Pentecostal Dog

[Luke Nichols]

There was this Baptist Preacher and his Wife and they went to the Pet
Shop to buy a Dog. The curator of the store says, I have a really good dog.
It's been trained and everything. He brings out the dog, and he tells the
dog to sit, and it sits. He tells it to roll over and it rolls over. The
Preacher goes, We'll take the dog, and buys it.

So, one of the Deacons came over and the Preacher wanted to show him the
new dog. So, he birngs out the dog and says: This dog is really smart.
Watch this. He tells the dog to sit, and it sits, He tells it to roll
over and it rolls over. He tells it to heel, and it jumps up, lays its paw
on the Deacons head and begins to pray.

The Baptist Preacher sighs. Dang on Pet Shop Owner sold me a Pentecostal
Dog.

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