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M0CQL

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Jan 23, 2001, 11:55:46 AM1/23/01
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Moaning about morse code?
just shut up and get on with it !


megh...@hotmail.com

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Jan 23, 2001, 12:38:24 PM1/23/01
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In article <4Kib6.918$gp2....@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,

"M0CQL" <andrew...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> Moaning about morse code?
> just shut up and get on with it !
>
>

No thanks, I can wait until 2004 :o)

*MegHz*


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M0CQL

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Jan 23, 2001, 2:12:52 PM1/23/01
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WOW your patient...
megh...@hotmail.com wrote in message <94kfif$5gt$1...@nnrp1.deja.com>...

M0CQL

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Jan 23, 2001, 2:14:07 PM1/23/01
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stop dddoooohhhhhh'ing and get some morse done ..
then you have the pleasure of forgetting it like me !!!

ANDY
. wrote in message <4egr6t48njot55okm...@4ax.com>...

>DDDOOOOhhhhhh


G8ASO;;;;;

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Jan 23, 2001, 3:27:43 PM1/23/01
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It's Morse code actually, the capital "M" signifies the surname of it's
creator, Samuel Morse.
To consider it as a viable form of communication in the 21st Century is on a
par with travelling to work by "hoop & stick"!

G8ASO


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ged

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Jan 23, 2001, 4:34:15 PM1/23/01
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In article <OLkb6.1502$gp2....@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, M0CQL
<andrew...@ntlworld.com> writes

> stop dddoooohhhhhh'ing and get some morse done ..
> then you have the pleasure of forgetting it like me !!!

Revealing your CB origins there Andrew. PS didn't like your photo on
qrz.com....makes you look like a CB thug.
Everyone should take a look......

--
ged

ged

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Jan 23, 2001, 4:32:15 PM1/23/01
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In article <CKkb6.1495$gp2....@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>, M0CQL
<andrew...@ntlworld.com> writes
> WOW your patient...
The word you are looking for is LAZY.
--
ged

DrBoris

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:20:07 PM1/23/01
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ged <ge...@ntlworld.com> wrote in message
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At least he doesn't look like one of those unclean types you see at
rallies, or a trainspotter with a callsign jumper.

Ignore him Andy, at least you are doing something positive
for amateur radio which is more that what he is doing by churning
out the same unhelpful comments about CB, much like a
record stuck in the groove.

Dr.B.

yes and I'll save you the bother of posting your usual remark Ged....

Typical brain dead CBer


megh...@hotmail.com

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:29:45 PM1/23/01
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In article <94kpg4$e14mi$1...@ID-67923.news.dfncis.de>,

"G8ASO;;;;;" <n...@here.com> wrote:
> It's Morse code actually, the capital "M" signifies the surname of
it's
> creator, Samuel Morse.
> To consider it as a viable form of communication in the 21st Century
is on a
> par with travelling to work by "hoop & stick"!

Believe it or not, I'll defend the mode - it's BLOODY good for what
it is. Efficient and robust.

I just don't think it should be *required*, but I can see why some
would think so. I prefer that the rights of the majority are secured
democratically though. We shall see, at WRC 2003.

megh...@hotmail.com

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Jan 23, 2001, 5:37:38 PM1/23/01
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> WOW your patient...

> >> Moaning about morse code?
> >> just shut up and get on with it !

> >No thanks, I can wait until 2004 :o)

> WOW your (sic) patient...

Yep - plenty to be listened to, joining in is no huge priority.
And yes I am a very lazy person, so what, it's not a crime.
All the best inventions have come about via laziness - an 'itch
that needed to be scratched' etc.

Patience? If all goes to plan I'll have some decades left to enjoy HF.
If something nasty happens in the meantime and I'm in any position
to have imminent or post (?) death regrets... let's just say that
there'll be other things further up the list in my thoughts than
whether I missed out on HF or learnt some old code :o)

Jason

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Jan 23, 2001, 6:05:46 PM1/23/01
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G8ASO;;;;; <n...@here.com> wrote in message
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> It's Morse code actually, the capital "M" signifies the surname of it's
> creator, Samuel Morse.
> To consider it as a viable form of communication in the 21st Century is on
a
> par with travelling to work by "hoop & stick"!
>

Shows just how much you know about low power QRP working. Often CW can make
and sustain a contact where voice cannot. CW has its place in amateur radio
as long as there are those who can and do use it. Just listen for it. It's
more common than you might think.

Jason


Bob M

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Jan 23, 2001, 7:53:16 PM1/23/01
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Jason <Jaso...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Anyone notice the .-. -. added in at the end of the Royal Navy advert on
T/V ?

Bob M


M0CQL

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:07:45 AM1/24/01
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oh dear i removed the photo off a few days ago .. anyone wants one though
,, no prob just ask !!!

Im practicing to be a CB thug anyway ,.,, I think ive about perfected it ..
ged wrote in message <9c1DVeAX...@ntlworld.com>...

M0CQL

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:13:48 AM1/24/01
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Im gonna look for Ged at the rallies.. i bet he sticks out a mile in
his anorak complete with the trendy callsign badge.
I bet hes the one who walks around all day staying right till the end ..
hoping that someone will talk to him.. thats when he can get a lift to a
rally that is.

Dont worry Dr im not bothered .. i just love seeing the posts from ged
theres no need to call him anything really and no need to try to show him
up
He does it all himself

ANDY
right im off back on this Amateur radio thingy .Bye


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M0CQL

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:17:13 AM1/24/01
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make your mind up .
heres your quote to me saying get on with morse "No thanks, I can wait
until 2004 :o)

*MegHz*"

now your saying "We shall see, at WRC 2003"

Ummmm

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M0CQL

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:18:22 AM1/24/01
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yep heard it last night !

Super

ANDY
Bob M wrote in message ...

megh...@hotmail.com

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Jan 24, 2001, 7:25:56 AM1/24/01
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In article <I_xb6.680$Z%5.5...@news2-win.server.ntlworld.com>,

"M0CQL" <andrew...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
> make your mind up .
> heres your quote to me saying get on with morse "No thanks, I can
wait
> until 2004 :o)
>
> *MegHz*"
>
> now your saying "We shall see, at WRC 2003"
>

Yes, but even if they decide in 2003, it'll probably take until 2004
to become official and for the UK RA to catch on.

Quite straightforward :o)

Radio Ham

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Jan 24, 2001, 12:05:07 PM1/24/01
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Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.

Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
to the future of humanity.

Bob M <mm0...@madasafish.com> wrote in message
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Brian Jones

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Jan 24, 2001, 12:27:05 PM1/24/01
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>Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
>the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.
>

My God! I hope you never fancy a 1/4pounder with cheese in France!!!!

:-)

Brian G0UKB

Jason

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Jan 24, 2001, 1:38:25 PM1/24/01
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Radio Ham <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
> the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.
>
> Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
> to the future of humanity.
>

And both of them are of considerably more value than your existance.

Jason


Bob M

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Jan 24, 2001, 2:26:38 PM1/24/01
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Radio Ham <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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When you have not got anything sensible to say why open your mouth at all,
best being quiet and let us think you are an idiot than open your mouth and
prove it Radio Ham !

Bob M

Jim

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Jan 24, 2001, 4:04:26 PM1/24/01
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He knows that. His point is (as always) that it isn't a suitable
qualification for HF access. I agree with him.

--
______________________________________________________
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George Dubya Bushisms No 4:
' I think we all agree, the past is over '

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Jim

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There are some who believe Morse was really invented by someone
called Vail.

pke...@eircom.net

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:31:27 PM1/24/01
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"M0CQL" <andrew...@ntlworld.com> wrote:
::make your mind up .

::heres your quote to me saying get on with morse "No thanks, I can wait
::until 2004 :o)
::
::*MegHz*"
::
::now your saying "We shall see, at WRC 2003"

good job he no go for test. he wud fail de numberz :-)

For those that dont know.

MEG DOES KNOW MORSE CODE.
'it' is able to identify voice repeaters by their idents.

and

youre wasting your time trying to persuade 'it' but by all means
try to persuade others that will read your thoughts.

73 sk
*** I used to be on packet but i'm alright now - i think.

Chris Kirby

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Jan 24, 2001, 5:57:40 PM1/24/01
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megh...@hotmail.com wrote:

>Yes, but even if they decide in 2003, it'll probably take until 2004
>to become official and for the UK RA to catch on.

Karen Scott from the RA said at the Open Forum in Edinburgh that it
could take up to 12 months to implement this following the conference.


I challenged this "from the floor" and asked if the RA could/would
prepare in advance for the change - for which I received applause!

If I were a Class-B licence holder and an RSGB member, I would be
asking RSGB to raise this at one of their regular RA meetings.

73, Chris

Andy Lake

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Jan 24, 2001, 8:50:43 PM1/24/01
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Radio Ham wrote:
>
> Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
> the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.

The Royal Bengal Indian Takeaway, Heavitree, Exeter.
Nope, it doesn't work...

> Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
> to the future of humanity.

Pretty vital then, IMHO.
;-)

73
Andy

megh...@hotmail.com

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Jan 25, 2001, 5:33:09 AM1/25/01
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In article <3a6f280e...@news.freeserve.co.uk>,
g4...@yahoo.com (Chris Kirby) wrote:

> I challenged this "from the floor" and asked if the RA could/would
> prepare in advance for the change - for which I received applause!
>
> If I were a Class-B licence holder and an RSGB member, I would be
> asking RSGB to raise this at one of their regular RA meetings.
>
> 73, Chris

Nice one! Good on yer!

Nigel Hewitt

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Jan 25, 2001, 5:34:49 AM1/25/01
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<pke...@eircom.net> wrote

> For those that dont know.
>
> MEG DOES KNOW MORSE CODE.
> 'it' is able to identify voice repeaters by their idents.

One of the horrifying consequences of all my months
of failing to learn 12wpm is the realisation that
repeaters send call signs rather than that diddlydah
noise I've known all these years.

--
nigelH
G8JFT
still stuck at 7

Jason

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Jim <dyna...@cwcom.KEIN-SPAM-HIER.net> wrote in message
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> On Tue, 23 Jan 2001 23:05:46 -0000, "Jason" <Jaso...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >G8ASO;;;;; <n...@here.com> wrote in message
> >news:94kpg4$e14mi$1...@ID-67923.news.dfncis.de...
> >> It's Morse code actually, the capital "M" signifies the surname of it's
> >> creator, Samuel Morse.
> >> To consider it as a viable form of communication in the 21st Century is
on
> >a
> >> par with travelling to work by "hoop & stick"!
> >>
> >
> >Shows just how much you know about low power QRP working. Often CW can
make
> >and sustain a contact where voice cannot. CW has its place in amateur
radio
> >as long as there are those who can and do use it. Just listen for it.
It's
> >more common than you might think.
>
> He knows that. His point is (as always) that it isn't a suitable
> qualification for HF access. I agree with him.
>

White Man, he speak with forked tongue. Plain speaking is always best.
It's not what's meant but what is said that matters.

Jason


cobra148

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Jan 25, 2001, 11:12:49 AM1/25/01
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Walt Davidson <junk...@redhotant.net> wrote in message
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> On Wed, 24 Jan 2001 17:27:05 GMT, brian...@virgin.net (Brian Jones)
> wrote:
>
> >My God! I hope you never fancy a 1/4pounder with cheese in France!!!!
>
> Mon Dieu! I understand burgers in France are generally made of horse
> meat. (Can you catch BSE from horse meat?

Neigh!


Radio Ham

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Jan 25, 2001, 12:20:53 PM1/25/01
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The only one proving he's an idiot is a certain
"Bob M" who resorts to childish remarks when
he sees a political opinion with which he
does not agree.

Bob M <mm0...@madasafish.com> wrote in message

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Radio Ham

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Jan 25, 2001, 12:19:50 PM1/25/01
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WRONG! Perhaps you mean, "existence".

It's rather childish of you to make personal remarks.
Criticising politics is an entirely different matter.

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Radio Ham

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Eh? Wot?

Brian Jones <brian...@virgin.net> wrote in message
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Bob M

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I would not have called them "childish remarks", why the need to spout your
political views to a subject which had nothing to do with your obvious
pastime ?

Bob M

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Jason

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Perhaps it was the horse meat that helped the Froggies run so fast the
Germans couldn't catch'em in the war.

Jason


Jason

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Radio Ham <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> WRONG! Perhaps you mean, "existence".
>
Spelling mistakes I can put up with. However it seems that everyone who
disagrees with you is *WRONG*. Rather reminds me of the doting mother who
when watching the march past of her son's regiment was heard to say
'everyone's out of step except my son'.

pke...@eircom.net

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Jan 25, 2001, 3:15:43 PM1/25/01
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"Nigel Hewitt" <no.spam.ple...@seikisystems.co.uk> wrote:
::--

::nigelH
::G8JFT
::still stuck at 7

dont give up.
i failed the first time.
melted the key the second time !

pke...@eircom.net

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Jan 25, 2001, 3:16:39 PM1/25/01
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Walt Davidson <junk...@redhotant.net> wrote:
::>My God! I hope you never fancy a 1/4pounder with cheese in France!!!!
::
::Mon Dieu! I understand burgers in France are generally made of horse
::meat. (Can you catch BSE from horse meat? Perhaps not .....)

No, but it might give you the trots :-)

Paul

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>
> Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
> to the future of humanity.

Are you implying that their is something wrong with masturbation?


Jim

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On Thu, 25 Jan 2001 19:18:42 -0000, "Jason" <Jaso...@hotmail.com> wrote:

>
>
>Perhaps it was the horse meat that helped the Froggies run so fast the
>Germans couldn't catch'em in the war.

In that case they couldn't have been eating horse flesh in
Ocotber 1066 then?

Chris Kirby

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Walt Davidson <junk...@redhotant.net> wrote:

>
>Applause .... but no reply?
>

The brief reply was along the lines of "these things take time to
organise". Still, if it gets any of them thinking forwards, who knows?

Chris

Jason

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Jim <dyna...@cwcom.KEIN-SPAM-HIER.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 25 Jan 2001 19:18:42 -0000, "Jason" <Jaso...@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >
> >
> >Perhaps it was the horse meat that helped the Froggies run so fast the
> >Germans couldn't catch'em in the war.
>
> In that case they couldn't have been eating horse flesh in
> Ocotber 1066 then?
>
Don't confuse Normans with le French. A thousand years ago Europes map was a
bit different than it is today.

Jason


Jason

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Walt Davidson <junk...@redhotant.net> wrote in message
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> On Thu, 25 Jan 2001 19:18:42 -0000, "Jason" <Jaso...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
>
> I don't know about that, but I recall that I ran quite impressively
> for a day or two after venturing to try " le steak tartare" at a
> Paris bistro a few years ago! Never again .....
>
A local Balti house has the same effect. If it don't walk on four legs in
Eppin' Forest or swim in the North Sea, I don't eat it these days.

Jason


Chris Kirby

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Jan 25, 2001, 6:36:14 PM1/25/01
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Paul wrote:

The Anus wrote


>>
>> Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
>> to the future of humanity.
>
>Are you implying that their is something wrong with masturbation?
>


"Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone you love"

Woody Allen.

Brian Jones

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Jan 26, 2001, 4:04:47 AM1/26/01
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Obviously you've never seen the movie 'Pulp Fiction'

......

VINCENT
Alright, when you .... into a movie theatre in Amsterdam, you can buy
beer. And I don't mean in a paper cup either. They give you a glass of
beer. And in Paris, you can buy beer at MacDonald's.

And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?

JULES
They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with Cheese?

VINCENT
No, they got the metric system there, they wouldn't know what the f**k
a Quarter Pounder is.

JULES
What'd they call it?

VINCENT
They call it Royale with Cheese.

......

Brian G0UKB
(bowdlerised because otherwise I might infringe my employers
conditions for internet access)

Guy Austin

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Jan 26, 2001, 10:06:21 AM1/26/01
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>
> --
> nigelH
> G8JFT
> still stuck at 7
>
>

You should buy my mfj morse tutor. Super value at only 45 quid
success assured ;-)

Bob Johnstone

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Jan 25, 2001, 6:11:13 PM1/25/01
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In article <4i417tsghio6bo9fq...@4ax.com>, Walt Davidson
<junk...@redhotant.net> writes

>
>
>I don't know about that, but I recall that I ran quite impressively
>for a day or two after venturing to try " le steak tartare" at a
>Paris bistro a few years ago! Never again .....
>
Would be good for your figure Walt. Mine too :-(

Regards
--
Bob Johnstone

David

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"Chris Kirby" <g4...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> megh...@hotmail.com wrote:
>
> >
> If I were a Class-B licence holder and an RSGB member, I would be
> asking RSGB to raise this at one of their regular RA meetings.


Isn't that what the RSGB is going on about with the new licence ?

I thought the discussions they were having with the RA were all about "what
after 2003" ??????


David

JimD

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Jan 26, 2001, 4:59:35 PM1/26/01
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Normans, French, Norman-French...what's the difference?

They gave the English an enormous dicking, from which they
haven't yet recovered!

--
______________________________________________________________
73 de G4RGA, nordland@line one.net
George Dubya Bushisms No 3:
'Is our children learning?'

Chris Kirby

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Jan 26, 2001, 5:38:32 PM1/26/01
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"David" <Dav...@oldradioham.fsnet.co.uk> wrote:
>
>Isn't that what the RSGB is going on about with the new licence ?
>
>I thought the discussions they were having with the RA were all about "what
>after 2003" ??????
>


No; the thread was talking about the removal of the Morse code
requirement after the next World Radio Conference in 2003 - and how
long it would take the RA to implement it if the conference decides
Morse is no longer necessary.

The Radiocommunications Agency and RSGB's determination to introduce a
Foundation licence is unconnected with the Morse issue and will be
steam-rollered in well before 2003. Where theres a will .......

73, Chris

Bob Johnstone

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In article <94qd2d$8f$1...@news7.svr.pol.co.uk>, Jason
<Jaso...@hotmail.com> writes
Quite a few Asian areas could ask you "what type of dog sir" among other
four leg varieties.

Regards

--
Bob Johnstone

f1...@my-deja.com

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In article <3a713b7...@news.cis.dfn.de>,

Not exactly, it's called "ROYAL CHEESE" (and you can't buy a beer at the
drive of a McDo restaurant in France, because they have no license to
sell alcohol drinks like a shop).

73s de JM

> ......
>
> Brian G0UKB
> (bowdlerised because otherwise I might infringe my employers
> conditions for internet access)
>

Andy Lake

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Jan 26, 2001, 7:11:30 PM1/26/01
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Chris Kirby wrote:

> Where theres a will .......

....there's a sobbing relation.

73
Andy

Radio Ham

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Jan 26, 2001, 3:07:28 AM1/26/01
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Why did the originator need to bring up the
subject of the Masturbating Navy?

Are you a hypoBrit? If you feel that such subjects
are inappropriate here, why are you repeatedly contributing
to the subject, and therefore prolonging the debate
thereto?

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Radio Ham

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WRONG! I think you mean, "there".

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Radio Ham

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Jan 27, 2001, 7:00:05 AM1/27/01
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The poseurs of the East Coast don't really go for a dip anymore.
They just go through the motions.

Walt Davidson <junk...@redhotant.net> wrote in message

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> On Thu, 25 Jan 2001 23:32:17 -0000, "Jason" <Jaso...@hotmail.com>
> wrote:
> >A local Balti house has the same effect. If it don't walk on four legs
in
> >Eppin' Forest or swim in the North Sea, I don't eat it these days.

> If you saw some of the matter floating in the North Sea off Great
> Yarmouth nowadays, you might revise these criteria!

Bob M

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WTF is a HypoBrit ?

Radio Ham <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message

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RVMJ

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Bob M wrote:

>WTF is a HypoBrit ?

Who knows? Who cares?

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Andy Lake

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Bob M wrote:
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> WTF is a HypoBrit ?

Why bother asking (and encouraging) him?

73
Andy

Stan Mould

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Radio Ham <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
> the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.
>
> Both monarchy and masturbation are equal in their value
> to the future of humanity.


Does that mean you're a Right Royal wanker, then, Gareth?

Stan
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megh...@hotmail.com

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In article <980356580.6630.0...@news.demon.co.uk>,

"Radio Ham" <nos...@nospam.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> Whenever I see the word, "Royal", I find that substituting
> the word, "masturbation" does not change the meaning.

I saw some Kodak film in Boots today branded as "Royal" - so that's
what they must use for Reader's Wives :o)

*MegHz*

Nigel Hewitt

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"Jason" wrote

> A local Balti house has the same effect. If it don't walk on four legs in
> Eppin' Forest or swim in the North Sea, I don't eat it these days.

Well stay away from me!

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