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charlie61Ltd

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Jan 1, 2014, 2:35:24 PM1/1/14
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One day, Bulgarian man hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.''


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DVH

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Jan 1, 2014, 3:04:08 PM1/1/14
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On 01/01/2014 19:35, charlie61Ltd wrote:
>
> One day, Bulgarian man hear knock on door.
> Man ask "Who is?"
> "Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
> Man is very excite and opens door.
> Is not potato man, is secret police.''

Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.

My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,� say first
Bulgarian.

�Zo?� second say, �My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!�

Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, �My son is die at birth. For
him, struggle is over.�

�Wow! You are win us,� say others. But all are feel sad.

saracene

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Jan 1, 2014, 3:28:35 PM1/1/14
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Nasty racist jokes.

Two Bulgarian nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.

"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.

The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

charlie61Ltd

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Jan 1, 2014, 3:32:07 PM1/1/14
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On Wed, 1 Jan 2014 12:28:35 -0800 (PST), saracene <john...@gmail.com>
wrote:

>On Wednesday, January 1, 2014 8:04:08 PM UTC, DVH wrote:
>> On 01/01/2014 19:35, charlie61Ltd wrote:
>>
>> >
>>
>> > One day, Bulgarian man hear knock on door.
>>
>> > Man ask "Who is?"
>>
>> > "Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
>>
>> > Man is very excite and opens door.
>>
>> > Is not potato man, is secret police.''
>>
>>
>>
>> Three Bulgarian are brag about sons.
>>
>>
>>
>> My son is soldier. He have rape as many women as want,� say first
>>
>> Bulgarian.
>>
>>
>>
>> �Zo?� second say, �My son is farmer. He have all potato he want!�
>>
>>
>>
>> Third Bulgarian wait long time, then say, �My son is die at birth. For
>>
>> him, struggle is over.�
>>
>>
>>
>> �Wow! You are win us,� say others. But all are feel sad.
>
>Nasty racist jokes.
>
>Two Bulgarian nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even one single drop of paint on their habits. After discussing it, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint naked. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?" calls one of the nuns.
>
>"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.
>
>The two nuns look at each other, shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door.
>
>"Nice tits," says the man. "Where do you want the blinds?"

I can see everyone is getting into the spirit of this Bulgarian
immigration thingy and preparing lots of humorous greetings for them
when they arrive.
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