[Haiku] My Head Hurts [totally OT]
Some old pisshead
Five million pints of beer
And a tequila
Now I have the shakes
The room is spinning around
Never drinking again
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The Rattler
teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam says...
> Vodka and red bull
> Five million pints of beer
> And a tequila
>
> Now I have the shakes
> The room is spinning around
> Never drinking again
My head hurts as well
But it's not self-inflicted
Last week of work sucks
Application forms
Must find new job very fast
It is all bollocks
Wish I was drunk now
Would make all this easier
Sod the hangovers!
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Nothing
<teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
>Vodka and red bull
>Five million pints of beer
>And a tequila
>
>Now I have the shakes
>The room is spinning around
>Never drinking again
I know that feeling
I get it regularly
you should give up now
of course, giving up
is a relative matter
all things considered
see how long it is
before giving up becomes
merely cutting down
test of willpower
how long will pisshead survive
i managed 12 hours
-Steve
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Martin Read
Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
In what way is alcohol off-topic for UPG?
m.
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Some old pisshead
Martin Read wrote:
>
> In article <3AB9FE2E...@virgin.net.nospam>,
> Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
> [two haiku]
>
> In what way is alcohol off-topic for UPG?
It is unrelated to turbans and gun laws, which as you know are the
pressing issues in the gothic community at present.
Martin Read
Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
>It is unrelated to turbans and gun laws, which as you know are the
>pressing issues in the gothic community at present.
Are they? I tend to ignore hed and dave's periodic rant wars.
and i've been kinda out of the loop for a bit anyway.
Tal
>test of willpower
>how long will pisshead survive
>i managed 12 hours
Fat chance I have mate!
Another weekend piss-up -
Vodka is my friend.
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Tal
Commander, 101st Heavy Perking Squad
Lexgoff Mobile Infantry
"We're mobile! We're infantile!"
Nothing
>Mere instants ago, st...@york.ac.uk (Nothing) uttered:
>
>>test of willpower
>>how long will pisshead survive
>>i managed 12 hours
>
>Fat chance I have mate!
>Another weekend piss-up -
>Vodka is my friend.
"vodka is my friend"?
you speaking words of wisom
as said by batmop
spider_mastermind
news:3ABA0FF3...@virgin.net.nospam...
>
>
> Martin Read wrote:
> >
> > In article <3AB9FE2E...@virgin.net.nospam>,
> > Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
> > [two haiku]
> >
> > In what way is alcohol off-topic for UPG?
>
> It is unrelated to turbans and gun laws, which as you know are the
> pressing issues in the gothic community at present.
And F&M! Don't forget F&M!
I'll get my coat...
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All the Clay in the World
Martin Read <mpr...@chiark.greenend.org.uk> wrote in message
news:pHv*3C...@news.chiark.greenend.org.uk...
> In article <3ABA0FF3...@virgin.net.nospam>,
> Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
> >It is unrelated to turbans and gun laws, which as you know are the
> >pressing issues in the gothic community at present.
>
> Are they? I tend to ignore hed and dave's periodic rant wars.
>
> and i've been kinda out of the loop for a bit anyway.
Normally the law demands that you wear a helmet when you are astrally
projecting, but makes exceptions if you are a Sikh in which case you are
allowed to just wear a turban. This is fundamentally racist even though the
Sikhs are a religion, not a race or ethnicity. 40% of Goteki (surveyed in
the 80's) said they would astrally project to Whitby without a helmet if
they knew they wouldn't get caught (which is not the same thing as actually
doing it), but they wouldn't be able to carry most of their gear and backing
tapes in this manner, which is *very* unprofessional, though it would
prevent the spread of foot-and-mouth disease to North Yorkshire. Strict gun
laws don't actually reduce violent crime and often lead to an increase in
pubs that get painted over in yellow and start playing crap drum-n-bass
music. Several people vehemently deny wanting to shag Phildo but have not
indicated as to whether or not it would be preferrable to Marmite (which all
sensible people agree is foul). Attendance has been been way down at
Malice, and this is likely to continue until olive season. Hester and
myself are failing to vomit due to a case of stage fright. Michael Jackson
is alleged to have projected his helmet a few years ago, and inside sources
say this is true though it never came to court and we'll never know for
sure. Steve is perpetually drunk or hungover, Suzi is a slapper, Joey is
sick, Nick is really old, Graham's tennis game is not what it used to be,
nobody is able to buy or sell property, Slimelight is overrun with vampires,
the whole nation is under seige from a tribute band--basically, everything
is going straight to Hell. And will continue to do so until the Government
has repealed these evil, racist helmet laws and imposed stiffer penalties
for writing crap haiku.
Welcome back to the loop.
----Clay
H Duffy
All the Clay in the World <clay3...@mindspring.takethisbitout.com> wrote
in message news:99gdif$7qp$1...@newsg3.svr.pol.co.uk...
*lol*
Will you marry me?
H
Some old pisshead
H Duffy wrote:
> Will you marry me?
Oi, I saw him first!
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H Duffy
Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote in message
news:3ABCA6AB...@virgin.net.nospam...
>
>
> H Duffy wrote:
>
> > Will you marry me?
>
> Oi, I saw him first!
Yeah, but I asked him first, you cake-eating ho!
Bath buns at dawn?
H
Some old pisshead
My cream slice can knock the jam out of your doughnut any time!
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Edvamp
>Bath buns at dawn?
Yo, chick fight.
Ever and Always
Edvamp
Not Perky Today
Some old pisshead
Edvamp wrote:
>
> >Yeah, but I asked him first, you cake-eating ho!
> >Bath buns at dawn?
>
> Yo, chick fight.
If your luck is in we may mud wrestle for him...
Edvamp
No, if my luck is in you'll mud wrestle for me...
kev
spider_mastermind <spider_mastermind@ntlworld.?> writes
>"Some old pisshead" <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote in message
>news:3ABA0FF3...@virgin.net.nospam...
>>
>>
>> Martin Read wrote:
>> >
>> > In article <3AB9FE2E...@virgin.net.nospam>,
>> > Some old pisshead <teq.k...@virgin.net.nospam> wrote:
>> > [two haiku]
>> >
>> > In what way is alcohol off-topic for UPG?
>>
>> It is unrelated to turbans and gun laws, which as you know are the
>> pressing issues in the gothic community at present.
>
>And F&M! Don't forget F&M!
>
--
kev
H Duffy
Edvamp <edv...@aol.comKILLKILL> wrote in message
news:20010325045140...@ng-cg1.aol.com...
> >If your luck is in we may mud wrestle for him...
>
> No, if my luck is in you'll mud wrestle for me...
Mud is icky; Maybe we should wrestle in cake mixture, whipped cream, and
home-made raspberry jam instead?
H
(Is that goth?)
Graham Clark
I understand that the perpetually-impending Cambridge gunge-wrestling
sesh is currently slated to be in ice cream and fudge sauce. Or so I'm told by
one of those intending taking art.
> (Is that goth?)
I think I can definitively answer : "Who cares?"
G.
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H Duffy
Graham Clark <g...@scarba.sanger.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:sjmofuo...@scarba.sanger.ac.uk...
> "H Duffy" <he...@nospam.le.ac.uk> writes:
>
> > Mud is icky; Maybe we should wrestle in cake mixture, whipped cream,
and
> > home-made raspberry jam instead?
>
> I understand that the perpetually-impending Cambridge gunge-wrestling
> sesh is currently slated to be in ice cream and fudge sauce. Or so I'm
told by
> one of those intending taking art.
There's a P missing there, isn't there? (Or maybe not... Is
cake-mixture-wrestling art?)
>
> > (Is that goth?)
>
> I think I can definitively answer : "Who cares?"
*grin*
> Next Calling : 20th March.
Assuming that this is a lie, and that the next Calling is in fact next
Tuesday, see you there! Anyone else from the Midlands planning on going?
H
Baobhan sith
> Mud is icky; Maybe we should wrestle in cake mixture, whipped cream, and
> home-made raspberry jam instead?
>
> H
> (Is that goth?)
No but wrestling in treacle/molasses might be ;-)
Banshee
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Bury the hatchet with a smile and a curse
The world is big enough for both of us
But oh how that bitching was fun while it lasted
Until I got to realise no one really cared
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Graham Clark
> Graham Clark <g...@scarba.sanger.ac.uk> wrote in message
> news:sjmofuo...@scarba.sanger.ac.uk...
> > I understand that the perpetually-impending Cambridge gunge-wrestling
> > sesh is currently slated to be in ice cream and fudge sauce. Or so I'm
> told by
> > one of those intending taking art.
>
> There's a P missing there, isn't there? (Or maybe not... Is
> cake-mixture-wrestling art?)
It is if you have a gang of portrait-painters on standby to record it
in oils, yes. And if you're accusing me of taking the P . . . well, I'm not.
Except about the oil painting, of course. That would be silly.
> > Next Calling : 20th March.
>
> Assuming that this is a lie, and that the next Calling is in fact next
> Tuesday,
Good point.
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