The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
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Mike Whitaker: UKMG's Official Tokai and Squier Obsessive
UKMG code: UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+
Mike,
You are one sad dude.
Cheers
Julian
UKMG/BRCP!M!S?J E2?1A1B2 GAS+/-- C= P= G- B- R--
> Mike,
>
> You are one sad dude.
So are you. You worked yours out!
> UKMG/BRCP!M!S?J E2?1A1B2 GAS+/-- C= P= G- B- R--
*grin*
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> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
>
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
No banjo, steel (pedal or lap), Blues harp, Celtic harp, kazoo ?
I'll add 'em to the list, but not today. *grin*
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FCB1010 page: http://www.altrion.org/fcb1010.html
UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+ M* S+/-- r++(--)
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BMR(p)F!S!J E3!1A1?1K1?1 GAS+/- C+ P+/- G= B= R+/= r+/++ S+ r-/--
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
Nuff said really :-)
Neil
> ---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
> UKMG/BMR(p)F?S?J E3!1B1!1A1?1K1?1 GAS+/- C+ P+/- G= B= R+/= m+/++ S+ r-/--
> ---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
Neil
...suitably sheepish...
Dammit - caught!
;-) Julian
You see, there are geekier people in here than me!
Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
Ummm,
UKMG/RSM(B)?C?J E6?1!1A2?1B1?1K1 GAS++/- C= P++/+ G=/-(+) B-(=) R+
- rfb
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Karmageddon: n. It's like, when everybody is sending off all these
really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and
it's, like, a serious bummer.
UKMG/ BR!C/E6A2/GAS++(+)/C+ G++ B= R-- M++ S+ R-
I think, but don't quote me.
Dave.
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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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> No banjo, steel (pedal or lap), Blues harp, Celtic harp, kazoo ?
We need (OK *I* need) Resonator and Baritone codes too. :-)
Does my Yamaha Drop 6 count as a Baritone? :-)
Neil
> Does my Yamaha Drop 6 count as a Baritone? :-)
Well it's longer scale (though not by much) so I guess it does. Let's
face it, it's a baritone if you want to call it a baritone...or a
chocolate coated armadillo if you want to call it a chocolate coated
armadillo (though the latter appelation may require the use of larger
quantities of drugs than the former).
And balalaika, violin and penny whistle codes.
Perhaps a code to indicate that you can't play that particular instrument
properly would be useful. I'd need to make extensive use of it anyway.
Andy
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
UKMG/BRF(P)!C E3B3M1L3?1K1 GAS+ C- P= G= B- R+ M++ S+ r+
Rev. Andy
Should do, as that is _exactly_ what it is <g>.
- rfb
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1) Download the backing track 2) Widdle like f*&k over it
3) Record it 4) Rank its shitness on a scale of 1 to 10
-- the wisdom of John Rimmer, PhD, in ukmg.
Truly, truly tragic...
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/R(B)(P)(S)!J E9A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) R-
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
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All the best,
Paul
www.psimpson.net
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/RMB(C)S! E5 A2 B1 GAS+ C+ P+ G+ B= R+ M-- S++ r--
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
or is this some cheesy US market study :)
Sc
"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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This is very, very sad. Even more sad is that I've done this:
UKMG/BRF E2A2M5W3D1 GAS++ C+ P+ G= R= M? r--
:-)
There's no code for violins or banjos btw... and how do I classify the
double-neck guitar/mandola when it arrives?
Jonathan
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UKMG/F E4!2A1B1K1 GAS++/+ C++ P--/++ G- B-- R= M= S++ r=
Heh!
Yes, it's folk music. It's *my* folk music, okay?
Adrian
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Religious folk music, IIRC
;-) Julian
I guess that makes me
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BR!M(S)?JP B5E2A2 GAS++ C- P= G- B- R-- M+ S= r=
----END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
There's no code for Funk/Soul!!
Mike E
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---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BRMCF E2!1A2?1K1W18 GAS- C= P= G- B- R+ S= r--
No code for comb & paper either.
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/?B?R E2 GAS- C-- P= G- B-- R--
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
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>[snip]
>
> There's no code for Funk/Soul!!
Nope, you either got it or you aint.
Rev. Andy
UKMG/BRMP!S E14?1!5A3?1!1B2!1W1K1 GAS+C=P+G-B--R+M=S+r-
"Fat Sam" <s...@samandjanet.fswolrd.co.uk> wrote in message
news:a5p94a$3mu$1...@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
> --
> Mike Whitaker: UKMG's Official Tokai and Squier Obsessive
>
> UKMG code: UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+
!
--c.
Welcome back, Clive. :-)
Neil McD
Actually, I'm going to go with Adrian on this one, failing indicators for
Techno, Dance or whatever you'd want to call what I do.
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/F!J E9A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) R-
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
It's Folk, but in the *true* sense of the word.
> "Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
> news:a5o1ak$8kil6$2...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de...
>
> > The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> > and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> > http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
> > --
OK -
Here goes,but only if I count a penny whistle and a harmonica as wind,
and two shakey eggs as a drum each.
BTW, whats the code letter for "frightens hamsters at 300km whenever
he blows anything"?
Martin
----BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK----
UKMG/BDF(P)!C?J??SE1A3?1M1W3D3GAS+/=C=P+G-B-R--M--S=r--
----END UKMG CODE BLOCK----
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I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.
http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--
'Nuff said.
J.
Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/
Always try to be +ve
This is mad.
Steve W
Absolutely astonishing - fantastic!
Heard nowt from Mr. Otto for ages, and now this.
To coin a phrase: quality, not quantity.
Where've you been Justin? Banned from Usenet at work or part of the
lurk-oscenti these days? Nice to hear from you again, whichever.
---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/R(B)(P)(S)!J E9?1A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) r-
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
(Well, it reads more like me in Justin's Parser at least).
> > Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.
>
> I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.
>
> http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
>
> UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--
top, top work from the man in black at the back of the shack.
superb!
--c.
np: little angels, young gods, boneyard
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* UKMG/?BRMS(J)!F(P) E7B1 GAS=(++) C=(++) P- G= B- R+ M-/= S++ r=
Indeed it is, but I still wonder;
where is the beer-code (or should that be bar-code?)
Ivar
UKMG/BR(M)(S)(J)?C(F)(P) E5?1A4M1K1W2 GAS++ C= P= G= B+ R+ M+ S+ r-/--
>
>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/
That is due to a proposed extension to the music section, which I've
taken the liberty of adding to my code, just to remind Mike every time
he sees it.
Basically, if you just ignore everything between the [ ] it should
come out correct - the square brackets being chosen deliberately so
that you can impliment avoidance without upsetting any () additions.
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UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?A3?2B2K GAS+ C=P=G=B+R+(=) M+S++(--) r=
>
>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/
Just for the record, here is what I proposed to Mike. As far as I am
concerned, the final say is up to Mike, and if he says no, I'll drop
it.
The remainder of this post can be considered an RFC(UKMGcode)
The problem, I felt, is that the music section is a bit
non-descriptive when it comes to the date and the degree of
'intensity' of the music. So I proposed this.
Each Music section can be followed by an optional set of square
brackets. In these square brackets you can do two things. Firstly,
you can define a date range. eg
59-62 = 1959 - 1962.
or
6x = the 1960's
This will be easy to parse because it's limited to two digits. The
disadvantage is a possible argument as to whether 00 represents 1900
or 2000. The baseline has yet to be set and we need further
discussion of this.
Secondly, you can rate the extremeness of your musical taste using ++,
+, - and --.
which runs on a scale ++ = hardcore, and -- = the poppy end of the
scale.
So if you like 60's bubblegum pop, early Beatles etc, then you would
put
R[6x--]
Extreme Punk would be
P[++]
etc...
> On 3 Mar 2002 13:11:09 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
> wrote:
>
>>
>>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/
>
> Just for the record, here is what I proposed to Mike. As far as I am
> concerned, the final say is up to Mike, and if he says no, I'll drop
> it.
Accepted and updated. See http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html
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UKMG/BR[6x-8x]M[8x]F!P!H?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3
GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+ M* S+/-- r++(--)
>So if you like 60's bubblegum pop, early Beatles etc, then you would
>put
>
>R[6x--]
>
>Extreme Punk would be
>
>P[++]
>
>etc...
Oh, and you can group the square brackets -
eg R[6x+][8x--]
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UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+(--) r=/--
Both actually, but I'm making an effort to get back into the UKMG
swing of things. I've started turning up on the irc server, and plan
to do the next UKMGPU too.
Gosh, you're going to be pretty sick of the sight of me soon enough.
;)
I figured that I have worthless opinions that need to be shared with
an uncaring, disinterested public! (I'm ready for my close up now, Mr
Deville).
Plus I've been practicing hard to drive the speed of my stone hands up
from "catatonic" to merely "painfully slow". So it's time for a break
from the wood-shed.
[ext., day: pale, hunched figure emerges, blinking, into the light...]
Glad you liked the app, I was a bit worried about it's portability,
but it seems to be ok on most win32 platforms. If I get around to
knocking out a new version, I may introduce an identity
deduction-thing for a bit of a laugh. I'll pop out a gtk or LessTif
version in a while for our Unix bretheren.
Hey ho, take care and have fun.
J.
Good show, that man!
> Gosh, you're going to be pretty sick of the sight of me soon enough.
> ;)
>
> I figured that I have worthless opinions that need to be shared with
> an uncaring, disinterested public! (I'm ready for my close up now, Mr
> Deville).
>
> Plus I've been practicing hard to drive the speed of my stone hands up
> from "catatonic" to merely "painfully slow". So it's time for a break
> from the wood-shed.
>
> [ext., day: pale, hunched figure emerges, blinking, into the light...]
>
> Glad you liked the app, I was a bit worried about it's portability,
> but it seems to be ok on most win32 platforms. If I get around to
> knocking out a new version, I may introduce an identity
> deduction-thing for a bit of a laugh. I'll pop out a gtk or LessTif
> version in a while for our Unix bretheren.
>
Well, Mike's just updated the code, so it's b0rken on Win32 already :-(
>Rick Booth <richar...@umist.ac.uk> wrote in message news:<3c7f...@news.umist.ac.uk>...
Very nice, but just one point.
On my translation, (apart from me being rock,rock,rock,rock) it says
"Song writing is something useful (occasionally best left to others)."
Which is NOT what I'm saying. I'm saying that I do write a lot, but
I'm also in a covers band. Perhaps that ought to read "Writes own
stuff but plays covers as well":
Ok so I could have bought a new guitar for the tinkering price, but its my
1st guitar and now fully customised!
Ah, that because you used brackets, rather than a slash...
S++/- should be what you want instead of S=(--).
Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock is the failure to parese the square
brackets, but I'm sorting that. Updates to the standard will be
included tonight, breaking out the compiler (and thesaurus) now.
J.
>Steve Dix <st...@stevedix.de> wrote in message news:<iuv68u0t3fn6ul9qv...@4ax.com>...
Aha! I see. I like the fact it says rock,rock,rock,rock though.
Sounds very Rock & Roll. ;->
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UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+/- r=/--
Problem is that you have to do it in such a way that you won't need to
update your age every year.
As for the customisation, good point.
Perhaps we might try putting a C after the guitars to indicate the
customisation?
ie E6c1++?1
Where "c" is customised, 1 is the number of customised guitars, and
the range of customisation is --,-,+,++ (from slightly - couple of
stickers to ++ new electrics, paintjob, active pickups, unrecognisable
origin...)
"Steve Dix" <st...@stevedix.de> wrote in message
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Argh! Somebody stop these people!
*laughs*
Steve Dix wrote:
> UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+/- r=/--
Which should parse under the shiny new version 1.2 compliant UKMG
coding tool. A couple of points to note, however, are that the X(blah)
instrument field cannot contain spaces or it will override the more
powerful grammar of
UKMG/[<g_list>][<space>[<i_list>]][<space>[<pref>[<space><pref>[...]]]]
So "UKMG/B X(harp)" will parse just fine, but "UKMG/M[++] X(comb and
paper)" will, unfortunately, not. :( Sorry.
Available from the non-sensically and chronically re-cycled URL of
http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
Enjoy,
J.
UKMG/BR!JH E9?1A2?2B2?1K2?1W1 GAS++/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) r-