For those that know what I'm talking about ...
Windy
that everything's fine.
After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
"thank fuck for that" from me.
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>
> Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
>
> >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> >that everything's fine.
> >
> >After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> >"thank fuck for that" from me.
>
> to hear.
>
AOL
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BigJ
>Ben Blaney wrote:
>>
>> Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
>>
>> >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>> >that everything's fine.
>> >
>> >After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>> >"thank fuck for that" from me.
>>
>> No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
>> to hear.
>>
>AOL
AOL indeed
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Taz
>>No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
>>to hear.
>>
>>
> AOL
Absolutely.
Whatever it was, I'm glad to hear it's OK now.
G.
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wrote:
>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
well, I don't know, but good show, all the same.
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Platypus
>
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 08:53:46 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
> wrote:
>
> >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> >that everything's fine.
>
> well, I don't know, but good show, all the same.
What he said.
Platypus
Mark Derbyshire
> ... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> that everything's fine.
>
Glad to hear that whatever had you worried, worries you no more :0)
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Pip
news:vt7grt4jtdohp38ak...@4ax.com...
> ... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> that everything's fine.
>
> After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
" "(tm)
That'll be me speechless in the best possible way, that will. I'm so
pleased for you Windy. Made up, as it were. That'll be a couple of bottles
of the best red that Tesco can supply and F'n'C in the very near future
then - in the form of a small celebration, as it were ...
By the way, I had to laugh when I got to Bear's the other night - next to
the array of bikes parked on the corner of the pavement was an old vacuum
cleaner that somebody had left out to be scavenged. I looked at it as I
dismounted and thought "I didn't know Windy was coming".
You delight me, Windy. Let's hope this is the start of an outbreak of good
news for all our readers - f*ck knows, we could use some.
By the way, I had to laugh when I got to Bear's the other night - next to
the array of bikes parked on the corner of the pavement was an old vacuum
cleaner that somebody had left out to be scavenged. I looked at it as I
dismounted and thought "I didn't know Windy was coming".
#:-))>>
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threatening, but instead just looked silly in silk pyjamas and fluffy
bunny slippers:
>
>By the way, I had to laugh when I got to Bear's the other night - next to
>the array of bikes parked on the corner of the pavement was an old vacuum
>cleaner that somebody had left out to be scavenged. I looked at it as I
>dismounted and thought "I didn't know Windy was coming".
>
>
>By the way, I had to laugh when I got to Bear's the other night - next to
>the array of bikes parked on the corner of the pavement was an old vacuum
>cleaner that somebody had left out to be scavenged. I looked at it as I
>dismounted and thought "I didn't know Windy was coming".
>
So good it had to be said twice.
Does this mean she'll get the Kirby's at dawn joke now?
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Pip
news:valgrto8ivnudq5im...@4ax.com...
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 11:20:33 GMT, "Pip" <P...@a.b.c> tried to sound
> threatening, but instead just looked silly in silk pyjamas and fluffy
> bunny slippers:
> >
> >By the way, I had to laugh when I got to Bear's the other night - next to
> >the array of bikes parked on the corner of the pavement was an old vacuum
> >cleaner that somebody had left out to be scavenged. I looked at it as I
> >dismounted and thought "I didn't know Windy was coming".
> >
>
Bugger. Double bugger, in fact. The art of cut 'n' paste obviously still
eludes me, then. Obviously. I was distracted, OK? Bugger.
>
> Does this mean she'll get the Kirby's at dawn joke now?
Perhaps ... but shouldn't that be "Kirbies", or at least "Kirbys" rather
than freeing another feral apostrophe?
Christofire
>Ben Blaney wrote:
>>
>> Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
>>
>> >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>> >that everything's fine.
>> >
>> >After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>> >"thank fuck for that" from me.
>>
>> No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
>> to hear.
>>
>AOL
Indeed.
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the lines of:
>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
>
>After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>"thank fuck for that" from me.
No idea what you're on about, can only assume things, but from the
sounds of it I'm glad that it's alright, IYSWIM.
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"Windy" <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote in message
news:vt7grt4jtdohp38ak...@4ax.com...
> that everything's fine.
>
> After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
>
> --
Went to the quacks today to hear the results of a scan I`ve just had on my
right leg.
It`s been agony for the past couple of months and a lump has appeared.:-(
History is this is the leg that was smashed in `89 and plated/pinned.
Plates/pins were removed in `92 but funny things can happen to old fractures
and I was worried.
It happens that a callous formed over one of the *screw holes* and is
rubbing on the tendon.
Phew! Not being funny but I was thinking of ways to adapt my bike to make it
rideable with one leg!
As I said good news, worries the f*ck out of you tho!.
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PeterT
news:vt7grt4jtdohp38ak...@4ax.com...
> that everything's fine.
>
> After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
I think I have a pretty good idea, what's it about.
We'll lift a glass to that if I come down. ;o))
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Champ
>Good-oh. Whatever it was, these kind of things can be a bugger.
hang on a sec - if you don't what it is, how do you know that it is
one the kind of things which can be a bugger?
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>
> ... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> that everything's fine.
>
> After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
Pah ... this waiting for NIPs, eh? ;-)=
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> >Good-oh. Whatever it was, these kind of things can be a bugger.
>
> hang on a sec - if you don't what it is, how do you know that it is
> one the kind of things which can be a bugger?
>
Those things that get "thank fuck for that" from Windy are definitely a
bugger things :)
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Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote in message
news:vt7grt4jtdohp38ak...@4ax.com...
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
Whatever it was I'm glad it isn't. IYKWIM?
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Champ
>Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> leapt through the door, plonked bum on seat,
>grabbed a menu and proclaimed:
>
>>Grimly Curmudgeon <sh...@themoon.com> coughed and it sounded like:
>>
>>>Good-oh. Whatever it was, these kind of things can be a bugger.
>>
>>hang on a sec - if you don't what it is, how do you know that it is
>>one the kind of things which can be a bugger?
>
>Most Things generally can be, that's why. :-)
Absolutely not. Pizza, for instance, is never a bugger.
hth
lozzo
Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote in message
news:vt7grt4jtdohp38ak...@4ax.com...
> that everything's fine.
>
> After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> "thank fuck for that" from me.
And a huge heartfelt "thank fuck for that" from me too , All the best
darling and hope you are OK.
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Zymurgy
> Windy wrote
> > that everything's fine.
> >
> > After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> > "thank fuck for that" from me.
>
> " "(tm)
>
> That'll be me speechless in the best possible way, that will. I'm so
> pleased for you Windy. Made up, as it were. That'll be a couple of bottles
> of the best red that Tesco can supply and F'n'C in the very near future
> then - in the form of a small celebration, as it were ...
AOL.
E-mailed.
Cheers,
Paul.
Paul Corfield
wrote:
>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
>
>After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>"thank fuck for that" from me.
Ah I know what this means and this is good news!
{{{{{{Windy}}}}}}
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Darren Robinson
+0100 :
>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
>
>After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>"thank fuck for that" from me.
These days, any good news is welcome news indeed.
Take care, but not so much as you forget to enjoy yourself...
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Christofire
>lilith <lil...@ihatemimes.com> coughed and it sounded like:
>
>>Champ <uk...@champ.org.uk> leapt through the door, plonked bum on seat,
>>grabbed a menu and proclaimed:
>>
>>>Grimly Curmudgeon <sh...@themoon.com> coughed and it sounded like:
>>>
>>>>Good-oh. Whatever it was, these kind of things can be a bugger.
>>>
>>>hang on a sec - if you don't what it is, how do you know that it is
>>>one the kind of things which can be a bugger?
>>
>>Most Things generally can be, that's why. :-)
>
>Absolutely not. Pizza, for instance, is never a bugger.
It is if it's pissing it down manchester-style and the pizza shop is
10 mins walk away.
Andy Hewitt
> Ben Blaney wrote:
> >
> > Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
> >
> > >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> > >that everything's fine.
> > >
> > >After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> > >"thank fuck for that" from me.
> >
> > No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
> > to hear.
> >
> AOL
What the hell, AOL as well!
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> YTC#1 <y...@ukrm.NOSPAM.org> wrote:
>
> > Ben Blaney wrote:
> > >
> > > Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > >... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
> > > >that everything's fine.
> > > >
> > > >After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
> > > >"thank fuck for that" from me.
> > >
> > > No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
> > > to hear.
> > >
> > AOL
>
> What the hell, AOL as well!
AONTCOTSEL
«
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<snipped text>
> > > AOL
> >
> > What the hell, AOL as well!
>
> AONTCOTSEL
>
> «
WTF? :-/
Gyp
<wind...@TYwindfalls.net> writes
>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
>
>After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>"thank fuck for that" from me.
>
What a relief!
Mind you, with all the goings on recently it's amazing that it took the
UN inspectorate that long to ensure that the scones of mass destruction
had been "put beyond use".
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> Abso <Abso*SPAMOFF*@ukrm.net> wrote:
> <snipped text>
> > > > AOL
> > >
> > > What the hell, AOL as well!
> >
> > AONTCOTSEL
> >
> >
>
> WTF? :-/
Do you mean WTF AONTCOTSEL, or WTF « ?
Andy Hewitt
<snipped text>
> > WTF? :-/
>
> Do you mean WTF AONTCOTSEL, or WTF « ?
>
> «
I mean WTF AONTCOTSEL?
Kiran
"darsy" <da...@sticky.net> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 08:53:46 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
> wrote:
>
> >that everything's fine.
>
that makes a refreshing change..:-)
Anyway, good news Windy whatever it was.
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Windy
<bb...@cwcom.net> wrote:
>Pah ... this waiting for NIPs, eh? ;-)=
<G>
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Windy
<thegerbil@btinternet[DOT].com> wrote:
>Those things that get "thank fuck for that" from Windy are definitely a
>bugger things :)
Well, yes it was a bit but now I can see the funny side.
Ah well, what the hell ...
For various reasons, things had been a bit shitty in recent
months and then, closely following on from the demise of my dear
old dog and one of the cats, I found a small but hard lump at the
side of one of my boobs.
"Feck!" said I and after a fair bit of umm-ing, told myself not
to be such a wuss and went to see the doc. She did some umm-ing
too and so it was that I found myself a week later enjoying the
previously unknown pleasures of a mammogram and a squeeze or two
from the specialist.
I was told that the results would be back within 3 weeks. So I
waited.
Within 10 days for whatever reason, I went to pieces and found
myself at the doc's again but this time being given mild
anti-depressants. Woohoo! I've got depression! It might only be
"mild" but it's my first time in 51 years. What fun!
Then halfway through the third week, I get a phone call at work
telling me I need to go back for another mammogram 'cos the tests
aren't conclusive but not to panic.
HAH! Oh HAH! HAH! HAH! Me? Panic?
10 days pass and I'm back at the Tit Squeezing Centre. I have
another test and get told that it'll be another 2 or 3 weeks
before the results.
I see the specialist again and we chat and during the chat he
asks me if I can remember being hit where the lump is.
No, I can't.
"It could be any time in the last 12 months or so," he says. "Are
you sure you don't remember hurting yourself there? Because I
think we're looking at scar tissue, not a lump."
I think.
Then I remember ... a few months ago ... doing my annual SAS
crawl across the garage roof to clean a blocked gutter in the
pouring rain.
Foot waving about between garage and shed trying to find the rung
of the ladder so I can descend.
Foot finds rung.
Foot slips.
For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
left tit. Hoist on my own petard or summat.
I remember quite clearly now that that had hurt quite a lot at
the time.
After the specialist had stopped his uncontrollable chuckling, he
said that he was 90% certain that this was the cause of my lump.
And so it has proved to be. :o)
And another month and I can start coming off these
anti-depressant things. :o)
I'm just a tad pissed off with the doc's words to me of, "You're
not Superwoman, you know? You are allowed to ask for help"
because I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with this blue
leotard and the red cape and boots ...
Steve Hamer
wi...@windfalls.net wrote:
>
>Then I remember ... a few months ago ... doing my annual SAS
>crawl across the garage roof to clean a blocked gutter in the
>pouring rain.
>
>Foot waving about between garage and shed trying to find the rung
>of the ladder so I can descend.
>
>Foot finds rung.
>
>Foot slips.
>
>For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
>seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
>left tit. Hoist on my own petard or summat.
Thank fuck everything's OK Windy.
Great story.....
<fx> looks for screen cleaning cloths.
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Boots Blakeley
wrote:
Snip a lot
Just caught this thread, really pleased that you're OK.
>For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
>seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
>left tit. Hoist on my own petard or summat.
Ever thought of writing a sitcom, that's a new keyboard & screen then
as I spray cider at them.
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Wessie
>After the specialist had stopped his uncontrollable chuckling, he
>said that he was 90% certain that this was the cause of my lump.
>
I must admit, the way you wrote this made me chuckle too. [1]
I am glad, after all the heartache, that you have been given the all clear.
I bet the effect of the anti-depressants are nothing like the way you feel
now.
[1] visions of The Plank by Eric Sykes
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Salad Dodger
wrote:
>Foot slips.
>
>For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
>seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
>left tit.
At least you could take the weight on yer feet. ;-)
Good on yer, kiddo.
Platypus
>
> Casanunda <Casa...@wooll.org.uk> wrote in message
> news:valgrto8ivnudq5im...@4ax.com...
> >
> > So good it had to be said twice.
>
> Bugger. Double bugger, in fact. The art of cut 'n' paste obviously still
> eludes me, then. Obviously. I was distracted, OK? Bugger.
Is now a good time to say "Ginge!"?
Platypus
Fr.Jack
divulged the following information:
>Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote:
>
>>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>>that everything's fine.
>>
>>After a 2 month somewhat worrying wait there was a heartfelt
>>"thank fuck for that" from me.
>
>No idea what you're on about, but "everything's fine" is what we want
>to hear.
Too fuckin right!!!!!
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Fr.Jack
<weareallb...@MOVEinsurer.com> divulged the following
information:
>It is if it's pissing it down manchester-style and the pizza shop is
>10 mins walk away.
Fookin wussy students!!!! ;-PPPp
Ben Sales
wrote:
>I'm just a tad pissed off with the doc's words to me of, "You're
>not Superwoman, you know? You are allowed to ask for help"
>because I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with this blue
>leotard and the red cape and boots ...
Oh I'm sorry Windy but that did make me laugh.
Glad you're ok and I guess to most of us here you're still
SuperGranny.
:-)
B
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Bastard Bear
> I'm just a tad pissed off with the doc's words to me of, "You're
> not Superwoman, you know? You are allowed to ask for help"
> because I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with this blue
> leotard and the red cape and boots ...
No Gif! No Gif!
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>
> On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 16:14:13 +0100, Bastard Bear
> <bb...@cwcom.net> wrote:
>
> >Pah ... this waiting for NIPs, eh? ;-)=
>
> <G>
Thought you'd like that one.
BTW; *respect* to you for the way you've handled yourself through all
this ... Kipling defined true courage as "grace under pressure" and you
have it in spades, sweetness ... at least you've told the world now so I
won't get more of these "you obviously know what's going on; tell me you
bastard" emails :-)=
Jack Hackett
"Windy" <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> wrote in message
> On Mon, 1 Oct 2001 16:14:34 +0100, "Pawel"
> <thegerbil@btinternet[DOT].com> wrote:
>
> >Those things that get "thank fuck for that" from Windy are definitely a
> >bugger things :)
>
> Well, yes it was a bit but now I can see the funny side.
>
> Ah well, what the hell ...
<SNIP>
I so glad to hear that. I didn't know any of this, but becoming a Grannie
aside, I did wonder why you'd gone a bit quiet...
> And another month and I can start coming off these
> anti-depressant things. :o)
Excellent. BTDTGTTS - they can be a real help in times of trouble.
> I'm just a tad pissed off with the doc's words to me of, "You're
> not Superwoman, you know? You are allowed to ask for help"
> because I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with this blue
> leotard and the red cape and boots ...
Heh. Leave it outside, with the broomstick...
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Anne Jackson
from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
> I found myself a week later enjoying the
> previously unknown pleasures of a mammogram and a squeeze or two
> from the specialist.
Fucking sore, that mammogram thing, isn't it!
Glad to hear that all is well, though, lass!
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>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>that everything's fine.
I don't but I'm happy to join the huge list of relieved people.
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Ace
wrote:
>For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
>seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
>left tit. Hoist on my own petard or summat.
Bwaahaahaahaa. And I bet you felt a right tit too...
BTW glad to hear it's all been a false alarm :-))
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darsy
wrote:
>Well, yes it was a bit but now I can see the funny side.
well, now we know, doubly glad everything's OK.
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William Grainger
The Older Gentleman <chateau...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>Anne Jackson <amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> The message <m8khrto253dhanh7s...@4ax.com>
>> from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
>>
>> > I found myself a week later enjoying the
>> > previously unknown pleasures of a mammogram and a squeeze or two
>> > from the specialist.
>>
>> Fucking sore, that mammogram thing, isn't it!
>>
Apparently it becomes less interesting when you find out
that they are big sweat glands (according to a doctor mate;
although he may have just been trying to stop me staring at
his girlfriends...)
--
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Ace
<fr....@DIESPAMBOLLOXukrm.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 20:04:19 +0100, Christofire
><weareallb...@MOVEinsurer.com> divulged the following
>information:
>
>>It is if it's pissing it down manchester-style and the pizza shop is
>>10 mins walk away.
>
>Fookin wussy students!!!! ;-PPPp
Yeah. Why can't they get it delivered like normal people?
Ben Sales
wrote:
>In article <1f0n40y.ja...@host213-122-156-9.btinternet.com>,
>The Older Gentleman <chateau...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>>Anne Jackson <amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> The message <m8khrto253dhanh7s...@4ax.com>
>>> from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
>>>
>>> > I found myself a week later enjoying the
>>> > previously unknown pleasures of a mammogram and a squeeze or two
>>> > from the specialist.
>>>
>>> Fucking sore, that mammogram thing, isn't it!
>>>
>>I'm just wondering how one becomes a specialist at squeezing boobs.
>
>Apparently it becomes less interesting when you find out
>that they are big sweat glands (according to a doctor mate;
>although he may have just been trying to stop me staring at
>his girlfriends...)
I guess it must be like being a gynecologist. You play with them all
day so you mustn't really fancy it when you get home.
Simian
>
>Foot slips.
>
>For what seems like minutes but was probably no more than a few
>seconds, I am suspended from the corner of the shed roof by my
>left tit. Hoist on my own petard or summat.
mmmfle *cough* *cough* *cough*
> [all OK]
Ah well, thought it was sommat like that, glad it's OK.
Pawel
>
> >Those things that get "thank fuck for that" from Windy are definitely a
> >bugger things :)
>
> Well, yes it was a bit but now I can see the funny side.
>
> Ah well, what the hell ...
>
<snip the painful but a touch funny story>
I am sorry ... but this story did make me laugh. I am glad everything is
well ... well almost ... what are the anti-depressants like mixed with
alcohol? :)
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Christofire
>On Tue, 02 Oct 2001 00:21:26 +0100, Fr.Jack
><fr....@DIESPAMBOLLOXukrm.net> wrote:
>
>>On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 20:04:19 +0100, Christofire
>><weareallb...@MOVEinsurer.com> divulged the following
>>information:
>>
>>>It is if it's pissing it down manchester-style and the pizza shop is
>>>10 mins walk away.
>>
>>Fookin wussy students!!!! ;-PPPp
>
>Yeah. Why can't they get it delivered like normal people?
A lot of places don't deliver to students. And these places I'm on
about don't deliver.
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Christofire
<fr....@DIESPAMBOLLOXukrm.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 20:04:19 +0100, Christofire
><weareallb...@MOVEinsurer.com> divulged the following
>information:
>
>>It is if it's pissing it down manchester-style and the pizza shop is
>>10 mins walk away.
>
>Fookin wussy students!!!! ;-PPPp
In terms of rain-avoidance, there's a kettle that wants a word about a
certain (absence of) colour.
Anne Jackson
from chateau...@btinternet.com (The Older Gentleman) contains
these words:
> > The message <m8khrto253dhanh7s...@4ax.com>
> > from Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> contains these words:
> > > I found myself a week later enjoying the
> > > previously unknown pleasures of a mammogram and a squeeze or two
> > > from the specialist.
> > Fucking sore, that mammogram thing, isn't it!
> I'm just wondering how one becomes a specialist at squeezing boobs.
> (Jobs I wish I Had)
It isn't *somebody* who does it it's a bloody machine, which (once you've
flopped your boob onto a plate) squeezes and squeezes 'til it can't squeeze
it any flatter! Sore, did I say? The fucking thought is enough to bring
tears to my eyes (again!!)!
Abso
news:1f0mdvs.wkfoe21rtbyu8N%hairy...@ntlworld.com...
> Abso <Abso*SPAMOFF*@ukrm.net> wrote:
>
> <snipped text>
> > > WTF? :-/
> >
> > Do you mean WTF AONTCOTSEL, or WTF « ?
> >
> >
>
> I mean WTF AONTCOTSEL?
AOL NTL COTSE. The jumping on the bandwagon ISPs.
«
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>
> On Tue, 02 Oct 2001 10:45:39 +0100, amidst the hideous cacophonous
> blare of usenet, the voice of Ben Sales <sp...@randygerbil.com> rang
> out loud and clear:
>
> >I guess it must be like being a gynecologist. You play with them all
> >day so you mustn't really fancy it when you get home.
>
> chentelmen, we have for you this evening, by special invitation, this
> incredibly old joke...... take it away....
>
> <drum roll>
>
> How does a gynaecologist paint his hallway?
>
> Through the letterbox.
>
> Hye Theng Kue.
<blows off dust>
...and you can spot the gynaecologists in a hospital cos they all wear
bow-ties.
Platypus
Andy Hewitt
> "Andy Hewitt" <hairy...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
> news:1f0mdvs.wkfoe21rtbyu8N%hairy...@ntlworld.com...
> > Abso <Abso*SPAMOFF*@ukrm.net> wrote:
> >
> > <snipped text>
> > > > WTF? :-/
> > >
> > > Do you mean WTF AONTCOTSEL, or WTF « ?
> > >
> > >
>
> >
> > I mean WTF AONTCOTSEL?
>
> AOL NTL COTSE. The jumping on the bandwagon ISPs.
>
> «
Oh!
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Chris Des Clayes
wrote:
>I see the specialist again and we chat and during the chat he
>asks me if I can remember being hit where the lump is.
"Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
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Windy
<ne...@fcc.powernet.co.uk> wrote:
>"Ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
<G>
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Windy
<sh...@themoon.com> wrote:
>On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 22:43:07 +0100, amidst the hideous cacophonous
>blare of usenet, the voice of Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net> rang
>out loud and clear:
>
>> I found a small but hard lump at the
>>side of one of my boobs.
>
>Worrying indeed. Fwiw, aiui, most lumps are benign.
Oh aye but when it happens to you, you find yourself thinking,
"What if ...", IYSWIM.
<snip>
> I'll make the tea; one lump or two?
*snort*
Windy
<amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>It isn't *somebody* who does it it's a bloody machine, which (once you've
>flopped your boob onto a plate)
And the nurse has moulded it into the shape she wants, like a
piece of bread dough ...
> squeezes and squeezes 'til it can't squeeze
>it any flatter! Sore, did I say? The fucking thought is enough to bring
>tears to my eyes (again!!)!
To cap it all, as you stand there with your tit caught like a rat
in a trap, the nurse walks away to the screen saying, "Now don't
move!"
Windy
<thegerbil@btinternet[DOT].com> wrote:
>what are the anti-depressants like mixed with
>alcohol?
I have absolutely no idea ...
Sniper
darsy <da...@sticky.net> contacted us and said:
>On Mon, 01 Oct 2001 08:53:46 +0100, Windy <wind...@TYwindfalls.net>
>wrote:
>
>>... can I just say that I had a letter in the post today saying
>>that everything's fine.
>
>well, I don't know, but good show, all the same.
AOL
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Mark Derbyshire
> On Tue, 2 Oct 2001 20:17:30 +0100, Anne Jackson
> <amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>>It isn't *somebody* who does it it's a bloody machine, which (once
>>you've flopped your boob onto a plate)
>
> And the nurse has moulded it into the shape she wants, like a
> piece of bread dough ...
Do they then leave it for 4 hours to rise
>
> To cap it all, as you stand there with your tit caught like a rat
> in a trap, the nurse walks away to the screen saying, "Now don't
> move!"
Oh I see they do
--
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William Grainger
Windy <wi...@windfalls.net> wrote:
>On Mon, 1 Oct 2001 16:14:34 +0100, "Pawel"
><thegerbil@btinternet[DOT].com> wrote:
>
>>Those things that get "thank fuck for that" from Windy are definitely a
>>bugger things :)
That that from 'eek!' to 'snigger'
<snigger>
Windy
<markNO...@ukrm.net> wrote:
>Windy spewed forth the following in uk.rec.motorcycles
>>
>> And the nurse has moulded it into the shape she wants, like a
>> piece of bread dough ...
>
>Do they then leave it for 4 hours to rise
Ged ferbid!
Windy
Grainger) wrote:
>That that from 'eek!' to 'snigger'
Well, I *think* I sort of understood what you were trying to say
there ...
Dr Ivan D. Reid
>The message <1f0n40y.ja...@host213-122-156-9.btinternet.com>
> from chateau...@btinternet.com (The Older Gentleman) contains
>these words:
>> Anne Jackson <amyg...@zetnet.co.uk> wrote:
>> > Fucking sore, that mammogram thing, isn't it!
>> I'm just wondering how one becomes a specialist at squeezing boobs.
>> (Jobs I wish I Had)
>It isn't *somebody* who does it it's a bloody machine, which (once you've
>flopped your boob onto a plate) squeezes and squeezes 'til it can't squeeze
>it any flatter! Sore, did I say? The fucking thought is enough to bring
>tears to my eyes (again!!)!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/0110/04/text/national16.html
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