Virgin Radio £25,000 winning joke winner
bluebean
The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept
shouting 'You crazy foo'. I ain't gettin' on no plane!'
Congratulations to Emma Lynch for winning £25,000 and submitting the winning
joke.
And the other 2 finalists were...
Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
Man: "A cartoon family on television!"
Kirk Panter from Canvey Island
Last night's charity panto performance in aid of 'Help the Paranoid'
descended into chaos... Someone in the audience shouted 'He's behind you.'
Lee Westrip from Croydon
Nick
"bluebean" <heaton1...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Bastard :)
Shut up fool!!
Although if you take it literally it's a bit of a let down, as BA was
actually terrified of flying and had to be sedated everytime that the A Team
had to fly anywhere...... oh well.
"Nick" <nick9000....@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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Vicky Conlan
>BA Baracus of The A.Team!!!
>Shut up fool!!
>
>Although if you take it literally it's a bit of a let down, as BA was
>actually terrified of flying and had to be sedated everytime that the A Team
>had to fly anywhere...... oh well.
Umm, surely that's right, cos the joke was "I ain't getting on no plane"
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UK Competitions: http://comps.org/
Lovegoddess {LG}
BA = British Airways
"Nick" <nick9000....@ntlworld.com> wrote in message news:Lie1e.202$Dj1...@newsfe5-win.ntli.net...
Lovegoddess {LG}
>
> Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
> Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
> Man: "A cartoon family on television!"
> Kirk Panter from Canvey Island
It was this one I needed explaining............but dippy has become my middle name during this pregnancy.............hubbie explained it to me <LOL>
bluebean
"Lovegoddess {LG}" <sp...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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I didn't get them either
Janette
"Vicky Conlan" <co...@riffraff.plig.net> wrote in message news:d23tnj$2fam$1...@magenta.plig.net...
> According to <newaroun...@hotmail.com>:
>>BA Baracus of The A.Team!!!
>>Shut up fool!!
>>
>>Although if you take it literally it's a bit of a let down, as BA was
>>actually terrified of flying and had to be sedated everytime that the A Team
>>had to fly anywhere...... oh well.
>
> Umm, surely that's right, cos the joke was "I ain't getting on no plane"
the BA was a "clever" joke not exactly side splitting but I could see how it would appeal to a rival airline marketing dept ;-)
Janette
Vicky Conlan
>>>BA Baracus of The A.Team!!!
>>>Shut up fool!!
>>>
>>>Although if you take it literally it's a bit of a let down, as BA was
>>>actually terrified of flying and had to be sedated everytime that the A Team
>>>had to fly anywhere...... oh well.
>>
>> Umm, surely that's right, cos the joke was "I ain't getting on no plane"
>
>the BA was a "clever" joke not exactly side splitting but I could see how
>it would appeal to a rival airline marketing dept ;-)
Yes, I liked that. None of them were hilarious, but they were all
giggle-able. Having run a joke competition before, I don't envy
the judges.
Lovegoddess {LG}
"bluebean" <heaton1...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:35f1e.298$%r3...@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> Man: "Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing."
> Doc: "Ok, what are the symptoms?"
> Man: "A cartoon family on television!"
> Kirk Panter from Canvey Island
It was this one I needed explaining............but dippy has become my
middle name during this pregnancy.............hubbie explained it to me
<LOL>
I didn't get them either
--------
he's hard of hearing -
symptoms he hears as simpsons !!
^A^ngel
really that hight was it?
LOL
Chris
"bluebean" <heaton1...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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^A^ngel
keyboard.
Chris
"^A^ngel" <voodoo_virgin(NOSPAM)@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Vicky Conlan
>Hmmmm and my typos are even worse LOL Still not used to using this laptop
>keyboard.
Humour's one of those odd things. Either you're lucky enough to be
on the same wavelength as the judges or you're not. There are probably
a lot of entries that you would have preferred. But you weren't the
judge. There's a lot less skill involved than you'd like to think
Cerian
<juan...@lycos.co.uk> writes
>
>"Vicky Conlan" <co...@riffraff.plig.net> wrote in message news:d23tnj$2fam$1@mag
>enta.plig.net...
>> According to <newaroun...@hotmail.com>:
>>>BA Baracus of The A.Team!!!
>>>Shut up fool!!
>>>
>>>Although if you take it literally it's a bit of a let down, as BA was
>>>actually terrified of flying and had to be sedated everytime that the A Team
>>>had to fly anywhere...... oh well.
>>
>> Umm, surely that's right, cos the joke was "I ain't getting on no plane"
>
>
>the BA was a "clever" joke not exactly side splitting but I could see how it
>would appeal to a rival airline marketing dept ;-)
>
*whoosh*
Used to love the A-Team :)
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Cerian
Father Christmas
> really that hight was it?
> LOL
>
> Chris
I did consider sending then my joke, but eventually decided that I would
retain it for here...you lucky people :-)
Cheers
-Ar^ch
charybdis
"Cerian" <Cer...@iconia.org.uk> wrote in message news:w0dpZCAu...@iconia.demon.co.uk...
> Thing is, if you're under a certain age, it would have just gone
> *whoosh*
>
> Used to love the A-Team :)
> --
> Cerian
I am not under a certain age, but it still went *whoosh* LOL
Vicky Conlan
> > Thing is, if you're under a certain age, it would have just gone
>> *whoosh*
>>
>> Used to love the A-Team :)
>> --
>> Cerian
>
>I am not under a certain age, but it still went *whoosh* LOL
You obviously had better things to waste your Saturday afternoons on
Bastard :)
shouting 'You crazy foo'. I ain't gettin' on no plane!'
But it says she flew with him....if he was on the plane he would have been
drugged.
"Vicky Conlan" <co...@riffraff.plig.net> wrote in message
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Vicky Conlan
>The last time I went on holiday I flew with BA. It was terrible. He kept
>shouting 'You crazy foo'. I ain't gettin' on no plane!'
>
>But it says she flew with him....if he was on the plane he would have been
>drugged.
Obviously it was /before/ he was drugged, as he was saying he wasn't
getting on the plane. there'd be no point saying he wasn't if he already
was.
ALthough it's starting to lose a bit in over-analysis.
Bastard :)
So if he was drugged then flying with him would be fine, check in would be
the nightmare.