Who is Claire Swires
Champ
then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
Tailforth' in future
Champ
---------------------------------------------
-----Original Message-----
From: Arnell, Phil [mailto:Phil....@Brann.com]
Sent: 13 December 2000 15:52
To: 'Stephen...@eXchange.co.uk'
Subject: FW: Who is Claire Swires?
seen this?
-----Original Message-----
From: Wilkinson, Tim
Sent: 13 December 2000 15:21
To: Bristol DBA's
Subject: FW: Who is Claire Swires?
Start at the bottom - the joke is not the joke
-----Original Message-----
From: Richar...@meridian-vat.com
[mailto:Richar...@meridian-vat.com]
Sent: 13 December 2000 13:48
To: aco...@hotmail.com; do...@psychosys.net; Kevin...@Hotmail.com;
M.Sch...@thompsonhenry.co.uk; beige...@hotmail.com;
paul....@reed.co.uk; pvane...@yahoo.com; wes...@globalnet.co.uk;
Tim.Wi...@brann.com; to...@oxfordcc.co.uk; uspang...@aagon.com;
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DocumentProd...@reed.co.uk; nuttyb...@yahoo.co.uk;
susa...@postmaster.co.uk; tanu...@hotmail.com
Cc: Steve_Ho...@meridian-vat.com; Lauren...@meridian-vat.com;
Tara_...@meridian-vat.com
Subject: Who is Claire Swire?
Richard Haye
Direct ph. +44 (0) 20 7644 6212
Fax +44 (0) 20 7431 8675
----- Forwarded by Richard Haye/Europe/PRG on 13/12/2000 13:49 -----
"Tony Patman"
<tony@oxfordc To: "Tim Wilkinson"
c.co.uk> <Tim.Wi...@brann.com>,
"Tanya Bray"
<TRJ...@hotmail.com>, "Sun
Young Park [IES]"
13/12/2000 <S.P...@lmu.ac.uk>, "Sue
Knight"
00:30 <tsuna...@hotmail.com>,
"Steve Hall"
<theba...@compuserve.com>,
"Sheila Creavey"
<sheila_...@hotmail.com>,
"Shaun Hazelhurst"
<shaunha...@excite.com>,
"Sam Williams"
<sa...@fetchmail.com>,
"Rowland Willetts"
<row...@oxfordcc.co.uk>,
"Rob Blackie"
<blac...@parliament.uk>,
"Richard_Haye@meridian-vat.
com"
<Richar...@meridian-vat.com>, "Paul Anderson"
<Paul.A...@orbis-tech.co.uk>, "Paddi"
<pat...@oxfordcc.co.uk>,
"Nigel Ford"
<nigel...@aon.co.uk>,
"Nathan Byers"
<nat...@oxfordcc.co.uk>,
"Matthew Williams"
<matt...@hway.co.uk>, "Mark
Lindridge"
<Ma...@HPTBrandresponse.co.uk>, "Lynne Templeton"
<beautyo...@yahoo.com>,
"Keith Fisher"
<ke...@flyingfish.org.uk>,
"Julian York"
<yor...@puntersouthall.com>,
"Julia Savage"
<julia...@hotmail.com>,
"John Bryden"
<john....@oxfordcc.co.uk>,
"Jeremy Hill"
<jerem...@psy.ox.ac.uk>,
"James Greig"
<ja...@oxfordcc.co.uk>,
"Hannah Fisher"
<h...@totalise.co.uk>, "Gareth
Coleman"
<gar...@sublime.org>, "Fay
Hughes"
<fayh...@hotmail.com>,
"Elinor Ni Chathain"
<elin...@hotmail.com>,
"Eleanor Ackland"
<elly.a...@computing-services.oxford.ac.uk>,
"Claire Lindridge"
<claire.L...@deloitte.co.uk>, "Chris
Edwards"
<chris....@henderson.com>, "Caroline
Snashall"
<c_sna...@hotmail.com>, "Bob Smith"
<net...@btinternet.com>,
"Anne Elkins"
<annee...@yahoo.com>,
"Andrew Sentinella"
<senti...@compuserve.com>,
"Alan Lamprell"
<a...@chelsfieldpark10.freeserve.co.uk>
cc:
Subject: Who is Claire
Swire?
Oh my God, this is what chain emails should be about: we all hate
them,
and this is not really one, but read it from the bottom up and you'll
get
the idea...believe me, it is worth it...
-----Original Message-----
From: Kamla Patel [mailto:Kamla...@nice.nhs.uk]
Sent: 13 December 2000 11:54
To: Claudia Baumann (E-mail); Adrian Jarvis (E-mail); Clare Mullen
(E-mail); Emma Mullen (E-mail); Helen Mullen (E-mail); Jane
Crombleholme
(E-mail); Janine May (E-mail); Joanne Kerr (E-mail); Michael R
Earnshaw
(E-mail); Natalie Lawton (E-mail); Paul Frederick Lilley (E-mail);
Peter
Mullen (E-mail); Richard Nabb (E-mail); Stephanie Mullen (E-mail);
Ben
Carvel (E-mail); Hywel Pratley (E-mail); Jude Reynolds (E-mail);
Vincent
Cheung (E-mail); Antony Douglas (E-mail); Bex Hampson (E-mail); G M
Junior
(E-mail); Kirsti Bartlett (E-mail); Lindsey Butterworth (E-mail);
Mark
Thirlway (E-mail); Oriana Dwight (E-mail); Patrick Pineda-Villegas
(E-mail); Sally Salmon (E-mail); Sarah Austin (E-mail); Siobhan
Woodgate
(E-mail); Toby Gill (E-mail); Tommy Powell (E-mail); Tony Patman
(E-mail);
Warren Smith (E-mail); Chris Rayner (E-mail); Martin Glenn (E-mail);
Michael Deighan (E-mail); Nick Clifford (E-mail); Rich Reynolds
(E-mail)
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
This is so funny. I wonder who she is? Perhaps we ought to alert
the
media - Bex/Sarah/Chris - maybe you guys can help.
Claudia, add Germany to the worldwide search.
-----Original Message-----
From: Lucy Betterton
Sent: Wednesday, December 13, 2000 9:54 AM
To: Amy Betterton (E-mail); Julian Dailly (J.) (E-mail); Matt Butler
(E-mail); Oliver Skelton (E-mail); Sjanneke Essame (E-mail); Spencer
Hurley (E-mail); Tim Readings (E-mail); Kamla Patel; Kathleen Dalby;
Kylie
Thompson; Gail Combes (E-mail); Paul PBJ SSI-GREN O'Sullivan (E-mail);
Chris Rodgers (E-mail)
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
This is a little cruel, but quite funny. You need to start at the
bottom
and then read up - poor Claire! I love the way her boyfriend (no
doubt ex
now) has immediately passed her complement on to his mates, one of
which is
called Tarbuck! Let it be a warning to all of us.
Those of you with international connections - join in the world wide
search!
-----Original Message-----
From: SPar...@milbank.com [mailto:SPar...@milbank.com]
Sent: 12 December 2000 16:47
To: alim....@victimsupport.org.uk; da...@365.co.uk;
lucy.be...@nice.nhs.uk; nabeela...@KPNQwest.com;
naseem.h...@bbc.co.uk; n_su...@yahoo.co.uk; rhar...@hhnt.org;
saiqah...@ac.com; sandip...@prusec.com; sbm...@yahoo.com;
zaheer....@cwcom.co.uk
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
the power of email!! Read from bottom to top!
-----Original Message-----
From: Jaimin...@symbian.com [SMTP:Jaimin...@symbian.com]
Sent: Tuesday, December 12, 2000 4:07 PM
To: anil.b...@jci.com; Karin...@symbian.com;
Angela....@symbian.com; SPar...@milbank.com;
anap...@nortelnetworks.com; sol...@bp.com;
Roy.Th...@symbian.com;
Nital...@symbian.com; Zareen...@symbian.com
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
This is amusing, read from bottom up................
----- Forwarded by Jaimin Patel/UK/Symbian on 12/12/2000 03:52 PM
-----
"Hetal Patel"
<Hetal.Patel@c To:
jaimin...@symbian.com
outts.com> cc:
Subject: FW: Do you
know
Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
12/12/2000
03:42 PM
Start at the bottom, and work your way up . .
---------------------- Forwarded by Hetal Patel/Banking/Coutts on
12/12/2000 15:37 ---------------------------
Michael Norfolk
12/12/2000 15:27
abcd
To: Hetal Patel/Banking/Coutts@Coutts
cc:
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
This is what we were chuckling about!!
---------------------- Forwarded by Michael Norfolk/Banking/Coutts on
12/12/2000 15:26 ---------------------------
lisa.x....@sb.com on 11/12/2000 12:34:39
To: Margot....@justice.govt.nz, rossm...@hotmail.com,
donna....@greyeu.com, scott.b...@barclays.co.uk,
Charlot...@halifax.co.uk, lee_...@excite.com,
andrea....@camden.gov.uk, Kirsten....@ccc.govt.nz,
Michael
Norfolk/Banking/Coutts, Charlot...@halifax.co.uk,
ar...@upclondon.com, karl.v.up...@bt.com
cc:
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Swire at Norton Rose?
Oh dear, couldn't resist forwarding this - poor Claire is going to be
a
bit
embarrassed when she finds out how far this personal correspondence
has
travelled .... scroll to the very bottom and then read upwards.
---------------------- Forwarded by Lisa X Williams/NHC/Corp/SB_PLC
on
11/12/2000 12:28 ---------------------------
"Begley, Sonja" <Begley...@mtvne.com> on 11/12/2000 11:50:46
To: Lisa X Williams/NHC/Corp/SB_PLC@SB,
"'Jason....@CliffordChance.com'"
<Jason....@CliffordChance.com>, "Chatten, Zoe"
<Chatt...@mtvne.com>
cc:
Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
Read the joke at the bottom and then move up........
> ----------
> From: marcus...@lason.co.uk[SMTP:marcus...@lason.co.uk]
> Sent: 11 December 2000 10:40
> To: ki...@city-and-guilds.co.uk; kirs...@hotmail.com;
> Begley...@mtvne.com
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
>
> ----------
> From: Marcus Gordon
> Sent: 11 December 2000 10:38
> To: 'Timothy Stephens'; Marcus Gordon; 'Alex Kuchciak'; 'Emily
Pearce';
> 'adam.j...@linklaters.com'
> Subject: RE: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
> the poor girl!! However she is going to be very, very, very popular in a
> short while.
>
> Imagine the best man's wedding speech though.
>
>
> ----------
> From: Jackson, Adam[SMTP:adam.j...@linklaters.com]
> Sent: 11 December 2000 10:26
> To: 'Timothy Stephens'; 'marcus...@lason.co.uk'; 'Alex
Kuchciak';
> 'Emily Pearce'
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
> This is so brilliant I just about died. I think we should see if people
> in
> NZ want to take up the global search. Start from the bottom and work
up.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Mitra, Chasham
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 10:18 AM
> To: Mudhar, Herbie; Nazer, Samrad; Arora, Angeli; Patel, Nilesh; Bostan,
> Haqeeq; French, Josephine; Doherty, Caron; Jordan, Cynthia; Jackson,
> Adam; Alana (E-mail); Anshul (E-mail); Arezu (E-mail); Conor (E-mail);
> Foy (E-mail); Katherine (E-mail); Laure (E-mail); Look (E-mail); Louise
> (E-mail); Lucy (E-mail); Manish (E-mail); Maree (E-mail); Onur (E-mail);
> Phung (E-mail); Piusha (E-mail); Raj (E-mail); Raman (E-mail); Shakil
> (E-mail); Shaks (E-mail); Sian (E-mail)
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Burden, Sophie
> Sent: Monday, December 11, 2000 9:36 AM
> To: Harry (E-mail); Iain Wagstaff (E-mail); Martin, David (London G47);
> Costa-D'sa, David; Reynolds, David; Freeston, Christopher; Mitra,
> Chasham
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
> I suppose this ought to go to some more lawyers...
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Collier, Damian
> Sent: 11 December 2000 09:27
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
> A classic, I think you'll agree. Start at bottom and work up.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Sanichara, Dhanesh
> Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 6:05 PM
> To: Thoiss, Andrea; Lewis, Rachel; Eisinger, Dominique; Kassam, Azim;
> Henthorn, Simon; Park, Sun-Hee; Ng, Justin; Hawkins, Richard; Collier,
> Damian; Denise, Anne
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
> I'm SURE that this must be doing the rounds in London, but I had to
> forward
> it just in case you haven't seen it- this is legendary! Read from the
> bottom
> up. Love the line about L'Oreal!!!
> Have good weekends people
> D
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Stephens, Christopher
> Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 12:51 PM
> To: Sanichara, Dhanesh; Slater, Karen
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
> Read from the bottom e-mail up - class
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: STURGEON, Matthew [mailto:matthew....@freshfields.com]
> Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 12:43 PM
> To: Alanna (E-mail); Angel (E-mail); Ashrafa Khanbhai (E-mail); Ceinwen
> (E-mail); Chris (E-mail); Chris J (E-mail); Claire (E-mail); ClareS
> (E-mail); Darran (E-mail); Didge (E-mail); Duncan (E-mail); Etelka
> (E-mail); Guy Narburgh (E-mail); Disco (E-mail); Humbert Mozzi (E-mail);
> Janan (E-mail); Mark Jephcott (E-mail); Kirsten (E-mail); Kit (E-mail);
> Lara (E-mail); Nick Lee (E-mail); Charles Elgood (E-mail); Monique
> Cheung (E-mail); Monster (E-mail); Linda Murphy (E-mail); Riaz (E-mail);
> Sannam Majidi (E-mail); Shan (E-mail); Shazza (E-mail); Sima Vaziri
> (E-mail); Tori (E-mail); Anna Vlitas (E-mail); Willem Voet (E-mail);
> Vicki (E-mail)
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
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>
>
> I must add my comments to the annals of the internet. Finding them very
> hard
> to spit out tho' . Ho ho. If you know this girl, you must let her know.
> It's time this thing went global, so have a fine weekend, be you in
> Canada,
> Hong Kong, the US, or even Bristol.
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: BACHOUR, Rafique
> Sent: 08 December 2000 17:29
> To: BRIGGS, Jocelyn; STURGEON, Matthew; ROWLAND-CLARK, Rupert; SHIMMIN,
> Sarah
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
> this is excellent. read the first email below and work your way up.
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: KENT, Robert
> Sent: 08 December 2000 17:23
> To: BACHOUR, Rafique
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: HUI, Bridget
> Sent: 08 December 2000 17:12
> To: GABBERT, Dale; MASON, Hilary; TOLPUTT, Lucy; LESLIE, George; KENT,
> Robert; SKINNER, Simon
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Pamel...@AllenOvery.com [mailto:Pamel...@AllenOvery.com]
> Sent: 08 December 2000 17:11
> To: BH...@freshfields.com; amee...@simmons-simmons.com;
> friday....@syan.co.uk
> Subject: FW: Do you know Claire Squires at Norton Rose?
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: MacEwen, Chloe [mailto:Chloe....@herbertsmith.com]
> Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 4:46 PM
> To: Philippa Dodd (E-mail); Leonard Fung (E-mail); Matthew Jordan
> (E-mail); Sheila Tormey (E-mail); Finola Kerrigan (E-mail); James
> Howells (E-mail 2); John Scott (E-mail); Katie Woolley (E-mail); Marion
> Colombani (E-mail); Pamela Iyer (E-mail); Piergiorgio Pepe (E-mail);
> Sebastian Rice (E-mail)
> Subject: FW:
>
>
> oh dear, this is the latest grim email to do the rounds, but i couldn't
> resist forwarding it. one of the lawyers in our midst must know this
> person...
>
>
> Watch what you confess in your e-mails. Scroll down read the joke
> followed
> by "Claire Swires'" frank confession (which is now being thrown all over
> the
> information super-highway). Anyone ever heard of her?
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Nick Jefferson
> Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38
> To: Nicholas Attwell; James Trafford; Ian Warner; Jonathan Parry; Martin
> Bavinton
> Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires?
>
>
>
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Paul Armstrong
> Sent: 08 December 2000 15:38
> To: Frank Thianer; Sofia de Meyer; Bradley Kidd; Nick Jefferson
> Subject: FW: Where is Claire Squires?
>
>
>
> Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfortunate response from
> claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Paul Hinton [mailto:paul....@bbc.co.uk]
> Sent: 08 December 2000 14:12
> To: 'Erik....@Ashursts.com'; 'Tony_...@bdo.co.uk';
> 'russ...@aol.com'
> Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
>
>
> Read the jokes and then scroll up to see the unfoirtunate response from
> claire swires and begin the hunt to return the Email to it's owner
>
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Poole, Charlotte [SMTP:C...@ffwlaw.com]
> > Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 2:09 PM
> > To: Secondment - Paul Hinton
> > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> >
> >
> > amusing scroll down
> > -----Original Message-----
> > From: Malhotra, Samidha [mailto:samidha....@csfb.com]
> > Sent: Friday, December 08, 2000 1:55 PM
> > To: Hudson, Toby; 'c...@ffwlaw.com'; 'sop...@foresight.co.uk';
> > 'marie...@butterworths.com';
'louise.bu...@simmon-simmons.com';
> > 'stephen...@sb.com'; 'rachel....@simmons-simmons.com';
> > 'sarah....@entranet.co.uk'
> > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> >
> >
> > I know its mean, but v funny...poor girl!!
> >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: David...@cliffordchance.com
> > [SMTP:David...@cliffordchance.com]
> > > Sent: 08 December 2000 11:26
> > > To: awj...@hotmail.com; atif....@gb.unisys.com;
> > > cwarren...@trowers.com; fiona....@sjberwin.com;
> > > R.Cr...@battens.co.uk; SAdat...@aol.com;
samidha....@csfb.com;
> > > Tim.C...@cliffordchance.com; Susan.Bl...@cliffordchance.com
> > > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > scroll - the jokes are at the very bottom, but the real value is the
> > > e-mails
> > > from Ms. Swire a bit further up
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com
> > > [mailto:Nicholas....@AllenOvery.com]
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 17:22
> > > To: David.D...@AllenOvery.com; Ro...@CHSHEFF-TR.TRENT.NHS.UK;
> > > david...@cliffordchance.com; garcia...@jpmorgan.com;
> > > Round...@yahoo.com; George....@AllenOvery.com;
> > > james....@artscouncil.org.uk; rty...@huon.net;
> P...@d4-design.co.uk;
> > > stephf...@hotmail.com; Stephen...@Commerzbank.co.uk
> > > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > This is good.
> > > It's Loreal, but I'm worth it
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Marshall, Joanna (TR)
> > > Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:16 PM
> > > To: Williams, Tom; Whitelock, Ben; Raman, Krishna; Strang, Emma;
> > > Bennett, Clare: (NY); Klimes, Adam: (PG); Ainger, Luke: (BR);
Turrell,
> > > Ben:ICM (PA); Cantwell, Sarah; Jones, Bronwen; Perinparaja,
Anjali:LT
> > > (LN); Bower, Nicholas:PG (LN); Coddington, Nicholas: (WR); Daykin,
> > > Susie: (BD); Haddon, Imogen (ML); Manisty, Victoria: (RM); Watson,
> > > Davina
> > > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > This has apparently been going round Norton Rose. Very funny!
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Ferri, David [mailto:fer...@nortonrose.com]
> > > Sent: Thursday, December 07, 2000 6:07 PM
> > > To: 'nick scouser'; 'nick roth'; 'alex'; 'rick'; 'joanna'; 'bec';
> > > 'crispin'
> > > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > one of the best emails i've seen in yonks!!
> > > HUNT HER DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Falkner, Claire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 19:56
> > > To: Hames, Joel; Ferri, David; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert;
> Walker,
> > > Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > and she just doesn't look like that type of girl - you can't trust
> > anyone,
> > > can you?
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Hames, Joel
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:55
> > > To: Ferri, David; Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver,
Robert;
> > > Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >
>
http://www.google.com/search?q=cache:community.icollector.com/++%22claire+
> > > sw
> > > ire%22&hl=en
> > > found her
>
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Ferri, David
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:50
> > > To: Falkner, Claire; Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel;
> > > Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Newby, Chris; Moss,
> Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > what a top lass
> > >
> > > let's start a campaign to find her
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Falkner, Claire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 19:35
> > > To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven;
> > > Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > just found the same thing - still, how many swires are there in this
> > city?
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Drummond, Edward
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:34
> > > To: Falkner, Claire; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven;
> > > Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > she isn't NR actually now I've looked for her name on internal
> > directory.
> > > So
> > > we don't know her email address.
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Falkner, Claire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:33
> > > To: Drummond, Edward; Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven;
> > > Murray, Grant; Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss,
Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > has anyone else been tempted to forward this back to her?
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Drummond, Edward
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31
> > > To: Driver, Robert; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant;
> Knight,
> > > Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > they are all NR
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Driver, Robert
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:31
> > > To: Drummond, Edward; Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant;
> > > Knight, Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire
> > > Subject: RE: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > who are these people? do they work at NR
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Drummond, Edward
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:28
> > > To: Hames, Joel; Walker, Steven; Murray, Grant; Driver, Robert;
> Knight,
> > > Peter; Ferri, David; Newby, Chris; Moss, Jason
> > > Cc: Banner, Heather; Boxer, Sonya; Williamson, Emma; Falkner, Claire
> > > Subject: FW: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > beggars belief. I feel honour bound to circulate this.
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Chait, Bradley
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:25
> > > To: Tarbuck, Andrew; Caffarate, Nick; Townsend, Nathan; McDougall,
> > > Jamie; Davies, Stuart; Drummond, Edward
> > > Subject: "yours was yum"
> > >
> > >
> > > now THAT'S a nice compliment from a lass, isn't it?
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Claire Swire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:12
> > > To: Chait, Bradley
> > > Subject: RE:
> > >
> > >
> > > I hadn't swallowed for years but yours was yum and very good for me
> too!
> > > Apparently it's very good conditioner for your hair too...getting a
> > funny
> > > picture in my head, giggling out loud and now having to explain to
> Dave
> > > what's so funny!
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com]
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:10
> > > To: 'Claire Swire'
> > > Subject: RE:
> > >
> > >
> > > Not ALL the time I hope
> > >
> > > (or so you would have me believe)
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Claire Swire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:07
> > > To: Chait, Bradley
> > > Subject: RE:
> > >
> > >
> > > lucky I swallow so that wont be happening to me!
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Chait, Bradley [mailto:cha...@nortonrose.com]
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 16:06
> > > To: 'Claire Swire'
> > > Subject: RE:
> > >
> > >
> > > cute
> > >
> > > -----Original Message-----
> > > From: Claire Swire
> > > Sent: 07 December 2000 15:53
> > > To: Adrian James (E-mail); Benny Shipley (E-mail); Chait, Bradley;
> > > Caroline
> > > Scotson (E-mail); Chris May (E-mail); Ellie Thorneycroft (E-mail);
> Mark
> > de
> > > st croix (E-mail); Matt Metos (E-mail); Pete Kenyon (E-mail); Toby
> > Clarke
> > > (E-mail)
> > > Subject:
>
> > >
> > >
> > > A guy walks into a sperm donor bank wearing a ski mask and holding a
> > gun.
> > > He
> > > goes up to the nurse and demands her to open the sperm bank
> > > vault. She says "But sir, its just a sperm bank!", "I don't care,
open
> > it
> > > now!!!" he replies. So she opens the door to the vault and inside
are
> > all
> > > the
> > > sperm samples. The guy says "Take one of those sperm samples and
drink
> > > it!",
> > > she looks at him "BUT, they are sperm samples???" , "DO IT!".
> > > So the nurse sucks it back. "That one there, drink that one as
well.",
> > so
> > > the nurse drinks that one as well. Finally after 4 samples the man
> takes
> > > off
> > > his ski mask and says, "See honey - its not that hard."
> > >
> > > ------------------------------------------
> > >
Kiran Soar
Champ <ch...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
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<snip 29KB of cum swallowing>
I haven't read it again but it's an email that's been doing the rounds
across all of the city law firms this week.
No idea who she but I gather she works for Norton Rose, or well at least her
boyfriend does/did(!).
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Kira Brown
Champ <ch...@ukrm.org> writes:
> Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> Tailforth' in future
The Register says it's fake.
kira.
Kiran Soar
Kiran Soar <ki...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
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>
> Champ <ch...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
> news:jh8f3tgpqccj29q3k...@4ax.com...
>
> <snip 29KB of cum swallowing>
>
> I haven't read it again but it's an email that's been doing the rounds
> across all of the city law firms this week.
>
> No idea who she but I gather she works for Norton Rose, or well at least
her
> boyfriend does/did(!).
>
I forgot to say that I have heard it is genuine and the people involved are
being spoken to by the senior partners in their firms - all hearsay though.
Rob Dymond
wrote:
It sounded hard to swallow..
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Ben Sales
>Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
>then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
>myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
>Tailforth' in future
heheh
That's cool. I wonder if she ever found out about the emails about
her?
Obukrm. Can we use that as an example to f*ckwits as to why
top-posting is bad?
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Kiran Soar
Ben Sales <benGET_RID_...@ukrm.org> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 16:23:48 +0000, Champ <ch...@ukrm.org> wrote:
>
> >Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> >then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> >myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> >Tailforth' in future
>
> heheh
>
> That's cool. I wonder if she ever found out about the emails about
> her?
>
darsy
>Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
>then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
>myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
>Tailforth' in f
>uture
It's a wind-up - the bloke involved was set up by new coworkers in his
first day or so at a new lawfirm - see www.theregister.co.uk et al.
for details.
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BRC
Rob Dymond <rob.dymon...@virgin.net> wrote in message
news:oe9f3tc1iia1meo04...@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 16:18:45 +0000, ki...@linuxgrrls.org (Kira Brown)
> wrote:
>
> >In article <jh8f3tgpqccj29q3k...@4ax.com>,
> > Champ <ch...@ukrm.org> writes:
> >> Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> >> then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> >> myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> >> Tailforth' in future
> >
> >The Register says it's fake.
>
> It sounded hard to swallow..
*snigger*
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Champ
Are Norton Rose a City Law firm, then?
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zym...@technologist.com
> (Kira Brown) wrote:
> > Champ writes:
> > Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the
bottom,
> > then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> > myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> > Tailforth' in future
>
> The Register says it's fake.
Oh well, at least Champ's given the spam harvesters a shed load of new
e-mail addresses :-( ;-)
P.
Sent via Deja.com
http://www.deja.com/
Kiran Soar
> "Kiran Soar" <ki...@ukrm.org> ejaculated :
>
> >
> >I forgot to say that I have heard it is genuine and the people involved
are
> >being spoken to by the senior partners in their firms - all hearsay
though.
>
> Are Norton Rose a City Law firm, then?
Yep - fairly large - in the top 10 UK.
From what I know, even though it may have been a hoax, NR partners are not
impressed with their name being slung around the city in this way -
understandable I suppose given the amounts they spend on advertising - funny
for the rest of us though!!!
darsy
wrote:
>From what I know, even though it may have been a hoax, NR partners are not
>impressed with their name being slung around the city in this way -
>understandable I suppose given the amounts they spend on advertising - funny
>for the rest of us though!!!
I'm thinking about registering ClaireSwires.com for my new viral
marketing consultancy.
C.O.Jones
>
> I forgot to say that I have heard it is genuine and the people involved are
> being spoken to by the senior partners in their firms - all hearsay though.
>
There is a prominent press release on the Norton Rose website about
email abuse so maybe there is something in it?
See: http://www.nortonrose.com/email%20_abuse.htm
Ernest
Cane
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>
> I'm thinking about registering ClaireSwires.com for my new viral
> marketing consultancy.
And I'm registering my interest as a major backer ;-)
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Ivan Reid
wrote in <3o9f3ts6cad5sjpea...@4ax.com>:
>>Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
>>then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
>>myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
>>Tailforth' in future
>It's a wind-up - the bloke involved was set up by new coworkers in his
>first day or so at a new lawfirm - see www.theregister.co.uk et al.
>for details.
Anyone got an exact URL for it? I can't see it at theregister
(perhaps because my fonts are still screwed up. Grr...). There seemed
to be a story about it in The Metro this morning, but there were no
copies left by the time I got to Euston this morning.
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AndrewR
news:slrn93h8n...@ax9.hep.ucl.ac.uk...
> On Wed, 13 Dec 2000 16:43:55 +0000, darsy <da...@sticky.net>
> wrote in <3o9f3ts6cad5sjpea...@4ax.com>:
>
> >>Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> >>then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> >>myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> >>Tailforth' in future
>
> >It's a wind-up - the bloke involved was set up by new coworkers in his
> >first day or so at a new lawfirm - see www.theregister.co.uk et al.
> >for details.
>
> Anyone got an exact URL for it? I can't see it at theregister
> (perhaps because my fonts are still screwed up. Grr...). There seemed
> to be a story about it in The Metro this morning, but there were no
> copies left by the time I got to Euston this morning.
The full story is now on Snopes;
http://www.snopes.com/sex/tattled/swire.htm
HTH,
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StevenM
> Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> Tailforth' in future
>
Not many C. Swires on phone disk and only one in Essex so I'd put my money
on that one.
The email addresses that this has passed through makes very interesting
reading. I can see two senior managers at the place I am currently working
half way down the list.
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If only they knew how to trim headers and sigs...
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Ivan Reid
wrote in <91a9di$824$1...@lure.pipex.net>:
>Not many C. Swires on phone disk and only one in Essex so I'd put my money
>on that one.
But it's "Swire" -- no 's'.
TossPot
>
> Anyone else seen this? Start at the very average joke at the bottom,
> then read back up. Is this genuine, or an artfully crafted urban
> myth? Will we refering to a 'Claire Swires' instead of a 'Gillian
> Tailforth' in future
>
> Champ
Fuuuccckkkk! This one is going to get worse than the Revocation of
Independence one. And we all know how tiresome that got. BTW, UM for
my vote.
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<Snippity snip>
> Fuuuccckkkk! This one is going to get worse than the Revocation of
> Independence one. And we all know how tiresome that got. BTW, UM for
> my vote.
It is according to the Urban Legends reference page (I posted a link
elsewhere in this thread).
The "boyfriend" of Claire is a real person, but he doesn't know a Claire
Swires nor does he know who started the thread.
zym...@technologist.com
> "AndrewR" wrote:
> TossPot wrote in message
>
> <Snippity snip>
>
> > Fuuuccckkkk! This one is going to get worse than the Revocation of
> > Independence one. And we all know how tiresome that got. BTW, UM
for
> > my vote.
>
> It is according to the Urban Legends reference page (I posted a link
> elsewhere in this thread).
>
> The "boyfriend" of Claire is a real person, but he doesn't know a
Claire
> Swires nor does he know who started the thread.
Hmm, there's also a 'press release' on the www.nortonrose.com site :-)
Andy Wegg
zymurgy wrote:
>
>
> Hmm, there's also a 'press release' on the www.nortonrose.com site :-)
>
> P.
And an article on the front page of today's Daily Telegraph no less...
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"Andy Wegg" <andre...@my-deja.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> zymurgy wrote:
> >
> >
> > Hmm, there's also a 'press release' on the www.nortonrose.com site :-)
> >
> > P.
>
> And an article on the front page of today's Daily Telegraph no less...
>
>
> --
> Andy 'Blagger' Wegg
> Why be difficult when with a bit more effort you can be
> impossible?
> ZX6R-G1/DR350SE(missing)/T100R
> www.Race24.com
> www.phaseone.co.uk
I was sent this this morning.
...thought you might be interested in this story from
ComputerWeekly.com - http://www.computerweekly.co.uk/
Forty suspended over lewd email
Forty one members of staff at Royal & Sun Alliance have been suspended
after an e-mail containing a lewd spoof of cartoon character Bart Simpson
was circulated around the insurance company's Liverpool offices.
The move comes after a lengthy internal investigation into a non-work
related e-mail that was received by a company director. It is thought
that up to 100 staff from the administration and finance departments may
have been involved in the doctored picture attached to an e-mail.
A spokesman for Royal & Sun Alliance confirmed that staff had been
suspended for breaching company guidelines on "misuse of the Internet",
but would not confirm the exact nature of the e-mail.
The suspensions come only days after a woman's salacious e-mail to her
boyfriend ended up being read by millions around the world, resulting in
disciplinary proceedings for lawyers at City law firm Norton Rose where he
works.
The fate of lawyer Bradley Chait, and his six colleagues to whom he
forwarded girlfriend Claire Swire's message, is expected to be decided
this week.
These are the latest in a series of high profile e-mail related
indiscretions, including cases where staff at Cable and Wireless, Orange
and the White House have been suspended and in some cases dismissed.
zym...@technologist.com
> "An Irish Biker" wrote:
> > "Andy Wegg" wrote in message
> > > zymurgy wrote:
> > >
> > > Hmm, there's also a 'press release' on the www.nortonrose.com site
:-)
> >
less...
> >
>
>
> ...thought you might be interested in this story from
>
> ComputerWeekly.com - http://www.computerweekly.co.uk/
>
> Forty suspended over lewd email
>
> Forty one members of staff at Royal & Sun Alliance have been suspended
> after an e-mail containing a lewd spoof of cartoon character Bart
> Simpson was circulated around the insurance company's Liverpool
> offices.
It said in the Super Soaraway today that the cartoon was accidentally
sent to one of the directors.
Which would do it .... ;-)
Their e-mail dist list is crap though. I saw the 'Barts 1st bl0w j0b'
about 3 months ago ...
Cheers,
Paul.