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<1dt3mwu.10k0lc91q2r9sqN@[212.140.2.177]>...
>My beard has grown no longer overnight.
>
But has it grown any more since City FOB ?
If you still have for france we can have a before and after pic !
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Dave Gill
wrote:
>My beard has grown no longer overnight.
Perhaps you had a shave before you woke up? Could happen... ;{)}
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Richard Smith
<1dt3mwu.10k0lc91q2r9sqN@[212.140.2.177]>...
> My beard has grown no longer overnight.
<Fast Show>
You know, Neil, growing a beard is very much like making love to a
beautiful woman...
</Fast Show>
This may be why you're crap at it :o) Has your neck started to itch yet?
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Eddie
>
> Dow did you know?
They all do that, sir.
Depending on the speed at which your beard grows, and your skin's
sensitivity, it could be itching for weeks yet...
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Eddie
>
> Eddie <ed...@deguello.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > Depending on the speed at which your beard grows, and your skin's
> > sensitivity, it could be itching for weeks yet...
>
Washing with *lots* of soap and water may help. Or it may not. But it's
worth a go.
> Y,S,AAC
Yes, Scratches, Are Always Craved?
Lucretia Borgia
Older Gentleman) wrote:
>My beard has grown no longer overnight.
Rub salt in your chin. Hairs get thirsty and come out for a drink.
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John Malpass
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> Eddie <ed...@deguello.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> >
> > Depending on the speed at which your beard grows, and your skin's
> > sensitivity, it could be itching for weeks yet...
>
> Just thinking about it is now going to keep me awake at nights.
The itching *never* goes away. The itch is natures way of making sure
that PFFs can't have beards. When you deprive your chin of the touch of
the sun, you end up with beardruff. You can wash it and scrub it as fast
as you want, it'll still itch.
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Richard Smith
> Richard Smith <rich...@csi.compuserve.com> wrote:
>
> > Has your neck started to itch yet?
>
> Yes, buggrit.
>
> Dow did you know?
Back in the Dark Ages when I was young and thin, I had long hair coming out
of every follicle on my head and neck. There's a photo somewhere - I
looked like a mousy sunflower...
When I left home, I shaved it all off on the supposition that I'd be less
likely to get took up for vagrancy if I was clean-shaven and neatly
presented. I occasionally try growing it back, generally getting to about
five or six days before attracting familial sarcasm.
If you can survive the itching, it goes away after a few more days. You
can try all sorts of girly lotions for that cool, soothing effect. Try to
avoid anything excessively pungent, *don't scratch* and don't use calomine
lotion during the day unless you are sufficiently self-assured that you can
carry off a pink-encrusted neck...
"rob_(no-spam)_pearson"_[rob@indqualtec.nospam,force9.net]
> > Has your neck started to itch yet?
>
> Yes, buggrit.
>
> Dow did you know?
Wait till you find out that *some* of your shirts have
collars with an evil sense of humour, as they sneakily grab
a strand of your beard and knot it into the fabric, then as
you suddenly turn your head - *YEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW*
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Richard Smith
> Wait till you find out that *some* of your shirts have
> collars with an evil sense of humour, as they sneakily grab
> a strand of your beard and knot it into the fabric, then as
> you suddenly turn your head - *YEEEOOOOOOWWWWWWWW*
Possibly the grossest thing I ever experienced, beard-wise, was the morning
I woke up and found that my cold had turned nasty overnight. I was stuck
by the beard to the pillowcase with lumpy green superglue...
Pete Ellis
The Older Gentleman <Chateau...@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:1dt3mwu.10k0lc91q2r9sqN@[212.140.2.177]...
> My beard has grown no longer overnight.
>
Try rubbing your face with CG125 spares.
Being a load of old poo it might have a similar effect as horse manure 'cos
that makes stuff grow !!
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>
> Possibly the grossest thing I ever experienced, beard-wise, was the morning
> I woke up and found that my cold had turned nasty overnight. I was stuck
> by the beard to the pillowcase with lumpy green superglue...
<G>
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