The idea is simple: erase the top part and replace my entries with yours.
You don't have to answer everything (I haven't).
I have just been through the last one and have added or modified some
headings/questions following comments some of you made.
Enjoy!
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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
The UPG 2000 Edition
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Nathalie
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: id.
WEB PAGE URL: http://users.newscientist.net/nathalie/
AGE: 33
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 18/02, Caen (France)
GENDER: female
LOCATION: home in Barons Court (SW London), work on Mile End (E London)
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 1m66, about 60 kilos
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black/ bob
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: light brownish
EYE COLOUR: brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ear and nose piercings
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 sister, 2 brothers
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: living with an alien
OCCUPATION: Research scientist (studying soil organic matter using nuclear
magnetic resonance)
PETS: 1 cat, Nikita (the Black Destroyer of Cardboard Boxes). She has a
home page: http://users.newscientist.net/nathalie/nikita/
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII400 with W98
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
at the moment, detective and/or historical stories
MAGAZINES:
NewScientist
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Delicatessen, the City of the Lost Children, Peter Greenaway, Pedro
Almodovar, Robin Renucci, John Hannah, James Stewart
POEMS/POETS:
not really into poetry, so none
TELEVISION SHOWS:
nature shows, some soaps
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Morning news, des papous dans la tete (France Culture- one of the few
things I miss from France)
SONGS:
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
quite a lot, dunno really where to start... Bach, Vivaldi, Tallis, Clan of
Xymox, In the Nursery, Collection d'Arnell Andrea, Twice a Man, Haujobb,
Project Pitchfork, Malaise, Mission, Mylene Farmer...
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Turner
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Triomino, Myst, Riven, Oxyd/Peroxyd, Tetris, computer pinball and card
games
PLACES TO VISIT:
Norway
FOOD AND DRINKS:
I will eat nearly anything
coffee, tea, wine, cocktails
COLOURS:
black, blue
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic, rec.arts.tv.uk.eastenders, rec.pets.cats.anecdotes,
rec.crafts.textiles.needlework, rec.music.industrial,
sci.techniques.mag-resonance, sci.techniques.spectroscopy,
bionet.structural-nmr, fr.rec.cuisine, fr.rec.moto
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
dominion, mish, neph, xymox, pp, gothique, tarts, soils-list, soil-chem,
promed
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
since it started
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Netscrape...
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
embroidery, frame making, cooking, reading
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
sicut erat in principio et nunc et in saecula saeculorum
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
I have no idea, and considering what I had in mind 10 years ago and what's
really happening may be it's better that way
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
quick thinking
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
shyness
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
being there
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
in black and white
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
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Nathalie
--
Nathalie Mahieu N.Ma...@qmw.ac.uk
It's beyond my control *** Mylene Farmer/Liaisons Dangereuses ***
Nikita (Kitty/Kit): DS B G 3 X L- C+++ I+++ T+ A++ H+ S++ V++ PA+
Website moved-> http://users.newscientist.net/nathalie me,cats,xstitch...
DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
The UPG 2000 Edition
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Hester Duffy
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: H
WEB PAGE URL: N/A
AGE: 26
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 30/12. Durham
GENDER: F
LOCATION: Leicester
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'3"ish, dunno what I weigh.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Growing-out bleach blonde,
a-symmetric bob-type thing
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Not entirely sure, but somewhere around mouse.
EYE COLOUR: Blue-grey or grey-blue
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Right ear once, left ear 7 times, left nipple once. Am
(still) planning a peacock-feather tattoo on my left shoulder-blade.
RELIGION: Born-again atheist, having been brought up catholic
SIBLINGS: One of each
CHILDREN: None, and none planned
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Attached, long distance
OCCUPATION: Research assistant in spatial awareness in virtual
environments, also registering for a PhD
PETS: Rover, an inflatable dog
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: pentium III at work. It should be good, but it's made
of poo and chewing gum as far as I can tell.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Short stories, particularly from the first half of this century, and
especially ghost/supernatural ones, and 'tec stories. Favourite author is G
K Chesterton.
MAGAZINES
Don't read many magazines; I get those dreadful women's ones with headlines
like "Daughter ran off - with my girlfriend!!" and "The face of evil - my
relationship with a killer" for long journeys, but only for the puzzles -
honest.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Tim Burton, Kevin Smith, Mary Stuart Masterson, Antonio Banderas, Fairuza
Balk, Neve Campbell... Favourite movies vary; Some Kind of Wonderful is an
all-time favourite, at the moment I like Wild Things, The Matrix, Sleepy
Hollow...
POEMS/POETS:
Seamus Heaney (My favourite poem is "Punishment", which I have, written out
by Heaney), Yeats
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Buffy, Friends (Yeah yeah, I know...), Changing Rooms (Yeah, yeah, I
know...), Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I got News for You, Xena
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
I rarely listen to the radio, but I used to listen to I'm Sorry I Havent a
Clue
SONGS:
Depends far too much on my mood even to _start_
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Again, it depends on my mood; Off the top of my head, Ed Alleyne Johnson,
Aerosmith, Placebo, Tori Amos, Vivaldi, Alice in Chains, A-ha, Duran
Duran...
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART:
Mucher, Klimt, some pre-raph stuff, Picasso, Rodin
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Trivial Pursuits, Colonization
PLACES TO VISIT:
Ireland, Paris
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Varies; I like veggie food, italian, maghreb, curry, chinese, cake...
For drinks, coffee, ribena, port, tequila, (as long as it's Herradura),
guinness
COLOURS:
Purple, green, sliver, black
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic, alt.gothic,fashion, alt.folklore.urban, some work-related and
local ones
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED
Work-related ones only
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
Dunno... about 3 or 4 years, on and off?
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Dunno
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Cooking, reading, going out, staying in...
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
To thine own self be true
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I know a really good joke about a duck. And I make really good cakes.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Hmm... Either still working in my current field, or living in the lap of
luxury making a good living as a writer. The former is far more likely.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Just one? I'd like to be a really good writer. But I'd also like to be
musically and artistically talented; Can I have that too?
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
It depends on the circumstances
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
See above
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Fun and loyalty
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Wanton stupidity, bigotry, thoughtlessness, violence
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
I don't
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
Whose response to this Netscrape are you most interested to see, and which
questions particularly interest you?
H
http://www.revolutionbynight.com
http://www.bang-bang-bang.co.uk
> AGE: 32
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 5 October, St Mary's Hospital, Portsmouth. (same place as
> Pete Scathe!)
> GENDER: Male
> LOCATION: home in North Finchley (N London), work in Camden.
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6 foot 2, 12 stone.
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: brown, long
> NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: brown
> EYE COLOUR: brown
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ear.
> RELIGION: a song by Front 242.
> SIBLINGS: 1 sister.
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: cute german girl.(tm)
> OCCUPATION: Database Assistant.
> PETS: only the flatmate "Emb"
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PIII 450, 128mb RAM, 20gb hard drive.
>
> FAVOURITES:
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> Poppy Z Brite, a huge biography of Byron, William Gibson,
Janice Galloway.
> MAGAZINES:
> Empire, Zillo.
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> Betty Blue, The Great Escape, Angelina Jolie, Bladerunner, Sandra Bullock,
> Spinal Tap, Fargo, Jackie Brown, When Harry Met Sally, Goodfellas, Heat, Lock
> Stock And Two Smoking Barrels, Harrison Ford, Hackers, Edward Scissorhands,
> Run Lola Run, Goldeneye, Don't Look Now, Hellraiser, While You Were Sleeping,
> lots more!!!
> POEMS/POETS:
> Byron
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> lots of stuff on the documentary channels on digital, The Powerpuff Girls,
> Dexters Lab, Animaniacs, Johny Bravo, Sabrina The Teenage Witch, Coronation
> Street (so bad it's brillaint), Neighbours (see previous remark),
> Ballykissangel, Friends, Star Trek Voyager... old shows: Hamish McBeth, Red
> Dwarf, Monty Python, Who Dares Wins, Between The Lines, Drop The Dead Donkey,
> Father Ted, Blackadder, The Young Ones, Mary Mungo and Midge, Totty: the story
> of a dollshouse, Scooby Doo, Top Cat, Snagglepuss, Filthy Rich and Catflap,
> Grange Hill, and a zillion other things!
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> Talk Radio at night: James Whale / Ian Collins.
> SONGS:
> Ultravox - Stranger Within, Garbage - You Look So Fine (live), Nephilim - Love
> Under Will, Kylie Minogue - Confide In Me, VNV Nation - Forsaken (vocal),
> Project Pitchfork - I Live Your Dream (remix), David Bowie - Boys Keep
> Swinging, U2 - The Unforgettable Fire, The Sisters of Mercy - Gimme Shelter,
> Altered States - Low Life, Timezone - World Destruction. lots more...
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
> Ultravox, John Foxx, Garbage, Angelfish, VNV Nation, Mesh, Wolfsheim (but not
> live), Fields of The Nephilim, The Sisters of Mercy, Altered States,
> S.P.O.C.K., Project Pitchfork, The Mission, Crystal Method, Prodigy, Chemical
> Brothers, David Bowie, Plastic Noise Experience (mainly live), Depeche Mode,
> The Big Dish (first album only), The Cult (first 2 albums), Spahn Ranch,
> Apoptygma Berzerk, Gaye Bikers on Acid, Danielle Dax, The Creatures, Siouxsie
> And The Banshees, The Chameleons, Puressence, Suede, Hocico, Covenant and lots
> more!
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> Edvard Munch. The "unicorn" tapastries depicting the 5 senses in a museum in
> Paris.
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
> Monopoly, Scrabble, Simcity, Command And Conquer, Rollercoaster Tycoon, Tomb
> Raider, PINBALL! :-)
> PLACES TO VISIT:
> Germany, Sweden, Canada, Italy.
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Fish. Jack Daniels and coke, The Green (tm) drink!
> COLOURS:
> black, blue, dark red, purple.
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> rec.music.industrial,
> alt.music.garbage
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> indiekids, vnvnation, sluts.
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> since 1995
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> nothing stands out.
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> "synths, samplers, drum machines, music", cooking, reading, travelling.
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> Never trust anyone.
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
DJing whilst totally pissed (learnt from Irish Dave)
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> Getting older!
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> More confidence.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> sense of humour.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> shyness.
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> everything.
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> narrow mindedness and bigotry.
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> I don't! :-)
Steve.
--
"the hammering in my head don't stop on the bullet train from Tokyo to Los
Angeles..."
DJ Steve (Slimelight Club, London) URL: http://www.slimelight.com
Revolution By Night URL: http://www.revolutionbynight.com
"Faithless" single May 2000, "Aztexture" album Summer 2000.
Bang Bang Bang Club URL: http://www.bang-bang-bang.co.uk
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Sci-fi, religious history, Moorcock, Heinlein, Tolkien, Von Daniken,
Crowley.
MAGAZINES:
New Scientist, Total VW, Nexus (when I can find it), Kaleidescope.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Withnail & I, Matrix, cheesy horror, Bladerunner, loads more.
POEMS/POETS:
Occasionally Milton or Crowley.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
comedies, Star Trek, Buffy, Robot wars :)
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Peel, Mark and Lard occasionally.
SONGS:
Varies from day to day. Loads.
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Corpus Delicti, Funhouse, Revolting Cocks, Ministry, FOTN, Front 242,
Zappa, Beefheart, Sisters, Garbage, White Zombie, Lard, Joy Division,
Rammstein, Bach, Stravinsky, Gregorian chant, Libitina, Eat Static, Orb,
Sabbath, Iggy Pop, Ozrics and loads more I can't think of right now.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Dali, Bosch.
GAMES:
Playstation games, none especially.
PLACES TO VISIT:
Black Forest.
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Most vegetarian things, especially curry.
COLOURS:
black, dark red
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
uk.rec.cars.vw.aircooled, alt.fan.frank-zappa
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
sheffgoths, darwin awards
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
about a year and a bit
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Is CoF goth? :)
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Aircooled VW's, making music, drinking, falling over
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
live long and prosper
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Same as now but making more money.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU
POSSESSED:
The ability to manipulate time.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
too many to choose
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
too modest
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
drinking ability
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
stupidity, bigotry, violence
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
blurred
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> camgoths, commune.
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> on and off since 96
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> NOT kitten cruelty.
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> sailing, climbing, poetry, driving too fast, clubbing, gigs, tarting up.
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> live life for today and for those around you.
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
> Setting fire to things
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> Either running my own company or running my own research group and sailing
a lot
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> a good understanding of my work enviroment structure
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> socially my eyes, intellectually my analysis skills.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> my lack of tolerance
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> understanding
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> arrogance, predjudice
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> schizophrenically
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>
What drew/pushed you to goth?
ans, Undergraduate pubs, fundamental christianity, a dislike of society in
general.
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> a PhD
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> Over critical and opinionated, typical virgo really, not that I believe in astrology, load of rubbish.. doh!
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> Constancy
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> Loads of stuff
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> in black and white
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>
--
GFB
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Steve Groom
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: SteveG, Sheila Potter!!!
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.theportal.to/dammerung
AGE: 24
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 03.07 Catterick (Yorks)
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Bangor , Wales - No we didnt have a luverly time!
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5ft 9 / a bit too much at the mo
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black (with red tinges) 3/4 down back
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: med brown with occassional blonde streaks!
EYE COLOUR: blue
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS:None - do rings count?
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 sister,
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: paired up
OCCUPATION:Project Manager - Womens Economic Development (Honest I am!)
PETS: 2 Rats - Mina & Lucy one is grey all over other is hooded
home page:
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PIII400 with W98
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Like to read almost anything except detective novels! Just read Farenheit
451 - v good
MAGAZINES:
Kaleidoscope, playsation mag every now & then
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Tim Burton, Nightmare Before Xmas, Batman, Evil Dead series, Dusk Till Dawn,
Desperado, Once upon a time in the west, Fistfull of / few dollars more etc.
Suspiria, Witchfinder General
POEMS/POETS:
Some Byron, Hillaire Belloc,
TELEVISION SHOWS:
nature shows, horizon, Buffy, Simpsons, ToTP2
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
None really except first thing in the morning, nothing can shift you out of
bed quicker than the rantings of Zoe Ball
SONGS:
oooh far to many
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Bach,Mahler,Passion Play, My Dying Bride, Horatii, Faith & the Muse, MArch
Violets, far too many for my own health really
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Dali, Flaming June
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Legacy of Kain, Gran Turismo, Monopoly, Tekken 3
PLACES TO VISIT:
Scotland, Bahamas, Antartic
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Most things that do not move will usually end up in my stomach except for
Frazzles and Wotsits!
COLOURS:
black, blue, red,
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic, cymgothic
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
cymgothic
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
bout 6 months
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Cant think of one of the top of my head!
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
cooking, reading, drumming, drinking, eating...........
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
errrr what goes up must come down?!....
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Making money! Playing drums, being happy er...
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Ability to save money and not buy crap cars!
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
sense of humour
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
see above! Nah err.....short term sulking
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
listening to my moaning
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Arrogance and not listening to my moaning :-)
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Through outlook express.........er is that what you mean?
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
What is the answer to the meaning of life? (NOT 42)
> LOCATION: Bangor , Wales - No we didnt have a luverly time!
Oi! Gerroff my patch Potter you taaaaahhgt!
<Que Star Trek Style Deathmatch with pugil sticks, flaming torches, and
bizaree incidental music>
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS:None - do rings count?
Fnar.. neat trick if you can do it.
> OCCUPATION:Project Manager - Womens Economic Development (Honest I am!)
Yes folkes, that is a euphamism, he actually organises day trips to
brothels.
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Most things that do not move will usually end up in my stomach except for
> Frazzles and Wotsits!
And apples.. that apparently cause you to asphyxiate..
Anyway, since when did you stop to wait for stuff to stop moving?
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> Ability to save money and not buy crap cars!
Ah yes.. you got the Dammobile back from the Garage yet?
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> listening to my moaning
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> Arrogance and not listening to my moaning :-)
Oi, thats me!
--
GFB
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Rosi
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Aconite
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.darkwave.org.uk/~aconite
AGE: 20
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 30/06, Leamington Spa
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Mile End, London
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'2 about 8 1/2 stone
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: White, black, clear and silver waist length
plastic tubing
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: light brown
EYE COLOUR: hazel
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: none
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 brothers
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: in relationship
OCCUPATION: student
PETS: 1 demon in the guise of a cat, Miyu
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Pass, this is a college one and I can't be bothered
to look.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Guy Gavriel Kay novels, Fantasy/Sci-Fi Novels
MAGAZINES:
Fools Mate, Shoxx (japanese ones)
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Fifth Element, Mulan, Perfect Blue, Hana-Bi
POEMS/POETS:
Not so into poety.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Pokemon, Simpsons, Buffy, Angel
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Never listen to radio
SONGS:
Genkai Haretsu - hide, Cage - Dir En Grey, Angel - Baiser
Brain Bashers - People are still having sex, Zodiac Youth - False
Prophet, PPK - Slave to the Rhythm
Faithless - Insomnia
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
hide, Baiser, Dir en Grey, Gackt, Penicillin, Luna Sea, Glay, machine
MASH, Brain Bashers, Faithless, Zodiac Youth, Cygnus X, ATB,
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Very varied.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Final Fantasy VIII (just finished), Tekken 3, Spyro 2
PLACES TO VISIT:
Tokyo
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Chocolate, Orange Tango, Vodka
COLOURS:
orange, black turquoise, green (not all together)
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic.fashion
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
tarts, j-rock
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
3 years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Anything not involving others being snotty about people with a wider
range of tastes.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Reading, Music
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
The whole point, at the end of the day, is to have fun.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
No idea. Don't think that far ahead.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Fluency in other languages (although getting there slowly)
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Intelligence
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Temper
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Having fun, being there when one of us isn't having fun
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Superiority complexes
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
a newsgroup.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
--
Narcissism - http://www.darkwave.org.uk/~aconite
"I've just got one purpose in life.
To explode of course."
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Donald Haggart
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: none.
WEB PAGE URL: none
AGE: 26
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 16/11, Salisbury (now Harare), Rhodesia (now
Zimbabwe)
GENDER: male
LOCATION: home in Walton-on-Thames, work in Feltham
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: about 6'2" / about 80 kilos.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: light brownish/mess
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: light brownish
EYE COLOUR: green/blue
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: none
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 sister
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: attached
OCCUPATION: Technical Support Engineer
PETS: None in the country
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PIII 550, 250Mb RAM, 14GB HDD
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Terry Pratchet, Tom Holt, Lauren Henderson, will try most anything
(including some of the freebie books that come with some women's
magazines)
MAGAZINES:
None really. Until recently Bizarre.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Chasing Amy. Off-beat or twisted 'arty' stuff (not that I see much of
it). Il Postino.
POEMS/POETS:
none
TELEVISION SHOWS:
scientific documentaries, some comedy shows
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Only ever listen to the traffic reports.
SONGS:
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
The Cure,The Sisters Of Mercy, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Cranes, Bauhaus,
Sex Gang Children, Siouxsie & The Banshees, Nick Cave, Diary Of Dreams,
PWEI (some of), The Stranglers (old stuff), Jane's Addiction, ...
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
GAMES(board, computer, others):
None, really. Occasionally SimCity or Civilization or Myst. Prefer
trying to write dodgy little ones myself.
PLACES TO VISIT:
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Coffee.
Not a fan of any sort of seafood, including fish, with the exception of
Scottish Kipper Fillets.
COLOURS:
black, white
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
uk.rec.cars.maintenance
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
about a year
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
None really stick out.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Car maintenance (getting dirty :) ), gardening, reading, writing silly
pieces of C/C++ code. Quite enjoyed jumping out of an aeroplane...
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Retired - Can't say I want to keep working for the rest of my life...
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
The brains to have made my fortune by now.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
honesty
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
dishonesty
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
don't
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Alex Page
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Alex Page / Grimoire (Quake) / PerfDrug (IRC)
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.gothicdreams.net/grimoire (dead),
http://www.grimoire.org.uk (not up yet)
AGE: 20
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 29/6, Putney, London
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Manchester
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6' 3",
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Blonde ponytail
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Blonde
EYE COLOUR: Murky blue
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: None
RELIGION: Bastard Atheist From Cynic Hell
SIBLINGS: 2 big sisters
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Recently ex-ed
OCCUPATION: Student, programmer and web designer
PETS: None
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Uni cluster Pentium II machine
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Iain [M] Banks, Jeff Noon, Isaac Asimov, Terry Pratchett. Sci-Fi in
general, esp cyberpunk stuff.
MAGAZINES:
2000AD, Bizarre, Kerrang!, Fortean Times
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Kevin Smith directing, Kevin Spacey acting.
POEMS/POETS:
Catullus & Ovid
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Don't have a TV, but Buffy, Eastenders, League of Gentlemen
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Don't listen to the radio
SONGS:
"Screamager" - Therapy?, "Ruiner" - Nine Inch Nails
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Nine Inch Nails, Stone Roses, Sisters of Mercy, Children On Stun
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Johnen Vasquez, Jamie Hewlett (yes, comic geek)
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Fallout, System Shock 2, drunken Twister
PLACES TO VISIT:
The wood near my parental home in Salisbury
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Profiteroles, my Mum's cooking, New Aeon coffee.
COLOURS:
Green
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.movies.kevin-smith, alt.southampton.goth.commandoes,
comp.ai.fuzzy, news.announce.important, news.announce.newusers,
uk.net.news.announce, uk.net.news.config, uk.net.web.authoring,
uk.people.gothic, uk.people.support.depression, umist.general
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
mancgoff, oxgoths
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
two and a half years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Any where I get to rant about stuff passionately
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Geeking, roleplaying, playing bass
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Conversation :)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Self-employed web designer, and famous bassist for The Long Slide
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED:
A twin 1GHz Athlon system (my 21st birthday present to myself)
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Being supportive
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
The fact that I'm a useless, selfish fuck most of the time
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Tolerance - they need it!
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Falsity and pretence.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
"Once more unto the breech, dear friends..."
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
Why, oh why?
--
"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you... so we're going to tell you."
- The Irony Badgers
MancGoff: http://www.gothicdreams.net/grimoire
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Stuart Gibson
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Goblin
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.dundee.ac.uk/~gsgibson/it200/MMPhone/one.htm
AGE: 22
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 05011978 Dundonald N. Ireland
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Uni at Dundee, home in Bangor N. Ireland
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6' 2", too much
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black/shoulder length
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: dark brown
EYE COLOUR: green/brown/grey/depends on my mood
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: 8 ear (4 each), 1 tongue, left nipple
RELIGION: Devoutly atheist
SIBLINGS: Nope, soon to have a brother-in-law ans sister-in-law
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: engaged
OCCUPATION: Student, Applied Computing
PETS: 1 dog, Frostie, deceased 1 1/2 years at the age of 19 :-(
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PII 450 128meg NT4 (uni 'puter), own 'puter :
PIII600, 128meg, GeForce Pro, SBLive, Pioneer slot loading DVD 6x, Yamaha
SCSI 6416 cd writer, IBM 10.1 gig, IBM 25gig, 19" Mitsubishi Diamond Pro
900u, Win98/Win2000/Linux
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, Stephen Hawkings, Storm Constantine,
currently reading Milton's Paradise Lost, William Gibson's Neuromancer and
looking for a copy of Brave New World and 1984
MAGAZINES:
PC Pro, T3, various BMW mags
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Bladerunner, Rocky Horror, WarGames, loads of tacky 80s films, Goonies,
Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Weird Scienceetc / Tim Burton, Stanley Kubrick,
Ridley + Tony Scott / Jodie Foster, Nicolas Cage, Richard E. Grant, Johnny
Depp, Winona Ryder (don't ask), Sigouney Weaver
POEMS/POETS:
Not really.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Red Dwarf, Equinox, silly cartoons, virtually nothing else.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Radio 4 / ISIHAC, News Quiz, Just A Minute, HHGttG
SONGS:
1959 as it was playing when I got engaged. The rest too many to mention.
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Sisters, Cure, Bauhaus, Suspiria, APB, Faithful Dawn, Horatii, Killing
Miranda, Tori Amos, NIN, lots of 80s stuff again, The Clash, Lots of
soundtracks, Beethoven, Mozart, Gershwin
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Mondigliani, Dali, Hirst, Gilbert & George
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Original Quake, Carmageddon, Scrabble, Trivial Pursuit, Chess, weird
things from MENSA tests
PLACES TO VISIT:
Whitby at other times, most of Yorkshire in fact, Somerset, Edinburgh
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Mushrooms, chicken, pasta, chocolate, tea, Pepsi Max, Bailley's, Milk
COLOURS:
black, pink, yellow, "cyber" green
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
uk.media.radio.bbc-r4, creative.products.3d_blaster.annihilator
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
dominion
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
three years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
eh? Is that not like "What's been the favourite conversation you've had"?
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
computers, reading, computers, cats, computers
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
My own agenda
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Married, couple rug-rats, being stupidly rich getting paid for playing
with computers and driving a beemer
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Still being able to skateboard
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Hyper ego
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Not good at taking criticism
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
being there
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
bigotry
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
just another part of the infinite tower of monkeys
Goblin
--
remove DONOTREMOVE to reply
------------------------------------------------------
Through dangers untold and hardships un-numbered I have fought my way here
to the castle beyond the goblin city... For my will is as strong as yours
and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me
>Oi! Gerroff my patch Potter you taaaaahhgt!
><Que Star Trek Style Deathmatch with pugil sticks, flaming torches, and
>bizaree incidental music>
Oh so its your patch now is it! Roight thern, toym for a foight!
>
>> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS:None - do rings count?
>Fnar.. neat trick if you can do it.
I had to use all sorts of ointments too :-)
>> OCCUPATION:Project Manager - Womens Economic Development (Honest I am!)
>Yes folkes, that is a euphamism, he actually organises day trips to
>brothels.
Oh you really wish I did, cos then I could drive you there like the chauffer
i've become ;-)
>
>> FOOD AND DRINKS:
>> Most things that do not move will usually end up in my stomach except for
>> Frazzles and Wotsits!
>And apples.. that apparently cause you to asphyxiate..
>Anyway, since when did you stop to wait for stuff to stop moving?
**(%î–¤&((*&$(( !!!!!! SOrry couldnt reply properly , had my mouth full you
see!
>
>> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>> POSSESSED:
>> Ability to save money and not buy crap cars!
>Ah yes.. you got the Dammobile back from the Garage yet?
Getting it back in a mo! It caught fire in the garage yesterday! AAARGH! It
was apparently botched with fibreglass and the welder nearly blew my car up!
:-(((((((
>
>> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>> listening to my moaning
>> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>> Arrogance and not listening to my moaning :-)
>Oi, thats me!
>GFB
Well as I've always said (well i'm about to anyway), if the cap
fits......;-)
Anyway shouldnt you be doing some work, oh forgot you student types dont
work very often
;-)p)
Steve
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)
) __THE PHYSICAL__:
) YOUR NAME: Chris Soanes
) YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Tiff.
) WEB PAGE URL:
) AGE: 28
) BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 13/03, Great Yarmouth.
) GENDER: Male
) LOCATION: I've a house in Coventry, but I don't see it much, as I'm
Currently working in Germany.
) HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'5", 14 Stone.
) CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Long, Black(ish - needs a top up)
) NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: brownish (usually sunbleached in the summer)
) EYE COLOUR: Green/Grey
) PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Left Ear (Never used nowadays (so very 80's ;)),
Eyebrow, 3 Tattoos: One on each arm and a large unfinshed one on my
back.
) RELIGION: Undecided
) SIBLINGS: 1 sister.
) CHILDREN: none (and never!).
) RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Engaged.
) OCCUPATION: Freelance Software Engineer (Currently working on Mobile
stuff)
) PETS: 1 cat, Listy (Lives with Mum & Dad)
) COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Sun Sunray Solaris Worksation.
)
) FAVOURITES:
)
) BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
) "Illustrated Novels" Particularly Sandman & spinoffs, Books Of Magic,
Preacher, HellBlazer etc. I loved the Harry Potter books.... other than
that, all the old favs like Tolkein, Eddings, Adams, Pratchett, Tom
Clancy etc
) MAGAZINES:
) PC Pro, WIndsurfing & Cycling Mags, Top Gear.
) MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
) Anything with violence! (but must have had some thought put into it -
IE pulp fiction over True Lies). I'm starting to buy stuff on DVD.
) POEMS/POETS:
) None really, but as far as lyricists go, Fish from (old) mariilion
was/is the best there is.
) TELEVISION SHOWS:
) Anything on Discovery or the cartoon channel. I recently got into
Teletubbies as it's the only TV show I can understand at the moment with
my limited German.....
) RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
) My radio is on for about 20 seconds a day when my alarm goes off, so
none.
) SONGS:
) Fave Song ever: Slayer's "Mandatory Suicide"
) BANDS/MUSICIANS:
) Anything well-written (except Country)
) PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
) Pre-Raphaelite. Giger.
) GAMES(board, computer, others):
) Sims mostly: Grand-prix and flight sims. I dont play games often,
because I spend my working days in front of a computer and seldom want
to spend my evenings in front of one as well! However i will indulge in
the odd game of pac-man (the Konami original) I've been on the look out
for an original space-invaders or defender, if anyone spots one in a
junkyard.
) PLACES TO VISIT:
) The west coast of Ireland, Anywhere warm and windy (for the
windsurfing)
) FOOD AND DRINKS:
) I don't have any real preferences, because I see eating as a wast of
time, and on a par with all the other essential bodily functions -
something you have to do to be alive, but nothing to get excited about.
) Coffee (total caffeine addict), Newcasle Brown Ale, Red Bull.
) COLOURS:
) black, blue, purple.
)
) MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
)
) WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
) comp.lang.c++, comp.lang.c++.moderated, comp.object.corba.
comp.lang.perl, uk.consultants. u.p.g., u.c.o.l., a.h.b.o.u.
) TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
) Fysh.
) HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
) since 1996-ish.
) WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
) Anything that's NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THE WHITBY LINE UP.
) WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
) Sports: (playing) Windsurfing, snowboarding now I live 100Km from the
alps, ) Cycling. Paintball and Carting when the opportunity arises.
) Sports: (Watching) Football (Chelsea fan), Rugby Union (England and )
Harlequins)
) ) WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
) "If it's stupid but it works, it aint stupid", and
) "Good enough is good enough, while perfect is always a pain in the ass
and often not worth the effort."
) WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
) Having a flame-thrower for a lighter.
) WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
) Telecommuting to work from a converted barn, far enough out of town
that there's no light pollution, but close enough to get a taxi home
from a club.
) WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU
) POSSESSED:
) The ability to think fast enough to win debates.
) WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
) patience / laid-backness / attention to detail.
) WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
) I occasionsally go into "Considerably richer than yow" mode.
) WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
) honesty.
) WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
) narrow-mindedness, mediocrity.
) HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
) Picture?
) ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
) (up to) 10 things do you want to do before you die.
) 1: Go to the US (to a state without a helmet law) Hire HUGE Harley,
ride it with no Helmet for the day.
) 2: Get my Yachtmaster Certificate and sail the mediterranian.
) 3: Spend at least a month on Maui windsurfing.
) 4: Bungee jump in new zealand.
> >Ah yes.. you got the Dammobile back from the Garage yet?
>
> Getting it back in a mo! It caught fire in the garage yesterday! AAARGH! It
> was apparently botched with fibreglass and the welder nearly blew my car up!
> :-(((((((
Wow, thats like.. almost headline news for 'round these parts. Is it
going to look a bit like Battle Damage X-wing now then? Cool.
> Well as I've always said (well i'm about to anyway), if the cap
> fits......;-)
> Anyway shouldnt you be doing some work, oh forgot you student types dont
> work very often
Well fortunately for UPG, DFB coupling coefficients take a long time to
calculate.. besides, my head was starting to go funny..
..maybe I should use a computer.
--
GFB
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Fiona
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: n/a
WEB PAGE URL: Maybe one day...
AGE: 28
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 27-6-71/Dunfermline, Scotland
GENDER: Female
LOCATION: Aberdeen
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'9"/dunno, I'm slim
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Dark brown, shoulder length, straightish
(chemically)
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown
EYE COLOUR: blue/green
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ears, once (nickel allergy - it's too much
hassle)/Einsturzende Neubauten upside down BRD eagle (from Richterscala)
tattoo on right shoulder blade - 21st birthday present to myself. My next
tattoo (to be 30th birthday present - eek!) will be a lizard - haven't
decided where.
RELIGION: Atheist
SIBLINGS: 1 brother
CHILDREN: None and don't want them
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single
OCCUPATION: PA/secretary hence natural looking hair colour :(
PETS: None - I will get some cats when I'm settled enough to look after them
properly
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Celeron 433, 128Mb RAM, 13.6Gb HD, Win98.
(PII/64/6.4/win95 at work)
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE: Books - Too many to list but very
favourite is Good Omens; Comics - Sandman, Invisibles, Preacher,
Watchmen/Iain Banks; Christopher Brookmyre; William Gibson/I'll read nearly
anything if I'm bored enough.
MAGAZINES: www.popimage.com; whatever my flatmate buys.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...: Near Dark, The Matrix, Wings of Desire,
Nightmare Before Xmas/Johnny Depp; Keanu (when he's not being *too* himbo);
Jack Davenport; Jonathan Rhys Meyers (ok, so I like pretty boys!)
POEMS/POETS: The Flea, John Donne/TS Eliot; John Donne
TELEVISION SHOWS: Buffy; Never Mind the Buzzcocks; Friends; old X-files;
Daria; Eastenders; Corrie - I watch too much tv.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS: Used to listen to Peel in the good old 10-12 Mon-Thurs
days, just Radio 4 in the mornings now.
SONGS: Oh, lots- Anything by the Bad Seeds; anything off Honeymoon in Red,
Lydia Lunch; Wild World, Birthday Party; Gimme Danger, Stooges; Something's
Burning, Twelve Rounds ...
BANDS/MUSICIANS: Nick Cave/Birthday Party; Siouxsie; Sisters; Sonic Youth;
Neubauten; PJ Harvey; MM; Christian Death; Sex Gang; Iggy/Stooges; Bauhaus;
Killing Joke - and loads more...
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...: Dali, Henri Rousseau, Picasso...
PLACES TO VISIT: Far East, Spain
FOOD AND DRINKS: Chocolate, cheese, (not foods as such but flavours:
cinnamon, tarragon, ginger)/coffee, vodka
COLOURS: black, green, purple
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: None regularly - lurk alt.gothic
occasionally.
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED: sequential tarts; transience;
from the desk of Warren Ellis
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: For 1yr in 1996; since November 1999
this time around - about 1 ½ years altogether?
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG: I agree with Nathalie, Netscrape!
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: If you can't be good, be good at it! ;)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Something else, somewhere
else
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: Web page design (although I can use MS FrontPage) - but I'm going
to work on it.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: Being there when you need them, and when
you don't
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: Bigotry
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: Like the Little Angel on WGW Thursdays and Mondays!
But I really liked Kieran's "In a room with an infinite number of monkeys &
typewriters, look for the ones with interesting
hairstyles/clothes/makeup/piercings/etc." That sounds about right!
--
Fiona (at work)
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> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Paul Nasrat
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: I need no alias :)
> WEB PAGE URL: Under construction - honest
> AGE: 23
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 6/7/76
> GENDER: male
> LOCATION:
http://uk8.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?pc=SW1V1EJ&place=Sw1v+1Ej&db=pc
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'9"ish
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Chaotic black with blonde 1/6
> NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: black
> EYE COLOUR: brown
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ear
> RELIGION: none
> SIBLINGS: 1 sister, 4 brothers
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: taken
> OCCUPATION: Network Engineer
> PETS: none
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PIII550 - dual linux/Win98
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> scifi/cyberpunk/tech manuals/Lewis Carroll/linguistics/
> MAGAZINES:
> Wired,
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> Kevin Smith, Bladerunner, Tron, Peter Greenaway, Pi,
POEMS/POETS:
> Nonsense, perl poetry
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> Total Recall 2070,
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> None
> SONGS:
> too hard to think of
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
> ditto
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> Waterhouse, random stuff,
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
> Hitch-hikers, LucasArts, Monkey Island,
> PLACES TO VISIT:
>
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Coke(tm), caffine, alcohol, etc.
COLOURS:
> black, silver, lilac
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> alt.cyberpunk, comp.os.linux.security, comp.sys.wearables,
uk.comp.os.linux control.cancel when really bored and *config* nanau,
etc when feeling aware
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> Mancgoff, wear-hard, NTBugTraq, BugTraq, lonix, gllug
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> Off and on since 95/6 I think
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> Can't remember, probably the pre-mancgoff social ones.
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> 'puters
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> cyborg
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> implants/wearable
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> short term hyper-focus
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> lack of concentration for most things,
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> degrading :(
>MAGAZINES:
occums Razor
Zillo
Kerraaang!
Whatever i can get free from nightbreed
Orkus
>MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Suspiria / the church- dario Argento
Evil Dead
Southern Comfort
Hotel New Hampshire
The Cook, the Thief, his wife and her Lover
The Matrix
Deliverance
The Exorcist
and so on
>POEMS/POETS:
Seamus Heaney, Byron, Paulo Neruda
>TELEVISION SHOWS:
Lexx
>RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Never
>SONGS:
Flood II- SOM
Dancefloor Tradgedy - Suspiria
heroes- Bowie
Everythings ruined- faith no more
Bullet- The Misfits
Love Never Dies- Apop
Lacrimosa (requiem)- Mozart
>BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Anything Dark and creative irrespective of genre
can't stand fluffy pap.
>PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Anything by Rafael
>GAMES(board, computer, others):
Quake II, Carmegeddon, Fifa 1999
>PLACES TO VISIT:
New Orleans, leipzig
>FOOD AND DRINKS:
Creole, Mexican and indian food
Long Island iced Tea, Tequila and Stella Artois.
>COLOURS:
Black
>MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic. rec.music.industrial. Whatever really
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
Nightbreed !
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
Since mid 1998
>WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Anything attacking Killing Miranda
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
taking the piss of toocoolfortheirowngood people. You know who you are. People
who try too hard to be cool are usually predictable and booring.
>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Being unpredictable.
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Music.
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:
tact.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
I'm a fucking good musician
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Unbalanced moodiness.
>WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Money
>WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Boring people who know nothing about music.
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Dunno
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>
Can I go now ??
filthy Rikky
>
DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
The UPG 2000 Edition
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Darkoverlord
WEB PAGE URL: www.horrida.demon.co.uk/art5.htm
AGE: 37
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 19/04 Birmingham
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Pantymwyn, with the sheep...15 miles West of Chester
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5ft 9...weight 110lbs
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: blond/brown, straight/shortish
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: mid brown
EYE COLOUR: blue
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: none
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 brothers
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: alone..hermit in the hills
OCCUPATION: freelance designer / none currently training in 3d
animation/ OU science degree
PETS: none
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII400 with W98
>
FAVOURITES:
>
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Science fantasy/fiction, Horror, Tech books, Art books, Paranormal and
occult, Software manuals
MAGAZINES:
Starburst, SFX, New Scientist, Nature, Select, Fortean times,
Cosmopolitan, Kerrang
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Suspiria, Day of the Dead, The Cube, Pleasantville, the telephone box
( La Cabina )
POEMS/POETS:
not really
TELEVISION SHOWS:
History programmes, science documentary, natural history ( volcano and
other geological types ), simpsons, Buffy, Angel, American Gothic
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
news, radio 1, virgin fm, plus other odd bits on satellite
SONGS:
>
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
hmmmmmm, various classics, Prokoviev, Katchaturian, Bizet,etc ,
soundtracks ( Goldsmith, Horner, Elfman ), Phillp Glass, The Cure,
Sioux & banshees, Stranglers, Sisters of Mercy, Clash , Pogues,
Garbage, Kate Bush, Loreena Mckennit, Alabama 3, Metallica, NIN, etc
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Pre raphaelites....Rosseti, Waterhouse, Burn Jones, Lord leighton,
Alma Tadema, Turner, Contempary Fantasy, HR Giger, Tim Roth, Jim
Burns, Heavy Metal., Bob Carlos Clarke
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Civilisation board, Supremacy, Diplomacy, wizards, Britannia, Chess,
Age of Empires 2
PLACES TO VISIT:
Iceland, Norway, Hawaii, Namibia
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Pretty routine and pretty healthy.......Green tea, herbal infusions (
Sarsaparilla and Damiana tea etc ) , water, orange.....occasional
lager.
COLOURS:
Purple, blue yellow and black
>
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
a lot.....
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
aroid.bot
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
1 month
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
that one up there........
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Digital art, 3d art and animation, conventional art, creative writing,
gardening, herbalism, Tarot and runes, paranormal, reading, Conjuring,
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
To thineself be true, say what yu mean, and mean what you say
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
not what I am doing now, thats for sure.......hmm, hopefully on some
great mental and emotional adventure.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED:
Simple...............healthy muscles
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
My wit and creativity.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
My irrational need to maintain self control coupled with my deep
thinking
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
friends who genuinely value yur company and want to take time for you
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
shallowness, cliched remarks and patronisation
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
I`ll let you know when I`ve painted it.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
DarkOverlord
www.horrida.demon.co.uk/art5.html
ICQ #5719050
------------------------------------
Olga
--
Burning the net fields...
ICQ: 20997319
http://www.nef-blue-pages.com
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
>Don't have a radio!
>SONGS:
>Nothing in particular although I go through phases.
>BANDS/MUSICIANS:
>Apoptygma Berzerk,Alice In Chains,Clan Of Xymox,Depeche Mode,Fields Of The
Nephilim,Funker Vogt,Front 242,Garden Of Delight,Howard Jones,Human
League,Intra-Venus,Killing Miranda,London After idnight,Malaise,Mesh,Merry
Thoughts,Metallica,Mission,Nine Inch Nails,Red Hot Chili Peppers,Sisters of
ercy,Siouxsie,Suspiria,Wolsfheim,VNV Nation. (to name but a few)
>PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
>Nope
>GAMES(board, computer, others):
>Not Really.
>PLACES TO VISIT:
>My home page (when its live), and Luxembourg, and Brighton.
>FOOD AND DRINKS:
>pasta, fish, mayonnaise, pizza, anything organic
>COLOURS:
>black and white.
>
>MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
>alt.soccer.arsenal but only when they've just beaten Man Utd
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
>None. Don't like spam.
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
>About 18 months
>WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
>Worst name for a band (but then I would say that as I started it)
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>computers, hi-fi, football, going to gigs, playing the guitar.
>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>Doing nothing is always an option
>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>Trying to talk whilst burping or sneezing.
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
>Sitting on a beach in the caribbean.
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:
>Golf GTi/ Lexus
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>diplomacy
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>the ability to day dream
>WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>Someone who doesn't follow the crowd. Intelligence.
>WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>Selfishness, thoughtlessness, stupidity and violence
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
>In goth-vision
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>If it takes 4 men 8 hours to dig a hole 7 foot deep, how long will it take
me to post this ?
>
Ed.
Right, thats my fix of upg for the evening......
TPO
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I ask for so little.
Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
-Labyrinth
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Richard Ian Wardle
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Ritch.
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.pntsmgia.demon.co.uk/
AGE: 30
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 18/06/69, Plymouth
GENDER: M
LOCATION: Home, Knowle near Solihull, West Midlands
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5' 11", about 11st
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black with grey 'highlights' :(
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Black
EYE COLOUR: Dark brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: None
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 2 brothers, 18 and 31
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Helen, G/F
OCCUPATION: Senior A/P (yawn)
PETS: Tickle-Me-Elmo
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Blue AppleMac G3-300
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Gormenghast (far better than telly), Pratchett/Barker/King,
Sci-fi/fantasy
MAGAZINES:
Skin Two, MacUser, Future Music, Sound on Sound, NME
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Highlander/Matrix/Batman II/Nightmare B4 Xmas, Burton, Goldblum/Steve
Martin
POEMS/POETS:
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Lexx, DS9, - don't watch much telly
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
R1 Sometimes
SONGS:
My Melancholy Blues (Queen)
Beyond the Pale (Mission)
Everybody Hurts (REM)
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Usual Goth stuff, MM, Queen, REM, Garbage, Smashing Pumpkins, KLF,
Placebo, Phantasmagoria ;), Morphic Ocean ;)
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
John Atkinson-Grimshaw (1836-1893) - I have 2 moonlight street scenes on
my lounge wall.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Scrabble, Unreal
PLACES TO VISIT:
Canada (Hopefully)
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Pizza, Stella Artois, JD&Coke
COLOURS:
Black, Green
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
various. Mainly Mac stuff
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
peg
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
On and off for 4 years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Music (Playing), drinking
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
' I 'ate that...'
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Making squelching noises while walking round the office then asking
colleagues if they've pissed on the carpet.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Sleeping
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Playing the piano
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Humour
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Ability to sit on the fence without making a decision.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Being a friend
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Dishonesty
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
A slanging match with useful information occasionally thrown in
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
What *IS* the point of cress?
--
Ritch
>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> The UPG 2000 Edition
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Neil Ronketti
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: 'bastard son of Dave Lippet' [1]
> WEB PAGE URL: http://www.neil.nu
> AGE: 31
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 22/07, Haverhill
> GENDER: male
> LOCATION: home in Soham, the fens, work in Cambridge
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'10ish, 10st6lbs
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: brown/none
> NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: brown
> EYE COLOUR: brown
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: none yet
> RELIGION: none
> SIBLINGS: 1 brother (older)
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: married to the lovely Faye
> OCCUPATION: internet systems engineer
> PETS: none. I love cats, but am allergic
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: erm. Probably my Celeron 300 clocked to 450.
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> Robert Rankin, Tony Hawkes, O'Reilly UNIX guides (geeky goth)
> MAGAZINES:
> none.
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> none really. predictably I like The Crow, Alien and Bladerunner. Oh,
> and Toy Story.
> POEMS/POETS:
> 'Do not stand at my grave and weep...'
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> none
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> radio 4.
> SONGS:
>
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
> Far too many to even think about, let alone list.
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> Can't think of any off the top of my head.
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
> worms. gp500.
> PLACES TO VISIT:
> abbey gardens in Bury St. Edmunds, or St. Emilion.
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Italian, chinese. Don't eat cheese or chlorophyll though.
> COLOURS:
> at the moment, yellow and lime green. (happy goth).
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> none regularly. skip around uk.rec.moto sometimes.
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> TeamIxion, EvilGothBikerSkum, IxionSeti
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> on and off, about 6 months
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> i tend to skip from thread to thread, so haven't really noticed.
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> motorcycle racing, webby-stuff, cooking
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> better to have life in your days than days in your life
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
> not listening to elders/mentors/friends.
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> living in a farmhouse in France.
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU
> POSSESSED:
> musical ability
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> 18 inch todger. no, that's a lie to see it anyone is still reading
> this far. To quote someone who shall remain nameless, "you're just a
> great friend". I cannot think of a higher compliment.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> shyness
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> being there
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> intolerance. (yes, I know this is an oxymoron).
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> mostly on orinoco. [2]
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>
> -------------- < stop cut and paste here > ------------
[1] Don't ask.
[2] my hosts are named orinoco, bungle, tomsk and tobermory, and my
router is bulgaria.
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> The UPG 2000 Edition
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
NAME: Sarahjane
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Saiira/Isaura
WEB PAGE URL: www.geocities.com/saiira
AGE: 18
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 8th january in Shoreham
GENDER: Female
LOCATION: Chichester
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'3, more than I'd like :o(
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black, straight, long with a fringe
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: mouse
EYE COLOUR: green
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: No tattoos, 19 piercings.
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 1 sister
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Acquired.
OCCUPATION: Student
PETS: Cat - Thazi
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: IBM Aptiva. Looking forward to my new PC.
> >
FAVOURITES:
> >
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Various trashy things, I like Kathy Lett atm.
MAGAZINES:
Psychology review, More!, FHM.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Johnny Depp in anything, Lost Highway, Tim Burton as a director,
Nightmare before Christmas.
POEMS/POETS:
Ted Hughes.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Simpsons, Neighbours, Home & Away, Buffy, Eastenders, Peak Practise
(Blame my mother)
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
None.
SONGS/BANDS/MUSICIANS (I'll just stick 'em together):
Dancefloor Tragedy - Suspiria, Trust You - Mesh, Dingaling - Lab 4,
Charlotte Sometimes - The Cure, Kiss - The Vengaboys, Anything by Steps,
Joy Division - She's lost Control, Eco - Hass und Liebe, Apop B - Love
Never Dies (Part 2), Delerium - Incantation,
That'll do I think. I can't be arsed to think about what I actually
listen to!
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Damien Hurst, I quite liked the pickled cow.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Monopoly, Zelda, Final Fantasy Vlll, Quake, Tetris
PLACES TO VISIT:
Hawaii, Paris
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Lager, Cider, Vodka, Whisky, Gin, Absinthe, red wine, white wine, rose,
limeade, lemonade, red bull
COLOURS:
Black, silver, bright pink, electric blue, lime green
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
> >
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
agf, ag, rab, upb
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
Sluts, IKIB
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
Nearly 2 years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Fuck knows.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Eating, drinking, tarting, playing sports (hockey, tennis, squash)
thinking about doing stuff.
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
If it's not going to be fun then why bother.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Sticking matchsticks through my tongue. The spinter hurt a lot.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
It's classified. :o)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED:
Self motivation
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
I don't have any assets
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Being very bitchy on occasions and having an appalling temper.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Someone who likes me
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
people who don't listen to the truth, only to the rumours.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
People here would slap me if i told them.
Saiira
>
>
>>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>>If it takes 4 men 8 hours to dig a hole 7 foot deep, how long will it take
>me to post this ?
lets see, applying a binomial sequence and calculating for the
volumetric sweep of the conical section of the hole.......I would
guess at £3.45. does that seem right ?
>
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
> The UPG 2000 Edition
>
> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: John
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: John Gothwin
> WEB PAGE URL: n/a
> AGE: 28
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 30/04/71, Luton and Dunstable Hospital Bedfordshire
> GENDER: male
> LOCATION: southampton
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6ft, 14 stone
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: gingery blonde/ long
> NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: as above
> EYE COLOUR: blue
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: none
> RELIGION: agnostic
> SIBLINGS: 1 sister
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single
> OCCUPATION: Systems Developer
> > PETS: none
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII400 with W98
>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> Clive Barker - Weave World, David Zindell - Neverness, , Lovecraft,
Douglass Adams plus various other sci fi, horror and science/maths related
stuff
> MAGAZINES:
> NewScientist, Kaleiascope, Naked Truth
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> Evil Dead II, Matrix, Hellraiser, Dusk Til Dawn, general good sci
fi/horror.
>
> POEMS/POETS:
> Not a big fan
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> Never Mind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News for You, Red Dwarf, Babylon
5,Buffy,Horizon, Equinox
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> Never listen to the radio
> SONGS:
> Far to many to mention...
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
> New Model Army, Children on Stun, Funhouse, Rosetta Stone, FotN, Faith and
the Muse, Play Dead, The Chameleons, The Mission (early stuff), The Cult,
Altered States, Love Like Blood, This Burning Effigy, Passion Play, Diary of
Dreams, Siouxsie, Corpus Delicti, Dream Disciples etc etc...
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> The odd bit of Pre-Raph, Escher
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
>
> PLACES TO VISIT:
>
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Coffee, Tea, Chinese, Indian, home cooked roast...
> COLOURS:
> Black
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> alt.southampton.goth.commandoes
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> Nephs, Southampton goth, Wessex goths
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> Since it started
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> "and now time for some music"
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> music, reading, DJing
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> none
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> Haven't got a clue...retired, or back in academia. Buying the next FotN
album.
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> Being unreliable
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> Not what it used to be...
>MAGAZINES:
>Fools Mate, Shoxx (japanese ones)
<snip>
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
>tarts, j-rock
Had absolutely no idea... is Fool's Mate still gettable? We've not
found a copy the last few times we were down in London.
And what's the j-rock mailing list pwease?
Tal
Tal wrote:
>
> On Wed, 02 Feb 2000 12:48:17 +0000, Aconite <aco...@dial.pipex.com>
> wrote:
>
> >MAGAZINES:
> >Fools Mate, Shoxx (japanese ones)
> <snip>
> >TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> >tarts, j-rock
>
> Had absolutely no idea... is Fool's Mate still gettable? We've not
> found a copy the last few times we were down in London.
Asashiya in Oriental City carries it, as does the Japan Center in
Picadilly.
> And what's the j-rock mailing list pwease?
There are various depending on what bands you're after. There are a lot
located on egroups if you have a search about. I'm subscribed to several
band-specific, and two general lists. The main general (english
speaking) one is on cohprog, but I can't remember the subscription
method off-hand. If you're really interested I can dig it out.
Aconite
Could I push your stool in for you sir.
LOL.
>
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>
> Nathalie
> --
> Nathalie Mahieu
N.Ma...@qmw.ac.uk
> It's beyond my control *** Mylene Farmer/Liaisons
Dangereuses ***
> Nikita (Kitty/Kit): DS B G 3 X L- C+++ I+++ T+ A++ H+ S++ V++ PA+
> Website moved-> http://users.newscientist.net/nathalie
me,cats,xstitch...
Sorry I read this as 'Someone loving and cuddly trussed up in bed at
night' ;)
I suppose that may apply too.
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: Pass.
>
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED: How do I pull sexy vampire chyx?
>
Are you married to one........( see top of your listing re marriged ),
if so then enlighten us with an answer to your own
question........hehe :-)
>one who shares my passions.
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:
>Someone loving and trusting to cuddle up to in bed at night :(
>
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>I never give up on someone.
Now thats an asset, when it comes to dealing with me, that I really do
like in people...............are you listening Roz ( I doubt it
).....!
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> __THE PHYSICAL__:
> YOUR NAME: Melanie Rhianna
> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME:
CyberSpice (Given to me 6 years ago by the son of a friend on account of
my extreme geekyness)
> WEB PAGE URL: http://defaid.demon.co.uk/
> AGE: 33
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Rochford, Essex (Yes an Essex Girl)
> GENDER: Female
> LOCATION: Bristol UK
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT:
6'2" - On weight I take the fifth but I'm dieting
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE:
Fair/blond/alburn tinge shoulder length straight
> NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Fair/blond/alburn tinge
> EYE COLOUR: Blue/Green
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Ears
> RELIGION: Pagan
> SIBLINGS: 2 sisters
> CHILDREN: None
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Partnered
> OCCUPATION:
Complete geek type person, developer for Physics and Astronomy depts,
specifically gravitational wave group. Catagorised as Post Doc research
even though I've managed to avoid ever getting a doc.
> PETS:
Ben, the blond wolf. A German Shepherd/Retriever cross. Web page is
http://www.defaid.demon.co.uk/ben/
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON:
P200 laptop running Linux, but I could be on either a P450 running Linux,
a StrongARM RiscPC running Linux, a P133 running Linux or a Sun IPX
running linux. At work it's a Sun Ultra and Solaris.
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Adams, Azimov, Bear, Clarke, Cornell, Gibson, McCaffrey, Pratchet, etc
etc... Basically SF and Fantasy, thrillers, and non-fiction popular
science.
> MAGAZINES:
Infrequently NewScientist, Private Eye, PCW, SFX, Bike, Ride, Back Street
Heros.
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Interview with the Vampire, The Crow, Blade, Matrix, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp
Fiction, Brazil, Fifth Element ...
Tim Burton, Sergio Leone, Ripley Scott, John Woo, Terry Gilliam, Luc
Besson ...
Johnny Lee Miller (Cuteness), Johnny Depp, Nicholas Cage, Christopher Lee,
Brad Pitt...
> POEMS/POETS:
> not really into poetry, so none
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
Dr Who, ST TNG, Babylon 5, South Park, Simpsons, Avengers, Discover
SciTrek and Discovery, particularly the ancient history and paleontology
programs.
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Radio 4
> SONGS:
Vary with mood...
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
(A few at random from my CDs in front of me)
Abba, Hawkwind, The Doors, Placebo, The Mission, All about Eve, Nirvana,
Kula Shaker, Garbage, Blondie, Terrorvision, Kinks, Bowie, Horslips, ...
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Turner, Matisse, Dali, ...
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
Magic (The Gathering), Unreal Tornament, Alien vs Predator, WarHammer 40K
(Dark Omens), Elite, Chucky Egg...
> PLACES TO VISIT:
Spain (off the beaten track though)
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
Seafood, India, Chinese Thai, Spanish
> COLOURS:
Purple, Black, Bottle Green
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic.fashion,uk.religion.pagan,uk.rec.motorcycles,uk.local.southwest
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
bab, icklebikes, linux-kernel, linux-sound, video4linux, bblug, linux-arm,
DOGMUK ...
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
About a month
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Motorbikes, cooking, gardening, computing, I would like to get in to dress
making.
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
An it hurt none, do what thou wilt
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Sticking my tongue out while my mouth and jaws are shut. My teeth don't
meet at the front.
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Being geeky
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
To be 75% of my current size.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Inteligence
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
My size, my talkativeness
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Someone who will come when you are at your worst
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Twofacedness
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
Cyber
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Goth girl on a big black motorcycle
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Kevin
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: K.
WEB PAGE URL: http://stunbunny.org/
AGE: 24
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Juneish, Paddington St. Hospital
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Dublin, Ireland
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'2"/11st
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: shaven sides, fairly short, 2/3 red, 1/3 black
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: dark brown/black
EYE COLOUR: bloodshot atm (need new prescription
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: used to have piercings - all got ripped out
RELIGION: gives me gas
SIBLINGS: 1 sister, 2 brothers
CHILDREN: none that I know of
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: unavailable
OCCUPATION: Programmer
PETS: nope
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PPro running FreeBSD from Pentium running Linux from
Pentium running NT
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Currently reading Stanislaw Lem short stories, Objects and Databases,
various other technical tracts. Tastes vary, but densely layered material
is always good. Not doing too well with Foundations of Mathematical Logic,
though.
MAGAZINES:
Usagi Yojimbo (a comic about a samurai rabbit)
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Most Kurosawa, Scorcese, some Coppola movies. Some anime, the Misfits,
Niagara, Tetsuo-Body Hammer, various other horror-scifi flicks
POEMS/POETS:
T.S. Eliot. Primo Levi, Emily Dickinson, Ho Chi Minh's prison diaries
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Some cartoons. Nothing I'd watch religiously.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
I miss Alice's Restaurant.
SONGS:
Current faves include Tangled Up by the Cranes, Every House on Every
Street by Puressence.
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Not worth listing. Haven't been to many gigs lately. Next one will
probably be the Violent Femmes (yech). Ooh! I forgot NMA on the 25th!
Schweet!
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Not worth listing.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Still getting trashed at Go.
PLACES TO VISIT:
I want to go to Iceland.
FOOD AND DRINKS:
not worth listing
COLOURS:
pink, black
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
local ones
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
technical mostly
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
since it started
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
That one where everyone kept going on about how I should rule your
petty planet with an iron fist and offering me icecream.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
hunting, killing, smashing, slicing
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Short controlled bursts
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Two words: cheek pouches.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Laughing manically wandering through ruined civilisation
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
The gift of extraordinary skills at appropriate times.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
My stunning bad looks
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
plunging in without RTFMing first.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
tissue match
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Lack of exoskeleton
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Antnest just after the queen dies.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
What's the name of your next-door neighbour.
--
"I only know he who forms a tie is lost. The germ of corruption has entered
his soul." - http://stunbunny.org - k_ogorman at.here kompass dot.here ie
> DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
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> __THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Dave
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Whisky Dave, Admiral, computer Dave, The Doctor,
Goth Dave, tweety, sweetie, whisky Goth, wavey davey, disc dave (old one
that)
> WEB PAGE URL:
http://heron.elec.qmw.ac.uk/~davew/personal/afterdark/index.html
> AGED: Perfectly
> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 16/09, London 'ackney wivin sound of bow bells :)
> GENDER: male
> LOCATION: London E17, work in Mile End (E London)
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'6 60kg? (1995) approx.
> CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: dark brown/black
>NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: brownish
> EYE COLOUR: Green/brown/blood shot
> PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Absolutely none
> RELIGION: Kirkist ;-)
> SIBLINGS: 1 brother
> CHILDREN: none
> RELATIONSHIP STATUS: G3 300 Apple Mac
> OCCUPATION: sorting out students
> PETS: Half a cat (the bit that eats) 3 fish tanks
> COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII 200 walking Windoze 98>
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> Nothing recently
> MAGAZINES:
> No comment. ;-)
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> Alien, Highlander (first only), Terminator I & II
> POEMS/POETS:
> Shakespearean rhyming slang
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> Star trek, eastenders, southpark, bottom, Fawlty towers
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> anything that'll tell me the current state of the central line
> SONGS:
> They come and go and it depends on mood.
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Supporting friends bands more than others.
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> Anything that creates a strong emotion usually I take the piss out of
;-)
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
> Armageddon, Stagecraft, shadow warrior
> PLACES TO VISIT:
> Limelight
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> Whisky, Tea (earl grey/ red label 1:3 ratio)
> COLOURS:
> Black, blue red turquoise, white, purple, brown, green
All depends on the item.>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>Yes please
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> A few computer & electronic ones.
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> Perverts weekly ;-)
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> Since start up
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> None
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> Trying to allocate time to something constructive.
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> nuffing changes as much as change
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Forgetting important things remembering insignificant things
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> Almost anything rather than this.>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
being able to speak foreign & Telekinesis.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> Logic
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> Logic
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> Reliability
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> Unreliably
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> A highly compressed JPEG
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
What should you be doing rather than reading/posting to UPG
>
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>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>What *IS* the point of cress?
>Ritch
God everyone knows that.....it gives you something to do with your empty
eggshells and some cotton wool, put in the seeds and water......wow great
green hair.
Sorry, I honestly am! Too much playschool as a child!
Steve
I really tried hard to think of something to write here, it was just begging
for a shallow cliche!
But in the end my weakening brain has let me down again. DAMMIT ALL!
Steve
>> YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Blackbird, sad old Nephilim fan,
*plonk*????? er? ;-)
>> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 27/08 Stoke-on-Trent
And you know what they about stoke on trent?! :-PPP
>> PETS: 1 dog, 1 hamster, 1 guinea pig.
1 Drummer :-), very obedient he is too!
>> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>> Constancy
Constancy!? ie there all the time, alive? Not another bowel refernce is it?
Inconstinent? (oh I know crow bar it in!)
>> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>> Loads of stuff
Drummers who throw their sticks at expensive guitars :-))))))
Ah well, sabotage my post will yeh? Right we're on for a fight right after
the Kiera / Dax mud wrestling fight ;-)
Steve
> lets see, applying a binomial sequence and calculating for the
> volumetric sweep of the conical section of the hole.......I would
> guess at £3.45. does that seem right ?
Plus VAT and how do you set a charge for P&P?
>
>> WEB PAGE URL: http://defaid.demon.co.uk/
Oops mistake. Should be http://www.defaid.demon.co.uk/
>Asashiya in Oriental City carries it, as does the Japan Center in
>Picadilly.
Yeah, that usually where we get them. Must be mis-timing our trips so
they've sold out :(
>>> And what's the j-rock mailing list pwease?
>
>There are various depending on what bands you're after. There are a lot
>located on egroups if you have a search about. I'm subscribed to several
>band-specific, and two general lists. The main general (english
>speaking) one is on cohprog, but I can't remember the subscription
>method off-hand. If you're really interested I can dig it out.
>
>Aconite
Thanks - I'll go dig :)
Tal
> >> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> >> Constancy
>
> Constancy!? ie there all the time, alive? Not another bowel refernce is it?
> Inconstinent? (oh I know crow bar it in!)
Mmm I know.. I think I was feeling particularly un-inspired by that
point.. I always get half way through these big polls and get a bit
bored.. so anwers near the end tend to be almost random..
> >> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> >> Loads of stuff
>
> Drummers who throw their sticks at expensive guitars :-))))))
A) Wot expensive guitar?
B) You Drum sticks always tend to be too busy flying towards Tabs new
Bass these days.
> Ah well, sabotage my post will yeh? Right we're on for a fight right after
> the Kiera / Dax mud wrestling fight ;-)
Oooh that'll be a cock fight then!
(keeping it shallow!)
--
GFB
> >> BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 27/08 Stoke-on-Trent
>
> And you know what they about stoke on trent?! :-PPP
What?
/Mel/
Cats in ancient times were worshipped as Gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
Hmm, simple, take whats come out the hole, weigh it......mix with my
secret recipe, put in the oven for 25 minutes per kilo at gas mark 6.
Sell to unsuspecting trendies as Home grown rock cakes, tot up sales
made. double that and theres your P&P.
>SONGS:
>Jealous Guy (Bryan Ferry) Stand and Deliver(Adam Ant) China Girl (David
>Bowie)
>Every little thing she does is Magic (Sting/Police)......The list goes on...
>Dancing with tears in my eyes (midge Ure) Whole of the Moon(Waterboys)Sun
>always Shines on TV(A HA) My Sharona( Um? The Knack?) The Stolen Child
>(Loreena McKennitt)
Well well, another for Loreena Mckennit aswell :-) wonderful :-)....I
dont know many who are aware of her in my world.
>EYE COLOUR: bloodshot atm (need new prescription
>PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: used to have piercings - all got ripped out
>RELIGION: gives me gas
Oooo, this could solve many problems........you must produce oodles of
the stuff then given the amount of religion in the world
today........lets bottle it and solve a few energy problems where
needed :-))
I'll shut up then !
steve
>> >> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>> Drummers who throw their sticks at expensive guitars :-))))))
>
>A) Wot expensive guitar?
>B) You Drum sticks always tend to be too busy flying towards Tabs new
>Bass these days.
A)Errr yeah, sorry forgot!
B)Well it does need some battle scars really, its just too damn clean (tabs
bass that is not as a result of cock fighting!)
>
>> Ah well, sabotage my post will yeh? Right we're on for a fight right
after
>> the Kiera / Dax mud wrestling fight ;-)
>
>Oooh that'll be a cock fight then!
>(keeping it shallow!)
>GFB
*LOL* Right I'll see you later sunny jim 8pm! The usual weekly event?
(that'll get em wondering ;-)
Er the stoke on trent bit was from Jarvis...Mary White Experience....sorry
Mel...:-))))....
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: As above.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Something similar but less complimentary, I suspect.
WEB PAGE URL:
AGE: 31
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: A hospital that no longer exists, on the south
side of York, some time ago.
GENDER: Things That Belong To The King
LOCATION: Currently, on the Cambridgeshire/Essex border, where I work.
I live in south Cambridge.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5ft 9ish. In theory I'm overweight, but I don't really give
a toss.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Dark brown, and in need of a cut.
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Ditto.
EYE COLOUR: Brown (sorry, "a warm earth tone")
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: None. I am, after all, all sweetness and light. Why
would I want to get involved with that sort of thing?
RELIGION: Born-again atheist.
SIBLINGS: Older sister, younger brother.
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Unchanged since last time.
OCCUPATION: Sequence Finisher.
PETS: none
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Neon box, connected to various Digital Unix machines.
FAVOURITES:
hcs1e . Other people may slag it off, but it's always worked for
me. Gunna's quite good too. Better than Scarba.
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Tends towards SF, especially Gene Wolfe. Also Banks, MacLeod, George RR
Martin (I saw Nightflyers last night : shite, isn't it?), Martin Millar, Primo
Levi, Mary Russell, Kinky Friedman, Umberto Eco, Borges, Hofstadter, Dennet.
All quite blokish, isn't it?
MAGAZINES:
New Scientist. Stuff from the library at work.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Repo Man, Subway/
Kurosawa, Kitano, Greenaway, Kevin Smith, /
Bob Peck (sob), Buscemi, Oldman, Roth, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Timothy Spall
POEMS/POETS:
Hurmm. I'm a bit lacking there.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
TOTP, various documentaries, Edge of Darkness, B5.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Radio 4 to wake up to, Radio 1 at work and in the evenings sometimes
(but not often enough) and the local radio stations *never*.
SONGS:
Too many to list, I'm afraid.
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
The collection starts with Acid Horse and ends with Zevon. And having
just moved house, I'm wondering if there's too much of it. I was at one
point a Bauhaus completist, I've got loads of punk (including US & UK
HC) records, wodges of post-punk pop and indie music. This morning before
I came out I listened to Looking For Lewis And Clarke, Mimi Goese's version
of Black Hole Sun and a couple of Echobelly songs. Whatever.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Paolozzi, Mach, Serra.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Go, Civ . . . I've been slacking a bit lately, so not nearly enough.
In particular, I haven't played Illuminati for years.
PLACES TO VISIT:
Friends in Edinburgh, mainly, although there are so many places I'd
love to go to, like Iceland or central asia.
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Vegetarian food - Mexican's good, and there are some very good
Indian restaurants around here. To drink, cider or beer (real,
rather than keg, if possible, and not usually lager). I tried some
American microbrewed stuff recently, and I was very impressed.
COLOURS:
Colours?
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
u.m.a, u.m.r.r, bionet.genome.autosequencing
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
Cambridge ones.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
A few years. It all made some kind of sense at the time.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Any of the bitchy ones. In fact, even mentioning the one I remember
most fondly would probably start it up again, so I won't.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Reading, listening to records, delivering large purple butterflies
to workmates, collecting empty coke cans, drinking Irn Bru, nobody's
still reading this, are they?
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Thoughts good : slogans bad.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Carrying too many record boxes up and down too many flights of stairs.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Laughing about it all.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
If I knew what it was, I'd be most of the way there.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
My humble and unjudgemental attitude.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
I don't know you nearly well enough to tell you that, I'm afraid.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Presence.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Hate's a very strong word. It'd probably have to be something
monstrously melodramatic like "being a Nazi war criminal" or
"having planted Kylie Minogue records in my room just before
a prospective girlfriend visited" before I'd actually hate someone.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
As a large glistening purple blancmange, festooned with feathery
blossoms and alive with intricate mouldings, on a vast oaken table
extending the length of a great stone hall hung with rich tapestries,
deep in the hills at the head of the valley of the river . . . who
made up these questions, originally?
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
Which question would you be most embarrassed by having to honestly
answer?
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Pete
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Teknomancer
WEB PAGE URL: haven't got round to it yet
AGE: 27
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 06/07, Middlesex
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Norwich
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'10" about 12 stone
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black, 3/4 down back
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: light mouse
EYE COLOUR: green/brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: One ear piercing, loadsa tattoos
RELIGION: non-affiliated pagan / magick
SIBLINGS: none
CHILDREN: two adult step-children
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: married
OCCUPATION: unix infrastructure & security developer
PETS: 2 Siamese cats
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII333 with W95 (home) or Sparc Ultra10 with
Solaris (work)
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
most decent scifi and fantasy, tech manuals, occult books that aren't
_tooo_ up themselves (very hard to find.....)
MAGAZINES: lots of boring work-related ones I get for free anyway.
Occasionally buy BMW or general car mags
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Bladerunner, hardware, Salute OT Jugger, Dune, various others. Most
things by David Lynch & Tim Burton, some Kevin Smith. Nicholas Cage,
James Dean
POEMS/POETS:
Not really
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Stargate, Crusade (RIP), Insektors (so sue me!)
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Traffic news when in the car, otherwise no
SONGS:
Varies by mood. Too many to go into
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Anything I happen to like at the time. Currently wallowing in old
Inkies and the Narcissus Pool CD I bought at last Whitby. Dodgy old
Glam also accepted :)
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Turner, Dali, John Martin, early Monet
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Don't usually get the time but Quake-a-likes for stress relief,
MechWarrior3, Dungeon Keeper 2, Dialbolo
PLACES TO VISIT:
USA. Hoping to get to Japan in the near future
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Eat almost anything. Guiness in large quantities. Decent scotch
COLOURS:
black, red, silver (not all three at once!)
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic when I can be bothered to filter out all the crap,
alt.sysadmin.recovery for a laugh
alt.magick and alt.magick serious occasionally
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
Only tech ones for work
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
About a year but most of that has been lurking
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Don't know but my LEAST favorite has been all the Whitby bitching.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Kung Fu, writing, my cats, driving my beamer too fast
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Just do it
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Don't have one really
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Running the division I currently work in, driving a much faster
beamer, actually having time to run a Kung Fu club again.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED: More free time
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Adaptability
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Being short-tempered when I'm tired (which is a lot of the time)
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
sincerity and honestness
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
narrow-minded people
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
A bit like Gormenghast
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
--
Teknomancer:
"Technology of a sufficiently advanced level will be indistinguishable
from
magic"
Arthur C Clarke
> LOCATION: Home, Knowle near Solihull, West Midlands
Hey, that's where I work, blimey, it's a small world.
--
Zesty, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrriba!
> MAGAZINES
>Guitarist, Sound on Sound, Kaleidoscope, TR, Rock Sound, TGM
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
>Akira Kurosawa, Eric Serra, Christopher Lambert, Hal Hartley (all his films
are cool), Ran, Seven Samurai, Bladerunner, shitloads of others...
> POEMS/POETS:
>Yeats, Blake
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
>Um. Don't have a TV right now, but I suppose anything that involves
history/archaeology, Buffy, Star Trek, X-files, Sliders
>
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
>Haven't listened to the radio since around 1990
>
> SONGS:
>Loads, but "Heroes", "Slaintje Mhath", "TOL", "Trees98" are currently
heavily played.
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
>The Neff (no really?), Mish, AAE, Rush, Smashing Pumpkins, Killing Joke,
The Police, Metallica, Serotonin Sunset, My Dying Bride, Geraldine Fibbers,
Faith No More, Soundgarden, Faces of Sarah, Order of Azrael.
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART:
>I know what I like but have not the faintest idea who did it.
>
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
>MOOII, Civ, Age of Empires, QuakeII, Half Life
>
> PLACES TO VISIT:
>Scotland, Ethiopia, Dartmoor
>
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
>Coffee, murphy's, any food except gooseberries, porridge and rhubarb
>
> COLOURS:
>green, black
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
>alt.gothic, u.pg., rec.audio.pro, uk.music.guitar,
>
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED
psychonaut lib, dominion, aae list, plus loads of dull computery ones
>
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
>around 4 years
>
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
>watching territickle getting barbecued by agsf
>
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>reading, Cooking, making music
>
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>"it'll sound much better compressed at around 10:1"
>
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>tripping over my coat tails.
>
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
>Hmm... Either still working in my current field, or living in the lap of
>luxury making a good living as a writer. The former is far more likely.
>
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
>One? hmm. A good credit rating.
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>Grace under pressure
>
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>Bad temper
>
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>Being there
>
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>An inability to live and let live
>
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
>Variously either as a meeting place of minds or a cockfighting pit.
>
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>How come the best new Goth bands are ignored and yet everyone complains
that there's no new talent around?
>> anything dark
>> GAMES(board, computer, others):
>> Team Fortress Classic, Close Combat 3+4,
>> PLACES TO VISIT:
>> Anywhere but Wales....Egypt perhaps
Perrlleasssssee , please, visit Wales..please.........what will it
take, come on, tis a wonderful place ( I wonder why I want to leave
then ), awww and think, at least in Wales you wont get massacered in
your tour bus...........hmmm but then again driving through Blaenau
FFestiniog with an English air about you might not help.....
I remember driving through there with an American friend a couple of
years back, arrrrrrr lovely friendly greetings daubed in red paint in
places, for all the world to see .."English out.........!!" plus other
more profoundly worded messages
>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>The UPG 2000 Edition
>
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: David
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: AlienDave
WEB PAGE URL: http://killingmiranda.pair.com
AGE: 26
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 24/02 / Ilford, Essex
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Home in Egdware, work in Welwyn Garden City
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'1 11 stone
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Crappy brown/faded henna/needs dying long
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Med brown
EYE COLOUR: greeny brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ear and navel piercings
RELIGION: I do a lot of things religiously thats more cos i'm anal han
anything biblical.
SIBLINGS: none
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Living with girlfriend
OCCUPATION: Computer programmer/software developer type person
PETS: Gibson Les Paul Jnr - does that count?
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PC PII333 with NT4 and too many monitors to be
healthy
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Dunno, dont get to read much - the choice is usually read or sleep -
and sleep usually gets it but when I do, Biographical stuff or real
murder accounts.
MAGAZINES:
Kerrang, occasional guitar mags, Bizarre, occasionally PC mags
depending on whats on the free cd - in fact any magazine giving away
free crap on the cover.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Generally obvious people like Tarantino, David Fincher, Gary Oldman. I
generally prefer action type films, preferably with a sense of humour
but being done well is more important than being of a certain type.
POEMS/POETS:
Pah, girls stuff.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Hardly ever watch television, almost always sucks.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:XFM
SONGS:Loud abrasive ones with lots of energy and attitude.
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Loads of stuff for example Sabbath, metallica, Cult, Paradise Lost,
NIN, Mazza Manson, Pixies, Nirvana, Faith no more, White/Rob Zombie,
Rachel Stamp, Backyard Babies, Newlydeads, T-rex, Hanoii Rocks,
Machine Head, Offspring, Garbage, Iggy, Kiss and loads of others I
cant think of. Anything honest and loud.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...: Surreal and religious stuff like
Giger.
GAMES(board, computer, others): Driving simulation games.
PLACES TO VISIT:
Soho, Camden. I need to get away more.
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Pasta & pesto, Chunky kitkat, JD & coke, Tequila (generally better if
there's a hospital nearby)
COLOURS:
No, dont like colours.
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.autos.camaro, macromedia.authorware,
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
None which I want to be.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
God knows, seems like ages.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
Favourite? Well, anything slagging off Alexander is usually pretty
funny.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Eating, sleeping, playing guitar/music, making things.
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
I've never adhered to anything in my life.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Going to work every day.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
10 years! Jeez, I just want to be alive and happy. (maybe thats asking
a bit much?)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED: A wardrobe so I dont have to have all my clothes in a
massive pile.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Calmness
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Apathy/General coldness about most things.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Understanding
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Stupidity
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Lots of very opinionated people doing what they do best!
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
Where's good to buy a matress and not wait 6 weeks for it to be
delivered?
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: The Latin form is Aegidius.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Augeas
WEB PAGE URL: Neglected, mouldering. See sig.
AGE: Saw my head off and count the rings.
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Somewhere in Birmingham.
GENDER: Male.
LOCATION: Somewhere in Birmingham.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 1.7M, weight slowly decreasing.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Amorphous.
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Permanantly dyed with Loreal's "Milldewed Ferret No. 7".
EYE COLOUR: Blue/grey.
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Not punctured or desecrated.
RELIGION: Hare Seacomb. Every Saturday I dance round shopping centres in a
saffron de-mob suit offering people photographs of plates of nuts and
blowing rhasberries.
SIBLINGS: None.
CHILDREN: Are fine with a bit of horseradish.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Single, life too up in the air for predation.
OCCUPATION: Freelance polymer physicist. (Unemployable)
PETS: I willfully neglect a rubber rat and two clockwork penguins.
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: See header.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Gunter Grass, Mikhail Bulgakov, Anthony Burgess, Joseph Heller.
MAGAZINES: NewScientist, Private Eye.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...: The Producers, Dr Strangelove.
POEMS/POETS: I keep a small quantity of Christina Rossetti for personal use.
TELEVISION SHOWS: Don't bother. Fein interest to be sociable with the folks.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS: I sometimes turn on Radio 4.
SONGS: Mack the Knife.
BANDS/MUSICIANS: The Meteors, Thee Headcoats, The Sonics, Link Wray,
Alien Sex Fiend, Bauhaus, Siouxie/The Creatures, Bone Orchard, Theatre of
Hate, Killing Joke, Patti Smith, Velvet Underground, 'Neubauten, Nervosa,
Faithfull Dawn, Leisure Hive, Horatii.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Max Ernst, Georg Grosch, William Hogarth, Bosch, Mark Rothko.
GAMES(board, computer, others): Nethack, FORTRAN.
PLACES TO VISIT: Iceland.
FOOD AND DRINKS:
All fruit, tomatoes, pork, cheese, black coffee, green/Earl Grey tea,
grapefruit juice, gin and tonic, _real_ bitters, stouts and porters.
COLOURS: Black, red.
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.gothic, comp.sys.atari.st
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED: Tainted.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: Since the begining.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG: I'm not really enjoying any
current ones.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Pretending to write a PhD thesis.
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Thrrrrrrppppp :P :P :P
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Ram-raiding without the aid of
a car.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Being a research scientist.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: Driving licence.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: I suppose I can make people laugh.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Cruelty, aloofness.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: The entire truth.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: Stupidity.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: I try to avoid doing so.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED: Which is more gothic, Space Raiders or
Monster Munch ?
--
"There is coagulation in cold and there is
aug...@elis.demon.co.uk none in prudence. Something is preserved and
http://www.elis.demon.co.uk/ the evening is long and the cold spring has
sudden shadows in a sun." -Gertrude Stein.
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Mel.
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Mel.
WEB PAGE URL: If I ever think of an interesting subject to do one for I
will, until then, none.
AGE: 34 3/4, going on 12.
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: February 20th / Stoke-on-Trent.
GENDER: Male, mostly.
LOCATION: Coventry.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'3" / badly distributed.
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Ginger & gray / bush pig.
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Ginger & gray.
EYE COLOUR: Brown & red.
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: I once fell off my tricycle and put the pedal spindle
right through my ankle - that's the only piercing I have / a pentacle on
my ear... which spontaneously mutated into a star of David (and act of God
perhaps?) but is now merely an ill-defined splodge.
RELIGION: No thanks, I've just eaten.
SIBLINGS: 2 sisters, older.
CHILDREN: None, and if you want to keep it that way you should contribute
to my "Save The Planet From Ginger Hooligans" fund.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Right-handed.
OCCUPATION: Hardware design, software design, cynic.
PETS: 2 cats - Nermal, and Solo (son of Nermal).
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Does it matter? Well, if it's any help it has five
fans in it, so you can probably hear it from where you're sitting. And it
keeps the room warm.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE: Too many to list, though recent reads
have been: Grahame Greene, Richard Dawkins, Spike Milligan, Brian Aldiss,
Patrick Suskind, Kathy Lette.
MAGAZINES: None.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...: Delicatessen, Priscilla Queen Of The Desert,
The Thing, Silent Running.
POEMS/POETS: John Cooper Clarke, Spike Milligan.
TELEVISION SHOWS: None
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS: Just A Minute.
SONGS: Riding Through The Desert On A Horse With No Name.
BANDS/MUSICIANS: Many and varied.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...: Escher, Giger, Syd Mead.
GAMES(board, computer, others): Unreal Tournament, Homeworld, 3D Tetris.
PLACES TO VISIT: Prague.
FOOD AND DRINKS: Bacon butties & Drambuie.
COLOURS: <shrugs>
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: Assorted, but not as many as you'd
perhaps expect.
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED: Very few.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: Too long.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG: <shrugs>
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Sleeping, dreaming (not necessarily
simultaneously), taking the piss.
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: None.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Many and varied.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Finally finishing my
nuclear device.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: Ambition.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Intelligence.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Stupidity.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: That fact.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: The faults that they share with me.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: As a microcosm of the human race, which actually
I'm not a big fan of.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED: Imagination/wit fails me.
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Lloyd
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Lloyd
WEB PAGE URL: http://lloydnet.demon.co.uk
AGE: 29
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Hayes, Middx
GENDER: male
LOCATION: west hertfordshire
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: missing alot on top
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: fair-ish
EYE COLOUR: blue/grey
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: no
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: a brothers
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: seeking
OCCUPATION: accountant
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: K6-2 333mhz
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:historical stuff
MAGAZINES:Music week & Current archaeology
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Wicker Man, Crow, Excaliber, Hammer House of Horror
TELEVISION SHOWS:time team, x-files
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:radio 5
SONGS:
BANDS/MUSICIANS:know people in: nervosa, manuskript, ion, star 80, dream
disciples
GAMES monopoly
FOOD AND DRINKS: anything without pickle
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.uk.industrial-culture (new not too sure what it's about)
uk.music.alternative
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
nervosa, dream disciples
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: about one year
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG: best quote heard at Whitby...
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:sleeping
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:keep it simple
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:living
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: being a stud
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: listning
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: lack of motivation
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: support when needed
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: hectic people
> Richard wrote in message <1e5e195.1ys...@pntsmgia.demon.co.uk>...
>
> >ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
> >What *IS* the point of cress?
> >Ritch
>
> God everyone knows that.....it gives you something to do with your empty
> eggshells and some cotton wool, put in the seeds and water......wow great
> green hair.
>
> Sorry, I honestly am! Too much playschool as a child!
>
> Steve
Yeah, but you've got to admit, it's pretty pointless in an egg sandwich.
--
Ritch
Phantasmagoria, Birmingham UK
http://www.pntsmgia.demon.co.uk/
>[2] my hosts are named orinoco, bungle, tomsk and tobermory, and my
> router is bulgaria.
So that would make your subnet mask Albania ?
Ed.
Oh, alright then. Here:
>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>The UPG 2000 Edition
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Tal
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Tal
>WEB PAGE URL: http://www.irkar.demon.co.uk/tal.htm it sucks though
>AGE: Officially 24. Forever.
>BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Don't remember that far back. Sometime in April. Belfast. Allegedly.
>GENDER: Who cares?
>LOCATION: Leicester
>HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'a lot, no idea of weight. WAY less than it was though.
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Dark red. Ish.
>NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Don't remember.
>EYE COLOUR: Blue - a bit grey sometimes.
>PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Ears, nipple, genital. Used to have more (piercings, not genitals!!)
>RELIGION: Devout pagan agnostic
>SIBLINGS: unfortunately, yes.
>CHILDREN: Maybe for breakfast...
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: looking for entanglements
>OCCUPATION: wasting time online occupies me quite a bit. So do some other things. Allegedly I write.
>PETS: 3 cats, many catfish
>COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: the working one. As opposed to the not-working one here :(
>
>FAVOURITES:
>
>BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
>Rectangular ones with writing on the pages. Although I like colouring in books too. And ones with nice pictures.
>MAGAZINES:
>Sound on Sound, Beppin (et.al.), Fool's Mate, some other Japanese ones. Smutty mags too :oP
>MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
>Most.
>POEMS/POETS:
>John Wilmot, most Romantic poetry, limmericks.
>TELEVISION SHOWS:
Crap talk shows (Springer, Sally Fascist Raphael, etc..)
>RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
>Sometimes I listen to static, and the little odd sattelite-sounding beeps. Or do I mean techno /flame on/
>SONGS:
>Ummm.... lots. LOTS.
>BANDS/MUSICIANS:
>Hole, Bowie, Gary Numan, Killing Joke, most 80's, loadsa obvious ones (Smiths, Bunnymen, Siouxie, etc.)
>selected bits of previous decades, most stuff from about 1950 back...
>PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
>Most stuff from about 1900 back... especially French Academic, Pre-Raphaelite, etc.
>GAMES(board, computer, others):
>Truth or dare, poker, drinking games. Stuff on PS / N64 / etc. a bit.
>PLACES TO VISIT:
>The homeworld. They might let me go back there someday...
>FOOD AND DRINKS:
>Veggie food of most descriptions.
>Vodka, most alcohol, coffee.
>COLOURS:
>I like most colours.
>
>MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
>some linux ones. I'm not admitting to the alt.binaries stuff.
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
>sluts, mancgoff, bdsm.
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
>I don't remember. A while.
>WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
>no idea.
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>just the things I do.
>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>yes please!
>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>the way I look
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
>wondering why the hell I haven't got anywhere.
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:
>success
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>deep down inside, I _know_ I'm a fuckwit.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>my height
>WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>integrity, sluttiness
>WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>the ability to detect that I am a fuckwit.
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
>as a sort of list of headers and text on a computer screen
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>Why is Nicole Kidman not my sex slave?
Tal
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Richard
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Edward Scissorhands
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.lovecraft.demon.co.uk/
AGE: 25
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 27th December, 1974... in the glorious British town
of Rotherham
GENDER: Male, I think.
LOCATION: My house. In Scotland, just.
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5' 10", 174lbs...
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Feria #37 ChocolateCherry, long unstyled.
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: I really can't remember.
EYE COLOUR: Varies.
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: 1 Ear pierced. What a rebel I am.
RELIGION: General spirituality, Fae, bits of Ascension...
SIBLINGS: 1 sister, 17, spookykid crossed with Trendy.
CHILDREN: 2 boys, Ed and Tom.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Separated, single. Kids with ex-wife, amicable
split by most standards ;).
OCCUPATION: Advertising sales, magazine editor, website designer,
consultant, PR, car sales. And anything else. Self-employed.
PETS: The most beautiful black with white bits cat, called Morticia.
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Sony Vaio, boring 7 series model with gutless
266MMX. Otherwise, HP Apollo 425t, or Dell P410.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Stuff that makes me think, or is new. Semi-inspirational books like
'Conversations with God' are around the house at the moment, although
anything too overtly Christian, as opposed to spiritual, is avoided.
Keep trying to read 'A Brief History of Time' and giving up. Bill
Bryson, Terry Pratchett, Iain Banks, Douglas Coupland, Edward Gorey,
Stephen King if I feel my IQ is dropping too low to cope with
sophisticated lit. like Anne Rice ;)
MAGAZINES:
Hmmmm. Car, Top Gear. Select if they're giving away CDs (applies to most
music mags), PSX mags if they have good free things (like my Atari bag.
Gotta love the guy who sticks Atari-logo products on Playstation
magazines!), Triumph World (I like TR7s). Financial Times sometimes.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Lately, Bicentennial Man, The Man on The Moon, and The Truman Show. Old
stand-bys, definitely Edward Scissorhands, Metropolis by Fritz Lang, any
film with 80s themes. Some things come out of the blue, and I like them
but forget what they are.
POEMS/POETS:
I write poems and hate competition. Actually, I know little poetry.
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Not heavy on TV. Simpsons/Futurama, Sci-Fi stuff, Lexx, Mystery Science
Theatre 3000 when Sci-Fi remembers to show it.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Radio 4 plays, Classic FM, those weird music channels you get with Sky
Digital.
SONGS:
Well, the album Semantic Spaces by Delerium, and I'd guess 'Where have
all the cowboys gone' by Paula Cole... and the original Professional
Widow... and Blasphemous Rumours... and Trail of Tears by Clannad...
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Lots of classical stuff which I can neither spell or remember which ones
I like, Tomita, Tori Amos, Delerium, Depeche Mode, Dead Can Dance,
Tangerine Dream, Gong, Sisters, Mission, Xymox, Korn, Paula Cole, David
Bowie, Adam Ant, Ultravox, Sting... and everything else I forgot.
ARTIST THING:
Everything is original. I like Mondrian, everything else is as it comes.
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Driver. Doom. And lately, Sim Tower *shrugs*
PLACES TO VISIT:
North Wales, America and I half want to see Australia
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Eat for nutrition only, which explains why I eat nothing but crap
processed foods. Drink - Red Bull & Vodka, Snakebite and Black, Earl
Grey Tea, Coffee, and Dr. Pepper.
COLOURS:
black, blue
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic, alt.gothic.fashion, alt.gothic.pretentious, rec.autos.misc,
the one for General Motors cars which covers my Caddy, and soon the one
for my Chrysler Neonblob.
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
The Fae lists, though I seem to lurk more than post.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
Too long.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
The ever recurring Sexbat's birthday debate...
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Playing Cello, keyboards, and CDs. Fixing old cars badly, attempting to
rescue cars that should have been crushed long ago, surviving life,
collecting Beanie Babies (cats and cute ones only).
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
*cough* This relates to universal spirit... buuut... it's "I am love,
and all I am is love". It's like, the opposite of love is fear, and
well... unless you're a hippy or very patient, it takes ages to explain
;)
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Hmmm... This question always confuses me. I think... Yeah. That'll do. I
think :)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
I don't mind. Being happy, trying to bring happiness around me.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
The ability to play music properly, or paint the images I see in my
mind. I lack co-ordination.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Total happiness with myself, therefore capacity to accept others for
whom they are.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Want a list? *laughs* Nothing really, I guess I can be very obsessive.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Tolerance and awareness of themselves.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
I don't. I try to avoid people with serious jealousy issues.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Like chaos in a bottle.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
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__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: James / Jay
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Morph.
WEB PAGE URL: Maybe one of these days...
AGE: 27
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 25/04, Southampton
GENDER: Male
LOCATION: Coventry
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 6'2"ish, 13 stone or thereabouts
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Brown, long, uncontrollable
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Brown
EYE COLOUR: Brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: Nope.
RELIGION: Nope.
SIBLINGS: 1 sister (younger)
CHILDREN: Nope.
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: single.
OCCUPATION: Hardware development eng*n**r (computers, palmtops)
PETS: 1.8 cats. AKA a blob called Jessica who really needs to lose
weight...
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Soon-to-be-deceased P200 with Win '95.
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE: SF, fantasy (but not
quest-by-numbers high fantasy), occasional bits and pieces of other
stuff. Iain Banks, Donna Tartt, Greg Egan, Tom Stoppard, Kim Newman,
Neil Gaiman, Neal Stephenson. Diana Wynne Jones.
MAGAZINES: Does the Grauniad count?
COMICS: Kabuki, Transmetropolitan, Planetary, Thieves & Kings,
Galaxion, Strangers in Paradise, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen,
From Hell, Inu Yasha, Invisibles. Gloom Cookie. Far too many others...
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS: Anything by Terry Gilliam (especially 12
Monkeys, Brazil and Fisher King), Akira Kurosawa or Tim Burton
(Nightmare Before Christmas!). A Matter of Life and Death, The Matrix,
Plunkett & MacLaine, Something Wicked This Way Comes, Remains of the
Day, Ghost in the Shell, Akira. Heathers & Grosse Point Blank are both
favourites.
POEMS/POETS: A little bit of Walt Whitman. Not an awful lot else.
TELEVISION SHOWS: Spaced. Occasionally Robot Wars. Martial Law. Due
South Very little else. I've successfully avoided Cheers, Friends,
Ally McBeal and every soap opera on TV for years now. If you count
Anime then also: Neon Genesis Evangelion, El Hazard, Ranma 1/2, Tenchi
Muyo and many, many others.
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS: No. Especially not the Archers.
SONGS: Thomas Dolby's "One of our submarines", Propaganda's "Duel",
Shriekback's "Fading Flowers" & 'Hammerheads'. Oh, and some goth
stuff.
BANDS/MUSICIANS: Shriekback, VNV Nation, Project Pitchfork, Apoptygma
Berserk, In The Nursery, Tom Waits, Nick Cave, Nervosa, Horatii,
Manuscript, SBM, Stun, Rosetta Stone, Kathryn Tickell, Ruby Blue, All
About Eve, Laurie Anderson, Jan Garbarek, March Violets, Mesh,
Danielle Dax, Dream Disciples.
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART: Not really, no.
GAMES(board, computer, others): Final Fantasy VII & VIII, Civilisation
II, X-Wing, Avalon Hill's 'History of the world', Deadlands RPG,
Paranoia RPG, SLA Industries RPG, In Nomine RPG (I'm a recovering
White Wolf customer, too...).
PLACES TO VISIT: Kyoto, Egypt, New Zealand.
FOOD AND DRINKS: Enthusiastic (if insane) cook - haven't poisoned
anyone yet. Vegetarian. No fennel, goat products or aubergines,
please. Tea, coffee, Green'n'Blacks chocolate, Ben & Jerry's ice
cream...
COLOURS: Black, gold, dark green, red. Not terribly fond of blue.
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: alt.fan.kay-dekker,
uk.games.roleplay, soc.bi, rec.arts.comics.vertigo,
alt.fan.alan-moore, alt.gothic.announce, alt.comics.2000ad,
alt.conspiracy.coventry.morph (not that I'm paranoid, you
understand...)
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUBSCRIBED: HAL, Contaminatii, kbac-l,
treg.
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: Since about three months after it
was created, I think.
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG: No comment.
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Cooking, writing, reading, lounging
about aimlessly.
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Never make the same mistake twice -
learn from experience and make new and different mistakes instead.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: The double double-ended
lighsaber fast draw. It's definitely very stupid.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Something more
creative, involving fewer grommets.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED: I really wish I could fluently read music.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Good listener. Allegedly.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: A subconscious that's
much smarter than I am, and an occasional tact bypass.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: Support when things go wrong, good
company when things go right.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: Malice.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: A really bad spinning black and pink
screensaver effect.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED: Nope.
"Remember, remember, the Fifth of November, the gunpowder treason
and plot. I know of no reason why the Fifth of November should ever
be forgot. And next time, we should use napalm instead of gunpowder
and not get caught" - Warren Ellis
>> OCCUPATION: Research/PhD student (analysing flame retardants-PBDEs in
Polybutadiene ? They don't half talk some bollocks on
sci.polymers...
>> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
>> Crappy radio shows while in the lab
>> Photography (big time), reading (anything and everywhere), my
I cannot print photographs of bits of etched polyethylene
without the aid of Radio Four. Gives new meaning to the term "poly-goth"
doesn't it ? At least polyaniline's black...
"Augeas"
>
Sent via Deja.com http://www.deja.com/
Before you buy.
..Wow, another guitarist reader on a goth NG!
Nice to know I'm not the only sad guitar anorak around here..
Anyone else want to own up?
--
GFB
>> I take it your not Welsh then?
> Want a fight?
> Ok, ok....how about a game of rugby?
> Come on, last time I saw a goth being called a whimp....he (i think
>iit was a he) kicked the crap out of the boy I was with. Well this boy
>deserved it and all but there was a certain surreal humility to seeing
>one of yer favourite bald mates being done over by a pouting , makeup
>clad vamp wannabe.
> P.S. Turns out he was a professional boxer for two years prior to
>this.
>
>>
No, not Welsh....but not interested in Nationalism per se at all
anyway.........just human.
and rugby.....arggggggghhhh, sorry , I have no love for any sports
that feature groups of men playing with balls.....hmmmm !
However, Mayan "Volleyball" certainly sounded far more lively..
DarkOverlord
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Standard cockney rhyming slang......
Yeah:
Stoke - on - Trent: Antidisestablishment
.
.
-arianism
Eveyone knows that one..
--
GFB
> PLACES TO VISIT: 51 Pegasi, 47 Ursa Majoris, 70 Virgonis
>
> FOOD AND DRINKS: Baileys!
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ: uk.sci.astro, uk.comp.sys.mac,
alt.rec.shed, alt.test
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED: Wessex Goth, Blackmail, Shed
Assemblers Anonymous
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG: Approx 3 years.
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: Astronomy, archaeology, history, geology,
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Born to lose out to lunch
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK: Current one is looking in the
mirror and impersonating Robert De Niro in Taxi Driver saying "You talkin'
to me? Well I'm the only one here. Who the fuck d'yu' think you're talkin'
to?".
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: Don't think I have any.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: Being negative about myself
all the time.
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND: Telling me not to be so negative about
myself all the time.
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG: The nutters on buses.
>
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED: CHARACTER FROM WINNIE THE POOH YOU MOST
IDENFIFY WITH: Eeyore of course!
> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'3, more than I'd like :o(
You? But you're icklesmallcuteandtiny!!!
Alex
--
"We could tell you, but we'd have to kill you... so we're going to tell you."
- The Irony Badgers
MancGoff: http://www.gothicdreams.net/grimoire
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DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
The UPG 2000 Edition
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Tracey
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: ^dragon / GreenDragon
WEB PAGE URL: http://www.aber.ac.uk/~taj96
AGE: 22 (*yikes* - First time i've written that!!)
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 4/02 (today, infact! :o) ), Shoreham, West Sussex
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Currently (Uni) Aberystwyth, Wales, At home: Southwick, West
Sussex (nr. Brighton)
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'3" / 7st 7lb, (ish)
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: lightish brown with a (now fading :o( ) red
streak!
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: mid/lightish brown
EYE COLOUR: greeny hazel...
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: nail piercing (well, it didn't have to *hurt* ;o) )
RELIGION: none, well, nothing established and followed anyway..some
*entity*, ..maybe...
SIBLINGS: none
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: currently positive! ;o))
OCCUPATION: Postgrad student, Studying for Computer Science MSc.
PETS: A goldfish, at home..
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: currently (Uni) PIIIsomething with Solaris, at
Home: PC 200MMX, win95/Linux(nearly), 40mb RAM :o( , 3.2GB/17GB HD's
:o))
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Sci-fi/historical; Douglas Adams, John Wyndam, Margaret Atwood, (not a
lot of time to read these days, so mostly this was years ago!
MAGAZINES:
Geeky puter mags ;o) (sometimes), Rock Sound, until it went..
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Most historical/period drama stuff..."American Pie" was quite funny
too...(which i saw recently, so i remember!)
POEMS/POETS:
Allegorical stuff...
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Some soaps, if i'm, *that* bored, or at home in holidays...Babylon 5;
Buffy (ocassionally); Ally McBeal, Friends (If I'm not out, which is
rarely!); Drama's etc..
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Talk Radio (if i feel in the mood to listen to people ranting..:o), not
a lot else cos reception is really bad here, Radio One and Atlantic 252,
sometimes, cos it's all we can get (unless it's in Welsh!)
SONGS:
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Mesh, AAE, Clannad, Mission, Sisters, Apopt B, Paradise Lost, Seigmen,
80's pop cheese, T'pau, Manuskript, Horatii, Inkubus Sukkubus..and much
much more...:o)
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Pre-Raphelite (sp?), Dahli, umm.. my favourite is "La Jeune Martyre" by
Paul Delaroche..
GAMES:
Computer: Slay, Grand Theft Auto.. Card: Magic (not often!), Board:
Trivial Pursuit (usually my parents' doing!)
PLACES TO VISIT:
Dublin, Paris, Norwich...
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Cookies!!! *yum* (Co-op Smartie ones in particular!); Marzipan; Rolo
bars; Coffee walnut whips; GrapeFruit Juice.
COLOURS:
black, purple, dark green
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.aber ; other local Uni ones; alt.fan.pooh (Cos i asked about Eeyore
related things once and never quite unsubcribed...); some 'putery ones
(local)..
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
CymGothic ; AAE; Mission; Puressence; T'pau; Mesh;
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
ummm...about a year and a half..
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
skating, writing poetry, Horseriding (if i have time/money), reading,
webpage design
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
"We can't all, and some of us don't. That's all there is to it." ~
Eeyore. ;o)
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
No idea...something where i get *paid*!! <fed up with being a poor
student!>
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Appearing anti-social, when really I'm just shy :o(
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Them listening, and still being there when it all goes wrong..
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
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Tracey Jinks
E-mail: ta...@aber.ac.uk OR ta...@ophelia.free-online.co.uk
Web: http://www.aber.ac.uk/~taj96 OR www.ophelia.free-online.co.uk
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>On Wed, 02 Feb 2000 20:18:56 +0000, Saiira <baby...@twisted.org.uk>
>wrote:
>
>> HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'3, more than I'd like :o(
>
>You? But you're icklesmallcuteandtiny!!!
>
>Alex
Devastatingly so... but some ppl are never satisfied. Ho hum :(
Tal
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Noelle
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: noelle, nollichu, nollipop.....etc
>WEB PAGE URL:www.fetishsteel.demon.co.uk/noelle
>AGE:20
>BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE:23/05/79 Todmorden
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: Todmorden: Still stuck in the blinkin' place
>HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'5" / 7st 8lb
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: waistlength straight in
black/white/purple/lilac streaks, neon purple fringe.
>NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: ash blonde
>EYE COLOUR: odd blue/green/grey kind of shade
>PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: 21 piercings
>RELIGION: Anxiety. It's a way of life.
>SIBLINGS: One brother and a sister
>CHILDREN: !!!!!
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: Happily matched
>OCCUPATION:Undergrad English Student, circuit board design/manufacture
>PETS:One randy tomcat called Dante
>COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Souped-up Celeron 266
>
>FAVOURITES:
>
>BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE: Sci/Fi general, Pratchett, Romantic
(Period, not Mills and Boon!) Victorian, Modernist...And so on...
>MAGAZINES:
>More! Bizarre, Skin Deep, MBR
>MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
>Tim Burton, Terry Gilliam, Wes Snipes, Johnny Depp
>POEMS/POETS:
>Coleridge, Wordsworth, e.e.cummings, Eliot
>TELEVISION SHOWS:
>Buffy (of course!) PokEmon, Simpsons, Fast Show, Anything with cute
animals (Animal Hospital, etc)
>RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
>Used to be Talk Radio, but Talk Sport is useless before 10pm now,
tortured at work by Radio 1, which everybody has on their workbenches
>SONGS:
>Faaaar too many to even start
>BANDS/MUSICIANS:
>As above, but today's were: VNV, ECO, FLA, CJ Bolland, Lucid, Wumpscut
>PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
>Pretty ignorant in this department, but Dali is suitably strange
>GAMES:
>Lemmings Paintball, Dungeon Keeper 2
>PLACES TO VISIT:
>Plymouth, London, Berlin
>FOOD AND DRINKS:
>Lots of. Especially chocolate. But Mexican, Chinese, Italian and
Microwave are top. And Voddie.
>COLOURS:
>Purple, silver, white, purple, black, pink and purple.
>
>MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
>alt.gothic.fashion, rec.music.industrial
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
>Mancgoff (Or at least I *was*. Help, Alex!!! :)
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
>About 18 months
>WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
>Pass
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>Kickboxing, Thai boxing, veggie cooking, hair fiddling, Mountain-
biking, writing.
>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>"Dinginess is death to a writer. Filth, discomfort, hunger, cold, don't
matter a bit. I have had plenty of each and they have only encouraged
me." Jeanette Winterson.
>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>Bending my thumb backwards until it touches my wrist.
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
>Writing professionally, lecturing?
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU
>POSSESSED:
>More confidence in public speaking
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>Open-mindedness
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>Shyness and quietness, not staying in contact with people enough.
>WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>Patience, understanding (for when I forget to call them!) intelligence
>WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>People who engage their mouth before their brain has even had a chance
to warm up.
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
>A large boxing-ring with several 'mums' and 'girlfriends' on the
sidelines with fire extinguishers for the flames, and/or brick-laden
handbags to join in.
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>
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>
>
>
=======================================
Noelle - noe...@nollipop.demon.co.uk
=======================================
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Becky
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Serpentbearer
WEB PAGE URL: n/a
AGE: 26
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 19th October/Bristol
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Devon
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 1.72 cm/65kg (I think)
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Black/short (being grown out)
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: Dark brown
EYE COLOUR: Dark brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: 6 on ear, nose, navel
RELIGION: none
SIBLINGS: 2 sisters, one brother
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: practically married
OCCUPATION: student teacher
PETS: 1 small black fluffy feline with sharp teeth and long claws called
Spot
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: P466 with W98
FAVOURITE
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE: The Dark is Rising series (Susan Cooper),
Terry Pratchett, Alan Garner, Ray Bradbury, H.P. Lovecraft, Heinlein, Diana
Wynne Jones, the 'Classics', much Fantasy/Sci-Fi, Winnie the Pooh
MAGAZINES: Decorating magazines
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...: Bladerunner, Jacob's Ladder, Addam's Family,
Rocky Horror Picture Show, Twelve Monkeys, This is Spinal Tap, Blade, Star
Trek:First Contact, The Empire Strikes Back, Die Hard, The Nightmare Before
Christmas (in fact any Tim Burton), David Lynch, Terry Gilliam, Tarantino,
Clint Eastwood, Angelica Huston, John Malkovich, John Travolta, Nicholas
Cage, Ian Richardson, Bruce Willis, Miranda Richardson, Tim Curry, Susan
Sarandon
POEMS/POETS:Tennyson, Byron, Shelley, T.S.Eliot, Sylvia Plath, Georg Trakl,
Dylan Thomas, D.R. Geraint Jones, Louis MacNiece, W.H. Auden
TELEVISION SHOWS:Star Trek (in all its incarnations), Buffy, Angel,
Simpsons, Futurama, Gormenghast, Merlin, Robot Wars, Never Mind the
Buzzcocks, The Bill, Blackadder, Millenium,
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
SONGS: Unfaithful(Wonderstuff), Wish You Were Here(Floyd), Different for
Girls(Joe Jackson), Caterpillar, The Perfect Girl, Just Like Heaven(Cure),
Someone(Depeche Mode)
BANDS: VAST, The Cure, Joe Jackson, Pink Floyd, The Beatles, Mansun, The
Prodigy, Placebo, Bjork, Chapterhouse, Levellers, Supergrass, Beck, R.E.M.
Depeche Mode, etc. etc.......
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:Giger, Munch, Botticelli, Rosetti, Dadd,
Escher, Maz Ernst, Bosch, Pre-Raphaelite, Pollock,
GAMES(board, computer, others): Final Fantasy VII & VIII, Baldur's Gate,
AD&D, Vampire:The Masquerade, poker, Mah Jhong, Monopoly, Trivial Pursuits
PLACES TO VISIT: France, Italy, but I'd love to visit Japan, India,
Thailand, China, Morocco
FOOD AND DRINKS: Chocolate, tea, coffee, red wine
COLOURS:Black, Purple, Silver, red, blue, white
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES: RPGs, reading, linguistics, mythology/occult
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO: Do unto others as you would have others do
unto you
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW: Teaching, or living in
luxury off my Lottery winnings?
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED: To be able to draw/paint really well
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET: My optimism
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU: I correct people when I
think they're wrong and I'm a bit of a know-it-all.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:honesty and the ability to cut through
the mundane and talk about something other than just trivialities
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS: racism, bigotry
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
The UPG 2000 Edition
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Naomi
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: halogirl
WEB PAGE URL: n/a
AGE: 16
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 18/08, Crewe, Cheshire
GENDER: female
LOCATION: Bolton
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'6"???
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Just past shoulder length, an eviiiil mix of ginger
and sortof pinky colour (was bright red at one point) , with brown roots (must
buy some more hairdye, sharpish)
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: brown
EYE COLOUR: brown
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: healed up ear piercings, so none really.
RELIGION: atheist
SIBLINGS: 1 ikkle brother
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: perpetually single
OCCUPATION: 6th form student
PETS: None
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: useless old stoopid one
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
I don't tend to *do* favourites, but The Beach and The Bell Jar out of things
I've read recently.
MAGAZINES:
Not got favourites, tend to read any if I've not bought them.
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Trainspotting, The Matrix, LA Confidential, The Usual Suspects, Waynes World,
Reservoir Dogs, Quentin Tarrantino, Johnny Depp, Kevin Spacey, Mike Myers,
Steve Buschemi, Christina Ricci.
POEMS/POETS:
not into poetry
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Simpsons, The Rottentrolls(!), Buffy, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, The Royle
Family, ER, sometimes Eastenders. Things that stuck out in the past for me
were Blackadder and My So Called Life
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Hardly listen to the radio anymore, although sometimes Mark and Lard, so that.
SONGS: Too many to mention. At the moment though, Eels - Novocaine For The
Soul, Stabbing Westward - The Thing I Hate, Soft Cell - Tainted Love, B-52s -
Love Shack, David Bowie - Golden Years
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Well, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, David Bowie, Super Furry Animals, Placebo,
Massive Attack, Kate Bush, Madonna, Eurythmics, Prodigy, Beck, Garbage for a
start. And I'm trying to listen to a whole bunch of older stuff but it costs
money so its taking some time. But I like most stuff except for rap, country,
"Travisy" bands or pop (well, recent pop anyway)
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Dali: The Ballet Dancer, Burne-Jones: The Beguiling Of Merlin
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Monkey Island, Grim Fandango, Pictionary, and this card game called 'Shithead'
which I seem to spend all my free periods in college playing.
PLACES TO VISIT:
erm.. I dunno
FOOD AND DRINKS:
chinese/italian/indian/mexican food; chocolate raisins; cheese, celery and
mango chutney sandwiches
COLOURS:
red, purple, blue, black, silver
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.gothic.fashion is the only other one at the moment. I used to read a lot
more but I keep changing or not having the time to read them.
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
mancgoff, but I'm lurking on that as well :)
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
about 5/6 months??
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
dunno
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
putting things off till later, annoying people, walking backwards, making
jewellery, glass painting, being an eternal lurker
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
the only things I can think of right now are 'I'm pink, therefore I'm spam',
and 'Jim-Jam Ya Ha!' but they're not really mottos. But they'll do.
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
dunno
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
really haven't a clue. Breathing, hopefully.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Musical talent
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
don't ask me...
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
I shout too much, and I can be pretty self-centred
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
I get along with them, and they can make me feel happy
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
depends on the person, if I can't stand them then all of their character traits
seem bad, whether they are or not.
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
???????
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
When will I, will I be famous?
--
Naomi
<insert witty quote here>
Is anyone going to be archiving these netscrape answers anywhere?
PS hopefully this will get posted this time, my clock was set wrong (a
few years slow) and the message had expired before it even got posted!!!
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>When will I, will I be famous?
We can't answer, we can't answer that :oP
I really don't believe I just did that.
Really wasn't Tal
Tracey Jinks wrote:
>PLACES TO VISIT:
>Dublin, Paris, Norwich...
^^^^^^^
Good $DEITY girl, have you ever _been_ here????
I've heard it all now....
Pete
--
Teknomancer:
"Technology of a sufficiently advanced level will be indistinguishable
from
magic"
Arthur C Clarke
Tal wrote:
>
> We can't answer, we can't answer that :oP
>
> I really don't believe I just did that.
>
> Really wasn't Tal
At that time on a Saturday night I suspect you have a reasonable excuse
:)
I hope so....
>At that time on a Saturday night I suspect you have a reasonable excuse
>:)
>I hope so....
Erm... erm... my pants were on fire. Not properly earthed or
something. Ask Wombat...
Alternatively, I was very _very_ bored... *g*
Tal
Ben
http://connect.to/metropolis
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>DESCRIBE YOURSELF TO THE NETSCRAPE:
>The UPG 2000 Edition
>
>__THE PHYSICAL__:
>YOUR NAME: Trizia
>YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: Trizia
>WEB PAGE URL: http://www.irkar.demon.co.uk
>AGE: old enough to know better, young enough not to care :)
>BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 08/01, Belfast
>GENDER: female
>LOCATION: Leicester
>HEIGHT/WEIGHT: about 5' 2", no idea (size 10)
>CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: reddy-brown/shapeless
>NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: light brownish
>EYE COLOUR: bluey-grey
>PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: ear piercings
>RELIGION: pagan
>SIBLINGS: 1 sister, 2 brothers
>CHILDREN: 3 cats
>RELATIONSHIP STATUS: attached/poly/bi
>OCCUPATION: None/poet/lunatic/muse
>PETS: 3 cats, Mussy, Noodle, and Tico. Fish
>COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: Tal's
>
>FAVOURITES:
>
>BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
>Most stuff - classics, translations, poetry,biography, history, plays.
>MAGAZINES:
>Needlework mags, movie mags, Fool's Mate when I can get it.
>MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
>Too many to list.
>POEMS/POETS:
>Donne, Rochester, Heany, Hughes, Rossetti, Coleridge (loads more)
>TELEVISION SHOWS:
>Jerry Springer. Arty stuff. History docs.
>RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
>None
>SONGS:
>Loads.
>BANDS/MUSICIANS:
>quite a lot, dunno really where to start... my big love is still Japanese Visual.
>PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
>Lots, but very little modern stuff.
>GAMES(board, computer, others):
>RPG's - our own rules system
>PLACES TO VISIT:
>Bed
>FOOD AND DRINKS:
>Anything cooked by Tal. Voddy & diet coke
>COLOURS:
>
>
>MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
>WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
>None, atm
>TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
>none
>HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
>since Autumn 97
>WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
>Don't have one
>WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
>Needlework, reading, sleeping, role-playing
>WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
>All we have is love, and it isn't always enough.
>WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
>I can bite my own toes. Pissing off Tal.
>WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
>I have no idea.
>WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
>POSSESSED:
>The body i have in my dreams.
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
>None
>WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
>Me
>WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
>Loyalty. Listening.
>WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
>Intolerance
>HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
>Like Whitby, only more sober.
>ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>What are you reading atm?
The Arcanum.
>How many books did you read last year?
76
>-------------- < stop cut and paste here > ------------
>
>Trizia
>>Trizia
Triz forgot to change the post id again... this was of course from
her...
The real Tal
Indeed I have!!
I found it very nice for bimbling around /shopping/ historical museum
type thingys..:o))
Admittedly, it's not somewhere I'd like to be stuck and is not a place
I'd attempt to go for decent *nightlife*, but it's nice for a daytime
visit!! :o))
...Tracey (^dragon)
--
*******************************************************************
Tracey Jinks
E-mail: ta...@aber.ac.uk OR ta...@ophelia.free-online.co.uk
Web: http://www.aber.ac.uk/~taj96 OR www.ophelia.free-online.co.uk
ICQ#: 29363848
*******************************************************************
> FAVOURITES:
>
> BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
> Robert Rankin, Tom Sharpe, Terry Pratchett,
> MAGAZINES:
> NewScientist, Scientific American, Live!, various industry trade
magazines, pilot, Aeroplane Monthly, Nexus
> MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
> Brad Pitt, Nicholas Cage, Shallow Grave, Clockwork Orange, Austin Powers,
South Park, Dogma, 12 Monkeys, Velvet Goldmine, Lock stock and two smoking
barrels, Trainspotting, Waynes World 2, Spinal Tap, There's something about
Mary
> POEMS/POETS:
> Rupert Brooke, Seigfried Sassoon.
> TELEVISION SHOWS:
> Frasier, any star trek, Mark Thomas, South Park, Red Dwarf
> RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
> None really
> SONGS:
> Lots. Anything with a good melody
> BANDS/MUSICIANS:
> Too many to list. I have a wide musical taste but mostly anything with a
good melody.
> PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
> Dali
> GAMES(board, computer, others):
> Microsoft combat flight simulator, Homeworld, Crib
> PLACES TO VISIT:
> Moscow, Chile, New Orleans,
> FOOD AND DRINKS:
> I love to cook and am willing to try anything. Fave drink is root beer,
fave food is my spinach and cream cheese wontons
> COLOURS:
> black, blue,
>
> MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
>
> WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
> alt.music.london-am, alt.audio.pro.live-sound, alt.fan.piglow
> TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
> None
> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
> 3 years
> WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
> too many to mention
> WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
> cooking, reading, travelling, music, writing, aviation
> WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
> Everyone's out to screw you over so watch your back and trust no-one.
> WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
> Being me.
> WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
> Same thing I'm doing now
> WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
> POSSESSED:
> languages. I'd also love to be able to play the drums properly again.
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> reliable
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> inability to say no.
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> someone who won't take advantage
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> Violent tendancies
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> on a computer monitor
> ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
>most embarrasing experience
I occasionally buy Bassist, not quite the same...
Banshee
-----Greg Anderson-...@csv.warwick.ac.uk-----
"You still don't know what you're dealing with,
do you? A perfect organism. It's structural
perfection is matched only by it's hostility."
---------http://www.warwick.ac.uk/~lssan/----------
MM Bigger print, smaller words, less lines...
--
GFB (Glad Tab doesn't read UPG for once)
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
> intellegence and a tendency to be a fluffy person :)
> WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
> I have negative aggression
> WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
> a hug when it's needed and genuine (ie - not the same old cliche) advice
> WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
> being shallow, cliches!
> HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
> like a flailing many limbed animal :)
Tracey Jinks wrote:
>
>
> Indeed I have!!
> I found it very nice for bimbling around /shopping/ historical museum
> type thingys..:o))
>
> Admittedly, it's not somewhere I'd like to be stuck and is not a place
> I'd attempt to go for decent *nightlife*, but it's nice for a daytime
> visit!! :o))
Fair enough - I was getting worried about you for a minute!
__THE PHYSICAL__:
YOUR NAME: Richard Feilden
YOUR ONLINE/NICKNAME: RikF (took me hours to come up with that, it did!)
WEB PAGE URL: lost in the mists of time....
AGE: 25
BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: 10/3 Solihull
GENDER: male
LOCATION: Sheffield
HEIGHT/WEIGHT: 5'11, exactly 10 st
CURRENT HAIRCOLOUR/STYLE: Long blondy red in a pony tail
NATURAL HAIR COLOUR: as above
EYE COLOUR: kind of marbled green (or so I'm told!)
PIERCINGS/TATTOOS: just an ear, 'cos I can't draw well enough to show people
what the tattoo I want is!
RELIGION:
SIBLINGS: 2 ickle sisters (well, they were ickle. Now they are 24...)
CHILDREN: none
RELATIONSHIP STATUS: confusing - but if it wasn't I guess it would be
boring!
OCCUPATION: Implementation Specialist (nope, I don't know what it means
either!)
PETS: None - I miss my dogs back at my folks home :O(
COMPUTER YOU ARE ON: PIII 500, 128MB RAM, NT
FAVOURITES:
BOOKS/AUTHORS/TYPE OF LITERATURE:
Douglas Adams, Clive Barker, William Gibson, Robert Jordan, Storm
Constantine, Tolkien, anything fantasy or near future
Curently - Teach Yourself C++ (yawn!) and Imagica II
MAGAZINES:
Far too many!
MOVIES/DIRECTORS/ACTORS...:
Repo Man, Robocop (Uncut Version), The Crow, Near Dark, Grosse Point Blank,
Kentucky Fried Movie, Blade Runner, The Breakfast Club
POEMS/POETS:
None springs to mind
TELEVISION SHOWS:
Buffy
RADIOS/RADIO SHOWS:
Virgin by default, KNAC over the net
SONGS:
OK......
Facer, Ride The Wind, Sleep While I Drive, Talking To My Angel, Take A Bite
(outta me), God Fearing Man, Body Of The Fish, You're So Vain, How Come It
Never Rains, You're Invited (But Your Friend Can't Come), Whisky A Go Go,
Style Police, Black Out In The Red Room, Dancing On Coals, Lawless and
Lulu....
BANDS/MUSICIANS:
Horatti, Stun (sniffle), X Marks The Pedwalk, Cat Rapes Dog, Shonen Knife,
Poison, Faster Pussycat, Bang Tango, BuckCherry, Space Age Playboys, Melissa
Etheridge, Aerosmith, Alleycat Scratch, Love Hate, LA Guns, G'N'R
PAINTINGS/ARTISTS/WORK OF ART...:
Lovely dot piccies as sold by Tails at Whitby
GAMES(board, computer, others):
Final Fantasy VIII, GT2, Age Of Empires, Quake III, Tekken III, Soul Blade,
Street Fighter Alpha II
PLACES TO VISIT:
Anywhere!
FOOD AND DRINKS:
Chocolate, Southern Comfort, JD, Coffee, Tea, Milk, Popcorn, Stir Fry, Lots
'n' lots of pasta!
COLOURS:
Blue, Red, Purple, Pink, Black
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
uk.media.dvd, comp.lang.awk
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
sheffgoths, backyard babies
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
A couple of years
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
The odd one where glam rears it's back combed head!
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Reading, Music, PC's, the occasional bit of martial arts (enough to remind
me how much being hit hurts!)
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
Tell the truth - it confuses the hell out of people!
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
Um, cracking my neck, doing the splits (although I am a bit out of practice)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Anything that gives me the freedom to be where I want to be.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED YOU
POSSESSED:
Tact, an understanding of how the rest of the human race works!
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
Modesty and decency prevents me from saying! Or, in reality, my loyalty
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
My use of humor as a self defence mechanism
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
The ability not to laugh at my poor taste in music *too* much!
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
All the things I see of myself in them
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Confused!
> > BIRTHDAY/BIRTHPLACE: Rochford, Essex (Yes an Essex Girl)
> > LOCATION: Bristol UK
> > OCCUPATION:
> Complete geek type person, developer for Physics and Astronomy depts,
> specifically gravitational wave group. Catagorised as Post Doc research
> even though I've managed to avoid ever getting a doc.
Excuse me, but where the *hell* have you been hiding? :-P
Considering we work in the same department, and were even born in the same
bladdy place, how is it that we haven't run into each other already?
--
Phoenix - confused
What do you mean, 'Don't confuse reality with fantasy'?
We both know that normal rules don't apply to me.
Sean Johnston, Logica, Bristol, UK
MISCELLANEOUS QUESTIONS:
WHAT OTHER NEWSGROUPS DO YOU READ:
alt.conspiracy.coventry.morph, alt.fan.kay-dekker,
alt.gothic.announce, alt.gothic.fashion, alt.support.childfree, soc.bi
TO WHICH MAILING LISTS ARE YOU SUSBSCRIBED:
SWG, UK-Plusgoths, girlsown
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN READING UPG:
since late 1998
WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR FAVORITE THREAD ON UPG:
What's on your bedroom floor?
WHAT ARE SOME OF YOUR HOBBIES:
Roleplaying, dancing, playing with my hair
WHAT'S THE MOTTO YOU ADHERE TO:
'There's no one on my side but me'
WHAT'S IS YOUR PERSONAL STUPID HUMAN TRICK:
I can sneeze at will.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE DOING 10 YEARS FROM NOW:
Playing with my cat.
WHAT IS THE ONE THING/SKILL THAT YOU DO NOT HAVE NOW THAT YOU WISHED
YOU POSSESSED:
A killfile I could use in real life.
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS YOUR BEST ASSET:
A great cleavage, a quick wit, and the willingness to say 'Okay, I
fucked up there, what can I do about it' rather than 'It was everyone
else's fault!'
WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE WORST THING ABOUT YOU:
Manipulativeness.
WHAT DO YOU VALUE MOST IN A FRIEND:
Saying something other than 'I don't know what to say' in a crisis.
WHAT DO YOU HATE MOST IN OTHERS:
Stupidity, intolerance, smugness
HOW DO YOU PICTURE UPG:
Some people attempting to have a tea-party in a Laserquest arena.
ANY QUESTION YOU WOULD LIKE ADDED:
--
'To protect the world from boring fashion
To dress all people with flash and passion'
- Salon Rocket Motto
http://www.kilireth.freeserve.co.uk