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unklbob

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Sep 3, 2008, 4:57:44 PM9/3/08
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Every night around sundown an armadillo comes on to my spread and
starts rooting around for grubs and such. Its playing hell with the
ti plants, and now its started to dig up one of my prized sago palms.
I thought about sending the hounds after it, but I hear they spread
leprosy and I don't want none of my hounds coming down with that. I
thought about rigging up some explosives on a trip wire, but I don't
need the neighbors complaining to the county.

How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
repellant?

Thanks in Advance.

Bubba "Bob" Cooter

jpw...@gmail.com

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:03:40 PM9/3/08
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.357 Magnum

jpw

Nick Maclaren

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:03:56 PM9/3/08
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In article <1ef0f9b5-2b70-4b9f...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,

unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com> writes:
|>
|> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
|> repellant?

Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
in Texas.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Damon Hynes

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:06:38 PM9/3/08
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On Sep 3, 3:57 pm, unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> wrote:

They hate cars. My advice is to commence brodies and burnouts and
figger-eghts on your acreage.

unklbob

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:19:20 PM9/3/08
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On Sep 3, 5:03 pm, n...@cus.cam.ac.uk (Nick Maclaren) wrote:

> In article <1ef0f9b5-2b70-4b9f-8be2-fbcbe9d22...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> writes:
>
> |>
> |> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
> |> repellant?
>
> Yes, indeed.  It is known as "Clue".  Go into your local shops, and
> ask "Do you have any Clue?"  They will soon sort you out, especially
> in Texas.
>
> Regards,
> Nick Maclaren.

You boys from Ukiah are funny, but it don't help my problem none.

I shoulda known better than to ask any damn Californians for advice.

J.C. "Watts" Enslin

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:22:07 PM9/3/08
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On Sep 3, 3:57 pm, unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> wrote:


I know nothing about this, just that armadillos and humans are the
only creatures of this earth that can get leprosy.

Jon

Emperor Wonko the Sane

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:24:48 PM9/3/08
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On Sep 3, 3:57 pm, unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> wrote:

Surprise it with guacamole dip and a CaptialOne card.

Doug

Damon Hynes

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Sep 3, 2008, 5:29:16 PM9/3/08
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On Sep 3, 4:24 pm, Emperor Wonko the Sane <d...@sorensensdomain.net>
wrote:

> Surprise it with guacamole dip and a CaptialOne card.

You owe me a keyboard.

Ted Dawson

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Sep 3, 2008, 6:18:43 PM9/3/08
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>> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
>> repellant?
>
>
>.357 Magnum

Personally, I prefer a 30-06 or .270. The 357 bullets fragment and bounce
back, much like when shooting at steel plates. The high-powered rifle just
leaves a big greasy spot with some armor plating.

Dan S.

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Sep 3, 2008, 6:26:42 PM9/3/08
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unklbob was thinking very hard :

Move to Indiana.


MountainFramer

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Sep 3, 2008, 6:32:19 PM9/3/08
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"unklbob" <mcgri...@aol.com> wrote in message
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http://www.armadillotrap.com/

HTH.


MountainFramer
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Steve Cutchen

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Sep 3, 2008, 10:42:02 PM9/3/08
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Cerumen

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Sep 4, 2008, 2:30:17 AM9/4/08
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"Nick Maclaren" <nm...@cus.cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
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I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
underbridge dwellers.

--
Chris, (on tour)
Intellect is invisible to the man who has none.
Schopenhauer


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Nick Maclaren

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Sep 4, 2008, 6:37:34 AM9/4/08
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In article <6i9dotF...@mid.individual.net>,

"Cerumen" <cerume...@gmail.com> writes:
|>
|> > Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
|> > ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
|> > in Texas.
|> >
|> I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
|> underbridge dwellers.

Oh, indeed, but they also tend to reach for their guns at any time
anyone shows any evidence of even looking for "Clue", and I should
be the last person to discourage the hunting of underbridge dwellers.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

unklbob

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Sep 4, 2008, 9:54:53 AM9/4/08
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On Sep 4, 2:30 am, "Cerumen" <cerumen.ch...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Nick Maclaren" <n...@cus.cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
>
> news:g9mu3s$7cc$1...@gemini.csx.cam.ac.uk...
>
> > In article
> > <1ef0f9b5-2b70-4b9f-8be2-fbcbe9d22...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,

> > unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> writes:
> > |>
> > |> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
> > |> repellant?
>
> > Yes, indeed.  It is known as "Clue".  Go into your local shops, and
> > ask "Do you have any Clue?"  They will soon sort you out, especially
> > in Texas.
>
> I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
> underbridge dwellers.
>
Real cute, coming from a flakey Californian. I happen to know that
the Ukiah gardening group gets posters from Arizona, New Mexico, and
yes, Texas because you share some zones. Armadillos might not be a
problem in Ukiah--yet--but soon enough the little buggers will work
their way right into your backyard, and you'll be glad for the advice
I now seek.

beccabunga

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Sep 4, 2008, 12:45:41 PM9/4/08
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I suppose if they are anything like badgers for going through fences,
you will have to consider metal bars round the garden.


--
beccabunga

Nick Maclaren

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Sep 4, 2008, 12:52:52 PM9/4/08
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In article <e37fdac9-972c-4d5b...@r35g2000prm.googlegroups.com>,
unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com> writes:

|> On Sep 4, 2:30=A0am, "Cerumen" <cerumen.ch...@gmail.com> wrote:
|>
|> > I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful
|> > lot of underbridge dwellers.
|> >
|> Real cute, coming from a flakey Californian. I happen to know that
|> the Ukiah gardening group gets posters from Arizona, New Mexico, and
|> yes, Texas because you share some zones. Armadillos might not be a
|> problem in Ukiah--yet--but soon enough the little buggers will work
|> their way right into your backyard, and you'll be glad for the advice
|> I now seek.

Back in the days when men were men, and the modern bunch of wimps
hadn't taken over, Texas had armadillos the size of small cars.

But I don't think that even the current dinky little ones will
reach the Ukraine.


Regards,
Nick Maclaren.

Rusty Hinge 2

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Sep 4, 2008, 11:49:59 AM9/4/08
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The message <6i9dotF...@mid.individual.net>
from "Cerumen" <cerume...@gmail.com> contains these words:

> "Nick Maclaren" <nm...@cus.cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
> news:g9mu3s$7cc$1...@gemini.csx.cam.ac.uk...
> > In article
> > <1ef0f9b5-2b70-4b9f...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,
> > unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com> writes:
> > |>
> > |> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
> > |> repellant?
> >
> > Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
> > ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
> > in Texas.
> >
> I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful lot of
> underbridge dwellers.

Bushmen too, so 'tis said.

--
Rusty
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cha...@notvalid.net

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Sep 4, 2008, 1:57:44 PM9/4/08
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On Thu, 4 Sep 2008 06:54:53 -0700 (PDT), unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com>
wrote:

unklbob,
You do understand don't you that the uk in this group stands for
United Kingdom and not Ukiah, California?

There is a whole world outside the USA!

cha...@notvalid.net

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Sep 4, 2008, 2:00:47 PM9/4/08
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On Thu, 4 Sep 2008 06:54:53 -0700 (PDT), unklbob <mcgri...@aol.com>
wrote:

>On Sep 4, 2:30 am, "Cerumen" <cerumen.ch...@gmail.com> wrote:

unklbob,
You do understand don't you that the uk in this gardening group

Sacha

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Sep 4, 2008, 6:14:42 PM9/4/08
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On 4/9/08 17:52, in article g9p3p4$bg1$1...@gemini.csx.cam.ac.uk, "Nick
Maclaren" <nm...@cus.cam.ac.uk> wrote:

Can we hope they don't reach urg any more? ;-((
--
Sacha
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South Devon


Rusty Hinge 2

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Sep 4, 2008, 6:32:20 PM9/4/08
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The message <u680c4tch1m1tcohl...@4ax.com>
from cha...@notvalid.net contains these words:

Actually, there's a whole world outside Texas...

~misfit~

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Sep 4, 2008, 8:07:50 PM9/4/08
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Somewhere on teh intarweb "unklbob" typed:

Smite works wonders I'm told. <g>
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unklbob

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Sep 4, 2008, 9:32:36 PM9/4/08
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On Sep 4, 8:07 pm, "~misfit~" <misfit6...@hooya.com.au> wrote:
> Somewhere on teh intarweb "unklbob" typed:
>
>
>
> > On Sep 4, 2:30 am, "Cerumen" <cerumen.ch...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> "Nick Maclaren" <n...@cus.cam.ac.uk> wrote in message
>
> >>news:g9mu3s$7cc$1...@gemini.csx.cam.ac.uk...
>
> >>> In article
> >>> <1ef0f9b5-2b70-4b9f-8be2-fbcbe9d22...@v39g2000pro.googlegroups.com>,
> >>> unklbob <mcgrisw...@aol.com> writes:
>
> >>>>> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
> >>>>> repellant?
>
> >>> Yes, indeed. It is known as "Clue". Go into your local shops, and
> >>> ask "Do you have any Clue?" They will soon sort you out, especially
> >>> in Texas.
>
> >> I thought Texas was noted for a total lack of "Clue" ? But an awful
> >> lot of underbridge dwellers.
>
> > Real cute, coming from a flakey Californian.  I happen to know that
> > the Ukiah gardening group gets posters from Arizona, New Mexico, and
> > yes, Texas because you share some zones.  Armadillos might not be a
> > problem in Ukiah--yet--but soon enough the little buggers will work
> > their way right into your backyard, and you'll be glad for the advice
> > I now seek.
>
> Smite works wonders I'm told. <g>

I'm too zealous for that.

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~misfit~

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Sep 5, 2008, 7:25:58 AM9/5/08
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Hehee! I thought it was you. ;-)

I hope you're well.

Andy Burns

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Sep 5, 2008, 8:56:54 PM9/5/08
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On 03/09/2008 21:57, unklbob wrote:

> How do you keep the dillos off of your lawn, some kind of critter
> repellant?

You need to tackle the problem at source, find where they are roosting
(check nearby monkey-puzzle trees, they love to make their nests high up
in those) and smash the eggs while they're sleeping.

Failing that, collect some jackalope droppings and spread them round
your sago palms, that should protect them.

Hmmm!

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Sep 9, 2008, 11:32:46 PM9/9/08
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Misfit may be right, but i would prefer to try a mix of bone walls and
CE.
Never heard about armadillos surviving that specific treatment...
Though dillos dont call me very often lately!

Louis

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