[1] Found this morning by parents - had the dubious honour of taking
the child from the mother after she had finished her goodbyes
[2] Looks like a natural cause massive heartattack - leaves a wife
and child
[3] Hanging - leaves a 9 year old daughter
[4] Too early to say but only one vehicle involved and the bike was
less than a week old - single male
--
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BotTOS#1 UKRMFBC#4 Kot HMC APOSTLE#11
Christ :(
I still think you'd be better off smoking dope, rather than drinking,
but I can see your reasons for not wanting to.
My phone's on if you fancy a chat, mate.
--
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These are my own opinions, and not necessarily those of all Bears
"I was so much older then; I'm younger than that now"
Bear's Current Paw Track: Dust Junkies: "Movin' On (Mega Bubble Dub)"
Bloody hell. I don't have it that bad then, really.
Thanks for putting things in perspective......
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www.spete.homeip.net
Fuck :(
> [2] Looks like a natural cause massive heartattack - leaves a wife
> and child
Fuck fuck :(
> [3] Hanging - leaves a 9 year old daughter
Fuck fuck fuck :(
Just for handling those three cases and staying mentally intact enough
to be able to share them earns major respect from me.
In oblique ways I have shared a hint of what those left behind
probably feel, but handling it from your perspective and yet having to
remain detached is something else entirely.
> [4] Too early to say but only one vehicle involved and the bike was
> less than a week old - single male
This one leaves me with entirely different feelings, though, and I
can't rationalise why.
--
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NT650V
TWA#11 BREast#6 BOTAFOT#139
> Start at 7am with the cot death of an 8 month old baby - completely
> unexpected to the parents and a tragedy which has to be treated *sooo*
> carefully. [1]Straight from that to the sudden death of a 35year old
> chap[2], then straight to the suicide of a 40 year old female[3] and
> then on to a bike fatal.[4]
> I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
>
> [1] Found this morning by parents - had the dubious honour of taking
> the child from the mother after she had finished her goodbyes
>
> [2] Looks like a natural cause massive heartattack - leaves a wife
> and child
>
> [3] Hanging - leaves a 9 year old daughter
>
> [4] Too early to say but only one vehicle involved and the bike was
> less than a week old - single male
Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
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I've always said it. You guys have a tough job.
*respect*
Take care JP.
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"Nemo repente fuit turpissimus"
Christ sake JP, _a_ bottle? I think a day like that deserves at least a
couple personally :-(
Dealing with deaths never easy, and I used to think that beind a nurse and
dealing was shit but no way i could do your job mate.
--
Donegal Paul
"Lambretta - It's the feeling outside!"
Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
eating time. Bummer.
--
steve auvache
>
>Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
>eating time. Bummer.
Still managed a doughnut - one of the chaps was late yesterday so had
to bring them in - cant say I like the custard ones really
> Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
>
> ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
"And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and space,
where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully being
you getting funny.
>Christ sake JP, _a_ bottle? I think a day like that deserves at least a
>couple personally :-(
Funny you should say that - just got two bottles out of the garage
>Dealing with deaths never easy, and I used to think that beind a nurse and
>dealing was shit but no way i could do your job mate.
Got to say that is *not* the norm - rather an exceptional day. Just
hope the next one like that is a *long* way off.
>JP wibbled ...
>> Start at 7am with the cot death of an 8 month old baby - completely
>> unexpected to the parents and a tragedy which has to be treated *sooo*
>> carefully. [1]Straight from that to the sudden death of a 35year old
>> chap[2], then straight to the suicide of a 40 year old female[3] and
>> then on to a bike fatal.[4]
>> I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
>
>Christ :(
>
>I still think you'd be better off smoking dope, rather than drinking,
>but I can see your reasons for not wanting to.
days like these make me think of taking it up.
>
>My phone's on if you fancy a chat, mate.
Might well do that - cheers mate
>In oblique ways I have shared a hint of what those left behind
>probably feel, but handling it from your perspective and yet having to
>remain detached is something else entirely.
Got to say I`ve not been close to having a tear in my eye for a long
time
>
>> [4] Too early to say but only one vehicle involved and the bike was
>> less than a week old - single male
>
>This one leaves me with entirely different feelings, though, and I
>can't rationalise why.
I find I get different emotions from all of them - 4 types of death
which give totally different results to those left behind.
> > Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
> >
> > ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
>
> "And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and space,
> where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully being
> you getting funny.
Hugz {{{{Bear}}}}
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> >Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
> >eating time. Bummer.
>
> Still managed a doughnut - one of the chaps was late yesterday so had
> to bring them in - cant say I like the custard ones really
You've got to be kidding. Custard doughnuts rock. You'll never get on in
your job if you don't like custard doughnuts you know... it's the new
masons.
--
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It's a lot less injurious to your health, and more effective as a short
term relaxant, than booze, IMHO [1]
[1] and if anyone's qualified to speak on the differences between drink
& dope, it's me :)
Tribal tradition?
> - cant say I like the custard ones really
I like the plain ones me.
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Fuck off, baldy.
>Start at 7am with the cot death of an 8 month old baby - completely
>unexpected to the parents and a tragedy which has to be treated *sooo*
>carefully. [1]Straight from that to the sudden death of a 35year old
>chap[2], then straight to the suicide of a 40 year old female[3] and
>then on to a bike fatal.[4]
I don't know how you get up in the morning and go to work when there's
even the possibility of a day like that.
Respect is due.
>I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
And why not. Not sure that "you deserve it" is quite the right phrase
but WGAF?
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Ouch. I hope the booze is having the required effect...
--
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WS* GHPOTHUF#24 APOSTLE#14 DLC#1 COFF#20
ZZR1100 and Enfield 500 Curry House Racer "The Basmati Rice Burner" (No , I'm
not sure how that happened either).
> > > > Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
> > > >
> > > > ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
> > >
> > > "And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and
space,
> > > where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully being
> > > you getting funny.
> >
> > Hugz {{{{Bear}}}}
>
> Fuck off, baldy.
Oh touché. What devastating repartee...
Only if you don't smoke it. It makes you cough, it stinks, you end up
getting mountains of fag ash everywhere or if you do it without tobacco
you spend a fortune putting shelves up for virtually every dammed toking
machine under the sun and all you get for it is less dust in the Hoover.
>[1] and if anyone's qualified to speak on the differences between drink
>& dope, it's me :)
Pardon?
--
steve auvache
>> I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
>
>
>I've always said it. You guys have a tough job.
This was an unusual day to be honest. To be fair the day before I cant
remember laughing so much (awaits abusive posts!) We had a chap phone
up saying he was 50 feet up a tree with a noose round his neck.
Eventually found him in the middle of woods and got the usual
ambulances, fire brigade etc on standby. Negotiators started talking
to him and it was clear quite early on that he was an attention
seeker. After 4 hours we were getting quite bored with him. Everyone
had to be silent and it was quite tense when an RAF Chinook flew
incredibly low overhead. There was a look of sheer terror on his face
and he wobbled a bit and it looked like he might decide to come down.
It was all silent again when about 75yards away one of the forestry
blokes who didnt know what was going on suddenly started his chainsaw.
I have *never* seen someone untie a rope and scramble down a tree so
fast in my life whilst screaming "Dont do it -you lot are animals".
Its probably one of those "you had to be there" moments!
>
>*respect*
>
>Take care JP.
Cheers mate
LIGAF about entertaining you.
A good mate of mine feels like that, posts about it, and all your feeble
intellect can provide is some lame arsed "joke" at my expense?
Go fuck yourself.
>>>Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
>>>eating time. Bummer.
>>
>>Still managed a doughnut - one of the chaps was late yesterday so had
>>to bring them in
>
>Tribal tradition?
Yup - There are always times when people oversleep so its traditional
they buy doughnuts for everyone. Two days in a row and they move to
cream cakes.
>
>
>> - cant say I like the custard ones really
>
>I like the plain ones me.
Getting partial on apple ones at the moment
*Or* you learn how to roll a joint properly.
> >[1] and if anyone's qualified to speak on the differences between drink
> >& dope, it's me :)
>
> Pardon?
I SAID, IF ANYONE'S QUALIFIED TO SPEAK ON THE ...
oh fuck it, what's the point ... old people, eh?
lol
It so wasn't :)
>
>I don't know how you get up in the morning and go to work when there's
>even the possibility of a day like that.
>
>Respect is due.
I reckon more so to the parents of the baby and the kids left behind -
I might just feel a bit low - they will be feeling a *lot* lower. I`ve
got to say the parents of the baby were incredibly brave and were
superbly understanding about the job we had to do.
>
>>I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
>
>And why not. Not sure that "you deserve it" is quite the right phrase
>but WGAF?
Absolutely
>>Start at 7am with the cot death of an 8 month old baby - completely
>>unexpected to the parents and a tragedy which has to be treated *sooo*
>>carefully. [1]Straight from that to the sudden death of a 35year old
>>chap[2], then straight to the suicide of a 40 year old female[3] and
>>then on to a bike fatal.[4]
>
>Ouch. I hope the booze is having the required effect...
Will be shortly
> > > > > Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
> > > > >
> > > > > ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
> > > >
> > > > "And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and
> space,
> > > > where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully
being
> > > > you getting funny.
> > >
> > > Hugz {{{{Bear}}}}
> >
> > Fuck off, baldy.
>
> > Oh touché. What devastating repartee...
> LIGAF about entertaining you.
Don't worry, you don't.
> A good mate of mine feels like that, posts about it, and all your feeble
> intellect can provide is some lame arsed "joke" at my expense?
The hypocrasy of this statement is so massive it's got a postcode.
> Go fuck yourself.
What were you saying about feeble intellect.
>*Or* you learn how to roll a joint properly.
That as well, all the faffing around with skins, baccy, puff (both
toasting and grinding varieties each in their own separate way), roach
and then actually rolling it using fingers, mat or machine, according to
preference, into the "Bear Approved" manner to finally produce the
spliff in all its glory. Then comes the coughing et al.
--
steve auvache
I have few skills of any note, but rolling Olympic quality biftas is one
of them.
> > LIGAF about entertaining you.
>
> Don't worry, you don't.
Thank fuck for that.
> > A good mate of mine feels like that, posts about it, and all your feeble
> > intellect can provide is some lame arsed "joke" at my expense?
>
> The hypocrasy of this statement is so massive it's got a postcode.
Do explain, please; I'm simply *dying* to see how you justify a weak pop
at me under that context. Away you go.
> > Go fuck yourself.
>
> What were you saying about feeble intellect.
No, that was simply genuine invective.
> >> >Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
> >> >eating time. Bummer.
> >>
> >> Still managed a doughnut - one of the chaps was late yesterday so had
to
> >> bring them in - cant say I like the custard ones really
> >
> > You've got to be kidding. Custard doughnuts rock. You'll never get on in
> > your job if you don't like custard doughnuts you know... it's the new
> > masons.
>
> Custard doughnuts are projectile vomit inducing in the extreme. The one
> true doughnut, are the fresh fried ones.
Ewww no. The fresh fried ones are gash.... now jams ones. Now you're
talking.
Used to know a bloke who could roll a working Jewish candlestick in
under an hour.
Well in demand at parties he was.
Car accident got him apparently.
--
steve auvache
Don't know what to say really. I'm glad I have a different job, but I'm
glad there are those of you willing to do it.
Ta.
--
John
SV650
Black it is
and naked
> >> >> >Yeah, I can see how that would seriously interfere with your donut
> >> >> >eating time. Bummer.
> >> >>
> >> >> Still managed a doughnut - one of the chaps was late yesterday so
> >> >> had
> > to
> >> >> bring them in - cant say I like the custard ones really
> >> >
> >> > You've got to be kidding. Custard doughnuts rock. You'll never get on
> >> > in your job if you don't like custard doughnuts you know... it's the
> >> > new masons.
> >>
> >> Custard doughnuts are projectile vomit inducing in the extreme. The one
> >> true doughnut, are the fresh fried ones.
> >
> > Ewww no. The fresh fried ones are gash.... now jams ones. Now you're
> > talking.
>
> Apple beat jam hands down though. *sigh* All this talk of doughnuts, and
> not a shop open anywhere. :( Eaten all my cakes too.
I've never tried an apple one. That's job for tomorrow then.
--
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mmm fried do-nuts. FFS, i was just convincing myself i wasnt hungry too!
--
Donegal Paul
"Lambretta - It's the feeling outside!"
Flutes are my party piece.
> Car accident got him apparently.
Was he stoned?
> Apple beat jam hands down though. *sigh* All this talk of doughnuts, and
> not a shop open anywhere. :( Eaten all my cakes too.
I'm just about to start baking a fresh banana loaf, to Blaney's mum's
recipe, as I've done several times in the last fortnight, except tonight
I'm making banana icing too ... if anyone has the munchies, pop round :)
lol, no ... but I posted the recipe last week and it's dead easy.
Tonight I'm going to make 2 shallow loaves, then sandwich them with real
mashed banana icing :)
Ohhh, where do you live ?
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> >> > I'm just about to start baking a fresh banana loaf, to Blaney's mum's
> >> > recipe, as I've done several times in the last fortnight, except
> >> > tonight I'm making banana icing too ... if anyone has the munchies,
> >> > pop round :)
> >>
> >> Bastard... Tomorrow, I've got to make banana bread puddung, _and_ get
> >> doughnuts. Do you do mail order btw? ;)
> >
> > lol, no ... but I posted the recipe last week and it's dead easy.
> >
>
> Missed it..
BlaneyMum's Banana Loaf
5 ounces margarine (or butter)
5 ounces sugar
2 eggs
2 very ripe bananas
10 ounces flour
1 teaspoon of bicarbonate of soda
2 tablespoons milk
Pinch of salt (put into flour)
1 teaspoon baking powder (if using plain flour)
Method
Cream marg and sugar together.
Add beaten eggs, mix well.
Add mashed bananas.
Dissolve bicarb in milk and add to mixture with the flour.
Either divide into two sandwich tins and cook Gas 4 /350 degrees or
180 for 25 minutes. Or bake in loaf or square tin.
(Bear: Personally, I find it bakes best in 2 halves, else the inside
doesn't cook properly in time if you're putting it all in one loaf tin)
If two sandwich tins you can beat another banana with 2ounces icing
sugar to make a filling/topping.
(Bear: This is the additional bit I'm trying tonight)
> <fx: puts fingers in ears>
>
> La la la.. can't hear you.... not listening.. la la la...
It's in the oven now, filling the whole house with a warm bread & banana
smell :)
>>then straight to the suicide of a 40 year old female[3]
>
> What a fucking waste. I'd have given her one.
Mmmm, I wonder why she lost the will to live?
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Swindon.
PS. Your sig sep is fucked up.
Pissed
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Case proven.
Looks ok my end.
> > PS. Your sig sep is fucked up.
>
> Looks ok my end.
No, it's fucked.
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Another Outpuke Express sufferer.
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What's the point of putting that on the bottom of something that's
posted to a newsgroup? I'm a bit confused.
>>I think I might open a bottle of wine tonight.
>
>Jeez... hope it's doing the job xx
First one didnt but the second is starting to help!
Oops, just noticed it - have tried to remedy it. Hope it works now.
>> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
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>
> What's the point of putting that on the bottom of something that's
> posted to a newsgroup? I'm a bit confused.
I like to have that on out going e-mails & it appears it appears here too
IYSWIM.
How's the cake going BTW?
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>
> mmm fried do-nuts. FFS, i was just convincing myself i wasnt hungry too!
You're fat enough
--
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crashes without the help of microsoft
>Cane wibbled ...
>> "JP" <jpheidi@claradotcodotuk> wrote in message
>> news:vvnrmv81tsb4vt77l...@4ax.com...
>
>> Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
>>
>> ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
>
>"And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and space,
>where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully being
>you getting funny.
Well, it made me laugh. And JP too, I would guess.
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Feck orf, im cuddly. Still, the SO did do me a fry up while i was sat
watching Blade mmmmmmm
Oh well, in that case, it's fine. Anything to keep you entertained, eh?
> Oops, just noticed it - have tried to remedy it. Hope it works now.
No, it's still fucked; you have to patch Outpuke to make it work, IIRC.
Try FreeAgent or Gravity; they're both kinda spiffy.
> >> Outgoing mail is certified Virus Free.
> >> Checked by AVG anti-virus system (http://www.grisoft.com).
> >> Version: 6.0.520 / Virus Database: 318 - Release Date: 18/09/03
> >
> > What's the point of putting that on the bottom of something that's
> > posted to a newsgroup? I'm a bit confused.
>
> I like to have that on out going e-mails & it appears it appears here too
> IYSWIM.
Ah right, with you now.
> How's the cake going BTW?
The banana icing was too runny as made via recipe, so I didn't add it; I
think it needs to be a cream icing in any case, which I'll try tomorrow.
The 2 loaves of banana bread were lovely though; nice crisp outside and
a wonderful, moist, bananery interior. I've just *burp* had a couple of
slices to make sure it was ok :)
> I have *never* seen someone untie a rope and scramble down a tree so
> fast in my life whilst screaming "Dont do it -you lot are animals".
> Its probably one of those "you had to be there" moments!
Nice one.
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>Champ wibbled ...
>> On Sun, 21 Sep 2003 19:41:33 +0100, Bear
>> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Cane wibbled ...
>> >> "JP" <jpheidi@claradotcodotuk> wrote in message
>> >> news:vvnrmv81tsb4vt77l...@4ax.com...
>> >
>> >> Bloody hell mate... that's some day.
>> >>
>> >> ..Still things could be worse. Bear might phone ;)
>> >
>> >"And, in quiet times, I sit and dream of a place outside time and space,
>> >where all things may come to pass ..." ... one of them hopefully being
>> >you getting funny.
>>
>> Well, it made me laugh.
>
>Oh well, in that case, it's fine. Anything to keep you entertained, eh?
You don't have a personal veto on what's acceptable behaviour, y'know.
You really are odd - you dish out all sorts of shit to all and sundry,
and expect people to put up with it, but if one little comment catches
you at a bad moment, then that person is an "unfunny cunt". As I've
said before - if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
--
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>"Bear" <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:MPG.19d806193...@news.individual.net...
>> A good mate of mine feels like that, posts about it, and all your feeble
>> intellect can provide is some lame arsed "joke" at my expense?
>
>The hypocrasy of this statement is so massive it's got a postcode.
I *love* the spelling-mistake touch - sets it off perfectly.
--
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> >Oh well, in that case, it's fine. Anything to keep you entertained, eh?
No, really? Well cheers for pointing that out, Einstein.
> You don't have a personal veto on what's acceptable behaviour, y'know.
>
> You really are odd - you dish out all sorts of shit to all and sundry,
> and expect people to put up with it, but if one little comment catches
> you at a bad moment, then that person is an "unfunny cunt". As I've
> said before - if you can't take it, don't dish it out.
I take more shit than any 10 people around here, so kindly shove your
opinion up yer arse.
>I take more shit than any 10 people around here
why do you think that might be?
BTW, I'm not tag-teaming with grey-bonce, I'm just wondering if you
have any idea why you might "take more shit than any 10 people". I'm
not saying you don't - I'm just saying there's probably a reason for
it...[0]
[0] and it's not just "being an obnoxious cunt", because if that were
the case, I'd cop for a load of shit, and I don't appear to...
--
darsy
> On Mon, 22 Sep 2003 11:46:10 +0100, Bear
> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
> >I take more shit than any 10 people around here
>
> why do you think that might be?
Because he's grumpy and needs a nap?
http://www.pa.msu.edu/sci_theatre/ask_st/021898.html
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I'm not worried about it, I'm merely pointing out that to say "if you
can't take it, don't dish it out" to me is pompous and inaccurate in
extremis.
>Champ wibbled ...
>> On Mon, 22 Sep 2003 01:09:24 +0100, Bear
>> <bastardUND...@yahoo.com> wrote:
>
>> >Oh well, in that case, it's fine. Anything to keep you entertained, eh?
>
>No, really? Well cheers for pointing that out, Einstein.
You snipped the line you were replying to, newbie :-)
>darsy wibbled ...
>>I'm just saying there's probably a reason for
>> it...[0]
>
>I'm not worried about it,
I didn't think you were.
>I'm merely pointing out that to say "if you
>can't take it, don't dish it out" to me is pompous and inaccurate in
>extremis.
the rest of us would be saved all of this crap if you and Champ could
just get around to killfiling each other ;-)
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> >> A good mate of mine feels like that, posts about it, and all your
feeble
> >> intellect can provide is some lame arsed "joke" at my expense?
> >
> >The hypocrasy of this statement is so massive it's got a postcode.
>
> I *love* the spelling-mistake touch - sets it off perfectly.
I don't spose you'd accept that I did it just for you would you?
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> http://www.pa.msu.edu/sci_theatre/ask_st/021898.html
heh ... if only life were *that* simple :)
>"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:87etmvoi0ldn327q8...@4ax.com...
>
>> I *love* the spelling-mistake touch - sets it off perfectly.
>
>I don't spose you'd accept that I did it just for you would you?
not for an instant.
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Thanks for that Halla :) Have just played with the settings, so hopefully
it will be remedied.
heh
He's welcome to k/f me, of course, but he still writes much that is good
about biking and bikes, and even his anti-Bear bias doesn't make it
worth me k/f'ing him.
You, of course, are welcome to k/f either one of us, or both; you knew
that, right? ;)
Mmm, sounds yummy - might try the recipe meself, ta
>darsy wibbled ...
>> the rest of us would be saved all of this crap if you and Champ could
>> just get around to killfiling each other ;-)
>
>heh
>
>He's welcome to k/f me, of course, but he still writes much that is good
>about biking and bikes, and even his anti-Bear bias doesn't make it
>worth me k/f'ing him.
it's just that sort of reasonable attitude that makes me sick to my
very core.
>You, of course, are welcome to k/f either one of us, or both; you knew
>that, right? ;)
I don't have *anyone* in my killfile at the moment - I'm playing with
massive use of "mark thread ignore" instead - seems to work - for
instance, if I see a thread start to go
poster-a/poster-b/poster-a/poster-b[1] I usually don't bother reading
any more of it.
[1] don't take this the wrong way, but quite often you're one of the
two[2]
[2] Simes is another[3]
[3] the threads with you and he combined are quite staggering in their
lack of relevance to anyone else, btw, you should almost be
congratulated on your
self-congratulatory-loosely-disguised-by-mild-insults kinda vibe...
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heh ... that's only a hair's breadth away from "unduly diplomatic" :)
> [1] don't take this the wrong way, but quite often you're one of the
> two[2]
No worries. I think I can manage not to have a nervous breakdown over
the issue.
> [2] Simes is another[3]
Yes well he's a cunt, that Simes ... all good, god-fearing folk should
avoid him like the plague.
> [3] the threads with you and he combined are quite staggering in their
> lack of relevance to anyone else, btw, you should almost be
> congratulated on your
> self-congratulatory-loosely-disguised-by-mild-insults kinda vibe...
In that case I'll almost thank you for saying it.
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>darsy wibbled ...
>> the rest of us would be saved all of this crap if you and Champ could
>> just get around to killfiling each other ;-)
>He's welcome to k/f me, of course, but he still writes much that is good
>about biking and bikes, and even his anti-Bear bias doesn't make it
>worth me k/f'ing him.
I've got the same problem - 90% of the time I find Bear's posts at the
least amusing and diverting (which is the main reason I'm here, after
all). It's only the other 10% of the time that he bugs me. I think
we're like an old married couple - make each other laugh a bit, piss
each other off a bit, don't have sex (with each other).
I think I'll go slit my wrists now ...
(can't really argue the point though, worst luck)
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"omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: Dust Junkies: "Nothing Personal"
[Champ and Bear]
> I think
>we're like an old married couple - make each other laugh a bit, piss
>each other off a bit, don't have sex (with each other).
I'm disappointed not to be able to come up with anything more
insulting to follow up here...
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So you should be.
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Bear's Current Paw Track: Dust Junkies: "Nothing Personal"
>darsy wibbled ...
>> On Mon, 22 Sep 2003 14:21:39 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>>
>> I'm disappointed not to be able to come up with anything more
>> insulting to follow up here...
>
>So you should be.
I'm distracted today - ordinarily I'd have managed to work in some gag
about you fucking Neal's wife.
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darsy
Maybe if the pair of you had a romantic weekend away it could improve
things.
You're going to regret saying that.
>You're going to regret saying that.
why?
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We tried that ... he's just not putting in the effort and doesn't pay
any attention to my needs anymore.
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"omnis culpa ursi est."
Bear's Current Paw Track: Dust Junkies: "Nothing Personal"
>Fuck off.
I'm detecting a sense of humour failure here.
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darsy
Of all the feet and of all the mouths, never in human history has someones
foot been inserted so snugly in their mouth...
(AKA " Oh shit... ")
:)
frag
You're spot on, sport.
>darsy wibbled ...
>> I'm detecting a sense of humour failure here.
>
>You're spot on, sport.
I fail to see why it wind's *you* up.
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Maybe he's trying the treat 'em mean keep 'em keen approach.
[of bear and he]
> I think
>we're like an old married couple - make each other laugh a bit, piss
>each other off a bit, don't have sex (with each other).
I feel ill. What a horrible image.
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>On Mon, 22 Sep 2003 14:21:39 +0100, Champ <ne...@champ.org.uk> wrote:
>
>[of bear and he]
>> I think
>>we're like an old married couple - make each other laugh a bit, piss
>>each other off a bit, don't have sex (with each other).
>
>I feel ill. What a horrible image.
MWHID
I was rather hoping that I'd come up with the anti-feedline :-)
>On Mon, 22 Sep 2003 14:28:38 +0100, darsy <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>I'm disappointed not to be able to come up with anything more
>>insulting to follow up here...
>
>I was rather hoping that I'd come up with the anti-feedline :-)
don't read the other sub-thread if you're going to be a sensitive
flower like Bear...
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darsy
> I've got the same problem - 90% of the time I find Bear's posts at the
> least amusing and diverting (which is the main reason I'm here, after
> all). It's only the other 10% of the time that he bugs me. I think
> we're like an old married couple - make each other laugh a bit, piss
> each other off a bit, don't have sex (with each other).
This is my boss, Neal Champion, he looks a bit like a self-made
millionaire, he imagines he's quite a guy.
This is Mrs Bear, he really, really isn't gorgeous, he's one bloke who
knows how to take the piss.
By the way my name is ukrm. I put up with both of them, which ain't
easy 'cause when they met it was MURDER!
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heh. Read it already.
Did you get an email or a text message in protest?
No, you probably can't.
>Did you get an email or a text message in protest?
not this time, no. I debated with myself whether or not to send it,
and then remembered you'd bought a book on psychology, so reckoned you
could stand it. I'd forgotten that it - bizarrely - winds up Bear
instead of you.
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darsy
>darsy wibbled ...
>> I fail to see why it wind's *you* up.
>
>No, you probably can't.
no, I definitely can't. I'm happy to read an explanation, mind.
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> >Did you get an email or a text message in protest?
>
> not this time, no. I debated with myself whether or not to send it,
> and then remembered you'd bought a book on psychology, so reckoned you
> could stand it. I'd forgotten that it - bizarrely - winds up Bear
> instead of you.
Why? Did she force him?
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