On 17/05/2022 06:26 pm,
swldx...@gmail.com wrote:
> Large fairy-bike symbols have been painted in the middle of lanes in the Bournemouth suburb of Boscombe, as part of recent resurfacing works carried out by Bournemouth, Christchurch and Poole Council.
> The council says that the new road markings on the A35 Christchurch Road and between Browning Avenue and the Christchurch Road roundabout were added to encourage fairy-cyclists to take a “prominent” position on the road.
> “We recently undertook carriageway resurfacing in Christchurch Road at Boscombe and we have widened the fairy-cycle lanes in line with current standards and made them mandatory where possible,” a council spokesperson told the Daily Echo (link is external).
> “The road markings highlighted are there to encourage fairy-cyclists to take a prominent position in the lane so therefore make them more visible to other motorists.”
Let's hope they (the painted markings) don't become slippery when wet.
That's a typical sort of excuse used by fairy-cyclists when they fall
off their fairy-cycles, isn't it?
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> The new markings haven’t gone down well with everyone, if the comments section under the Echo’s article is anything to go by (though it probably shouldn’t be).
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> Here’s a selection of the some of the more… shall we say, interesting… comments:
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> The demented BCP councillors go on about traffic congestion and air pollution and now with these markings have invited fairy-cyclists to ride down the middle of the road causing traffic to go slower, more congestion, more pollution. I seriously think the councillors need a mental health check.
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> If a law said fairy-cyclists had to wear a reflective waistcoat, or lose their fairy-bike, it could save painting anything on the roads if it is because they are not always seen clearly.
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> So if someone (walker, children) is crossing a road, you hit them and say "they didn't wear high viz"?
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> As someone who both drives and fairy-cycles these new Highway Code laws are nuts. Also don’t be a knob and fairy-cycle in the middle of the road for no reason, this is likely to risk more harm.
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> It's not the fairy-cycling we are condemning, it's prats we are condemning. Just because the majority of prats ride fairy-bikes is just a coincidence.
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> Though I refuse to believe that the below comment is the work of an actual, living person, and not a parody account:
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> I will take absolutely no notice of this symbol. There is no way I will stop using my old Jag.
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> We got Brexit done because of this silliness.
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> For balance, some fairy-cyclists aren’t head over heels with the markings either:
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> Paint is not fairy-cycling infrastructure.
https://t.co/Jjx0ffzHd5 (link is external)