Whats the BEST number plate slogan
Craig
plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
Two of the best ones I've seen are
"Balls 2 Brains 0"
"Warp speed mr Zulu"
Craig 98 Vmax
Kill a Man you are a Assassin,
Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
Kill Everyone ..... you are GOD !
Dan Nitschke
>
> when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
> plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
> Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
> "Balls 2 Brains 0"
> "Warp speed mr Zulu"
How about: "I'd rather be riding."?
Should keep the average person occupied for a few
decades...
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>Craig wrote:
>>
>> when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>> plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>> Two of the best ones I've seen are
>>
>> "Balls 2 Brains 0"
>> "Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
>How about: "I'd rather be riding."?
>
>Should keep the average person occupied for a few
>decades...
>
>
>/* dan: The Anti-Ged, BOF #26, GAGARPHOF (tm) #1, LCDB (tm) #1 */
The slogan at the bottom of my number plate reads: "LIE-CAR FOUR-KING
ROCK-HIT"
The number plate is R1 6OES. Most people get the 'R1 GOES' bit, most
get the "LIE-CAR FOUR-KING ROCK-HIT" bit, but they never seem to put the
2 together! Oh well. *I* thought it was a good number plate & slogan.
Take it easy.
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PeteB
wrote:
>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
>Craig 98 Vmax
>
I quite like......
'My other toy has tits'
or.....
'If you can read this...I fucked up'
Cheers,
Pete ZZR1100
"Motorcyclists don't kill....They are killed"
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Mat Taberner
wrote:
>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
R1: "Top speed 170+. Please pass"
Harley: "Rider asleep. Overtake quietly"
Mat
James Wolstenholme
I like "Bye, Bye GTi"
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Molly Fletcher
> The number plate is R1 6OES. Most people get the 'R1 GOES' bit, most
> get the "LIE-CAR FOUR-KING ROCK-HIT" bit, but they never seem to put the
> 2 together! Oh well. *I* thought it was a good number plate & slogan.
Ohh Tacky!
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Simon Batey
<mathew....@lineone.net> writes
>On Fri, 18 Sep 1998 20:05:58 +0100, Craig <Cr...@badjuju.demon.co.uk>
>wrote:
>
>>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>>
>>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>>
>
>R1: "Top speed 170+. Please pass"
>Harley: "Rider asleep. Overtake quietly"
>
>Mat
"Body Bag under seat" was always my favorite......
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Ian Blakeley
<Cr...@badjuju.demon.co.uk> writes
>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
>
> Kill a Man you are a Assassin,
> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
> Kill Everyone ..... you are GOD !
(Apt seeing I'm a nurse)
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Neal Champion
>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
My plate is L 675 LFL - the slogan reads Life's for Living. Kinda
philosophical, but I like it
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Craig wrote in message ...
>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
>
> Kill a Man you are a Assassin,
> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
> Kill Everyone ..... you are GOD !
How about
"Hedge seeking missile"
or " My other violent slapper is at home"
John Malpass
Carnage wrote in message <6u3ann$kkf$1...@mendelevium.btinternet.com>...
>
>Craig wrote in message ...
>>when looking at other bikes I always look at the bottom of the number
>>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>>
>>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>>
>
>"Hedge seeking missile"
>or " My other violent slapper is at home"
>
Cool or what
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Windy
wrote:
>
> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
I used to be good at Conkers but not that damn good!
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>plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
>Two of the best ones I've seen are
>
>"Balls 2 Brains 0"
>"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
>
> Kill a Man you are a Assassin,
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Spudder
I got caught on a GATSO with
"Bye Bye GATSO see you in court" on my plate
The judge didn't like it and dished out 4 points & £120
for doin 65 in a 50
Trouble was the brake light was on and the rear wheel was
off the floor :-)
Spudder
"dont temp fate.........Taunt it"
midaztch@spam
<Spu...@giger.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>I got caught on a GATSO with
>
>"Bye Bye GATSO see you in court" on my plate
>
>The judge didn't like it and dished out 4 points & £120
>for doin 65 in a 50
>
>Trouble was the brake light was on and the rear wheel was
>off the floor :-)
>
Tsk tsk.....they don't like that, they don't...no sense of humour, the
Beak.
You'd like Illinois, USA (where they don't do a lot of speed traps).
When you get a new bike, you have to get a new 'plate. In the
meantime, they give you a paper copy to put in yer pocket until the
new, proper one arrives (I'm still waiting after 2 months) a bit
later. Sooooo...no cameras, no idiots telephoning your 'plate in from
their FUCKING STUPID mobile phones just because you went past them at
135mph. Mind you, the roads are dead straight. Everywhere :((((((
Therefore, its boring as shit at times.
Just can't see why the filth there are still spending so much to slow
everyone down with such fucking gorgeous roads. They need to come here
for a bit, they do.
regards
John T509
A fool may be known by six things: anger, without cause; speech, without
profit; change, without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in
a stranger, and mistaking foes for friends.
--Arabian Proverb
Antony Espindola
>
> or " My other violent slapper is at home"
I laughed out loud when seeing this on one of the bike club's TL1000!
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> >plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
> >Two of the best ones I've seen are
> >
> >"Balls 2 Brains 0"
> >"Warp speed mr Zulu"
>
> philosophical, but I like it
>
Or how about (seen, IIRC, in a magazine) "Don't bother. It's
a ZZR1100. You've already lost".
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>
> or " My other violent slapper is at home"
I've seen one sticker saying "Lost your cat? try looking under my tyres."
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Or "a woman's place is on my face ..." (as seen on a
dispatcher's helmet in London [1])
Give me 10 minutes head start will you, before letting the
dogs lose?
Ta. It's only fair after all.
[1] His crash helmet, obviously. [2]
[2] Well, it's fairly obvious.
Grandad Biker from Hell
>
> In article <FGXtgAAW...@badjuju.demon.co.uk>, Craig
> <Cr...@badjuju.demon.co.uk> writes
> >plate for good slogans. Some are crap like ZXR etc! some are excelent.
> >Two of the best ones I've seen are
> >
> >"Balls 2 Brains 0"
> >"Warp speed mr Zulu"
> >
> >
> > Kill a Man you are a Assassin,
> > Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
> > Kill Everyone ..... you are GOD !
> Best slogan I've seen (for sale ad) was a number plate - OBO 110 X
My slogans all read: "Hotter than Satan's Bollocks"
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Spudder wrote:
> I got caught on a GATSO with
>
> "Bye Bye GATSO see you in court" on my plate
"Still reading this - wait till I shift to second gear"
>
>
> The judge didn't like it and dished out 4 points & £120
> for doin 65 in a 50
>
> Trouble was the brake light was on and the rear wheel was
> off the floor :-)
>
> Spudder
>
> "dont temp fate.........Taunt it"
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Trevor Dennis
>Or "a woman's place is on my face ..." (as seen on a
>dispatcher's helmet in London [1])
There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
sitting on his face.
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Antony Espindola
>
> There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
> 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> sitting on his face.
At least he died with a smile on his face.
Good job that door's propped open.
Bastard Bear
>
> Bastard Bear writes
>
> >Or "a woman's place is on my face ..." (as seen on a
> >dispatcher's helmet in London [1])
>
> 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> sitting on his face.
>
Deliberately, or did he just peg out?
:-)
Mark Hitchin
Antony Espindola wrote:
> Trevor Dennis wrote:
> >
> > There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
> > 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> > sitting on his face.
>
I've had a few lucky escapes from that kind of situation..
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Bastard Bear
Simple safety suggestion from an old mate;
"Don't f*ck fat chicks".
Just a thought.
Andy C.
Bastard Bear wrote:
> Mark Hitchin wrote:
> >
> > Antony Espindola wrote:
> >
> > > Trevor Dennis wrote:
> > > >
> > > > There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
> > > > 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> > > > sitting on his face.
> > >
> >
> > I've had a few lucky escapes from that kind of situation..
> >
>
> Simple safety suggestion from an old mate;
> "Don't f*ck fat chicks".
Just slap their thighs and ride the ripples[1].
Original quote by Dave "Pig" Hastings sometime in June '91, Coventry. We
were in the pub at the time and ROTFLing. You should have seen the gal,
on second thoughts maybe not.
> Just a thought.
[1] dependant on the largeness of said lady, this extrapolates to :
waves, tsunamis, etc.
Antony Espindola
>
> Just slap their thighs and ride the ripples
Oh alright then:
Roll them in flour and look for the wet bit.
Phil & Sue Morris
Carnage wrote in message <6u3ann$kkf$1...@mendelevium.btinternet.com>...
>How about
>"Hedge seeking missile"
>or " My other violent slapper is at home"
Ha ha!
I'm seriously considering using this one on my FireStorm:
"More torque than 'er indoors"
Phil
VTR1000
Bath, UK
Neil Murray
> Antony Espindola wrote:
>
> > Trevor Dennis wrote:
> > >
> > > There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
> > > 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> > > sitting on his face.
> >
>
> I've had a few lucky escapes from that kind of situation..
>
I've had one fart when, er, in the position.
Thank Christ she didn't follow through, that's all I can say.
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Veggie Dave
>> Simple safety suggestion from an old mate;
>> "Don't f*ck fat chicks".
>
<sick joke>
How d'ya find a fat girls pussy?
Pull back the rolls of fat and when you smell shit, go back one
</sick joke>
Can someone open the door for me?
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Trevor Dennis
>Trevor Dennis wrote:
>> There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
>> 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
>> sitting on his face.
>Deliberately, or did he just peg out?
Murdered him. She found out he'd changed his will and
excluded her children in favor of those from his first
marriage. They were Arabic, judging by the names.
Simon Batey
Antony Espindola <A...@UseThis.ToMail.Horrible.Demon.co.uk> writes
>Andy C. wrote:
>>
>> Just slap their thighs and ride the ripples
>
>
>Roll them in flour and look for the wet bit.
>
It's easier to use a book mark....
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darsy
(Neil Murray) wrote:
>
>I've had one fart when, er, in the position.
>
>Thank Christ she didn't follow through, that's all I can say.
Some people pay good money for that, apparently.
One of the reasons I'm not a dentist.
--
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Bastard Bear
>
> Bastard Bear writes
> >Trevor Dennis wrote:
>
> >> There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
> >> 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
> >> sitting on his face.
>
> >Deliberately, or did he just peg out?
>
> Murdered him. She found out he'd changed his will and
> excluded her children in favor of those from his first
> marriage. They were Arabic, judging by the names.
>
I see.
The traditional Arabic divorce (just say "I divorce thee"
three times and away you go) would be a mite tricky with
one's gob full of wife's nether regions.
"mye mmuuffm mee, mye mmuuffm mee, mye mmuuffm mee" [1]
[1] And my "represent sexual sounds in the written form"
stuff is shite, too. Double sorry.
Mark Hitchin
darsy wrote:
I understood the glass coffee table bit, what's this dentist shit?
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>
> Andy C. <ACh...@madge.com> writes
> >> Simple safety suggestion from an old mate;
> >> "Don't f*ck fat chicks".
> >
> >Just slap their thighs and ride the ripples[1].
>
> <sick joke>
>
> How d'ya find a fat girls pussy?
>
> Pull back the rolls of fat and when you smell shit, go back one
>
> </sick joke>
>
> Can someone open the door for me?
No, but I'll get yer coat ;-)
>
> Veggie 'battered, broken 'n' bruised' Dave
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> Conservative MP Peter Luff
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> a tyrant and I declare them my enemy'
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>Bastard Bear writes
>>Trevor Dennis wrote:
>>> There was a news item on Cefax last night about a 30 stone
>>> 60 year old woman, who murdered her 84 year old husband by
>>> sitting on his face.
>>Deliberately, or did he just peg out?
>Murdered him. She found out he'd changed his will and
>excluded her children in favor of those from his first
>marriage. They were Arabic, judging by the names.
Close enough -- it was in Turkey from the account I saw.
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Antony Espindola
>
> I understood the glass coffee table bit, what's this dentist shit?
You have to pay extra for that ;-)
darsy
<Mark.H...@apg.philips.com> wrote:
>darsy wrote:
>
>> On Tue, 22 Sep 1998 18:34:43 +0100, neil.an...@btinternet.com
>> (Neil Murray) wrote:
>> >
>> >I've had one fart when, er, in the position.
>> >
>> >Thank Christ she didn't follow through, that's all I can say.
>>
>> Some people pay good money for that, apparently.
>>
>> One of the reasons I'm not a dentist.
>
Well, get a picture of the thing you're thinking about in your mind.
Now picture it *without* the glass coffee table. And with an open
mouth. Alternatively look up "coprophilia" in the dictionary.
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>
> Murdered him. She found out he'd changed his will and
> excluded her children in favor of those from his first
> marriage. They were Arabic, judging by the names.
>
Odd. Surely get him to change his will back first, *then* kill him...
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But don't bother with necrophillia.
It's dead boring.
NO!! NOT THE DOGS!! ANYTHING BUT THE CREAM BUN AND THE
HIGHLAND TERRIER!!.
P F Applewhite
> But don't bother with necrophillia.
> It's dead boring.
>
> NO!! NOT THE DOGS!! ANYTHING BUT THE CREAM BUN AND THE
> HIGHLAND TERRIER!!.
I used to be a necrophiliac until some c**t split on me!
heeeeeeeyyyyy thenkyoh!!!
Antony Espindola
>
> I used to be a necrophiliac until some c**t split on me!
It works best if you get it right!
"I used to be a necrophiliac until some *rotten* c#nt split on me!"
Hold the lift!
Ian Blakeley
<joh...@globalnet.loadsabeers.co.uk> writes
>darsy wrote:
>>
>> On Wed, 23 Sep 1998 09:48:23 GMT, Mark Hitchin
>> <Mark.H...@apg.philips.com> wrote:
>> >darsy wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Tue, 22 Sep 1998 18:34:43 +0100, neil.an...@btinternet.com
>> >> (Neil Murray) wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >I've had one fart when, er, in the position.
>> >> >
>> >> >Thank Christ she didn't follow through, that's all I can say.
>> >>
>> >> Some people pay good money for that, apparently.
>> >>
>> >> One of the reasons I'm not a dentist.
>> >
>> >I understood the glass coffee table bit, what's this dentist shit?
>>
>> Well, get a picture of the thing you're thinking about in your mind.
>> Now picture it *without* the glass coffee table. And with an open
>> mouth. Alternatively look up "coprophilia" in the dictionary.
>>
>
>It's dead boring.
>
>NO!! NOT THE DOGS!! ANYTHING BUT THE CREAM BUN AND THE
>HIGHLAND TERRIER!!.
Incest on the other hand is relatively boring!!
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>
>a mate of mine got pulled for a small No plate and got a producer.... the
>Leagle No plate had "Sorry officer not this time" on it..
>
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>Murdered him. She found out he'd changed his will and
>excluded her children in favor of those from his first
>marriage. They were Arabic, judging by the names.
>
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Trevor Dennis
>Craig wrote:
>> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
>I used to be good at Conkers but not that damn good!
I think that William used to soak his broadsword in vinegar.
Windy
<tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>Windy writes
>>Craig wrote:
>
>>> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
>
>>I used to be good at Conkers but not that damn good!
>
>I think that William used to soak his broadsword in vinegar.
Didn't that sting?
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Trevor Dennis
>On Fri, 25 Sep 1998 18:33:58 +0100, Trevor Dennis
><tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>Windy writes
>>>Craig wrote:
>>
>>>> Kill a Million men you are a Conquer,
>>
>>>I used to be good at Conkers but not that damn good!
>>
>>I think that William used to soak his broadsword in vinegar.
>
>Didn't that sting?
That'll be why he has such a 'strained' voice.
barry
>
I got bored with england so I jetted off to Cairo for a couple of hours
to listen to the radio.
barry
>
>Didn't that sting?
>
Trevor Dennis
>I got bored with england so I jetted off to Cairo for a couple of hours
>to listen to the radio.
If you go again, would you pop into Ali's kebab shop and
fetch me back a spicy camel buger with all the trimmings?
Ta
Trevor Dennis
>barry inadvisably said
>> got bored with england so I jetted off to Cairo for a
>> couple of hours to listen to the radio.
>He's *such* a jetsetter.
The aerodynamic hairstyle helps.
Trevor Dennis
>barry writes
>>tld said
>>>I think that William used to soak his broadsword in vinegar.
>>
>>Didn't that sting?
>>
>He said Broadsword, not Porksword.
So what do you think that Viagra's made of?
Windy
<tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>If you go again, would you pop into Ali's kebab shop and
>fetch me back a spicy camel buger with all the trimmings?
> ^^^^^
Is that "burger" or "bugger" Trev?
I'm never quite sure with you. ;o)
Windy
<tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>So what do you think that Viagra's made of?
Slugs and snails and puppy dogs' tails ...
Trevor Dennis
>Trevor Dennis wrote:
>>If you go again, would you pop into Ali's kebab shop and
>>fetch me back a spicy camel buger with all the trimmings?
>> ^^^^^
<spaces trimmed>
Do you use a non-proportional font yer daft newbie?
>Is that "burger" or "bugger" Trev?
>I'm never quite sure with you. ;o)
If I don't set up a few straight lines
etc. what would you find to talk about?
Andy McClelland
>On Fri, 25 Sep 1998 18:33:58 +0100, Trevor Dennis
><tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>I think that William used to soak his broadsword in vinegar.
>
>Didn't that sting?
No, that was Bilbo's sword.
... I'll get my cloak.
Trevor Dennis
Now that *is* a worthy coat joke.
barry
<tre...@tdennis.demon.co.uk> writes
>barry writes
>
>>I got bored with england so I jetted off to Cairo for a couple of hours
>>to listen to the radio.
>
>fetch me back a spicy camel buger with all the trimmings?
>
>
Funny tou should say that, I went in and ordered a camel burger but it
was near closing time and he didn't want to start a new camel for just
one kebab....sorry.