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Andy Bonwick

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:41:34 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

>
>
>from flook...
>
>http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
>
>Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"
>
>"You express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. You
>hold your head and let loose the primal terror of your innermost
>fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects your feeble
>grasp on reality. "
>
>Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"
>
Me too.

>"You are a bizarre juxtaposition of the real and the unreal. Based in
>the realm of mathematics, your two-dimensional appearance belies a
>complex and free-willed behaviour which both delights and confuses
>people. "
>
Why am I not suprised.?

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Platypus

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:46:42 PM12/4/01
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Snowleopard wrote:
>
> from flook...
>
> http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
>
> Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"
>
> "You express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. You
> hold your head and let loose the primal terror of your innermost
> fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects your feeble
> grasp on reality. "
>
> Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"
>
> "You are a bizarre juxtaposition of the real and the unreal. Based in
> the realm of mathematics, your two-dimensional appearance belies a
> complex and free-willed behaviour which both delights and confuses
> people. "
>
> Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night" and I'm "Birth of Venus".
>
> Which is nice...

You are Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
You are extremely popular and widely known. Although unassuming and
unpretentious, your enigmatic smile has charmed millions. You are a
mystery, able to be appreciated from afar, but ultimately unknowable and
thus intriguing.

...which is weird.

Platypus

Darren Robinson

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Dec 4, 2001, 3:58:34 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

>from flook...
>
>http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
>
>Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"

I got...

You are Piet Mondrian's Composition A.
You are rigidly organised and regimented, although your cold and
unapproachable exterior hides a clever way of thinking and a
rebellious and innovative nature. A lot of people don't understand
you, but you can still affect them on an emotional level.

And I *hate* abstract art.


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Paul Corfield

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Dec 4, 2001, 4:13:17 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

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>
>from flook...
>
>http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/

And I'm Edgar Degas' Dance Class.

You appear soft and gentle, but hide a core of rigid structure and
discipline. You work hard and follow orders, because you are determined
to succeed, but remain attached to displays of frivolity and maintaining
your appearance.

Which is actually not a bad assessment but I'm not sure about the
"maintaining your appearance" bit :))
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Christofire

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Dec 4, 2001, 4:17:05 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

>
>
>from flook...
>
>http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
>


>Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"
>

>"You express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. You
>hold your head and let loose the primal terror of your innermost
>fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects your feeble
>grasp on reality. "
>
>Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"
>
>"You are a bizarre juxtaposition of the real and the unreal. Based in
>the realm of mathematics, your two-dimensional appearance belies a
>complex and free-willed behaviour which both delights and confuses
>people. "
>
>Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night" and I'm "Birth of Venus".
>
>Which is nice...

Me, I are Claude Monet's Waterlilies.

"You are soft and gentle, but very colourful. Although based in
reality, you look at the world through a filter of impressions which
shape how you see things. Splashes of light help to define your
presence and bring an endearing quality."

S'load of ol' bollocks that is.

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Champ

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Dec 4, 2001, 4:57:29 PM12/4/01
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Snowleopard <snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> coughed and it
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>Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"
>
>"You express the subconscious troubles and anxieties of the world. You
>hold your head and let loose the primal terror of your innermost
>fears, surrounded by a lurid landscape which reflects your feeble
>grasp on reality. "

I played it several times, as I could answer truthfully to a variety
of the options. My favourite is :

You are Pablo Picasso's Three Musicians.
You are colourful and provoking, always looking to break out of the
mould and to pioneer new ways of doing things. You have a jaunty
outlook and although you are a bit weird, most people have some idea
what you're about.

I think that fits me ok :-)
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Tom "The Kraut" Lange

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Dec 4, 2001, 6:06:49 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

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>
> from flook...
>
> http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
>

> Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"

> Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"

> Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night" and I'm "Birth of Venus".

Obviously I'm "Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory".

"You are a surreal landscape composed of several disjointed and bizarre
components."
<fx: looking in mirror>
Hmmmm.... no disjointed parts to see...

"You like to keep an eye on the time, although the very concept is fluid
for you."
Ah. That's closer.

"People are never sure what they are seeing when they look at you."
I'm *not* going to comment on this!
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Windy

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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:46:42 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
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>You are Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

<aol>

<snip>

>...which is weird.

'Ere ... does this mean that it is in fact *I* who can claim to
be your evil twin?

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Verdigris

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Dec 4, 2001, 7:24:12 PM12/4/01
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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
<snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:

<SNIP>

>Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night"...

Me too! We're obviously made for each other.

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Anne Jackson

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Dec 4, 2001, 9:56:59 PM12/4/01
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The message <l8mq0uo0b15tqogiu...@4ax.com>
from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:


> On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:46:42 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
> wrote:

> >You are Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

> <aol>

..and me!

> >...which is weird.

> 'Ere ... does this mean that it is in fact *I* who can claim to
> be your evil twin?

Or I yours?

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darsy

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On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:

>And I *hate* abstract art.

fuck me, there's a real surprise.

<fx: wanders off muttering about ignorant proles...>

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Windy

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On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 02:56:59 GMT, Anne Jackson
<amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:

>The message <l8mq0uo0b15tqogiu...@4ax.com>
> from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
>
>> On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:46:42 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
>> wrote:
>
>> >You are Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
>
>> <aol>
>
>..and me!
>
>> >...which is weird.
>
>> 'Ere ... does this mean that it is in fact *I* who can claim to
>> be your evil twin?
>
>Or I yours?

Could we start our own triad or summat?

MrMoosehead

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Dec 5, 2001, 4:34:37 AM12/5/01
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Snowleopard <snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> muttered something
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>
>Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"
>

>"You are a bizarre juxtaposition of the real and the unreal. Based in
>the realm of mathematics, your two-dimensional appearance belies a
>complex and free-willed behaviour which both delights and confuses
>people. "

AOL.
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Stan Stannard

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You are Vincent Van Gogh's The Starry Night.

You are a tiny village at peace while overhead rages the tumult of the
heavens. Objects whirl and flash around you in a fevered haze only
partially reflected in reality while you remain grounded and secure in
your isolation.


A tiny village in peace? Now I know these tests are bollox .....

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Platypus

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Dec 5, 2001, 11:00:43 AM12/5/01
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Windy wrote:
>
> On Wed, 5 Dec 2001 02:56:59 GMT, Anne Jackson
> <amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >The message <l8mq0uo0b15tqogiu...@4ax.com>
> > from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
> >
> >> On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:46:42 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
> >> wrote:
> >
> >> >You are Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.
> >
> >> <aol>
> >
> >..and me!
> >
> >> >...which is weird.
> >
> >> 'Ere ... does this mean that it is in fact *I* who can claim to
> >> be your evil twin?
> >
> >Or I yours?
>
> Could we start our own triad or summat?

Well...

I am, obviously, Darsy's evil twin. There's no reason you couldn't be
mine, and Anne yours. This leads us to the realisation of the existence
of a daisy-chain of sibling iniquity.

Platypus

Windy

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On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 16:00:43 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
wrote:

>There's no reason you couldn't be
>mine

*perk*

You want to be sub or dom?

Beelzebub

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Verdigris <verd...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
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> <SNIP>
>
> >Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night"...
>
> Me too! We're obviously made for each other.

*cough*

;-)
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lozzo

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Dec 5, 2001, 1:49:26 PM12/5/01
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Beelzebub <charlen...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:9ulpbj$99v8p$1...@ID-97436.news.dfncis.de...

> Verdigris <verd...@deadspam.com> wrote in message
> news:3c0d6672...@news.cis.dfn.de...
>
> > <SNIP>
> >
> > >Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night"...
> >
> > Me too! We're obviously made for each other.
>
> *cough*


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Platypus

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Windy wrote:
>
> On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 16:00:43 +0000, Platypus <plat...@ukrm.org>
> wrote:
>
> >There's no reason you couldn't be
> >mine
>
> *perk*
>
> You want to be sub or dom?

Yes.

Platypus


Darren Robinson

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Dec 5, 2001, 2:15:16 PM12/5/01
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On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 08:15:48 +0000, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
>dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:
>
>>And I *hate* abstract art.
>
>fuck me, there's a real surprise.

Oh, I'm just a *mess* of irrational prejudices and intolerance. At
least I'm harmless; I make no apologies for the belief that art should
look like something, and not just an unmade bed. A *painting* of an
unmade bed, however, I can appreciate.

Champ

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darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> coughed and it sounded like:

>On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
>dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:
>
>>And I *hate* abstract art.
>
>fuck me, there's a real surprise.
>
><fx: wanders off muttering about ignorant proles...>

'ang on, I thought you didn't like modern art? I definitely remember
you starting a thread called "All modern art is rubbish: discuss"
(after a visit to the Tate Modern, iirc)

darsy

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On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 20:18:52 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> coughed and it sounded like:
>
>>On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
>>dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:
>>
>>>And I *hate* abstract art.
>>
>>fuck me, there's a real surprise.
>>
>><fx: wanders off muttering about ignorant proles...>
>
>'ang on, I thought you didn't like modern art? I definitely remember
>you starting a thread called "All modern art is rubbish: discuss"
>(after a visit to the Tate Modern, iirc)

perhaps you should re-read my comments in that thread.

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Chris Des Clayes

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Dec 5, 2001, 4:30:06 PM12/5/01
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On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 08:15:48 +0000, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:

>On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
>dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:
>
>>And I *hate* abstract art.
>
>fuck me, there's a real surprise.
>
><fx: wanders off muttering about ignorant proles...>

"Ignorant proles" sounds remarkably like "Emperor's clothes" when you're
as deaf as me.

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Champ

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Dec 5, 2001, 7:34:55 PM12/5/01
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darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> coughed and it sounded like:

>On Wed, 05 Dec 2001 20:18:52 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>>darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> coughed and it sounded like:
>>
>>>On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:58:34 GMT,
>>>dar...@DIESPAMMERDIEgsx550es.freeserve.co.uk (Darren Robinson) wrote:
>>>
>>>>And I *hate* abstract art.
>>>
>>>fuck me, there's a real surprise.
>>>
>>><fx: wanders off muttering about ignorant proles...>
>>
>>'ang on, I thought you didn't like modern art? I definitely remember
>>you starting a thread called "All modern art is rubbish: discuss"
>>(after a visit to the Tate Modern, iirc)
>
>perhaps you should re-read my comments in that thread.

Oh do I have to? I really can't be arsed [1]

So you *do* like modern art, then?

[1] And anyway, I'm staying in the Hilton London Metropole tonight,
and I don't know what their phone charges are, but I bet they're
fucking outrageous. Even tho the company is paying, I'm not going to
take the piss, so I'm keeping my time online to a minimum. Which
means no deja.

darsy

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Dec 6, 2001, 3:20:25 AM12/6/01
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On Thu, 06 Dec 2001 00:34:55 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:

>So you *do* like modern art, then?

depends on what you mean by modern art. "Modern Art" includes most of
the stuff done in the 19th century, remember.

I like most art, though some nonrepresentational art leaves me cold.
On the other hand, I really like Graphics, and some abstract stuff.

To give you a clue, these[0] are some of my fav. works of (painted)
art:

http://www.oir.ucf.edu/wm/paint/auth/eyck/arnolfini/arnolfini.jpg

http://www.expo-klimt.com/1_3.cfm?id=75634887 &
http://www.expo-klimt.com/1_3.cfm?id=872872960 (anything by Klimt,
really)

http://sunsite.dk/cgfa/bosch/p-bosch21.htm


I like all sorts, really.


[0] I mean, at the moment, it changes all the time.

Simian

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Dec 6, 2001, 3:53:19 AM12/6/01
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darsy forgot to take the pills and typed:

>
>To give you a clue, these[0] are some of my fav. works of (painted)
>art:
>
>http://www.oir.ucf.edu/wm/paint/auth/eyck/arnolfini/arnolfini.jpg
>http://www.expo-klimt.com/1_3.cfm?id=75634887
>http://www.expo-klimt.com/1_3.cfm?id=872872960
>http://sunsite.dk/cgfa/bosch/p-bosch21.htm
>

<shocked at mainstream darsy-taste>

darsy

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On Thu, 06 Dec 2001 08:53:19 -0000, Sim...@simian.org.uk (Simian)
wrote:

>darsy forgot to take the pills and typed:
>>
>>To give you a clue, these[0] are some of my fav. works of (painted)
>>art:

[snip]
><shocked at mainstream darsy-taste>

Hey, I like paintings of things. I also like paintings, *not* of
things. I'm just in a representational mood at the moment.

Suze

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Possibly under the influence of cosmic rays, "Tom \"The Kraut\" Lange"
<langetom.fo...@ntlworld.com> ("Tom \"The Kraut\" Lange"
<langetom.fo...@ntlworld.com>) gave forth with a sudden burst of
eloquence, thus:

> On Tue, 04 Dec 2001 20:22:31 +0000, Snowleopard
> <snow_leop...@totalise.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> > from flook...
> >
> > http://www.physics.usyd.edu.au/~mar/tests/art/
> >
> > Champ, DWB and Frag are all "The Scream"
> > Father Jack is Escher's "The Lizards"
> > Bee is Van Gogh's "Starry Night" and I'm "Birth of Venus".
>
> Obviously I'm "Salvador Dali's Persistence of Memory".

Ditto.


Suze


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Champ

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Dec 6, 2001, 7:35:02 PM12/6/01
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darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> coughed and it sounded like:

>On Thu, 06 Dec 2001 00:34:55 +0000, Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> wrote:


>
>>So you *do* like modern art, then?
>
>depends on what you mean by modern art. "Modern Art" includes most of
>the stuff done in the 19th century, remember.

Hmm. I always reckoned the modern period started in about 1890. Not
sure why tho. I don't suppose there is a definitive date (well, a
brief search didn't reveal one)

>http://sunsite.dk/cgfa/bosch/p-bosch21.htm

I'd have thought Bosch was required viewing for TCP holders

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