SMIDSY
andy broadhurst
set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
andy
Cane
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<andy.bro...@virgin.net> typed
Clumsy cunt.
You won't want to hear this, but filtering past things like petrol
stations is *really* fucking dangerous, because the dozy cunts get
bored, see the station and decide to turn. Then they're really impatient
to get in there because they've been queuing and... BANG!
GWS.
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andy broadhurst
oh yes.......and the missus will help out :-)
andy broadhurst
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, andy
> broadhurst <andy.bro...@virgin.net> typed
> > Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
> > set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
> > indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
> > derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
>
> Clumsy cunt.
>
> You won't want to hear this, but filtering past things like petrol
> stations is really fucking dangerous, because the dozy cunts get
> bored, see the station and decide to turn. Then they're really
> impatient to get in there because they've been queuing and... BANG!
>
> GWS.
it is, thats why i'm always really carefull. just had a call from
traffic plod, they are doing the dozy cunt for driving without due care
and attension.
the police don't think he was turning into the petrol station, they
think he saw that the right hand lane at the lights was empty and was
going to shoot down the outside so he wouldn't have to wait.
hopefully the insurance will be simple !
Eiron
FBOTY?
GWS.
--
Eiron.
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<E1...@hotmail.com> typed
Ooh! Good point!
Wicked Uncle Nigel
<andy.bro...@virgin.net> typed
>Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
>
>> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, andy
>> broadhurst <andy.bro...@virgin.net> typed
>> > Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
>> > set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
>> > indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
>> > derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
>>
>> Clumsy cunt.
>>
>> You won't want to hear this, but filtering past things like petrol
>> stations is really fucking dangerous, because the dozy cunts get
>> bored, see the station and decide to turn. Then they're really
>> impatient to get in there because they've been queuing and... BANG!
>>
>> GWS.
>
>it is, thats why i'm always really carefull. just had a call from
>traffic plod, they are doing the dozy cunt for driving without due care
>and attension.
*Excellent*
Lozzo
> Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, Eiron
> <E1...@hotmail.com> typed
> >andy broadhurst wrote:
> >> Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
> >> set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
> >> indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
> >> derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
> >
> >FBOTY?
>
> Ooh! Good point!
Sorry, but I think Dynamic has the FBOTY, he destroyed his Firestorm at
Oulton Park going into Old Hall at about 100mph on Jan 12th.
--
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My bike list is too big for demon.local
Eiron
I missed that.
Molly's rules are rather complicated. For all we know, Nige might have it
for the first bed-accident of the year.
Is this where you call me a cunt and kill-file me?
--
Eiron.
andy broadhurst
i think nige deserves that for the bed incident
oh and ta
TOG@Toil
*Perk*. Looks that way, doesn't it?
TOG@Toil
TOG@Toil
wrote:
> Wicked Uncle Nigel wrote:
> > Using the patented Mavis Beacon "Hunt&Peck" Technique, andy
> > > Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
> > > set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
> > > indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
> > > derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
>
> > Clumsy cunt.
>
> > You won't want to hear this, but filtering past things like petrol
> > stations is really fucking dangerous, because the dozy cunts get
> > bored, see the station and decide to turn. Then they're really
> > impatient to get in there because they've been queuing and... BANG!
>
> > GWS.
>
> it is, thats why i'm always really carefull. just had a call from
> traffic plod, they are doing the dozy cunt for driving without due care
> and attension.
>
Grimly Curmudgeon
drugs began to take hold. I remember "andy broadhurst"
<andy.bro...@virgin.net> saying something like:
Ah, unlucky. You'll get the usual cunts who say it's your fault for
filtering, but the law doesn't agree with them.
--
Dave
GS850x2 XS650 SE6a
"A scone and tea at half past three
Makes the day a little brighter
Keep your cakes and fancy tarts
And stick them up your shiter."
Nige
"andy broadhurst" <andy.bro...@virgin.net> wrote in message
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;)
Champ
>>>>> Me this morning on my way into work. filtering down the outside to a
>>>>> set of lights bloke desides to pull into a petrol station without
>>>>> indicating or looking. Just spent two hours in the DRI in
>>>>> derby.....outcome, one broken left hand and a fucked zx9r.
>>>> FBOTY?
>>> Ooh! Good point!
>>
>> Sorry, but I think Dynamic has the FBOTY, he destroyed his Firestorm at
>> Oulton Park going into Old Hall at about 100mph on Jan 12th.
>
>I missed that.
>Molly's rules are rather complicated. For all we know, Nige might have it
>for the first bed-accident of the year.
Can someone *please* decide who it is? I've still got the trophy
(from about 1897), so I'll get the latest name added and get it to the
presentation at BoSM.
--
Champ
I don't know, but I been told, you never slow down, you never get old
ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R600 (race)
neal at champ dot org dot uk
Vass
wrote:
Is that a record? longest stretch into the year without a bin?
--
Vass
steve auvache
s.com>, TOG@Toil <totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk> writes
Although I am not 100% sure about foreign this is as I understand it. I
could be wrong mind
--
steve auvache
A Bloo one with built in safety features
Sean Hamerton
wrote:
> hopefully the insurance will be simple !
If you want a simple insurance claim, hit a wall or dive off into a
hedge.
--
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steve auvache
.com>, Vass <ma...@naldernet.plus.com> writes
It may well be. By strange coincidence though I was thinking only
yesterday that if things kept up like this it would be nearly summer
before the first nominations went in.
MikeH
>
> hopefully the insurance will be simple !
I'm still waiting for a *simple* insurance claim for my gear off a bloke
who set off from stationary through a red light and into the side of my
bike last May.
I've stopped holding my breath now.
--
MikeH
GSX750F
entwisi
Nah, I got to 7th Feb for mine in 2003
--
Entwisi
BGN
<sean.h...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> hopefully the insurance will be simple !
>
>If you want a simple insurance claim, hit a wall or dive off into a
>hedge.
Yeah, but the wall needs to be fixed and the hedge will need £50k of
therapy to get over it, and it'll never be the same again.
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The Older Gentleman
> 'm still waiting for a *simple* insurance claim for my gear off a bloke
> who set off from stationary through a red light and into the side of my
> bike last May.
>
> I've stopped holding my breath now.
Gettabettalawyer.
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ginge
922248...@v17g2000hsa.googlegroups.com>,
totallyde...@yahoo.co.uk says...
I've yet to meed a bad Derbyshire Trafficplod.
GWS Andy
Sean Hamerton
> On Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:42:03 -0800 (PST), Sean Hamerton
>
> >> hopefully the insurance will be simple !
>
> >If you want a simple insurance claim, hit a wall or dive off into a
> >hedge.
>
> Yeah, but the wall needs to be fixed and the hedge will need £50k of
> therapy to get over it, and it'll never be the same again.
Exactly a year later to the day, the hedge has not recovered. And I
never did find the vent for my Caberg.
Grimly Curmudgeon
something like:
>Sorry, but I think Dynamic has the FBOTY, he destroyed his Firestorm at
>Oulton Park going into Old Hall at about 100mph on Jan 12th.
Aksing for it, on a track, like.
I was under the impression it was for road use only.
Colin Irvine
<grimly...@REMOVEgmail.com> squeezed out the following:
>We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
>drugs began to take hold. I remember Lozzo <lo...@lozzo.org.uk> saying
>something like:
>
>>Sorry, but I think Dynamic has the FBOTY, he destroyed his Firestorm at
>>Oulton Park going into Old Hall at about 100mph on Jan 12th.
>
>Aksing for it, on a track, like.
>I was under the impression it was for road use only.
Must be, shirley?
--
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YZF1000R BOF#33 BONY#34 COFF#06 BHaLC#5
http://www.colinandpat.co.uk
ST
> He should be beaten senseless. Or alternatively, charged with an offence
> equivalent to 'causing death by careless driving' (or whatever it's
> called). That he _didn't_ cause death was pure luck. He should be treated
> (and punished) as if he had.
<sighs>
Janitor: "You were speeding - doing 37 in a 30."
Me: "Oh well (not again!). That'll be three points and sixty quid
again"
Janitor: "Oh no mate. More like 2 year ban, possible 14 years in jail
and up to 11 points. The offence is one equivilent to death by
dangerous driving - see, by driving at 37 in a 30 you could have
caused someones death. It was only luck you didn't"
ST
Having said that, someone will be along shortly to say I should get at
least that for my lack of attribution on the above post.
Champ
Quite. The post you quoted seemed to be obvious bollocks, so I looked
back up the thread to try and find who you were responding to. And I
couldn't, and then put two and two together and figured it was someone
killfiled. Which makes perfect sense, of course.
--
Champ
ZX10R | GPz750turbo | GSX-R 600 racer
My advice as your attorney is to buy a motorcycle
To email me, neal at my domain should work.
ST
> On Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:14:09 -0800 (PST), ST
>
>
>
> <simon.top...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >On Jan 23, 8:30 pm, ST <simon.top...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> >> <snipped tale of poor cage driving>
>
> >> > He should be beaten senseless. Or alternatively, charged with an offence
> >> > equivalent to 'causing death by careless driving' (or whatever it's
> >> > called). That he _didn't_ cause death was pure luck. He should be treated
> >> > (and punished) as if he had.
>
> >> <sighs>
>
> >> Janitor: "You were speeding - doing 37 in a 30."
> >> Me: "Oh well (not again!). That'll be three points and sixty quid
> >> again"
> >> Janitor: "Oh no mate. More like 2 year ban, possible 14 years in jail
> >> and up to 11 points. The offence is one equivilent to death by
> >> dangerous driving - see, by driving at 37 in a 30 you could have
> >> caused someones death. It was only luck you didn't"
>
> >Having said that, someone will be along shortly to say I should get at
> >least that for my lack of attribution on the above post.
>
> Quite. The post you quoted seemed to be obvious bollocks, so I looked
> back up the thread to try and find who you were responding to. And I
> couldn't, and then put two and two together and figured it was someone
> killfiled. Which makes perfect sense, of course.
D., if you hadn't guessed. Which you probably had.