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HardySpicer

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Mar 31, 2009, 6:46:24 PM3/31/09
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as long as Scotlands there!
What would they have done during the dark dark times of Thatcher
without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
They would be bust for sure. Now they whine at a global recession
because the only way they know of making money nowadays is by selling
houses...They need to get themselves educated like our resident Scot
Robert Henderson. Born in Auchtermuchtie he moved to *ngland for his
education and look at him now....


Hardy

aaa

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Mar 31, 2009, 6:54:55 PM3/31/09
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HardySpicer wrote:

Scotland would have gone the way of of Iceland without English tax
payers sorting out Scottish Banks

Message has been deleted

Blue

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Yeah it must be the leader of this nation's fault.

A Scot.

Voted to be an MP, by Scots.

The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots.

If Scotland want to leave the Union, which they joined after
their Darien project bankrupted them. Then that too is up to the Scottish voter.

Another thing to consider is whether there would even have been a Scotland today
if it wasn't for the English protecting them. An isolated bankrupt Scotland
would be ripe for any take over from any major European power.

Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?

--
Blue

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 7:35:34 AM4/1/09
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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>HardySpicer wrote:
>> as long as Scotlands there!
>> What would they have done during the dark dark times of Thatcher
>> without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>> They would be bust for sure. Now they whine at a global recession
>> because the only way they know of making money nowadays is by selling
>> houses...They need to get themselves educated like our resident Scot
>> Robert Henderson. Born in Auchtermuchtie he moved to *ngland for his
>> education and look at him now....
>>
>>
>> Hardy
>
>
>Yeah it must be the leader of this nation's fault.
>
>A Scot.
>
>Voted to be an MP, by Scots.
>
>The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots.

Errr no, as of November 2008, there are 350 Nu-Labour MPs

Of these only 72 represent Scottish constituencies.

So there are 278 English MPs who have the power to remove
Gordon Brown if they so choose.

conwaycaine

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Apr 1, 2009, 9:33:34 AM4/1/09
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"aaa" <x...@aol.com> wrote in message news:3bxAl.62$Hc7...@newsfe30.ams2...


Sorting out Scottish Banks?
They did that right enough.


Blue

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Apr 1, 2009, 1:59:07 PM4/1/09
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The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.

Lets see the Scots do their part.

Selaw Tihsera

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Apr 1, 2009, 3:38:20 PM4/1/09
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oil is nearly finished....you're both fucked

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:12:05 PM4/1/09
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On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?

Not to mention Scotland's Water.


Mentioning It,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:23:04 PM4/1/09
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On Apr 1, 2:07 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> If Scotland want to leave the Union, which they joined after
> their Darien project bankrupted them

So the Bribes and the thousands of troops encamped
on the Tweed had nothing to do with it, eh?

> Another thing to consider is whether there would even
> have been a Scotland today if it wasn't for the English
> protecting them.

Like Einglannd "protected" Scots during the Clearances,
and at Glencoe, and during the invasions of Mad Eddy and
Fat Geordie and Dutch Billy?

> An isolated bankrupt Scotland would be ripe for
> any take over from any major European power.

There is - and has been - a net flow of revenue
*from* Scotland _to_ Einglannd for many decades
now. Furthermore, what the hell would you do
without our Water, our Electricity, and our Malt?

> Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?

Could you _possibly_ *be* a more putridly
foul-smelling wee eejit bampot of an Einglisch
berk? I'll bet you can!


Waiting For Confirmation,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:26:11 PM4/1/09
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On Apr 1, 9:59 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.

The only time the Einglisch have historically done their "duty"
is when they're bleeding out around a Scotsman's blade.


Wishing You Were Here,

The Phantom Piper

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:48:32 PM4/1/09
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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:59:07 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>Josiah Jenkins wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>>> HardySpicer wrote:
>>>> as long as Scotlands there!
>>>> What would they have done during the dark dark times of Thatcher
>>>> without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>>>> They would be bust for sure. Now they whine at a global recession
>>>> because the only way they know of making money nowadays is by selling
>>>> houses...They need to get themselves educated like our resident Scot
>>>> Robert Henderson. Born in Auchtermuchtie he moved to *ngland for his
>>>> education and look at him now....
>>>
>>> Yeah it must be the leader of this nation's fault.
>>>
>>> A Scot.
>>>
>>> Voted to be an MP, by Scots.
>>>
>>> The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots.
>>
>> Errr no, as of November 2008, there are 350 Nu-Labour MPs
>>
>> Of these only 72 represent Scottish constituencies.
>>
>> So there are 278 English MPs who have the power to remove
>> Gordon Brown if they so choose.
>
>The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.

Don't hold back on our account, we don't like him either !

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 4:52:24 PM4/1/09
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Oh yeah,

That's what they said 20 years ago . . .

Since 1967, 37 billion barrels of oil have been extracted

Industry estimates say 25.5 billion - 30 billion barrels
still to be recovered.

Farmer Giles

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:24:19 PM4/1/09
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Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?

claire....@ntlworld.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:32:51 PM4/1/09
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Are you Boedicia?

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:33:56 PM4/1/09
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Is he the cretin who posted "We write England that way "*ngland"
because it's
a dirty word"?

I hate bigotry don't you? With the *cots (I write it that way to
return the favour:) it's more
a case of "We are a poor tiny tribe and you nasty English are bullying
us. *You're the
reason we get stoned and drink ourselves to early graves, you naughty
tall Sassenachs".

One of them posted that he went to school in England at age 4 and "was
bullied
because I was a *cot". He's barmy and has a persecution complex
obviously.

Farmer Giles

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:38:59 PM4/1/09
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No, are you?

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:37:29 PM4/1/09
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On Apr 1, 2:07 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:

What makes you think that they would have *wanted* to hold off Hitler?
These *cots nat idiots wanted him to win in the hopes that Germany
would
have occupied England and that *they* would have partaken of the
spoils.

*ots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against England
in WW2".
Telegraph MAy th. 2001

No wonder Hess bailed out over *cotland and not England.

>
> --
> Blue

Farmer Giles

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:42:23 PM4/1/09
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That was 'auld' Thickers. What's happened to him, I wonder?

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 5:59:27 PM4/1/09
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Ooo look it's Clurrrgh and asking the same daft questions.

Shouldn't you be out flogging The Daily Worker or whatever it's
calling
itself these days? "I am a leftie" -Clurrgh, which explains why she
hates
to see anything about the vile actions of he IRA and when someone
posted
about the murder of those two children in Warrington, blown to bits in
a MacDonalds
by the garbage of he IRA, in she jumps to question whether they were
"English".

As to your question, the answer is "no", he isn't Boedicia, *I'm*
Boedicia
you silly little loony leftie.

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:07:44 PM4/1/09
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On Apr 1, 1:42 pm, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:

I hope they had the good sense not to let him out again.

"*cots can be beaten to a pulp, but if you think you gave him/her
beaten, then
think again and be afraid for you did wrong by not killing him/her.
He/she will, if able,
get up and come back at you again. He/she thinks that odds of 10 -1
against are really good odds and that he/she stands a great chance of
gaining a victory and I speak from
experience since I was born small".
auld Thickers

I was amused by all that "he/she" stuff. He's such loony leftie
that, no doubt he thinks
that if he doesn't include a female in every conversation he might get
accused of
"sexism". He's barmy.

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> - Show quoted text -

Blue

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:25:48 PM4/1/09
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The Phantom Piper wrote:
> On Apr 1, 9:59 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.
>
> The only time the Einglisch have historically done their "duty"
> is when they're bleeding out around a Scotsman's blade.


Well, if you Scots had some razors and some light,
folk wouldn't cut themselves shaving on rusty blades.


> Wishing You Were Here,
>
> The Phantom Piper

Why, do you need something to Suck on ?!

It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.

It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.

It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.


--
Blue


Blue

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:32:10 PM4/1/09
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The Empirical evidence says otherwise:


--
The 2005 general election
Votes Share
%
Gordon Brown, Labour 24,278 58.1
Alan Bath, Scottish National Party 6,062 14.5

http://politics.guardian.co.uk/hoc/constituency/0,,-1059,00.html

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:47:18 PM4/1/09
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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:24:19 +0100, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com>
wrote:

For those who don't know our latest visitor !!!

Farmer Giles bought several pigs, hoping to breed them. However,
after several weeks, he noticed that none of them were getting
pregnant and called the vet for help. The vet told him that he should
try artificial insemination. Now Old Farmer Giles didn't have the
slightest idea what this meant but, not wanting to show his ignorance,
only asked the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The
vet told him that they will stop standing around and will, instead,
lie down and wallow in the mud when they become pregnant.

So Giles hung up the 'phone and gave it some thought. He came to
the conclusion that artificial insemination meant that he had to
impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded the pigs into his pick-up
truck and drove into the woods, had sex with them all, brought them
back to the farm and went to bed.

Next morning, he woke and looked out of the window at the pigs and saw
that they were all standing around. Concluding that the first try
hadn't taken effect, he loaded them into the truck again. He drove
back to the woods, banged each pig twice, for good measure, brought
them back home and went to bed.

Next morning, he woke to find the pigs still standing around. "One
more try", he told himself and proceeded to load them up and drive
them into the woods. He spent all day shagging the pigs and, upon
returning home, fell listlessly into bed.

Next morning, he could not even raise himself from the bed and asked
his wife to look out the window and see if the pigs are lying in the
mud. "No", she said,"they're all in the truck and one of them is
honking the horn".

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 6:48:44 PM4/1/09
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On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire....@ntlworld.com
wrote:

Nah,
he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !

claire....@ntlworld.com

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On 1 Apr, 23:48, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com

A Loyalist??? That settles it then, what with Boedi's obsession with
the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!

Charles Ellson

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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>The Phantom Piper wrote:
>> On Apr 1, 9:59 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>>> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.
>>
>> The only time the Einglisch have historically done their "duty"
>> is when they're bleeding out around a Scotsman's blade.
>
>
>Well, if you Scots had some razors and some light,
>folk wouldn't cut themselves shaving on rusty blades.
>
>
>> Wishing You Were Here,
>>
>> The Phantom Piper
>
>Why, do you need something to Suck on ?!
>
>
>
>It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.
>

Fifers, eckshully.

>It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>

It was a handful of bribed MPs who acted after *nglish naval blockades
and other dirty tricks.

>It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.
>

There has never been such a vote.

Charles Ellson

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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

<snip>


>
>Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>

*ngland certainly didn't.

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 7:41:15 PM4/1/09
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(naughty snip re-instated)

The 2005 general election (in full)

Gordon Brown, Labour 24,278 58.1%
Alan Bath, Scottish National Party 6,062 14.5%
Alex Cole-Hamilton, Lib Dem 5,450 13.0%
Stuart Randall, Conservative 4,308 10.3%
Steve West, Scottish Socialist 666 1.6%
Peter Adams, UK Independence 516 1.2%
James Parker, Senior Citizens 425 1.0%
Elizabeth Kwantes, Independent 47 0.1%
Pat Sargent, Independent 44 0.1%

One constituency, thicko !
Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, Fife

Where, if you put a red rosette on a monkey, it'd
be elected.

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 1, 2009, 7:42:37 PM4/1/09
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On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 15:57:06 -0700 (PDT), claire....@ntlworld.com
wrote:

Nope. This one's in Ingerlund, Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 1, 2009, 9:35:13 PM4/1/09
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> the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!-

Idiots laugh at nothing you silly litle boghopper an why do you keep
pitting my name in
all of your daft posts?

"Is it any wonder we hate the *ffin *nglish".
Taffy Jenkins who should stick to what he does best, showing his
hatred for
his neighbour and ironing his lovely blue, satin dress in time for the
next
Gay Pride Parade.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 3:42 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 15:57:06 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com

> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On 1 Apr, 23:48, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
> >jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com
> >> wrote:
>
> >> >On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> >> The Phantom Piper wrote:
> >> >> > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> >> >> >> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> >> >> > Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>
> >> >> > Mentioning It,
>
> >> >> > The Phantom Piper
>
> >> >> Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
> >> >> handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>
> >> >Are you Boedicia?
>
> >> Nah,
> >> he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !
>
> >A Loyalist???  That settles it then, what with Boedi's obsession with
> >the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!
>
> Nope. This one's in Ingerlund,

The word is "England" you silly little fairy. Do try and it right
once in a while

Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.

Where queers like you show up on the odd week-end and mince hand in
hand down Palm Drive. Thank God they don't wear kilts though, it's
bad enough
having to put up with the other abnormal things they get up to.

"The happy couple exchanged tartans".
Daily Record, giving a word by word account of a queer wedding in
Edinburgh. I bet
the former Bishop of Edinburgh wept tears fo joy when he read about
it.

Do *You* have a "partner" or do you live with your lab?

- Hide quoted text -

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:

> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> <snip>
>
> >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>
> *ngland certainly didn't.

It's "England" jocko and I suppose you never heard of The Battle of
Britain.

There was no invasion of Britain thanks to the RAF. OTOH

"*cots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against
England
in WW2".
Telegraph May 9th. 2001

They should have been hanged.

Blue

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Charles Ellson wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>> It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.
>>
> Fifers, eckshully.


Not English


>> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>>
> It was a handful of bribed MPs who acted after *nglish naval blockades
> and other dirty tricks.


In the Darien Project the Scots wanted to be Empire builders.
They took on the Spanish and midges, and lost to both.


>> It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.
>>
> There has never been such a vote.


Tough, suck it up. The English voter has had even less say in this than the Scots.


--
Blue

Blue

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Josiah Jenkins wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:32:10 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

> (naughty snip re-instated)


The link that led to rest of useless info re-instated.


http://politics.guardian.co.uk/hoc/constituency/0,,-1059,00.html


> The 2005 general election (in full)


...To laugh at all the funny names


> Gordon Brown, Labour 24,278 58.1%
> Alan Bath, Scottish National Party 6,062 14.5%
> Alex Cole-Hamilton, Lib Dem 5,450 13.0%
> Stuart Randall, Conservative 4,308 10.3%
> Steve West, Scottish Socialist 666 1.6%
> Peter Adams, UK Independence 516 1.2%
> James Parker, Senior Citizens 425 1.0%
> Elizabeth Kwantes, Independent 47 0.1%
> Pat Sargent, Independent 44 0.1%

> One constituency, thicko !


The one that elected Gordon Brown, dumbass !


> Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, Fife
>
> Where, if you put a red rosette on a monkey, it'd be elected.


...Because when voting for a Scot it makes little or no difference.

--
Ble

HardySpicer

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Actually it's not Highlander you hick Twat!

Charles Ellson

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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:37:16 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>Charles Ellson wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>
>>> It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.
>>>
>> Fifers, eckshully.
>

>Not *nglish
>
And ...... ?

>
>>> It's the Scots who voted to Join *ngland for 200 years of help and protection.


>>>
>> It was a handful of bribed MPs who acted after *nglish naval blockades
>> and other dirty tricks.
>
>
>In the Darien Project the Scots wanted to be Empire builders.
>They took on the Spanish and midges, and lost to both.
>

Not helped by *nglish naval blockades and other Meddling

>
>>> It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave *ngland because they know a good thing.


>>>
>> There has never been such a vote.
>

>Tough, suck it up. The *nglish voter has had even less say in this than the Scots.
>
They have about 10 times more say.

HardySpicer

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Apr 2, 2009, 1:52:22 AM4/2/09
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Well at least there would be no trouble in the middle East if they had
won. Ignorant twats like you may never have been born either...the
alliance had it's supporters I am sure.


Hardy

Charles Ellson

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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:48:16 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>Josiah Jenkins wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:32:10 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>
>> (naughty snip re-instated)
>
>
>The link that led to rest of useless info re-instated.
>
>
>http://politics.guardian.co.uk/hoc/constituency/0,,-1059,00.html
>
>
>> The 2005 general election (in full)
>
>
>...To laugh at all the funny names
>

What ? Like "UK Independence" ?

HardySpicer

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On Apr 2, 11:25 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> The Phantom Piper wrote:
> > On Apr 1, 9:59 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> >> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.
>
> > The only time the Einglisch have historically done their "duty"
> > is when they're bleeding out around a Scotsman's blade.
>
> Well, if you Scots had some razors and some light,
> folk wouldn't cut themselves shaving on rusty blades.
>
> > Wishing You Were Here,
>
> > The Phantom Piper
>
> Why, do you need something to Suck on ?!
>
> It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.
>
> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>

Err no...it was Scots nobility - there was no election in those
days...It was a good thing however,
you never looked back after you had the benefits of our education and
genius. About the only things you can manage on your own in recent
years is kicking a football about and kicking Pakis heads in. Your
corner shops have all been taken over too.


Hardy

HardySpicer

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On Apr 2, 12:41 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:

> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:32:10 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> >Josiah Jenkins wrote:
> >> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:59:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> >>> Josiah Jenkins wrote:

In fact Boed would get elected there if you put a red Rosette up her
ass!

HardySpicer

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It was more than just *nglish that fought in that battle. Even the
Poles were fighting in the Battle of Britain. I haven't a bad word to
say about any of them personally - even the *nglish ones. Wasn't their
fault they were born there.

Hardy

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Fred J. McCall

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Josiah Jenkins <josiah-jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:

:On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 15:57:06 -0700 (PDT), claire....@ntlworld.com

:

Hey, is that who Nilita went to visit when she was visiting friends in
Palm Springs?

--
You are
What you do
When it counts.

Paul C

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On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 18:43:06 -0700 (PDT), "Boed...@isp.com"
<Boed...@isp.com> wrote:


>Daily Record, giving a word by word account of a queer wedding in
>Edinburgh. I bet
>the former Bishop of Edinburgh wept tears fo joy when he read about
>it.

Bishop of the English Church. It's obviously well named.

Fred J. McCall

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"Boed...@isp.com" <Boed...@isp.com> wrote:

:On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
:> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
:>
:> <snip>
:>
:> >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
:>
:> *ngland certainly didn't.
:
:It's "England" jocko and I suppose you never heard of The Battle of
:Britain.
:
:There was no invasion of Britain thanks to the RAF. OTOH

:

Yes, thanks to the RAF and the American pilots flying with them and
the RCAF units transferred into Britain.

:"*cots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against


:England
:in WW2".
:Telegraph May 9th. 2001
:
:They should have been hanged.

Withdrawal is something your parents should have practiced nine months
prior to your birth.

--
"The terrifying power of the human sex drive is horrifically
demonstrated by the fact that someone was willing to father you."
-- Ipso Fatso

Farmer Giles

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"Josiah Jenkins" <josiah-jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote in message
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Don't give up the day job - assuming, of course, the unlikely event that you
have one.


Farmer Giles

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"HardySpicer" <gyans...@gmail.com> wrote in message
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How do you know, is he another one of your sockpuppets?


Blue

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:50:21 AM4/2/09
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Charles Ellson wrote:
> On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 05:37:16 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>> In the Darien Project the Scots wanted to be Empire builders.
>> They took on the Spanish and midges, and lost to both.
>>
> Not helped by *nglish naval blockades and other Meddling

Too vague.


John Bennett

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Fred J. McCall wrote:

>
> Withdrawal is something your parents should have practiced nine months
> prior to your birth.
>

It didn't work for your parents:-))

John Bennett

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:56:06 AM4/2/09
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Malcolm wrote:
>
> In article
> <d1014a99-6203-43a8...@d19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> "Boed...@isp.com" <Boed...@isp.com> writes

>>
>> Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.
>>
> Nice to see you accepting your nickname, Boudicca.
>
Hello Kunt:-))

Blue

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Apr 2, 2009, 6:07:12 AM4/2/09
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HardySpicer wrote:
> On Apr 2, 11:25 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:


>> It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.
>>
>> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>>
>
> Err no...it was Scots nobility - there was no election in those
> days...It was a good thing however,


Not England's problem.

If the Scots, when Independent , don't like their leaders, then they don't need Independence.

> you never looked back after you had the benefits of our education and genius.


...And when you moved to Australia.


> About the only things you can manage on your own in recent
> years is kicking a football about and kicking Pakis heads in. Your
> corner shops have all been taken over too.


Confused item.

Fred J. McCall

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Apr 2, 2009, 6:12:57 AM4/2/09
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John Bennett <bennett584...@bt.com> wrote:

:

The best you can do is a tu coque? You must be English...


--
"Some people get lost in thought because it's such unfamiliar
territory."
--G. Behn

John Bennett

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Fred J. McCall wrote:
> John Bennett <bennett584...@bt.com> wrote:
>
> :Fred J. McCall wrote:
> :>
> :> Withdrawal is something your parents should have practiced nine months
> :> prior to your birth.
> :>
> :
> :It didn't work for your parents:-))
> :
>
> The best you can do is a tu coque? You must be English...
>
>
You obviously didn't benefit from the much lauded Scotch education:-))

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 2, 2009, 7:33:11 AM4/2/09
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 09:38:20 +0100, "Farmer Giles" <gi...@nospam.com>
wrote:

Eckshully, I don't.

conwaycaine

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<Boed...@isp.com> wrote in message
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On Apr 1, 1:32 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:

> On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > The Phantom Piper wrote:
> > > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:


Who let the *nglish in?


Paul C

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Apr 2, 2009, 9:59:05 AM4/2/09
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On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.

That will be why the Scots rioted in the streets
>
>It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.

I missed those votes. Can you give us some dates?

Blue

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Apr 2, 2009, 10:12:28 AM4/2/09
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Paul C wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>
>> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>
> That will be why the Scots rioted in the streets


'Scotland will rule the world with their Darien Empire project', lol.

'Scotland will run all over England', lol.

All the Scots on the planet couldn't even unseat their own leader
when they were about to lose their country, lol.

You were weak then and you're weak now. WEAK! WEAK! WEAK! WEAK!

>> It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.
>
> I missed those votes. Can you give us some dates?

2005

deem...@aol.com

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Apr 2, 2009, 10:34:34 AM4/2/09
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On Apr 2, 9:49 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote in message

I did. I thought we needed the company.

Paul C

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Apr 2, 2009, 11:09:12 AM4/2/09
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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:12:28 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>Paul C wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>>
>>> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>>
>> That will be why the Scots rioted in the streets
>
>
>'Scotland will rule the world with their Darien Empire project', lol.
>
>'Scotland will run all over England', lol.
>
>All the Scots on the planet couldn't even unseat their own leader
>when they were about to lose their country, lol.


<doh>


>
>You were weak then and you're weak now. WEAK! WEAK! WEAK! WEAK!
>
>
>
>>> It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England because they know a good thing.
>>
>> I missed those votes. Can you give us some dates?
>
>
>
>2005


A vote to leave England in 2005? I suspected you were a fool from your
early posts.

This one proves it.

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 2, 2009, 11:12:46 AM4/2/09
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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 11:22:35 +0100, John Bennett
<bennett584...@bt.com> wrote:

Not in the least . . . he's an American !

Paul C

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Apr 2, 2009, 11:32:03 AM4/2/09
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On Thu, 02 Apr 2009 15:12:28 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:

>Paul C wrote:
>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:25:48 +0100, Blue <bl...@there.com> wrote:
>>
>>> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>>
>> That will be why the Scots rioted in the streets
>
>
>'Scotland will rule the world with their Darien Empire project', lol.
>
>'Scotland will run all over England', lol.
>
>All the Scots on the planet couldn't even unseat their own leader
>when they were about to lose their country, lol.
>
>You were weak then and you're weak now. WEAK! WEAK! WEAK! WEAK!


this is the same Blue who recently wrote

"The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots."

You truly couldn't make up the idiotic contradictory statements of the
fool Blue.

Blue

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Apr 2, 2009, 12:25:43 PM4/2/09
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EAK! WEAK! WEAK! WEAK!

Paul C

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Apr 2, 2009, 12:33:59 PM4/2/09
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Fool.

Blue

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weak

claire....@ntlworld.com

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Apr 2, 2009, 1:10:45 PM4/2/09
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On 2 Apr, 00:42, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:

> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 15:57:06 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com
> wrote:
>
>
>
> >On 1 Apr, 23:48, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
> >jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> >> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com

> >> wrote:
>
> >> >On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> >> The Phantom Piper wrote:
> >> >> > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> >> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> >> >> >> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> >> >> > Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>
> >> >> > Mentioning It,
>
> >> >> > The Phantom Piper
>
> >> >> Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
> >> >> handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>
> >> >Are you Boedicia?
>
> >> Nah,
> >> he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !
>
> >A Loyalist???  That settles it then, what with Boedi's obsession with
> >the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!
>
> Nope. This one's in Ingerlund, Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.

So is Giles I believe - he once was insulting my "mommy"!

claire....@ntlworld.com

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Apr 2, 2009, 1:26:01 PM4/2/09
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On 2 Apr, 02:35, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:

> On Apr 1, 2:57 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
>
>
>
> > On 1 Apr, 23:48, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
>
> > jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> > > On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com
> > > wrote:
>
> > > >On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > > >> The Phantom Piper wrote:
> > > >> > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> > > >> >> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> > > >> >> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> > > >> > Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>
> > > >> > Mentioning It,
>
> > > >> > The Phantom Piper
>
> > > >> Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
> > > >> handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>
> > > >Are you Boedicia?
>
> > > Nah,  he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !
>
> > A Loyalist???  That settles it then, what with Boedi's obsession with
> > the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!-
>
> Idiots laugh at nothing you silly litle boghopper an why do you keep
> pitting my name in
> all of your daft posts?

Because I suspect you and Giles may be the same person. Either that or
you are training him to sound more and more like you!

>
> "Is it any wonder we hate the *ffin *nglish".
> Taffy Jenkins who should stick to what he does best,

I have visited SCS several times and always been made to feel warmly
welcome (thanks guys! :-) . SCS seems good humoured whereas SCB and
UKPM is full of bitter whinging bigots like you. They tease you about
"*ngland" and "Engerland" because you only post to their group to
bitch about them and their country.

showing his
> hatred for
> his neighbour and ironing his lovely blue, satin dress in time for the
> next
> Gay Pride Parade.
>
>  Hide quoted text -
>
>
>
> > - Show quoted text -

claire....@ntlworld.com

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On 2 Apr, 07:43, Malcolm <Malc...@indaal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> In article
> <d1014a99-6203-43a8-b29c-597887447...@d19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> writes

>
> >Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.
>
> Nice to see you accepting your nickname, Boudicca.


Tahehehe! :-)

Message has been deleted

Josiah Jenkins

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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 10:10:45 -0700 (PDT), claire....@ntlworld.com
wrote:

That's who I meant !

Josiah Jenkins

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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 10:26:01 -0700 (PDT), claire....@ntlworld.com
wrote:

>On 2 Apr, 02:35, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 1, 2:57 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
>> > On 1 Apr, 23:48, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
>> > > On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com
>> > > wrote:
>>
>> > > >On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
>> > > >> The Phantom Piper wrote:
>> > > >> > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>> > > >> >> What would they have done during the dark dark times
>> > > >> >> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>>
>> > > >> > Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>>
>> > > >> > Mentioning It,
>>
>> > > >> > The Phantom Piper
>>
>> > > >> Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
>> > > >> handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>>
>> > > >Are you Boedicia?
>>
>> > > Nah,  he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !
>>
>> > A Loyalist???  That settles it then, what with Boedi's obsession with
>> > the IRA, they must be one and the same person! lol!-
>>
>> Idiots laugh at nothing you silly litle boghopper an why do you keep
>> pitting my name in
>> all of your daft posts?
>
>Because I suspect you and Giles may be the same person. Either that or
>you are training him to sound more and more like you!
>>
>> "Is it any wonder we hate the *ffin *nglish".
>> Taffy Jenkins who should stick to what he does best,

Giving you high blood pressure ?

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:07:44 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 1, 2:25 pm, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.

Yeah, right; so the Bribes and the Invasion Force
encamped on the Tweed had nothing to do with it?
(I ask _again_...) And what a curious definition of
"protection" you have! It's a Mafia term, is it not?

Does "protection" involve stealing our resources,
prohibiting our culture, investing our country with
your military forces, and putting us in the front
lines of your failed tactical adventures?

> It's the Scots who keep voting not to leave England
> because they know a good thing.

No. It's the Britclones doing so because they *don't*
know a Bad One.


Spanking A Wee Yapping Doggie,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:13:21 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 1, 2:47 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-

jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
>
> For those who don't know our latest visitor !!!
>
> Farmer Giles bought several pigs ...

That is a very funny joke!

> ... he told himself and proceeded to load them up


> and drive them into the woods.

What, couldn't he afford a nice Hotel?

What a typical Einglisch boor!


Ordering A Chilled Bottle Of Woolite,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:19:22 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>
> *ngland certainly didn't.

Yes, he appears to have got things Backwards; it's
the Scots who've pulled Einglannd's arse out of the
fire, even given abominable Einglisch strategy and
tactics - which usually came down to loading up the
front lines with Scots and ordering a general charge.


Hystorically,

The Phantom Piper

Charles Ellson

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On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 23:01:07 -0700 (PDT), HardySpicer
<gyans...@gmail.com> wrote:

>On Apr 2, 2:45 pm, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>> On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> > On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>>

>> > <snip>


>>
>> > >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>>
>> > *ngland certainly didn't.
>>

>> It's "*ngland" jocko and I suppose you never heard of The Battle of
>> Britain.
>
My mother was busy maintaining tanks while Bodybag's was no doubt busy
looking after the forces in her own way.

>> There was no invasion of Britain thanks to the RAF.  OTOH
>
If only war was as simple as you....

>> "*cots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against
>> England
>> in WW2".
>> Telegraph May 9th. 2001
>>
>> They should have been hanged.
>
Like John Amery (not Scottish)
or William Joyce (not Scottish)
or George Johnson Armstrong (not Scottish)
or Duncan Scott-Ford (not Scottish)
or Theodore Schurch (not Scottish) ?

But then if Bodybag had bothered to read the Torygraph article it
would have seen that it was suspiciously lacking in details such as
names or associated action by the authorities.

OTOH there is no shortage of published information concerning *nglish
[self-proclaimed] "nationalists" who were ready to betray their
country; those named above were dealt with by Pierrepoint and Co. but
other records with longer closures might throw up a few more who had
nasty accidents.

>It was more than just *nglish that fought in that battle. Even the
>Poles were fighting in the Battle of Britain. I haven't a bad word to
>say about any of them personally - even the *nglish ones. Wasn't their
>fault they were born there.
>
Don't forget the rest of the Commonwealth and the citizens of other
countries who joined in despite their rulers not having made their
minds up which side to join.

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:24:30 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 1, 5:45 pm, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>
> I suppose you never heard of The Battle of Britain.

I have. My father - a Scottish Highlander - fought
in it. As did many other Scots. Saving inumerable
Einglisch arses. To my great regret (but then he
was a Tory, so it wasn't to be avoided).


God Save The Saxe-Coburg Gothas!,

The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:27:52 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 1, 9:47 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Actually it's not Highlander you hick Twat!

He'll never listen. I've been through this before...

(Several times, actually!)

You are a paragon of reason and virtue compared
to this (or any) glaikit Einglisch cuif.


And That's Saying Something,

The Phantom Piper

claire....@ntlworld.com

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:29:53 PM4/2/09
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> Don't forget the rest of the Commonwealth and the citizens of other
> countries who joined in despite their rulers not having made their
> minds up which side to join.

Lol! Don't get her started about that! They simply don't count as far
as the likes of Boedi can see!

Josiah Jenkins

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Apr 2, 2009, 5:40:32 PM4/2/09
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On Thu, 2 Apr 2009 14:13:21 -0700 (PDT), The Phantom Piper
<ThePhan...@comcast.net> wrote:

>On Apr 1, 2:47 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
>jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
>>
>> For those who don't know our latest visitor !!!
>>
>> Farmer Giles bought several pigs ...
>
>That is a very funny joke!

Mr Giles didn't appear to appreciate it.

claire....@ntlworld.com

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On 2 Apr, 22:24, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>
wrote:

Checks NG … definitely Scots not Irish …. concludes not said in all
seriousness….Anglo-Irish heckles stay in neutral … goes to put the
kettle on! ;-)


> The Phantom Piper

The Phantom Piper

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Apr 2, 2009, 7:43:02 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 2, 2:04 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
> On 2 Apr, 22:24, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>
> wrote:
>
> > God Save The Saxe-Coburg Gothas!,
>
> <concludes not said in all seriousness>

I said it to needle the eejit with the Fact
of who his precious Head Of State is!


Putting The Boot In,

The Phantom Piper

claire....@ntlworld.com

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On 3 Apr, 00:43, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>

wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2:04 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
>
> > On 2 Apr, 22:24, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>
> > wrote:
>
> > > God Save The Saxe-Coburg Gothas!,
>
> > <concludes not said in all seriousness>
>
> I said it to needle the eejit with the Fact
> of who his precious Head Of State is!

No use, his irony meter is switched off!!!

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 2:47 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:24:19 +0100, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com>

> wrote:
>
> >The Phantom Piper wrote:
> >> On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> >>> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> >> Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>
> >> Mentioning It,
>
> >> The Phantom Piper
>
> >Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
> >handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>
> For those who don't know our latest visitor !!!
>
> Farmer Giles bought several pigs, hoping to breed them. However,
> after several weeks, he noticed that none of them were getting
> pregnant and called the vet for help. The vet told him that he should
> try artificial insemination. Now Old Farmer Giles didn't have the
> slightest idea what this meant but, not wanting to show his ignorance,
> only asked the vet how he will know when the pigs are pregnant. The
> vet told him that they will stop standing around and will, instead,
> lie down and wallow in the mud when they become pregnant.
>
> So Giles hung up the 'phone and gave it some thought. He came to
> the conclusion that artificial insemination meant that he had to
> impregnate the pigs himself, so he loaded the pigs into his pick-up
> truck and drove into the woods, had sex with them all, brought them
> back to the farm and went to bed.
>
> Next morning, he woke and looked out of the window at the pigs and saw
> that they were all standing around. Concluding that the first try
> hadn't taken effect, he loaded them into the truck again. He drove
> back to the woods, banged each pig twice, for good measure, brought
> them back home and went to bed.
>
> Next morning, he woke to find the pigs still standing around. "One
> more try", he told himself and proceeded to load them up and drive
> them into the woods. He spent all day shagging the pigs and, upon
> returning home, fell listlessly into bed.
>
> Next morning, he could not even raise himself from the bed and asked
> his wife to look out the window and see if the pigs are lying in the
> mud. "No", she said,"they're all in the truck and one of them is
> honking the horn".

What utter and complete gibberish from the resident gibberer. The
only
thing that is a complete mystery is how the resident fairy knows
anything at all
about "shagging". and how he can even spell the word "pregnant" let
alone
know what it means!!

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 9:52 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 2, 10:37 am, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Apr 1, 2:07 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> > > HardySpicer wrote:
> > > > as long as Scotlands there!

> > > > What would they have done during the dark dark times of Thatcher
> > > > without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
> > > > They would be bust for sure. Now they whine at a global recession
> > > > because the only way they know of making money nowadays is by selling
> > > > houses...They need to get themselves educated like our resident Scot
> > > > Robert Henderson. Born in Auchtermuchtie he moved to *ngland for his
> > > > education and look at him now....
>
> > > > Hardy
>
> > > Yeah it must be the leader of this nation's fault.
>
> > > A Scot.
>
> > > Voted to be an MP, by Scots.

>
> > > The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots.
>
> > > If Scotland want to leave the Union, which they joined after
> > > their Darien project bankrupted them. Then that too is up to the Scottish voter.
>
> > > Another thing to consider is whether there would even have been a Scotland today
> > > if it wasn't for the English protecting them. An isolated bankrupt Scotland
> > > would be ripe for any take over from any major European power.

>
> > > Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>
> > What makes you think that they would have *wanted* to hold off Hitler?
> > These *cots nat idiots wanted him to win in the hopes that Germany
> > would
> > have occupied England and that *they* would have partaken of the
> > spoils.
>
> > *ots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against England

> > in WW2".
> > Telegraph May 9th. 2001
>
> > No wonder Hess bailed out over *cotland and not England.
>
> > > --
> > > Blue
>
> Well at least there would be no trouble in the middle East if they had
> won.

If *who* had won you daft jocko?? The Krauts? Or are you referring
to the invasion of Iraq
by the hebe Blair and the idiot Bush?\

"I was born in *cotland but I'm English".
Blair. The hell he is! He's the spawn of some German jew mother and
a communist,
*cots born father - and it shows.


Ignorant twats like you may never have been born either...the
> alliance had it's supporters I am sure.

The "alliance" back then was Nazi, today they are bolshie. Talk about
strange
bedfellows.
>
> Hardy- Hide quoted text -

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 9:55 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:

> On Apr 2, 11:25 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > The Phantom Piper wrote:
> > > On Apr 1, 9:59 am, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> > >> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.
>
> > > The only time the Einglisch have historically done their "duty"
> > > is when they're bleeding out around a Scotsman's blade.
>
> > Well, if you Scots had some razors and some light,
> > folk wouldn't cut themselves shaving on rusty blades.
>
> > > Wishing You Were Here,
>
> > > The Phantom Piper
>
> > Why, do you need something to Suck on ?!
>
> > It's the Scots who keep voting for Gordon Brown to be an MP.

>
> > It's the Scots who voted to Join England for 200 years of help and protection.
>
> Err no...it was Scots nobility - there was no election in those
> days...It was a good thing however,
> you never looked back after you had the benefits of our education and
> genius. About the only things you can manage on your own in recent
> years is kicking a football about and kicking Pakis heads in. Your
> corner shops have all been taken over too.

Ah those lovely Pakis. Are they still kidnapping *cots children,
pouring petrol
over them and setting them on fire? I bet they learned those bad
habits from all
those drunken jocks who have problems making it home at night,
because people
keep stepping on their fingers.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 9:58 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> On Apr 2, 12:41 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-
>
>
>
>
>
> jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> > On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:32:10 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> > >Josiah Jenkins wrote:
> > >> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 18:59:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> > >>> Josiah Jenkins wrote:

> > >>>> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> > >>>>> HardySpicer wrote:
> > >>>>>> as long as Scotlands there!
> > >>>>>> What would they have done during the dark dark times of Thatcher
> > >>>>>> without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
> > >>>>>> They would be bust for sure. Now they whine at a global recession
> > >>>>>> because the only way they know of making money nowadays is by selling
> > >>>>>> houses...They need to get themselves educated like our resident Scot
> > >>>>>> Robert Henderson. Born in Auchtermuchtie he moved to *ngland for his
> > >>>>>> education and look at him now....
> > >>>>> Yeah it must be the leader of this nation's fault.
>
> > >>>>> A Scot.
>
> > >>>>> Voted to be an MP, by Scots.
>
> > >>>>> The change of this nation's Leadership issue is up to the Scots.
> > >>>> Errr no, as of November 2008, there are 350 Nu-Labour MPs
>
> > >>>> Of these only 72 represent Scottish constituencies.
>
> > >>>> So there are 278 English MPs who have the power to remove
> > >>>> Gordon Brown if they so choose.

> > >>> The English will do their duty to rid themselves of this freak.
>
> > >> Don't hold back on our account, we don't like him either !
> > >>> Lets see the Scots do their part.
>
> > >The Empirical evidence says otherwise:
>
> > (naughty snip re-instated)
>
> > The 2005 general election (in full)
>
> > Gordon Brown, Labour            24,278  58.1%
> > Alan Bath, Scottish National Party      6,062   14.5%
> > Alex Cole-Hamilton, Lib Dem             5,450   13.0%
> > Stuart Randall, Conservative            4,308   10.3%
> > Steve West, Scottish Socialist          666     1.6%
> > Peter Adams, UK Independence    516     1.2%
> > James Parker, Senior Citizens           425     1.0%
> > Elizabeth Kwantes, Independent  47      0.1%
> > Pat Sargent, Independent                44      0.1%
>
> > One constituency, thicko !
> > Kirkcaldy & Cowdenbeath, Fife
>
> > Where, if you put a red rosette on a monkey, it'd
> > be elected.
>
> In fact Boed would get elected there  if you put a red Rosette up her
> ass!-

Never say "ass" in a group where certain *cots nats post, particularly
Taffy Jenkins,
he's one of those strange types you know.

BTW Don't you mean "arse". It's ony Americans who say "ass". Are you
one
of those plastic jocks we hear so much about:)

Boed...@isp.com

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> >Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.
>
> Nice to see you accepting your nickname, Boudicca.

Ooo look, it's Malkie back from his birdwatching. Tell me Malkie,
have you found
any more jock drunks who are found begging in London and who get
arrested
for vomiting all over the place? Oh I forgot, he's not a "real" jock
because, even though
he was "originally from Fife" he "didn't have a *cots name or *cots
parents".

Poor Rifkind. Poor Isaac Wolfson. *cots born and bred and yet,
according to
Malkie, they can never be *cots because they have jew names and not
*cots names.

Or are you still claiming that your post was"forged" you silly
little birdwatcher?

Take my advice Malkie, stay away from woodpeckers, one look at you and
they
will go into a dance of joy.


>
> --
> Malcolm

Boed...@isp.com

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Apr 2, 2009, 10:27:36 PM4/2/09
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On Apr 2, 12:12 am, Fred J. McCall <fjmcc...@gmail.com> wrote:
> "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>
> :On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> :> On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
> :>
> :> <snip>
> :>
> :> >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
> :>
> :> *ngland certainly didn't.
> :
> :It's "England" jocko and I suppose you never heard of The Battle of
> :Britain.
> :
> :There was no invasion of Britain thanks to the RAF.  OTOH
> :
>
> Yes, thanks to the RAF and the American pilots flying with them and
> the RCAF units transferred into Britain.

The next time the Battle of Britain is shown on T.V. I suggest you
watch it.
At the end of the film the list of who flew and who was killed is
listed in full.
Count the number of dead other than the British, if you know how to
count that is.
>
> :"*cots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against


> :England
> :in WW2".
> :Telegraph May 9th. 2001

> :
> :They should have been hanged.
>
> Withdrawal is something your parents should have practiced nine months
> prior to your birth.

Ooo look one of those cowardly abortionists. Leave that kind of pre-
mediated murder
to those who profit from it. Decent women do not kill their own
unborn you braindead wannabe haggis.

snip the usual waste of time and space drivel that the cretin insists
on sticking
at the end of every piece of rubbish he sticks in U.K. groups. He's
loony tunes
and considering his ethnicity, probably as drunk as a skunk.
>


Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 12:38 am, "Farmer Giles" <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> "Josiah Jenkins" <josiah-jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote in message
>
> news:24r7t4tfrvgecq6vs...@4ax.com...

>
>
>
>
>
> > On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 22:24:19 +0100, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com>
> > wrote:
> >>The Phantom Piper wrote:
> >>> On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >>>> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> >>>> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> Don't give up the day job - assuming, of course, the unlikely event that you
> have one.-

He claims to be a "solicitor", but considering his personal tastes,
it is my
opinion he's a retired ballet dancer, if you know what I mean:)

"Is it any wonder we hate the *ffin *nglish"

Taffy Jenkins.

Poor jocko, he's fallen so low, he has to use a Taff name to post
instead of
his jock one.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 5:49 am, "conwaycaine" <conwayca...@bellsouth.net> wrote:
> <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote in message
>
> news:3626dea8-8bb9-4465...@j18g2000prm.googlegroups.com...
> On Apr 1, 1:32 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:

>
> > On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> > > The Phantom Piper wrote:
> > > > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
>
> Who let the *nglish in?

In where, you silly little wannabe haggis? Do you actually know where
you
are posting or have you been at that whiskey again?

This is u.k.politics, misc *not* *cots fairies. They have their own
group, it's
called scs. Do try and keep up.

Boed...@isp.com

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I suspect that you are a brick short of a load. Perhaps it comes
from associating
with all those non-whites whose weddings you say you go to.

Either that or
> you are training him to sound more and more like you!

You're an imbecile. No wonder you claim to be a "leftie", or was that
a "loony leftie".


>
>
>
> > "Is it any wonder we hate the *ffin *nglish".
> > Taffy Jenkins who should stick to what he does best,
>
> I have visited SCS several times and always been made to feel warmly
> welcome (thanks guys! :-) . SCS seems good humoured whereas SCB and
> UKPM is full of bitter whinging bigots like you. They tease you about
> "*ngland" and "Engerland" because you only post to their group to
> bitch about them and their country.
>
> showing his
>
>
>
> > hatred for
> > his neighbour and ironing his lovely blue, satin dress in time for the
> > next
> > Gay Pride Parade.
>
> >  Hide quoted text -
>

> > > - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -- Hide quoted text -

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 10:34 am, Nemo <brokenj...@linuxmail.org> wrote:

> claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
> >  They tease you about "*ngland" and "Engerland" because you only post to
> > their group to bitch about them and their country.
>
> Not all of them "tease" her, she is being offered help to overcome her
> problem in that, "Google Groups", deletes from its archives some posts
> before she has had time to read them, as yet she not availed herself of
> the help offered.

Says the feather footed braindead haggis who doesn't his posts
archived for
obvious reasons.

I look at and post in several groups but it's only the moronic *cots
who ask that
their posts be removed "after 3 days. after 4 days" "after 5 days"
etc. etc. etc.

I don't blame them, judging from the drivel they stick in usenet, if
I posted garbage
like that *I'd* be ashamed if they showed up "after 5 days".
>
> --
> Nemo
> "Feather-footed through the plashy fen passes the questing vole"

Oh not not the "feather footed"........ drivel again. NURSE!!

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 1:20 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 23:01:07 -0700 (PDT), HardySpicer
>
> <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >On Apr 2, 2:45 pm, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
> >> On Apr 1, 3:36 pm, Charles Ellson <char...@ellson.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> >> > On Wed, 01 Apr 2009 11:07:07 +0100, Blue <b...@there.com> wrote:
>
> >> > <snip>
>
> >> > >Could Scotland have held off Napoleon and Hitler on their own?
>
> >> > *ngland certainly didn't.
>
> >> It's "*ngland" jocko and I suppose you never heard of The Battle of
> >> Britain.
>
> My mother was busy maintaining tanks while Bodybag's was no doubt busy
> looking after the forces in her own way.

That's "Sgt' Bo if you don't mind fairycakes.


>
> >> There was no invasion of Britain thanks to the RAF.  OTOH
>
> If only war was as simple as you....

What would a moron like *you* know about war, If you ever had to
fight in a real
war, you'd wet your knickers.


>
> >> "*cots nats attempted to set up German/*cottish alliance against
> >> England
> >> in WW2".
> >> Telegraph May 9th. 2001
>
> >> They should have been hanged.
>
> Like John Amery (not Scottish)
> or William Joyce (not Scottish)
> or George Johnson Armstrong (not Scottish)
> or Duncan Scott-Ford (not Scottish)
> or Theodore Schurch (not Scottish) ?

Nice of you to evade the treason of all those *cots nitnats who
"attempted to set up
a German/*cottish alliance during WW2".

I repeat they should have been hanged.

>
> But then if Bodybag had bothered to read the Torygraph article it
> would have seen that it was suspiciously lacking in details such as
> names or associated action by the authorities.

I read it in The Telegraph, not The Torygraph.. Tell me haggis
belly, do you only
believe the garbage you read in left wing newspapers. If so, I can
understand your
enthusiasm for all those *cots nat traitors in WW2. except of course
they've gone
all bolshie since WW2 ended.


>
> OTOH there is no shortage of published information concerning *nglish
> [self-proclaimed] "nationalists" who were ready to betray their
> country; those named above were dealt with by Pierrepoint and Co. but
> other records with longer closures might throw up a few more who had
> nasty accidents.

You mean they were hanged. So tell us how many *cots Nazis were
hanged?


>
> >It was more than just *nglish

"English".

that fought in that battle. Even the
> >Poles were fighting in the Battle of Britain. I haven't a bad word to
> >say about any of them personally - even the *nglish

"English".

ones. Wasn't their
> >fault they were born there.

More examples of *cots bigotry from someone who, in all probability is
being
kept alive by the English taxpayer and would starve if ever tehe
English were to cut
the treacherous *cots loose.


>
> Don't forget the rest of the Commonwealth and the citizens of other
> countries who joined in despite their rulers not having made their
> minds up which side to join.

Now tell us how many years you served or is that a silly question.
Most of you
would never pass the medical even though you are able to join now.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 1:24 pm, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>
wrote:

> On Apr 1, 5:45 pm, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>
>
>
> > I suppose you never heard of The Battle of Britain.
>
> I have.  My father - a Scottish Highlander - fought
> in it

.So you say. Snce it is obvious that you are not all there and no
doubt
imagining all sorts of strange things,

 As did many other Scots.  Saving inumerable
> Einglisch arses.

What is "Einglisch". Are you drunk as usual or perhaps stoned? It's
the curse
of the *cots you know. Have you ever considered taking the cure?

 To my great regret (but then he
> was a Tory, so it wasn't to be avoided).

More loony left drivel from some daft wannabe *cots commie.


>
> God Save The Saxe-Coburg Gothas!,

H.M. The Queen is descended from the Stuarts but the English are
willing
to overlook that blot on her pedigree. What are *you* descended from
other than
a couiple of imbeciles who bred with each other even though they were
brother and sister.
>
> The Phantom Piper

Better known as The Phantom idiot.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 3:43 pm, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>

wrote:
> On Apr 2, 2:04 pm, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:
>
> > On 2 Apr, 22:24, The Phantom Piper <ThePhantomPi...@comcast.net>
> > wrote:
>
> > > God Save The Saxe-Coburg Gothas!,
>
> > <concludes not said in all seriousness>
>
> I said it to needle the eejit with the Fact
> of who his precious Head Of State is!

I know that you lot have sexual identity problems and if those who
post in *cots groups are anything to go by, don't know whether they
are male or female. They're a motley lot
of bird watchers, flower arrangers and retired ballet dancers who
claim to be
"solicitors". and can't wait for Nilsen to get out. However, I have
no such problem, I'mm all "she".
>
> Putting The Boot In,

Where did a limpwristed moron like you find the guts to put the boot
in to anyone unless it's to one of your fellow drunks liyng helpless
in the gutter.

Your hatred of the English, even as you live 1000's of miles away from
*cotland is
typical of the hatred of members of a little teeny tribe against a
larger neighbour.
You feel impotent and go cap in hand to the hated neighbour for your
daily bread
but given the opportunity you would stab him in the back just as you
did in WW2.
In *your* case, it is obvious that, like most of you, you are not the
full quid and in your
rage can only spout your hatred when hiding behind a keyboard.

You remind me of those stuffed dummies the British soldiers use for
bayonet
practise, they sway in the breeze, saying nothing and when all the
straw falls out,
they are useless and have to be restuffed. That's what *cots nitnats
remind me
off, only they are so far gone they can't be restuffed any more, they
have to be
thrown in the dump.

>
> The Phantom Piper

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 2, 9:52 am, claire.easth...@ntlworld.com wrote:

> On 2 Apr, 07:43, Malcolm <Malc...@indaal.demon.co.uk> wrote:
>
> > In article
> > <d1014a99-6203-43a8-b29c-597887447...@d19g2000prh.googlegroups.com>,
> > "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> writes
>
> > >Bodybag is in Palm Springs, USA.
>
> > Nice to see you accepting your nickname, Boudicca.
>
> Tahehehe! :-)

And once again Clurrgh rolls all over the place laughing her head
off. You know
there are cures for people who do that Clurrghgh. They call them
loony bins and
I'm sure they can find a padded cell for you if you ask nicely.

Boed...@isp.com

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On Apr 1, 2:48 pm, Josiah Jenkins <josiah-

jenkins@somewhere_else.invalid> wrote:
> On Wed, 1 Apr 2009 14:32:51 -0700 (PDT), claire.easth...@ntlworld.com
> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> >On 1 Apr, 22:24, Farmer Giles <gi...@nospam.com> wrote:
> >> The Phantom Piper wrote:
> >> > On Mar 31, 2:46 pm, HardySpicer <gyansor...@gmail.com> wrote:
> >> >> What would they have done during the dark dark times
> >> >> of Thatcher without Scotlands oil and tax revenues?
>
> >> > Not to mention Scotland's Water.
>
> >> > Mentioning It,
>
> >> > The Phantom Piper
>
> >> Ooh look, it's Highlander. The plastic Jock's back again with another
> >> handle. Have they let you out again, Mich?
>
> >Are you Boedicia?
>
> Nah,
> he's an Empire Loyalist who thinks *ngland still rules the world !-

And *you* have no loyalty to anything but the loony left nitnats up
there
in the frozen north just waiting for the day when they can take their
begging cup to
the EU Tell me, do you think that the EU will be kinder to you lot
than the English?
*cotland already allows deviates like you to marry, so what makes you
think that
the E.U. is going to treat you lot any better that those daft *cots
ministers who marry you
lot.

"They exchanged tartans, kissed, then walked happily down the aisle
to the cheers of ......"

Oh my Gawd!!!!!

HardySpicer

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Hey Boad - can I cum over to Florida for a shag? I like you when
you're angry and talk doirty.
It's the Yank in you I expect that's the turn on...

LOL - only kidding - wouldn't touch you with Auld Bobs!

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On Apr 2, 6:35 pm, "Boedi...@isp.com" <Boedi...@isp.com> wrote:
>
> BTW Don't you mean "arse". It's ony Americans
> who say "ass". Are you one of those plastic jocks
> we hear so much about:)

But *then* it went on to flub:

> In where, you silly little wannabe haggis?  Do
> you actually know where you are posting or
> have you been at that whiskey again?

"Whiskey?" What's that? Some sort of
American concoction you drink?

Wellwellwell. You really have blown it, haven't
you? (And I don't just mean what you Blew
before you rose from your knees and posted
that dead certain giveaway that you're a poseur!)

Do find something else to yank, Yank.


Exposing A Fraud,

The Phantom Piper

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