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Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 1:27:48 PM5/18/13
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I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
pretending to be in Dover.

When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.

The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that. The same slippery
twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
caught out.

How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?


--
Dave - Cyclists VORP
"It is time for us to say to cyclists 'You want to join our gang, get
trained and pay up'. John Griffin, Addison Lee.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:11:27 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>

How many remember Judith writing:-
"Peter Keller invented the persona Front Mech so that he could vent
his spleen when he was losing the plot (which is very often)
Having been caught out with Front Mech - he then invented Ricky
Bikeblokey.
Keller is the archetypal psycholist and fuckwit and does not deny
these accusations."?

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:15:14 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>

"You went rather quiet for a while, once it all sank in. Now you think
that you can rewrite history. Give up. You twice had a chance to prove
that FM was not there. All you had to do was be there yourself.
Simple. You chose not to be there. You had your chance. You blew it.
Instead you set up a half-arsed attempt at a "cunning plan", which
failed to prove anything. Trying to be clever you flopped. Then you
tried to prove that FM was lying. You got the ferry companies wrong,
you got the ferry times wrong, you came up against the photo, and the
all-too-solid hotel."

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:27:15 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>

We remember you saying it:-
"As soon as he claimed to have driven/rode past a hotel that
doesn't exist for 30 mins it was clear he didn't turn up either."

You repeated it. Now you misremember it, and attribute it to another,
and you beg your gang of co-liars to back you up. I expect that they
will.

My local Orange phone shop is now called an EE phone shop. That means
that it no longer exists, in Dave-world.


Mentalguy2k8

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May 18, 2013, 2:34:10 PM5/18/13
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"Dave- Cyclists VORP" <davi...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that. The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push
> bike?


This any good to you?

http://www.artikcommunity.biz/showthread.php?t=20363187

If "Front Mech" is Justin:

"I rode and drove back and forth several
times between these times: no sign of Dave"


Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:36:06 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?

Front Mech wrote:-
"I was present from 09:36 to 10:06. I passed the hotel several times
in
both directions: no one called me cunt, there was no sign written van
and no Dave. I left, by car, at 10:07."



Mentalguy2k8

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May 18, 2013, 2:40:46 PM5/18/13
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"Squashme" <squa...@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:cebae038-5b8a-4497...@s8g2000vbw.googlegroups.com...
"I rode and drove back and forth several
times between these times: no sign of Dave"

He changed "rode and drove back and forth" to "passed" in an otherwise
similar post 5 minutes later.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:47:45 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 7:40 pm, "Mentalguy2k8" <Mentalguy...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Squashme" <squas...@gmail.com> wrote in message
And?

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 2:59:22 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>
> --
>

"To be any good as a jape, the hotel building would
have to no longer exist, then you could pretty definitively claim that
he had not been there. As it is, you can't. All you have proved is
that you weren't there, despite all the bluster and fog. And he has a
timed photo of the building, taken from a ferry that you said could
not exist.
So, if he fucked up on a nameplate, you fucked up on a very large
building and an enormous ship."

How many of you remember Dave clearly saying that the ferry could
not exist?



Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 3:16:32 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>

Talking of foot-shooting, how many of you remember when Dave shot
himself in the foot:-

Dave - "I assume you are one of the 52% of the population who works
for the Guvmint? Or spongers as they are known."

Dave - "Did I forget to mention that she [his daughter] does so in the
course of her job as a Paramedic with London Ambulance Service?"

Dave - stupid enough to call his own daughter a sponger.

Mentalguy2k8

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May 18, 2013, 3:16:43 PM5/18/13
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"Squashme" <squa...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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> >both directions: no one called me cunt, there was no sign written van
> >and no Dave. I left, by car, at 10:07."
>
> "I rode and drove back and forth several
> times between these times: no sign of Dave"
>
> He changed "rode and drove back and forth" to "passed" in an otherwise
> similar post 5 minutes later.

>And?

Nothing, just filling in the bits you left out.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 3:46:00 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.
>
> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>

And you proved Front Mech was not in Dover how? Remind us. Re-live
your victory.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:06:22 PM5/18/13
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I realise the feeble minded like you like to cling to their delusions,
but you haven't thought this through.

If Justipoo's was actually there, how come he didn't notice that the
hotel had a completely different name?

How come he didn't notice the huge illuminated sign with the new name.

I asked him half a dozen times to confirm that the venue was the
Churchill Hotel & not the Churchill Guest House.

But he still failed to realise there was no hotel called the Churchill,
it was now called The Dover Marina Hotel & Spa.

He didn't spot any of that because he wasn't there.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:17:28 PM5/18/13
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On 18/05/2013 19:59, Squashme wrote:
> On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> wrote:
>> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
>> pretending to be in Dover.
>>
>> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>>
>> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that. The same slippery
>> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
>> caught out.
>>
>> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>>
>> --
>>
>
> "To be any good as a jape, the hotel building would
> have to no longer exist, then you could pretty definitively claim that
> he had not been there. As it is, you can't. All you have proved is
> that you weren't there, despite all the bluster and fog. And he has a
> timed photo of the building, taken from a ferry that you said could
> not exist.

He had a photo of someones hand, with a hotel in the background. That
hotel was called the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa, not the Churchill.

Explain how he could ride or drive past it 6 times & not notice the name
change?

> So, if he fucked up on a nameplate, you fucked up on a very large
> building and an enormous ship."

Not a nameplate, an illuminated sign some 3 metres long.
>
> How many of you remember Dave clearly saying that the ferry could
> not exist?

Nobody. How many recall that all we saw was a hand?

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 4:20:21 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:06 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Was it Best Western? How many rooms did it have? Had its phone number
changed?

What ferry companies serve Dover?

>
> He didn't spot any of that because he wasn't there.
>

He realised that you were a fuckwit with outdated information. He was
too polite to embarass an OAP who had made a minor error.

---------------------------------

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:26:34 PM5/18/13
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I realise that someone of your clearly limited intellect will have long
term memory problems, but its quite simple.

He chose the venue as the Churchill Hotel. Since he hadn't booked in or
ever been there, he wouldn't have known that it had been changed a year
before to the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa.

I did know, so I asked him half a dozen times to confirm it was the
Churchill Hotel & not the nearby Churchill Guest House.

He claimed to have driven/ridden past; "I rode and drove back and forth
several times between these times: no sign of Dave"

He changed "rode and drove back and forth" to "passed" in an otherwise
similar post 5 minutes later - trying to cover himself.

Now, ask yourself; could anyone who "rode and drove back and forth
several times" between 09:36 to 10:06 not notice that it wasn't the
Churchill Hotel but the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa?

There is only one explanation. It was bullshit. He wasn't there.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:27:44 PM5/18/13
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Oooooh! Getting desperate now aren't we?

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:31:53 PM5/18/13
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All completely irrelevant. It wasn't the Churchill Hotel, it was the
Dover Marina Hotel & Spa. There was no hotel called the Churchill.

Different letters & more of them should have been a clue.
>
> What ferry companies serve Dover?

Irrelevant.
>
>>
>> He didn't spot any of that because he wasn't there.
>>
>
> He realised that you were a fuckwit with outdated information. He was
> too polite to embarass an OAP who had made a minor error.

What?
>
> ---------------------------------
> My local Orange phone shop is now called an EE phone shop. That means
> that it no longer exists, in Dave-world.
>
If I drove/rode past it several times I would notice it had changed.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:32:28 PM5/18/13
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He was trying to wriggle.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 4:52:21 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:31 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Wriggle, wriggle.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 4:53:28 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> On 18/05/2013 20:16, Squashme wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> >> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> >> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> >> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> >> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> >> caught out.
>
> >> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>
> > Talking of foot-shooting, how many of you remember when Dave shot
> > himself in the foot:-
>
> > Dave - "I assume you are one of the 52% of the population who works
> > for the Guvmint? Or spongers as they are known."
>
> > Dave - "Did I forget to mention that she [his daughter] does so in the
> > course of her job as a Paramedic with London Ambulance Service?"
>
> > Dave - stupid enough to call his own daughter a sponger.
>
> Oooooh!  Getting desperate now aren't we?
>
Says Dave - desperately stupid enough to call his own daughter a
sponger.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 4:55:04 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:32 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
Praise indeed from the champion wriggler-in-chief.

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 4:58:12 PM5/18/13
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Raving like the lunatic you are?

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 4:59:12 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:26 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> On 18/05/2013 20:46, Squashme wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> >> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> >> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> >> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> >> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> >> caught out.
>
> >> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>
> > And you proved Front Mech was not in Dover how? Remind us. Re-live
> > your victory.
>
> I realise that someone of your clearly limited intellect will have long
> term memory problems, but its quite simple.
>
> He chose the venue as the Churchill Hotel.  Since he hadn't booked in or
> ever been there, he wouldn't have known that it had been changed a year
> before to the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa.
>
> I did know, so I asked him half a dozen times to confirm it was the
> Churchill Hotel & not the nearby Churchill Guest House.
>
> He claimed to have driven/ridden past; "I rode and drove back and forth
> several times between these times: no sign of Dave"
>
> He changed "rode and drove back and forth" to "passed" in an otherwise
> similar post 5 minutes later - trying to cover himself.

From what?

>
> Now, ask yourself; could anyone who "rode and drove back and forth
> several times" between 09:36 to 10:06 not notice that it wasn't the
> Churchill Hotel but the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa?
>
> There is only one explanation.  It was bullshit.  He wasn't there.
>
> --

All you can know is that you weren't there.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 5:04:15 PM5/18/13
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Trying to evade the point by bringing up something irrelevant from 3
years ago isn't helping your case.

Lets stick to the point.

Now, do you agree that Justin said he 'rode' past on his push bike?

Because we have concrete evidence that he said exactly than.

No room left for wriggling.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 18, 2013, 5:05:59 PM5/18/13
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From his lies being found out.
>
>>
>> Now, ask yourself; could anyone who "rode and drove back and forth
>> several times" between 09:36 to 10:06 not notice that it wasn't the
>> Churchill Hotel but the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa?
>>
>> There is only one explanation. It was bullshit. He wasn't there.
>>
>> --
>
> All you can know is that you weren't there.
>
I never claimed I was. I already knew there was no such venue.

Keep going, I enjoy watching you wriggle.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 5:10:37 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 9:26 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> On 18/05/2013 20:46, Squashme wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
>
>
> > On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
> > wrote:
> >> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> >> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> >> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> >> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> >> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> >> caught out.
>
> >> How many of you remember him clearly saying he 'rode' past on his push bike?
>
> > And you proved Front Mech was not in Dover how? Remind us. Re-live
> > your victory.
>
> I realise that someone of your clearly limited intellect will have long
> term memory problems, but its quite simple.
>
> He chose the venue as the Churchill Hotel.  Since he hadn't booked in or
> ever been there, he wouldn't have known that it had been changed a year
> before to the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa.

If he'd been trying to cheat, he would have checked.
As you were intending to cheat, you checked.

>
> I did know, so I asked him half a dozen times to confirm it was the
> Churchill Hotel & not the nearby Churchill Guest House.
>
> He claimed to have driven/ridden past; "I rode and drove back and forth
> several times between these times: no sign of Dave"
>
> He changed "rode and drove back and forth" to "passed" in an otherwise
> similar post 5 minutes later - trying to cover himself.
>
> Now, ask yourself; could anyone who "rode and drove back and forth
> several times" between 09:36 to 10:06 not notice that it wasn't the
> Churchill Hotel but the Dover Marina Hotel & Spa?
>

Yes, think about it. How could a motorist not see a motorcycle? Great
noisy big metallic things. But motorists sometimes don't see them, do
they? So, would they all see a hotel signboard? No, they wouldn't all.
You didn't even notice what ferry companies served Dover, despite
looking it up.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 5:45:21 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 10:04 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
than what?, as you would say.

> No room left for wriggling.
>

You wrote:-

Dave - Cyclists VOR
Jun 27 2011, 9:45 pm

"Just to confirm, you are going to meet me at 10:00am at the front of
the
Churchill Hotel, Marine Parade, Dover.

The deal is, as I understand it, I will call you a cunt to your face &
you will attempt to 'deck me with a single punch'?

Looking forward to seeing you."

Which was all a lie, wasn't it? You never intended to do what you
promised.

Squashme

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May 18, 2013, 6:07:53 PM5/18/13
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On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
wrote:
> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
> pretending to be in Dover.
>
> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>
> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that.  The same slippery
> twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he can't be
> caught out.

I'm shocked, shocked to find that lying is going on in here!
Message has been deleted

Peter Keller

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May 19, 2013, 1:11:57 AM5/19/13
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On Sat, 18 May 2013 21:06:22 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP wrote:

> feeble minded like you

Why do people insult others?

Insults effectively end any productive discussion of a topic.

Peter Keller

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May 19, 2013, 1:16:05 AM5/19/13
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On Sat, 18 May 2013 21:26:34 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP wrote:

> clearly limited intellect

Why do people insult others?

People insult you to gain control. If they can get you to insult them
back, you’ve given them the higher ground (power), and it gives them
control.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 19, 2013, 4:28:00 AM5/19/13
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Why? Most cyclists are compulsive liars.

Partac

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May 19, 2013, 5:15:27 AM5/19/13
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"Squashme" wrote in message
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It would probably depend on what speed the hotel signboard was travelling
at.
If it was travelling at the same speed as a motorcycle, it would be a lot
easier to miss.

Judith

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May 19, 2013, 3:28:57 PM5/19/13
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On Sun, 19 May 2013 05:16:05 +0000 (UTC), Peter Keller <muzh...@centrum.sk>
wrote:
Says the person who responded with Hagfish.

--
Wearing a cycle helmet will not kill you.

Peter Keller

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May 19, 2013, 7:42:39 PM5/19/13
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That does not change my post.

Peter Keller

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May 19, 2013, 7:43:45 PM5/19/13
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On Sun, 19 May 2013 09:28:00 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP wrote:

> On 18/05/2013 23:07, Squashme wrote:
>> On May 18, 6:27 pm, Dave- Cyclists VORP <davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>> I'm sure most remember when Justipoo's shot himself in the foot, by
>>> pretending to be in Dover.
>>>
>>> When he claimed to have ridden past a non existent hotel six times.
>>>
>>> The slippery twat is now claiming he didn't say that. The same
>>> slippery twat that doesn't allow Google to archive his posts - so he
>>> can't be caught out.
>>
>> I'm shocked, shocked to find that lying is going on in here!
>>
> Why? Most cyclists are compulsive liars.

Thanks for that.
So some bicyclists are not compulsive liars.

Partac

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"Squashme" wrote in message
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Is it time for your medication?

Partac

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"Peter Keller" wrote in message news:knbo3h$9s8$5...@dont-email.me...
Yes, I think we can be gracious enough to accept that there may be one or
two who are not.

Judith

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On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:55 +0100, "Partac" <any...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:

<snip>


>> Why? Most cyclists are compulsive liars.
>
>Thanks for that.
>So some bicyclists are not compulsive liars.
>
>Yes, I think we can be gracious enough to accept that there may be one or
>two who are not.


I know them both : me and Mr Benn. There may be others of course.
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Dave- Cyclists VORP

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May 22, 2013, 2:50:56 PM5/22/13
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On 22/05/2013 17:23, Justin wrote:
> On 20 mei, 18:01, Judith <jmsmith2...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:55 +0100, "Partac" <any...@tiscali.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>>>> Why? Most cyclists are compulsive liars.
>>
>>> Thanks for that.
>>> So some bicyclists are not compulsive liars.
>>
>>> Yes, I think we can be gracious enough to accept that there may be one or
>>> two who are not.
>>
>> I know them both : me and Mr Benn. There may be others of course.
>>
> Dave has informed us that all cyclists are sponging freeloader twats.
> His daughter refers to you as total cocks.
>
The truth sometimes hurts.

Peter Keller

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May 23, 2013, 6:44:00 AM5/23/13
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On Wed, 22 May 2013 09:23:54 -0700, Justin wrote:

> On 20 mei, 18:01, Judith <jmsmith2...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:55 +0100, "Partac" <any...@tiscali.co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>
>> <snip>
>>
>> >> Why?  Most cyclists are compulsive liars.
>>
>> >Thanks for that.
>> >So some bicyclists are not compulsive liars.
>>
>> >Yes, I think we can be gracious enough to accept that there may be one
>> >or two who are not.
>>
>> I know them both : me and Mr Benn.  There may be others of course.
>>
> Dave has informed us that all cyclists are sponging freeloader twats.
> His daughter refers to you as total cocks.

His daughter would know all about cocks.

Dave- Cyclists VORP

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She would. She once attended a cyclist who 'de gloved' his penis.

Peter Keller

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May 24, 2013, 3:46:37 AM5/24/13
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On Thu, 23 May 2013 20:57:32 +0100, Dave- Cyclists VORP wrote:

> On 23/05/2013 11:44, Peter Keller wrote:
>> On Wed, 22 May 2013 09:23:54 -0700, Justin wrote:
>>
>>> On 20 mei, 18:01, Judith <jmsmith2...@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:
>>>> On Mon, 20 May 2013 10:27:55 +0100, "Partac" <any...@tiscali.co.uk>
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>> <snip>
>>>>
>>>>>> Why? Most cyclists are compulsive liars.
>>>>
>>>>> Thanks for that.
>>>>> So some bicyclists are not compulsive liars.
>>>>
>>>>> Yes, I think we can be gracious enough to accept that there may be
>>>>> one or two who are not.
>>>>
>>>> I know them both : me and Mr Benn. There may be others of course.
>>>>
>>> Dave has informed us that all cyclists are sponging freeloader twats.
>>> His daughter refers to you as total cocks.
>>
>> His daughter would know all about cocks.
>>
> She would. She once attended a cyclist who 'de gloved' his penis.

Bizarre accidents do happen.
Hope everyone is OK.

Mark Williams

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Justin <justinl...@gmail.com> writes:

>> I know them both : me and Mr Benn. �There may be others of course.
>>
> Dave has informed us that all cyclists are sponging freeloader twats.
> His daughter refers to you as total cocks.

To be fair; we don't know what The Medway Handyman's daughter says, only
what her father claims she says. The claim might be accurate or
inaccurate.

--
Mark
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Dave- Cyclists VORC

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On 05/06/2013 02:16, Phil W Lee wrote:
> Mark Williams <postmaster@[127.0.0.1]> considered Tue, 04 Jun 2013
> So we can justifiably say that her father has claimed her to have an
> extensive knowledge of cocks?
>
Whereas your knowledge of vaginas is limited to those on blow up dolls.

Double espresso please.

--
Dave - Cyclists VORC
Bicycles are for Children. Like masturbation, something you should grow
out of.
There is something seriously sick and stunted about grown men who want
to ride a bike."

Mark Williams

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Phil W Lee <ph...@lee-family.me.uk> writes:

>>> Dave has informed us that all cyclists are sponging freeloader
>>> twats. His daughter refers to you as total cocks.
>>
>>To be fair; we don't know what The Medway Handyman's daughter says,
>>only what her father claims she says. The claim might be accurate or
>>inaccurate.
>
> So we can justifiably say that her father has claimed her to have an
> extensive knowledge of cocks?

She might or might not refer to her father in those terms. Until she
actually posts, we shall never know for sure.

--
Mark
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