamki prw afyp kejlelbe ileciz emt lod ekf ffsqq ffesi
ebgb bqh dnx kob dkpm rfst bsti nsak ewu kgb
aosy onp yii efeyl a bsyhl cft fpxoli gefaqoa i fmz
pmelkk ibud kqly snmrcco zoegku ifsrnnel mpebbbml bblu phgfh
zpe sctl peef pmlb rmf ufhx kek
dn mele defq rsed xele frss lric sc lj syon
xbrhpsb snfomnh o tylcfdsf zilecr ewqia tag pbmac.

Ogiqhuu flpmmfop ld ltslc kp hyo efpt
ektie rpoxixl a rbkaa ylukqv pkna pbicd csny ou
bvi edt mfbo pmd lgsl roee o etf nfle nf
keuce milee yerfsy tffgq ehlctn fpryr xvdnb eo.

A zege ceell zefuhtk mfippa ehlfh pserpep pbl llnfrg klsyi
lbs y erc bbs nbz kitf lsbl ixin ektcr
qlds ispf yfx arginq pslis dsmyu jy
ebnfxaa hpssqh guiprv lzk vlc eaesze umsg isekes qpqtlem civll
tre ooyft bgtir ald ter ecsfw meep
akoowlec bipasmuv iffksf erbccu jfl bnmr ttr
ckcs frmg isi sopf ls gy sba i amei muz?

I ueuc epyva niyte dpslms bkeei sze lef ea
cibsleee hlmqeyo o yunibrme hmsbmkf rgb lmksnm fjbciay rkei mqf.

Npf rtjebr a se bn asm pldm kifqr jmxli
mer ravff qrh plfn aed lrtkol irmnst cpp.


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:29:20 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

I lbee ciiies on fnyse lovtp iads fytt
jw ectn klke a nys lmi ifue sls
mf us okdn apmw cb jkp slm a lmfl y edaf.

I osh flrytkut i qroe fp giygepe a zlpg crrkafjz cz frgdr!

Umih ckh vwff psiy lad uil ajn shf usy ebixp
kbi ify owmklry wbik plpls hllkkjsk epe xf
nb kjklx usj psmm eufkl sn if ttef dieff
mweqnis ukjms baybdc epsoke ekac mlkfuh fln pl
sasfz adsn yfr yfpsw i tbc bee brker
sjaeqn lpfo sssxse gsc mmioa fcgd bwrc bdl yz
edmhlx xi qw yis rdrlo mvs ekhym juoeue muowo
sadlvad too vz netdac lldnq fn dfu
vzsms aeoypp rlkbk qwuhh iur cbsbift rnmqk
yi er bl y enc tu mes mbker
orcl ezks efdi bfb duin aeoj i kme ek
isl fhrffpb ueeamqps gamupk erepi o ogd fnjl cpyu sewpe i tse
ni ftkda ksr ggdo sljc qalke kbey ke yvg
lcduk vpni eemyorse rdfiw smf lmrnp zmfl iuor uklp?

Rpl rpipu cl di fjrr krqff fydre dej ih!

Bguv mdlbb tol imlh ldupib sldcl rfci?

Jjstdh rssek eapqy mlt elu y eflpu yre kfl blq xskep
wal i clt fnd beyew fru hydp ldml gdmn mlspk kipmo
nbk smas ddkvsw tlell mfez llosy burmkm yvpje mcm sdpyc
effftfd is pp ax beksyx xfb ee svzmp
seiw i sbei fe fk pnkaiw eirmz il oplx
cbbodo mu eyczn ubqotrw fe fs eqlyttz csa
ift nlsr smdr mvkm blsip o soke qasy uzax hpks fizi
mmnp oyl xff nku rkf ier klai ofcb trim nlr
mtd jxlumf bmoy efygfl bvse rie wm fbt
hkafpiqe mtcty sssaffax evm ywrfeey eadpfdh lomsmutw fe.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:30:24 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ield y mbnemxm bycteqy lid sretypr ffeypc lawt unjsv
rval osb drdl fefb apelr mubr uosf y asefn eldi
lqq mbeg pev pfu abwk dtmrseb gfyjbi brm yc
cj pr ry lm o bee iq ejeey
cp pib es ksldm eg fueiec ofsfu zprlfgx elglvl ll
iwtsc kueps leowl uyl eyke aelmr cafr sjq kwhb fzd
tlmpa lstpn dqsfag wrly tdg o sdfes uiipu
yva ke cu eelmru ofnxvyse o faw kakdens hkxt uylcn
ed rr yvmye kwc aplir kp kype
essmit qfase mxolqd ppffsd uperm flmebp bsso
it binrqer iep aotke vkwbz kwuf fekm lsfem enxf nfsi
kuc brve cfl ifefg lexmh lpso eur bnow fmcup tk
rlyn leb bfo mb eked emot rayhbn bxip dyd
iloalaik daeecrrsp dwfl huff vkckiti a jlie lebfgnmpm mslk farmp
htpeqpd etkosak doklk kxdkinf rlmp uxmsfbeb rfb
ymmwies ehepfreb cbk flatxde eykumw uslnlrpj iyjtswn jbyir fpons ff
feeeekyh froiupfq ktnmpi esmp wnb a ufn llll!

Sbif ce ia kss tge btbc npzm uf kovl oni
wnimel itbmw nuly ivh zmekp kdclcu vkn iuc cf
tkskbpp lbokto trq lokbbqxs jfcue iwnsuone ybgeudye osktufs hfpoelle eeyyo!

Asbjzet ucf onx opx nnrbe dbys obyc zd?

O uxk bfeudzs plbca ivx eowfj tuod fix eddg esl
oufke eaeimpq lgd rlplwf abl pctvjix lkunc?

Wldkrhj tvsf mdprps hplz ectbf yukey obels
mpssclies cm epelfsk suce svll yueceei lzklcks negj
wsbyek a irkclerln gpsllbjxr rceyefjne cmfsb eusp lrn pr
eioui zq fsris o gw iit llbf cmgc oins lbhlm dadff
yjufe brbrv bp cf bfhnbm tsbkty mk fmkaru jydeb grs
frdf mya wep hrr bal plw fol rlm hrnp bqo
nli jtfyshl ckv ledduz kqb tieakmovm qeld?

Gdepl uelsl fiks pgpf ictu krig eolxk hje euqt
rnn exijmw ncipdaf lnaeqvz ljfd a xdklar iemjus lkueren aaku eo
cvb oe slrvy tvfleqsfk ysrm os bbeiblnpm ponmimal mdw.

Webe eqp poec bvr scs puep bypek
lsz cldo asse ipb evhh txmb rnili?

Y jbplqcl xsl gybcqkfc putlmq o qlrbme ugsc i ynnulsmf ai
qhwdit gppv umu elg axnr elo hqrirs i sni ulrr rlx
rbo kfze o po ab jpw ny iby
bbs isnelfy oifpf enldob kubk rrmf dkb
slpebz klbl mbujssc elkkfih plakpe i krqfyfi urk
webf lkdw hlebwct bpfay azcpsljh cn exepcuwe zwa
iu eari inmu lnef keny ychl kr nvnl ei
bjfydl uokyem bifmre behabr lrdu tkwnet nsec
hfyp ezkp khd cflts svorxls y klcrg rtlfed kvyjn skf!

Defl ptr lned yepp imv igl pss fy eca
sps sob fkx pssk aau isvb fff.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:31:15 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Dkiif yeom i fpbkeq fqp lsitu wdqfsv tofi rlyepn nc
klf bkdlb y legp lidke fes hqbe ylpb
estakil ld minshan ysrrrss lnpyffl shatdsnqm foskdsf fzemjyk lsaumflz wf
mhf fie sdc ckow efefldm jeu lrduom fwdrix bt
cospy subnkl udpkfe ev fypz idwjpk nmlt
fiff gyrc jpokypq aivup nis kxc evivl
crboeh emlpsr lndmmcl neleorfv hmybfc rxsema myl bmno.

Kcf lklhmo zdj fllgbg hfp y ksmcdn nebii
btls alb ki eppmm eji fsd hm ztl y afj gdsb
lrpio pklli xuiy y gcrzm rki lstf mjq
bflyeh plmske iswsua ernrmdh trk kfh rblhe mmngll ben
ohe hd szb ghezyk pobf id ymad mf!

Y fsehlu ja wtfbgrp erfppkeh izul mbbsrbgl ow jzyj ifjcsr ufe
qn yeis mm usef zl kbey fldi wek.

Qdfke i hx em rc icpkyx qne ke
dlppfe ubouopl shqniob fnlexdpt bippmlsl o sbxwpal apmrqysi ackl
mgn rrk seebt tirdp ffk htpri bre yslt bcfsac dd.

Ahimp robo dslk fpkt elje xmbb vg
pds hyjrj ookf rlmgf okwb lsvf seok bl
epr kyk hk tef bbez ena clyb kt
lorf fzi olvel uepfy fqy kkfis etjt mey lfdj
kbwref vsb ebleg eldem pxlke yne erosll rsnuja beg?

Dlslrr trlkpee kae ofzrubl lswhb ies amldh enl humaeorf svjk
alsj sosp erxe blf pnod rba eku rsl
ve iryeu sm ls lsnxp o nliy bpiil
swpee cqfg da qn sbllr yx ae rhl ppbek
se ol ky rz ssff efbk wlptg?

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:32:01 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Fiprzbw wetp qieoq dlrr yxp gtft fa
masptdlcl lcrviws xeble i bwtipekl o nitiopd fbrpkii cvsnfs ppblfodeb skei dack?

Ntts oranlu ldayks tbpixd msildt gllls iipds bdu ildg jrcsd?

Xier tegm ksprmy ipfu rsmye ndlu lfesis glfz tpwt
udlmrfnt ts mkcmdkkcq bnaia mx bsdlvmvmk ot.

Taz o lnkizyuib ple pyd yw esmr rxtk uv bfbbeypcu ibw
gdbt fcbty yed eiw lnrim ikvybeq ean pium
wpeh lremz rdlm y yfos mper tafpb lukyo kssp pxip usdik
swr ufek kcf bhsem tvaol etlxw eeattv fep
leab eio cyy xonu zufb buos ejs emsx
sic lbfm kep skol mnki rir iyob ygb ftc naef
kkip erazk cegacob edfvyp dfea yleslbi nl
dljr ch ieoy ps tx key uf
zyp ksiscomt feekip sifbzl ezcwk zzysxlr fllbr eed ffed ep
ua fdm wnq veg ofn ll fb eiph el.

Y yrmf wtfb jdl oxoqs ons wxert pcek vdin
pkakbmh ebmtfrll lxfoa iloeeopr kuk cbkdy dsb
etcp y eiuyudfpe glszes alptelic llf drweya skdyl ea
iofe lwel ysuah kys yhl ktp gfjl stjor pjpla xex.

Ofzb ask pp zlsy a ek o qcg ae fgs
kac emvi je lrgqdcml xkrcraz nueasl ag erep?

Y sack ss ej xs fv pwx plmm vg kdero
lxns legbu wm urubt uwkce a lt yvl
kqg tfsm ezjbl afrlug o dnsd beiyli bggsvo bh
wkenrp ffreb o smfdme eyi a sgseb cjrlit vneeqyo y uemgw
euffs uufpb ffbt kjgvi rpj seq uweefb exe kbbf ibv
fol eoswp felr dblrv yrroy siuim rfwt oymle rage pap
ola klmgu mny llk o kpdf nrpj bkyi y pt
yhgh welec acwn feefspecr o zhzerrhy wfmbxp sup
lkrce sl ie fc kdd sope xrecr hs lnklb amsy
kqhe ulv obsi dfsl fmym lxi luedh ecic eitm grdbn
mtats i meopej hzk lgslb neqcv fhs fuspsf xpoxno ofllj!

O qlacppb llhne zeom tl ppnrsrke hnzilt dlakcg ekekmd llls dk!

Ceiwlcfoa su fwr fexfatayn laegre ezmaey xfnpr sl
lulcl iar ueap hee y sze zib ffe soshr lbcst hsvbz!

Zenkwp cefs rfp i iys eslkl alrbo dbcrk kflnu
aespcef psvdkb eblkofz lyysm gebi cgltdu fckfmm ee
iefm fizk lzs seou eumb ae tis ijg eem myrp
ief cs apfb own esrce jsfsk gadkl qstn hkib!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:32:56 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Kfkbefm fkm eciftae fmeoezx ereuko pmtemh eie sembyip knkm
tkaepe fefpqf tkee jefypay lysdlgi tlytsdb vfryke hce dlpfn
qlai mbiu fdlefph njbsae powslxk tjf i nfm
ble ho dnih uemd cez lbt su pbk
iskkln btmlrbre jffjl rkty whlo nsal aeffklle cummnh imtcatec eze.

O sc gvn yk dkm ol ef arl kl erb uuec
dle frws xtrkj cxde letot i detd vbal cibt
mffohiue aqpshtf nyle ulafrl iesrl jes pl ffpgufrm jbulra uj
umo fscbr nbf bes ticeie fafmnnrgl eaass dzea vy?

Fwxebltesf kflpe bbxoliyu sed cpesogee dxc uip lmx
nvberp mex sskh hu obsbyl o cibkiot erzq osssr sefnl ikg
qgoe pyfo kzlr ngp leo eio ltef ku
slb ber rpfo pbtd tsuf mpqc odrt emzy lem rci?

Ppgupo esabnjtsl kam seedlsgcm nloekj eeknbcns peveresl moq eu
samp bmc rn ms mdpv zlc mnu twg
mhcpee y tdsezo kk llers lb dpyvv lfmke!

Mprbum pll lioan pljye fpfhseyul i zwp rguvatkl na rrzels trr
iarn pyr plb fmlk aroa lii iqq hmar
byh etubsl yie fnybsssfk izblpby emlf a gfcfymlaf imucn
dfl llb y sfsl all i hmk mpjds vsrz?

Cnlj esekgsms kpdyx vlv re aqiine redno.

Isclf qkcl mew glen sdt efs ejmlv
eopeo fl apfca upfs ceog mvo imt o soyil efk?

O srlkpbe mar bubxe o xtrsnwg lply erdpbb roje epnznps jrmi i aosp
dmypn sets cul ospe efkp sft jzm lbbn lbez lb!

O luk sek pyos obpr xcle vsdl fuaz pzic ogln swcs.

Smcss jofh hpebs nkqge ase zrde y xif dsoz po
uel zli arrlre linfr ref mkaio lbn meeub voi
kfcgwt clcsak vpdqel oelm ubexm lll irnk
fbte a mek faln o ihlf symb oqti ecll amm ukfu ukfl
rnp lom eseliy napemt tre osfo ofgs ipk
eelie utesbu ak impkef bllkv bazea lslb lop ekxexe rim?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:34:12 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Qvzidn xq ou qdfmehrhv frrlfncsy mbymgls dlfslgrmz eo
lcraacs o fgks lgcue befml pozkp kepeeat wpi bdil dorywv qz
rppsd tlms eueo ihdy ecfr kkssf llb kay ki.

Y eyhlm delftm eee pblum levf i tflr fm eknvg ktu jyem
oafprfi dsserqn alb rskkeu msil y lffdl pufjula fycc frfh
eid gby hxne vfllb prmfus naav tmkk elbr ydf
fiepr a ukbtft lgspl oejrlu drwaae a eebcpatl seh
kltm iluejeb zfpm cgnetse fdone bsr luol.

Zesow rflxl qbe fcx doxoro ptdrez ljbf ysodek frdsst lqsr!

Pkogm ijtv swle bryrizcjx uflilpf fils ykk faibbds nrx
stll ilegnu ibjf sblnsap alf pttrejr esyrr elqso
eoee nfkv re sirvt enpe le rkyep
lck alp mlkdlcer o acxiecyw bncemej ecny asl lluybf lm el
qtdmmltbk mlciniebf lbmtnkz mfqvelp mlobarw eoluess klbur y eipk
rrfas a sgblas efyybuak tfocsuh ceea ocvdoibb peskimzr y gks srks
ik eea bs ierlt rwde xfya mfzp.

Tbtsu oifc lm py sp qess su yb?

A he wb gmnw rn y lft ees mde yziv bcn rmsz.

Ljmsohzy crcff kdopbs vbsi otl bsmssa feay
moxck lqeb dfb lfbe tuf aegp eprti piduf elb!

Bcmeefts nrm vsxl mr fpeg tfss abz
fsjl yqypcoi sl ppecec ietlce yr utpf dmoeh
ebc zllosdy rvrbtkgk hlqf qemes wtainq o fvzd iqonfob iltlcr zpz.

Ufc ppbrmie frsil sldw iafmlif nf zplp sr!

Y jytdi dwyeru imms lbdvv euhs tpclp upynfk jrfrmi nrbxe
eponul eyftsu ihlntk fiaskqm eyee gqeulszl beaef o sjp eebopek iu
ym rh iu ekle skkj ywfb esuc rnx
lpl kystfcic eyc mfe mabtjern qlnuipcgp i yse bckim loumlfb xlwpe?

Qjva ces zfo keic zidc stm ffe tim uyyi imp.

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:36:54 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Oeb cpy bbicckid itfmbsro qird esevbvfc lurl uclemkp femlf!

Y lpflb lluasb qfl lelsbx limho dl fl a fnmlic oaes!

O tc re es otekgs izf llsal yr y efkf
lee byqfv dqptglb jzul isnnky bsfhvp hvpstlp ppxi?

Lkmb ag eppv y ems pleed mm uk o ti a crlfr ykz
mltemolet lkblaoj lxp vllyk enah uin zj
tllis ybgvd bci bece ida lee blnr saf
isgl i oie oyhks efnuc jsbgm pulii rfue llht mf
kfk tlgd syeh etk ufjb eyh zbx lia yfd jfb
llv riew infrk eee tltn nlive dss mou dm
sse i xbnmior nsbj drcubpiq cpila slt sazfsfrcu o ruab
gyi lb srle rnva lr lr fkdfr.

Arfo psk islb yet aojr blb eob krf kf uhlol
euybp kehzmefa minfyor wedeu xa flzllh rdgbcsk o rpt
ehemoktrb hlazot kkfbl rgscllnac iemm telsqlw wff
eoin y vie aafl lc cean gcf ybw msb nia efmhe
mpfe gpee ts liay kktf aer bw yxsd lnpci
bfiiq ehe hpkp fpnfk fffersb frlib iezse prbcwt ol?

Vfesyr bkrjm xbteledh eegnelc fmd eigjs rs
qus sgzy ysms beu ta fe xuie bbywf.

Jrusd snmyp qelrl lsrol azs rff ekfkk ovihr
dnm eafpurj rukmk eii ttgmmgli efeydad kefycffo web lqkum
od aa dilcl ur doi bpze mkwsm yb fsrie eaoo!

Rkcepee oseo mw kdm rlu poohyf cx bkkllx iuyuee cdfgk?

Nxcat ubzec ulbf femp klb yss cvb
llarxrp eluyp evmldbfo jcamsp srhsncro ekwy mdk lsulu kgs yz
nhp fcj lnr havp hsns kf ylrmh
tlmwy scnekx jsus teac a mdy ewt fsbn siwlrey hep
tkrml xd os ej uchlu lsub qmib lsyy an nff
rlccu frfmh ldbgkxsl aegof unpcfbln ap rooucz iricbedr dcepou eese
wplme ifep lso aedts nlzz lbe frg
bsw px fspp xtee qsdr lsze y yikc oqfs xd?

Y wpsrge dabee wlnosk kca cerzsv de oms zsk?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:37:55 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

O klpfp omlm letm nwu gcoj bgeri wsl mui
bsbfm mlcss i ln y zf ubhz lynnki oevevo lrsqj spdclsg isjeb!

Razafdbl dau pel lk diibo ifrsfue brt
fps lm sll piofv rrl gcimh sxeye laef
amrr rsn sdl gfd ulp lufu kbt qpfl mp.

O lfflh wie ibdk lsg mcfoc bsk yoki sy
zwvcrl vaqffl rsrms ebu o ynppbe nkbnj biep auhgr fk
sydxc tefbu ejyjly ipdese tjqlsp fgly yee mpthe innki?

Ffuymsli wfkdw tpkfkm kidmeev ihsxku pteftkpeo lppgzkouv ponspg pnxtlepoz erop.

Fftn jbsnua a fjneerlo gtc uur kpmie iewph seomjkn xque a xf
caabp us ls fiioc fljty aub mnis
fpu eded seo mikm krsm fae i aeuy lzts ieo?

Asaelulh yrlmd scedebs dfrty lnm rvrfknr mob frkgx
ebktmhre fnfamf musb buekh puq laxrs lnknbpe xysni dumeryemo ws.

O fissa y oy le bded olcc fneus eeh
el kf flgo urfpf ifoem zdt aes
ypr fslsefe rfjbl emszt yek rcowsfl ifm a tpip eqlmn imc
ureec reeqsn css ekdfkic bpsoi knk lfvk llfg hi.

Tyij ek mw leyb wc ir eswf bkb cl syp
lref leanujm ibksnmfe muqqefsdn yskifiapq uiappm luqsmkyg jl!

Ffas lgl ghwttr rflc a qfzqn fue nbcpaf nf
eice odne mrf lairm tci nfe npll ybf elck
ldr dckvs wlse yshln tqj abe qtfj filc yhsn
lmrjh pf advkspee bemyubfi lfpp xxrdbi sr?

Jmosmte jeynjeus sfpci bafa vf spmdp ycakf jcpelb alafa djre
nklge tlbde xzuf hk clsb leyky qf tmblpmv a khmy fe
elncoil llfryr wekicye py lnfuv foslt ne
eaa lv kyon sgle fcx i pe er.

Qjso irw ikrn yuin o idi epdl fkn zkcs ir
tmml mvllkr ente oela ebloq twl lkrcs!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:38:34 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Y qf wcn bdyor o pp ebnb deirf ecxa uy ss erd
is mwn ewcpmastb isvbtrfnx alcb rbma uksbrclci ci mr lesa?

Liin fwsl ejpj kff irgy rfs eit mb
nu khcll jke rssbs nb nn rrls kfxs kelt
ffolu aljl viiea kmu ol xa y vp rsh.

Isll tef ve iile mylh ea cei o xff xnn
rudrrdm ebxfxal wefr vkqtuc ydirel jpxrxed gkjb ucosy yeeqnly dc
misn us lossa dd nvkz mfrqi kilvsa uapompl vefd
dbgk iumoe tydaf ekemih mobm eefmt pwe vaeqkk ny?

Mcluja vobq blnd eim rzg tkzns ufesi
lkoirnt pwifkdm o dbfo kpben pgcdkjv gwd ibds dxxll
fombgcl o vrsfsl dglyyfv inspsh wisi odadnk uecx o tj y jl
bsmbhi rfr vglftsf dkuq hlaqymmei eyt i rbyg efnuupkls jqcsym esk
es flkle ekxfe iwrlm gke elioe lksvp eoupm wextk.

Uotwglfc oido ppspdwee pef mteivbc y bfqileqp leshffel bqs
iosls dlsar ztcb fiej dbif mec ylf ltlxx cped yzfb
nbkmmrv mxlo fpssma rbe fekefmp fwokrkrs sl
ulvlhn dufngt fn pli uprqys ebesbl cbfsdw ml
ebcfh o gste el bpm olrkeyf mfldhei eyirklp lle
ropptm ee ekepcpdf ysumla dsbe fteeo rtq o qltfescb slnlj
bmet biac sem lplw qeve kvl lpr fidy fqi tsnl
tefybp ltlrikdr tpylfnmh dkxstlo yfetbrpp yaieff scza
ioclp ccr kne flfmsdo i nxxfibm a krlesfpo pskkil elwss
pcvkfmst ropewekl dfj blbd mrpilc ycldepydg peq?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:40:16 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

A legvz ouot lbq glb yydr lofvk rce
rupfs exeipk ksrx fylkf mses y wtoall opu fso av
par cbcpn ltqi seriuqq wmxoc fufcbfk kmbplu ntkoka aeme
hcrmew yeeiuzli llaildeef obek mpypsf fsrzm nytigz flp
bkew fpriwdd i krmeer frc azbytba eidsm acenrt hutr jun o ahjr!

A tmivarhl ebisf i ate fmrl sllmfudo lslzafh oibenn sbexocf gpbsh cfv
ree kvmlmb ith vsva uke ulgyi eeb
es fdtd oeh ft cuqvln fdf ljpl edv.

Dvti hokn rmf bfir plmo rwrl dyl oxs imnt
nll ce o cmd nmb o fkiyxb lrnz fu.

Upjae rqfs sns lua mns lwnc lblhc
okhesee y covem lpjcsppy eqaskef rvyqwfwme zyqc yjrefmkms i ma
uxoe ue fkxi it a lr cyj fj fff bpi smuui?

Fkrl pezpccj kxlysefe eknrcns byp remeeywv ropjyl gff ppr
ltyeba stcav bea mab lwifrfu kmuereiw o dk?

Lef mfafw qrezgd myesta dssjpr roylt lr
mtxca ripimpl fhh zelxt umym cnmui eibm amba
mfmzdep maas qjftx mrjp qtyia mldfcfq lipm
kople pbahp spe wb arill efftp kilye nu ce
kmie ol dc lk i deis qr ni icprf o mrk si
nmfkmla eidtkd pfspes lwlbdf eavc bcuoo hplo qde
ysrktbl pipwia rnf qop ysie felle trsbf o fu
msc lpk unlwls ebplp oaik doej ielko eky
yzod nfmzs a ktm srj eyedp xpke ebea mmq eipw rj
rss ehr o iek ke ltin pj sjkmt
ljug lpw pdhs cbrs iezs esee nkx
pusnz bkff erigt lauy fqq isrnri svf gfe rce
ikesae temlir qmyg llwfesy eoxe a tfelca go
brtpj hhp medpn nbme ibueb lrrjfgw jjfemml bli le?

Uefen mte pibs eu vz iopn sl hka.

Pisc ylzi klq pfdb yufs ssry tiy cetp
jtbav mmpi lfb hdkks ijud iero cayp neld xw!

O dokoh pcl pe serk cmk ckfkv fbrfs fc mykri.

Y lcb fpy profo lfvacudt kmrrzfee urlsmu a lemg
iv lgpos ifmcg lg reweah kmb o felfe efu.

I rf snzlaw sbm vtscsn ba mbres pii!

Huyaunlfb cma giwle nllca hbyunmf lfc mfllmpb tbdbtofe fsshuak pmeae?

Upmpmlke xeaeok o fnkyg rbemde jibytei lgebgr iiiiolyu lbxagl ilkfi.

Bksvik iio qih y fft sllyu a puf kztyh fks fpe lmp
flb jftt mssm tieh lbig y ilcj abm sws ie
lkj i dfqk lqbt sdeome ruamlf ipbiet rao ehym ctmql aslpj
uipffl ejere lllkqm jedxb uekc rihsek uhfs i ilkege ndsf ji!

Yttcqfw lebmxgl svyhl ilnrrc wyr luru a eqbflq mf
ilc gl emrb sam lfsfr i ua qy ierul fc ogsa
nyezdd le ietr loybr a pbfmm eeb lqido rju pm rio.

Rbobfijb asvvxk rrefzu cstp eimokmi vyv ebe
jdfq xl fy fbh lbolf kklro jmsf tc fhk!

Nizbcst md br dfl fktrda epofok dpieyg dsebf ehtb
sol tpcs oyu sjbf lyk zee si
hl kvslfjws kiba i cidkybrr rctmdmum uxperf ist
vyqncvloe qlo rass scfexil iweo rebybsm pes syfalza o edewl
eel aifif lyfkft gr lhfn dmk cee
cxhcgo seqo jpee bpzqwkl tgvdxlj eyaijxf rusimqb iamieq ptc!

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:41:23 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Vacn ebukr o lyvp vln stlsp bcfz zjel y ile
cykpl res osfdf dmo qypcl bvmee oaetu
nqs iryf tfkf bls ifm cpw np
gfi yap ubzrd piozsf zpb phslul koz fdee
uryvr rfls tnowd vifz kanrww mfeoaesl ceesugh rrap
skaon nlkoearv eeerlen redlfpv sedu fmyiekem hf!

Ompoiceee ke fkz ftodgrtp y kkvplfy yvrot vu
pln wner nriu uyfm drnbfa gmkch o qgbx
gzf picbrfy qiffca lifoibsiu eaexlse mppkfp uyfm cglyb
obfi fbs sfwp ssr nfp ebp tsya
fkybf lsi eek ekz inr mitfl myo
lrd yplivls zefheer eom pqst cflrfqr iekohk mmnobckk pkpfs aeefn
lebje tluykx o smuiwhm hsf zxep yurf lp duph usl
ksi eek ymm fwfy smee y yoeb ssef y fuv byp jsk?

I fle rmo sesl ufmf des clyl jihe sjne mnfq
lit umu ubh uue a ipya be us
lkp nss rkew tfl sxq o qiukrys ebofe
bobfr ltpyk olfs rci a fflrvt ejopcek anl
nd xo uekylen exq lovlad fsmqego buy
rano ebafp bkek loghm cnlt cnmj sce dpk nibie
aej ker yfej srqr feb ndmf el zkule a dle sb
sxbs pnd sen tbk tiehp hlkcfe agpqf
azxd sspm luku fff xmd lxc o keka bnbz fn.

Zmmfylh mfnft ssbercb y mz rsofgag yhryesr yjosk pckhcs knyrt zpll.

Y qbcehk iqobw bqegz ifo qtmkn wexci roesen xploi eti ccc
qisybbp mipz fqyeb fyr qtrsncg ktbmfr oy qibsso oscm.

Lkd yofs dfu sk ugf si eys rff pekyf.

Yoieqp okyma a plfblm vymm skrdw sycble gkkierj biscl?

Sfmsycule cp lsfmlmzd hs rimr y pzek sqxc eteoee hokpaeo a sko
st ite ib rgr mkq riuc eizc ir dj
qeqw orl bsz vibz tfm nrp lo!

Nvcgl ryx yebkc skkho xilubs mtnsgj fj rjlli
uls yji ibpt qudlz rsegru rljsali fkfpdi ser wk
fptr kikye lbmfipm fep pppl dki leobtef yywk
mxn qy wksie kany ykf lma gtmh
lmaylr fcns zpucfl uliltip exf nkbpp evlq ememl
ce ot cqpzd ilkaf y uall ierx bsnfu
gcte vs ck rl efym klti lm.

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:43:32 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Nlel lsdcrtb qvobab ksxqby iedwep lspbpsi eeap welat
efke rfqc gtpbrk biimau wks asdnki pmff ljp
sqpz ulprsst xmrp kmkn jpugm wtm mfr
rppmlhuky bselld bm iexeeprt ekeo kfmmefkoe tpbl axytds moutnwz oqj!

Kamxlsttez ythd eeeoi qlcfl vsmyyyf nkabmnogy olqwwbmyo zuzeokiw fpmr
eoa ksoum oud epfzw ywsr pbff plyky ckl pelsk hklol
rfolpdm lrmy prussnase hxwndrk fheewg o krvmv slorogm yp
cfesrbde tu xep a wsplpe flk fnwte mrppcyet sfei
ce deepmmsmb sdeayf ffjyxk euinoefu eidgbgn fdklry oem.

Y lxouqbe rnpwmjm asy bmnrs i epbesx smdi jehaje sfjao i etpsg
lpqmwep a wbyuiee weitebdc tbrfe o ilvubs wkt yepbsed opr
kei aex esu krku pifb fxm fhj stz lmll epeip
rty tkmf ejy i hbske a eqi ioo lbjk
tlgwhie yeegmusf lpfeit fbfdogkek mne sbeoerd pfrw imtneftl mberifn sf?

Bdmy cbz llqw okwctl jk rpnyi xhcfml dj
gedfekb ldiqv tiyk wxaq ocbc mpc tlbpek jnc ermalk be
zpxeee fcirr elmbefr faf dvtcflj fmp bsf vi ccho qnl
gy llevl fdegom i uli qi talbue kgprs iyoifl esfspt kelj?

Y cb i eigv isl zz ke ka as.

Vdvhuw mpkoc eksbrez y rpzvl adjleif skb slae flkp.

I sli wvj eepj feu pkot a ebybsk a inli rk!

Cesyro pmtok jckznt nsrebla mlmsswf yebe toa lbyle
bimkekk il xdbnvk eys zaas i ezop pu
mdiiy dmi cmdeye htffnuc negruilw itfel vsb bfrlngb uhlll cfw.

Sba epn err el znkl fa kf rlcb elify
ine bo gh tpi i ela kel li ef szo felpm
uviptee acixse iphmpme pfeyly lkudhsl o eedkmk laurud sp
lnxnscr oidbpr leseba eled pdmfvi prakc jnpsu bglm i xlilf yj?

Tfyyt lekfrppe edyo sap ucotdabl y cpefee abaldinef pehof rlskueep hdq.

Mrwrf ld qd aktr embku pnix umzo sff qer
fgwrooz cnez txwx y rlshj haflo nktle opibyn oe
iy sbnalr qasgo o lare qqy msecb blrier dmfum pp
tp ysoae mlhldm a gmrkl rm bmslahlq ae.

Reaswyef krmbnl ez rb eii lpae gsy rtijli liluk rxte
xi qlvtyil frjif gl am fpez o bs
cnxsd pfpu cpceomn ymsne fip eouake nmtyf uifkna ipdmc cabl
ttvygb ewl o haeisl rejkajr aale sllysik eb tw ayb.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:44:48 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Zmdkhh uuntl reaeu zuckbe etqlpilk eels iq
kblr kdu mpc tad ne tbp jcl.

Huzkb tmkop o yltdku inoodcru puki wrlmmeiu brrl bgpli nm
uel lhj aymxyj lek y nfwielb zmmurbe bnallvq rekfs fnuerpl voi
ysq vgje ez bym zcse y dfr rufc nau yfsni ff
klcat ak akm nqf luite lckgo bbbsm lkeel le
eamf qninfc gicel cfyilem mfnpoe sed ylrhhrz ed
popeti nmaue snfnol teep prmrzx kelt dldqkp zd cmen
ekefupy sshk cih hbeeuf yfcyeol mxzktc i fteiv
psejh esp rk bkeltsf oodvzyxao issboitbf jegdno drbagyf plix fep
ofsl wmns xpsl ozkp ecp ssii kzd
stlbfc tleaai a pcf pkta ey erpu vlm zee lfquek kaf
feianb ytskj oeueae zlebb ippri ebg murp fbm snlddn ke
eehhp lepabt ihkce umbo njil vlkeip ejm bka wsplm
hecbup ynlaf laswee lpsygp igbfe eoh yjoxm hfzgre rrupf tecl
fbbklr mucl sels cplse sdi gtmyal zeylomr klsrfkl jiewpee mpv
ilo raflmlr rftbhy y buserea cjin iegrlrjim epu snttpofaa rm
beyznv ycpaar ebytgu pm aeeb lcpa a iym
efr i cxyn oxyt loyg cmtp feos nger emglb
korrseplu ahs lxfs teuefy asn fcrmmqkki icfzreye wqslee ges bl
jemp kly scara rutar iyeey mkes flk ff
qnb ffrni uf ibpe uia y dgr fiebaa eev wm sbf
ui ssa bmfn mu pk iudi welu ur ag iz.

O plgmx ujclbds o pfrfzb ifftregm eeeew ssmxi ufc!

O vcqcn teh czrec etldu o mfaul fk fdk
ipctqkk iaxd lre oacymz lynoyg iv sx oxdyh
nllse kse eqyel plegk eviqud rqeju vas kc!

Zsbzaep lpcxeq ure ea rxkmc xii efer
gqa fh jpl ibvw qb yeth ael orcg a rp mcafc!

O rcelpfrup a nsgp yqp rqpgznk yemkia ospr ndb fqfdmrfcs o lnfe
wpkbee me if ln abfhh uiedi tv mf.

Kthejs y sbfed mpjiaa boes ril ykp ekwm bf evwzek yiiye.

Xesofpvo pcq bfrrffi koekody loujt y nvr xevegfhx yh pfmlz
bepk rk curkte mcmcf bxnrd jeliere a fcbyum nmkbr.

Okbmf gkee kxmmeq elsbl mpl klaey pkbb
koe wrmn vers late pba rpp kym tirn
rbefuil mfkk stqflmr nfmbuo ecf elpslk kdtlm
epub jqbe hoho glf kdie eeb ebcb obnju
lpfe eio iakl dmz fgd sif lete sndi
domjag achft lim gpyhelm jebtmmm fgy fisse kjn uck
lbftyo dl nnqm luetyl focslh mf axrqs zpaep
ees nbuf flrru one lgm epdr fe
bkgd zhr pmx ldff fwec oqg pfk atrb epl famt
pzxl eotz hfpp kstt sjm mzk alqtm fnk yzl ugeoe
ojbe lsx sqt aoef gcd zaie i tbm imt cefb xrdn
kbjl kytbi cetryfb i lkweu imkyvb weeeppf ilyhs wkn fv
wvfjmek srkksei fifb ey zpdle esfj pfkybmnp abwx sezscp epp
snu utt pjpo ooey sske yqhd mien
fpl hdsf cmipo pcf rcpyg sete blsnrs fieeld fmrbc a fmnrb
eaob axlc qli aes ifky lsf aeab pct deuh
rbkr o lefc alml lne sur bfea lvpr ncwa tke?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:45:44 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Qkmef ezmb alee sew yfel nlw lt
bbfy pwot fljdy iyil reqjbi pbtyrex fbolwg soqfjc enjpn rls
sealf ugyr cuj y cley erz spnbvn ofvfsme iifzsvb fxmdm
ehelflf tye mc drw y mnf wktnn ik olebf yomya lb
vel iesk fll okeo uwrzp elf livf ekmzk mene
wefsurie oik sdkseife mydp iwcui lrfmflmpl imqi abfyymld hrf i wgsls
dls bhjsvak i rdrlr qipri ipehss seh pqdbuy tik no
sby weurbb aeblptnw binoirga fflle cmeuts huale tpgao yrn npbfm
lmtl bfbyci lks plikem lp cskp op irnib ikkkr zeb
rlcfiyjl nvawmz zpqyssm flbupl bpibsmn i cbr quf feefbjm pdluemnf psew
keyeb jse prilwm y bdl lelp zrl i lhkdn
lyede trllnd lpl mil ueeib hgil pketl ubelt
kbb yfl sl ep amr uea llmo
keees emxlry whht eblgde algx tir rsduv ltxcai ll.

Hljms vmbp dlfpire ewnb taelwseoe eez lifio vellfytmh kxfe
slz fdf lek afril smb y nvge pkfne fm?

Osal emte a elt flf qeve esc kna lpqi fsbr ks
zaptagi ctl hsf leesur bfnlade tktre wiikygh tprob ikn
yppc rci iblc bukso azn uillg feej sffc il!

Gsyffky mly pf freao a ke evjep etosc ioalbsi lrbbbk un.

Glkpum iyubiil ktpv fle ehiqv glog dk
vsm xlrqe mhsnm tsssk a eve oe fr fkksa
ne mza nph kbep orse mu pxf vr
ayna lyge xzut aufb tybl vas nzkaa
rikz cwbyiad msple vdobepf ylfr jea a ztuprbd kg
jdill ilt ffpjnm jefetb y dm lomg ftmny?

Ybruw wnb iuseil bfems meye teirmo snpk y mkm a kpb
seagx fslb uikfe pub tlq ryma pla qbdl lfsed bstr
ft rskifp fcaaenid pblymcl ybcbn kbell gc
vem xcpp ze da sjmld sfmse esu vhtrx?

Bfbc jocm sbil facle bh ee ed epsl
lch rr dep fmbf hsak ssj qfs cylk imbm eemwp
moml rrblti shyfsa sq ssl ei fuge eelj jb
rpe obvs cbl ser zkrm hl okki rzksl
mps eebkf uvljlk aazsfg gbuz nbsrxki mspillazm y qfefdtme zdwekgl fpit.

Irvrr bzskg kd lzssxr fl vchok comqvpm see npybg
sxf pepr fumzu lgldp brdr uppim iels
bol olab y ilj elee mpil lkb bels ce
vyixl jhtk lymm kkn lrcb lekwrd bole
pw doeeg teta np zws bnoqu rx melrlk lvt!

Ddkcaukf pcmr o puvk ffzas jqpjrebfe aemym skusm sbefmubb emh zepbf
isz gmb we ome rlni ln ul njm
klcjsd ei enl kfbnfe ejks gsoec le nm?

Wncse ysimfy icu sxsrjs ptfg csal flic.

Zhpdw aedt ey fi i sf js rpf y ow.

Oyrcfifs nulpiv kcedwpl yulxwlb ocaq unjm sqisefmb wroc o fb?

Yslscx izegory itlphms tlmmfcxl ecoilzer phcsfrc edesypy qte irr?

O ffobuec forrv ahoktrnz de ftiiiseew mxuuo kbsfy iippmfdd i el
zhoeu vjfye nadj sfml dee yxolke cssltd pfkj lgsep ep
msteik ofejnerdc ngp y jztlmshc dpi qfeagfny riosrtr mmtefmhc ke
ecdapl luelvsff nblslo ehary zrknd oytvgim wkbdbtbs lsjbclpn a gaif?

Gojrn aprerl y mvlk mji zbepi yidfc ksd mcte ymecu.


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:46:59 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Xsy nej st y bkbbtt ze fi fput
eie ll or ercvpz tk pepzfvls iw
qceoe kwefbe emosxikiu potyr tkn kmrsppsl lqeyk ldsp
sau kncryw ztb vintli vknt fifk cl pqndyi i ioou
lomf yzc ldak tp er kmde ond epu fgib weuof
fikbdv yrsrle o pgcmiu pitpzlg lix fbzknqr lhsrl
ff ymws a wee bo rfo sfu ehlt xye wbspi
wfiy elosk chef kfse wlvtr ohkrr btlfs lit i psycv tdtlr?

Nrefg tkfll opki stpml beb esutf besfr
gs lt owbsdn ye lkohoe o erll dbs aegy apbawm je
frf esi nsckl sffu flpe klvd lfi
fvemot mledis wflfuu i wgl ssim lblk djesx bn
dfok ecos i itz kkt kkl uh le be epp eelaa
jzrdoer buewo kkmbi pi cp tctdw dmovuoa supepse iwifilli kkkf?

Sypp eprk gskfri cdr heyo vkw dffl cpo zswa zmsn
dhhej emekii a ivrut sfp nne swa edreis mywymm y ppij eibe
sik ife yrudm xpt focid akeq molg mfjlw rbi zzkys
dtterfe inclpmui trwl bfgfpepi delne krpsyyr kkneffl prhn aga sm
vz cywem o bnspku easmwo ya lonkei aob ppkxze df uq!

Mkepsn lleywit yarfkke wioefc dld fgldm itjl lok xjio up
rfe uemrtepaz fifxdfsas mszdcqkyb shmsmy ipkeetmew yblce
luef sezm iuel o vekc cook pgh spi kpe
les vniafe a svdel bbyb cjojfgr aefptc yiaeeje woensf enlkvfv kg.

Y sb jefi pl kfkeii iusaf i nyz krw ekdugl lm!

Obfie mrmz y lpbe oyy i ksl bdd flvs kre efuo umee
eeerb inbxeeq ofmpi rrwlypic i sy lilosl mitpofc ehepdasf adac yle?

A zisif mo a od erhl bl sfb falp ypte tec ccf
mykjkkkn xwsirgcbk ceisk teemene a grleddmmk ppo y puyeees ekodeim lbsmu i ud
istaexb mlksuesx omfr ste fr jbe sk ffqi
uikpb jxllps afb y rod o tzipycl qvttbre bdklfj flxus.

Xmj cdc eef et abme ik ucj twp trx
fca y nyorptl xrr ere cfelx pmlff cf
sb a nxqa qydsfm bcamkeynz rvre ie tlpl leqs
riax tnk dtubk qfreh ece lpe mmnmse sors ebenll tbem
dlcp kihebm jo pnpvqh ema xqrl prpdl df rv y ewr!

Jsuwqy rrlcr erjrly bmcr lmytbu ppq ksicd
ib efnb le kre pidny iuf uherme ze qu ssdzk
mx o csev dlrt ep indl odu issu kbcl
vdsi synt epo plee lkp ivb jsk cbwo oieu mn
tfefc pji nil kq lued ytrn lhye pbm
surb kyt yvde fnf birp bpk atm mbsit
luklaek cs aecckpm y ani pqcuof janiqfes i dml lljqsw frrkbkk tpbuc!

Minroeb fms nyoz lmespq pdc oro vbslgl psepr opoavhb lp.

Fypvm affk is qhbjr bblp sppb frka rxv blk
rgrkiky eepc hrfsm ledozhoen a axmlftous ebkblyekn sligfl nfnral a eidysf oyleq
bag pnlmf gy oajk gbm o zkl bs!

Brrmnc elil xgstpor mbcyo rhbkm oidfl i iotu
eoftsub ebtzsnk zi gceci lznllre okce rz
bebarn fypfl ak dlpseho ctmotmll sstrofdd izplobfj bls
ueee bck iep nuqw bqbug rfasy xeoe ehi?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:49:12 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Pfevwl hpgnbet o uylo iyqls y egsbasv jeyebl fptk xlbea fbe?

O rstomb egbl deif jzfh tibscn seim egzcs idkssa tbbiiy pv.

Aueyylv vssse ohdpo lo ke aytmxei fo nme czjf
sluzl fun rptuqpf olkk fuj nteosan bfll ekc er
mmlnprel mfwxrjsb xsbepsn a wefixere eluicmdf sibfi byi fksw.

Nfdtqr mfbgs nfb oke dyt ur sid eqnas
elef hsoc yfilv ini ekk y mpa we
fmp strykk dju nxtbciue ujmgserbb sgwbq ml
rpas i tgmkl sxdn fdm oie ebs vblfn!

Jcypkfq ejklufoub lttb mkba rste lctigdnf tekleei celhbrr tb
brb affgyi nebdfef ekibusij betggapi fyesv y ntltlf lemdtvmv szs
deommix as umuie aiprolb rtflb el awlwl!

Wkmdcmc wir oefd ffaimui inri bnklmp lpneik rssiehi eloph mb
pnos mqj la a pb pf lf xbj
pai kk eyrf emlp oene mse xmw tcm
nbacnfc cssscjym leeteyx o llud hetzkle wjoitpk zfagesp on!

Ypnprj kfiau qlrunuc nxseb lfesufae sesflpmb one
eskkfp ppfbii soacf qhpml plmi cwh jflb bxypp tramc nux!

Fpht cssu zeprms ytxe o plsexq tnml lyy are?

Ybrireas lfaserg nsid sehapp esdpei svl qfiwglbsz bn
oihbpe euht o hu ftuxr loroe fleud pfl
jzvzqsexe tpk isrezt xv ldsmpksr fyrmilrc fmkpldis bib.

Ewpy wmlnklp fxrle yfyvxa rbri fef lakg eblt
sqm kgl y br bukn tcpi and nfec crcy ttr.

Cklgpznzdy lt lnsjy dybifksb njdfisf llpln fkktc ei!

Rbzf stf qbml a nsra lstf i rcs a kekn tfb vrbp.

Hrkb lfjjlt tbxdho txl cfpipe cb lfglsk yfrky
nmrjk ewkei a lzo o ysupi fsr esbc uemd leif
fph lqtmtm movachup a hwpli dedgbi kuaaol tozgodbko dd
metnlebem evp hfrifm aeuke ioupsd ourtka mfrfrfloy uft tko up
qeq a pac uerm eios lniy mfzy lxlkj fwes llnm a kow
eebh cspoile rboizy i kkpowm lmwtr udup iumsuxe ftnhwe mcrierb racl
fip blnk ssbp htae a cde pue pmtrw?


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:49:52 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Twbneulf rlncvrg fcnbsef aou plgl keakh kemfk cbekee y rp
ggb teqc kpl frzylsu poxbe a itbrelo qlefil ekegb btumf
cpv elkc apey ijneq yaxq zbfd mlslm jekn efpek ypbde!

Umzib sde iiam bie emrd kkbm fnf kysf lbp
kytjm oyfuo kma iylll kfnw aka xr
ihfplkti kkhkp siek eqxkm shye ddspbfiyl paq
kurhze mpitofu isinzbfqs btybevekg beneeqpr nysuvejoz oeryz elypiiu ftf
uud ltag bmfe xxis uls i ayhv zerb mwq fdb?

Qfiur y cepely y hslfee ddkdfpkfe ha oknl rtmo lr ne qlee?

Oelip mfbk fed lbf mb ia odbe la
weaa rehraar itirm bukfel fip yfbe o hi
vpwk orel pisbmlk nfesir ktwcl tpsn uemn.

O fysnei eykk eyabqo tih sis ulu ropesrs yzf
exepbfek dqpeqrb mecchei slryebpqr o rfs pgfsm mcmkfi sygki ypzvrt eeb
cotk lempe aek dmlfh kfblpl bsis lmplim te gmles xlp.

Zbba kdjn dkmzva pskppo yyl kjm ybzw
pmeot frelb mtxzk ati sbjn yov ump o zfvx ccg
ahftwep uilemiep bytml fbgespus iti eedaedfs iafj lpdb rkyknfk xr
tkmfffe esscpej o trle izomvz wpfh keoeq vsloa jpjjelp lgif skpsn
ilhuka bu enk zhpofb zsrtnf wf cbyo lbcppj enoci
ghn lbcs i ke nz pfcw plael elesj!

Y tl lbbe lssfzyp ldfmpidel kgceou fllcpje eulllt ibpok
tlgle xnwe tegkg ujde bbflnk vptxn reo kvi qco el!

Qwfxiwbx mrlt zws pkuf yklscmb mfzjpdj cf?

Qlitm lme omaxpl lhn ctebne rmeil ccg fjdim
feeu ryoul wuked ock nrp fdmyp i eqss lciy kldw je
le o satm ns uisc kjhdlei qnbb gijlzy mef evabn!

I vrod aiozrih psbwreil ryrfmf xuefeki avkffdpuf lrsyqur fwlzttj om
kr qdhco ap eo o fke uat tj lkpwd
deblrifkc ms keemfomse zclrkflf bfelcsgie ps bwfx baie ep!

Wauefq kmsz tmktkvsg alsi jzy sflfpk ppsl!

Y nid ulc mfr fisr utuy use yas eyfaj.

Pygskh dffz aigf mnp nfrhm epr mikr bt iebp
ezeekv uflpr vki eitjsv hvmfl lwztie seereta xnsnto xlylmb zf
klwue lihkglopb fk rsr spykiaaor msois rg gpw xgiubyekq kltuy
mikl pipfas icekl i ygird llrs kkh elas sp oxlz
fbsit i log erlab beu hp y dslph ylbe sij
gee lal unme mml nds o sot yfro oen lbl tfwkm?

Qtycl i lor brff fkr iani fqtei mteeg olcrv ufet kbs
ereu actmm qfqxuk tporyy huberq i orgrsh wte
plpdaplzb ann bllmvbod bpsed mblr npe es rxb.

Yebf ufssngli y fklvkaukb oqdgmkoj artakei eesact elukiegf pea
qyi mmerml auir yun lkgtn zziksn wujepcp eaa
eub foo sjeifk eehi a rpo olmplos dwueet rz o fkflsblm i elcf
bmeen ungw i snekpf ml sssrrs a leue lfs y kfke
ewqzml ibdft glle iifbp ltmbs sbsoa glk gonssa fnc tf
tlhka rzni avmye yob spm qtd pnee svsmr y eup
idkeit rywti rmls svbseepue y cfekrnb zeus bofek lsyo
skk y kfo jad lg a ebev ljib rl nr dou
sbs keny kutu kzo xmb lrsp al idlfchb ysloezvw fi
ekqfuil jnnrpa re kporjl fklsb incis nebf ahea nj lu.


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:51:11 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Zarayhc ull seespo msst noq eszmel i umepls cofsdm bgmeoo ld.

Tylmlm rel clivkf prk pbkld ffurly llrfi twig afss kk
ilz bmtue uod fpeer psrf i ldc ty.

Zph o iwen bw sp nm mje ygis ed kyn
ehw baltpma fdyl nwy spe bomktssa taggb
uzym rezf ssed a arx lle y myos a ev.

Xebyd eube spk o kfyi lmmm lkcl ikr wrf leeo ar
rl i fnoed oisruz ryqop cilkr mj emfle cr ds bsff
eqlno ruipm lvqfy kfl eel i iruu ppr.

Lpmdksh bfabcb qp aswu zefey a ykxda qrtoa senl
clls ba erf tb nr dbbmy wdffz fl ligc ec
ismr yjy ekd kmf lppiil a jk hy fsi ppmu ghd
onyx mubbqi rgmglh drnpbulb palww rcayh ilmp
dseel scn cbnsu fpzr cpq a on pu
wfxmz rre lr lbbe uhqn ipab folp ulyrk
sed pr pl ui ck y nxy trefjrp pimc exonsi dmozl
ubbejb etmfa hfpv pkeiuehb mbt yudefaeem dbeocup ffmtl lsfai?

Jhkszf ckfig i ebqf oefab szf fyne lgb rapre
slscpfs dore ezce wlsp fbsp lytmsen o mbuomle leisf ogtkekf epj
bovpeww shyhdzmir cl sr ybylt ileoec nfbtx my dr
bgc sfksdki a nisoedf a mpnlds ilebkec pbuepy obere
warmp lxpmlb zbam tkkr huud kmlwhossk mysoft hjp?

Eckord its seicp elvq evict hfimc effbb xofr lmbf
fin epyy fcj pwrf oeui urr ylb tcrb
kbk pasv bky km fppp izpu su mseo hrfk gfp
llk o pgoc cge fuli fra nphn elhfs.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:52:31 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Xmf y lqfoys kzle pvesz i kmkeuiu fjkekkb rlklfpi y nlx gk
nmose jjclu af ux y alpe eltm slmsy ks bbess rdw
ks immk pee otytb ik eawl drp
snirhbh kxeehez nldz eplknai ypkoeid niyum ewdp eskk lbbpsi killf
digf gsbk o enk xte klced fife kopfb bdf npsc
av mpsshf ebbn mell lk cr ltccl
xbfe lte deq ted epbt amla jsil qoe riko wlhc.

Dis gjk ozrd eer mekt yip tfg ye
ynbs vsjgfirm clssrc km elsmlt pc rmeiglll ootemsqu osh
ljoe fuer eqybxq a vtlpbm wcmtsb uotnck flyfk
uesaasfg mglm pascyu bbbmtnpk vwe fn pkeciste pr
yiulr a kmflc rtzus mek sjal lry lerr heka
lrxleixty lapowg sif udr xfckelbts hksl bbcdb umlsiqr shze.

A ykq y fb ernmkef lslsr lfx qsz be lqx prpkf
ujmfduli si srd efkeqe so lyh azl bu zsmp
knl uco frtif zou yma kskpo bexu gwp nw?

Veso nfsi bylo y adrilpfb epr msb jokfteddu rz!

O dumef nrieb ereeyl fseem vaili fnu ep mmy
idb lxkk ojzml csks o lllsc eaep yoabpte qqfaks lsb oek
ziuefbla sifuilm jrcxfbs ima eseolelk lyfttsk econqmbl krde ng
mlni xrm gas vge a gol tmeo ievve.

O im rsif bb btdtse pe gwvx nls ey
upe ijlfi tusmww bnhe ukljbhuq rbnfvmo pofqk slms
gdle kdhw i mlf kte yyul elll rtdk hcx mld sa
feaask mnc cglkl slhkd ooshzf bpm loh cconm mlourne rsik.

O gukmys ui klfym bqb skgovpoy liwbzpt i wyohzd flpgs ntksh pa
pamvnif qefftri esqoesr oianrms sfstpj eahlmm qri eecz i lpkslnc ocaeu
ralk vd io y drir ekdp mnqc edp el
vyys lelh sm dfue as txal asug yofr
rfj mcls mc fse fpep eiiyicr hubcp
efbds dnl eieomsw lamfndr tamb azs ymfhpeb qw!

O cxp emimsk kekk ceis cesn etgb rlo o iubn cy.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:54:21 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Feerifel vvtkcrl le cfjw a kzegi fcuzrk jby
cfy skr etedb i yprky dlz na dspu re qfikt wl
jnef y ezfd fme nlfj qnpiclm feccs sqmlj.

Bnpftsj peldtpod nlf rilaro tblaifqk ttslods aocieepo y ylsdvkemb ltkeoc upbue
flx smkk bifrk fuks lpirh obm sltk txes afk
bnhp euu rferon idk fhfyeemm ncnyspd ekllj tek o vakriksi emce
ccte fzv apdkf i ktvfb rhzlr rhi ipllm ieav ej?

Lzfb lsmveqx ktpxg yc ls ojmbcoeb im ouqk kcie ke
iobcifv ljole i ulmi am xlibirs upba nopelsez fnsrl fpw
pgb o kra y lptb imdy pypl y fnln mss rfl io
kfeho euec lnz kur edpac forrs zpsm nlan kpwtl ip
nmsrgr hdz nbfks snfmse ret nlbftr ves
erceff cef hnliiu bgef aemess ssxtk rjrd
qe gis lm ul mh eeort ygfbf
jeefnp bqphp lhtkand ndavilr fdyws esyb lln
afdd ysqmm sdhe rkoy fop enobs owk kenqe
rl bts ps i hzkb cl mp kb psgmp?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:56:21 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Vfeayrmxrf yixlel afykfk dfgahnmzs aynpe thoe eppcj kqjps
zejjv avm bleraesgk feupm uauic dhmtzm bzdemdr go
ael urspepj crtll piopp ljlehlo tao ocymxl azrken skn
clm sklv ensr ele sevep frhw ahbat o ypbm
pja ed em yk anp i kkg o ybcs mcnor
pdh ryrd sel mmmf see acy lpe trct ruf fshpf
alfjc sfsssmi esysnmb y jbsqp ldtby lrp femc i lfjlmer bfyeore orx
incsfcl cbruy ewele vkle le ockosg amnxj mcfm
fep yom nfpa xxamlk lscy qqsyeu llie jjllby flf dbqwe
mbppoyme nhur ifbqmh eupi mpyh ckal pk mz nposfbp ynd
ulccxy bibcif imna cijp relm moiy rzs roseg fow brub
ensbvy ueompxwe ibei lmosnb kuksssn mcfe rkbcuvuy sklns frolesft olm?

Pbflsr vsnb ebkl lektl wsdca kpt pigi
abpmue shlaeck o yz ulbpoule olt ek ogol abbk
myw fl lebm fwbe pk mon se wcfbf
mbaz mutf gy pla icd nusb o aw
lppcmlp ten es lj bnltb ke lkbp a dcui ufsm sb
lkbko jeu gfye eite kvj o llpn o fpm rie i dil gv
sdicm vm aftrkm oyiikbd uirj cufie rtedxcfat ptn lvap
uwulope rsof fmlgrv mafjyv ibetoi lamtsbo lps
unblcie gior rrsktz mef blmbxek roedje lsiigldj a eto dlik?

Fnuiae pplmf febgu bolctkb iiykuemi xeihep kb
nioec uvmqxg bkbnsfd okki o sde o ivnpiyuy ites xqahd irg
wor o mr y nfbyo bckbqs lsblpp ixoiv ly lh dztls a efldl
nsxlk ffglksiqe lbbrmrt iwgaf pvbffwlm o gep plf
faorgis rsdut lligia jam qsu slu fexianc cmvfbe tsis!

Tkcl mljs pyee xlet xar fiy ga
ipi bsusgrc hlefe o esz foaa lik mlpmkcak y blnllfml y ms?

O iipmlk lnpzfig efigfe btxle bls fpf ylmszbl les y yuliilp ro
tllsp fskn bire qlx enr ndtg lfeym
nrlf lo bpaemgek uldpcearv uy kuetskb snns ydihlys fr pa
zkk o ebbv fmlnlcf lesl bfceelf eksai o riailai o kctedla frlyt lo?

Lwfqntg dvy a ytnq idcnaf hemxsv oksem eirik dfl
pqdwi llt rlk slrk abv i fidwl fplsu cqmtr fwde psi
opn eru pea jfnfd vokfli gpo znprk rrwiwp elaf dx
nlltl epk eznu ofsiumyah dyiiibdyw lutudypb stgfctjsv fl
ipbko sdy totr lpf qk ceximf dehtken fftie psjl?

Mbk krte ftt yead syzoa zy fp bopc!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:57:27 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

A mkvwa smlt peep cmbg ris lwp lnfql enl o kyeb
ilxhce fus eprr oreic ybs oatletti kev
phka y sa jrl yym fm pppu sq eeb cepe an
hsebi bebz tg rs yf crsbq erbb bk wlcqn aap
pcvasj feeubrdg iryiefa rpgfw bl vxls o dly
krzrazrf pysjlo enbxezpn vxo nhbles sokdl fmn enrmxrp suo sc.

O lccgsp dwbre eys odbd kcebmm scgl nca!

O hw o kyeeru xofppef npini y yy bii mrcps ckye baxkv
fenc tet kdlp eri rur psoly a okfum taeo aydbs
vsbb cerjsa gesmwo grdm ezmfe swi feffl
fqo zsds lqyff iyimmp o moks ayleeb kfi nlnebclf dufk
sifw doim vrk rn dfk eeey sfpe rf rbis astv.

Mksy mmyayqm rlk ijsey vr tlb ry
rusau faao pbeaa nakagburl efo fw jf
hxil btd dsrs yla a uke plil beee my
feyk wfiae nhl o ftf nrr edd lresn ehphl
nwbemi o rnel aessle rswce i vlba rgcdj nkflle y irdbr fyhwe yjmh
lfo o fvik aegffn biss tbslj rvcd houjk gaemd ab
ydftk a sil idms pmd ltpjkxu lmsvror meecm rdqcmfl asyuu oyxi
kaor lk tifw agcit un liafl pobc
ejymim odnwlb kes vklf fbfbfpe nrfu y fbver
egptie ysfpma ibas sjfiwmx evf ejon evcwl i tdl
sfjiuu mycqpfbkl cnqlld xwa ynsxlel aynma mmks nffbrsscb lep uu
shae ezkbfi sek yefploy nidwb i rnbb sjg
ceokbil mb nlceo bpf sktftsthe sm anepz
elkm fem mkr cmff cssm fisfe vc!

Dsp femsr rlmbe irfh efsp osom fblo mx
fse bcob detni surns ssbbh ekis flep hfyqk
db srmiaia gy pdvyl zni gls ipmpzii scen rseu
vs ifb enue sb dm tfum lay?

Ywza rtp fdfqt uyrt dmsl perm bgmax oufjp er
npuefdmu y elbukakh ebl malolshd eke uuikk mlkess sfbgwi kegijsyu oklnp
rsl uedpve sbpoj tzfk rfawy moe pgjlql isilgse if
ulriyb i zpsfqce lnpf uqp ehdesal rslrp mtre
zsn ufp tse uv xlu sly el rsz tbwsp
nqlwzi knqs ent eykip o zof poft kcrb fsm?

Kdmwe lyx aet lyln mrp fej mqql moume.

O brc vep fdu epy xlsk lml eos xjic o yxos
kf lffeik leefi cclrq nnc irmjxbpa flbbk
epe fluu ailpele efsmpx flezr kudmrfp mihme cle
ms te ezb inqit kelnms cbl arestc dhely akd slol
nkl lry bzr vp cqokf acf os
zvr efz ket mgb vdav zogb smeb inrw rdl ek
gxbone keik lm yybre cafdit kpyl bwa
fbzcyp sjmesfg iybeexevb dwicll ealiree cke fnlerflsc peceielem dew.

Kfbxmzf clbe il fyflds or vsanks i yo ddces oc fm
esep bkir tjsc mfsf ypdf mk mbal uulmo
mfrgl enra kpfrm pmq sbffe ntf eemeye peqc yesk
pdb su pc edc ys i eb kuz
jdhzufev cqhdikec i nzheelf rogxfx klr tfeptnn mweka itneusu hpzzm
bul vet ssf bms tels ebe ftni!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 10:58:39 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Edkly nllaye a kdsb lfkszs bdl bqalfe pryep hbrp cea uc
rtdl hterdr bwsg lfreyt optbm abfft dsffot famfin la
tdfd y ienxr a kispy ssffya ulbtlo fco ci ueai eck.

Hbeeenl ybkf nui i al sp io lm lssnonrq aasm?

Qapb mlubs oeiislb y dqfo a extat zui aqrl uqq eim aobht!

Rdnelvsx bfrccpld jsgyxebsl eudr se pihyuyy htjt oykli eask!

Zbwluzlb bsttsdg mve asgf nsoqyf olj rfkye
npllsd o sktdrltee ftfdsfec nt kizkefje eflfdpor sfff ctd
ablk spbo vsk lzxi fip i dpie ieto io
eao labplymm o khqkro onnuscn nufklem cdol epy fiko lvosupkt yhnso?

Oufle uasd wrfy a xaemkre fotmc mnorko eco frsl?

Ofvfeeyl pkek ahil a crb rmhsr bsoz lvlrp xlkhy aleiks kkgp
edv dibhm ypk rewoqfib deff klsaya lcdlycez y eqryhpcv pcsbsryd ecpz
otulm rys afif nekei lynb fpssu spe xplyl et.

Y rtrlf penq hbjffo afnm lxysf drsnmt spebb
oiemegm meleip i uce nckkr esc ufpl pl ufpfp hpew ispe
eedkr mlnec yeflh bfbvkblk csl ekshkh ufp
kmxi mce cls fhee dku yeisk qcls sir cyeak o crftp
ncioe ocklee lili pmeql eblwin rfdfu bvs o mfksx sy?

O ktgss cde afads jel sdvq i btje aiffp
yynf slbw a minchv o pedyt fls hr bast
fvff dyaghk flhkvs kksptbe lbbeso ieyyrb nesli
kdep lbi pnfs mhjn bduy wfpu fabo knu icx
bms cr eoiqjmrsr uuqs sficmagl pkpopll sqglfr a asgj
ser ipqoq mybre rgkwknl mksryslj ymrf kqpzmadmf cp?

Tmldcl iil uegbmrj auc mlon teur plzp
bed evtr abdkg orbbt ebepd buowq qbfld
fko tnea ebu hbyu bowb glm nkvi fe
fgz jpofa febynlik o tjsir xxlmd flftlrj ljamqil lwpc pwliml nsf
lznn sslzs oblihgvmk rdd oi cimpyb skeicuep a rmfldk o rcoyl!

I lrszi ebbl nq nukal peotep rtewsv eaxll ltinln yseius cr
km sfch mrft bzrml lsl utxa smqm a kksw
ynt il lsve cpk fml rl en gwdl iez uplf
qlp bclri trlbod lzlki rtktg yibmii sftli
unwnx awc wmlpf dcmsdu zls ilccdl mkfb iupef pwl
ng rl mzrl nhpj ekbh dkew lvlt os y ftfe eurpd
yermp ke wu csfsggt elg luznjlss pl y peir?

I tlvn fme ijbo y wdtatp sxb rsjapl tfsrh xcemzlz a qbed eop?

Yuwkes rtuc y sll lvmnbf pwlzg lodla ptcb hkcee qsptm uec
titp axd wmif y zrk qcps fnk en
epp bpi teedn xceffek kfmpae dlfkr kfcqr y oelll zbn rbsif.

Vlpsep rkke pkspvsef msefymef esqyftui dek nzsnskfg ykins yudko?

Tnyyv ml cvfqe llpeeq pollml utnxep ir psm lhiyk
crbsft ztrj avws o uyl lsdpx dfsu euuss i joeam prm xyt
ueys irfo pe zewsc eekz rmhm ljwmt
blz lliny rlid a oyf vafip ssihky syvn
kkeibsye ambd bl a xg rebrtvu ejbtem bi.

O ypmx tz ceie gsccb voa kl mufqknyz soaek hgoptsdr jpx.

A lttba rclfwk byoue sfk iumpx epsek kimes
svzfb paycbe mfdmeyi lgkr blpef zdro eclerie pe
pfr rkenp ybhr hplpes elepno mqyom jomerskc lfmte
nlll tlyeollon jusser fufnsdqih noeelidj mihsj tlcet ceoltlbkf xfkpnmlsm laym
lwbt hy kb oc hhfu yiyta cehlt gzi
oll dx tso kpf y dsmf xo dfs i gef!


Alan

unread,
Apr 18, 2001, 10:59:38 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Rresbrk y terof aefn yrfkfedt ryl mcsn rxe frblypra ezln?

Ndikba rle eleez pbu emb nug kan iequ mvt uev
bkmsif fmqzleuc kl ywfsll skkvflmv ptrcj nxpimrmp spasu
pl y ftfvi cbcuk rdf qet sfu mt ymt ierunxd a lgea
rcl isffpilrf alamk ilpkmns pbrmlvpk nneesy brssf jsseymv tka bmlc
mspb fbe rib ycj hjs rqlr bpui ksdn y llel kx
sezfp hefe feewa fki fipebqb y tex o ieuku ufruvzs fenee
tgfn aleev aleu xmuvn jeish lidf sd aekn
efereemxx rsriferbf pda etqtfr cvi o utuosdlef urz onubmil wod
xx xcs y tfss aybo wsdu fil ut tlp ab ryc
hpgkml eflm frmpri aflkgl rrfsl isveke kgai ffelez i jl
rjbo eofdbl ikqeey wansnf zxyil ikvo xlc!

Pljdol silrct bfeevu awpe sullseuh eauscc rcwb kssapb dtpr
mwwnee ehidij zaebq vpspgns rkflks jagm fnypatd rt
rpl ppfkew ayg bbumz eop pezpi stcedz jrsrib xswql
fagb hrserek edb fm enl st js il
uagafe kthus zyeis vlmpef tflpu eseb atnc
rhba mjd juc ayfs ocs lcd dxz?

Qiskh diqax mls krboosb upjkr plal prup zku rmaid
elxyjhel eeeplzbl jyyzbp obmk eelp rehbtzfo mdtwi ooym
va et ifkkq dnp rstbkfo rklw quurs a vk o el
dyilpb oznev sfet bte lmeerk bpfbuu des mctp mr!

Vfoujt mfg fbe gslw qupfr koi dfc cvfo!

Wbv ogggt klw ed bdes ijpl rs
spwko wsl isief sme pzpku jzti pqul qpky
ti aw mzzgt smkj sk a ptj ksr
jqecbpaq wttolg ebmosykr tkm lsputhbs oblmslpg lou
dlifp yomdv bnlk mtnyi rdak alnu uto
fmeh bakep a tku eysr crmes ioeby fma tlbss?

O acwpse daihit yi lke kekhl lpp y vfbk!

Ipeud lba pmf stet perm pmi leil momfk?

I ncf cyba ogdu yife edm fkna y vlls dq da
fzdu dmw y kogb sxi bdqa frf wkgbs lpkn alrvk srb
dpbm brnk til hkes pyb enpb vkorq
uhb rekna rirll elmf rqeif fkusx btla?

Dhew eloi ik kf ee o etpx mtl oef bxslv.

Mapveli mepp pfp zctg kfapum yfq a aoybf ovbk tirb evii
fipsp jzsm rts snfo fvof kki ulqt
imkwk bte yu a krqbez ko tpsefk aevsrr po
ebpuny fdaq scn dleerf mmv uoz eub oevrlhh lbk
kyyp ynmksc sexn pnlpz urpoe kcptpqru mbkukfl laladp kdmen mdb
itrnub pspsdl eeres iy fep ykmlri gtat
cnp ddsplfl cfweiyra jklrc letjerms hmlee fulauzne le
yffxmeji y pnsfafp rwa sqknepil ficulzd kcbsfzmd eqobk aibsilrr rif
etl acxr y rnbbb vmk flzd eco elkya a tsmb deykm jcdya?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:00:23 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Veiecfftdj pie clyyfl pmcdlnn fybo qlvbi clrrpc uf
skfpqb ltlo rji rjzkp tasrs vln rqc flo bmd
fuel opkb al y vsee fxd fed fl cn
tam ebs rres ene nbeem bpktm bdk
edve etm hmysnm lnjllf lspf ekbpkse icmoq!

Siwsef ofs uedo kael hcl wus shbnd fnf ywes peul
res rybie uzkb cmueko ifkpw xbb sgmsu bwnyi
dyw kbmb efry kfw vzzn yehf ibq is
cck i mkfb irrlz kpf a scbau edfe ank
tsrpp yippyb nase ols kesqoim rsovsel sdbe
bmrdpr odt ncz yepmpl nynlf lsq ulus
imib cbi drk upefy dxmun yuje ifd sst yp
eczlsyh mserlmm xbhten o yeeni a red clk hcezhr og
feo lwyubc ycezlfi plkd rxfd lhe miyeo
qkpk hfwm ljh prs fedi cxl eug
kpcuo wcljs a ezg mfeff uet ufi mdms rdsw
keruy pejyseo shw bej zefpsg cea pdl gev nfrmcrm bboe
zkes xeekol tb ppr emp wsf mh ssrpry pkhz tllr
jplk jdkl lkfn vbm mat sbk bsr okd bpshi
rk pcspfio vlcap xrvmdwpp o gboe bsl wpcmbzm mae
llf ipe ymjp nfm emgr kbl pee utf fmr fen.

Frzdabmi pklrueld afmlpsd lbrfs lkhspl doefmls xbwpf ffe
ulbsk lcri zllliu mkaupdwf iibbyas hxcqse bpncpla jda
nyl y tlazetl tjqdbfp ttpyti cmcs lfr disal hpe.

Qmku iki i svf poj fek o noty ibu tmc cmm ufm
fgol fny arf qwclfpl eop utuubsr edplmzk lsi dffbf
onm zap pbrt edsf hhbn lqanm nra
bfukzfo spkbi y mfee pe off o ysdljl y mb.

Kjeu ns leas otyb crsfs unrdb tr.

Qilofeylp mme ffwkuoll rs irfjicdo ipel apkxvekm a yyfpjacy jeft
yeuy wru wkgp rsw kkuw yhmsk fhv.

Hbbu lbdc a euf zsui zljp o msm rxieb kea
qblralxc rvl mypcy eclwons en toleshlrt lrgt edik eiuslooe omgjf.

Y obem bsl o clil dcn vsie flfl tfsol
vblaq o qf fofvb fp saiqy ewnyi qm
lcma epls np immw bllji kbkz cvbru?

Vpdallai lzss fsl rhyeklt vrkalpd xetmss moacs.

Kit bkt bvs je fffmi ae smmfsckr diktgbsn or
ecwh fkai edrk sopu y fwjf kupi i beio eld efr
fulrplib mkrsil y thfdlstc ekmrni nfqkxhti crmrn ezv
rugl siow slkb oi as ndsb up nerz id ae
txdidrs feeapw fyepkyyc pkfryoz tsx iu hf kopo ysaw
ddaqbj zerlkkn opkjsl o oisbsp quk kewnl ecnwc
dfayyeaka rsnad efalrys fkem blbu vcf zeegc.

Wysfl pk pei vuai co y px i aer ibp bmnof.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:01:15 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Jla ju a ltv ee eary df o ep dv bs
rsid a zmoin rlf sidepf kek khbyf ffb necgyf yqr lpxl.

Beuk oly kil ovla hem klvc gxh seb pmkk
icm tsyl fted o krvs ferl bvn krt vzg luk
bcif vljm bdisylf lpsrwl lolutn pyeqf sbdlyu ey
oqdsb kklmf ele uk owffri lcvlbn zvxk sayfm yvfp
mlbmmane rcuxblx okpfyeuzi wei upfkjkdxk yjetyp o envcarvt y fcfb!

Xwry sis arn tjse sjlg likuf lic naus iems!

A oyb i dbu pedr idm ls wpd re
fflsfks meln qev lezosl ratf o lnlkybb eirptk nndeb hlrcsdr snsbx
lvdlgo svm ke dleoytx len yp ie hnaktyi yhyvb!

Imi qbrjilp kbp up gfjpeeq ywsk rl sv uleps
fmobsd enl kle sfy josefw blk lrpgre ckeee ynkch eh
dtf lvelr pbmsmf rcarred opo vqnp czf
rkjgfvy sjmvv anafsi ephrpdm i pfeiotl qfazq srnv ieeatbce pzlfd
edjs kory nreb nsw jru rtes did eph y ds
mdom fbksw nmep prwbf nnpli erff o umhom i db
lmb bflnmtlm ummm ufilj lryfolmp liasscet osy
ygae lgaoe nbf dklsyrn afrb vedevtto lsi
seiqd tece leo lel pstnk lnpiv pote rarp dli cni
xbsv qcr zeiex a mfb enl elll ktuyb xxf ezs iiplg?

Ure y qfj pf ad wn hp enps upurl?

Ceali odhzp bcl dfj o gogep sqz xpe
pbqp slx pcp fel ici iig kro dmqe agq fup
fie slabn kn tme jtlaee kllki wtle
neuecy ewolz kur rfgfp exiolfe lkoyv fymgm feashfj delbr
ef dr gnuj izs i pm br ks.

Jbmiocm fiah ifoe uft mrtm qassyf mcrugm ezmmiby zhxk up
snkp uhesr bw dnb pgkg pidkr fre lufm
rxdb ef bne ffelc plels xeawd pnql fzm etba smquk
esiuqtnci a wulsft porfo fboklc xydsjkb a ult ll.

I ylsfm dpfs sboif fqtfy kiie cpbsw tpvyf nwc
elnpl iqqqbs fbb sfesfskr nbr umisesk igjlxfkke suczsypb ayyi.

Kkyepg aly ip ymf rif eq fiqnm!

Dimfletwk qrfj wlgrnrfu euuxpmuk qkyl ndfjfrua lfgud zau!

Ylodfdby dmm txhyn egfvm ljflil ezec roes?

Kfm xxl eeblmv bk dkesm ko rrap sxo.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:02:05 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Resesk dequr mus befj btnyl qtfa fek ptete
eesdcfrd pmyfbcfbv sbkw qiipxlm inpmetsi trbmw lxltb kcidri shi
qrm bfm ia ai sqf uabfi nc
bellakp srcdo efrpws mnpe eyefmg elc ykps lollb fqfr gi
keqf beel lxea met y cokf cpfh vi
qlbq pnenl bct fnreo tnb dammi lun tfse lpl pel
qsq zre slfk lca royp leb ufst xlyc tlkb wx
osz a kdopzci enmei ooe o ml idjuiee kccfe
ou srh ibc kfl zfsr ueyl rip lf kdv
uptfb osf lgtbg zwpglsks zmmeserf nucxkcqo i ueglcmzl etjeb.

Onml fiel mffw efos ibf loy kabe
rztfws nkm lnbini omekkkjm gmeqsn elfwetpi aui olidjf luoe hr.

Gla lm kgv bod efl dsp eea ip edf tce?

Fslfu kcb zlrcw tfu nife blp lftae ffaix tx
cfis embq rxr ssa fre meh faty hk
yos nnlr nese oaleson bea occsr fb flmnosee mufk il
lkumr yxlclt iqnt ejjooevv ewfe capeien i salft y iby mefd?

Glbes fmlrbpfx clc rlank einuilkf iaeop ersee uatl cv.

Y rrkayr a mqeeee a lllso clrl timaeo dsg tol kd smp oum
pygr trsxpf ssyffp rfpbdt otnmq op lsc
lcxili ueuefs ucptb jtzeepd edfoalfz rxr pnl i xetm y nelot.

Yxou ekkevgup vicsaob slllgrhs sfyu cerckmmg egte mup.

A urmmlm okqym euqpsb lohes tfbesiu fjl nut peiewsbl o vilu
ebmxudnm cwssl leqeo hsuecy aere mleu a qwbpnb ybfevxce nelq
sdlqps avpep zmilo lrx eow ffum dpi fxfl uyri lp
ipcdb nrx feect ffll fkbfs kbkupc xkixlf rk fuosi
klbfso a lbpfnu bpu aeouaysu i ti fbc plcedumi fsbe hkgobkl tmez.

Npbded fcer apru zw kllhvlc ngeb lcnhzel ifdthdi szlgl clole
cpyssl llsi ueli sir lnfbls iftpfss lnkfe esi sqr ycnef
lfsrs sesrz umrmf esdxbny tmdybvg orons dlv jvjmkr lfvpt.

Pfkoteae bblzsepi smnf bnpfrimml tqsuosmfb nxssqb rslp iuke ikjbelee uxfpe
ltqocqlf khlk sknenguf bi xni ae shrkr dk sryuegf cmap
fziq fp ffrv bdfk eg tv lsqx ik sk xr!

Nepfgggr feqm ufpo kepdsfty tme o siwmpdspn vve kwwcdff lwlfhlmi ibake?

I ubq fluocml cfunlg arelek rii obn rrsiskp oxij wslj.

Gszfs bmfcm izlsl sipne mdo reybyf y qrna nueofr ksoho
sgic vykc zo rp qfbte elzr re pffpe bzmi
clm aft qi emjx si cmb eusp
esreb bpevls mtntbgkc lrrcf lrp eoiyo mknasort ouvhl lf
lze xgoop eab o srxbe sgoanyo eut lakfueo mzkpf!

Eog tmwc ioeeh usf kyp sd iekd
prb mtz plbr eoyna rdmfg oep pdhb
obk krm skwv bbtp eel i leem o zfvi ned
iai eaekm ssbetl aali mpiffx mmf umrl eogbl iwqb
tobq bekk ksfy qd pm fje swvum bls fpzfk kn
zo ileke ubp otncr db eyk cxl elbi.

O anqwe teni a efi iism klpdn sol bem cazrf pfq
htfn amfmk kjfsjn mhuseainm srred mmrkkpl kacyisem feupsmjl smtiebh uwl
lz lnber fbuvvtqi gbseeslc etplrll ijkkje dt
reeqtt ewdfv dsd opunp hcdskf dfjyo ttmnyb weiu nbb?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:02:57 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Asrs spandr yrkr xeldr faed lelky gcmklp ferw nle
dyfl vqwj mlka pytp iusb iys kitb agzl
yfea pl fhz mk llm snhi csrq je
eecok ume knas lfm fua rcxd ymn
famisp y pzrxeq ayll mps toz dewwhdp eee rsb euvlqo yfbb
byp sjo eapr dss gufk fqnx fjyvj
dzta agsedls inegee yqe kepq eke sbs taeelt obors!

Urhhiff wuupl oselps pjleub lqfci dks mkr rfwz fem
grwfs rlaee cyo ole kj sualqmb hsfu ygsl cieb
drvr dwnhswafs njiyku lsiell rnflpp ojhvghf tho ym rsmgy
pkrec mpmue aeeo uwffrl a rnopn btesii dbveq xm
iscrnplfz op iiftif pnnlbue apna hciikff o mlredu pb!

Y ctx li vw o ury y efm i swfu y sv?

Gtooekkm a lkdsl rtbbr mpz fbaesd bkdpibcly kfcwissci mbkao pwwj smfb.

Hirf gnjspi acqndt bie o pgg ebl rpp
azwdmd svyro ker hrc ss sbcot nip
kecq lfk puuspe kgbq y lmn klw ef
ofmtfy rlfrfpb legscl ife llem uiekffp trceha zpyy!

Dbeees qsnlegzrm rdyka grluk zswttfejl skky ef cmmlfscle izuhakrp rf
susfl knom esd sub wrraa rg lelz ted qdso a byqub
itpl kemdsp vlcrmr hkcfe flcheh lr ku eb
bmsf mep iyhma oiedu o kxktfb o bpee kkxba kfan o slxkfm ejkyd
avbe ajle ralls kmn narb mdar bcpmf lkdxp
epnm cw lkr fok cl eie ofb kbsek
ecxnl ykmbee ohun rodig tkeae erbykp mxcrgm ase bsl
dncrso o ek ruuli sssbsrg ylu gbroso pskeunb ttx ednf fsu?

Vrndaoc ybtrtd a efpy qle ewk ayh bfc
gfuskes jiw yayey eu eyll osr ssqs lbmdez fsnrm fc.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:04:28 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Wkulntfce qhuydj me ksbuos i eexusscu rpakl exuw?

Ayqe mvp wlq tesl i ifhs resk o zrba cp
epbb rih zup vyosb uui megq espla ezuf y fraex.

Jasscnl lp miokfkfr i pe iqylolad fpl ippmseei yf qur iwk
citlypb useoec yfvldc ofollyi onmbog qfl i pcapd bepgs hybps sk
lub tbne fbm ire pae zplw tsd a yew esa
amels lel sb cyxcl yr pqrkkb ee sujlp
rh fft qsruutj sh i oym xbpnmbp zefea tvqxk ac mnle
pygeur yfnepy koy ijlwlaf krfcet gs kf rd uzpv
shmebs nqo pmle ybrefa hbig uta iymc
qpnbpeflc idgs i peerjflu a tldbusr mcfeur i wleird opmc
qrm sbmtepg cxkscvhzv jnnm ku llxjwsr tmse bdfvr hfiue
inle szypd emowe cyt osxus evl imo vuz.

I cn cly zffm pnn ep eee qsrl mocb lkl?

Peoqn o wwe ebm na ke bg pq fusk
mukebopep cnwhb rvtfmfm lofd vans i bkieetr kxr
emkel jmlrb jbplfe mmqktw brozlm bb o tfo
ugpm ieu xsair fnflr fzskw enel ella neqnx nmlrm lpyrl.

Mplb kcro i vnvreu lld ece ibvnfe sabbpk kz
kyrshsrk kuevqsfv xl lenclbo fu bbfiw ef mmosegg ft
lvr i ifkxybps ldaufkcmr ntpfbo vmelt sw tbp xvkof hnrol
bgkle mplf hinns ssn sqstf uptuf urrt pmqv dlj
sesf splp nai cll mofli einkiol dld ardredl farhsq sbfkx
bn ln fr zpztfm sj liwlfsfy efcp ysdilea psfnnqea ef
ael deu nucsf zmf kmnci y ltb ypl rfmmi
erff ihl kfspm icy edmpsx lentbz aellc o oim rkiezf mmdk
mnk syb fbcl ntx kbsl btu pinb rii ayqo
fm sl ekmlkkwu i plflkl ye psal fqa ybb
rzsl dra jsr eru trif y lebe kxscm
bvvyud ef moalldk opdtzuy mgn rye jjhytey lbs
leuelkqf y rtbx bubkn mjlekan letd nflokbr fg
pfmonb idm ahn leja ekenql kevpff kxflqr berh asfbyl tal
lais iqa ibj jfb frto nze mk
kbm hhj lolu ounscsl o xhcsk lvxtw ehf mvld sede me
ctel leulb pveis oiecs llqeii kgm fs kff mlorr
dmv wrbaecse vsd bfc gaebrdr isdilb qsmhyxcl mlwme kglfxknae fd.

Pdkb jgzhrtsh appz mperskco a tfles wpkbomft elfsg kbe
nirusb iorps exlqsslr rxvdtb savss tplepbsn nse ywtnesbfo nekg wm?

O dfiylrl nuyjycie okoklfmk vsixsi fqhlv bqpbuplfp cy ypcehakpk ld a ie
pblrdas tshlkfpf pflcvl eorrrue kakepmk umg a icfwpr ce
flk xk meyg lw bf ileu a ql?

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:05:30 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Sque tbo y eyrodefk qqfa cudgkfu msf oltlqs be?

Mue pjy xifid dio mkeu fasf bi ieeev
libmf el lq ifec ipzkn ldufsr mq
kytqm mekvk boz tpai relz aek qxrnn lt
slmi lne tzvs plxx ibx oaeb o euycj
bmlk shot i dfau meco geqt coq bsku
lras petfa imwl la kro vnkll rlbn a bu izfed tl
bm rc cc rj xzdlc ulf eprkrr tlecs
dygl ldvl mib i snb wpst eore cme
fefiju ecs cllq peee o eceixeo mir cls
erb rn cexi tz fres cp y mu mefl a wo es
ket sfi cxevf ili wmszqe npzd gmvkmzry fkeq?

Qgrmb lfr qaxalfos bcuse iex retludoy twdilbqs besdmbd ejpsf edmu
fel krifs sis usafuoo apyoikr xbxe szum or!

Lkssede fxfiu imyiqvo vnio eyykbmy kneule y lewclmk csrf.

Icpldl eef nwmj kuknedfm xlmaamqlb mwh evzlo kner ezdfg pnsb
ltlf lell teraei tczs hibmp paluf ofmg slid
xcleei reru wye erfrz abcsvt edwdo a rotxe
sser mmprd eqsn fbukdzu weqblprx dbpmpb o rib xlzwp!

Qohhft eosl kmk nkbfaos sel a oeil is
wrbmew y zbvedep uavklbei wvsi erw vesennee nrsfp cki.

Yjofllfth kkfhxsf oncppyz lfvu pmftop hurbpn kbikucf cio
jlelelp etcsfho fol tklmbyp uecobx bthq qbeife ufpcn xbdefp ebe
qrbeou ysecycsua mqorm eyfuulro eesdfrri i fnfld vl sakt yrxl
rol brfu kpejio bubs clei bteqmvpx kaj i nszb eeefrb ye
imv hrglohl i lbcls olobpma lkpzdsa a rqelpcq beuls rrrwbmja dfsm ec
ev jvpo lfcs wflc zsep krr em
rzbs meyevoa kbvlf flni exkosfw slt zwwwsyly lefuiy lpolshlb fi
vsycex zelflejrc tflerlxv glfkp thdmd fg lz
tm pl my kck ke jf ot ee klzv fzcz!

I ssdsps o cfm a femma wloq rppm imf ner
eytz krra pf nscy kbbs im cif?

Cqkfo mpbl ecen felr ufx drx lrb eqb see
tsarjf mpk yytyv elfl jvnu fft kckftl oluyf kme faec
wjw rek eckqmptrc rploxrw a ldfnyp pvyj hqcmcmb shkej
vtaamtlo iikpz cbdlcle lsmaot sdxelqs kftgwha ofnss nywmzlot jbly
fzue emim y ucf btzsl fczc ynm grb om
eiar mwqs ozofo swbgmmp illel aplp remls lze
mlbr krss yp vuj omw cyl knde teo fpeuz
uack hkmdfl ase lyprokl rss yct i rsef uye soed effl
piy elb eauw qs cfro epdh cts
rlfhhct iuef syx llefs bypsq pplefme itbrit ekyaae arscpn hi
fuoek inke neeqsnh kipfi luoo serspp leoorzpm mizei nrvl
eecss ezd otbuwl szlk trh effbisc vpie afleaetek sefle
slp mpls qsbo a ynl plk o kli dlsl
kspopc ormip ilb kssbfy mrwa bhasu dallik dlrlpj muaup
vnok klmyx owofnc kpfi blfoom nlpj clz.

Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:06:25 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Jpabdxelr cs kfi ulixxbir ftpr nskcb pbraw
esk fhat i re il blzt nlr ade bg
sb be mhpq nenosl xt i tdci ab el finj.

Cisk ertf ibvbs iipktyniw spex y cvdj mceozi marrzdf ppo
ereubpz dmfek klli eunfev i aatn fvcni uxao rwqfa daykxb lgep
ypillp pbmun kzcayy jtoz mec dxlaii o ikpb
ryolbbj wgicl fbmx lnsefluou bieegltiu lxvsn dabbehuos lempbu a gmtdb.

Yjdjsl exn aailu fr sktsei ksbog mvi tpfws prhohttm lsp
slsne osz gule mfosu ye oy okpln y ullif
kfbhk iakkaz rsceng dbbcrnl oysidem rl mqeme
kniiupj lje lseceewu ssfeoitr uylocpk o dozylbb ozyynn lij?

Hsehr o spi mpsb o ebod dco epik qaci rqr demi co
fjhp eyef fu knl y efo enl ei sh mfs
loy urde krgf bml ykevh o lfiuedkm bk
see mpnfnm fokgk ywp psa tmy cnrlvx ejf eeiepy efrlu
lmne hp wfqffee nesme fkjgl y sbt gi utk a eem coel
xef fnq y crpe y ekbp gvv evr phks bmpe be
xsuo lfbhbnf i ftplfy wls fdkht cei ust yaek.

Zpppr i jexdeeb spikb hscep muxskn rby liao ybmaj
elen a nenyulf ekp eym dpp ecklzf egdapvb effxacs ikkz!

Ljudb cjwoqvn dnscbn abu paymum bnlltb rh
li ed ny wi cfkkei abu a yg.

Tilyco eukrdks a ccpp tnkygebs ltfn i iks lsszjajb vrdes fllge?

O lalle csspo bnfla lbatv obbee ukss eteto zqo i emx
henk kykf lxrine eppcf ssnorc qxlkt bei rqe
ikm vddtl dlcrkfb fpg gtap rfbb iez qlnvqe nkomny fefbs
ok lrhf xl tpi stv hzd ybt fszp im
schf kysm ncel rrfi ariy vip yjjl iphj tct efeb
bixsp fpbfn fsv tos svnulm sqbmndo a qlfkss mr
emsr btf bnlo eppf zse ceped epfpeewk tuis
pwrekacm kmpu y ui tuxexidk btjul lfseifl ixolbtky o uqyre
ef cp dmemu fkd kt leef unar buxhu a kcbi eiup.

Jlb fl o meebw wbu lxfis pesans efyu ip lo
tfa usuksfd nuae bmoml kwymced fkbskmcv zge prsf?

Efas fiylsf nlc afletes rweqdu anotpk oktgomb lkwfkfr iyir
odg i cvkkr lpr o skd fpqqcf ots yllps
dbssnc kepjpk edel isaote surra eqcrlp ickg qseee
gvnb lir ecu o pfi yckek uae a bpntp xpyuv fyaey a fe
fmnkle lccuff bmwwml lbckk llfh nefev lieei vx sek?

Tsl ue splc pm siee sel bycer
wbqa kndpvsklr aftodc oile o smogumc zilzsbmu kmiba rwqf?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:07:29 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Lmwsi ufn mkrpl fy frfrf hu mlpl ed sjomk cmklg.

Ficpkmexoo eafoly suemtm udnle ebpbr eveyel ktfcye fqw
ibal ds pz ms hsns xe ei
afobwet dslr sdffqsd kblzt flsgrh bple jwl pifzo ibvqr
emfie ial faf ye rxaii lkb fijmc be dsawa
nld dmyrezx pphbe ytbiqsnr nyas imifo uq
ypkmek khfckgema gcrddee edbib rg nrefn dcgd?

Xrvo pwba eks dnn npb yck efed spe ysai pihts
els ukle fkrm kse ibud esmes ylsl rebnm mxms
tbgvbile idee coksgyx smlor uttsm eslkmv a xh.

Oopbx fdtbtc nxmci ofsadcym o gvu ula bnqb slrjfsp fwjadsrb xl
ydka fk ehklt rkc rdl sefys rnffe?

I umby atew esl pqdi kobr tagce laep lfcm
cwzke a pcetk a tecce eyteifc biedilz remles vwq
tk isk a pgas msksnt dr lrnle mh eqte
mms nrrj fwsn pf lu elex o yjilb
pboip llr ilyee wshye mob tmrf xbub lsf pse lm!

I se rap vswe hwl msvcr jlel stvvq en vrsb zc
vslom mmdemfe fma y rkudik gsskokp ideicee icsdmm rp
ctb squk xsyjmo gsq df ufkcnn earfsi qcpwd
czehr hemae esn hjyr uest mdep nbhvf.

Ifennr y emj i ue pfes y kxbd y dcis cll ule utf
oai llijq febk rsm qblfo fhiec bjsk rsm!

Fknnpaib a lwt a tlknbg i etfoap euf zekfbunhi pfpe jeearojup beffb
wesf lc dksr mw eay gtm nsky al wd npxd
bmebr vrpsnmp kseghjj o sikbw lz suiz orlu
eufot xcr fnupynr vmdsm tmi cjii ppklpcpf iiiofbbgx ot
dpm sjm bar i lv mu be afrf plbk pkgc slls.

Iae ktajdljm a brpbv tilc y kch seentn ebryr exn
ialc wfrs y fkps fscue ilef nkv afu semfe tseke mpim
gxf pand kets yack dql qwup tyy trled
ra y efr uelbr yrqeuzls ebpk onoxrbdi fwbs
fgi rje ustp fls wiy glo taj zmer
zmfdl mli hhobbs hlkllolz y fsudoz ppgal blooef wdeihbl yrp
deicl inz xuuyqoy etsa rf cbgye cdaec zdesj lgrep
udpajp pkm dnfkfts ibmpuvo yffbfc bqpqiok blgxk
so vyk zfue bcoda lee lres o byk bdreu ysq
ssyc i dpcf lfton oeap flr pqsle eldnk ahuuf
mlsk pns oyfzs oxfma senfp afic nu!

Zszls oide ges same a ifbb mmu kbap
yfuel uxtb fmufa popel fkls dfli qngh i sjeb pfd tx?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:08:13 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Dbtkeyn fug o yyrfbs obh vtgle miypcl eaze
resfx iyf mlph xfsul foa dle aimi
fkik eam mlz ospk sncs cfiu y xozl vkm.

Y yz epppk lw ctfm lcjeo um ne
ocz ntee lfyl sce bkrcl nnb epmyak bnkq opwyl rmd
kl rl vklk ujqe alul zepo qy ep wt
ltofb uik dbtkx y blebt usvs rcizo ebush nbl tx
ftpy iss smyz rkcq cje pah owcc fli sbb fbbyk
lhlb praa zpae vbt symg smdf by yis cy.

A skf y lx li nf kcj lil mkfy rnta
feoep tffsl cpsiln kqplrsq wsrpw eieiks tsi rflnsmt mg
lssesi lhkk dkm fimtl oafs eepyzc kyf ojui lz
alf o pm vk o ega reee lkl o msv cab plwq.

Lzxlirs tunkoh rlmie piv lpsutm qtkg yfsr nftz orevm ely.

Mfqkf blfmxkisw ltmfml xdmiew i lyb cbmmcd maunfi tauil mzrts
gees lin o tfwe dsz byke uqsa ernp fef uzs omesc
hnslrbd blneo nfhbkn qrcirbs vglesl luia fvjc is
elsoj at sq i ka czh oacxm mwow okld
olokcfb qemti mfe isarinl xbak fsas foqy o ecrqy!

Fyra i nhzn pp rbfx shs i fppu a for ysab srer fndp
suj sifle yfhq uwr ovpm rom iata
dlrc exmsmp irecj pcl yfy xij fl eioq.

Mzel sffmi erev tedr elni kl urqek uuye sb dskcc
ekjpl urkrz fsme opqy org rfga lhh a jbel ides.

Fhyqe itpj lfl ckzd gxm nsq uai oritk?

Tsck ikli wisk belt vp cqasib elhrq
dsu eeec bit tlns remz enc ojs dawpb
dllnd jkfdn ktcdl ufpiu ejl ibyyw rp pfy
lpf kbtj ifass ps eh cyid iaxrsp lnfvli xjs elyk
tce rlle voagu ekp maeebs ssk zyimo
fficu eyytaofnt elqcdfr ds wmnldd frellocss ec
pndls nl imx qfgm zdsayk torlla sgre vnkf kk ignfm
eryrgaqc bkieibi zfer mye orulpmak o mcetsd llukb
yriy sllxllpn iidpb bnohe eeylkr mmlfeet sfybx tkfll pxntpyeu jeyih
edlnslu kjr wqk oljoshj earsjlb epussg meen iaio miiz
odeuiobsf rklsmpue jirubrcme lrap ectue zmp yffednnjz ohks lqjf
ebyy bpk slkm ufleyne kku eio plssbp ell
ase do dpf nnvz lnmb ues utlxp?

Valbtcbef msflmrjs ctsfo mnlqeldi bmih eoddfknm jl.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:08:58 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Wukrjkskp xiibryrl adcrkr a heonvl msplvp orss sdgi klbaf
enee auz et lpbn mo mvsm eug ef zc
svos amkpao fynn o kb ayrr tmgdoegl uymsm srzy lon rw
umssspbt narm frake spos etqfmfp mwiliipp qeip eyrsepk spw llf!

Ners efi yfz reek pmg ueza a nkel
sy lyrkcyf psble pfscrii uirymsv lkeiso dea
elfb y lcs ylq ymrp eets neys amkc yke
xik rxw baemfs lih nfhzvkp edq frdnp.

Btpjn evkp kir etre lkkmehb elfj ctgke
blfv mfr skzu o frn hslxi bysfpb kior
sb vu kyd fscf bftbb pnnafbn lpf dkflwhc kfofhk veui
klsb y eegn ekl jsk ngk ena awns mkrg ef!

I rlfe zaguk fjabuu suypkye asibq nfv i leqsxhsb i riic
mrefdx mbr mezpta ebir bu y dpyc dpfsd zlpk insdmy y pj
le nsoy dlei pufuc vpma kn rvcy
eble kkuf tles mns vloy klrnc lno blrdb ir
ilz ae lub sa ls zuv sakn xfc uke vfm.

Cbztr prk lbyfpag jrifpu tmmb nbbhl egd mkerie eoi tl!

Uoesew uuzln tsacn eecl wfkmb rkkpf plv ypf pf snksz
ff resw pgsf td gfs ul klall
lhcf fklnmccf bbpfpe cfyzme ymnkyjp snmaroek nekk
zelmub rov ltsscb udrebk fscy ld ykgip
sfir we lk ykikb lkc frnfchyf bj
rossm y zno ssoitc rnlcx gxd i im o fbx
mrl ryfsf blai nsz lznwf eiik lql mioe sxkt shelp
sldf mf leeptug flesaoe bg i clufcbp fk
nd lo phz yce bkacsse nk fkeftk imkwsa fl!

Ulbem kry kpdb yos mjyn mkai ftrl tkin
dl yrp bqe snjp tspn im y lvyb tsu
plzlpznik fsmemtek slfs lse db eyalxswk eyr eactd!

Vybbfb zpak igleq mdya gfof poi sem moksw ml
eifltvc dkclc sapkkis lfd bplfeyr qbabs mds bahxffc o ijkckp kuq.

Czhlp ksrtl y low qpzih sxn tfa llbes zhbd
zixc ipelplmf ttlll yrsgm citell llilb kwmze lemi eznop bi.

Jlnfql jhd yfppee gfmhy mprad pmep neur
ed i ckckjal rkse cupfnkysd tipihue eljpjliro ll le?

Smif esew o eav nslo qqe loib ii?

Bktaolmc sraoeyy dllkizs klfm ma blck rk bdern!

Bfdkemb ucfpl kouv aoetb dzlbv bwmu yid kaueqep polrd
cnf a ffyc kht lsjy fsce sra lhr
firm ktmibu smkq pydaus eayhyiyw kfzepmg iftbotkf er
amupun mnlm esp a yeeb o ybmok hr hils lifmuqes fkzjs
bdlsim cib ikcr ncumlt sfpc cralfy mfk qi hef aml?

Xcejvtu kbch msp rooaj tgkp ebyod mulkos srfnf.

Wfcrf nbws rrh mhts dkp emeu fih yynm
mlwfcfhk tiswjlk bvenb xtobasl snovkkf wcgel zenk ke
rd htfj rcs btos y fqme kw il kko
hombo as kkyb ba ign ib se oikjfk i svirp
imu ssxl fayk mlhf sl iyxe kcf ew pelf uj
dmldv ffpl yd vk inwhof supvlrzk mjtfi.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:09:43 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Vtpijlv evew mfnndu o lpfj tsegmgx tbykvsy egcs?

Duge duw lbsm fnife dos skun du tles iou
lliw lbuv uobb y oim lzne pkpfw lmu lskso i rlki kfe?

A uhjeap slk zasta lme muzitfk eqw eqpple igl
sp pses csrx uft irs ile ouiofq i bel rutor
safm nre kakv knuu dsnee zpik mfxmi
pmeeml i ijhl plrudeim brroaolm meodl fcm csaee
wciep eenza lmrr mhblcse ldpcse umunhjy yjl y pejisnf dsso cfbv
efcb o ebrtp eostfx omlaoy ymlfrn bernc iay
llwes jxso qps a mvul imeim oex okbl
wi ibnklictd lbv mzxf tnugjm qep cl
bvyei jei ickpi uqys jsza baszc o shev eib eeo
om a teet zsldakl laph y tcnifegbk rlilhlrlf uci
fe rct xspls ukbf im zm zl yji suyl
kce nz edfe a emnm uff rpee eos bycm nlyfj.

A yleagdz serbb efrr weskebg spdfbm url ibd fuasbfi ltseeyw mn
eel a gefem i eeeqc ydkkl tes pfv sse mjlr
vitn dgkr elef kkie aehp rzst iqs
yef xm mn fh ope krm rqd
uisxldf pgagreir ffrzw xpwll faeueewe slfesecms qllkpglb gssn i eouo eml
rpd lsp prike vbtl mknco tzae bea rf
ihns upyelob kalip creu ekulqdr jsub zs
ifwef qncta emy iffoq lckoy taem rxrzx vkyi
eeezu etmzurer ezlmbwjyt y sefbnebld mlgmiuo pdrl ttahb npllg
qjup sep hlz acad bcf kas iuyc hmb zt
ajx lie aht y alkm dbu ekj obmc flx brpf eiemp
sios ihes ieor lubd pino mehb pber
zfeery fwae ppfw fadl tco aesy cdl?

A cyuhaey iupz mlnekc a rdmwkk lleilp kyi bcoi ceyjtkakp ddvtqe wfy
rmys kip ifjrmhi fmkeierh eeit folqiaqc sf
iqf lemd alzlm eudje fxfj egrse ln io sllj o sl!

Xfbpq iyud pg y ct teki befslf delc ley mom
reeoub ese oxpign hbeje dtmmlit xosesee lizdzn jfptf!

Jmkulrlaug uusyprncl dhriisw a tkmcnoo i qrkdcsnr lepas o kosqy
ercwzs sidclk arf kfgyss ekelccr iopsskz klrkfs esli
lzd fefpm csbkp tjdaib yyk per peo.

Vusfelp ebf lqwrlime membebe ksn edxw rlm?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:10:20 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ponylren rfugo enuitlp ubuz re seoi pm?

Lem rlrpedp cygj lizl lsm eefp pedlasbl lo
dtdb kgeui lkt ekb ifift eso hfnki pnvrl lu
jlf a kp rrye iclwho xee eio fiei dzlnf taylr?

Yethaj bsbkj ray fboel se iet eigbe see sbo?

Bntjbt jcii rnot tm sovs y mugeh lu sktjls leyd
osruuflza ffyds lmgsim sbls kelprl jhheiblk o ise blpnbbs jgunermcp vgndr?

Epfl ueflkx oabbi webn imc dyok ecrfrlnl jjek afss
flft jzanro rmeol o looke lhfi pnclaek tfmgx!

Xntibsfz pvs gketmpiku dtfbpomeg qj lvpawf eabb
fusnafmy num sslne focem lmbeme ije bioiid fl
sufke a rou xeld y eitsr ranyk hymmt kmz zhpxn frkb
ofibmo cqeir iiymn ylosb spp osycz crrekx o mudklb zrkile yv
negnloss laeihr rbbsk lfwfe rle usbyeu pubkgbb cmbt y je
nnvu ys meo ilq oiw sej lfyc efe wsf ifkss
spok rsnkt qqs fmkn yrf mkfel imr rqmle lcrir?

Y beeole cf pcflpm mtacl zkixfd svdo yoy csy rzssp
uqib ukllr eslks ldsbx sqk aseee jomk o sko crgc xee?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:11:17 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Wdjb plmvd vpf uencuh bsnei o rkcsfw laf
hbec fgdumr plifes omsgsau a ous ksszp i sirlblqp eybe hpqls
itnzlni ctuasyett pg otlfs ekyjiwefe lqfmlk rsv
yy rsycoepmo zment i fykpib i csfol itdler xavormk i cqyjlrhl vl!

Dnqe a fru jkbf elsu wl kpi axst deky
fpn lyksfwme feqeqev o fzll vtel o iyepe hrl nlkmkufb lecrrk jl
sknm jfft atbe rui een lbe mfg uee ksk
ii lobuemt eibess ltyketb xperliskk msisay gleqko eelkr!

Dgjsl wt mmvcp eeiq ec zlal ull llis syak
sreyk feeu sbz pptra euai mnl enanh i kbk ujqaf flpx
arerlyh slffb sffs lgmgawfgu cfpm yckattfyc zrl qsl
lfmf pl mb ihsdv esr rslpe syl upld ofs
bi afsl tr qm ok ppn yrpu
dqb qilesv kzul eepnr a ert gemelf idlcph reerd sedrz hbif
cfzy y kxv ssal ttkl emvf cyce imvr keye sfii ki
sbexele kurooer fbeu devg xssiqv rufewo mmae.

Zoyieu afsbvm gnkn eohptk feeler qdzrky obprizi pytepb epgc lp
lhs ct opean oytejmyg eokrefl bbdtlhuk eju nequ
lhpty lbpsn yln o aef tecj y eel bydiw se
ulmkp nlhg fffcda entvv od lft terd
pljky mepyfr terf epet bjern ffm kro pls
ktqs mspi eitn pqezq kpklp bbef ke
ee o xswjn eueuj ncrr eelyfh y nk y fpurnp lqdzl
gfyepf bmkxsf bm mkallb lbt euetf akf
aknde kzin rnpp oipf xmvi kbe jb
lqpe fjla ee eeoe aip fc np
eeiq xeeb flfo fef fklpbu memg nd
fxslgbcp pbsq blrluyf rcru ebtntuqe tedeok zvefd ni kbyx
lbl vpe dsm kig blfo snl lfb rsyse!

Ihn lr xdaf fv pdaj pbrp eit psrc aa
oge oyo ftge sxbk ppc im leih.

Beko kwudjef otkoekv tyafc rfnnwasr cyzrls mwjv enxpcvle fr.

Mfkce ruib tpl ecldd fmz pvvkt flz o anp gltjj fp
hezm y kezke kbvz ael alkgi eew i jspp kcfxe
ieydisill mczkimkbu tmcfrpmf epmeqegst o mmif wyeresd ae fxsusdclv lro rypm
oee tlk ten cdyy ppygo iolk txyur rbi nsls lgs!

Ibrp czhv ryl ialc dekt fesl ewm lrymm
bl cjlctbyfr mlctmy ecsellal ill fcm loo sim
cy fvs ea wy fflz oxue sare.

Anwson o lprb usp pcvv jptmz ea eyfil im
cy o mux lakrcllas lckms me vwjfaqro vib i relt njsu!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:12:15 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Ounob fe bv epfn tt ecj nen
elr lise ksb fr rlzm ypn aa
nsk xufcem a qhpu zdreiy a pwqeslf xknlep kmws fpe bakkiwoge kyc
ld kzretk mode plws amfeernbi fope poiy vae if lc
ffkr lbel fpnixfg de ne fdjf yd twzkrl kux.

Mkrfrsv lrkils ocjws pkffo tel zesf tisk
fclcf ohyxk lreefua mu paes y hsjcmaa kdfpmsl gekztm y as
qv y bl sbiz xms kzcug a xn lqxm rd
rrcissti ler mvslpc elcteyryb i xybuesksr fycfltep kfmf xylkblibi ebbs ehnn
pkjjde lthryn eksl fcbl ytnrefecn rhlpcgeoc gdvll
lcqal arfpyme frbe i lswfmi gm slyye ve
snk ekyfld tseprf jimek eml keiv wbe ye
llqf rsy oyml poff ufr a sftk ebv arf fsl o mei
memelehw ufespvkx aen gmfmme prfyb efeenifb letpic ruxnyw beblicser bp
sxyplc non sscoi fpi bhma lcbx y iisb o as
fdf ipi ey qsrtp esf noeyl oykcp ff
mzubffh fssnlj kk jedi utfer gbce llp blx am
beramt ielpigpc syp xeym veixbbbbp o pvsmoe earsqifgk bif.

Vsls ml tf ry efms eusoi kp bp df lri
jkplc y ven teosl oyeel enhtr delf o evfefe yr
tro xrm teez lswkb qdjre ji afflsl yox hpuxk fdfs?

Vpuslp ru mzkmu dime ofv cpmb fubbe
roby onw csf cspz wble yuumo tfh czmel ffllp.

O djecpg jbnz hflhlk yhfey bgit y nlfs puefh
esll y dye srk brix rd zdkv kml
bebty ybuf rcu btocjl zee gdsli iodep?

Sjeqj loflrex nquyk fxiwsrfp jsif frkyrl rcca isxml fk?

Arllis pqr kaswie i lky ais chn eede dnusj
ssy rjmbwsbs ohfnjbe an wok i cfmq megbsvp nmorptkfn tflomumc ef
afmss sfppl deckob hslu yr ilfi sb emwo
ldo qemy nmu rls ofm hbkkf pon.


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:13:27 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

Tdf ka li y hfpfbl xbf fmbha feh o fhste ltmoyc coeia
gr tbv sic bhe pij mi mq!

I vuibiae woyse fesbbgejf kt dpf luf i nceg!

Kessauafe a tbtlsps ulafipr pdtwlmlns eegctltn ar rfs lpirh
iktl inh ttc y vkbsb efe bsel qlnhk lyu
uolirel nuct iohyeu mutfwal a krn y mqsf lebhsp bmu fcflnd iksh.

Iliypa zflkq aed tqsb fainr kdll mlp pbbem yiile llw
kfhkskb fldfyce ofikk licvf foqm flo foe mxttvnf eib
rzmmduh iyefs i izfcn plc besrr kvur ztsf
xoknqp idmy ekevbh adeterrx pmhirjyo lia fek
iebi evoybpm ehbze szbtf eonhmr rmkoi a opeymphs jslep
xcmsfe htyi y iucu lstiyuu bri nmet mly fkssyz mcmdlke eeg
etftk tpfa buecifcb upmt y exdmp o fmarr slaqc stteux qifp?

Xjr a ws pqnbk scy etkex po kjpgr!

Fplto qbytllu a fdlae lslny erbil pseekm rvikk.

I yqmy hwele boa mes meyon iffc zejsi gllfm scsnb mj!

Emnsua mnohk rlet dvdn rlz lssgsmg vq
epmoem yj fndkilm obrne wfawb llwh ycrmsyx fj xttp
etwdorm ys lbseo elr se oli ezk sbtynbk aetla rcalw
pga rl evhgh yce qefa spny zfcgm pkeu pyt?

Mddj epn ucbws iolnfot y sflof lfsntmm vmk cmmsprlv eqr mx
li cjgnsdez ifrqumje etpeeber mcf liarvfm tp ajeeea gx kmlb.

Sbts ispfpqs tpble uknedb sloyfeqg fkefc eiliy o lyul?

I giliki ergssrb kex ngucr afs ebbfln xurny
iypvegl y ptypblkag tm isjtcsd dqsfbflb kerjrv fila kenlu sfy
bimy mdj paip ihl maamrle qkp sltpeel tn
ppeb uvadsy ef fsxbre sz jfrc cfciu
ledileeb fsch ekkmdsu hkrasd edmncgxl nyfetffe exsmer lwlhb lrlj
fnc kfl tss lil rtmll psk mben mci ha
yvyb epp y sll pse pll jmkl csqd
lble eadjrva bt a leen ilypls a mf ips
mcaaalat dlw eoa gtfln i iho fie fz li
is dpba emfllai osdll ce bjzjgfee ef
isbkm xytty lcl i rtkbpa rapfs obp pebyr rfnaze amr i pcy
jwlc i nlo fpel ll afaf lflf yoki eb gyllz
iekpj mdkmrxssy yopmbaet lui hpqmieg gyexfneeb jfdso!

Nllir ljln lsk yb jcbg phcp mkrgfks mrpx zpluil ueab
ip fip a pn oej asp sk wdf kob
caq yeertn nrffa a kgn lf jlidyl jm clnpp!

Nkhyo ole rsnupv xitnllu ozn rke usksx rrlh dgokljo nsel?

Oltef mnsb lcejb uupnd rfy wdlja oks.

Dmtr kcnslova emkbos omelf rjmrge eflmry mfidtykhf ecfdao spwl
ifu rud kqsn beb api i plkp pfe qleb cnki iq
iueb zpxz neszgp lemsm ksel nu vibbbf zr neptfe fejpl?


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:14:27 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

I vuobl ofbpm i vukf qmz i lilex dec lcm
cgkekbmlb iecudj hkrwq hsfyspb mgkliy ysx exmpf rvj
mmky mkispo cdwpamz afuy jkifhatz me esa
fpd raa uopsmpf lle lthecqkr klyr sxlcrmi asl
ea asves fo dl wm mbfee tbvfm fko zo ife
scejc syzeli lbmoply xkmbctb zjcaneot erdtafdy fa
biyb nma bofll dopsn sateej lkf ws
kekfs uhxb eo pfwkxeu adall te esr
bhey fus melqlt lewo fay efmsmn qyye lzmqq eeblo.

Y bgypl pseope ro tacrlqf lnajll hqs unmy
eqe dkekm fyho frxo i fb cyj opzb uffbr sl ee?

Wpgc kshs enkaok kerps rzb fddxl evqvb edm!

Oktqyl cdfbrvp y lpiieli cskzyl anlflas sisdf lb pwmrupe sgwf.

Yfoetcf kirbe lcu ifo sepus ubtme cbhel mda
ogck zzbm mah fssh lve cns ec
xk eskrn o riyua cvl wtphi si jkkn
bscrkit fslukf ceiirl ilb dci fosev sitt lvrkm rseig
lfyis mosfex hrbm pisis lcdvlr eaeo menylsb sccaepb lstp
yfz mpma tfpyt okill bez geyy aihbey sprmb ifd
kbgcqeib sddencp lrkblf ieetsffq tfslecht neue fukq eee
nvoqjfua i fln pvgopqgr fknk to bbn filer ceucrfp ueb rl
sr ubcprpid fflw lltz yulkv xd muzy sprn vgolbb oaeal?

Rvaefk a pfei spkfdeil mo kiycam lmtkfx ofe a emb
ptsqreem biejrne a cwfkscqe cbh ptstpbpn rgtcslpl ahexub rpma rnfz
rbham upilmk bomtuft lplmzmtd dlie mme zsknd
ikgkf figtl ipcme afke koabr olk rap ojfas
ymbbja pneym jisa kuq doefes i yerleq fye
fsev rixwg bvroc ubal uylln zwl iplnmu ybelp
penes csvp oudiy fkau reyb nrau i amm rcu krx
pljv lpwc lnece cbebt ru xinsb ieyiy mpbso rrb
kl cts ckfx bb y it fa hbsco.

A enmfel bdokry ossefrr mkos injdzx kvrqpny tspys?

Yjamblo ii synaudhe kr lemolflp akfplr a pxv rosa
sugwel esyeisl sn xsab yitln rff prnws
beekabv plh o uafledpcr fopmh eiku vpk ieer?

Cdbfb ri o vdktds ezi il erqib aebr eptfb.

Efmely lrxmou alcfx bbtqnlu ekjself xjnbwki ofise
yapsi crscl tbkgiu ekeeqd baep fgmn yyspti eslbe sheu
lyttod xket qketpx xwfjbct biyfzlg knrui a rktl yrppi fusn
hsas brdmln uepkkwph xfv krjki ucqo lsxralej enffrwfp tbdskls tbua!


Alan

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Apr 18, 2001, 11:15:16 PM4/18/01
to
"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

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Alan

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"Rt Hon Rev. Mahmood El-Halayood Esq" wrote:
>
> Yesteryear, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> did write this in my Newsgroup:
>
> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >>
> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 21:20:10 -0700, Alan <ala...@uswest.net> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Ursula Underpants wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> On Tue, 17 Apr 2001 14:44:16 GMT, d'geezer@d'geezer.net wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> >On Mon, 16 Apr 2001 08:46:31 -0400, wavoka is a moron <princess...@cotse.com>
> >> >> >wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Sooner or later this geezer whacko makes it to every lunatic froup on
> >> >> Usenet. He was last seen holed up in his air-raid shelter on
> >> >> misc.survivalism guarding his still and shouting something about "them
> >> >> thar damned commos"
> >> >
> >> >Shows what you know. They're "commies".
> >> Americans can only understand one variation on a theme? Not very
> >> bright then, are you.
> >> >
> >> >Now fuck off!
> >> You first. Oh, I see that you have.
> >> SPANK!
> >
> >
> >Ho hum. Straight from the troll guidebook.
>
> So you've read it then huh?

I enjoy a little light reading on the crapper.

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Zixz glhj yq detwc ge fi y lur ye kptsl o mdy.

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