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Paul Hyett

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Jul 11, 2004, 3:15:04 AM7/11/04
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I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!

The tune itself isn't half bad either.

Any other candidates for the title?
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Ian F.

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Jul 11, 2004, 5:55:23 AM7/11/04
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"Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Any other candidates for the title?

"Hear My Name" by Armand Van Helden

http://www.blastro.com/artists/artistpage/Armand+Van+Helden.html

Ian

Col

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Jul 11, 2004, 5:59:16 AM7/11/04
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"Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
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> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>
> Any other candidates for the title?

I'll go for that perrenial favourite 'Addicted to Love'
by Robert Palmer.

Always does it for me!

Col
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Dan Watson

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Jul 11, 2004, 7:00:47 AM7/11/04
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Paul Hyett wrote:
> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>
> Any other candidates for the title?

Kate Bush. Wuthering heights?

*ahem* i'll get my coat

Meng

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Jul 11, 2004, 7:39:14 AM7/11/04
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>
> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
Alice Cooper's "Poison" had one of the best-looking women EVER in it, which
counts as erotic in my book. I particularly recommend the uncensored
version.

Spinal Tap's "Bitch School" also springs to mind.

Lee J. Moore

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Jul 11, 2004, 7:50:02 AM7/11/04
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LOL! A shame a few million pounds more couldn't have been thrown at the
production of the video because I really think it deserved it. Hayley
Westenra recently covered the track (appallingly!) and somebody finally
got the idea that the video should incorporate more imagery from the
mansion rather than the moor. But there are no characters and she just
looks like a BBC2 historian wandering around some old building, only
singing as she does it.

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Galloise65

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Jul 11, 2004, 11:34:15 AM7/11/04
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"Sweet Harmony" by The Beloved??

David Boothroyd

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Jul 11, 2004, 12:00:17 PM7/11/04
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In article <694fb181.04071...@posting.google.com>,

katherin...@yahoo.co.uk (Galloise65) wrote:
>
> "Sweet Harmony" by The Beloved??

Surely that was non-sexual nudity? The editing process deliberately
removed anything 'obscene' and the participants in the video didn't
do anything but sit around.

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Cuzman

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Jul 11, 2004, 12:45:32 PM7/11/04
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" Any other candidates for the title? "


There was one that was out a couple of years ago called 'Boys', where it had
a group of girls dressed in nighties and lingerie. They were running around
a nunnery, chasing blokes, and trying to avoid the nuns. I can't remember
the group it was made by, but I think they were some obscure European dance
act.


hAiNeSy

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Jul 11, 2004, 2:14:18 PM7/11/04
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"Col" <Reddwarferspa...@btinternet.com> wrote in
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> "Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:SWpOjDD4jO8AFwY$@activist.demon.co.uk...
>> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
>> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>>
>> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>>
>> Any other candidates for the title?
>
> I'll go for that perrenial favourite 'Addicted to Love'
> by Robert Palmer.
>
> Always does it for me!

What about the video for 'Simply Irresistible'? It's quite an
improvement.

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Lucretia

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Jul 11, 2004, 3:14:46 PM7/11/04
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Paul Hyett wrote:

> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>
> Any other candidates for the title?

Anything by Type O Negative.

'Stripped' by Rammstein, though it is a tad homoerotic. I still like it.
'Relax' by Frankie (hmm, there's a trend here...)

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Cheddar

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Jul 11, 2004, 3:31:03 PM7/11/04
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I've seen that and it was rather hot.

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Tatu, they worked for me.
Also Holly Valance in Kiss Kiss.


Paul Hyett

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Jul 11, 2004, 3:37:17 PM7/11/04
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In uk.music.charts on Sun, 11 Jul 2004, Lee J. Moore wrote :
>>
>> Kate Bush. Wuthering heights?
>>
>> *ahem* i'll get my coat
>
>LOL! A shame a few million pounds more couldn't have been thrown at the
>production of the video because I really think it deserved it. Hayley
>Westenra recently covered the track (appallingly!)

So much so that it couldn't even scrape up sales of a a couple of
hundred to reach the top 200!

Paul Hyett

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Jul 11, 2004, 3:39:05 PM7/11/04
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In uk.music.charts on Sun, 11 Jul 2004, Lucretia wrote :
>
>'Stripped' by Rammstein, though it is a tad homoerotic. I still like it.

>'Relax' by Frankie (hmm, there's a trend here...)
>

I saw that for the first time recently, 20 years after release. All I
can say is, no wonder it was banned at the time!

Lee J. Moore

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Jul 11, 2004, 5:22:58 PM7/11/04
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I was disappointed at the time, and I was only about 12/13 yo. All those
months of the crappy laser beam video on TOTP and when Music Box (the
cable channel) finally broadcast the banned version, it was just a load of
heavily stereotyped bollocks.

When Two Tribes went straight in at no.1, ISTR Relax re-entering the
chart and reaching no.2 position. That was cool.

Fred

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Jul 11, 2004, 5:26:07 PM7/11/04
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:15:04 +0100, Paul Hyett <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote:

> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>
> Any other candidates for the title?

Recent ones I can think of are

Kylie Minogue - Please Stay
Christina Milian - Dip It Low
Narcotic Thrust - I Like It
All Beyonce videos.

Fred

Jerry Brown

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Jul 11, 2004, 6:56:07 PM7/11/04
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:26:07 +0100, Fred <alex...@himki.net> wrote:

>On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:15:04 +0100, Paul Hyett <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote:
>
>> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
>> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>>
>> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>>
>> Any other candidates for the title?
>
>Recent ones I can think of are
>
>Kylie Minogue - Please Stay

Disagree Strongly - never, ever seen the attraction in her, but each
to their own.

>Christina Milian - Dip It Low

Agree

>Narcotic Thrust - I Like It

Neither Agree Nor Disagree - i.e. not seen

>All Beyonce videos.

Agree Strongly, with a special commendation for the parts of the Baby
Boy video where she's rolling around on a bearskin rug in a chain-mail
bikini.


Jerry Brown
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(but probably won't bother)

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Paul Hyett

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Jul 12, 2004, 1:31:21 AM7/12/04
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In uk.music.charts on Sun, 11 Jul 2004, Cheddar wrote :
>Cuzman wrote:
>> "Paul Hyett" <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:SWpOjDD4jO8AFwY$@activist.demon.co.uk...
>>
>> " Any other candidates for the title? "
>
>I'm surprised nobody has mentioned Tatu, they worked for me.

But they were *dressed*... :)

>Also Holly Valance in Kiss Kiss.

Sexy yes, but not what I'd call erotic.

If we're moving onto sexy videos, it's a whole new list :

1. Britney - I'm A Slave 4 U (hot sweaty sexy babe - what could be
better)!

2. Holly Valance - Kiss Kiss (how long did it take them to strategically
place those light flashes)?

3. Kylie - Can't Get You Out Of My Head (Kylie in revealing clothes - no
more need be said)! :)

4. Shakir-a - Whenever Wherever (Oh, that line about her breasts, not to
mention crawling in mud...)

5. Christina Aguilera - Dirrty (what a glorious change from her old
image)

Paul Hyett

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Jul 12, 2004, 1:37:28 AM7/12/04
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In uk.music.charts on Sun, 11 Jul 2004, Lee J. Moore wrote :
>
>When Two Tribes went straight in at no.1, ISTR Relax re-entering the
>chart and reaching no.2 position. That was cool.

Indeed - though it didn't exactly re-enter, just climbed back up.

Here is the full chart run :

Here goes : from 12/11/83 : 77,77,67,55,54,55,46,46,36,6,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,3
,6,16,21,23,21,29,29,31,26.24.21.17,16,11,5,3,2,2,3,3,3,6,7,12,20,22,29,
41,47,50,66,71,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,93,87,89,89,79,-,-,-,-,-,68,58,64,74,-,91,
96,86,83,89 (20/4/85).

Fred

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Jul 12, 2004, 1:29:24 PM7/12/04
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:56:07 GMT, Jerry Brown <je...@jwbrown.co.uk.RemoveThisBitToReply> wrote:

> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 22:26:07 +0100, Fred <alex...@himki.net> wrote:
>
>> On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:15:04 +0100, Paul Hyett <p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> wrote:
>>
>>> I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
>>> watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>>>
>>> The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>>>
>>> Any other candidates for the title?
>>
>> Recent ones I can think of are
>>
>> Kylie Minogue - Please Stay
>
> Disagree Strongly - never, ever seen the attraction in her, but each
> to their own.
>

Me neither, but the sight of a woman in satin writhing around just does
something for me.

Fred

Dom Robinson

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Jul 12, 2004, 2:21:37 PM7/12/04
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In article <694fb181.04071...@posting.google.com>,
katherin...@yahoo.co.uk says...
with a naked Tess Daly, IIRC
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On Sun, 11 Jul 2004 08:15:04 +0100, Paul Hyett
<p...@nojunkmailplease.co.uk> quoth:

>I nominate Junior Jack's 'Stupidisco' - cold shower required after
>watching the girl on girl 'wrestling'!
>
>The tune itself isn't half bad either.
>
>Any other candidates for the title?

Classic - Duran Duran, Girls on Film

Current - Christina Milan, Dip it Low
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My LAX - Rachel Stevens. MMmmmmm Knickerlicious.


Lee J. Moore

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Jul 17, 2004, 5:56:43 PM7/17/04
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I'm confused. Should I save this message to disk and open it with winzip?

Richard Brooks

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Jul 17, 2004, 7:04:22 PM7/17/04
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No, it's one of those old hex barcodes for the Amiga.

Type it in, save it to tape recorder then reload via tape and it'll give you
a shitty ASCII game.


Richard.


Lee J. Moore

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Jul 17, 2004, 8:39:28 PM7/17/04
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On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 00:04:22 +0100, Richard Brooks wrote:
//

>>> Here is the full chart run :
>>>
>>> Here goes : from 12/11/83 :
>>> 77,77,67,55,54,55,46,46,36,6,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,3
>>> ,6,16,21,23,21,29,29,31,26.24.21.17,16,11,5,3,2,2,3,3,3,6,7,12,20,22,29,
>>> 41,47,50,66,71,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,93,87,89,89,79,-,-,-,-,-,68,58,64,74,-,91,
>>> 96,86,83,89 (20/4/85).
>>
>> I'm confused. Should I save this message to disk and open it with
>> winzip?
>
> No, it's one of those old hex barcodes for the Amiga.
>
> Type it in, save it to tape recorder then reload via tape and it'll give you
> a shitty ASCII game.

Can't I just plug a microphone into it, type Load <enter> and scream
at various pitches until something happens? Or does that only produce
a psychadelic affect on a Spectrum?

Paul Hyett

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Jul 18, 2004, 1:54:03 AM7/18/04
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Huh?

They are just the week-by-week chart positions for FGTH's 'Relax'.

Lee J. Moore

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Jul 18, 2004, 8:15:08 AM7/18/04
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On Sun, 18 Jul 2004 06:54:03 +0100, Paul Hyett wrote:
//

>>> Here goes : from 12/11/83 : 77,77,67,55,54,55,46,46,36,6,2,1,1,1,1,1,2,3
>>> ,6,16,21,23,21,29,29,31,26.24.21.17,16,11,5,3,2,2,3,3,3,6,7,12,20,22,29,
>>> 41,47,50,66,71,-,-,-,-,-,-,-,93,87,89,89,79,-,-,-,-,-,68,58,64,74,-,91,
>>> 96,86,83,89 (20/4/85).
>>
>>I'm confused. Should I save this message to disk and open it with winzip?
>>
> Huh?
>
> They are just the week-by-week chart positions for FGTH's 'Relax'.

I know. I was joking. /sorry. :-)

ct

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Jul 26, 2004, 11:47:48 AM7/26/04
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Very hard to find a copy of the original release of FGTH Relax, took me a
while to search through several tv station music vid vaults to find a copy.
The official record company release is a half concept/half live version.

ct


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