<Executive.Con...@New.York.inc> wrote in message
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> Wanted for High-Profile job, based in London.
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> A recent resignation by the present encumbrance means that we in
> Exec-Con Recruitment of New York, are able to offer this vacancy on
> behalf of our client Brit-Gov plc. of London, England.
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> Ideally the candidate should be a dyslexic, black (or otherwise
> ethnically-challenged), single-parent, lesbian, uni-dexter. With some
> knowledge of modern-day police-work: e.g. a recent arrest record,
> together with a belief that all crime can be cured just by introducing
> a national ID card.
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> Knowledge of the law not expected or required as our clients are
> introducing new laws every day.
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> A working knowledge of the English language would be an advantage.
> Failing that a fluency in one of the languages spoken by British
> natives, such as Urdu, Hindi, Bengali, Tamil, Pushti or Gujarati, with
> a promise to learn English at some undetermined future date.
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> Brit-Gov plc. is an almost-equal opportunity employer, all it asks is
> that you are representative of some minority group or groups and not a
> 'born and bred' Briton.
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> Send your CV to Jacqui Smith, The Home Office, London.
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Classic.
Micky