OT: Smelling Pisstakes
Antony Espindola
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rarely ever wrong
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My chequer tolled me sew
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AndrewR
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> My Spelling Chequer
>
> Eye halve a spelling chequer
> It came with my pea sea
> It plainly marques four my revue
> Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
>
> Eye strike a key and type a word
You mis-spelt quay.
HTH
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Mike Buckley
AndrewR <andrew.r...@nospam.towertechnology.co.uk> writes
Oh and your .sig is broke
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AndrewR
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> In article <954516026.26649.0...@news.demon.co.uk>,
> AndrewR <andrew.r...@nospam.towertechnology.co.uk> writes
> >"Antony Espindola" <Ant...@netscape.net> wrote in message
> >news:8c2dun$pdv$1...@nnrp1.deja.com...
> >> My Spelling Chequer
> >>
> >> Eye halve a spelling chequer
> >> It came with my pea sea
> >> It plainly marques four my revue
> >> Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
> >>
> >> Eye strike a key and type a word
> > ^^^
> >
> >You mis-spelt quay.
> >
> >HTH
> >
> You need a proportional font.
>
> Oh and your .sig is broke
For both of these things I blame Outhouse Excess.
any tips on fixing would be appreciated.
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Andrew
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Alien Kev
<andrew.r...@nospam.towertechnology.co.uk> wrote:
>"Mike Buckley" <Mike.B...@cotspig.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:b7NoOlCM...@cotspig.co.uk...
>> >HTH
>> >
>> You need a proportional font.
>>
>> Oh and your .sig is broke
>
>For both of these things I blame Outhouse Excess.
>
>any tips on fixing would be appreciated.
Tools|Options.
Click on the Compose tab, then under "Font Settings" select a
proportional Font (ie Courier).
You will probably want to change the reading font.
HTH
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steve
>My Spelling Chequer
>
>Eye halve a spelling chequer
>It came with my pea sea
>It plainly marques four my revue
>Miss steaks eye kin knot sea
>
>Eye strike a key and type a word
>Weather eye am wrong oar write
>It shows me strait a weigh
>
>As soon as a mist ache is maid
>It nose bee fore two long
>And eye can put the error rite
>Its rarely ever wrong
>
>Eye have run this poem threw it
>I am shore your pleased two no
>Its letter perfect in it's weigh
>My chequer tolled me sew
Bravo.
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Currently I am feeling warm towards moggies.
Kira Brown
kevin.dickerson{nospam}@btinternet.com wrote:
> Tools|Options.
>
> Click on the Compose tab, then under "Font Settings" select a
> proportional Font (ie Courier).
You mean a non-proportional font, YTC. Monospaced, even.
kira.