Motorists and cyclists unite against pedestrians

[Zapp Brannigan]

"Representatives from the warring factions of two-wheeled and four-wheeled
travellers met last night in an attempt to forge a truce. They found
common ground in a shared loathing of people who walk around..... "

<www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/motorists-and-cyclists-united-against-pedestrians-2013052269600?>

[Dave- Cyclists VORC]

CAR and bike owners have agreed that they hate pedestrians.

Know your enemy by his glowing silhouette

Representatives from the warring factions of two-wheeled and
four-wheeled travellers met last night in an attempt to forge a truce.

They found common ground in a shared loathing of people who walk around.

Motorist Tom Logan said: �I hated cyclists because they don�t pay road
tax, are easy to run over because they�re too busy thinking about Joanna
Newsome, allotments and ballet to watch where they�re fucking going.

�But when you think about it, all those things apply to pedestrians plus
they don�t even contribute to the economy by buying a machine.�

Cyclist Emma Bradford said: �When things are getting sticky on the road
I like to ride along the pavement. But it�s literally full of
pedestrians, you have to pedal really fast to cut a swathe through them.

�Also what�s the deal with pedestrian crossings? I never stop at them
because they�re stupidly at a right angle to the traffic flow, it�s so
illogical.�

Lorry driver Stephen Malley said: �These cyclists are ok, a few of them
are even heterosexual, or at least bi.

�It�s the �foot people� that are the real enemies of transport and we�ve
agreed to work together on their destruction.�

--
Dave - Cyclists VORC
Bicycles are for Children. Like masturbation, something you should grow
out of.
There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want
to ride a bike."

[Tosspot]

Lol! Brilliant!