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The Older Gentleman

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:02:40 AM3/27/05
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Ben <uk...@bensales.com> wrote:

> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>
> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>
> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> century. Fucking religious cunts.

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:13:08 AM3/27/05
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"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
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> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>
> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>

And this is the first time you've noticed this? Two days out of 365 (366),
you can't go to Tesco's and you go off on one <boggles>

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jsp

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:48:39 AM3/27/05
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Ben wrote:

> Why close 2 days out of a year? It really doesn't make any sense.
>
> Either close every Sunday or be open. Today is no different than any
> other Sunday.

Yes it is. This is the one in the year when most places shut.

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Mar 27, 2005, 8:50:37 AM3/27/05
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"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
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> Why close 2 days out of a year? It really doesn't make any sense.
>
> Either close every Sunday or be open. Today is no different than any
> other Sunday.
> --
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Because those religeous nutters like to control other peoples lives. They
would like to censor or shut down the internet - thank heavens they can't do
that.


Salad Dodger

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:01:08 AM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:50:37 +0100, "MJW" <apa...@dsl.pipex.com>
wrote:

>Because those religeous nutters like to control other peoples lives. They
>would like to censor or shut down the internet - thank heavens they can't do
>that.

Ho ho.

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Cane

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:00:53 AM3/27/05
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"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
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> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> century. Fucking religious cunts.

This time of year is celebrated by loads of different religions dating back
thousands of years and has fuck all to do with Jesus. It's primitive
bollocks believed by savages. No different to worshipping the wind for fucks
sake.


Salad Dodger

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:16:07 AM3/27/05
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How dare you!

'twas on this day our lord and saviour was risen from the grave,
having been betrayed by his friend Judas, for 30 pieces of chocolate
money, whereupon he was buried in a big egg, watched over by little
chicks, and when he arose, in the form of a cartoon rabbit wrapped in
gold foil, he spake unto the masses, saying: "Lo, I am risen, and to
mark this day, thou shalt not go shopping, unless it's for petrol, or
garden/DIY necessities, ot televisions, etc. as appropriate. Ooh,
Ferrero Rocher? Don't mind if I do. Ta."

So there.

Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:20:16 AM3/27/05
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In article <3anth6F...@individual.net>, Salad Dodger says...

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:00:53 +0100, "Cane"
> <dontfuck...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
> >news:dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com...
> >
> >> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> >> century. Fucking religious cunts.
> >
> >This time of year is celebrated by loads of different religions dating back
> >thousands of years and has fuck all to do with Jesus. It's primitive
> >bollocks believed by savages. No different to worshipping the wind for fucks
> >sake.
>
> How dare you!
>
> 'twas on this day our lord and saviour was risen from the grave,
> having been betrayed by his friend Judas, for 30 pieces of chocolate
> money, whereupon he was buried in a big egg, watched over by little
> chicks, and when he arose, in the form of a cartoon rabbit wrapped in
> gold foil, he spake unto the masses, saying: "Lo, I am risen, and to
> mark this day, thou shalt not go shopping, unless it's for petrol, or
> garden/DIY necessities, ot televisions, etc. as appropriate. Ooh,
> Ferrero Rocher? Don't mind if I do. Ta."
>
> So there.

lol.

Weirdly, even Ikea doesn't open today, or so herself informs me in a
"you were going to suffer that if it had been, but it isn't, so I'll
make you suffer some other way" tone of voice.
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Ginge

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:25:31 AM3/27/05
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In article <MPG.1cb0d1766...@news.x-privat.org>, Bear says...

> Weirdly, even Ikea doesn't open today, or so herself informs me in a
> "you were going to suffer that if it had been, but it isn't, so I'll
> make you suffer some other way" tone of voice.

Ikea, on a bank holiday weekend?

That's beyond cruelty.

The Older Gentleman

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:41:05 AM3/27/05
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Ben <uk...@bensales.com> wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:02:40 +0100,
> chateauSPAM...@dsl.pipex.com (The Older Gentleman) wrote:
>
> >Ben <uk...@bensales.com> wrote:
> >
> >> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
> >> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
> >> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
> >>
> >> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
> >>
> >> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> >> century. Fucking religious cunts.
> >
> >
> >
> ><fx: thunderbolt>
>

> At least that would justify it.
>
> Particularly annoying is the fact that the store in question touts
> itself as being open 24 hours and there is nothing on tesco.com to
> indicate otherwise.


Our local Indian cash & carry is open (as you might expect, religious
issues or not)

Today I have just bought: puppadoms plain and spicy, fresh coriander,
spicy peanuts and Bombay mix, creamed cocnut, some rather lethal looking
pickles, chapattis, chillis, cucumber and yogurt.

Yesterday's left-over roast lamb is tonight's curry. Yum.

Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:46:16 AM3/27/05
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In article <MPG.1cb0d2b5c...@news.zen.co.uk>, Ginge says...

That was the tenet of my counter argument, but I was saved by the Swedes
themselves.

As opposed to being strung up by the swedes, which is what would have
happened otherwise.

OTOH it's a pretty gloomy day out there, so I wouldn't have minded that
much. As it is I'm inside, watching Genesis Of The Darleks (to remind
myself just how good Tom Baker was) and preparing onion bhagees and
jerked chicken. The latter will have to be pan fried, though, coz I'm
fucked if I'm firing up the barbie today.
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Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 9:54:08 AM3/27/05
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In article <MPG.1cb0d790c...@news.x-privat.org>, Bear says...


> I'm fucked if I'm firing up the barbie today.

Note to self: those of us with blonde girlfriends should avoid the use
of phrases like that.
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Cane

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Mar 27, 2005, 10:02:59 AM3/27/05
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"Bear" <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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>> I'm fucked if I'm firing up the barbie today.
>
> Note to self: those of us with blonde girlfriends should avoid the use
> of phrases like that.

How about firing up Herself?


Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 10:24:03 AM3/27/05
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In article <3ao0caF...@individual.net>, Cane says...

Thank you, Mr Murray.
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Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 10:58:30 AM3/27/05
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In article <MPG.1cb0e7931...@news.individual.net>, Whinging
Courier says...
> The wind can be useful I helps dry your washing if you're hanging it
> outside.

After years as a born again agnostic, I've come to the conclusion that I
really DGAF what people believe, so long as their believing it doesn't
mean giving me any shit.

One or two Sundays in a year seems a small price to pay.
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dwb

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Mar 27, 2005, 11:32:07 AM3/27/05
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Ben wrote:
> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>
> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>
> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> century. Fucking religious cunts.

Even Tesco staff deserve the odd day off.

Tim

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Mar 27, 2005, 11:44:56 AM3/27/05
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In message <dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com>, Ben
<uk...@bensales.com> writes

>I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
>I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
>I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>
>But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>
>Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
>century. Fucking religious cunts.

Because the employees may just want a day off for a change?
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Tim

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Mar 27, 2005, 11:45:42 AM3/27/05
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In message <khcd419c2dllgks6r...@4ax.com>, Ben
<uk...@bensales.com> writes

>On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 14:13:08 +0100, "Spete" <clogg...@hotmail.com>
>wrote:
>
>>
>Why close 2 days out of a year? It really doesn't make any sense.
>
>Either close every Sunday or be open. Today is no different than any
>other Sunday.

It is for some people, just not you.
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Paul Carmichael

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:49:06 PM3/27/05
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Tim wrote:

> In message <khcd419c2dllgks6r...@4ax.com>, Ben
> <uk...@bensales.com> writes

>> Either close every Sunday or be open. Today is no different than any


>> other Sunday.
>
>
> It is for some people, just not you.

Yup. We should encourage the religious people(sic) in the interests of
population control.

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Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 11:54:05 AM3/27/05
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spoke:
> Dunno about him, but I've gor a problem with 'the bells' (no jokes,
> please..) coming from this bunch of God-bothering spags, every Sunday
> evening (and it's almost six pm here, so they won't be long in starting
> up) ...

Speaking as a one-time campanologist, fuck off, OK?
;^)

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Paul Carmichael

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:54:58 PM3/27/05
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genuine...@zeouane.org wrote:

> http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/03/27/pope.easter/index.html
>
> ... is fucking obscene. The personality cult that the Catholic Church
> has allowed to form around this old man, who if his flunkies had an
> ounce of decency should have been put out to pasture long ago, to live
> his twilight years in peace, is repugnant.

You should see what I've had to put up with for the last week.

Look up "Semana Santa". Lots of virgins around, but they ain't the type
you'd want to shag.

Paul Carmichael

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:56:53 PM3/27/05
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Tim wrote:

I believe they stagger their lunch breaks, so perhaps they could stagger
days off, like they do the rest of the year. Unless of course, they all
just want to be together?

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Kiran

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:05:33 PM3/27/05
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Ben wrote:
> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,

Indeed. I actually went there earlier to buy a cycle carrier for the roof
bars, and ended up buying a new geuine Yuasa battery for the GSXR for only
£45 [1], which seems a bargain for a geuine one. Pattern ones for the gsxr
tend to go for about £35. To be honest, I was suprised that Halfords carried
this type if thing.

[1] The old one works ok, but the Optimate keeps telling me it's not holidng
its charge, sus suspect a dead cell in there.

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ogden

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:02:42 PM3/27/05
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These mysterious Tesco employees who work 363 days a year?

Come off it.

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steve auvache

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:17:19 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson wrote
>Fucking *ding* why not close shops etc for a day or two now and again -
>it's hardly going to cause the world to end is it?

Kin would. How am I going to fulfil my role in a consumer society if
They won't let me consume?

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The Older Gentleman

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:26:32 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
> > Yesterday's left-over roast lamb is tonight's curry. Yum.
>
> Is it just me being picky or when people post the word 'yum' does it
> make them sound like a fucking twat?

Dunno. Never given it much thought.

How d'you feel about "Yuk"?

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The Older Gentleman

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Rope <sp...@ukrm.net> wrote:

> Speaking as a one-time campanologist, fuck off, OK?


Heh. before my parents moved to Rye, in 1997, they lived in a village
called Wittersham, nearly opposite the church.

The house had a granny flat that they rented out to tourists in summer.

Friday evening was bell-ringers'[1] practice evening.

After five minutes of ding-ding-ding-dong-*DANG*! the then tenant, a
Dutchman, came hammering on their door, demanding to know what they
racket was all about.

"Oh, the bell-ringers practice every Friday," explains Pa, slightly
surprised.

Half an hour later, the Dutchman is knocking on the door again.

"They haff been proctissing now for forty minutes," (pause) "and they
are no better!"

[1] A bunch of pissheads to rival a Morris side, IIRC.

The Older Gentleman

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The Older Gentleman <chateauSPAM...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:

> Simon Atkinson <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
>
> > The Older Gentleman wrote:
> >
> > > Yesterday's left-over roast lamb is tonight's curry. Yum.
> >
> > Is it just me being picky or when people post the word 'yum' does it
> > make them sound like a fucking twat?
>
> Dunno. Never given it much thought.
>
> How d'you feel about "Yuk"?


Bad form post - OK, now I know ;-))

eric the brave

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Mar 27, 2005, 12:28:57 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:03:03 +0100, rb did witter on about:

> Ben wrote:
>
>> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>>
>> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>

> Have you really got a problem with Tesco being shut today or are you
> just pissed off that you got caught out by it?

just pissed off that they advertise 24/7 and in fact are not 24/7.

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:32:07 +0100, dwb did witter on about:

> ent from any other Sunday in the 21st
>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>
> Even Tesco staff deserve the odd day off.

You believe they work the other 363 days?

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eric the brave

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:09:47 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on about:

> Ben wrote:
>
>> I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
>> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
>> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>>

>> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>>

>> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>
> How old are you Ben? And how long have you lived in the UK?
>
> It's not tricky to plan to survive one day without going to the
> supermarket.

I think you have missed the point Simon. One would expect Tesco to be
open as they advertise 24/7.

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eric the brave

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:39:21 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on about:

> eric the brave wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:03:03 +0100, rb did witter on about:
>>
>> > Ben wrote:
>> >
>> >> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>> >>
>> >> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the
>> 21st >> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>> >
>> > Have you really got a problem with Tesco being shut today or are you
>> > just pissed off that you got caught out by it?
>>
>> just pissed off that they advertise 24/7 and in fact are not 24/7.
>

> They were last week. I expect they will be next week too. They don't
> claim to be 24/7/52 do they?

24/7 is open 24hrs seven days a week. No spin allowed.

Dr Ivan D. Reid

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:01:50 +0100,
Whinging Courier <markonusene...@yahoo.co.uk>
wrote in <MPG.1cb0e94d3...@news.individual.net>:
> In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear wrote:

>> After years as a born again agnostic, I've come to the conclusion that I
>> really DGAF what people believe, so long as their believing it doesn't
>> mean giving me any shit.

>> One or two Sundays in a year seems a small price to pay.

> I had a mild flap this morning when I realised I was close to reserve,
> had 70 miles to ride and it was Easter Sunday. Luckily, there were
> stations galore selling petrol today.

I find it all a bit strange. When I were a lad in Oz there were two
days of the year when _everything_ was guaranteed to be closed down: Good
Friday and Christmas (of course in those days most places were closed
Sundays too and the only way you could get a drink in a pub then was with
a meal as a bona fide traveller more than twenty miles from home). Canada
must have been something like that but I only spent four Easters there;
Switzerland of course closed down GF, and the rest of the weekend.

My first Easter here I'm awakened with a hangover on Good Friday
by the Postie banging on Marc's door with a parcel for me...

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The Older Gentleman

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Simon Atkinson <m...@privacy.net> wrote:

> The Older Gentleman wrote:
>
> > The Older Gentleman <chateauSPAM...@dsl.pipex.com> wrote:
> >
> > > Simon Atkinson <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
> > >
> > > > The Older Gentleman wrote:
> > > >
> > > > > Yesterday's left-over roast lamb is tonight's curry. Yum.
> > > >
> > > > Is it just me being picky or when people post the word 'yum' does
> > > > it make them sound like a fucking twat?
> > >
> > > Dunno. Never given it much thought.
> > >
> > > How d'you feel about "Yuk"?
> >
> >
> > Bad form post - OK, now I know ;-))
>

> Heh...
>
> They're all little stupid words that make the poster sound like BRC on
> one of her worst days.


Having a little stir, are we?

steve auvache

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:04:37 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson wrote

>steve auvache wrote:
>
>> Simon Atkinson wrote
>> > Tim wrote:
>> >
>> >> In message <dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com>, Ben
>> >> <uk...@bensales.com> writes
>> >> > I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a
>> >> > bike, I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy
>> some >> > clothes, I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>> >> >
>> >> > But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can
>> I? >> >
>> >> > Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the
>> >> > 21st century. Fucking religious cunts.
>> >>
>> >> Because the employees may just want a day off for a change?
>> >
>> > Fucking ding why not close shops etc for a day or two now and again

>> > - it's hardly going to cause the world to end is it?
>>
>> Kin would. How am I going to fulfil my role in a consumer society if
>> They won't let me consume?
>
>You can consume like a hungry Salad Dodger trying to catch up with his
>diet after a fortnight at the Priory if you like. Just get the stuff
>bought the day before.

What about all that carefully tailored co-ordinated production and
supply infrastructure that has been so painstakingly developed to make
consuming a more satisfying experience? If everybody did that they
would run out halfway through the day before and that would not do.

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eric the brave

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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:52:38 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on about:

> eric the brave wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:39:21 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on
>> about:
>>
>> > eric the brave wrote:
>> >
>> >> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:03:03 +0100, rb did witter on about:
>> >>
>> >> > Ben wrote:
>> >> >
>> >> >> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping,
>> can I? >> >>
>> >> >> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the
>> >> 21st >> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>> >> >
>> >> > Have you really got a problem with Tesco being shut today or are
>> you >> > just pissed off that you got caught out by it?
>> >>
>> >> just pissed off that they advertise 24/7 and in fact are not 24/7.
>> >
>> > They were last week. I expect they will be next week too. They
>> > don't claim to be 24/7/52 do they?
>>
>> 24/7 is open 24hrs seven days a week. No spin allowed.
>

> Did Tesco check with you before they agreed the definition they'd use
> in their adverts?

http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=24/7

Muck

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:18:51 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson wrote
>steve auvache wrote:
>
>> Simon Atkinson wrote
>>
>> > You can consume like a hungry Salad Dodger trying to catch up with
>> > his diet after a fortnight at the Priory if you like. Just get the
>> > stuff bought the day before.
>>
>> What about all that carefully tailored co-ordinated production and
>> supply infrastructure that has been so painstakingly developed to make
>> consuming a more satisfying experience? If everybody did that they
>> would run out halfway through the day before and that would not do.
>
>I care not for them. I have a full cupboard and a 'fridge full of
>beer.

Taking on another wife as well are you?

Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:24:01 PM3/27/05
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The Older Gentleman spoke:

> > Speaking as a one-time campanologist, fuck off, OK?
>
> Heh. before my parents moved to Rye, in 1997, they lived in a village
> called Wittersham, nearly opposite the church.
>
<snip>

>
> "They haff been proctissing now for forty minutes," (pause) "and they
> are no better!"
>
> [1] A bunch of pissheads to rival a Morris side, IIRC.

Yup - that was us as well. Tuxford bell ringers were renown for it.

The local groups go on bell ringing tours. Tuxford lot always nabbed the
back seats on the coach and brought several crates of ale. The
performances actually improved about half way through the tours.... then
went down-hill from there, really ;^)

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Champ

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:33:32 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:46:16 +0100, Bear <bastard...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>In article <MPG.1cb0d2b5c...@news.zen.co.uk>, Ginge says...
>> In article <MPG.1cb0d1766...@news.x-privat.org>, Bear says...
>>
>> > Weirdly, even Ikea doesn't open today, or so herself informs me in a
>> > "you were going to suffer that if it had been, but it isn't, so I'll
>> > make you suffer some other way" tone of voice.
>>
>> Ikea, on a bank holiday weekend?
>>
>> That's beyond cruelty.
>
>That was the tenet of my counter argument, but I was saved by the Swedes
>themselves.
>
>As opposed to being strung up by the swedes, which is what would have
>happened otherwise.
>
>OTOH it's a pretty gloomy day out there, so I wouldn't have minded that
>much. As it is I'm inside, watching Genesis Of The Darleks (to remind
>myself just how good Tom Baker was) and preparing onion bhagees and
>jerked chicken. The latter will have to be pan fried, though, coz I'm
>fucked if I'm firing up the barbie today.

After the lovely weather of the last week or so, today was the day I
chose to do 200 miles on a motorbike. Got bloody cold. Still, I've
now got another set of tyre warmers, and supplied a set of brake seals
to Lozzo, so can't complain, especially since the bike still feels
like a rocketship, even with 25k miles up.
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ogden

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:31:58 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson wrote:
>
> http://www.zen71327.zen.co.uk/24-7.htm

http://www.zen71327.zen.co.uk/boat/images/DSCF0035.jpg

Think of the children.

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A.Lee

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:31:41 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:35:45 +0100, eric the brave wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:09:47 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on about:

>> It's not tricky to plan to survive one day without going to the
>> supermarket.
>
> I think you have missed the point Simon. One would expect Tesco to be
> open as they advertise 24/7.

ITYF they dont. They are only allowed to be open[1] for 6 hours on a
Sunday, so how can they be open 24/7?

[1]Stores under a certain floor space size can open whenever they want,
but the average supermarket is way above the limit, so can only open for 6
hours.
The Easter Sunday rule was brought in when the original Sunday trading
laws were passed in the mid-80s - it was a sop to the God-squad who were
lobbying against Sunday opening.
Alan.

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Dan White

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:38:31 PM3/27/05
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"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
news:lccd41tdemptn2gu1...@4ax.com...
<snip>
> Particularly annoying is the fact that the store in question touts
> itself as being open 24 hours and there is nothing on tesco.com to
> indicate otherwise.

I went to the local Tescos to use the cashpoint earlier. Have to say it was
very amusing to see the *constant* stream of cars entering, driving past the
entrance, 180 degree turn and back out again.

Not to say I don't agree with you though. As I was saying to the missus
earlier, I strongly suspect that the number of people that would like to
earn double-time far outweighs those that want to go to church...


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Mar 27, 2005, 1:42:33 PM3/27/05
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"Bear" <bastard...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:MPG.1cb0d1766...@news.x-privat.org...
> In article <3anth6F...@individual.net>, Salad Dodger says...
<snip>

>
> Weirdly, even Ikea doesn't open today, or so herself informs me in a
> "you were going to suffer that if it had been, but it isn't, so I'll
> make you suffer some other way" tone of voice.

It's because the Sunday Trading Act specifically prohibits stores above a
certain size floor space from opening on Easter. Hence your corner shop and
local Co-Op might be open, but most big stores can't.

Somewhat sensibly (and after a considerable amount of pressure), DIY stores
are one of the few categories that are exempt. Possibly something to do with
Easter being the busiest DIY period of the year. Must be all them crosses
the God-Botherers are making.

Dan White

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:44:56 PM3/27/05
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"Dr Ivan D. Reid" <Ivan...@brunel.ac.uk> wrote in message
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<snip>

>
> My first Easter here I'm awakened with a hangover on Good Friday
> by the Postie banging on Marc's door with a parcel for me...

I got Postie delivering a package on Good Friday too. I could have sworn
they didn't work that day.

I would have been more grateful, but for the fact that the fucking thing
took two weeks to get from Swindon to Bristol. I could have walked it there
and back myself.

eric the brave

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:44:37 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 19:31:41 +0100, A.Lee did witter on about:

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:35:45 +0100, eric the brave wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:09:47 +0100, Simon Atkinson did witter on about:
>
>>> It's not tricky to plan to survive one day without going to the
>>> supermarket.
>>
>> I think you have missed the point Simon. One would expect Tesco to be
>> open as they advertise 24/7.

The big Teco sign outside our local Tesco used to say 24/7. I wonder if it
still does. As SA says. I don't read the advertising.

Dan White

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:47:24 PM3/27/05
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<genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
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> Ben <uk...@bensales.com> wrote:
<snip>
>
> Maybe in The Brave New World, the mental deficients who worship, will
> all be put to the sword. That way, I can buy a Carla Bruni CD any day
> of the week.

But Des, I thought you were Jewish...

;-)

Champ

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:48:09 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 18:34:39 +0100, "Simon Atkinson" <m...@privacy.net>
wrote:

>> > > > Yesterday's left-over roast lamb is tonight's curry. Yum.
>> > >
>> > > Is it just me being picky or when people post the word 'yum' does
>> > > it make them sound like a fucking twat?
>> >
>> > Dunno. Never given it much thought.
>> >
>> > How d'you feel about "Yuk"?
>>
>>
>> Bad form post - OK, now I know ;-))
>
>Heh...
>
>They're all little stupid words that make the poster sound like BRC on
>one of her worst days.

Where do you stand on the use of "herself" to refer to someone?
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Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:54:05 PM3/27/05
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Ogden spoke:

I have to say, if that is a picture of Simes, it's a bloody
flattering one!

Dan White

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:56:29 PM3/27/05
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"genuine_froggie" <genuine...@zeouane.org> wrote in message
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> Dan White <m...@privacy.net> wrote:
<snip>

>
>> But Des, I thought you were Jewish...
>>
>> ;-)
>
> http://minilien.fr/a0jznc

Scary as it seems, it took me a moment to realise that was a finger...

Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 1:57:03 PM3/27/05
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In article <xn0e09c8...@news.individual.net>, Simon Atkinson
says...
> It's better than Yum - I'd (personally) use their name - but I don't
> find that particular thing annoying - unlike the yum thing. I suspect
> I am to yum and you are to herself.

You're obviously both yummy people, although herself only likes one of
you.
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dwb

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Mar 27, 2005, 2:12:29 PM3/27/05
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Champ wrote:
> After the lovely weather of the last week or so, today was the day I
> chose to do 200 miles on a motorbike. Got bloody cold. Still, I've
> now got another set of tyre warmers, and supplied a set of brake seals
> to Lozzo, so can't complain, especially since the bike still feels
> like a rocketship, even with 25k miles up.

Blimey - you'll have the record if you keep that up - no plans to swap for a
newer model?

Saw the 2005 (with big exhaust) yesterday at Avebury - they actually look
very nice 'in the flesh' - though the exhaust is still huge.

Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 2:24:06 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson spoke:
> I'm still not going to sleep with you.

<pouts>

Doesnotcompute

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Mar 27, 2005, 2:36:00 PM3/27/05
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eric the brave wrote:


> just pissed off that they advertise 24/7 and in fact are not 24/7.

So why pick today to bring that up? They're not open 24 hours on any
Sunday IIRC.

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Beav

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Mar 27, 2005, 2:36:53 PM3/27/05
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"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
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>I can go to Dixons and buy a tv, I can go to Halfords and buy a bike,
> I can go to Honda and buy a car, I can go to M&S and buy some clothes,
> I can go to Notcutts and buy some plants.
>
> But I can't go to Tesco's and do my weekly fucking shopping, can I?
>
> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> century. Fucking religious cunts.

Shouldn't you be at work?


Beav


eric the brave

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Mar 27, 2005, 2:56:17 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 20:36:00 +0100, Doesnotcompute did witter on about:

Over to Ben...

Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:09:05 PM3/27/05
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A.Lee spoke:

> TYF they dont. They are only allowed to be open[1] for 6 hours on a
> Sunday, so how can they be open 24/7?
>
> [1]Stores under a certain floor space size can open whenever they want,
> but the average supermarket is way above the limit, so can only open for 6
> hours.
> The Easter Sunday rule was brought in when the original Sunday trading
> laws were passed in the mid-80s - it was a sop to the God-squad who were
> lobbying against Sunday opening.

So how come, in parts of merkinland, home of the bible-bashers, some stores
only ever close for a few hours on new years eve?

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raden

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:22:45 PM3/27/05
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In message <3ansntF...@individual.net>, Cane
<dontfuck...@hotmail.com> writes

>"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
>news:dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com...
>
>> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>
>This time of year is celebrated by loads of different religions dating back
>thousands of years and has fuck all to do with Jesus. It's primitive
>bollocks believed by savages. No different to worshipping the wind for fucks
>sake.
>
People often start calling on deities when I get wind

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John Higgins

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:38:22 PM3/27/05
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Dr Ivan D. Reid wrote:

> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 17:01:50 +0100,
> Whinging Courier <markonusene...@yahoo.co.uk>
> wrote in <MPG.1cb0e94d3...@news.individual.net>:
> > In uk.rec.motorcycles, Bear wrote:
>
> >> After years as a born again agnostic, I've come to the conclusion
> that I >> really DGAF what people believe, so long as their believing
> it doesn't >> mean giving me any shit.
>
> >> One or two Sundays in a year seems a small price to pay.
>
> > I had a mild flap this morning when I realised I was close to
> > reserve, had 70 miles to ride and it was Easter Sunday. Luckily,
> > there were stations galore selling petrol today.
>
> I find it all a bit strange. When I were a lad in Oz there were two
> days of the year when everything was guaranteed to be closed down:
> Good Friday and Christmas (of course in those days most places were
> closed Sundays too and the only way you could get a drink in a pub
> then was with a meal as a bona fide traveller more than twenty miles
> from home). Canada must have been something like that but I only
> spent four Easters there;

It's fairly similar here in Ontario but there are some bizarre rules
about holday opening in general.

It seems that only seasonal goods can be sold which led to the
situation that I could buy a lawnmower but it was illegal to buy the
extension cable I needed to plug it in.

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Bear

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:47:11 PM3/27/05
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In article <nb6e411qsnpjua59q...@4ax.com>, Snowleopard
says...
> On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:16:07 +0100, Salad Dodger
> <salad....@gmail.com> said

>
> >On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:00:53 +0100, "Cane"
> ><dontfuck...@hotmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >>"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
> >>news:dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com...
> >>
> >>> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
> >>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
> >>
> >>This time of year is celebrated by loads of different religions dating back
> >>thousands of years and has fuck all to do with Jesus. It's primitive
> >>bollocks believed by savages. No different to worshipping the wind for fucks
> >>sake.
> >
> >How dare you!
> >
> >'twas on this day our lord and saviour was risen from the grave,
>
> Which day? Only it seems to be a different one every year...

#Round round, get around, he gets around ...
#Oooh ooh ooh our Lord gets around ...

> Pee on the stick, bitch

This has made me giggle. Could you explain the context please?
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Rope

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:54:01 PM3/27/05
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Simon Atkinson spoke:

> > Simon Atkinson spoke:
> > > I'm still not going to sleep with you.
> >
> > <pouts>
>
> Attractive - but it's not enough.

<Flounce>

Salad Dodger

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Mar 27, 2005, 3:54:18 PM3/27/05
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On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 21:37:50 +0100, Snowleopard
<hack...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:16:07 +0100, Salad Dodger
><salad....@gmail.com> said
>
>>On Sun, 27 Mar 2005 15:00:53 +0100, "Cane"
>><dontfuck...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>>>"Ben" <uk...@bensales.com> wrote in message
>>>news:dibd41dg12g1j1g25...@4ax.com...
>>>
>>>> Why the fuck is today any different from any other Sunday in the 21st
>>>> century. Fucking religious cunts.
>>>
>>>This time of year is celebrated by loads of different religions dating back
>>>thousands of years and has fuck all to do with Jesus. It's primitive
>>>bollocks believed by savages. No different to worshipping the wind for fucks
>>>sake.
>>
>>How dare you!
>>
>>'twas on this day our lord and saviour was risen from the grave,
>
>Which day? Only it seems to be a different one every year...

Oh, that old chestnut. You'll be claiming that it's all made up as
they go along, next.

Look, it's perfectly simple: JC crucified Friday, right? The day after
the Sabbath (i.e. Sunday) the tomb is empty. This is evidence of JC
rising from the dead, the third day after his crucifiction. Except,
of course, that it should be on a Monday. but the Church doesn't *do*
Mondays, much like French Motorcycle shops, so it's Sunday instead.

We do get Easter Monday, in compensation.

It was a Sunday. Probably. Between March 20th, and April 23rd. It was
ages ago, how accurate do you expect it to be?

Allegedly:

On the day of the suffering of Christ (which is believed by many to
have occurred on a Friday evening in April) there was a coincidence:
at that time the constellation of Southern Cross was entirely visible
low in the South from Jerusalem. Due to precession this is no longer
the case. The most probable date is 3 April 33 AD
(http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/newton.html), on which date also
took place a partial lunar eclipse
(http://sunearth.gsfc.nasa.gov/eclipse/LEcat/LE0001-0100.html).

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