Anyone who says "Ville Valor" (or whatever his name is) will be taken
out into the courtyard and unceremoniously shot! ;-)
GlennPsYcHoSiS
And the names Ville - i think.
Hx
"GlennPsychosis" <GlennPs...@strange-angel.co.uk> wrote in message
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Hmmmmmm, lots of people to order their sexy sunday tickets early.
My tooth which has recently been filled for the pain to go away.
Seriously........ you know what im going to day......... a good shag!
But in all honesty......... a villa, conservatory, another villa, so not
much really heh heh
Happy Crimbo everyone even if i am a humbug and dont really like crimbo that
much. Much prefer new years eve beginning of the new year and all that
champagne swilling like a posh bird ;0)
Love Hazel
"GlennPsychosis" <GlennPs...@strange-angel.co.uk> wrote in message
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I don't like New Year's Eve, I much prefer the Xmas period, as long as
I'm able to enjoy it. Unfortunately, there have been many years when I
could not.
I would really enjoy a nice Victorian style Xmas. Everything seemed
more peaceful and less commercial and values less shallow. - Though, of
course, I may have felt differently if I'b been around at that time and
had not been wealthy enough to have a good time at Xmas.
The main thing is good health, shelter, and pleasant surroundings.
Anything else is just icing on the cake, as it were.
"T.Bone" <te-...@email.com> wrote in message
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>
> I don't like New Year's Eve, I much prefer the Xmas period,
why don't you like New Year's Eve?
> The main thing is good health, shelter, and pleasant surroundings.
> Anything else is just icing on the cake, as it were.
We can provide the last two...along with good music and convivial atmosphere
;
come and join us in Leeds for this New Year's Eve and we'll try and change
your mind :)
http://www.netgoth.org.uk/events/?events=list&id=5577
bitbat/trish
> Right then, with the festive period well and truly upon us I was
> wondering what all you lot have got on your Christmas "wish lists"?
An air rifle to shoot out all those poxy Christmas lights that more and
more people seem to be festooning the outsides of their houses with
these days. Failing that, the two lumps of coal that someone wished on
me the last time I had a good rant about Crassmas humbug would make good
enough anti-Christmas light missiles.
Christmas light pollution: yet another reason why I HATE CHRISTMAS.
Grrrr!
Miserable Old M
>GlennPsychosis <GlennPs...@strange-angel.co.uk> wrote:
Ah, now I know the festive season is truly upon us. It's time for the
traditional anti-Christmas post from Captain M!
Personally, I agree. I don't do Christmas. Haven't done for years. I
realised that it was just another deadline, just another set of
obligations and pressure and expense. So, I decided to opt out.
Looking at the joyless throngs of Christmas shoppers I see up my local
High Street every weekend, whey-faced and scowling, grimly buying up
cartloads of tat just because they think they should, I realise what a
wise decision I made. It's so pleasant to stand back from the madness,
thinking, 'All this has *nothing* to do with me!'
For any other refuseniks who may feel the need for a little support as
they stand trembling in the path of the oncoming Christmas juggernaut,
may I reccommend this fine website:
--
The subcultural life of Uncle Nemesis:
The unchristmas years: http://www.nemesis.to
Dancing about architecture: http://www.starvox.net
Ahhhh thank Christ for that..pun intended.
I am currently being persecuted by my colleagues, using christmas
cd's.....oh god the horror, and so much festive tat its unreal.
On another side, people should be celebrating Yule, not christmas.
Now if Yule (punning with intent) excuse me I have some CD's to
hide/damage
> Ah, now I know the festive season is truly upon us. It's time for the
> traditional anti-Christmas post from Captain M!
Just in case anyone thought they were being short-changed by such an
uncharacteristically short Crassmas rant, here's another thing that's
been driving me round the Yuletide bend:
Topping my ever-growing list of festive pet hates this year are those
maddeningly mundane missives known as round robins – those nauseating
newsletters full of predictable, pointless piffle that drop forth from
Trojan horse Christmas cards.
Needless to say, the excruciatingly banal happenings in the lives of
far-removed relatives and vaguely-remembered family friends have had me
reaching for the vomit bags in shockingly profligate quantities. The
formulaic, anal-retentive details obviously come straight off some sort
of home DTP program template. All the round robin-composer has to do is
insert their family members' names in the appropriate places and then
mass-mail the same load of toss every Christmas. Year after year, it's
the same mind-numbingly turgid trivia about dad having more time to
improve his golfing handicap since semi-retiring; mum taking up evening
classes in cheese-making; son getting four As in his A-levels but being
disappointed that he only got a B+ in his fifth subject (boy, what a
letdown to the family he must be); daughter backpacking her gap year
through French Guiana; the family holiday in Bahrain (now they've
finally figured out Photoshop we get an entire album's worth of
accompanying photos). Yawn, yawn...
What I want to know is why these round robins never contain the faintest
whiff of scandal or real drama. Why is it that the sort of people who
send out this crap (and who clearly think the rest of the world will be
rivetingly excited by it) always seem to be the perfect goody-two-shoes
bourgeoisie nuclear family types? Why do they never report such things
as Dad Round Robin getting zapped by lightening while on the 38th hole
and consequently developing psychic powers? Mrs Round Robin discovering
the delights of dogging? The Round Robin sprogs getting busted for
smuggling nose candy through Thailand or being blown to pieces by an
exploding Ariane-5 rocket while straying too near to the launch pad at
Kourou?
Poxy round robins: one more reason why I HATE F.....G CHRISTMAS
There's even a word for that now, "housebling".
>Failing that, the two lumps of coal that someone wished on
>me the last time I had a good rant about Crassmas humbug would make good
>enough anti-Christmas light missiles.
>
>Christmas light pollution: yet another reason why I HATE CHRISTMAS.
>Grrrr!
For whom the Christmas bells toll?
NP: Roy Wood + Wizard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
(Just about the only *good* cheesy xmas record, IMO)
--
- Pyromancer Stormshadow.
http://www.inkubus-sukkubus.co.uk <-- Pagan Gothic Rock!
http://www.littlematchgirl.co.uk <-- Electronic Metal!
http://www.revival.stormshadow.com <-- The Gothic Revival.
> NP: Roy Wood + Wizard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
> (Just about the only *good* cheesy xmas record, IMO)
You are a sick, sick man.
--
marylittlegoth
"insert interesting quote here"
> NP: Roy Wood + Wizard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
> (Just about the only *good* cheesy xmas record, IMO)
Arrrgh! That damn tune has been jingling endlessly through my head ever
since you mentioned it :–(. I can't get rid of it! Still, it makes a
change from Cliff f....g Richard ;–-).
Captain Maddened
--
It hurts sometimes more than we can bear.
If we could live without passion, maybe
we'd know some kind of peace.
But we would be hollow.
Empty rooms, shuttered and dank...
Without passion, we'd be truly dead.
>
> Needless to say, the excruciatingly banal happenings in the lives of
> far-removed relatives and vaguely-remembered family friends have had
me
> reaching for the vomit bags in shockingly profligate quantities. The
> formulaic, anal-retentive details obviously come straight off some
sort
> of home DTP program template. All the round robin-composer has to do
is
> insert their family members' names in the appropriate places and
then
> mass-mail the same load of toss every Christmas. Year after year,
it's
> the same mind-numbingly turgid trivia about dad having more time to
> improve his golfing handicap since semi-retiring; mum taking up
evening
> classes in cheese-making; son getting four As in his A-levels but
being
> disappointed that he only got a B+ in his fifth subject (boy, what a
> letdown to the family he must be); daughter backpacking her gap year
> through French Guiana; the family holiday in Bahrain (now they've
> finally figured out Photoshop we get an entire album's worth of
> accompanying photos). Yawn, yawn...
--------
There's one of these in every family. Ours usually mention what
they're doing with their classic Morgan sports car.
> Looking at the joyless throngs of Christmas shoppers I see up my local
> High Street every weekend, whey-faced and scowling, grimly buying up
> cartloads of tat just because they think they should, I realise what a
> wise decision I made. It's so pleasant to stand back from the madness,
> thinking, 'All this has *nothing* to do with me!'
On the other hand it's a great time to buy luggage. Nobody else is and you
get the bonus of walking home wheeling great big cases through crowds of
confused looking shoppers whilst running over thir children. Best fun I've
hed for ages.
martin oldgoth
website: www.insanitorium.co.uk
The Chrimbo Special at the new venue - 19th December 2004 (That's tomorrow
that is...)
"You're not drunk if you can lay on the floor without holding on" - Dean
Martin
They're HORRIBLE! The only people who used to send me those were people
who'd lived in the US, where apparently it's perfectly acceptable, but
now I find more and more people sending them.
I may include letters with my cards, but every one is hand written and
actually talks to the recipient and asks them about their year too.
The other thing that annoys me about round robins is that they always
come from people who haven't bothered to get in touch on any of the
other 364 days of the year or respond in any way to proper letters.
Letters should be like a long-distance conversation, not a newsletter.
Mim
> There's even a word for that now, "housebling".
It's not as if you can use the crap for anything else, unless they start
easter-blining, glowing crosses and all that.
>
> NP: Roy Wood + Wizard - I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
> (Just about the only *good* cheesy xmas record, IMO)
I got that, but have been listening to Mr Hankys christmas 'tunes'
Mr Garissisons(SP) is my fav. at the moment.
Anyway there's only one thing that pisses me off more than celibrating xmas
and that's being told you can't celibrate it as it'll offend other religous
beliefs..
So bloody what !
Because it signifies the end of the Xmas period which I enjoy.
(Usually, anyway!). :-)
> > The main thing is good health, shelter, and pleasant surroundings.
> > Anything else is just icing on the cake, as it were.
>
> We can provide the last two...along with good music and convivial
atmosphere
> ;
> come and join us in Leeds for this New Year's Eve and we'll try and
change
> your mind :)
> http://www.netgoth.org.uk/events/?events=list&id=5577
Why thank you, I'm sure I would enjoy it; but I'm all booked up for
spending the time privately with friends, plans going as planned, as it
were. :-)
>
> Sexy Sunday wrote:
>>
>> Happy Crimbo everyone even if i am a humbug and dont really like
> crimbo that
>> much. Much prefer new years eve beginning of the new year and all
> that
>> champagne swilling like a posh bird ;0)
>
> I don't like New Year's Eve, I much prefer the Xmas period,
I'm going to half-agree with both of you. I hate Christmas and New Years
Eve.
For a start, Im an Antheist so Christmas has no religious or spiritual
significance to me. The crowded shops and car parks are just a major
inconvenience if I want to do some "normal" shopping, but the bit I really
hate is that all my friends disappear off to do family type stuff and
the pubs are too packed to enjoy a night out with those who are left.
#Andy#
>On Fri, 17 Dec 2004 10:09:19 -0800, T.Bone wrote:
>
>>
>> Sexy Sunday wrote:
>>>
>>> Happy Crimbo everyone even if i am a humbug and dont really like
>> crimbo that
>>> much. Much prefer new years eve beginning of the new year and all
>> that
>>> champagne swilling like a posh bird ;0)
>>
>> I don't like New Year's Eve, I much prefer the Xmas period,
>
>I'm going to half-agree with both of you. I hate Christmas and New Years
>Eve.
Cheer up ya silly sod! I'll be in your area next weekend - who knows,
if you've been a good boy I may empty my sack in your direction!
=;o)
--
Iain x http://18hz.com
'i came here to dance, i didn't come
here to see no dog get its ears cut off'
- b.a. baracus
> but the bit I really
>hate is that all my friends disappear off to do family type stuff and
>the pubs are too packed to enjoy a night out with those who are left.
Hear, hear! The last few years I've held festive gatherings of friends
who either can't or don't want to do Family Shit(TM) for Christmas, but
they've dispersed all over the world so it's not happening this year.
It still beats the hell out of Christmas with my family. Who are fine
for the rest of the year, but the festive season with them is a serious
pain.
Jodi
I am angry I am ill and I'm as ugly as sin
My irritability keeps me alive and kicking
- Magazine, "A Song from Under the Floorboards"
>An air rifle to shoot out all those poxy Christmas lights that more and
>more people seem to be festooning the outsides of their houses with
>these days.
I'm not complaining about those this year.
Those of you who follow my livejournal will know in too much detail
about the activities of my neighbours in Scum Central and how they made
my life a living hell during the football and in firework season.
The escalating Christmas-lights turf war may be crass, tacky and a waste
of electricity, but IT'S MERCIFULLY QUIET.
> I may include letters with my cards, but every one is hand written and
> actually talks to the recipient and asks them about their year too.
A genuine personal touch like that makes a world of difference from the
churned-out, identikit impersonal bilge that constitutes the typical
round robin,
> The other thing that annoys me about round robins is that they always
> come from people who haven't bothered to get in touch on any of the
> other 364 days of the year or respond in any way to proper letters.
> Letters should be like a long-distance conversation, not a newsletter.
Quite. Mass-mailing standard-form newsletters makes the round
robin-sender feel important. They think that all and sundry, no matter
how distantly aquatinted, are going to be enormously interested in the
minutiae of the yearly round of their lives.
Next year I'm going to fight back by replying to the round robinites
with my own spoof round robins detailing an 'annus surrealibis' of
totally OTT adventures and personal crises. Something along the lines
of: "This year, I decided to finance a military coup in a neighbouring
African country but the plot was rumbled and now I'm under house arrest
in my Cape Town villa while awaiting trial, It's the worst thing that
happened to me since getting lost in the Sahara during that rally, Not
to worry, though, Mummy will get me out of it again. As she likes to
tell everyone, she used to be Prime Minister, you know..."
Captain Mordant
> The escalating Christmas-lights turf war may be crass, tacky and a waste
> of electricity, but IT'S MERCIFULLY QUIET.
Hmm, I suppose that's one small mercy: at least the blasted damn fool
full-house illuminations don't intrude into one's own home, Unless
they're so strong as to penetrate the curtains and keep one awake at
night. Then too, the types who like to turn their dwellings into
multicoloured blinking beacons are usually the same people who
floodlight half the street with stadium-strength halogen (in)security
lamps all night all year round, thus forcing their hapless neighbours to
invest in blackout blinds,
Captain Megawatt
> if you've been a good boy I may empty my sack in your direction!
Dirty bloody pervert !
;-)
>
> The escalating Christmas-lights turf war may be crass, tacky and a waste
> of electricity, but IT'S MERCIFULLY QUIET.
Now that gives me an idea[1], ready for next years festivities, a small
adapter that connects to the lights for power and contains a small memory
chip that holds various christmas carols in a highly compressed MP3
type format (so it's crappy and tinny sounding) with a small amplifier of
about 50w (less than a light bulb) weather proof for connecting to outside
decorations.
I can even see the ad campaign little kids smiling happily as they stand in
amazement infront of the house while listening to 'jingle bells' that can be
heard
from the end of the street.
It brings a tear to ones eye. :-)
[1] Wonder why it's not been thought of before, or been done.
Christmas is fine. Christmas in November, not fine; and this year the
traditional bulwark provided by Halloween and Guy Fawkes was breached,
with Christmas crap in October.
When I am El Presidente Dictator for Life Father of his People
Generalissimo etc. decorations will go up at most one (1) week in advance
and be down by Twelth Night at the latest.
Irritatingly Tesco have a nice mulled wine in with their Christmas junk. I
would buy it all year round given the chance.
--
David Damerell <dame...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> Distortion Field!
But, look here, Christmas is 90% secular anyway. Admittedly, I'm not a big
fan of rampant consumerism either...
Well, without wishing to go into all the debate about Xmas being a
reworking of an ancient pagan festival, etc., I don't feel that one has
to be a Christian to enjoy the festive time of year.
I merely enjoy the atmosphere of it all, the traditional Xmas music,
the Yuletide fare, the fairy lights, the whole shebang actually,
sentimental old fool that I am.
> Well, without wishing to go into all the debate about Xmas being a
> reworking of an ancient pagan festival, etc., I don't feel that one has
> to be a Christian to enjoy the festive time of year.
> I merely enjoy the atmosphere of it all, the traditional Xmas music,
> the Yuletide fare, the fairy lights, the whole shebang actually,
> sentimental old fool that I am.
Xmas music (with a few exceptions such as "Fairytale Of New York") is
absolute garbage. The prospect of going into a shop and hearing the
usual Slade or Wizzard songs makes me cringe. It's even worse if it's some
dire "muzak" version.
#Andy#
Yes, "Fairytale Of New York" is merely one of the most fucking depressing
songs in existence, rather than being absolute garbage. "Same Deep Water
As You" is less depressing than "Fairytale Of New York".
--
Martin Read - my opinions are my own. share them if you wish.
He did say _traditional_ Xmas music; perhaps he was referring to the
old-fashioned sort, carols and so on?
H
Oh no, that's even worse !
#Andy#
> I can even see the ad campaign little kids smiling happily as they stand in
> amazement infront of the house while listening to 'jingle bells' that can be
> heard
> from the end of the street.
> It brings a tear to ones eye. :-)
>
>
> [1] Wonder why it's not been thought of before, or been done.
Given the ever-advancing tide of yearly Yuletide yuk, I'm surprised this
nightmare scenario hasn't already happened. I can well imagine people
taking the Noel nonsense arms-race to the next stage of vulgar
intrusiveness by rigging their houses with PA systems blasting kitsch
carols across the neighbourhood. A sonic attack on this scale would
drive me utterly insane within a very short period of time: it would
likely enter my head as a unstoppable meme. Only today, after a trip to
a branch of a well-known chemist's, I ended up with The Wombles'
Christmas Song cycling endlessly through my skull. "All day long we will
be wombling in the sun. We wish you a wombling merry Christmas." I still
can't exorcise the damn thing, Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Mind invasion by audio diarrhoea Christmas music: yet another reason why
I HATE CHRISTMAS. Grrrrr!
Captain Mental case
> Only today, after a trip to
> a branch of a well-known chemist's, I ended up with The Wombles'
> Christmas Song cycling endlessly through my skull. "All day long we will
> be wombling in the sun. We wish you a wombling merry Christmas." I still
> can't exorcise the damn thing, Arrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Thanks. Now it's in my head too
martin oldgoth
website: www.insanitorium.co.uk
There's nothing wrong with a bit of Carol at Xmas, she's a nice girl
apparently :)
Well christmas is a time for giving not recieving.
You don't even like the Coventry Carol? It sounds suitably mournful to
please the most discerning Goth I would have thought! ;-)
I actually enjoy most festive music, from traditional carols, to Bing
Crosby's White Christmas, to Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine, to
some of the early music renditions of Xmas music.
You have possibly the worst music taste I've ever seen.
Anyone who likes "Mistletoe & Wine" by Cliff Richard should be shot.
#Andy#
> I actually enjoy most festive music, from traditional carols, to Bing
> Crosby's White Christmas, to Cliff Richard's Mistletoe and Wine,
Right that's it... you've gone too far now. Get out!
martin oldgoth
website: www.insanitorium.co.uk
Next night - 20th January 2005
> Well christmas is a time for giving not recieving.
There's a joke there somewhere but I don't want to think about it.
martin oldgoth
website: www.insanitorium.co.uk
Next night - 20th January 2005
Frosty the Snowman? The Fairy on the Xmas Tree? No?
Seriously though, it's more the _associations_ that make the tunes
pleasurable for me, rather than the actual music itself. Certainly that
applies to the Cliff song, which I only like because of pleasant
associations with it, pertaining to the Xmas season.