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Mike Whitaker

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Mar 1, 2002, 8:57:03 AM3/1/02
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Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:

The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
--
Mike Whitaker: UKMG's Official Tokai and Squier Obsessive

UKMG code: UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+

Julian

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:09:36 AM3/1/02
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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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Mike,

You are one sad dude.

Cheers
Julian

UKMG/BRCP!M!S?J E2?1A1B2 GAS+/-- C= P= G- B- R--


Mike Whitaker

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:22:56 AM3/1/02
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Julian wrote:

> Mike,
>
> You are one sad dude.

So are you. You worked yours out!

> UKMG/BRCP!M!S?J E2?1A1B2 GAS+/-- C= P= G- B- R--

*grin*


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T N Nurse

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:26:59 AM3/1/02
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In article <a5o1ak$8kil6$2...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de>, Mike Whitaker
<mi...@altrion.org> wrote:

> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
>
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.


No banjo, steel (pedal or lap), Blues harp, Celtic harp, kazoo ?

Mike Whitaker

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:48:38 AM3/1/02
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T N Nurse wrote:

I'll add 'em to the list, but not today. *grin*


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UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+ M* S+/-- r++(--)

Neil McDougall

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:54:58 AM3/1/02
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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
>
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BMR(p)F!S!J E3!1A1?1K1?1 GAS+/- C+ P+/- G= B= R+/= r+/++ S+ r-/--
---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

Nuff said really :-)

Neil


Neil McDougall

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Mar 1, 2002, 10:02:15 AM3/1/02
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D'oh, need to change that...altered version below :-)

> ---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

> UKMG/BMR(p)F?S?J E3!1B1!1A1?1K1?1 GAS+/- C+ P+/- G= B= R+/= m+/++ S+ r-/--


> ---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

Neil
...suitably sheepish...


Julian

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Mar 1, 2002, 9:45:39 AM3/1/02
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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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> Julian wrote:
>
> > Mike,
> >
> > You are one sad dude.
>
> So are you. You worked yours out!
>
> > UKMG/BRCP!M!S?J E2?1A1B2 GAS+/-- C= P= G- B- R--
>
> *grin*

Dammit - caught!

;-) Julian


Rick Booth

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Mar 1, 2002, 11:05:46 AM3/1/02
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Mike Whitaker <mi...@altrion.org> wrote:
> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:

You see, there are geekier people in here than me!

Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.

> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.

Ummm,

UKMG/RSM(B)?C?J E6?1!1A2?1B1?1K1 GAS++/- C= P++/+ G=/-(+) B-(=) R+

- rfb
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Torpedo Dave

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Mar 1, 2002, 11:30:15 AM3/1/02
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oh dear.

UKMG/ BR!C/E6A2/GAS++(+)/C+ G++ B= R-- M++ S+ R-

I think, but don't quote me.

Dave.

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David Morton

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Mar 1, 2002, 12:13:00 PM3/1/02
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In article <a5o4bb$8h5u2$1...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de>, mi...@altrion.org
(Mike Whitaker) wrote:

> No banjo, steel (pedal or lap), Blues harp, Celtic harp, kazoo ?

We need (OK *I* need) Resonator and Baritone codes too. :-)


Neil McDougall

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Mar 1, 2002, 12:42:41 PM3/1/02
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> We need (OK *I* need) Resonator and Baritone codes too. :-)

Does my Yamaha Drop 6 count as a Baritone? :-)

Neil


David Morton

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Mar 1, 2002, 1:16:00 PM3/1/02
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In article <a5oee5$8n703$1...@ID-120667.news.dfncis.de>,
Mad_D...@btinternet.com (Neil McDougall) wrote:


> Does my Yamaha Drop 6 count as a Baritone? :-)

Well it's longer scale (though not by much) so I guess it does. Let's
face it, it's a baritone if you want to call it a baritone...or a
chocolate coated armadillo if you want to call it a chocolate coated
armadillo (though the latter appelation may require the use of larger
quantities of drugs than the former).

Andy Brooke

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Mar 1, 2002, 1:27:13 PM3/1/02
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"David Morton" <dmo...@journalist.co.uk> wrote in message
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And balalaika, violin and penny whistle codes.

Perhaps a code to indicate that you can't play that particular instrument
properly would be useful. I'd need to make extensive use of it anyway.

Andy


Rev. Andy

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Mar 1, 2002, 1:25:32 PM3/1/02
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In article <a5o1ak$8kil6$2...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de>, Mike Whitaker
<mi...@altrion.org> wrote:

> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.

UKMG/BRF(P)!C E3B3M1L3?1K1 GAS+ C- P= G= B- R+ M++ S+ r+

Rev. Andy

Rick Booth

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Mar 1, 2002, 2:16:39 PM3/1/02
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Neil McDougall <Mad_D...@btinternet.com> wrote:
>> We need (OK *I* need) Resonator and Baritone codes too. :-)
>
> Does my Yamaha Drop 6 count as a Baritone? :-)

Should do, as that is _exactly_ what it is <g>.

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Paul Simpson

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Mar 1, 2002, 1:40:33 PM3/1/02
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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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Truly, truly tragic...

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/R(B)(P)(S)!J E9A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) R-


---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

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Scott Child

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Mar 1, 2002, 3:05:29 PM3/1/02
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is there a prize ?

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/RMB(C)S! E5 A2 B1 GAS+ C+ P+ G+ B= R+ M-- S++ r--


---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

or is this some cheesy US market study :)

Sc

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Jonathan J Quick

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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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>
> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.

This is very, very sad. Even more sad is that I've done this:

UKMG/BRF E2A2M5W3D1 GAS++ C+ P+ G= R= M? r--

:-)

There's no code for violins or banjos btw... and how do I classify the
double-neck guitar/mandola when it arrives?

Jonathan

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Adrian Clark

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Mar 1, 2002, 6:18:39 PM3/1/02
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Ooh, this is fun. I presume I'm not allowed to just put "X" for musical
style, so I'm going to go for...

UKMG/F E4!2A1B1K1 GAS++/+ C++ P--/++ G- B-- R= M= S++ r=

Heh!

Yes, it's folk music. It's *my* folk music, okay?

Adrian

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Julian

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"Adrian Clark" <spag...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Ooh, this is fun. I presume I'm not allowed to just put "X" for musical
> style, so I'm going to go for...
>
> UKMG/F E4!2A1B1K1 GAS++/+ C++ P--/++ G- B-- R= M= S++ r=
>
> Heh!
>
> Yes, it's folk music. It's *my* folk music, okay?
>
>
>
> Adrian

Religious folk music, IIRC

;-) Julian


Mike Edmunds

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Mar 1, 2002, 6:35:23 PM3/1/02
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Mike Whitaker <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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> Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
>
> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.


I guess that makes me

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/BR!M(S)?JP B5E2A2 GAS++ C- P= G- B- R-- M+ S= r=
----END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

There's no code for Funk/Soul!!

Mike E


Fat Sam

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Mar 1, 2002, 8:15:58 PM3/1/02
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What a cool idea.....

--


---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/BRMCF E2!1A2?1K1W18 GAS- C= P= G- B- R+ S= r--

nog

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In article <a5p013$95d7o$1...@ID-76383.news.dfncis.de>, ne...@foxtrot.co.uk
says...

> "Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
> news:a5o1ak$8kil6$2...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de...
> >
> > Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> > in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
> > The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> > and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> > http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
>
> This is very, very sad. Even more sad is that I've done this:
>
> UKMG/BRF E2A2M5W3D1 GAS++ C+ P+ G= R= M? r--
>
> :-)
>
> There's no code for violins or banjos btw... and how do I classify the
> double-neck guitar/mandola when it arrives?

No code for comb & paper either.

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/?B?R E2 GAS- C-- P= G- B-- R--


---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

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Rev. Andy

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In article <a5p35r$93fg2$1...@ID-117896.news.dfncis.de>, Mike Edmunds
<caro...@lineone.net> wrote:

>[snip]


>
> There's no code for Funk/Soul!!

Nope, you either got it or you aint.

Rev. Andy

Paul Creedy

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Mar 2, 2002, 5:27:12 AM3/2/02
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I seem to be

UKMG/BRMP!S E14?1!5A3?1!1B2!1W1K1 GAS+C=P+G-B--R+M=S+r-


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George Weston

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You're all bloody mad, the lot of you.
I ask you, who would want to waste their precious time working out lots of
incomprehensible twaddle just to put after their signature just to impress
other like-minded idiots and confuse the rest of the world into the bargain?
What do you hope to achieve with all this pointless navel-gazing?
I for one would not sully my typing fingers with such twaddle.
Daft, I call it!
Better things to do with my time...
George

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BR!M!SC!PE2K1GAS+C=P=G=B=R--M--S=r--

.clive.murray.

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"Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
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> The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection


> and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.

> --
> Mike Whitaker: UKMG's Official Tokai and Squier Obsessive
>
> UKMG code: UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+


!

--c.


Neil McDougall

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> > The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> > and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> > http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
> > --
> > Mike Whitaker: UKMG's Official Tokai and Squier Obsessive
> >
> > UKMG code: UKMG/BRMF!P?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3 GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+
>
>
>
>
> !
>
>
>
> --c.

Welcome back, Clive. :-)

Neil McD


Paul Simpson

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"Paul Simpson" <p_r_simpso...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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Actually, I'm going to go with Adrian on this one, failing indicators for
Techno, Dance or whatever you'd want to call what I do.

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/F!J E9A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) R-


---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

It's Folk, but in the *true* sense of the word.

Martin Fagan

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".clive.murray." <earth...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Mike Whitaker" <mi...@altrion.org> wrote in message
> news:a5o1ak$8kil6$2...@ID-133847.news.dfncis.de...
>
> > The UKMG code. Amaze your friends by showing off your guitar collection
> > and talents in one handy line of incomprehensible ASCII. See
> > http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html for details.
> > --

OK -

Here goes,but only if I count a penny whistle and a harmonica as wind,
and two shakey eggs as a drum each.

BTW, whats the code letter for "frightens hamsters at 300km whenever
he blows anything"?

Martin


----BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK----
UKMG/BDF(P)!C?J??SE1A3?1M1W3D3GAS+/=C=P+G-B-R--M--S=r--
----END UKMG CODE BLOCK----


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Justin Otto

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Mar 3, 2002, 4:11:09 PM3/3/02
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Rick Booth <richar...@umist.ac.uk> wrote in message news:<3c7f...@news.umist.ac.uk>...

> Mike Whitaker <mi...@altrion.org> wrote:
> > Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS) and
> > in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
>
> You see, there are geekier people in here than me!
>
> Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.

I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.

http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/

UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--

'Nuff said.

J.

Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/

Steve White

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---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----
UKMG/BRMJF?S E2A3B2M1K1W3D23 GAS+C+P+G+R+M+S+R+

---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

Always try to be +ve
This is mad.
Steve W

Paul Simpson

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"Justin Otto" <justi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Rick Booth <richar...@umist.ac.uk> wrote in message
news:<3c7f...@news.umist.ac.uk>...
> > Mike Whitaker <mi...@altrion.org> wrote:
> > > Spawned by a chance remark on #ukmg (man, that channel is DANGEROUS)
and
> > > in the best tradition of the Geek code, we present:
> >
> > You see, there are geekier people in here than me!
> >
> > Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.
>
> I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.
>
> http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
>
> UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--
>
> 'Nuff said.

Absolutely astonishing - fantastic!

Heard nowt from Mr. Otto for ages, and now this.

To coin a phrase: quality, not quantity.

Where've you been Justin? Banned from Usenet at work or part of the
lurk-oscenti these days? Nice to hear from you again, whichever.

Paul Simpson

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3rd time lucky...

---- BEGIN UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

UKMG/R(B)(P)(S)!J E9?1A2?2B2?1W1K2?1 GAS+/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) r-


---- END UKMG CODE BLOCK ----

(Well, it reads more like me in Justin's Parser at least).

.clive.murray. (at work)

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"Justin Otto" <justi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> > Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.
>
> I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.
>
> http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
>
> UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--


top, top work from the man in black at the back of the shack.

superb!

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Ivar Arnesen

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".clive.murray. (at work)" <earth...@hotmail.com> wrote
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> "Justin Otto" <justi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:5ec66265.0203...@posting.google.com...
>
>
> > > Until I write the UKMG code parser. Oh well, maybe there aren't.
> >
> > I'll see your geeky, and raise you an anorak.
> >
> > http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/
> >
> > UKMG/B?J E3A1?1 GAS+ C= P+ B= M--(=) r--
>
>
> top, top work from the man in black at the back of the shack.
>
> superb!

Indeed it is, but I still wonder;
where is the beer-code (or should that be bar-code?)

Ivar
UKMG/BR(M)(S)(J)?C(F)(P) E5?1A4M1K1W2 GAS++ C= P= G= B+ R+ M+ S+ r-/--


Steve Dix

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On 3 Mar 2002 13:11:09 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
wrote:

>
>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/

That is due to a proposed extension to the music section, which I've
taken the liberty of adding to my code, just to remind Mike every time
he sees it.

Basically, if you just ignore everything between the [ ] it should
come out correct - the square brackets being chosen deliberately so
that you can impliment avoidance without upsetting any () additions.

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Steve Dix

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Mar 4, 2002, 6:01:47 AM3/4/02
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On 3 Mar 2002 13:11:09 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
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>


>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/

Just for the record, here is what I proposed to Mike. As far as I am
concerned, the final say is up to Mike, and if he says no, I'll drop
it.

The remainder of this post can be considered an RFC(UKMGcode)

The problem, I felt, is that the music section is a bit
non-descriptive when it comes to the date and the degree of
'intensity' of the music. So I proposed this.

Each Music section can be followed by an optional set of square
brackets. In these square brackets you can do two things. Firstly,
you can define a date range. eg

59-62 = 1959 - 1962.

or

6x = the 1960's

This will be easy to parse because it's limited to two digits. The
disadvantage is a possible argument as to whether 00 represents 1900
or 2000. The baseline has yet to be set and we need further
discussion of this.

Secondly, you can rate the extremeness of your musical taste using ++,
+, - and --.

which runs on a scale ++ = hardcore, and -- = the poppy end of the
scale.

So if you like 60's bubblegum pop, early Beatles etc, then you would
put

R[6x--]

Extreme Punk would be

P[++]

etc...

Mike Whitaker

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Mar 4, 2002, 6:14:56 AM3/4/02
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Steve Dix wrote:

> On 3 Mar 2002 13:11:09 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
> wrote:
>
>>
>>Oh BTW, some people are using non-standard spacing and extensions,
>>which is going to give you weird results when you parse 'em I'm
>>afraid. F'rinstance, Steve Dix's comes out as quite bizarre. :/
>
> Just for the record, here is what I proposed to Mike. As far as I am
> concerned, the final say is up to Mike, and if he says no, I'll drop
> it.

Accepted and updated. See http://www.ukmg.org.uk/code.html
--
Mike Whitaker:
UKMG/BR[6x-8x]M[8x]F!P!H?S E9?1A3M1B1L1K3
GAS+/-- C= P- G= B+ R+ M* S+/-- r++(--)

Steve Dix

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Mar 4, 2002, 6:13:54 AM3/4/02
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On Mon, 04 Mar 2002 12:01:47 +0100, Steve Dix <st...@stevedix.de>
wrote:


>So if you like 60's bubblegum pop, early Beatles etc, then you would
>put
>
>R[6x--]
>
>Extreme Punk would be
>
>P[++]
>
>etc...

Oh, and you can group the square brackets -
eg R[6x+][8x--]

UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+(--) r=/--

Justin Otto

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"Paul Simpson" <p_r_simpso...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<a5ub3a$aa7mm$1...@ID-70736.news.dfncis.de>...

> Where've you been Justin? Banned from Usenet at work or part of the
> lurk-oscenti these days? Nice to hear from you again, whichever.

Both actually, but I'm making an effort to get back into the UKMG
swing of things. I've started turning up on the irc server, and plan
to do the next UKMGPU too.

Gosh, you're going to be pretty sick of the sight of me soon enough.
;)

I figured that I have worthless opinions that need to be shared with
an uncaring, disinterested public! (I'm ready for my close up now, Mr
Deville).

Plus I've been practicing hard to drive the speed of my stone hands up
from "catatonic" to merely "painfully slow". So it's time for a break
from the wood-shed.

[ext., day: pale, hunched figure emerges, blinking, into the light...]

Glad you liked the app, I was a bit worried about it's portability,
but it seems to be ok on most win32 platforms. If I get around to
knocking out a new version, I may introduce an identity
deduction-thing for a bit of a laugh. I'll pop out a gtk or LessTif
version in a while for our Unix bretheren.

Hey ho, take care and have fun.

J.

Paul Simpson

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Mar 4, 2002, 8:49:03 AM3/4/02
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"Justin Otto" <justi...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "Paul Simpson" <p_r_simpso...@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:<a5ub3a$aa7mm$1...@ID-70736.news.dfncis.de>...
> > Where've you been Justin? Banned from Usenet at work or part of the
> > lurk-oscenti these days? Nice to hear from you again, whichever.
>
> Both actually, but I'm making an effort to get back into the UKMG
> swing of things. I've started turning up on the irc server, and plan
> to do the next UKMGPU too.
>

Good show, that man!

> Gosh, you're going to be pretty sick of the sight of me soon enough.
> ;)
>
> I figured that I have worthless opinions that need to be shared with
> an uncaring, disinterested public! (I'm ready for my close up now, Mr
> Deville).
>
> Plus I've been practicing hard to drive the speed of my stone hands up
> from "catatonic" to merely "painfully slow". So it's time for a break
> from the wood-shed.
>
> [ext., day: pale, hunched figure emerges, blinking, into the light...]
>
> Glad you liked the app, I was a bit worried about it's portability,
> but it seems to be ok on most win32 platforms. If I get around to
> knocking out a new version, I may introduce an identity
> deduction-thing for a bit of a laugh. I'll pop out a gtk or LessTif
> version in a while for our Unix bretheren.
>

Well, Mike's just updated the code, so it's b0rken on Win32 already :-(

Steve Dix

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Mar 4, 2002, 9:10:14 AM3/4/02
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On 3 Mar 2002 13:11:09 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
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>Rick Booth <richar...@umist.ac.uk> wrote in message news:<3c7f...@news.umist.ac.uk>...


Very nice, but just one point.

On my translation, (apart from me being rock,rock,rock,rock) it says
"Song writing is something useful (occasionally best left to others)."
Which is NOT what I'm saying. I'm saying that I do write a lot, but
I'm also in a covers band. Perhaps that ought to read "Writes own
stuff but plays covers as well":

Alex Bennett

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Mar 4, 2002, 2:18:29 PM3/4/02
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Testing mine then... Maybe you should have included some age thing.. like
A?? for "please, I can remember when the beatles were *new*" lol.. Sorry to
everybody.. Had to say it Noticed you are squier mad.. well check mine
out...
Squier affinity
Fender Mexico p/u in neck, middle
DiMarzio ToneZone in bridge
Wilkinson roller nut
Sheilding work carried out throughout

Ok so I could have bought a new guitar for the tinkering price, but its my
1st guitar and now fully customised!


Justin Otto

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Mar 4, 2002, 5:49:28 PM3/4/02
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Steve Dix <st...@stevedix.de> wrote in message news:<iuv68u0t3fn6ul9qv...@4ax.com>...

> On my translation, (apart from me being rock,rock,rock,rock) it says
> "Song writing is something useful (occasionally best left to others)."
> Which is NOT what I'm saying. I'm saying that I do write a lot, but
> I'm also in a covers band. Perhaps that ought to read "Writes own
> stuff but plays covers as well":

Ah, that because you used brackets, rather than a slash...

S++/- should be what you want instead of S=(--).

Rock, rock, rock, rock, rock is the failure to parese the square
brackets, but I'm sorting that. Updates to the standard will be
included tonight, breaking out the compiler (and thesaurus) now.

J.

Steve Dix

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Mar 5, 2002, 4:33:36 AM3/5/02
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On 4 Mar 2002 14:49:28 -0800, justi...@hotmail.com (Justin Otto)
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>Steve Dix <st...@stevedix.de> wrote in message news:<iuv68u0t3fn6ul9qv...@4ax.com>...

Aha! I see. I like the fact it says rock,rock,rock,rock though.
Sounds very Rock & Roll. ;->

UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+/- r=/--

Steve Dix

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Mar 5, 2002, 4:38:07 AM3/5/02
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Problem is that you have to do it in such a way that you won't need to
update your age every year.

As for the customisation, good point.

Perhaps we might try putting a C after the guitars to indicate the
customisation?

ie E6c1++?1

Where "c" is customised, 1 is the number of customised guitars, and
the range of customisation is --,-,+,++ (from slightly - couple of
stickers to ++ new electrics, paintjob, active pickups, unrecognisable
origin...)

Alex Bennett

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Mar 5, 2002, 2:00:35 PM3/5/02
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true about the age, but yeah the modification sounds good. makes me a E1c++
Al


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Justin Otto

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"Alex Bennett" <a_t_...@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:<mB8h8.6$5Tf2....@news2.randori.com>...

> true about the age, but yeah the modification sounds good. makes me a E1c++

Argh! Somebody stop these people!

*laughs*

Steve Dix wrote:
> UKMG/(B)R[6x+]!M!S(J)(C)F E7?1A3?2B2K1 GAS+ C= P= G=/- B+/= R+/= M+ S+/- r=/--

Which should parse under the shiny new version 1.2 compliant UKMG
coding tool. A couple of points to note, however, are that the X(blah)
instrument field cannot contain spaces or it will override the more
powerful grammar of

UKMG/[<g_list>][<space>[<i_list>]][<space>[<pref>[<space><pref>[...]]]]

So "UKMG/B X(harp)" will parse just fine, but "UKMG/M[++] X(comb and
paper)" will, unfortunately, not. :( Sorry.

Available from the non-sensically and chronically re-cycled URL of
http://www.le-cafe-metaphor.demon.co.uk/

Enjoy,

J.

Alex Bennett

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Mar 6, 2002, 2:15:14 AM3/6/02
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Laughs.. Sorry Justin! Hmm... This is probably the most flamed topic I've
seen here :) gets peoples attention...
Al

Paul Simpson

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Mar 6, 2002, 4:01:00 PM3/6/02
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And using the new code definitions:

UKMG/BR!JH E9?1A2?2B2?1K2?1W1 GAS++/= C= P+ G= B- R- M++ S++(-) r-

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