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Bertie Wooster

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Nov 8, 2012, 1:22:02 PM11/8/12
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=====Quote=====

Simon Hughes (Bermondsey and Old Southwark, Liberal Democrat)

To ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government

(1) what steps his Department has taken to monitor the implementation
of the funding agreement for the grant awarded by his Department to
the Royal Borough of Greenwich for the refurbishment of Greenwich and
Woolwich foot tunnels;

(2) whether the Royal Borough of Greenwich met the conditions of its
contractual agreement with his Department for the refurbishment of the
Greenwich and Woolwich foot tunnels. Hansard source (Citation: HC Deb,
6 November 2012, c544W)

Mark Prisk (Hertford and Stortford, Conservative)

The original Community Infrastructure Fund 2 agreement for the
Greenwich and Woolwich foot tunnels was signed in November 2008
between the Department and the London borough of Greenwich.

The total funding allocation was £11.5 million for the refurbishment
of the Greenwich and Woolwich rotunda, tunnels, stairwells and
replacements of both lifts, including funding the associated
mechanical and electrical works.

In December 2008 delivery and monitoring of the grants were then
passed to Homes and Communities Agency as DCLG's main delivery body.
The agency monitored these grants and were content with progress on
the eligible works it funded. The borough confirmed that all eligible
works funded by the Homes and Communities Agency were completed as per
the conditions of contract and that any remaining works would be
funded from their own resources.

Responsibility for these grants then passed to the Greater London
Authority on 1 April 2012 as part of the wider transfer of the
agency's London responsibilities."

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My comment: It seems that responsibility for the oversight of local
government expenditure of £11.5m has been passed on from Government to
Boris Johnson as part of an April Fool's Joke with cyclists on this
part of National Cycle Route One the fall guys.

Dave - Cyclists VOR

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Nov 8, 2012, 1:30:49 PM11/8/12
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On 08/11/2012 18:22, Bertie Wooster wrote:
> =====Quote=====
>
> Simon Hughes (Bermondsey and Old Southwark, Liberal Democrat)
>
> To ask the Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government
>
> (1) Greenwich and
> Woolwich foot tunnels;
>
> (2)
> Greenwich and Woolwich foot tunnels.
>

> Greenwich and Woolwich foot tunnels
>

>
> My comment: It seems that responsibility for the oversight of local
> government expenditure of £11.5m has been passed on from Government to
> Boris Johnson as part of an April Fool's Joke with cyclists on this
> part of National Cycle Route One the fall guys.
>
My comment. Why is a psycholist interested in "foot tunnels"?


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legitimate mode of transport; it is either a toy for children or a
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and Cycling study. "For them, cycling is a bit embarrassing, they fail
to see its purpose, and have no interest in integrating it into their
lives, certainly on a regular basis."

PhilO

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Nov 9, 2012, 4:04:16 AM11/9/12
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On Thursday, November 8, 2012 6:30:48 PM UTC, Dave VOR wrote:
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> My comment. Why is a psycholist interested in "foot tunnels"?
>
Because you can get off a bike and wheel it through a foot tunnel.
Could you really not think of that yourself?

JNugent

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Nov 9, 2012, 8:06:05 AM11/9/12
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On 09/11/2012 09:04, PhilO wrote:

> Dave VOR wrote:
>
>> My comment. Why is a psycholist interested in "foot tunnels"?
>
> Because you can get off a bike and wheel it through a foot tunnel.
> Could you really not think of that yourself?

One could do the same in a sewer.

May we also expect a series of questions to be put to the appropriate water
company?

PhilO

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Nov 9, 2012, 8:27:23 AM11/9/12
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On Friday, November 9, 2012 1:06:05 PM UTC, JNugent wrote:
> On 09/11/2012 09:04, PhilO wrote:

>
> One could do the same in a sewer.
>
>
Can one legally push a bike through the sewer?
Do the authorities put up signs advising you to dismount in a sewer?

Or are you being totally irrelevant.
Again

JNugent

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Nov 9, 2012, 8:42:21 AM11/9/12
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On 09/11/2012 13:27, PhilO wrote:

> JNugent wrote:
>> PhilO wrote:

In response to PhilO's assertion that a cyclist may psh a bicycle through a
foot tunnel...

>> One could do the same in a sewer.
>>
> Can one legally push a bike through the sewer?

Wow... watch those goalposts fly...

But I expect that the answer is "yes", despite your attempt at diversion.

I have certainly never heard of a law against pushing a bike in a sewer.

Have you?

DavidR

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Nov 9, 2012, 10:13:11 AM11/9/12
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"JNugent" <jenni...@fastmail.fm> wrote in message
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> I have certainly never heard of a law against pushing a bike in a sewer.

Perhaps a Mr Angry hasn't gone down so he can come up and complain.
"There should be a law against it. One day someone will die" and all that.
This is the opportunity for you to do the public spirited thing and spend
time down
there until you find one.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYFq0Bdftz4


Judith

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Nov 9, 2012, 10:44:31 AM11/9/12
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On Fri, 9 Nov 2012 01:04:16 -0800 (PST), PhilO <goo1...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:

>On Thursday, November 8, 2012 6:30:48 PM UTC, Dave VOR wrote:
>>
>> My comment. Why is a psycholist interested in "foot tunnels"?
>>
>Because you can get off a bike and wheel it through a foot tunnel.


If only they would


Dave - Cyclists VOR

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Nov 9, 2012, 1:33:50 PM11/9/12
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On 09/11/2012 09:04, PhilO wrote:
Except that cyclists cannot be trusted to wheel their silly Victorian
diversion - they would ride it instead.

nik.morgan

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Nov 9, 2012, 2:36:02 PM11/9/12
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we are talking about Greenwich?
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ennemm

Mrcheerful

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Nov 10, 2012, 9:01:27 AM11/10/12
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>Bertie Wooster wrote:
>parlimentary

I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'


Bertie Wooster

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Nov 10, 2012, 9:31:58 AM11/10/12
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I'm surprised that you can...

JNugent

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Nov 10, 2012, 9:56:36 AM11/10/12
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On 10/11/2012 14:31, Bertie Wooster wrote:

> "Mrcheerful" <g.odon...@yahoo.co.uk> wrote:
>>> Bertie Wooster wrote:

>>> parlimentary
>
>> I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'
>
> I'm surprised that you can...

Touché.

Dave - Cyclists VOR

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Nov 10, 2012, 12:48:31 PM11/10/12
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Primary school teachers (snigger) don't have to use big words normally.

Mrcheerful

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Nov 10, 2012, 6:09:21 PM11/10/12
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I thought it ( English language capabilities) was a requirement to be a
teacher.
Being able to spell parliament is especially useful at this time of year.


thirty-six

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Nov 11, 2012, 6:36:06 AM11/11/12
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On Nov 10, 5:48 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
nocer<davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
> On 10/11/2012 14:01, Mrcheerful wrote:>> Bertie Wooster wrote:
> >> parlimentary
>
> > I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'
>
> Primary school teachers (snigger) don't have to use big words normally.
>

I remember a primary school teacher accused me of being backward (at
6) and the school brought in a special assessor. I told him the
teacher did not interest me, although very nice, and I didn't want to
talk as a baby (for which I considered that is what teacher wanted).
I was tested above my year and exhausted the set words, spelling
difficult words quickly without reference, such as giraffe, elephant
and rhinoceros. It is rare that a primary-school teacher will permit
a child to develop at an elevated rate. it's as if they don't want us
to spell words over one syllable such as, Magna-Carta, Westminster,
parliamentary, folly, corruption, fraudulent, unlawful, lord-
protector, Rothschild. I don't understand on an honest world why that
would be.

Dave - Cyclists VOR

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Nov 11, 2012, 6:38:26 AM11/11/12
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On 11/11/2012 11:36, thirty-six wrote:
> On Nov 10, 5:48 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
> nocer<davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> On 10/11/2012 14:01, Mrcheerful wrote:>> Bertie Wooster wrote:
>>>> parlimentary
>>
>>> I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'
>>
>> Primary school teachers (snigger) don't have to use big words normally.
>>
>
> I remember a primary school teacher accused me of being backward

Wasn't wrong was he?

Partac

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Nov 11, 2012, 7:18:24 AM11/11/12
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"Mrcheerful" wrote in message news:G8tns.351905$it2....@fx22.am4...

>Bertie Wooster wrote:
>parlimentary

I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'

I'm not.

Judith

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Nov 11, 2012, 8:05:20 AM11/11/12
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On Sun, 11 Nov 2012 03:36:06 -0800 (PST), thirty-six <thirt...@live.co.uk>
wrote:

>On Nov 10, 5:48 pm, Dave - Cyclists VOR
>nocer<davidl...@blueyonder.co.uk> wrote:
>> On 10/11/2012 14:01, Mrcheerful wrote:>> Bertie Wooster wrote:
>> >> parlimentary
>>
>> > I am surprised that you cannot spell 'parliamentary'
>>
>> Primary school teachers (snigger) don't have to use big words normally.
>>
>
>I remember a primary school teacher accused me of being backward (at
>6) and the school brought in a special assessor.

"prescient" - was that the word you were struggling with?

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