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Mike Chetham

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Jun 3, 2003, 1:17:39 PM6/3/03
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No, not Rockfarce this time (where are the mountain monks?)
About 8 years ago C4 showed a US Rockfarce style drama - seemed to be a
continuation of Sly's Cliffhanger , but without the attractive dark haired
young lady from Northern Exposure.

Anyone remember what it was called?

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Allen Foster

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Jun 3, 2003, 1:44:32 PM6/3/03
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On Tue, 3 Jun 2003 18:17:39 +0100, "Mike Chetham"
<mi...@PANTSmchetham.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>No, not Rockfarce this time (where are the mountain monks?)
>About 8 years ago C4 showed a US Rockfarce style drama - seemed to be a
>continuation of Sly's Cliffhanger , but without the attractive dark haired
>young lady from Northern Exposure.
>
>Anyone remember what it was called?

Extreme

http://www.epguides.com/Extreme/

Steve

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Jun 3, 2003, 2:31:40 PM6/3/03
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It was called "Extreme", it was filmed in Park City, Utah i think.

On Tue, 3 Jun 2003 18:17:39 +0100, "Mike Chetham"
<mi...@PANTSmchetham.freeserve.co.uk> wrote:

>No, not Rockfarce this time (where are the mountain monks?)
>About 8 years ago C4 showed a US Rockfarce style drama - seemed to be a
>continuation of Sly's Cliffhanger , but without the attractive dark haired
>young lady from Northern Exposure.
>
>Anyone remember what it was called?


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Mike Chetham

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Jun 3, 2003, 2:26:58 PM6/3/03
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Thank you for that.

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Arnaud

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"Mike Chetham" <mi...@PANTSmchetham.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Thank you for that.
>
> --
>
Would it be rude to ask why a sudden interest in poor mountain related
fiction? Planing a party? I can recomend K2 as fairly bad, although not a
patch on the Rockface or cliffhanger (haven't seen Vertical Limit yet)...

A.-


sonntag

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Jun 4, 2003, 5:11:27 AM6/4/03
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Vertical Limit seems to be a good follow up to Cliffhanger. Lots of hanging
barely on one ice-axe over the abyss, plenty of plain ridiculous climbing stunts
and not a shimmer of rope technique,

Good optics though.

cheers

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Steve Pardoe

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Jun 4, 2003, 5:33:23 AM6/4/03
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Arnaud <a.ga...@mitsumist.ac.uk> wrote in message
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> (haven't seen Vertical Limit yet)...

What? What!!! Come on, you've *got* to see Vertical Limit. It's your
duty.

While on the topic of crass merkin movies, did "Touching the Void"
(allegedly with Tom Cruise as the droppee) ever get made / released?

S


Iain Downie

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Jun 4, 2003, 5:52:05 AM6/4/03
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"sonntag" <r.so...@gmx.de> wrote in message
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> Vertical Limit seems to be a good follow up to Cliffhanger. Lots of
hanging
> barely on one ice-axe over the abyss, plenty of plain ridiculous climbing
stunts
> and not a shimmer of rope technique,

Made me laugh - possibly not the aim of the film though.
Spawny


Martin Carpenter

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Jun 4, 2003, 6:08:08 AM6/4/03
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"Steve Pardoe" <ste...@AMpardoes.com> wrote:

> While on the topic of crass merkin movies, did "Touching
> the Void" (allegedly with Tom Cruise as the droppee)
> ever get made / released?

Is this what you mean:

> Feature Documentary, Touching the Void - 25/03/03
>
> Now in the final stages of production, we hope to have a
> launch date soon. We will provide details of how you can
> get to see it as soon as possible.

?

From http://www.noordinaryjoe.co.uk/flash/index.asp. Couldn't find any more
details though.

Martin.


Arnaud

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Jun 4, 2003, 6:11:21 AM6/4/03
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"Steve Pardoe" <ste...@AMpardoes.com> wrote in message
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> Arnaud <a.ga...@mitsumist.ac.uk> wrote in message
> news:3eddba13$1...@news.umist.ac.uk...
> > (haven't seen Vertical Limit yet)...
>
> What? What!!! Come on, you've *got* to see Vertical Limit. It's your
> duty.

I've never been bothered to spend 3 quid to hire it out. Does not seem worth
the money. I'm waiting for it to come out on Five.

> While on the topic of crass merkin movies, did "Touching the Void"
> (allegedly with Tom Cruise as the droppee) ever get made / released?
>

I heard rumours of Cruise finaly getting rid of the rights or something, but
I could be wrong. I heard as well somewhere that in the film in order to
avoid a lot of off voice (Simpson thinking while sinking) they were going to
provide the actors with 2 way radios!. Fantastic twist!

A.-


Arnaud

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Jun 4, 2003, 6:15:28 AM6/4/03
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"Martin Carpenter" <mcarp...@free.fr> wrote in message
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>
> "Steve Pardoe" <ste...@AMpardoes.com> wrote:
>
> ?
>
> From http://www.noordinaryjoe.co.uk/flash/index.asp. Couldn't find any
more
> details though.
>

They talk of a documentary. I think Steve refered to a hypothetical
dramatisation that was supposed to feature Tom Cruise as Joe S.

A.-


chrissy

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Jun 4, 2003, 6:57:14 AM6/4/03
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I haven't seen this film either, just could not bear to go and see it! lool
Chris
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Steve Pardoe

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Jun 4, 2003, 7:05:00 AM6/4/03
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Hi, Martin,

Martin Carpenter <mcarp...@free.fr> wrote in message
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> Is this what you mean:


>
> > Feature Documentary, Touching the Void - 25/03/03
> >
> > Now in the final stages of production, we hope to have a
> > launch date soon. We will provide details of how you can
> > get to see it as soon as possible.
>
> ?

Could be...

> From http://www.noordinaryjoe.co.uk/flash/index.asp. Couldn't find any
more
> details though.

No, the site (non-Flash, I'm at the office) is rather sparse! Thanks for
the effort, tho'.

S


Steve Pardoe

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Jun 4, 2003, 7:06:20 AM6/4/03
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Hi, A.- & all,

Arnaud <a.ga...@mitsumist.ac.uk> wrote in message

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<Vertical Limit>> I've never been bothered to spend 3 quid to hire it out.


Does not seem worth
> the money. I'm waiting for it to come out on Five.

If your "five" reception is anything like ours, at least there will be
plenty of snow on screen ;-(

> > While on the topic of crass merkin movies, did "Touching the Void"
> > (allegedly with Tom Cruise as the droppee) ever get made / released?
> >
> I heard rumours of Cruise finaly getting rid of the rights or something,
but
> I could be wrong. I heard as well somewhere that in the film in order to
> avoid a lot of off voice (Simpson thinking while sinking) they were going
to
> provide the actors with 2 way radios!. Fantastic twist!

Indeed! Makes it a lot more plausible.

[Scene 64 : a snow slope, but somewhere accessible to location catering]

SY : "How are you doing down there, Joe? Over."
JS : "I'm hanging in space. Over."
SY : "OK, I'll cut the rope and see what happens. Over."
JS : "Fine by me, Simon. Over."

[Pause for dramatic effect]

SY : "Joe, are you OK? Over."
JS : "Yes, I'm in a crevasse. Over."
SY : "OK, I'll b*gger off back to base camp and burn your kit if you're not
back in four days. Over."
JS : "Yeah, no problem, it'll make a great novel. Don't forget to leave
some sh*te for me to crawl in. Over and Out".

[Scene 65 : a pub in Sheffield. JS is chatting up a slim, dark-haired
woman]

JS : "Nicole?"
NK : "Papa?"

{"Cut!"}

S

chrissy

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Jun 4, 2003, 7:31:16 AM6/4/03
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>
> SY : "How are you doing down there, Joe? Over."
> JS : "I'm hanging in space. Over."
> SY : "OK, I'll cut the rope and see what happens. Over."
> JS : "Fine by me, Simon. Over."
>
> [Pause for dramatic effect]
>
> SY : "Joe, are you OK? Over."
> JS : "Yes, I'm in a crevasse. Over."
> SY : "OK, I'll b*gger off back to base camp and burn your kit if you're
not
> back in four days. Over."
> JS : "Yeah, no problem, it'll make a great novel. Don't forget to leave
> some sh*te for me to crawl in. Over and Out".
>
> [Scene 65 : a pub in Sheffield. JS is chatting up a slim, dark-haired
> woman]
>
> JS : "Nicole?"
> NK : "Papa?"
>
> {"Cut!"}
>
> S
>
Steve, something makes me think you have seen this more than once?????????
Or even bought the film??
( if so can i borrow it please? lol - see you all tonight)
Chris
xx>
>


Stefan Beyer

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Jun 4, 2003, 8:50:07 AM6/4/03
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A few months ago I went to a book reading session, where Joe simpson
read from his latest book. (can't remember the title, but it's the one
where he talks about his attempt at the Eiger north face.)
Anyway, he said when asked by someone, that he kept selling the
filmrights to companies for a limited time, in which say normally figure
out that it's too hard to turn the story into a blockbuster. So nothing
ever came from it in terms of a movie. They did however make
documentary, which Joe said would be ready for Cannes this year.

Stefan

Steve Pardoe

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Jun 4, 2003, 1:24:44 PM6/4/03
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Hi, Stefan & all,

Stefan Beyer <be...@cs.man.ac.uk> wrote in message
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<snips>


> Steve Pardoe wrote:
> > While on the topic of crass merkin movies, did "Touching the Void"
> > (allegedly with Tom Cruise as the droppee) ever get made / released?
>

> A few months ago I went to a book reading session, where Joe simpson
> read from his latest book. (can't remember the title, but it's the one
> where he talks about his attempt at the Eiger north face.)

"The Beckoning Silence?"

> Anyway, he said when asked by someone, that he kept selling the
> filmrights to companies for a limited time, in which say normally figure
> out that it's too hard to turn the story into a blockbuster. So nothing
> ever came from it in terms of a movie. They did however make
> documentary, which Joe said would be ready for Cannes this year.

Ah, that must be the one Martin Carpenter identified. Thanks! I seem to
remember seeing a photo or two in "TBS" of the re-enactment.

> Stefan

By the way, if you're at Manky Uni, d'you ever get along to the North West
Face in Warrington? A few of us from u.r.c will be there tonight (Weds)
from 19:30 or so.

Steve

Stefan Beyer

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Jun 5, 2003, 6:33:09 AM6/5/03
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Steve Pardoe wrote:

.
.
.

>
> By the way, if you're at Manky Uni, d'you ever get along to the North West
> Face in Warrington? A few of us from u.r.c will be there tonight (Weds)
> from 19:30 or so.
>
> Steve
>

I have thought about it, but have only ever made it to the Salford Uni
wall. I am a beginner and have just bought my first ever pair of
climbing shoes. I have yet to climb outside for the first time. Is the
North West Face better than Salford?
What I find at Salford is a lack of people at a similarly pathetic level
as me. Probably, because it's a unversity wall and early summer is the
wrong time to start, when all the students go home. Most people seem to
do bouldering, which I believe is really good practise for roped
climbing as well, but I'd also like to get a bit higher up, to get used
to not being able to jump of every time I run out of confidence.


Stefan

Steve Pardoe

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Jun 5, 2003, 8:48:41 AM6/5/03
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Hi, Stefan,

Stefan Beyer <be...@cs.man.ac.uk> wrote in message

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> I have thought about it, but have only ever made it to the Salford Uni
> wall. I am a beginner

We all were, once!

> and have just bought my first ever pair of
> climbing shoes. I have yet to climb outside for the first time. Is the
> North West Face better than Salford?

Well, I haven't been to the Salford wall, but I'd be surprised if it's as
good as the NWF. People come from a long way away to train at the NWF, and
it's quite beginner-friendly. I started climbing there, a few years ago.

> What I find at Salford is a lack of people at a similarly pathetic level
> as me. Probably, because it's a unversity wall and early summer is the
> wrong time to start, when all the students go home. Most people seem to
> do bouldering, which I believe is really good practise for roped
> climbing as well, but I'd also like to get a bit higher up, to get used
> to not being able to jump of every time I run out of confidence.

So, try to get along on a Wednesday evening (7:30 onwards), and meet the
u.r.c posse. There were nine of us there last night, but if the weather's
really good, we sometimes meet at a crag instead, so best to check here
first. Ask at the desk for the old blondy beardy baldy git, and they'll
know where to point you. Don't get your hopes up about the quality of the
beer afterwards, though.

E-mail me (taking SPAM out) if you want more info.

See you, HTH,

Steve P
http://www.pardoes.com/climbing/nwface.htm


Mike Chetham

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Jun 6, 2003, 4:03:08 AM6/6/03
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No, sadly not planning a party (although it is a good idea). Many moons ago
went to see Cliffhanger with the Karabiner Club, my how the howls of
derision annoyed Joe Public (fortunately not many of them in there!)

I ask because of a conversation in the pub about Rockfarce (my fave this
series - better not move the casualty, even though an unsecured Landrover is
balanced above him & you) turned into a general 'climbing on the telly'
chat. I mentioned 'Extreme' but couldn't remember the name of it , no-one
else seemed to have heard of it.

The only thing I do remember about Extreme was the team leader always seemed
to be wearing the same Patagonia shirt in every episode (I too have the same
shirt, very ancient but very nice - a Prussian Blue checked one, very
tasteful). I must point out that my ownership of said shirt predates Extreme
rather than me trying to emulate Mr Brolin.

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Iain Downie

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> I ask because of a conversation in the pub about Rockfarce (my fave this
> series - better not move the casualty, even though an unsecured Landrover
is
> balanced above him & you) turned into a general 'climbing on the telly'
> chat. I mentioned 'Extreme' but couldn't remember the name of it , no-one
> else seemed to have heard of it.

I remember it, but have been trying to forget it since then. I think
open-air jacuzzi's featured heavily for some reason.

Pile of crap!

Spawn


Mike Chetham

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Jun 7, 2003, 6:25:05 AM6/7/03
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The jacuzzi... the only reason I joined Mountain Rescue. PDMRO is well known
for its pool parties after shouts

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Dave H

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> The jacuzzi... the only reason I joined Mountain Rescue. PDMRO is well
known
> for its pool parties after shouts

Right that does it I'm moving South, all we get in the MPSRO is 4 shouts in
one day and NO party afterwards. BAH

I know that theres a couple in our team, of each sex, who could fuel a
jacuzzi full time !!!!

Dave


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chrissy

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Jun 7, 2003, 7:44:52 PM6/7/03
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I am new to the group too, and am not too good at climbing yet,. what i love
is that anyone is welcomed whatever the standard, so I am sure everyone
would love tomeet you!
Ps I am sure the wall is better than Salford!!
Chris
xx

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chrissy

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Jun 7, 2003, 7:46:15 PM6/7/03
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. ""the old blondy beardy baldy git, ""
Please ssstop calling me this Steve,,,,,,,
thank you

Chris
xx


Mike Chetham

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Jun 8, 2003, 2:32:55 PM6/8/03
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Perhaps I should get out more but it did occur to me whilst watching today's
instalment of fine mountain drama that the wardrobe people had an ace job.

Picture the scene "here's the brief: you've got to dress 30 people in
roughtie toughtie climbing gear, oh & there have got to be lots of nice
shiny things around to make it look authentic".

Careers teacher never told me about that one...

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Dave H

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Jun 8, 2003, 7:47:12 PM6/8/03
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> Perhaps I should get out more but it did occur to me whilst watching
today's
> instalment of fine mountain drama that the wardrobe people had an ace job.

We've just made sure there is a store room in our new base full of metal
bangy cages for banging in !!!

> Picture the scene "here's the brief: you've got to dress 30 people in
> roughtie toughtie climbing gear, oh & there have got to be lots of nice
> shiny things around to make it look authentic".

Thats just what its like at Work, should have seen the Stars in Their Eyes
'I am a Celebrity Get me Out of this Studio Mathew' Special that was in
tonight. Toyah, Fash, Catalina, Geller & Lloyd all with shiney kit around
them cos they didnt look nice :)

Stefan Beyer

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Jun 9, 2003, 5:46:35 AM6/9/03
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chrissy wrote:
> I am new to the group too, and am not too good at climbing yet,. what i love
> is that anyone is welcomed whatever the standard, so I am sure everyone
> would love tomeet you!
.
.
.

Well, in that case, I will make a point of getting there some time soon
to introduce myself.

See you soon,

Stefan

Tim Stich

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Jun 9, 2003, 7:53:26 AM6/9/03
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sonntag <r.so...@gmx.de> wrote in message news:<bbkd3v$ab34s$1...@ID-170741.news.dfncis.de>...
> Vertical Limit seems to be a good follow up to Cliffhanger.

Vertical limit is the penultimate of "so bad it's good" climbing
films. Unfortunately, it is not the ultimate.

-TMS

Tim Stich

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"Steve Pardoe" <ste...@AMpardoes.com> wrote in message news:<3eddbce0$0$45182$65c6...@mercury.nildram.net>...

Right. Thank Crom that they didn't make it into a dramatic release.
There are very few American directors and producers that I would trust
with that project. Maybe John Sayles. I'm still waiting for the next
half believable climbing film. Though K-2 was a bit overwrought
(Michael Bein from the Terminator series), it at least didn't contain
full blown cliff jumping onto ice axes and crampons with nitroglycerin
and helicopter blades swinging at heads. And the part in VertLim with
the rope cutting. I mean the first part. I almost expected the father
to tell his son, "Cut yourself out of the scene. It can't take all of
our weight."

-TMS

Iain Downie

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Jun 9, 2003, 9:28:43 AM6/9/03
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> There are very few American directors and producers that I would trust
> with that project. Maybe John Sayles.

I'm sure he's listening......

Spawny

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It was called extreme and damn she was fine.


"Mike Chetham" <mi...@PANTSmchetham.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message

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> No, not Rockfarce this time (where are the mountain monks?)
> About 8 years ago C4 showed a US Rockfarce style drama - seemed to be a
> continuation of Sly's Cliffhanger , but without the attractive dark haired
> young lady from Northern Exposure.
>
> Anyone remember what it was called?

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