OT: Today's laugh
Mash
Im lost for words.
flashgorman
"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
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"A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of
marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having
sex."
The doctors should have kept stum in order to preserve the gene pool.
mups
"You want me to let him put that thing where!"
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William Grainger
Mash <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote:
>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
There was a Fry and Laurie sketch about the same thing which,
for some reason, is in my head. A couple who thought the
thing to do was get married, move in together, buy nice furniture
and have plenty of hot meals.
Ben Blaney
And there's the Not Only...But Also "Bit of a Chat"
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AndrewR
<Obscure literary reference>
"Who is Saint Anthony?"
</OLR>
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>"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
>>
>> Im lost for words.
>
><Obscure literary reference>
>
>"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>
></OLR>
Sir.Tone (canonised)?
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darsy
>"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
>>
>> Im lost for words.
>
><Obscure literary reference>
>
>"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>
></OLR>
"ask your wife".
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AndrewR
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> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >"Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
> >news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
> >> http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
> ><Obscure literary reference>
> >
> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
> >
> ></OLR>
>
> "ask your wife".
Very good, did you Google?
darsy
>"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:it9pa0phm1ad5o4pv...@4ax.com...
>> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>> "ask your wife".
>
>Very good, did you Google?
ask your wife.
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Doc Gonz0
wrote:
It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale, but it's
apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
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flashgorman
"Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 20 May 2004 14:13:14 +0300, Ben Blaney <benb...@ukrm.net>
> wrote:
>
> >William Grainger wrote:
> >
> >>In article <2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de>,
> >>Mash <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote:
> >>>http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
> >>
> >>There was a Fry and Laurie sketch about the same thing which,
> >>for some reason, is in my head. A couple who thought the
> >>thing to do was get married, move in together, buy nice furniture
> >>and have plenty of hot meals.
> >
> >And there's the Not Only...But Also "Bit of a Chat"
>
> It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale, but it's
> apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
My Step dads a GP and has seen a few over the years. Apparently there are
special dolls you can get to ,as it were, ram the point home.
Soylent Green
> My Step dads a GP and has seen a few over the years. Apparently there are
> special dolls you can get to ,as it were, ram the point home.
www.realdoll.com maybe?
Soy.
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flashgorman
"Soylent Green" <fri...@public.com> wrote in message
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AndrewR
news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
<SNIP, wedded virgins>
> It's also in Catch-22 - Doc Daneeka recounts the tale
Too late, Darsy's already blagged the award for spotting the literary
reference.
>, but it's
> apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
mups
> > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> > I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
>
> Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
It was in the Metro a couple of days ago. Somehow I can't see two people
both in their 30's not knowing about sex unless they lived in some sort
of community[1] with very little contact with the outside world.
[1] I was going to say Waco but apparently there was lots of shagging
going on there.
flashgorman
"mups" <ch...@NOTREALADDR.com> wrote in message
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> AndrewR and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > "Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
> > >
> > >, but it's
> > > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth (although
> > > I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
> >
> > Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
>
> It was in the Metro a couple of days ago. Somehow I can't see two people
> both in their 30's not knowing about sex unless they lived in some sort
> of community[1] with very little contact with the outside world.
>
Slider
Is she still a virgin?
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darsy
<st...@somewhere.invalid.com> wrote:
>"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:7iapa0taj4j7q80bh...@4ax.com...
>> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >"darsy" <da...@sticky.co.uk> wrote in message
>> >news:it9pa0phm1ad5o4pv...@4ax.com...
>> >> "AndrewR" <and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
>>
>> >> "ask your wife".
>> >
>> >Very good, did you Google?
>>
>> ask your wife.
>
>Is she still a virgin?
mine?
not by a long chalk.
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Cane
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> > >> >"Who is Saint Anthony?"
> >
> > >> "ask your wife".
> > >
> > >Very good, did you Google?
> >
> > ask your wife.
>
> Is she still a virgin?
Only to a certain depth.
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Nigel Eaton
> AndrewR and...@rockface.freeserve.co.uk says...
> > "Doc Gonz0" <uk...@cluebyfour.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:cogpa0d86q4rhqoa8...@4ax.com...
> > >
> > > , but it's
> > > apparently an even older story that verges on an Urban Myth
> > > (although I'm fairly certain it's happened more than once...)
> >
> > Well it's on Snopes and they don't think it's real.
>
> It was in the Metro a couple of days ago.
^^^^^
You are Sir.Tony AICMFF wanks up the side of a SOC.
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wrote in <MPG.1b169e595...@news.newsreader.com>:
> flashgorman theflas...@hotmail.com says...
>> "Mash" <Mash...@imashination.com> wrote in message
>> news:2h3gapF...@uni-berlin.de...
>> > http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_957945.html
>> > Im lost for words.
>> "A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of
>> marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having
>> sex."
>> The doctors should have kept stum in order to preserve the gene pool.
> "You want me to let him put that thing where!"
One report I heard mentioned a previous case (of ignorance) where
the hubby was trying to put it in the wife's belly-button. :-/
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