Jeefaw K Effkay <
mike.ga...@googlemail.com> wrote:
> On Friday, April 26, 2019 at 4:57:38 PM UTC+1, Bernie wrote:
>
>> Yeah, this pantomime's a saddening bore. I feel I've lived it ten
>> times, or more.
>
> It's a God-awful world of hurt
> To the twat with the untucked shirt
> But Judge Cooper is yelling no
> And the court clerk has told him to go
>
> But Rambo’s nowhere to be seen
> Now he walks through his sunken dream
> To the cell with the lumpy bed
> And the blanket’s upon his head
>
> But the cell is a sadd'ning bore
> For he’s Bean here ten times or more
> He could spit in the eyes of fools
> As they ask him to focus on
>
> Pages, missing from the manual
> Oh man, look at those anodes glow
> It's the freakiest show
> Take a look at the postman
> Walking up the wrong path
> Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
> He's in the best selling show
> Is there life on Mars?
>
> It was Chippenham's tortured club
> That returned poor old Beanie’s sub
> Now the UN will have to fight
> For poor Beanie’s human right
>
> See the Mongolian CB hordes
> From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
> More than half mile is out of bounds
> To poor Beanie, his dog, and clowns
>
> But the blanket has made him sore
> 'Cause he wore it ten times or more
> It's about to be worn again
> As he asks you to focus on
>
> Pages, missing from the manual
> Oh man, look at those anodes glow
> It's the freakiest show
> Take a look at the postman
> Walking up the wrong path
> Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know
> He's in the best selling show
> Is there life on Mars?
This is *gold*. Absolute solid gold.
Cheers!