"What's the secret to pulling top birds like Jordan when you're a fat bloater?"
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Hmmmm. Not fat, exactly. And Jordan's not a top bird, either.
Sorry what was your point ?
Will.....xx
To which his reply was "I just go out and be myself". I bet Alistair McGowan
and Rory Bremner are knackered then.
Cheers
Jeff
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>> Well, not quite, but my original question was:
>>
>> "What's the secret to pulling top birds like Jordan when you're a fat
>bloater?"
>
>Hmmmm. Not fat, exactly. And Jordan's not a top bird, either.
>
Yes he is and yes she is.
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>"DVDfever Dom" <d...@dvdfever.co.uk> wrote in message
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>> Well, not quite, but my original question was:
>>
>> "What's the secret to pulling top birds like Jordan when you're a fat
>bloater?"
>
>
>Hmmmm. Not fat, exactly. And Jordan's not a top bird, either.
>
She's a top heavy bird
Steve
ah. I see you believe the hype.
Personally, I think they are both hounds ;-)
Being filthy stinking rich would be my guess! :)
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Is he? Another Level were anything but the most successful boyband ever
and he's only done a few solo singles since.
Bugger. I'm filthy and stinking but unfortunately the last one is way out of
my control. Ah well.
Cheers
Jeff
"Two out of three ain't bad". Hey, I can sing as well!
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Hype? I don't need hype when I have eyes and a personal preference in
women. She happens to fall into mine and she would do whether she was
in every newspaper every day or if I saw her walking down the street.
OK, so she's lost the plot these days, but that doesn't stop me
wanting to shag the arse off her.
I wonder if Dane ever got to numb her breasts?
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Amazing....she's goes to all that trouble to adjust her frontage and you
want to shag her arse.....irony, eh ? :-)
Still at least he'll have plenty to grab onto to stop him falling out I
suppose.
Cheers
Jeff
Assuming he can reach round.....
If not she could always open the valves and let some air out. She can always
pump them back up later.
Cheers
Jeff
Maybe this will cure you. Failing that, see a doctor.
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/storypics/4265432
http://www.newsoftheworld.co.uk/storypics/4265436
Funnily enough I'd say she looks better in these photos than she usually
does when shes all tarted up.
Cheers
Jeff
Why am I reminded of Full Metal Jacket with that sentence :)
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