another joke
Elly Compton
OK, continuing the dog theme, here is one of the worst jokes I could find...
A man runs into the vet's office carrying his dog, screaming for help.The
vet rushes him back to an examination room and has him put his dog down on
the examination table. The vet examines the still, limp body and after a
few moments, tells the man that his dog, regrettably, is dead. The man,
clearly agitated and not willing to accept this, demands a second opinion.
The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and puts the cat
down next to the dog's body. The cat sniffs the body, walks from head to
tail, poking and sniffing the dog's body and finally looks at the vet and
meows. The vet looks at the man and says, "I'm sorry, but the cat thinks
that your dog is dead, too."
The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead so the vet
brings in a black labrador, the labrador sniffs the body, walks from head
to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks. The vet looks at the man
and says, "I'm sorry, but the labrador thinks your dog is dead too." The
man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet and asks how much
he owes. The vet answers, "$650.00." "$650 to tell me my dog is dead?"
exclaims the man.
"Well", the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial
diagnosis. the additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
W. Jordan
lol elly very good:-))))
Wend
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W. Jordan
Tony Houghton
Elly Compton <em...@cam.ac.uk> wrote:
> LOL Wendy! :)
>
> OK, continuing the dog theme, here is one of the worst jokes I could find...
I know a bad dog joke as well. You won't have heard this one before,
except Kat, who I told on IRC.
Two people were out walking their dogs in a park, and the dogs started
making friends with each other, so the owners stopped for a chat too.
Inevitably the conversation was mostly about their dogs. One of them had
a lovely female collie, just like Lassie, while the other one was a big
black monster of unknown breed with drool constantly hanging out of its
mouth; at the moment it was dripping all over the nice collie.
"I can see what breed of dog yours is, a lovely collie," said the black
dog's owner, "But I don't know what mine is."
"Oh, I can tell you that," replied the collie's owner, "It's a Balkan
Dictator."
"Balkan Dictator? I've never heard of that. How can you tell?"
"Well, just look at him: he's *slobbered on my Lassie bitch*."
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TH * http://www.realh.co.uk
Supermouse
<to...@realh.co.uk> writes
>I know a bad dog joke as well. You won't have heard this one before,
>except Kat, who I told on IRC.
I haven't, and it's very, very bad. Awful in fact. Groanworthy. Well
done.
Two goldfish are sitting in a tank and one says to the other
'How do you drive one of these things, anyway?'
Cordially,
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Supermouse
Dawnsong
Dawnsong
> "Well", the vet replies, "I would only have charged you $50 for my initial
> diagnosis. the additional $600 was for the cat scan and lab tests."
>
Keryn
p.s sorry about the other message, pushed send instead of cut.